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[challenge entry] a good Damien Hurst
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# you've made him look more alive
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Gordon's Alive?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Blessed for PM!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes.
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# lolgood :)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Going up darlings?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *mwah mwah*
woo!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# and all I can think is
big fucking shoes????!??!?!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Placido Domingo uses a S'tenor Stairlift
You can wire up a taser to power it, makes it a Stunner stairlift.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Stannahnannahnannahnannah BATMAN
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like his poster...
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I'm sure tis bindun...
...but what the hey :)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# chortle factor
:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Van Gogh's slightly-less-famous Triffids...
Photobucket
Not nearly as famous as his sunflowers...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Nice.
Very nice.
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# *fears*
Triffids messed me up as a kid
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Half a meg?
Very nice, but Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] excellent
like Stubb's relatively unknown painting "Beware!"

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# At last!
But it deserves an own thread...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# this requires scrolling
nice though
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Feeeeeed Meee, Vincent!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# What could be wrong with our child, David? We're the beautiful people, aren't we?
David? We're the beautiful people aren't we?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
He's got the Blair handbook and he's playing it step by devious step
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ^ this. Hard.
I mean I know pregnancy is not an exact science, but family planning for electoral advantage?

F

F

S

!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I can't see it as an advantage.
Downing street is no place to bring up a young'un. There's nowhere to play for example.

Also are sleepless nights really what we want for our Prime Minister?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# proves he's not gay
no one would vote for a gay
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Have you never heard of Big Brother?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# there's a
Dowling/Darling gag here somwhere
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You say that.
I'd say that.
Others - probably including Mrs H, might say "awwwwwwwitssocutealittlebabyawwww! It really humanises him so I'm going to vote for him awwwblesshislittlecottonsocks"
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# would it be possible
for you to injure her in some way, so she won't vote?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# While I appreciate the political sentiments of this suggestion, I fear I must take issue with the proposed mothodology...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# fair nuff :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# maybe he was using the election for his sexual advantage
so thet he could sex up samcam everyday on the premis that a baby would be good for the election.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# And that's another one as well.
Samcam? Samcam?

Has the nation suddenly become unable to deal with and kind of name of more than 2 syllables?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I thought SamCam was the name of their YouTube channel.
I was getting my popcorn ready for the birth...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# ^ THIS
I am so fucking fed up with tabloid abbreviations of people's names, it's so retarded

I must stop reading the Metro one of these days..
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# i've searched the internet
and not found her samcam site.

i was hoping to see some ministerial wifes gash.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Wierdly, she doesn't have a gash
she was born without any genitalia, rather she has a smooth plasticky area like a barbie. They stole their other children from a poor house, although David did lob a couple of fifties in the door as he RahRahed his way out.

This new "pregnancy" is indeed an election ploy and SamCam intends to stuff increasing numbers of throw cushions up her jumper.

Take that ThoSo!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
i can always rely on you WoBo.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Here's a pic from Leaders' Wives around the time of the last election
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *dies a little*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# my word!
*drops monocle*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# :)
Vote for the ConSpermatives!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# none of those holes has hair round it
lolclick @ the pic
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# LOLWTF?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# wot?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# huh?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Dirty boy.
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
also - SamCam - would. Well maybe not now, but recently
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# really?
she looks like pob.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# bwahahaha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# One out One in
AS THEY SAY.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# This is brilliant
Cameron's look is enough though
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I think it was conceived after this conference...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
he certianly was ready for it.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# He's trying to rip off dangerous socialist Obama again
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Three arms?
And lady fingers?

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# hahahah!
*click*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# argh....they oughta sterilize him
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# 8 months & 14 days.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Cheers, b3ta.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Stay beautiful.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Is that what the halloween do looks like through your eyes?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# There's something of the valedictory about these posts...
You're not leaving us are you?

*clings*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# he's not answering
*worries*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# *counts the milkbottles*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# The lure of b3ta is strong, but this is my last picture post.
I fully intend to remain lurking in the b3ta rafters - swooping down on the random excellence that is /board - but comments are all I intend to leave behind me.

No reason, other than my own personal feelings on the matter.







(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# top drawage!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I'm 5 days short of my 4th birthday!
doesn't time fly
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# i can remember when i told you you were the best newbie in ages.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# ...and you are?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Cor!!!!
That's ace!

