Don't tip the boat over . . .♫
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:31,
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There's some shaky surroundings thereand I can relate
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:26,
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Shaking but not breaking )))))o((((( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:32,
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"I'm half sick og wierdos, said The Ladt of Shallot":D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:28,
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GET THE BUCKET ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:33,
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The next boat is shore to arrive ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:33,
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. . . and where are they when we need them . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:34,
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is she bouncing on a schlong boat?
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:30,
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Gracias El -D- ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:58,
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that's someone's mum you're poking fun atLOOK DOWN AT YOUR SHOES AND SAY SORRY
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sock more tea vicar?,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:21,
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Well waddayaknow....two wrongs do make a right! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:35,
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this is a work of brilliance, take a bow mr head!
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sock more tea vicar?,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:22,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:11,
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sigh.....................where's Proj when you need him.....?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:22,
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Oh look everyone it's FunnyManThings can finally get funny again
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:24,
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It's one of the mods testing us mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:27,
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I know we've been bad latelybut what have we done to deserve this bastard?
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:29,
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It's posts like young FunnyMan's which shake my faith in Mod to the core :-(
*Sacrifices puppy to Mod*DOES THIS PLEASE THEE?
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Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:29,
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I still don't believe we have mods.I keep hearing about them but I only ever see Rob taking actual action. And then I don't really see him just his username.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:55,
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think of it as legal, justified and legitimate bloodsports.........
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:29,
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Reported.See what happens.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:35,
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FunnyMan, FunnyMan.Does whatever a shitcunt can.
Look out! he's so fucking b&
(Look out! he's so fucking b&
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:01,
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Dear Bro,I learn that world has a lot of free lectures,you are the one to create syllabus. There are a lot of teachers outside the school, Its your decision to pick who will teach you. All of us are enrolled today in one university, there are many difficult subjects, but because its free, you are the loser if you drop. All of us will graduate, in many different ways. The only diploma is the remembrance of all the good things and love that we left in this world that someday we dream to change.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:22,
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LET'S FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:30,
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He looks happyis it his birthday? can I come to teh party?
squeezle??
(squeezle??
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:14,
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YESI was going to ask where his newspaper was, but then I realised that he probably can't read it anyway. Because dogs can't see colour and serif typefaces.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:27,
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ERROR!Dogs can in fact see colour, but are red/green colourblind.
/pedant blog
(/pedant blog
Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:30,
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Next thing you'll be telling me is that it's actually monospace fonts that they can't readlol I no rite about their dichromacy
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:35,
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They HATE comic sansEasiest way to get your leg bitten off is to show a jaunty typeface to a bull mastiff.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:37,
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"Beware of dog"imagine ^ that in comic sans
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:38,
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My daughter's boss is an MP (not an evil one).She is responsible for producing all their propaganda literature at the moment. She had heard her boss didn't like the official party font so on my advice she used Helvetica.
His reply was "we only use Comic Sans because it has been proved to be the most readable font. It is especially popular with the dyslexic demographic".
I don't know who had the biggest forehead-and-desk interface on reading his reply; her or me.
Another quality Trufax from wuffle the space bunny
(His reply was "we only use Comic Sans because it has been proved to be the most readable font. It is especially popular with the dyslexic demographic".
I don't know who had the biggest forehead-and-desk interface on reading his reply; her or me.
Another quality Trufax from wuffle the space bunny
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:20,
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Excuse me for being enthusiastic in my hounding of inaccurate jokesit's the only thing that brings me pleasure since my soul died.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:39,
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Well okay, you're excusedBut accuracy is killing home taping maaaan
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:50,
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I thought it was that dogs couldn't see 2d imagesso showing them a photo is like showing them a blank piece of card
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:40,
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awwwwwwwwww bless Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:40,
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*fetches newspaper* Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:43,
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ha ha hafantastic
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:46,
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oh fuck yes! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:30,
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*scrolls down screen*look what you started :P WOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:26,
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where's that skellington head from? i saw it on monkeon's fp and someone else's but i have no idea of its originalso, how does one pronounce monkeon? is it like monkey-on?
edit - sorry terribly rude of me, woo yay to your pic!
