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He's doing it again...

that face flap thing. yuk!

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--- ---, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)

aaarrrgggh kill it with fire!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)

Hahaha:DD

wtf :D

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:38, archived)

CHRIST

ON
A
BIKE
!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)

Your dedication to your audience is astounding

and I hope it heals quickly.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)

My God...give him a mint.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)

That's it . . . let it all out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)

I GUESS HE HAD TO SPLIT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahaha
aHAHA

:(

HAHAHAHA

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)

that was tear-rible

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA HA AH H AHA H A

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
: D

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--- ---, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:46, archived)

hahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

AH! AH! AH! AH! AHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH......

HAaaaaaaaaaaaa HA HA HA HA HA.....
*breathes*
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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--- ---, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:02, archived)

I love to draw your cat, even when I fail, which is pretty much all the time. =D

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)

Fucking hell

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)

What a tart.

I've been to Hell and back, but she was never faithful.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)

damn that's good

now I want to play Silent Hill or something

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:40, archived)

this is at least

12 different kinds up upsetting

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)

wow

that is good :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)

sorry if bindun

Click for bigger (269 kb)

(spencerj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)

trollcats.com/2010/03/compelling-sophistic-argument-trollcat/

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)

OH ET, YOU'RE SO BIG

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)

MDMA cat

is eatin all ure disco bisquits

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)

haha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)

ME BISQUITS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)

GODLIKE!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)

MONSTERKILL KILL kill kill .... ....

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)

Jump for Roy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)

ROY LOVES A BIT OF A JUMP

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)

*-*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:57, archived)

Sign Of The Times

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)

I made this thing here

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)

You call it wolfarilla

I call it a golf!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)

tango siera, gin wiskey rum

a silverback golf it shall be

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)

It is the best in breed and needs to breed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)

its that or tipping the bins over

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)

Call of the wild . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)

Schmoken

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)

Prime Mates

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)

and I only have one left

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)

Fly trap urchin mouth !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)

ideal for noodles

time I was alseap.
till next time *doffs cap*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:46, archived)

(while we're at it)...ha ha...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:45, archived)

As it should be !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:48, archived)

wailin'!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)

Hot Dawg !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)

oh hai, familiarcats!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:38, archived)

sweet sweet honey...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)

Feelin' da buzzub ~~~

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:38, archived)

yiff yiff AAAAGGGGHHHHGGGGHHHHHH OH DEAR GOD MY RECTUM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)

strong hands and sharp teeth

not the ideal sexual encounter

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)

now stop worrying and enjoy your AIDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)

What we need is a divine invention.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)

Pogo sticks on wheels with retractable sun roof !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:22, archived)

See...that's what I'm talking about!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)

Jumpin' Gee Hose A Fat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)

in France a skinny man died of a big disease with a little name

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)

Oui

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)

Sign.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)

Sin

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)

have you heard the kode9 & the spaceape version of this?

FREAKING AWESOME

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)

is this it?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTsEsOzStSg

stripped back as fuck, only half way through but I can dig it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)

that's the one

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 6:05, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)

Free invertising !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)

: D

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Bus Ted !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:43, archived)

more ash cloud things

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tubaman, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

aw it sad

ed: all them lightnin photos are bloody amazing though

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)

more like startled

I thought.

it was going to me a ommnomnom, but it changed after animating.

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tubaman, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

A little flipping and cropping...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)

I am the God of Hellfire...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)

put a smiley kitten face in the middle and you've got it nailed ;)

now to sleep & try not to have nightmares

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:38, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:48, archived)

The Cause

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)

I AM TEH KITTEH OF HELLFIRE

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)

Nice :D

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)

Screw you guys...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)

Haha!

Very nice.
=]

Great film!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)

Angry magnetics !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)

Ah, that's why they can't fly planes into it

They'd get eaten

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)

HEHE....FUCK !!!!!!!!that source is awesome

*beats rps into submission*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)

i think 'fuck' is the best caption for that source photo ;)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

also:

"GASP" :D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)

had to be done sorry

NSFW? (cos there's swearing in it)
lightning pic with caption
not worth own thread

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)

I AM SO FUCKING MOTIVATED BY THIS

perfectly SFW, but I'm the wrong person to ask

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)

also, you're posting above this:

www.b3ta.com/board/10012409

she'll be right

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)

oh ok then :)

zzzz

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)

angry ash is angry

time for bed.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)

What an odd film I just watched.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

it is very strange

nighty night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)

*likes*

Scanty clothing causes earthquakes says cleric

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)

This :D

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)

www.swisseduc.ch/stromboli/perm/iceland/eyafallajokull_20100416-en.html?id=4

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)

es muy spectacularo!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)

yay it's back up

site was down yesterday
these are the best pics :D

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)

ashes, ashes...we all fall down.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

0_0

*moistens*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)

but.............he's a cunt

Gay's ain't interested:D
*BACKFIRES*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)

They could do a poo in him and pretend he's a bum.