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# mechanalols
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Splendid stuff!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# superb :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Clowns to the left of me
superb!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] can I just put this here?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# what If I had said 'no'?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I'd have to rape you
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# this seems like a fair deal
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I did loads of these years ago
they were all shit, really.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# oh. my mistake.
I meant crapsticks!

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# thanks, though!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Jokers to the right

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Vince tortured by Mr Vega!!!
Quality
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# that's a good idea, I like that one
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Soup with herbs in it.
Which, coincidentally, is what I've just had for lunch.

What's happened to Dave the Facts in these modern times, now I think about it?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Ham, french bread, radishes, cherry tomatoes, Quavers, Marmite ricecakes, orange juice and a creme egg
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# the posters for the new marmite bar thing
make me physically ill to contemplate.

They take it out of beer for a reason sheeple!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Don't like the sound of those.
Although I'm just imagining a paste-like consistency of snack.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# they're ok
couldn't find twiglets
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# 3 x KFC Hot Wings, Bavarian Ham Wrap and a bit of shandy
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hand shandy?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Mmmm. Good shout! <shuffle>
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# toasted sweet waffles dipped in strawberry yoghurt
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Eew, what?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# what's wrong with waffles and yoghurt?
its not like I'm doing M-Cat and kicking puppies. Anyway its my birthday so I can do what I want.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I don't like dogs so I have no problems with either of these things. But yoghurt is a little odd.
Happy birthday though, if that is your real name.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# but its good for you
friendly bacteria
it is and thanks
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Get anythin' nice?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# some M-Cat, a puppy and some new Doc Martens
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Ahaha.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# they ran out of Kia - Ora for the orangeness
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Six crumpets with butter and Marmite.
With apple juice on the side and a creme egg for dessert.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Braw!
Have chips with that.

the creme egg, not the crumpets.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I wanted chips, but I got to the chip shop at 10am and it was, understandably, closed.
So the crumpets were their replacement.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# a coffee, a cigarette and sadness
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# How very postmodern...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# the Kerry Katona pregnancy diet
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Fucking hell, top notch hummus this week, sir!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# haha cheers
I've been aided by the fact that everyone is off to a conference, plus I'm just waiting for my contract to run out.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Haha, excellent.
I watched this yesterday.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Brilliant Broonie!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# woo!
you're almost too good at these :)
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Toapical news item
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# POLOLOTICS!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Ooo lolitics!
Ace shop
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
what a fucking shower they all are.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# haha!
*click*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# gordon looks so gay there
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# does he now?

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# properlol :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I have no sympathy
He was a wrongun even as a kid

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# what a cunt
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# "Look into my eye!"
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Careful now....
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# coffee -> nose -> monitor
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# snigger
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# If the Big Issue had tits in it..
it would sell more copies..

Tits = Homeless problem solved.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# a girl I went to school with
is my constituency's Labour candidate for the election. I'm unemployed. I can't work out which of us has managed to screw our lives up more in the 15 years since I last spoke to her.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# has she been scamming her allowences?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# She's new to it
Our old MP has retired. From the sounds of things he probably was on the fiddle, but he's also had heart trouble so that's the official reason.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# if she is pretty then it is you
otherwise her.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# internal server error 500?

but googling her picture i'd have to say probably you as she's pretty and i might stalk her.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# hmm link works for me
and please do
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# was she an actress at some point?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# I love politicians
They are my favourite fictional people
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I don't know, Jesus is better
I preferred Moses Man more though, think that was DC comics...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...personally I think they are missing a marketing opportunity
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Arf!
Have that, Starck!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Iron Man made it?
I never knew that
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
#
Starck
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# arrrrrggghhh!
got me!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# You're far too trusting...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# As i released the mouse button...
i realised. Right that's it mankind, you've taken advantage of me once too often. I'm not playing anymore!

\Picks up coat snatches ball back. Goes home\
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# You'll be back!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# difficult, difficult
lemon difficult
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha that's breaking my mind
the bowl is like an escher drawing and why is god squeezing lemons?!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# to have with his pancakes?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# to make holy lemonade?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# See...
true art inspires debate
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# your money or your life
woo
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Quite right
I was struggling to decide which to do, adam ant or moving chairs, hmmm
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# they do say the 80s are making a comeback
so either way, you're targetting the right market
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
#
Now real



CF warts and all bigness
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Yep, that will hold up in court

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# 100% real. Fact.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# yep, all there. must be real
those crazy Japs really should've done a Godzilla
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# what a show!!!
...if only they'd thought to do that:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Belter!
:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Epic!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Yay!
Just a few days late replying.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] To subtle? Or just too silly?