(edit - sorry terribly rude of me, woo yay to your pic!
sock more tea vicar?,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:09,
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One does not say it out loudOne simply nods in reverence.
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zoldergoose,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:11,
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and you can stop having that name too young man!everytime i see it, and i mean everytime, i see it was zeitgeist, then i read it properly and tell myself i'll remember it for next time but never do
( sock more tea vicar?,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:12,
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Would you like the truthOr a considerably less pretentious, cheaper fiction?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:13,
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Forgiven sir :-)Also......dunno, I just typed in "Diamond Skull" & there it was.
Edit:- Here ya go :-D
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:18,
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Edit:- Here ya go :-D
It's Michael Jackson's original skullremoved during surgery in 1992
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:26,
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i sorta guessed that, children don't like diamonds
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sock more tea vicar?,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:30,
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And it isn't his worst... wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:28,
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HahahaYuri?
Wow that game seems truly ancient now
(Wow that game seems truly ancient now
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:20,
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Love that smile !Giving good skull since . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:21,
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ear ear - wots all this then?clicks Elvis!
edit; or is it Reservoir Goughs? :D
(edit; or is it Reservoir Goughs? :D
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:58,
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stated shopping Whistlers Mum in the Ear Scene but couldn't make it work:_)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:11,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make Art More Awesome"){kind=small}
pffffttt.....
i'm gonna squeeze this in here if you don't mind...
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:59,
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That is some mighty powerful suction ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:10,
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Oh my . . . that was a close shave ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:09,
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torture you.. that's a good ideathis is great
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:58,
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B3TAPOCALYPSE!!So I kinda... repainted the Michelangelo's Last Judgment in the Sistine Chapel (methinks you're gonna have to cfb)
Click HERE for ludicrous size
(EDIT: Had to shred down the size and quality somewhat - most of the edits are still visible... kinda)
HOURS* OF FUN**! Can you find all of the edits? First B3tan to find and list all 45 of them gets A SPECIAL PRIZE***!!
* - Unlikely
** - Seriously unlikely
*** - Operative word: "special"
(,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:09,
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Click HERE for ludicrous size
(EDIT: Had to shred down the size and quality somewhat - most of the edits are still visible... kinda)
HOURS* OF FUN**! Can you find all of the edits? First B3tan to find and list all 45 of them gets A SPECIAL PRIZE***!!
* - Unlikely
** - Seriously unlikely
*** - Operative word: "special"
Bugger me sideways with a dirty shovelCFB is HUUUUUUUUUUGE!
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:11,
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You put Picard next to Freebase and didn't think to have Picard doing the facepalm?
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:12,
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To: Mu, Re: Moons within the orbits of other moons.I think that the planet would have to be large enough so that the bigger moon could have an orbit large enough to fit the smaller moon within the orbit.
Sadly, I think that this is exactly the sort of problem that falls in to the category of 'three body problems' which are not deterministically computable. I think.
(Sadly, I think that this is exactly the sort of problem that falls in to the category of 'three body problems' which are not deterministically computable. I think.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:29,
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Talk to Michael BayHe'll come up with some unfeasible way to make it happen.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:51,
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Ludicrous being a key wordbut quite fun
well done =D
(well done =D
Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:12,
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well I don't have a monitor big enough to appreciate thisbut scanning over it is kinda cool
though most of these memes are random internet crap, not specifically b3tan
(though most of these memes are random internet crap, not specifically b3tan
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:20,
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It was a bit addictiveWhen I ran out of b3ta memes I grabbed anything I could find.
(,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:24,
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just being unnecessarily pickyapoc4LOLypse?
and yes, well done for seeing it through. : D
(and yes, well done for seeing it through. : D
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:45,
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BIGGER!!! ;PThat is glorious! *clickity-click*
Edit: Apologies to jflinden who I've only just realised wrote *clickety click* just two threads down!!! :\
(Edit: Apologies to jflinden who I've only just realised wrote *clickety click* just two threads down!!! :\
Rico,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:21,
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apparently, you can enable feeds in your user profile, so people can see directly which posts you liked, without the need to announce them as they happen.www.b3ta.com/users/feeds/5174/votes.065E8ECF.rss
does it work?
