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# If they should EVER consider remaking it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Lucas won't remake it
but he will produce a "Special, Special Edition" in a few years time, saying "This is how I would have remade it in 1997 if the technology has existed back then."
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# he's actually going to be doing a 3d version
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Please tell me you're kidding

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Ewan McGregor, shirley?
Much as I love Fry, he's a bit too comedy for the likes of Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)
# NOOOO.
A film with Fry as Kenobi would be worse than Episode VII: Jar Jar's Colonoscopy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I see he's gained weight for the role.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the episode of Dr Who he promised to write...
Though apparently Neil gaiman is doing an epsidoe for NEXT year!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Steve in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Oh
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# today oi 'ave been mostely picklin' whelks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# you whelk pickler you
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Ooaaaarrr!
Today I am mostly writing a tedious tender and listening to pounding European techno on YouTube.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwYMVk5xDjU
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
....hahahahahahaha...

*breathes*...

...hahahahahahahaha

*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Awwwww
PENGUIN SOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# hurrah
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# \o/
Excellent stuff, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# haaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffff
just great
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Giant shark found
megasharkeathwatch.jpg
Thumbnailed for a better future

news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8530000/8530995.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Bridge? Check
Helicopter? Check

*stamps approval*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# this isn't true is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU DOUBT THE BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)
# The bbc NEVER lie
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)
# next you'll be telling me they do thorough research
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)
# lets not go too far
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:12, archived)
# yes indeed
that's how Hitler was made
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Hitler worked for the bbc?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)
# in the canteen
Ronnie Corbett had a spat with him once regarding the oxtail soup
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# and that's what started Hitlers hatred of the Jews
it's on the internet now so it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Something to do with the croutons being so tough they required "too many chews".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Did he find a thumbnail in it?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)
# no, oxtail soup
not thumbnail soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Tiny thumbnail found
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)
#
we are not in kansas anymore, oh no wait actually we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
# was it found up your anus?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# must be true
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# pfft
Gort is one of my heroes

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings

One for teh comp, quick n shite
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# hahahahaha! not seen that movie for years...
Also:


Click for bigger (157 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# HEADLAMPS!
Ningletons.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Zebra crossings from SPAAAAYYYYYCE

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I did start doodling a comic years ago
called "HITLER IN SPACE"

I should really do that again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# NOOO!!!
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)
# it's quiet today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I was thinking that
Normally me posts get pushed down the boards into obscurity far quicker than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# 'tis that...
I have a honking great deadline to make on Friday and even my normally prodigious powers of procrastination (ooo get me with the alliteration) are pretty tapped.

You ain't seen me, right?

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# we should make a 2.0 collaborative wikib3ta
where b3tans with tight deadlines (ooer) can post their work, and the rest of the community chips in to help get it done

I can see almost no drawbacks

edit: actually, I have something in the pipeline (not that sort of pipeline) that you guys can help with, I'm just not sure how to go about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# NO COMEUPPANCE! *shakes fist at sky*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# a b3ta kibbutz if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# haha
"I need help finding my socks. Can any b3tans help?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)
# yes
www.tinkerknitwear.com/images/products/sock-blue-sm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:12, archived)
# wow
I just need to open that in two tabs and I've got both!

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Indeed - it would work just like that fantastically successful Virgin image challenge from a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I hope so
I won a PSP from that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I can see sneaky goatses and dildo-shaped codez


Let's do it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:52, archived)
# nice, very subtle :)
I still haven't seen either of those films


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I saw the first one
it's just a lot of moving shiny things with loud noises

