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# A bad day for bananafish
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# My brother died that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Write a book
I promise I'll try to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Oh man the plot twist is gonna be woah shit all over.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# BUY MY FUCKING BOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:36, archived)
# BULLY ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# ooh,
that's a nice style
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Hey, could be worse.
You could be refereeing Egypt v Algeria right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# he was actually the inspiration for Zach Braff's character in the hit TV show 'Scrubs'
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# YOU HAD TO FUCKING MENTION IT
I'm still hurting from the shafting Braff gave us.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# awww poor JD
nice image tho
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# ringringringringringringring
bananafish
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# "There are a million stories in the naked city
This has been six of them."
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor guy!
(Testicles just for you, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Heh
That's not a good street to walk past when you're bladdered.
*edit - where is it, by the way? Holland?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
# It's in Poland...
No wonder the tiles in my bathroom are wonky,
(Testicles just for you, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# arrrgghh me hearties
in other news jd salinger is dead - hands up who thought he died years ago
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# subirachs?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
#
(sik ly sweet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# hello there
welcome to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# The mens semi
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# would you have done that to Jimmy Connors, Fred Perry or Tim Henman?
.....alright, would you have done that to Jimmy Connors or Fred Perry? hmm would you, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
I've been mucking around with an andy murray animation*. Not done yet but his always-open big fat gob deserves ridicule.

*no cock included
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I'm super tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I do like your handwriting
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# People always gotta be mentioning my handwriting in this hizzouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!!
massive lol at that!

I hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] er
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# 0_0
damn, that looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# it does
I'm disappointed that the Jambalaya I am eating in my hotel room only seems to be half as big as it was last time I had it.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# it's very rare
that something you've had that was wonderful is quite as good the next time you have it. the only place i know where the food is consistently fabulous is a pub called the blue anchor, a few miles away from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# I'm still hungry
and it cost me* £14





*until my expenses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# surf and turf £10
bloody gorgeous and no small portions, fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# luckily I ordered 2 pints of stella with it and I have half a bottle of red wine and a miniature of Sailor Jerry
I should see the night through
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# good plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# and if that doesn't work
I also have paramol*



*I'm not on suicide watch honest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I would also like to take this opportunity to say
that the Sailor Jerry is the new less sweet liquid.

It's important that I mention that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# This makes me salivate and nod approvingly!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# this is clever and needs more of a response.
out of consideration I shall post this here:

Casper rides again

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/8484931.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Casper's dead man. D. E. D. DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Fare dodger!
You've gotta wonder how often he's been sat on by some fat chav mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# so it wasn't hit and run
more 'sit and waddle'?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# *flob. flob. flob. flob...*
That's the sound of bingo-wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# *flaps arms*
no it's not, it's more of a dull thwap sound
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# *fwap-fwap-fwap...*
I'm really not....
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# HE"S DEAD MAN, DEAD
GAME OVER MAN
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# nyom
WANT!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# now I want Thai food EVEN MORE
www.b3ta.com/board/9891410

and it's not even morning tea yet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
# ahhhhahhhh just saw this in the archive
www.b3ta.com/board/9891410

shit yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] iCLAVDIVS...


Click for bigger (126 kb)
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Doin da gymnastics
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
# lully!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# He's rofl'ing!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
# is that corporal fraser on the right?
we're iDOOMED
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Arf
"I only limp with my tongue, and stutter with my leg. Nature never quite finished me."
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Where is this source pic coming from?
It is a total fake. It doesn't even look like an iPad. Everyone knows the iPad does'nt have such rich connectivity.

I demand you uncompo this now! :D
(AMadDayYes, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# gotta go...

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
# and his triumph was heard throughout the land
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# brilliant:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Gotta go... Bushes to burn, heathens to smite.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# gotta catch 'em all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# God was a DUDE.
Then he died in that accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# biker god from mars
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# born to smite!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# *clicks stupid hard*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Old Testament God : Born to be riled
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# It's Yahweh or the highway
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# woo to this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# I like this album.
www.last.fm/music/Arab+on+Radar/Yahweh+or+the+Highway
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Gigglegiggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# DAMN YOU!
This is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:41, archived)
# the local chapter of hell's angels were confused by their newest member
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# oooh
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# I like this a whole bunch!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# nice road scrolling :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Hell bent for leather !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Oh why I oughta
*spang*
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Chap stick is just another word for penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
word term
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PEDANTIC FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# TWAT HIM, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
#
You're never alone with a schizophrenic. :)
(Good Penny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PSYCHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Dude pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# fella umbrella?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Geezer pleaser?
No wait no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Mister Fister
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# bloke poke!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# buck fuck @#'@~@~
you've gayed me you big racist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# You gayed yourself way before I did.
I don't like this game.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# oh sorry
*draws biro line around arm*
*removes arm*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# manlance
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Guy harpoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
#
u +a
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# You tick the tick...
...but can you tock the tock?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Tick tick tick tick tick
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# tick BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# LEAVE ME ALONE GODDAM IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# *is amused by your 'chap shtick'*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# *weeps quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# chap stick is good
guyliner is better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# AHhhahahahaha
fucking hell you should be ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)
# i felt bad as i was making it
not so bad as to not post it though :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Now look, you're being very bad.
I want you to go sit in the car and think about what you've done.