(apologies for the medical jargon)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)

Wow. That's pretty gay.

Surely his interview was enough to secure the gay vote?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)

Bad shop, bad plan, bad suit...

...he's bound to win!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)

Is that George Washington?

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:43, archived)

Faces of Moth

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)

I've recently noticed how the moths fly by

also:time:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)

the second pic is a tennis ball with wings

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)

the caterpillars look sort of cute

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)

Drr drr drr drrrr drr drr drrr

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)

wheeeeeeeee...all those little fat ladies :D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)

the human caterpillar

*shudders*

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)

Hubba Hubba Hubba . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)

Now I want a moth of the month calendar !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)

They get all dusty.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)

Design i had for a shirt

But maybe a tad too offensive and subtle..

Thoughts?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)

A t shirt or a normal shirt?

I think you'd get away with it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)

I wouldn't wear it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)

he's annoyed

because someone has hit him in the back of the head with a ball of chewing gum. his turban will be all sticky now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

I think it's a tumour.

The bastard gave Mohammed brain cancer.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)

if mohammed is as good as people say he is

he can cure it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)

I've heard he's overrated.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)

i've heard this too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)

Updates

Here be two other versions:

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)

I would buy several

one for each day of the week, and then some spares.

(Vega31, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)

I suitably incentivised him.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)

aaaaw.......he must have been very naughty

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)

he doesn't seem convinced...

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)

Awww.

I hope it is just long enough for him to nibble a bit off the end.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)

run, rabbit, run!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

awww

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

This oozes cute

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)

BUNEEZ LUV CARUTS

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)

that bunny is a bit fucked up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)

I drew him all myself.
Here he is with his friends

See? He has friends so he can't be that fucked up.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)

is that dante the racist badger?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)

Bloody whites.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)

I like the badger

it's like he's just spotted something. like the bone in the rabbit's bum

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His mummy was a bunny and his daddy was a flatfish.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)

well, that explains it

"why little girl have beard?"
"well, my mommy was a lady and my daddy was a man"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)

I would play this till I wept tears of sweet joy

(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)

you think she's phit?

she's underage you filthy paedo nonce

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)

Calm down daily express, There are no sexual condensations.

(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)

videogames give you cancer

trufax

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)

but controllers cure cancer

oh the irony

(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)

the comic was shit

Frank(Mark) Millar hasn't written anything good since Red Son

also, there's a KickAss game coming to PSN and possibly XBox Live, all reviews are pointing to it being shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKcrGDQmvkk

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)

who reads comics?

no one important, thats who

books. books are great

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)

What about comic books?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)

only if you just read the dialogue and the sound effects

and ignore the pictures

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)

Books are sexy

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

mark millar

although frank miller is shite, which i guess is what caused the mix-up

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)

oops, yep, Mark, they both are it seems

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)

good lord that game looks shite,

whats wrong with a 2d fighter these days

(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

somebody needs to make B3ta Fighter

with versions of us as characters. we could all have special skills and signiature moves!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)

****BIROKEN!!!***

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

Can my special skill be photoshopping with my nob out?

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)

if you like

although that's less a skill and more a reason to keep the blinds closed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

but we all do that..

not so special

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)

The Herman force-throw

The SmashMonkey Ravish...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)

hell, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)

The Tribs Pun of Pain.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)

The Crystal Meth Harsh Put-Down and followup Snarky Remark of Doom

with optional side-move of Subtle Intimation of Imminent Death.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)

get a room!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)

You're just jealous because you only get one move

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)

i've got lots of moves

but i'm not telling you what they are, i'm saving them for when i fight you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)

~~Ravish~~
BOOBQUAKE

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)

YES

*flubs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)

the 'stay in one room, staring at the monitor, full of sarcasm and bile' move

up, up, up, left, fire, fire

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

this can be your move

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)

Magenta cock attack

(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)

now you're getting it!

though i think this should be a move we can all use

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)

RAINBOWIFY!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)

you can shoot them from your palms

or your eyes, if you prefer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)

how about my pants?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

okay

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

\o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)

we need to sort out who would fight who

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)

flounce!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

another good one!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)

The Thames Whale slap.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)

hahaha!