you may as well put all your cutlery in a tumble dryer and watch that for two hours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I thought it was great fun, though yes the action was hard to follow
The second was just stupid though
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I think this should be in the third movie:
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# haha - I will call him SCRAPPOR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# yes, this
total and utter shite, only relieved slightly by the lovely Megan Toe-Thumbs Fox
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# has bhw been about since the Jovovitch yesterday mornig?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I've not seen him
maybe he's still going?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# i think the award needs to be more cock shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)
# get to it!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I'm gonna need a bigger mantelpiece*!
*bathroom cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Whut whut whut? I's been in Birchwood since yesterday. Did I miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# huzzah
yes, yes you did....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Linkage?
EDIT whittling to a point? Cheek!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
It was just appreciation of your love for all things Jovovovitch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# that had me choking on my morning's coffee
thought you'd appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# *mutter mutter*...give you something to choke on...*mutter mutter*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)
# ooh!
sounds sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Not really - I was thinking of the cold dregs of tea which awaited me on my desk this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# always a treat that one
my boss loves cold tea. It's disgusting - malty milk and limescale is all I can taste in cold tea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)
# a friend of mine likes cold tea
I can't work out whether cold tea is horrible because we're conditioned to like tea hot, or whether cold tea just actually is horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I don't mind cold coffee so much
and cold black tea is fine
it surely is a conundrum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Iced coffee FTW.
Tea can go f*** itself. The nastiest opiate of the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)
# THOSE ARE MIGHTY BIG WORDS IN THIS PART OF TOWN BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# TEA = LIFE-SAPPING DRUG.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I have coffee when I'm hungry and tea when I'm thirsty
this is why I weigh the equivalent of 6 OXO cubes sitting on a sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I think you need to shop yourslf and the oxo-sponge device
on to a set of balance scales so we can see this fantastic equivalence for ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Only seen the second one (on a plane, in my defence). She did seem to fall over a lot, while running around in the desert in full makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Sounds like an Einstürzende Neubauten gig.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# *drills cement mixer*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I'M OPTIMUS PRIME....I'M MEGATRON...SHUT UP PRIME..
[hot girl]

[explosion]

I'M OPTIMUS PRIME....I'M MEGATRON

[hot girl]

[explosion]


that's about it really
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Mmmm. Hot explosions! Sexy, sexy flames and bits of shrapnel.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# looks like someone has leaked the script to the next one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# +forks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# ^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)
# indeed
it was like someone throwing knives at my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)
# haha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Oh bloody hell ...
That's jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# POTATOBOTS TRANSFORM!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# watch out for Megatron's deep fat fryer!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Lazookas come as standard on all models, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Things would be better if we didn't have a monarchy
(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:45, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)
# scaramouche scaramouche
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Will you appear on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing?
Here is a contract
and lots of money......
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I saw Brian May and Anita Dobson leaving the theatre the other day.
I called out "Alright, Brian!" (I was quite pissed), and he waved and smiled.

I can confirm that, contrary to popular belief, they are actually two different people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# but you were pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# ^ this
double-vision

I used to quite fancy her when she was in Up the Elephant and Round the Castle with Jim Davidson in the early 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Having a monarchy is ok, but they should work for their money and get swapped over for a different one every year
they would be chosen based on talent and ability, not imbreeding or the idiot masses vote.

Plus every leap year you could have a wildcard like someone dressed on alternate days as a dinosaur or a robot.

This could happen, you just need to wish hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# perhaps each year Simon Cowell could hold the M-Factor?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# no, no idiot mass vote
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Just as well there's not a general election soon, eh?
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)
# This is a reasonable idea
But, I'm wondering how we'd deal with the tourism aspect. The tower of London has a rather nifty display of the Royal familys clothing and furniture. Presumably that will have to be changed every year as well.

I'm a bit dubious about how many Americans will want to take photos of my Mums formica kitchen cabinets, and my Grandads pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# JORDAN FOR QWEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Very useful to have a non-partisan head of state.
She's welcome in many places Blair and Brown aren't. The major royals also do an awful lot of functions and events. They're worth it even if only for the dollars they bring in...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# exactly, and just think how many more coins they'd reap dressed as a T-Rex!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Reginaraptor?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# It's true
But as I get older I've started thinking that maybe we should keep them just to upset the hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I don't mind the monarchy much, except for Prince Charles
It did piss me off on the local news the other day:
NEWS: And Prince William visited a local hospital today, to open a new MRI machine that can be used on patients during an operation.
ME: What the hell, that is so cool?! Wow! Seriously?
NEWS: Here's Prince William talking to people
ME: SHOW US THE FUCKING MACHINE!
NEWS: Now we'll discuss what Prince William is wearing...
ME: Cool machine. Now.
NEWS: Blah blah blah, talking to old man about the Prince.

After the intro, not one mention of the damn thing he was there to open
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# It's not all that much to look at.
Basically a white plastic tunnel that they slide the patient into. Thn you expose the patient to a big magnetic field from a superconducting magnet and hit them with radio-frequency radiation. Protons in the watery bits of you give out a signal and they build a picture from it.
The method is very neat, but the kit is not that exciting to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# No, I know about MRI, I was interested in the fact that you can do operations in it
For one thing, such a big magnet is not going to play nicely with metal surgical tools
www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/14006
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Aha!
Should be ok with several types of diamagnetic metals - we use several copper components in the SQUID, which goes up to 5 Tesla. Also, you can make very sharp blades with certain polymers - apparently used by spies and the like as they don't really show on X-rays well.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# A little thingy we made
Me and some friends have a little electronic band that we do..

