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#
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Big fucking window
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Or tiny people?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Praguians are famously little!
Trufax!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
# They're just very far away.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Well they have to be to effectively
throw Jaroslav Borzita of Martinice out of them!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Was he a fat anarchist?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# ahhh, there's nothing like a good aul fracas.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
likes
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Defenestration
the cruelest of all the deaths
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# MLGLNAGLGMLM!!L!M
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:30, archived)
# CEILING CEILING IS A CEILING
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:32, archived)
# it is affixed to itself using ceiling wax
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# What's up !
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:33, archived)
# HELP EVERY SURFACE IN MY ROOM IS A CEILING, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY UP IS UP
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:33, archived)
# It is H I G H E R ^
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Ceiling coeielignxc eieLEIclEILc ccCIELCI CEILEILIUGN WEICLEIEONG CIELIGN.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# can't FInd a mains socket on my ceiling
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:40, archived)
# CIELING! CIELING! CIELING!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:38, archived)
# which is obvious, and requires no explanation
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:40, archived)
# I'm afraid I am gonna require a diagram asap.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Asap!
ASAP!

ah shit

I just remembered,

Asap's in Shrinigar visiting the folks, he won't be back till march.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# I DONES A STORY
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:24, archived)
# I like this :D
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Dig up Kubrick
and get him to make this in to a film.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha! Fuck yeah this rules.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Yep, that was my weekend,
was that you then!? ;) *clicks*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# HAHHA!
Space anus
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Oh hells yes.
Needs more worm-holes.
No wait, no it doesn't, that sounds horrible.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Haha it's about sex

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:15, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Friendlier to keep these in one thread.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Agreed.
.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:21, archived)
# watching me what?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:21, archived)
# 'menestrate'?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:22, archived)
# You know, your piriod.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Your time of the moth
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:24, archived)
# she's on the rug
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:26, archived)
# The decagons are in.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Tottenham are at home
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:29, archived)
# ant floe
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:28, archived)
# aha
when har aint flw visatz
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Grim Fandango aicmfp
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# peek a boo
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Fuck it have a pea
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:07, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I have to pearoast this one
Image hosted by uppix.net
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# You have beautiful eyes
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:18, archived)
#


edit: fuck you all, this is a work of genius
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:21, archived)
# That actually looks like him too. *clicky*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:26, archived)
# *hums the theme tune to himself*
Nice :D
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] when will the ipad compo end?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:53, archived)
# I heard it's possible to make images that aren't for the challenge
I'm not sure if it's just a rumour though.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:59, archived)
# LIES
thats like saying glue is made from bacon
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Sigh.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# caught
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# what's the rush
there's plenty of words that haven't had a hilarious i- prefix added yet.

i-aardvark

there's one.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Done aaand... done.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# nice
:)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:27, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Hans dat do dishes
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Hanz a one, two, three four
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# I'm actually building this thing


Click for bigger (416 kb)


It's a combination of a dress makers dummy (headless), a broken lamp for a neck and a funky mask that i made...

I have no idea why...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# I want to talk to your boss. What's his name?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)
# another ... Mr Lizard
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Stop it! Fucking stop it!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:35, archived)
# wipe them off
with windscreen wipers
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Likes
arty! does she have a phone number?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:31, archived)
# She lives next to my wardrobe - I can pass on a message if you like ?
:P
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Tell her she's got some neck!
edit - it (she) is something of great beauty

:-)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Without her make up
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
# phwoar!!!!
would
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:40, archived)
# she watches

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:44, archived)
#

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:48, archived)
# fucking
A
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I wonder who is watching Jacqui watch her husband
and who in turn is watching that watcher watch her
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:22, archived)
# its Hazel Blears
all the way
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
#

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#
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# Unexpected LOL
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Actually...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:24, archived)
# If all people thought like that
there would be no memes, no B3ta and teenagers with exploding genitals.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Its not jerking off
it relaxing in a gentleman's way
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:28, archived)
# That's what the monacle is for
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:31, archived)
# It's the cunning use of "artex"....
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Have no fear, I'll patch it up and you'll never notice it was there!

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:20, archived)
# NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO STORE MY AMBIENT SAUSAGES?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:28, archived)
# in a cardboard box
out in the backyard

didn't you learn anything at ambient catering camp?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Happy candles!!!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] iDon'tcareanymore
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I know how you feel, anyway,
new challenge today hopefully....
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Movie posters in the style of album covers if they were children's TV
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# with monkey aids
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# made out of what you can find around the house if you're a celebrity who's been mashed up with a kitten
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# BY KEN BARLOW
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:44, archived)
# with a fork
*off to eat food*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:28, archived)
# nothing says I've had enough of a compo like posting another fucking picture for the compo
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Bite me
I stopped caring when I did my back in.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:41, archived)
# I did mine in again on Monday
how did you do yours
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Pulled a muscle after a cold.
Apparently enough to fire a temp. Unbelievable cockmanager.
How did you do yours? Are you contracted?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:47, archived)
# slipped on the ice
jarred the weak bits at the bottom of my ribcage
Still makes a change from the base of the spine and the neck
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Happy days
Hope you get better soon.
And hope we haven't exhausted the possibilities for original compos ;)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Achey breaky back posse represent.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Ice cold niggaz be frontin'
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:56, archived)
# You know the score, bro.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# spins some discs
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!
oh actually I think thats fixed it
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:57, archived)
# You're out of the posse, y'all gotta be achin' to be breakin', brah.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I have a friend who swears this story is true:
He and some mates were out in Manchester when they were approached by a gang of youths. These yobos demanded their phones and wallets etc, and when they refused they were set upon. One of the youths smacked my friend across the face with his elbow, and said "ELBOW MOTHERFUCKER, REPRESENT"