(does it work?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:43,
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nuts, I can't figure out how to go back beyond the first pageor is it limited by time? I wasn't around last week.
NUTS
(NUTS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:47,
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That does seem to workNow start liking more of my posts
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:54,
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you are on my friends list, I like all of them by definition Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:33,
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Especially the CFB versionAs if a million internet connections cried out in pain... and then were silent.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:31,
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Crikey, that must've taken some time mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:44,
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It only takes one hand to photoshopand I can multitask :)
Speaking of innuendo, I'm surprised no-one picked up on the "When I ran out of b3ta memes I grabbed anything I could find" comment above
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:12,
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Speaking of innuendo, I'm surprised no-one picked up on the "When I ran out of b3ta memes I grabbed anything I could find" comment above
Jeremy sitting at the right hand of god?This is surely to be a classic for the ages - well done!
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:26,
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WowThat is some impressive art work.
Poor No Hands though and yes I found Wally.
Is there a CDC that I missed as thats the only thing I couldn't see.
EDIT For click and it deserves to win.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:37,
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Poor No Hands though and yes I found Wally.
Is there a CDC that I missed as thats the only thing I couldn't see.
EDIT For click and it deserves to win.
NoDespite the (extraordinarily) low quality of most of the shoppage, I thought
the 'natural' CDC colour would make it a little too easy to spot.
The trickiest one to find, methinks, is the pokeball.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 2:06,
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the 'natural' CDC colour would make it a little too easy to spot.
The trickiest one to find, methinks, is the pokeball.
Re-enterRe-enter it for the meme challenge, it was entered to late for the art one to get enough clicks.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:23,
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Impressivethough I did wait for it to animate like a pinball machine at first
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Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:15,
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I just can't condone nippleless creaturessmashingly strange
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:08,
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I a'd 'er before youshe's my bird!
FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
(FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:30,
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now now, just take a skin flap each Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:47,
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you should handle teh BA Strike:D
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:21,
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READY FOR FUN Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:21,
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That . . . certainly puts a new wrinkle into things ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:21,
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Only from the Mind of Mofaha® PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:29,
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I can. patience, patience.The one thing I can't do is suck the thing
(that gives me an idea for a competition ;-)
*clickety click*
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:02,
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(that gives me an idea for a competition ;-)
*clickety click*
I'd hurry up if I were you. It ends any minute in the next 3 hours. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:03,
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it's too big, i can't make it "work" when the two images are this far apartwhen i say too big, it could be that my face is too small of course
( sock more tea vicar?,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:06,
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move further away from the screen, smallface! :D Richard Shitheels,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:33,
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Yes, well done for recognising that there are actually two pictures, and, that they are side by side.However, you might notice that they are fairly similar although not exactly the same.
The lateral displacement between the various points of them manages to convince your brain that it is one image that exists in three dimensions.
There is quite a bit of creative work in using the visual interface with the program that is used to generate these images - in much the same way that you would use a vector program to produce images with regards to the positioning of the surfaces, and with an image processing program to create the textures and so on for the surfaces. The two images are, of course placed in the same image with an image editor and then finished off before being posted.
Again, thank you for allowing me to be the first to congratulate you on your cognitive powers - and probably the last.
(,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:35,
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The lateral displacement between the various points of them manages to convince your brain that it is one image that exists in three dimensions.
There is quite a bit of creative work in using the visual interface with the program that is used to generate these images - in much the same way that you would use a vector program to produce images with regards to the positioning of the surfaces, and with an image processing program to create the textures and so on for the surfaces. The two images are, of course placed in the same image with an image editor and then finished off before being posted.
Again, thank you for allowing me to be the first to congratulate you on your cognitive powers - and probably the last.
