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I'd been photoshopping all night, and this wolf jpg suddenly appeared. Well I just hit 'save as' and it couldn't have been more perfect. Do I win a prize?
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MartinH ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:57,
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hahaha
ps. compo it!
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:59,
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pffft
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:00,
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happy candles
old boy!
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enceladus ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:11,
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FAKE!!!!!!!!
this was from that photography comp. got booted out for being a staged image woo btw
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:00,
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You do
but later to be withdrawn, with you left feeling ashamed ;) The guy even had the cheek to shoot this on a medium format Leica or Hasselblad didn't he?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:00,
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I don't know that he felt ashamed.
It was booted on suspicion of being staged, but nothing was proved and he denied it, which is pretty shit really.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:06,
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Err, no
it was revealed it was a trained animal, and hence not a genuine capture of 'wildlife' The £30k odd bit of gear in his hand to capture such a moment might have raised a few eyebrows
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:08,
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i read that that's why they booted him
but did it ever get proved? edit: i also read a back story about how he'd set up the camera. his claim wasn' that it was a lucky snap, but that he'd seen wolf activity and put a sensor triggered camera in place overnight or something. I'm not disputing either story, i'm genuinely curious whether it got proven
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:10,
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"The organisers were alerted to suspicions about the image by Spanish photographers who recognised the wolf and the location as the Cañada Real wildlife park. Wolf experts also questioned why the wolf would jump the gate when a wild animal was more likely to squeeze between the bars. The judges said they asked Rodriguez for corroboration of his story and if there was anyone who could act as a witness to back him up, but his answers were inadequate."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:14,
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ah fair do's
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:15,
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I believe so, but am to tired to have a go at the web to find out
basically even the first pro I bumped into and mentioned the subject said it was quite obviously bollocks Second year that bunch have fucked up, remember the camera trap of the snow leopard?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:14,
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k
g'night all
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:15,
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Sleep well :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:28,
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Where 'revealed'
= 'was suggested' He maintained that it was not and they just booted him with no proof.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:13,
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Hasselblad 503CW with a 6x6 Fujichrome backing + Planar 80mm lens; 1/30 sec at f11; ISO 50; purpose-made Ficap infrared camera trap. Apparently.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:12,
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Wow
what a mental bit of kit
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:27,
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Sure
But we'll take away the prize if we find you sourced the jpg from a microstock site.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:00,
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hahahaha
LIES
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Damien's Hearse ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:00,
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bwahahah
nice one
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:01,
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he's going after those fucking sheep again!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:01,
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No one's going to read this now
but that deserved a click
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J-Rod chortled as he came ,
Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:26,
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Hahaha
I wish I'd thought of that
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:01,
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Hahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:03,
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DO A SICK
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:07,
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excellent!
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enceladus ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:10,
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it woz shopped
original .... :D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:12,
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*chortle*
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:24,
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That should do it d;-)GC
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MataChode is investigating substitute activities on ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:38,
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nope, can't spot the difference
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:41,
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there's only one
a slight perspective shift
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:43,
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ah, right
my eyes don't work that way :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:47,
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Happy candles fella :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:57,
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7 years
pathetic really
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:00,
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If you cross your eyes and get the violins to match up, it turns 3D!
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Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:43,
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spot on
on *edit* When I was scouring google for the images for this, I used the search term 'viola' and it came up with what it clearly a violin. A viola looks different to that - it is a larger instrument and its proportions are different.
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MataChode is investigating substitute activities on ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:47,
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I can't cross my eyes
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:55,
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why not?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:57,
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she has three of them.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:19,
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He's a cyclops.
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Curis ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:20,
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a three-eyed cyclops?
no way.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:25,
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It's like a stereogram ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:45,
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Repo-man is here
Apologies for the threadjack.
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deep-sleep ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:05,
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Awesomeness may vary
CFB APOLOGIES FOR CDC?
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deep-sleep ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:16,
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Excellent stuff!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:11,
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i started this probably a year ago
giving up as i didn't know what i was doing and the layers are all over the place click for totally huge
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Paintmash ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:33,
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nicely
i found some of my abandoned vectors a while ago i rescued a couple and a couple seemed to look ok as they were (as in this case) yours has a nice simplicity, and the colours are great
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:35,
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put the two together.