TAIL THWACK!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)

2 Can Chunder's 'the people's elbow'.

On Adrian Chiles face.
Whilst Christine Bleakley watches and masturbates.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)

that's not a videogame move

that's one of your fantasies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)

Been there, done that.

probably nsfw

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)

lovely :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)

alcohol, party political broadcasts and old video editing software don't mix :D

click for youtube

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)

Hah, excellent!

He certainly has green(screen) credentials.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)

YAY!

Epic that is.

Clickies for you Mr Toast :)

(AMadDayYes, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)

Haha, nice!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)

HA yes

Though I had to mute it, can't bear to hear that thing even speak

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)

Clevery !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

i'm not clicking unless I know

that tossbag has been maimed

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)

hahahahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)

Haha:D

(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)

Would anyone like a cocksickle?

Comes in 3 flavours...

(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)

shave it and i'll give it a try

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)

Is that your motto?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)

one of them, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)

no ta

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)

What have you done to my lollidrop? :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)

Made it more appealing to Catholic Priests...

(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)

I hear that you can use it like a Sherbert Dib Dab

It numbs the tip

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)

what are those

3 flavourities you are talking about

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)

spunk, cheese and shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)

I was thinking ass, mouth and cunt...

Or Lemon, Seagrass and peppercorn.

(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)

New comic day!

www.mookeo.com/2010/04/19/he-tries-bless-him/

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)

"You sad. I bring you more biscuits. Why you still sad?"

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)

That's a lot of pancakes!

Wish I could have a job where you have to eat pancakes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)

Sounds great doesn't it.

But there's no maple syrup.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)

batter

so much batter

*borks*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)

WANT. Damn you all, I want pancakes now

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)

I have pancake ingredients

If you wash the dishes you may have pancakes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)

Clearly we should have sex....... or, you know, make pancakes

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)

Pancakes first

We'll see how it goes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)

Fine, but I've trusted others before and got hurt....

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)

*perk*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)

The guy at the next desk brought his own in from home

He guards it fiercely so his co workers spit in it when he isn't around.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)

Trapped in irony hell!

ALSO THERE ARE NO FORKS! ONLY CHOPSTICKS!!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)

I once ordered a stack of pancakes in the states and they arrived with a lovely big scoop of vanilla icecream on top

I ate a massive spoon of that first as it looked so delicious.

It was warm.
It was salty.
It was whipped butter.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)

Mmmm saltybutter ice cream

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)

so, smartprice ice cream, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)

what a cunt

kick his face off

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)

Twice

message is received and understood then

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)

I noticed a reply of yours earlier

You are very sweary tonight, Mr Toats.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)

I'm very drunk

which reply did the swears? was it Minge? that was said in lovely admiration

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)

Hahahaa....

Oh.
:C

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)

Doesn't he like pancakes?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)

Mick Hucknall's pink pancakes?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)

haha

there's a blast from the past

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)

lovely Mr Brooker before he was famous

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)

Rinse and repeat until retirement

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)

his scratching post is magic

it shrinks, then disappears!
still, at least someone's brought him a new one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)

His laptop is saying "thanks" "thanks" in norwegian. Sortof.

It's a very polite laptop.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)

It's a polite laptop

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)

It looks rather TAKky to me.

sorry

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)

see, you can work a normal job with thalidomide poisoning

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)

second last panel

kirby

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)

Stretching the brief somewhat

Click for bigger (126 kb)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)

when single shines the triple sun

what was sundered and undone
shall be whole, the two made one
by gelfling hand, or else by none

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)

i sincerely hope you googled that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

unfortunately not

it's been stuck in my head for about 20 years :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)

U R GELF.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)

better than skeksis

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)

I hae no idea what you're all talking about.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)

It's revenge for your custom alphabet shenanninaninanigans.