Click for bigger (160 kb)


Edit: On reflection this is waaay too silly and subtle (try the filename)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# this compo
has shown me that I am quite ignorant of many works of art
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# me too
if they were any good though the museums would make you pay to look at them
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# interesting
perhaps they should pay us to look at the really really crap ones
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# And then you could look at some great ones and some crap ones to even out the score

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# or maybe just let us borrow them
like a library
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# why would anyone borrow a library?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# same reason I do anything
to impress the laydeez
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Oh starry bumholes in the sky
Up above our heads you lie.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Bumholes always lie. The liars.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I get it...
Does it involve mashed potato?

In other news:
I don't think it's possible to make Lichtenstein more awesome

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# it is a peculiar science
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Win
win win win win win.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# What are your thoughts on Luxembourg

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Could easily be improved
with the duditious use of an H bomb
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Congrats on the FP Joe

*Clicks*

:D
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Cheers
Christ they put any old shit on there now!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:20, archived)
# :D
made me chortle coffee out my nose.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
#
Did she go to Nagasaki?
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# It is possible to make Lichtenstein more awesome
Just view the original comics that he copied, enlarged and fobbed off as his own work. What you have done to his painting is about as artistically valuable as his ye old cut and paste efforts. well done have a cigarette and a New York studio flat.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# WIN!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:21, archived)
# What's 'bukkake'?
No idea.
To me, it looks like she's being blasted with teh jizz...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 5:36, archived)
# You're on the internet
and don't know what bukkake is?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:21, archived)
# ...and better yet...
...guessed it right anyways?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:57, archived)
# If it's close encounters don't you need to lop the top off that mountain?
EDIT: Ahh, I gottit.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Nice one.... and nom nom nom...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# *shroom flashbacks*
that's ace
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Moral:
Don't fuck with Death.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# she's a bit too skinny for me
woo!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# "Morning Sweetcheeks"
hahaha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# His tattoos fell off.
LOL
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# That's what you get for FUCKING WITH DEATH.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# At least he didn't Reap'er
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# beige t-shirt
with a black collar
*pisses on chips*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# and his eyes changed colour
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I'M HUNGRY..
BUT NOT FOR FOOD!!!!!

LOLZ!!!11!11111!!!!!11
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 'The Wurzels' by Julien Dupre
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha that's proper bonkers!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# bizarre
you win a brand new combine harvester
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha
well funny dat:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Hehe...
...:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Good Lord!
How odd...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Very, very good.
very good.:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Pesky Shark..
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# YAY :)

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Good old Bruce..
he gets about...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# from links yesterday...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# AWESOME!!!!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Ace!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# where's that helecopter from?
Was the game called Hunter?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# dunno...just a wee gif
:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# might not be but I loved this game.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# sharks are rubbish at tetris
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# ...and lose their temper easily when it starts going wrong.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# nah
they just prefer Mario Kart
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# haha nicely done :)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I was going to *click*...
...then saw it was animated...

...so I clicked it twice!

:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# The Eyes!
The eyes!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# haha
She does like her big book of cocks
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# you're too good
are you related to Happy Toast?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I had an animation of someone looking at a cdc pop up book
I can't find it anywhere

did you nick it?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# yeah, sorry about that
:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# SHE LOVES IT...
.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# who stitched her eyes open!!!!
yaay hahaha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
needs more raised eyebrow ;)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Nice :DD
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# bloody hell
hahahaha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)
#

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# haha....................WHOOPS....DOUBLE HEADER!!!
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# CHEDGE
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Hooray!
And happy b3taday!
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir
WOO and YAY to you

:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# WOOF!
Have a cake


(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# i can't actually see any pics cos i'm at work
but i'm hoping that's a swiss roll or a fondant fancy ;)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Cadbury's miniroll
so close enough
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# on a green background with sexings?
that's the one i have in my mind :)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!
and as a present - to view images at work use this regex.info/exif.cgi works for most.
:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# nah
i'm browing in a very small window as it is, i'm only here for a few more days, so i don't want to rock any boats

cheers though
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# you can't see ANY pics?
at all?

not even 1 teeny weeny one?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# the smaller they are
the harder they are to see, surely?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# so that's why I can never find any dwarf porn
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Still would!
Hahahahahahahah

*shags* er...*clicks*

:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Good Gravy!