But instead of practicing we make silly things like this, enjoy!!

Edit: Oooh ok, Here's a linky instead then, sorry peeps

Edit: Ok, I see, how confusing =D

I will leave this blank then... I dont feel safe putting anything here now =(


(TechDiff, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)
# if its a video it won't work here
post it on the links page

AS I SAID, LINKS (FUNNILY ENOUGH) GO ON THE LINKS PAGE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Tight-lipped disdain is the only way to survive such an attack.
Unless you like the flavour of urine..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:52, archived)
# *rummages around*
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Yeah it's great!
is it a microdot?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)
# give us a link, mister
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)
# He must go over to the Link Side, Padawan
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I just bin over there but it int there so I said it 'ere like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:41, archived)
# yer maw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I applaud your 'related videos' list.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Bikini show!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
#


(no offence - I just don't get to post this often...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:41, archived)
# links
reich
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Left Right :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:49, archived)
#
Done now, its on the right bit.

Sorry =D
(TechDiff, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Good chap!
You'll do alright here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# someone who listens?
you are always welcome.

well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Excellent recovery, TechDiff.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
#


edited :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# looloo?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# if it's small...
you can load the frames into your favourite image editor and turn it into an animated GIF.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)
# That's no Moon.... it's a Telstar :D
Although strictly speaking the Shadows only did the cover of The Tornados - Telstar
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Very silly, Mr Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Sure, Hank Vader was evil, but what a player..
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Great minds!! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# what an evil man, smoking on the job

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)
# nice!
reminds me of farenheit 451
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:24, archived)
# nice!
reminds me of my early morning piss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Very nice.
Reminds me of looking at it at 9:27am on Wednesday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Flammenwerferize him!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)
# mmmm, barbeque!
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:43, archived)
# He's actually siphoning the flame off & storing it in his Zippo.
What a thoughtful chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Norway - please join the EU

I forst noticed this on a coin that I was given in change by those wonderful people that like to get rid of their useless coins in your change when you are in a hurry and haven't got time to check that each one is legal tender.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:14, archived)
# There was something similar when the Euro was adopted as common currency - on the 2? 1? Euro coin
Norway looks just like a dong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:17, archived)
# hehe - I remember that
home.online.no/~gmorgan/daft-stuff/index.html

looks like chronic Peyronie's disease!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:20, archived)
# I've been paying with cocks and balls for years now

This could also easily be solved by only displaying the countries that actually use the euro as their official currency, it has just occurred to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)
# That's the coin (not that particular one)
It's from a lot longer ago that that though. (notice the full stop.)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# 1/1/2002, if I'm not mistaken.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Don't you just love punctuation?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:21, archived)
# no its fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# oh im sorry a vagabond i didnt know there was a strong anti punctuation movement on here oh well im going to have some breakfast now

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:24, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# hahahahaha Norway
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Don't forget Poland!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# oh artur boruc the holy goalie!!...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)
# zomg! Italy looks like a boot kicking another country!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:24, archived)
# LOL countries are funny shapes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Quoting Stephen Hawking again, are we, Nibs?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:33, archived)
# he's such a wag
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Berkshire. England's pancreas.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# but that's sweden that you've highlighted in the red.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
how did nobody else notice this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)
# cause we dunt huv the smarts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I'm hungover.
I don't know what anybody else's excuse is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I did, but couldn't be bothered

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# That's right.
Sweden is part of the EU, so it is highlighted on the currency, along with all of the other EU countries. I have just highlighted the frank and beans in a different colour, just to make it stand out - so to speak.
Norway is the one on the left of the two, that has the north sea coast. If Norway joined the EU, the profile of sweden and norway together would not look like a dong.
The fact that sweden is on its own means that it does look like a dong.
Hence the sentence; 'why norway should join the EU.' ਸਮਝ ਲੱਗਦੀ?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# wasn't even that good a book


off to sunny southhampton in a mo, but none the less, good morning board, have a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Lovely art but he's a bit spent now ;)
I wish I could take the time to draw better arts but I'm so laz.... zzzzzzz....! uh!... lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:09, archived)
# I get to make lots of fiery things tomorrow.
And a clock reaction that changes colour every thirty seconds and a litre of glow-stick solution. All for showing off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)
# This is gree yatt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# got a light, mac?
 