FAST CARS AND DEAD HOOKERS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:43,
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Still really good though!
WY!
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:36,
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this is very nice
i've always had a soft spot for minis
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:37,
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It's a Minor problem . . . liking the lights !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:38,
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yeah
i did the light just in the past hour, after pulling the old thing out of the archives
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Paintmash ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:45,
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dave?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:38,
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in fact:
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:43,
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hey, happy b3ta day dude
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:45,
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cheers!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:46,
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dave(w27)?
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:43,
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that's a bit WOO : )
with you on the layers 0_o
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:53,
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Nice - the famous BMW hatchback
I prefer these :)
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:02,
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Me too
Used to have one but i ran out of monies so I solded it :'(
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littlelise - domestically challenged ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:38,
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Oh yes
Looks like mine a proper Mini not BINI
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:46,
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Dave?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:05,
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nicely done.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:19,
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<- actually, that's what a JPG looks like
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:31,
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'marcellus goes skiing' on the spectrum
classic game that
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:31,
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happy candle day micto
:D edit: how rude of me, woo to the pic
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FIEND ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:32,
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Happy candle day!
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:33,
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have another :D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:35,
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lolossy
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:32,
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not really, no.
but if you don't put a ballgag in his mouth, he squeals ike a .jpig.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:33,
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oof!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:34,
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Never look a gif jpg in da mouf !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:36,
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haha
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:42,
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done this for donkeygums :D
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FIEND ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:22,
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Bumry gum?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:24,
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Now I really under stand it !
Heeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:31,
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Borryh gums?
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:32,
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here's some more star wars matchboxes
I can't figure out how to link the landscape ones to a biggar image coz I iz thick Edit: and I've posted the unfinished yoda...f*cksocks
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:14,
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I love the Vader one
:)
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:15,
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Me too
Though I'm puzzled by the F.A. Tsander caption. Am I missing something?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:16,
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These are rather awesome...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:16,
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Cheers : )
and happy candles to you
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:16,
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bloody hell, someone else is on fire!
i can't put it out, i used up all my dr. pepper on micto's candle!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:18,
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Fuck it, let me burn!
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:22,
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*fetches marshmallows*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:23,
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Oh Yeah . . . Burn That Candle !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:35,
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edit your post
remove 'www.b3tards.com' and paste in the url to the biggar version these are fucken ace, but then you know i think that
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:16,
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i've tried a few times
alas, I am useless : (
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:20,
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what's the url of the biggun?
also, i tried resizing your others, butthey don't look as good as your postcard size one, must be the jpg compression, if you can be arsed, i'd love similar sized ones of the others *does kitten eyes* edit: i love commas, me
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:23,
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Ooo
well seeing as though it's yer candle day an all : D . give us a while to up-res em though...
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:26,
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ta da
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:28,
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yay!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:29,
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yeah candles!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:25,
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:D
i was gonig to make a special picture but i've had alcohol so i cba
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:27,
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Have a Happy Cake'n Candle Day !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:30,
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*noms*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:30,
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you don't see stuff like this on bargain hunt!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:17,
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These, and their predecessors, are magnificent
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:17,
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these are fecking brilliant
*click*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:18,
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These are great, loved all of these so far.
Stormtrooper one for me of those.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:19,
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Most woo.
Try this: a href="url of wherever the bigger version of the landscape one is"img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/6004df10b4cf8f9a6627/speeder800.jpg" //a
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Curis ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:25,
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these are lully
:D woo
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FIEND ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:26,
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These are great
and would make an awesome line of shirts.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:26,
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Yoda: "YOU EEEEEEEEDIIIIIOT!"
very cute
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:27,
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pfft
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:30,
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yoda is not ren!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:53,
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shut up and eat your olive loaf
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:28,
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Striking !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:30,
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most splendid again
i forgot to ask earlier, how long do they take you?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:31,
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Not too long
say 15 - 25 mins, I start a lot and then come back to them though
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:57,
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good stuff.
even though i loathe all things star wars.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:20,
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nice : D
I like
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Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15,
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:-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:58,
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Christ, they must be giving Masters out like toffees.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:00,
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what a horrifying old chav cunt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:02,
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Wonder what she's like when she's had a drink or two?