Also, I might text "U R GELF" to lots of random numbers to see what replies I get.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)

I was drawing a comic with it yesterday. Then got annoyed at how I wasn't able to make one of the characters look like herself consistantly and deleted it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)

please do so

and post the replies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)

^ This!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)

If they question me, I'll claim that it's part of a guerilla marketing scheme.

For a Dark Crystal Soft Drink.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)

they'll probably believe you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)

watch the dark crystal

all shall become clear, if a little weird.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)

Ok. Lets see if I can find it online.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)

Yes I can.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)

then watch it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)

Shush, I am.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)

good

watch out for fizzgig...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)

TRIAL BY STONE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)

i do like that film

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)

I need to see it again, I think.

Finally picked up Labyrinth on DVD the other month..

FUN FACT: Fizzgig and Ambrosius were both voiced by a seventy-something English gent who specialised in animal impersonations
www.imdb.com/name/nm0250272/bio

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)

bugger me!

he was the Alien, too!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)

actually I was thinking about the similarities between Fizzgig and Skudd

SABBA SABBA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)

i see what you mean

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)

SABBA SABBA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGByxXtM28Y

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)

can't watch youtube

until i get a new computer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)

GET NEW COMPUTER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)

Percy Edwards!

Now there's a name from the past.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)

well, it would be

he's dead

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)

They just don't make 'em like that anymore sadly

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)

i've got it

but only on video.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)

~~sadly~~

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)

nice handbag action

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

I'VE GOT NO EYES!!!! IS THIS EVEN A BELL?? FUCK WHAT THE HELL AM I?!!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)

hahaha!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)

one of the highlights of my b3ta-viewing career, that

I cried tears of joy

www.b3ta.com/board/9754438

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)

i'm just re-reading the thread

'are you even reading these?'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)

hahahahhaha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)

No, THIS is stretching the brief

*presents for inspection*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

Hmmmm, all present and correct.

The extra testicle just finishes it all off.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)

Do you think so?

It does make wearing glasses difficult though.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)

ahhhahhhhah why not indeed

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

Now stick a sombrero on it

The Gelf of Mexico!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)

can't wait to see the new one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)

Needs more cactus

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)

I mean the new Dark Crystal movie

looks ace what I've seen of it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)

They're filming a sequel???

This pleases me

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)

sequel or remake?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)

Just as long as they use muppets

CGI is usually unconvincing cock cheese

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)

it promises to be a mix of both

cg I guess for environments and effects

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)

sequel

images.google.co.uk/images?rlz=1T4SKPB_enGB293GB293&q=Power%20of%20the%20Dark%20Crystal&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

they is all old now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)

Awww... that makes me sad

Poor old Gelflings

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)

happy monday everyone

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)

Nuddy lady!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)

where?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)

There! She's got blubbs coming out of her la-la.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

#tumpsy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)

Tumpsy is a brilliant word. We should bring it back.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)

yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)

i miss dawn syndrome

she used to pull me off for 50p.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

i miss her too

i think i proposed to algoyo at one point

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)

Oh "algoyo" is a username, I was reading it as a verb.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)

hahaha

you made me snort.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)

0900 778990000

"let's talk durdy"

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)

I just stepped in a massive poo

with my sandals

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

PHWOOR²

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)

I love your sig, Mu.

Please don't ever change it.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)

*drops monocle*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)

Ahem....

Source please

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)

Wehay!

she's farting in the pool as well, mucky bint...

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Jorvic, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)

The pic is upside-down

It's mashed potato. Messy eater.

Sorry Micto :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

pfft

edit: the more i look at this, the more freaky it appears
like some sort of alien zombie

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)

decorators in eh?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)

Tampax tapeworms

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)

rofl

love it

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)

it's probably for the best

she'd had a biriani the night before.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)

CLUNGE!

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

FOAP

fanny on a pic:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

Whoah

nice

Is she using Water©?

Water©, makes everything wetter.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

the dessicated stuff is rubbish though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

I mean: CLEFT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

Happy watery monday

cfb

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)

bob marley's gecko has the fear

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)

Nice :D

bever :D

(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)

ah, drowning

the perfect way to dispose of troublesome prostitutes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

I imagine skinny dipping to be all that much better if you have boobs.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)

Happy Monday indeed.

Wish the local market sold prints of these rather than badly traced Al Pacinos. The world would be a much more beautiful place.