It looks so real, I just tried to light the top of my laptop's LCD while sucking on the screen PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:41,
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oh my word*burns 20 embassy*
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:16,
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Dot's a reefer ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:24,
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as the compo draws to a closeI'm going to pea this, no more awesome but what the hey.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:27,
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This is a Lichtenstein piece, is it not?One of his early works he scribbled in the margin of his GIGANTIC schoolbook.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:05,
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If Pluto has a moon, and is smaller than our moon, could our moon have a moon? Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:56,
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It's simple logic. I'm worried that the Moon's proximity to Earth might make an orbiting Submoon impossible.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:06,
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99942could be a contender
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:08,
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might do,just needs to slow down a tad and then we got it =)
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:14,
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Oh you're suggesting we catch it! Hell yeah!I'll make the net, you go find a really LONG ladder.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:15,
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Net making commenced Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:16,
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I mean, you should be able to fit the orbit of a lower mass object inbetween the orbit of the Earth and the Moon, but would the Earth's gravity distort the Submoon's orbit so much it couldn't be stable? Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:08,
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Thatsone of the many many theories of comet creation that is, near misses from asteroids around atmospheric planets, somehow in their wake they collect a bit of atmosphere, it freezes and then does the whole gas emission thingy when it warms up a bit.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:13,
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He stoled it in France ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:06,
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this challenge seems familiar.recreate a famous work of art was a year and a half ago, and it can't be completely forgotten.
in any event, have my pearoasted entry.
(in any event, have my pearoasted entry.
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:08,
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special!well, 'on sale, much reduced' would be the full description, but no quibbles from me.
you are well?
(you are well?
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:12,
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I'm reasonable.Broke, jobless, but content. Red wine is in my budget.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:14,
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drumkit droppingworthy 'badumtish' =)
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:54,
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ouch, my foot.ok barnacles, i'm off to see a man about a job. hugs and pisses.
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:59,
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I'm guessing that that wasn't vinegar . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:19,
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it's a rosé, one of my finest vintages. postbear has metal knees,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:55,
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PISSCHRIST!that's great, I must have missed it..
surprised there are so few comments. :)
(surprised there are so few comments. :)
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:40,
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I liked the office art challenge
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:42,
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you drive me crazy with your broadway boogie-oogie-woogie-oogie-oogie. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:22,
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I had a scone todayit had butter an jam in it :9
( Ysol ab abl blap,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:13,
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My Mum ate my scone!...I really wanted that too!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:14,
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haha!it was shortly after this photo was taken that hitler decided to invade poland
(,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:16,
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oh i know I shouldn't laughbut this has cheered me right up
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:20,
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and he looks like he's sporting a fauxhawk, the twat. postbear has metal knees,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:57,
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Caught cheating !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:58,
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"I got a bladder problem...leave me alone!"
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:02,
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But . . . but . . . it's got a slow leak . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:03,
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Hummmn . . . trunks . . . that gives me an idear ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:12,
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...................oh...................oh...................(everybody run!)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:16,
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FUCK!!!...... haha...they're causing him more grief than the rounds have:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:10,
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Not only that . . . but their holding his purse ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:19,
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Oh okay that's alright then.I still laugh when I think of George Osborne's first budget response. Actual quote - "Budgets aren't just about interest rates"
( zoldergoose,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:53,
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He's cutting the Decifitsto create Quinfits
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:52,
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Quimfits?Like with tyres, but for quims?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:53,
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Letting women into any kind of tank is just asking for trouble.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:50,
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A nice heavy tank should get the creases out.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:52,
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It's how my womenservants do all my ironingBut then I'm very, very posh and a bit mad.
( zoldergoose,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:54,
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and you don't mind a bit of oily tank-tread stainsas long as it gets a nice crease in your trousers.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:56,
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The only thing he lets them iron is his y-fronts. Everything else he wears straight from the dryer. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:57,
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Usually after they've done the ironing I make them eat all of my clothes and buy me new ones anywayI have a high womenservant turnover.
( zoldergoose,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:58,
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Turning over your womenservantscan lead to visits from the stork.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:01,
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And finally, Cameron posts on this particular bit of internet are supposed to be negative and rather hostilePlease fix this.
( zoldergoose,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:50,
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IWANT
YOU
to cut your pipes and stop spawning, you dirty, dirty boy.
(YOU
to cut your pipes and stop spawning, you dirty, dirty boy.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:51,
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HeheheAlthough I hope that's not to me, but rather to The Flying 'Roo.