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# And a bucket of bad gravy to wash it down....
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)
# *nags FWM*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# *teases Tribs*
Shall I post it? Shan't I post it....?

:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:18, archived)
# If it's what I think it is, then post it.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Don't make me have to get the spatula and peppermint oil
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Saucy.
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*clicky*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ugh!
nicely amminated
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] if in doubt shop her maj
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# old tits = art
young tits = porn
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# nah
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# cor
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Which reminds me of
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I concur, but (young tits + tentacles)=
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Reminds me of JollyJack's version
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# blimey
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# oh my
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Oh God, I think I'm going to spluff...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *nurses a semi*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Would you mind helping me...
...scrape the half-chewed Mini Cheddars off my screen?

*Click*
:)
Edit: Callow Rembrandt?

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Phwoar!!!
:D

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hahah the second frame is perfect
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Ha Ha..
I love this..
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# haha
I was at The Tower on Saturday - great place
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# they let you off then
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# another few trips round the jewels on the escalator and I reckon I could do it
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# i just booked my ticket
again
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# GEM!!!
...SHINES IT DOES
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Maj vag?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Regina
'ning all!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# nice granny bags!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Can I have a head swap, please!
:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# WOOF!
*spluffs*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha, you loon

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Rolf Rofl
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# *boik*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# cor
blimey, shudders
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# meh, I've had her
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# "CAN YOU TELL WHAT IT IS YET"?
LOL
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# cracking!!!!
(not as in "one off")

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Obama Gonna Put You Back Together, Head!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Ted, I'm massively confused
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# HOLD ME!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I don't know whats happening here,
but i like it.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# America are going to get a National Elf Service. Of sorts.
The rich aren't happy. The poor don't care.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I want to make the whole thing very simplistic so that I can understand it
but I am failing

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Its actually even less impressive than that, sadly
it essentially works out to better DON'T BE A DICK rules for insurance and government subsidised insurance for americans. still... better than nothing, its a start.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Is that what it was?
I thought it was about Obama brining in "Big Government" and finally making the USA a communist state for the glory of the people. Or something.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# why has bruno killed johnny vegas?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Cat has brought you a present...

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
My Meggy left me a present in the hallway this morning, it was brown and smelled of poo

Turns out it was poo

*Click*

(Your pic, not the poo)

:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Was it wrapped?
With a little gift tag?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Sadly, no...
...bless her :)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Aw bless her!
You just couldn't get cross with a little beauty like that could you?
No matter how big the present....
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# No, you're spot on there!
When I DO get cross it last mere seconds.
I foolishly watched 'Marley & Me' on Saturday night
and I'm afraid I sobbed like a big baby :(
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# awwwww!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# ours manages to disguise her hairballs as poo
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# My little 'un left me a present
'twas rather nice of her to pull one stem out of the flower vase and leave it outside my bedroom for me.

Certainly beats a couple of days ago when she knocked the whole bloody display over, vase, water, flowers and all.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# MOWSE
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# stupid cat is stupid
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# what ho! the mole
splendid
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# ARF..............class:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Vive le France!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Now, that is
Awesome!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# he's a little short...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Oh no...
...he's just been paid :)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# he's sliding off!
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Nice one Tribs! :P
No really, it's very good. Did you see this last night?

www.b3ta.com/board/9974201
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I just missed it...
...but have gladly now seen it and duly clicked it you smasher you

:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# :D
I love tauntauns
(best of all the animals)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# :)
I've yet to do that combo, actually...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# oooh smashing work squire!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# isn't a giant sprout a cabbage?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# this is the sort of logic that leads to Satanism
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# you get upgraded to cabbage
if your brain doesn't respond to the medical treatment
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# So, they *do* smell bad on the outside...
;-)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# cracking stuff!
I've loved this compo :)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Cheers Tom!
:)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I believe this qualifies as ill
at least from a technical standpoint.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Sexual assault monkey approves of this

Have a clicky
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Oooooh.... that's rather nice.
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Hai Moley!
:)

Thank you!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I like!
Its a nice.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# woah Ninj
ride on!!!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)

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