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)

Ooh wow, that's lovely!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)

MINGE!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)

it is now

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)

Aw hell yeah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)

Boredom won this time

But did Humanity

Click for 914*593 bigger (25 kb)
Edit: sources www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more_from_eyjafjallajokull.html
and
us.fotolia.com/id/5549459

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)

isn't that miss universe contestant Halitina Smogmeyer?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)

Indeed it is

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)

She overdid the foundation a bit

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)

Sorry

Revlon and Max Factor had a fight to keep her, so slapped it on thick

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)

she's a beaut!

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)

indeed

but in the source she's not that hot :)
us.fotolia.com/id/5549459

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)

I think humanity ended up with net gain on this occasion.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)

Thats what i thought

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)

These unicorns and their anti-flight antics

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)

they need shooting

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)

you've mad me giggle here

edit
i was going to try and shop a cloud hat in, but it looked utter shite when edited.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)

Doop doop dee doop

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)

And it burns burns burns

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)

Isaac Sumdac brings Megatron back to life.

I've just realised his surname was a the reverse spelling of Cadmus.

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)

Spelt differently though isn't it?

I thought it was Sumdaq?

Geek 'confession': I have been in a Transformers RPG, best game I've ever been in.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)

You're amongst friends.

They weren't that subtle.

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)

I stand corrected, only saw a couple of episodes of Animated

I did like how they gave Jazz sword-chucks.

EDIT: We ran it in Silver Age Sentinels, can't get it any more in print but it is on DriveThru. For some reason super-heroes was a good fit if you're into your more bold, cinematic take on TFs.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)

Oh, pen-and-paper RPG.

Hats off to you. I assumed you meant one of the text-based online ones like the infamous Decepticon Dungeon.

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)

Sugar eggs

mmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)

Is this a diarrhea joke?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)

No.

In India Andrex is acshully made from Labrador puppie skin.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)

I say I say I say.

Chris Rea's teaming up with Dire Straits I hear...

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)

pity you can't buy it pre-chilled

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)

I've just put Google Chrome on

where the fuck is filename???????????????????inspect element? wtf!!!
masses of info...where's filename???stupid Chrome!gah.............................soon as I do find it I'll be able to reply.........wait.............come back!!!!it's here somewhere:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)

Gone the way of the dodo, the gentleman and the penny whore

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)

Ahahahaha

She'd be a rubbish whore though -- she'd only be able to give blow jobs.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

She has a copper-coloured rim.

For licking.

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)

Cor!

I'm sold.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)

Are you saying that Indians eat toilet paper?

Oh you massive racist. I'm gazzing the mods right now.

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in vino veritas, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)

THEY EAT PUPPIES.

I can taste their collars.

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Curis, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

they eat puppies AND wear collars?

the fiends!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)

Womens Institute, Rochford, Essex

Click for bigger (244 kb)

(ip368, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)

insution? i don't get it

/obvious reply blog

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)

WOMEN'S TITU!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)

Womens Tit?

More than one woman, yet only one breast? Breast cancer sufferers convention meeting? How cruel! :(

(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)

insution? I don't get it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)

mind piss!

plus i beat you to replying to your own post, ha!

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)

I wasn't planning on replying to it :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)

Yes you were you great tit.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)

He's on MY side.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)

haha shit i've broken Mu

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)

Oh I was broke long before you came along, cock.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)

Who

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)

What

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)

Eh?

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)

cock? that's a bit harsh

i'll set mu on you

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)

I'm northern. Cock is a term of affection.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)

ahh right y'ar then

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)

Alright, you big stinking festering cock?

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)

That would be fine. But they might take offence to "big".

We're very weight concious up here.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)

got the time on ya, cock?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)

that's what you say to someone with no arms or legs and you want to know the time

/vintage mayall blog

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)

yes it is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)

It's one wart past crab

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)

Ay up lass, it's 'arf ten.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)

reet!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)

Who?

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)

What?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)

Eh?

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)

then consider this a free service

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)

free? what...where?

where's mine?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)

you can have some free space

ready?

now say thank you

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)

breathing space

bestest of all spaces:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)

yes indeedy :D

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)

oooh

plant sale

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)

Fucking get in!

I've got first dibs on Sizewell B.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)

Bricks.

Bricks and TITU

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)

TITL

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Shada, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)

TREDL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)

that car is alarmed!