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:04,
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38 pinter...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:16,
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hehe
happy candles btw
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:39,
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Pretty sure I saw her in "Battlefield Earth"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:18,
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hahahah
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:25,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:27,
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hahaha
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:34,
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hahahahahaha
spits
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:37,
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hahahahhahahaha!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:20,
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Oof
I'll stick to the vino
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:23,
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be careful!
if you drink too much, she may become attractive! then again, nobody could drink THAT much
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:27,
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Now I'm glad that I'm bad at maths , , ,
Twisted !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:33,
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arf!
i read about hat earlier, and thought masters degree now working as a hospital technician, something doesn't compute.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:34,
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Yer....
Probably bindun, but I needed something to do.
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:58,
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oops sorry matey
did not mean to post straight over yours likes BTW
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:59,
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Ha ha ha!
Absolute cracker!
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:00,
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I'll bung this pea in here...
I just want to see my candle... And back to work stuff...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:14,
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hello fellow candler
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:17,
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Howdy....
I've only popped in to see my candle; I've got far too much work to do... So merry Candlemas to you my good sir!
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:21,
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Turned out nice again
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:49,
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He was a nasty piece of work
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:53,
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Couldn't take musical criticism.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:56,
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he's got a look of a young billy bob thornton there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:56,
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Princess Anne?
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:57,
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ahhhahhhahhahhh YES!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:28,
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A real stunning strummer !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:39,
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Ha
I tried to find that famous clip of him playing Subterranean Homesick Blues earlier
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:11,
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Vincent... in happier times
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Flash_Bastard ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:48,
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hoho!
Smashing!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:51,
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hahaha
his face tells of tragedy and unrequited love, but his gleeful gamboling tells a different story!
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Damien's Hearse ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:54,
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hahaha!
Happy chappy!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:58,
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He's liable to lose an ear.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:59,
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Pardon?
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Flash_Bastard ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:16,
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i ear ya!
hahaha funny :D
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FIEND ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:27,
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ROMP !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:40,
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Look at the little fella go!
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Meagrom ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:02,
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yay!
: D
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Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14,
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Go Vinnie Go!
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Three Dog Man ,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:36,
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Marvellous!!!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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WEEEE
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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hahaha, very nice indeed :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:41,
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hahaha
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:00,
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that's rather special he's so happy!
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mozza ,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:54,
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WAAAAAYYYYYNNNE!!!!!
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Testicles just for you ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:44,
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Seamless!
but wooo! TJ: Anyone able to suggest some reasonably decent cheap/free drumloop software?
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Just Flange ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:49,
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I AM SMOKING A FAG!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:52,
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Delicious
Anyone see Sophie Dahl on the One Show tonight ? When she smiles she has a gazillion teeth and she has wide scary eyes too. Gave me the heebie jeebies more than one of her grandad's weird stories.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:27,
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The difference between one beer and five.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:29,
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win.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:30,
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the one on the right looks like a skinned horse
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:31,
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the one on the left looks like a skinny horse.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:33,
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she does a bit
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:36,
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pic is from her bridle shower, i think.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:40,
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are you trying to stirrup another horse-based pun war?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:41,
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neigh.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:45,
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Would
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:31,
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Yeah, but you so would.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:32,
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i would like to agree with the sentiments of the previous poster
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new_matt ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:32,
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She looks lovely
Who is she?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:33,
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sophie dahl, granddaughter of roald (and THE sophie in the BFG)
former 'plus size' catwalk model and all round fit bird with a bit of cash
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:34,
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you're on fire!