(,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:56,
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ahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhahhhahh glorious Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:48,
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Some say he sleeps while standing up and that 0's and 1's are what his dreams are made of.
Please be gentle with me. This is my first challenge!
Set the hay on fire and give him a hot suit . . . that should send him to number two ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:54,
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I LOVE THIS!RESIZE THE FP FOR THIS
YES I SAID RESIZE THE FP FOR THIS, NOT RESIZE THIS FOR THE FP
(YES I SAID RESIZE THE FP FOR THIS, NOT RESIZE THIS FOR THE FP
Bob Todd whee,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:29,
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This makes perfect sense to me.You are obviously off your face on meow-meow.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:37,
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FILTHY DRUGGIE!*strokes*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:42,
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Reminds me, must book MCM tickets.Nothing quite like an expo to recharge the self-esteem.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:43,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:49,
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Your mum's going to be wondering what all the fuss is. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:55,
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No, but my cat is!Or would be, if I had a cat.
I wish I had a cat :(
(I wish I had a cat :(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:59,
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Don't worry I can helpby pumping you full of psychotropic substances until you believe you have a green cat from the 63rd dimension
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:04,
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"Mu"......(repeat several million times).
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:52,
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I did not read that . . . but now I can't stop laughiiiiiiiiiiiiing ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:51,
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your non-linear story is wrong and it is also wrong.(
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:58,
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Same end result......we don't get any hot chicks!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:01,
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atomic you are a beautiful thing Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:35,
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hahahawelcome to b3ta, you'll never get the stains out of your clothes
( weaver.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:26,
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pull up a b3tashop a chair, welcome to kitten etc.
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:29,
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Helloooooin response to this ^^ have one of these vv
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:26,
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hahahaBlessed the Giant!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:51,
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I think this should win the compo!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:52,
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I am pretty sure that this versionis racist Mu.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:27,
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Well you have attempted to ridthe picture entirely of the blacks! That is racist!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:34,
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Christ, Blessed's been working out.Look at the size of the man!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:13,
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Everyone knows wrestling is rigged,any minute now, he'll take a DIIIIIIIVE!
Nicely done :)
(Nicely done :)
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:31,
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HELLOTE
I am cooking toad in the hole.
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:41,
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Yes. All other methods are lies.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:43,
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real holes? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:44,
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Only the finest organic whole holes We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:47,
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you've been connedthey are exactly the same as Tesco Value Holes. They just have prettier packaging
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:51,
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Hahahahaha!Has the cook broken his leg or is he standing in a piss puddle?
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:44,
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He cut it off with the cleaver. We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:46,
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LOL IT HURTS QUITE A LOT NOW. We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:49,
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Heston Blumenthal: Behind the Scenes! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:53,
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AMINALS(plus a protist. I didn't know slime mould wasn't an animal until after I drew it.)
CFB (450kb)
(
CFB (450kb)
Bob Todd whee,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:24,
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The octopus has definitely surprised that elephant...Damn your talent though.
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:31,
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Yay! The dinosaur looks startled by the protist. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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Dinosaur is meant to be grumpylike a rhinoceros.
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:39,
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Fix that dino! Fix it REAL GOOD. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:44,
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And the rat is waiting for someone to notice his sneaky SBD. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:35,
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Pretend it's a really fucky type of coral instead. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:38,
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Where's The 'Any' Key?My first paid cartooning job! Exciting times!
www.wherestheanykey.co.uk
(www.wherestheanykey.co.uk
bruised_blood has no bruises,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:16,
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Hmmm. I like the comic, but that site is a Microsoft marketing vehicle isn't it?Nothing particularly wrong with that, but still. Odd.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:20,
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Do one about how much Vista sucksand how Outlook Express is a goddamn piece of shit virus you can't delete or uninstall no matter how much you want to
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:25,
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the man still ahs to earn a living Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:30,
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True, true. I wasn't complaining. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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Hahaha.Paid? Nice.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:21,
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splendidi feel like that quite often.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:22,
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Brilliant.:D
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:30,
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Yay, Well Done!Glad you're finally getting rewarded for your work
(
Sheep!,
Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:22,
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Only me.
You just got rick rolled
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:14,
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