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)

this is a fan art i made jimmy the kite is my favourite this is from season 2 it is my favourite season

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)

i like all the other characters too though of course and all the seasons are good for different reasons they won a prize i forget what

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)

my favourite is kimmy the kite though

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)

women's tit

and grotty nets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)

*waits for pic to move

waits a bit more...oh!

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)

to the front page!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)

then back again

see-saw fun:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)

Defaced Peppa Pig

Not sure this conforms to the rules, but it made me laugh...

(jonlarge, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)

This is my cat, her name is Jules...

and we think she is due to have kittens soon. So I photoshopped a pic of her looking smug.

(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)

she doesn't look smug, she looks alert.

be alert. your country needs lerts.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)

DINOPOP!

that does it, i'm having my pear drop one RIGHT NOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)

Lollidrop.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)

yes

i am slurping on it as we speak.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)

I was refering to my clever merging of Sundrop and Lollipop.

But that works too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)

ah, right

my lollipop has got little bits of paper bag stuck to it :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)

WTF?

is that? Cyber lollipop? Anal Probe?

(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)

Once you've bought one you can shove it up there if you like.

In the privacy of your own home though, please.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)

Is it made with real dinosaurs?

Cos if its not!!! *shakes fist*

(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)

That would be cruel.

It does contain real rainbow though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)

anal lollipop

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)

analollipop

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)

anallipop.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)

lol!..a nailpop

(sneaked another"o" in there...hope you don't mind:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)

no, be aloof. we've already got plenty of lerts.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)

i'm already aloof

it's easy when you live round here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)

She's looking pretty smug to me.

Nice one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)

well, she has every right to be

she's making kittens.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)

Smug kittens, I bet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)

i like them because their tails stick up

but then they grow up to be cats and i don't like them any more.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)

I'm not so sure

I think she might be saying "RED WINE? WITH FISH!?"

(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)

might be worth getting her spaed after this

you'll save oodles on chardonnay and croissants

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)

Just think...

there might be 5 of the little posh smug twats roaming about going ya! ya!

(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)

hahaha i remember a speccy game called ok yah!

i think it was a dude on a brief case shooting stuff, poor people probably

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)

'ello gorgeous

"Fancy a chase up the tree?"

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)

i'd run up a tree if i saw that fucker coming after me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)

But he's GORGEOUS

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)

you have very strange tastes, boris

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)

Phwoooooooooooooooar

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)

i rest my case

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)

"You could rest them on my fake knockers!"

I hope that becomes my stats quote.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)

shitting fudgenuggets!

looks like michael macintyre in drag!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)

haha

good call.

i also found out how to make lily allen.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)

needs more electrodes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)

Don't have any electrodes - sorry :(

But I do have this eel.

We could chuck him/her/it into the water and let the eel do him/her/it in.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)

i approve of this plan.

make it so.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)

I shall do my best.

It may take some time but I shall do my best.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)

awwwww that is a fine looking cat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)

what is this?!

Click for bigger (26 kb)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)

A squid eating dough

is fast and bulbous

That's right, the Mascara Snake! Fast and Bulbous.

Here endeth the lesson.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)

+ polyethylene bag

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)

medi!

How the devil goes it, old chap? Spiffing, also tapered I hope!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)

Howdo Ptoly

I'm alright. Looking for a job at the moment.

Yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)

your finger?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)

dunno

..well you did ask

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)

A bird biting the ladder . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)

Ornithology gone wild

Watch XXX barely legal finches XXXX my XXX XXXXX

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)

goodness me

he really likes birds doesn't he?

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)

finch fingers?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)

I don't even own a google it.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)

Whatever's happening, he's obviously getting some enjoyment from it.

Judging by the placement of his other hand...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)

Ahhhhh that reminds me

today I was exploring an old drive and found a stash of Cunting For Agatha pics that I had no idea were there. Some of them I don't remember at all, so I think they may be some of the ones that went missing.
GREY KID IF YOU'RE AROUND GAZ ME, I know you've lost some of the originals and I may have some of them here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)

vote for Smugglepuggle*

Recently voted Most Popular Character in the TV Series In the Shite Garden

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)

*hammers repeatedly with a ninky nonk*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)

Nice pin cushion . . .

commonly referred to as a voodoo doll !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)

I like the way

he's secretly red underneath all that blue fur

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)

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