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] showing my age


Nings you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Bloody hell! I had a creeping nostalgia all the way through that!
top work, you clever sod.
was that ad from the 80s?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Considering how old that film was
the CGI was state of the art. Now I'm showing my age I'll go back to Crocheting a Monkey shall I?

Damn no patterns for Monkeh
crochet.about.com/library/blfreepatts1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:58, archived)
# I watched the documentary on the DVD the other night
It's astonishing the stuff they did with the resources they had
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Yes a ball of wool and some needle.. oh right you meant the CGI ;)
yeah the computer was so old (Brand new back then ofc) but they were resourceful enough to push every pixel out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Forget Monkeys
Crochet Dodos are where it's at!
www.crochetme.com/media/p/89690.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)
# That is fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:06, archived)
# haha Trontastic!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:00, archived)
# hahahahah! ace :D
Nings joe, and nings /board
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:01, archived)
# he remembers when bikes were bikes...


lovely work squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I'll just leave this pearoast here....
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
that is masterful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Tronny bikes is cool
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Haha... i love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:18, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Nostalgia
By Conrad Veidt


*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:41, archived)
# I'm coming down here to say this is very good, then I'm going back up again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
# This is the best thing I've seen in fucking ages! :D
HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Fantastic! (despite the bike on the magazine being from the new Tron Legacy film)
BTW: I CAN HAS REAL LIGHTCYCLE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 3:27, archived)
# My 1st post

I saw this in a box of cisco gear shipped from taiwan
(tichy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:17, archived)
# forget Norway
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:21, archived)
# SCREW CHINA!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:23, archived)
# I supposed this is my chance of going to the moon

*dons china-climbing boots*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Don won't be happy you took his china-climbing boots
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Well i think Don can fuck right off

morning miss! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Morning sexeh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:53, archived)
# if only its arms would grow
or it could find a big enough box to stand on
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:58, archived)
# I like the 'Eeeeeeeee' link.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Is half term over yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Unfortunately for we busdrivers it is :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:49, archived)
# I had one marked Bomb Canada
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:48, archived)
# such a waste
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:51, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:06, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
woo. My eyes have just vomitted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:24, archived)
# it's like an antipodean cross between
anthony worrel thompson and gordon ramsey.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:52, archived)
# INSANIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:00, archived)
# Crazy Picture
The image is so wacky. It was so funny. Ha ha.
(FunnyMan, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:04, archived)
# tell it like it is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Yeah, it's a bit random

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:12, archived)
# lol insane
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:13, archived)
# Heh, good morning

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:21, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:30, archived)
# Pasanonic?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Yeeehaaawwww herman :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:12, archived)
[challenge entry] A Mascara Massacre!


Click for bigger (361 kb)

Maybe he's born like that. Or maybe it's Maybelline.
The official waterproof mascara as endorsed by Stanley Kubrick!
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:42, archived)
# maybe.
maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:56, archived)
# AAAGGHH!!!!
Some of the comments say 'aawwww...how cute?'. FUCK...THAT!! KILL IT WITH FLAMING HAMMERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:59, archived)
# blair witch raccoons are the best raccoons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:05, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhah I love it
 
WE NEED YOUR TORSO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:01, archived)
# IT REACHES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
So at what point did you flop your cock out?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:25, archived)
# It reaches from the depths

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:21, archived)
# dear god
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Is this your first account?
As I know I've seen that on here a year of so ago. I know it's this one as I remember the bottom bit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:05, archived)
# uh oh, trouble brews.
INVETIGATE!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:06, archived)
# I'm not saying they didn't do it
I'm saying I've seen that before on b3ta.

EDIT: Ello Mr. postbear. Long time no see.

EDIT EDIT: What worries me is we're yet to get a reply from he/she/it.


EDIT EDIT EDIT: OK 30 mins and no reply, I'm calling it. Image theft! I've thought good and hard and I remember I definately remember that image, could have been by FWM, I think they've toaped it. The pink and blue text wasn't on there.

What makes it far worse it they've copyrighted it too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:08, archived)
# bold font tells no lies!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:20, archived)
# WTF? Hell no it aint a rip off! I did it today when i was...um..."working"
Yup first account - think i had one years ago but I didnt make this til today. Its definitely not a rip off matey.
Otherwise you have been using your powers of telepathy to spy on me in my daydreams which is equally devious ;)
Stop spying Mister!?

BTW: I'd like to think I'm a little more creative than that...
If you can find the original image i'd like to see it, but i totally made this from scratch. The only image theft is the original posters. But they were *borrowed* on artistic licences.