My all-time favourite battlecry.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Mad sick moves, holla.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I thought Guy Garvey had kicked him in
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Big jobs to Jobs
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Rufus learns about photography.....
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)
# horrific
but well done :)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Oh cripes!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:26, archived)
# meurgh!
but woo!

also - who took this picture!!!!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:26, archived)
# you probably dont want to see that one
:P
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Inside it is surprisingly dry
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# haha...............what's that I see in there? :)

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't get all the fuss
It's just a big iPod
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Don't really get what you're getting at here, Paul.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)
# I was going for the fact that 99.99999% of apple product users are smug cunts
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# So....
the 1 in 10,000,000 mac users that isn't smug.
Is it you?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I'm a smug pc user
we are a different breed of twat
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:30, archived)
# indeed
we are a superior breed of twat
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# This is true
If superiority is measured in number of viruses
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# or smugness :P
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:55, archived)
# goatse hand
That's all I've got to say
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# it is all obama
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# He was lookin at dem sexy squirrels


(Thank to "my ass is on fire" who brilliantly did the squirrel with tits pic)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# hehe
The banker in question, said to be a mid-level client investment manager, has reportedly been meeting executives to determine his future.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8494854.stm
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
# hahah, I saw that
in the video, it looked like he was opening them as attachements from an email in outlook...

I just wonder if a colleage realised he was in shot and emailed over the pics as a joke...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha
what a cunt
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:26, archived)
# His future is all over the screen
..in more ways than one..
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I could only think of 3
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# oh. my. god.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:15, archived)
# I can't think of any.

What are we trying to think of, anyway?


The second one still looks a little sore to me.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# reasons to stop our forbidden love
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Would you like me to drill your orifice?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I was just about to change my sig too
hehe


also - no.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# You prefer to do the drilling eh? Perfectly understandable.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I'M A GIVER NOT A TAKER
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)
# chortle
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I can think of at least 3 more.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# how
?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
# I would have thought that at least 2 were obvious.
If you can get those, I'll tell you the third.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# oh - go on, then...
a saw doing a dance: jigsaw
a saw with a trilby and a press pass: hacksaw
I'm not going to tell you the third.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# What the fuck are you pair talking about?
What the hell is going on?

a saw forwarding on unsolicited emails = a chainsaw?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# a saw that doesn't exist anymore
A dinosaw?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:30, archived)
# eyesore what you did there
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:30, archived)
# what can be done for
circular and tenon (and not the number 10 on the saw)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:33, archived)
# A panelsaw taking Simon Cowell's job?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# ummm today is a slow day for my brain :(
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# It's a fret saw - spang
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Very nice
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# (looks in Screwfix catalogue)
"hack saw"
"cross cut saw"
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:42, archived)
# a coping saw
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:54, archived)
# *Facepalms*
Just got the lower one.
I have the dumb.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:03, archived)
# I am so condused right now.
Even more so reading through the thread.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:03, archived)
# When dinosaurs still roamed Holland

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# What a lovely idea!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Humm dinosaurs and birds coexisting?
By which I of course mean "ace pic!" :)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Funnily enough....
I had thought that dinosaurs and windmills co-existing would be more troubling... :D
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Well until Dinosaurs develop their own grain grinding technology
this really is the only way
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Lovely donely!
:) *Click*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# oooh nice
:D
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# During the stoned age.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# this was before Dutch Inventor Mediocre made them extinct by breaking wind
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That crazy forrin!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Are you feeling better? Did twigs help?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Why, thank you kind sir.
thank you kind sir.Twigs or something indeed did help somewhat. I think it is still the aftereffects of Monday's anaesthetic that's making me zoned out and feeling generally poorly. I was hoping one of our resident medics had been here last night as I was on my own and a little worried but twigs soup and beddibies did the trick.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# HUZZAH.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:50, archived)
# obligatory star wars bollocks
sorry. I hate it when people do this. It's really annoying.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
My first hijacked picture :D
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# only your first?
I shall endeavour to add arbitrary star wars guff to any more pictures of yours I see.
It will most likely be at-ats, actually - that's the only one I've cut out from a background and I doubt I'll bother with any more.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# have another
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lovely. ummmm.... yes.
secretly gleeing at my first cdc-ing!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Nice one wufflebunny.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# yay for the classics

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
# yes!