*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# as a reward for this,
enjoy theunusualtimes.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] It's definitely a cat. Definitely a cat.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Meh
You're just ripping off HappyToast's style!
(quality stuff as always!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Happy is much better at this stuff
I just stick together some layers and filters :)

But this alt compo suits the style quite well.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# heheh...
..it was only a simple matter of deduction ;)

/woo to pic!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Oh hai happy.... oh wait..... woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# i wouldn't play cat buckaroo with him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# haha
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# yay!!
\o/

thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# cheers :)
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# yay for bomb-proof kitty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Sphinx kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# :)
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# You've tried drugs...haven't you?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Well erm
yes.

edit: and you're one to talk :)
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Ha ha....got me!... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# :3
HAPPYTOAST INVENTED MOVING PICTURES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# He may look lovely and peaceful now
but woe betide passing airplanes, I bet he eats at least eleventy a day.
Top cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# :P
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# wonderful!
it didn't animate for me for a bit, but now it does it is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# IT IS A CAT
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Visual Studio 2008 Gnop


Was installing VS2008 at work today, and was greeted by this charming chappie! GNOPTASTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)
# His ID badge is made from Psychic Paper
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# i must be psychic
as it clearly says he represents uglycunt.plc
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Take it where you can get it, kiddo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# i don't want it there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# ...a ship...a cup...a speeder...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I'm arbitrarily going to be nice to you.
Everyone be nice to this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I don't know Mu.
I hear what you're saying but my first instinct is to be an insufferable prick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Just follow the signs man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# me too...i almost posted this:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Why thank you
Yes I know it's a touch big! So sue me! I've been round long enough!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# 'gnops'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Real size comparison

massive delurkage indeed
(Gtancx, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)
#
(that can't make phone calls!)
(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Then it's an overgrown iPod Fondle er Touch...
screw that.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Part of a graphics design project...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Cool :)
I like the frames.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Yeah, never mind art. I LIKE RECTANGLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
# This is the essence of cubism.
I learned it on the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Yeah I kindof
liked having to break it up like that
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# i like how the right three are empty
for some reason, that's a pleasing thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# yeah I want to leave them empty
I hope McMillan will let me :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)
# just say you're leaving them empty
as they symbolise the emptiness of a life without love. teachers love shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha
that's not bad.
mofaha said something about how it's like a window or something. either way... :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# i got good marks in english
due to my ability to bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# I get good marks in English.
They could be even better if I applied myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# How exactly are you applied?
Topical cream or suppository?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Topical cream
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# You can go on a weekly, dairy based quiz show.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# oh, i know that one
the phrase "could do better" followed me all through school
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# i agree
its cool! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# nice work on the lace
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Thank you
:]
It broke my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# i'm not surprised!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# hot!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# haha!
The project is 100 of those squares full on one subject. My subject is love :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# That's significantly less than a hundred.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I know
:[
I have a lot of work to do. Thank fuck for year-long projects
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# mushy tiem *yuck!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Girls are icky and I'm not allowed to play with them...
They gave me a restraining order...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# ...and a rash.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Soz :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# a blast from the past:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Jerks, cocks, whatever you want to call them, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# SIEG HEIL!
*ahem* Sorry, I don't know what came over me then... ;]

I kindof remember that, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# RUNED MY ICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# PHWOAR! ARTISTIC SEX AND SHIT :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Hahahah!
HAI EPIPHANY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# OH HAI KK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# SUP EPIPHANY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I NEED A SHOWER AND TO EAT PIZZA THEN I GO PLAY THE DRINKING GAME IN A PUB :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# TAKE A SHOWER YOU DIRTY HIPPY

:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# IM NOT A HIPPY
IM JUST SMELLY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I like the detail ON THE BRA.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# WELLTHANKS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# WELL FUCK THAT'S DAMN OKAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# This is nice and I like it.
I, too, like the bra detail.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooo, cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# weeny winky gherkin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# without a merkin
and not even lurkin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# he's far too big to lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# I liked the idea of giving the giant phallic symbol a tiny cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# this is symbolic of something
i don't know what, just something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# haha
b3ta.com/board/9892292
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Dammit, hadda completely outclass me, dinchya?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# :D
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] So Lolbuildings is the alternative compo?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Buildings with faces.
Those things look vicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# This was my lol building for the fLOLlies thing a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# LOL FOLLIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)
# you deserve a massive spanging for that
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# ba-haa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Weeee
b3ta.com/board/8501334
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Heh
keepin it real
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
#
Ah, the Glasgow Necropolis if I'm not mistaken. :)
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:42, archived)
# John Nettles is some how immune...odd that.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)
# He's a serial killer
Same as that Jessica Fletcher and Miss Marple. They murder people then set up innocents for the crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I always hope that somewhere, somehow
His family will explode into murder and treachery.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# he drinks liquid bread
it makes you immortal, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Liquid bread?
Isn't that beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# powdered toast man would disagree
when you're half dead
and you need to be fed
LIQUID BREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# *hangs head in shame for forgetting about powdered toat man*
Nope, sir. Don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# mister horse is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Worst-taste domino toppling display ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL buildings!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# ooh that's a weird coincimadence
www.b3ta.com/links/Cold_War_Pigs
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# looks more like a cat
:)
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# too snouty
I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Not snouty enough from that angle.
It's a sad cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Eyes and a curly tail and it'd be sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Fer fuck's sake, now buildings can be furries too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Give him a big hand!
(ymmit, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# hahahaha!!
lol

is he dead??
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# :( someoneholdme :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle would.
but one of his hands is too small.

and he may be dead
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# AWFUL NEWS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)
# SHOCKING
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)
# A TRAGEDY
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)
#
Tradgedy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Did someone say HAND!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# ewwwwww creepy
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# argh no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# heh
my first frontpage foe nearly 8 yrs! thanks!!!
(ymmit, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:12, archived)
# hah!
took a moment... I'm slows like that though.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Took far longer than it should have.......*reaches for coat
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Your share of the national debt shall be.... ONE MILLION POUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# you might want to enlarge that a little
edit: ahh
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I'm having problems
but there I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# this is why Richard Madeley has never been the star in the reasonably priced car
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# just checking if i can post now, having some problems
EDIT: WOO HOO!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Why is everyone having problems but me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Because you're a FREAK!
*points and runs away*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# because you're not special
like the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# If I was special I'd be sassin' y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:21, archived)
# this is what i am getting
Lock wait timeout exceeded; try restarting transaction
Error with mysql_query() - Lock wait timeout exceeded; try restarting transaction

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/b3ta.com/core/db_mysql.php:25) in /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php on line 347
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# mySQL
yourSQL
we all squeal for mySQL






that'll never make it to number 1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# nicely!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Oh noes...!


Story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8484116.stm
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# hehehe :D
(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Huhuhuhu
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:41, archived)
# tesco have just gone up hugely in my estimation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] iPad 2.0


iPad 1.1
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# thats good that is
:)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Launched to the tune "Hooked on a feline"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Oh wow!
Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9892106

Still, nicley done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Awww noes :o(
This was the one I would have done last night had I not been too grumpy and decided to just take the easy way out instead (see link in my post).

Still very nice though :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# They're both still awesome and that's all that matters, innit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Aww, thankies!
thankies!:D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:18, archived)
# great minds think alike
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] this one does everything a modern man in a fast paced busy workplace environment could want
iPaddy
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# That girl's got a winkie
I'm not THAT drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# haha that's her foot!
or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I'm always that drunk
Even when I'm sober.
HAR HAR HAR
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Racist
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# My colleague from Dublin
called me a racist for calling his national football team "a bunch of stumbling, pasty-faced drunks".

On the very same day, I heard him use the term "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" about the French national side.

FFS. At least I'd had the decency to devise my own fucking phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# As an Irishman I can confirm you are correct about my team :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# aren't they
mostly english?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Yeah they are, hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Maybe he didn't hear the
"-al football team" part...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Where's the "Nuns!"
and "That would be an ecumenical matter" buttons?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# they'll be added to the next revision, gotta keep em wanting for more!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# That would be an ec- YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Nudey Father Jack!
FECK OFF, CUP!

How's yer son?

Actually, I didn't bring either of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I love my BRICK!
Is anyone else getting error messages in their post instead of real words?

umpteenth attempt
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# You mean like
Error with mysql_query() - Lock wait timeout exceeded; try restarting transaction
Error with mysql_query() - Lock wait timeout exceeded; try restarting transaction

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/b3ta.com/core/db_mysql.php:25) in /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php on line 347

...when I tried to comment on your pic above?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# That's the exact one.
I even had it come up in my post for some reason before I edited it.
I thought I had broken the internets for a moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# You'll be charged for a new Internets if it was your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Oh noes!
I only have tuppence in my piggybank :( Will that be enough? Will it?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Yes
Please send it to :
Rob
B3ta Towers
Gutter outside the Dog & Duck
London

Mark the envelope "New Interwebs Fund"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)
# clearly
we all need to buy an ipad, then the internet would work
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears.
Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin' me that it's got magnets on it's tail so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# is that your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(joe90, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# iPad stolen by footpad
screamed the headlines
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# With allies like this, who needs enemas?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)

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