*douses with dr. pepper*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:35,
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ta!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:39,
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I re-iterate. She looks lovely
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:36,
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she's married to Jamie Cullum though
so she's obviously a bit stupid
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new_matt ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:36,
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oh you cunt
you've ruined her for me now hang on, she's a rather tall lass isn't she? he's only about 3ft tall. i bet if you watched them at it, you wouldn't be able to stop laughing
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:38,
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Boobs ---> face
Hardly the worst situation to find yourself in when going at it :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:45,
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he's so small, i bet he drools into her belly-button
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:47,
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Stop this smut right now!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:49,
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i bet it'd be a bit like that 'big babies' thing on cbbc
that a b3tan is involved in
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:54,
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Oh baby. I think I just drooled myself a little bit.
From my penis.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:53,
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:02,
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that's just wrong
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:06,
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Attractive and a bit stupid, just my type!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:41,
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Happy Candleday!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:36,
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oh and happy candles micto
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:37,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:38,
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pfft
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:39,
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Yes, but do you like paint?
Also: happy day! Mictoboy :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:44,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:56,
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Sophie Dahl. I think she models, and she's got a cooking show starting soon.
Yes she's related to Roald.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:34,
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shes like nigella lawson but younger and not fat
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:55,
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She used to be quite big.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:56,
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she certainly seems keen
and her granddad was a legendary cocksman, so if she inherited that family trait, i'd certainly be up for a go on her
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:33,
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happy b3taday.
to celebrate, i'm sending you a chick with a dick.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:35,
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my favourite kind!
cheers
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:37,
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happy birthday
cocks, that means I missed mine.
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new_matt ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:35,
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She might kill you with those scissors,afterwards, tho.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:35,
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she looks like an evil android that has sex with you then kills you afterwards
would
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:47,
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i just seen it there a few mins ago
shes bloody gorgeous isn't she. what she cooked was utter shite, i think the show is an excuse to just show her. 90% of it is her shopping and telling crap stories.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:14,
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sounds like nigella lawson then ...
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:35,
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hey, when did she go and lose weight?
terribly disappointing : (
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:32,
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:59,
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actually took me ages to find that
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Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:01,
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But they're pointing
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:10,
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And you're helped along by the Latin caption
'isti mirant stella'.
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Curis ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:14,
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hahaha!
i likes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:30,
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:50,
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Those are the eyes of a stoned cold ________ !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:56,
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You've done something to his scarf.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:56,
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Is it The Scream?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:58,
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:)
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:58,
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Got me with that excellent move !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:05,
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apeman/ventriloquist's dummy/nutcracker face.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:06,
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Naughty little bugger
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:24,
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Why the whitespace?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:25,
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Can't figure out how to get rid of it in Paint.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:26,
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awwwwwww
: (
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:28,
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download Gimp
Paint is only good for paintmashes.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:28,
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I don't like GIMP.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:36,
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do you like Paint?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:41,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:44,
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:D
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:46,
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do you like paint?
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:07,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:13,
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cyanosauus rex stands in a puddle of his own sick.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:18,
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Do you like paint?
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:20,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:25,
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do You like paint?
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:27,
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YUM!
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Curis ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:30,
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Yummy!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:31,
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And paint doesn't taste bad either.
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Curis ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:38,
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there must be a corollary to rule 34 that involves eating instead of sex.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:38,
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BLACK! BLACK! THE PINS MUMMY!
PIIIIIINS!!!!!!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:26,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:30,
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do you Like paint?
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:39,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:43,
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I _huff_ paint, if that's what you mean.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:49,
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or photoshop
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:39,
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How can you not figure out paint?
4 year olds can work paint.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:33,
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I'm only three and a half. I can't wait to figure it out.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:35,
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lol
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:44,
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pixlr is your new friend.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:49,
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I keep forgetting about pixlr.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:14,
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and i keep remembering it.
our brains are evil.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:19,
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Nifty !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:14,
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i whore it out all the time.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:20,
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Pixir ...good!
Thx.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:29,
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you're most welcome.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:35,
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that is awesome
**bookmarks for later** Thanks for enlightening me :)
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AMadDayYes ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:13,
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anytime.
i wish they gave rewards for new customers. i've been whoring them out for a while and about a hundred clients here now use it after i gave it out in a workshop series.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:38,
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it's a voodoo Chile
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:26,
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Nice job on the white space.