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:33, archived)
# I don't like the look of that cloud in the corner
nice pic
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah I bet it ends up raining.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# it's probably a meteorite
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# that's awesome! *whistles the Jurassic Park theme*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Aw that's nice.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Q&D&CDCs&Bad Pun
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Is that John McKirrick?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Nope...
...but this is:

/pea slipping
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# No, this is
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# *boke*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# would
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I am so engorged right now.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# As Penelope Cruz said to Scarlet Johanssen during the making of that film where they lez up
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I am so confused right now
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# He's an odd man. Scared of children, so I'm told.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I'm sure that particular feeling is more than mutual...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Absolutely.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# How interesting...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Wheeee!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# YES!!!!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Ooft!
Photobucket
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Fluffy elbows?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Nope. Guess again?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Dog joint.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Goat-like vibrations that float through the ether?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# So close!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Socio-political intermediaries favouring marmalade above all other preserves - including apricot jam - at high tea?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# You got it! I didn't think anyone would...
In other news: It's snowing again! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Silly Meth!
Rains is not snows!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I have also only had rains here in loughborough
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Why is it never snowing in your images?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Oh but it is!

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Why is it always...
forget that
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Aww, pretty!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Puppy ulna?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# puppymonary edema
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Argh! It's a terrierwrist!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# *groans*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# No
Terriers don't have wrists
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# feckin cute!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# The chick(?) on the right looks like Clegg from 'Last of The Summer Wine".
Clegg's the best!
After Compo..
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Wait a minute.....
those aren't pearls
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# kiss my art
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# This should win the compo
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# That's a nice biscuit
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# mm biscuits
I just did a 10-mile run round Pinewood studios and didn't see *any* film stars
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# man nipples...yuk!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Interdimensional goatse head is troubling.
But pics are nice.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# "Interdimensional goatse head is troubling"
That's Shakespeare isn't it?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Macbeth - Act One.
SCENE ONE. A desert place. Thunder & lightning.

Enter three Witches
First Witch: "When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"

Second Witch: "When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won"

Third Witch: "Interdimensional goatse head is troubling.."
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
# D'oh!
Of course!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I think he was paraphrasing Chaucer...
"Interre dimensinelle hede goetesse troublesomme be" is I think the original
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Oh, you're good..
.. too good!

It's a trap!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Mwah, dahling!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Hello I am artistic.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
#
r u
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Red Hot Chilli Peppers album cover?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I like your art.
Did I say art? I Meant naked upper torso
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)
# It's an ap...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Oh good grief...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# this
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# The "repel flavour of this magnitude" is from the Robot Chicken Admiral Ackbar Crunch cereal ad
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# *awards 1,000,000 geek points*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Now with brine shrimp!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# LOLOLOL
brilliant!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:29, archived)
# What is?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# It's a fwap?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# fwap trap
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# *groan*

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# oh dear
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# *Launching intercontinental spanging missles, and charging Orbital Spanging Laser Satellites*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I feel tired.
There's a nap for that.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Baghdad not included...

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Pfft..:)

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# XD
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Insects, eh? What are they all about?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Russel Howard?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
a stand up chameleon :)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# *punches air in slow motion*
Yeah!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# The lonliest place in the world:
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:59, archived)
# "Maybe you're just not cut out for it, Shako, you know?"
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# "fuck you, pingers"
- Kramerbear
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Eddie Gecko
woo
Yaaaaay Radio 4 has just played the "Yakko's World song" from Animaniacs in full!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# These hands?...I got them off a human!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Yuh.
I tried replacing the human hands with lizard ones, but it looked rubbish so I gave up.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I had the same dilemma with fish hands

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha! They don't look so bad, and lizard hands should have been easier...
maybe I should have kept trying.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Lizard hands are fun
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's exquisite!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Nicely done!
And the tag.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# use the magic lasso!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:59, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Tops.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# arf :D

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Awww, you're too good.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# My brain is now convinced it knows the exact sounds that would accompany a chamelon smoking a pipe.
Heady stuff.
Cheers!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# I don't know about the pipe
but the tail is definitely accompanied by a swanee whistle :D
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# It is, now.
Excellent addition - huzzah!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# *really wants*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Just be careful with him
I left my Chameleon sitting on a picture of Barbara Cartland

look what it did to him. Poor Pugsly has not been the same since.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
picture of Barbara Cartland in a drag bar
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# I'll be very careful indeed.
That's a horrific cautionary tale.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
I'm here all week - try the flies
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this. It should win the compo.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# yeah, fuck up that compo
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# That's so good
I think it should win the NEXT compo.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# if the next compo is shit, it might!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# It probably has.
Top work!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Steve Cunting Jobs
What a cunt

Also... *clicks*
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Stop fannying about.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Steve Jobbie.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# In the words of Shakespeare's Henry V:
"No! No Oi dunno wot the BLUDDY ELL yer on abowt!"
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# has this picture ever been fp'd?
it should. it is always humourous.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)

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