And a starving artist has to eat so dont confuse my non-reply as ignoring. I actually have a life outside of photoshop (sometimes) ha!
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:43, archived)
# Oh and FYI
The bottom bits were actually one of the official bookcovers and i just defaced it a little. Isn't that what this shindig's all about?
So what you perhaps thought was made by someone else most probably never was in the first place. There's a PSD to prove it.

Be gentle with me before you get all ranting and accusational.
The L is for Newbie, not Loser.
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Don't listen to him, he's being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# In which case I appologise
but unfortunately it's been done incredibly similar down to the bottom panel and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:47, archived)
# what is this 'eating' you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Great Minds Think Alike
Apparently.
Happens all the time - I'd probably actually rich if it didnt ;)

As for the eating - i have no idea wtf that is. Apparently I'm supposed to do it regularly if I need to be alive long enough to finish all my deadlines...

All good.
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Needs more Zalgo.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:25, archived)
# I'm sure he'll be along in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Dunno
I heard he sleeps in quite late these days. Something about an overactive youth.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Zalgo should learn to get out of bed a bit earlier.
That was almost an hour late!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:18, archived)
# YOUR NEW LORD, HE COMES

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I think it's just pleased to see you
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:38, archived)
# shutter shutter sniff sniff
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:46, archived)
# back, strigoi! back!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:49, archived)
# go on, pet it, go on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r577ytYTZM
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:00, archived)
# THIS IS A PIZZA PIE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlhU8-nAw2k
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:08, archived)
# MAKE A ME A PIZZA PIE
wait, "nippy cheese"?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:12, archived)
# not as terrifying as it sounds. nippy = sharp cheddar.
and another link i may have stolen from here, but if not....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujZsFOGT-Ko
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:15, archived)
# AND SPEAKING OF PIZZA
sorry I lasted slightly more than one second on that before I had to shut it off to avoid vomiting

as for nippy cheese, I did look it up, I think we just call that tasty cheese.
but it's not a mozzarella.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:18, archived)
# Santa's coming down
the chim er neeee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:23, archived)
# haha, you listened.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:31, archived)
# heh, one second is plenty.
tasty cheese is tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:29, archived)
# Too Soon!
man.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:30, archived)
# it's christmas every day here in christmasland.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:31, archived)
# I often drive by the Santa Claus Exit
but the park it was named after is long closed...

www.santasvillage.net
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:57, archived)
# that aerial photograph makes it look like leatherface's neighbourhood.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:03, archived)
# It was not a happy place
Lots of really bad drugs were sold and consumed there (not by me, but I knew some people...)

Just a few miles away from the Holy City Zoo -
an even earlier failed tourist trap!
more: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_City,_California
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:07, archived)
# DIE.. YOU DICK!
www.box.net/shared/vyt0pe1ill

another version of part two, no major structural changes to 02-07 but more layers I guess
I think I've learnt how to avoid clipping now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:00, archived)
# ah, good. will listen tomorrow, have to get to bed now. earky morning ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:02, archived)
# \o/
downloaded will have a fiddle when i get back from work tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:45, archived)
# Well hellooo thar

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Dinner time? Playtime? ANYTIME!


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Now comes in fish flavored sheets...
Treat yourself today!
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:30, archived)
# apple presents.. the new iVagina.
plug and play, only one button, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:16, archived)
# Just in case you didn't already visit
splash.clubdevo.com/olympics/

The colour test is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:37, archived)
# ahhhahhhah nice
WHICH COLOR FOR THE CAR MAKES YOU DISLIKE THE MAN MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:44, archived)
# Their public service announcements are equally great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsJ7GdhUbmo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:50, archived)
# SMACK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:56, archived)
# thanks!
had it emailed to me yesterday, but have yet to download it. i forgot, thanks for the reminder.

edit: bah, quicktime.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:50, archived)
# Chunky sardine vagina

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Extra Juicy Multi-Vag - now with added fibre!


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No added sugar or preservatives! They've been selling like hotcakes -
And you can have as much of it as you want because it's healthy for you!
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:22, archived)
# Mmmm
multi-vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:23, archived)
# yes, your username is 100% correct
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:27, archived)
# hahaha!
I pretty much buy those tomatoes solely because of the name.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Extra juicy multi vagina
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Admittedly.....I too buy them for their hilarity factor !?
No wonder everyone loves my Napolitana sauce...
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:36, archived)

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