I am humbled.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:27,
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you should make yours bigger.....it's upto 100kb for pics :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:32,
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adrian chiles looks like a toby jug
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:35,
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Like it but to me he is always a shit sniffer after the dodgy mail incident
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smith1981 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:39,
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:26,
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I can hear 'em just by lookin'
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:34,
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FRAMED
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:08,
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Oooo, cheeky.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:14,
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The . . . subject . . . just wouldn't sit still !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:15,
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*wink*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:15,
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*wink*
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:21,
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:D
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:28,
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wahey.............
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:30,
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where's me washboard??
: )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:17,
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On the music stand !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:21,
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Ha ha
Sings: "When one is having one's windows cleaned"
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:18,
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nah geezer, you is leaning on tha lighting in da corna o'tha hood innit
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:21,
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Nice to hear that you're in voice !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:23,
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turned out reet regal!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:20,
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I used to drive a Reet Regal . . . traded it in for a street legal . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:24,
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..."when I'm kerrleaning windows"
*kerrlick*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:24,
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I see that you see through the scheme of things !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:28,
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she's had a stroke, yes?
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postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:11,
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If she keeps on the roids . . . swiftness may ensue !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:16,
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The Best of Friends
My first post, I am not sure how this kind of thing goes down here, got someone else to post it for me but seems I can now post too
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smith1981 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:46,
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This is not
going to end well...
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:47,
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welcome!
- post of correct size - check - sick humour - check you'll fit right in
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:49,
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Hmmm
I'm no board Nazi. but: Not looking around long enough to see what fits in: check Thread deletion: check
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:52,
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You just did it again
please don't delete posts.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:01,
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ah i had only just logged on
and didn't see the deleted thread
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:45,
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I've just been moving birds between cages. Who wants to guess what gave me the most trouble?
6 young, agile finches or 1 sick budgie?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:49,
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did it shit over you?
also i'n not a massive fan of birds in cages. they should be out in the wild or in my roasting tin. or being transported somwhere between the two above venues.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:54,
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She bit the fuck out of me. And screeched to buggery.
Sure the one of the finches escaped and I had to catch it with an aquarium net, but give me a dozen more of them to catch than another budgie.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:57,
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i'm not sure i'd consider the original picture art.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:52,
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I wasn't totally sure either, but I think photography is considered as much of an art form as sculpture these days, but will learn the ropes here in time
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smith1981 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:59,
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that guy is like, totally getting his ass pwnd in prison, i mean like, totally.....
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:18,
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but does anyone really give a fuck,
and is it really news?
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:28,
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I think its the nearest we have to a modern day version of a witch hunt and that is why its newsworthy to the red tops
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smith1981 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:29,
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still no
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:43,
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no
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PintOfGuinness ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:57,
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Ooof
.
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY ,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:27,
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MMMMM Bacon...
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twattybanjo ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:41,
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WHERES MY FUCKING SANDWICH?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:55,
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BRING IT ON !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:06,
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"streaky"
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:39,
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Quick n Dirty cos i really couldnt be bothered
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Clockwork Assassin crazyade.blogspot.com ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:18,
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bewbs!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:19,
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Norks
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:20,
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baps
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:21,
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jubblies
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:22,
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mammalian domes
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:22,
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haha very good
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Clockwork Assassin crazyade.blogspot.com ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:23,
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Bodacious Ta Tas
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:23,
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Tattybojangles
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littlelise - domestically challenged ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:08,
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Vunder Bra !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:22,
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Bronsteins.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:27,
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prob needs this then
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:30,
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LMFAO
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Clockwork Assassin crazyade.blogspot.com ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:31,
archived )
Vunder Bra !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:32,
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thats great
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:33,
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this should be the basis of an image challenge
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:38,
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Imagine trying to undo that one with one hand.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:46,
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haha thats ace
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smith1981 ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:15,
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Brilliant;y done.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:17,
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This is where tilt shift would properly win out.
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:01,
archived )
Canary Wharf is full of 'em
:D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:31,
archived )
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