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# You would expect Lincoln Cake wouldn't you?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# W00! - Unexpected Battenburge

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
class
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Now then now then

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# oh-e-oh-e-oh-e-oh
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# That is fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha:D
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(herman:D, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# jimmy you mad cunt!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# nowthennowthennowthennowthenTOOTTOOTnowthennowthennowthennowthen
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:25, archived)
# NO RORYRATTLEHEAD, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# i almost am dead.
i am stricken with hay fever and have a cold coming on, wtf!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I have a cold and have been in bed the last couple of days
probably why i'm awake right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# here take this, it will make you feel much better
*gives calpol*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I don't know what that is but the chemist won't sell me any more pseudoephedrine untl next month.
I like to turn my colds into private party time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:02, archived)
# i seen a guy on richard and judy who got hooked on cough medicine.
the chemist would only sell one bottle a day to him so he ended up driving around england for hours buying bottles from chemists in different counties, he even started up a fake charity to support his habit, LOL.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I mean I have a nasal spray that does the job, it just doesn't make me feel like an overtired teenager that took too much speed the night before.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# The less famous but considerably tastier Battenberg Address
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# nice
what do you use to animate it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# good aul photoshop cs3
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# It's new comic day so I thought I'd share :)
www.mookeo.com


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Lovely drawn
I haven't the foggiest what it's about though.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# The current storyline is here...
www.mookeo.com/category/comic/moo-keo-9-5-strip-105-present/
Hope you enjoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# haha 36... 38
I love those numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# I prefer 34
And fark is having a James Bond compo...
www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5297406
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I'm not a member, but...

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# That film's just been made - it's in the can
Although union issues meant that, for a while, production was frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:49, archived)
# COBblers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Yeah I read a review of it in Reader's Digest.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Topical stuff
I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Why are we stuck with the old picture and they get the updated one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Poles are always taking the best stuff
I read it in a newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Microsoft didn't feel that a black Michael Jackson would play well in the Baltic countries.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Neither did Michael Jackson
Bleached his face in pursuit of the mighty drachma.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I heard that when Microsoft decided they needed a white Michael Jackson for Polish ads
they kidnapped the real Michael Jackson and made a WHITE MICROSOFT MICHAEL JACKSON to take his place.
But then it crashed and got the BSOD and it turned out the 'doctor' that was minding the WHITE MICROSOFT MICHAEL JACKSON was not even a QUALIFIED ACCREDITED MICROSOFT EXPERT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# It turns out the doctor was deliberately trying to crash WHITE MICHAELSOFT JACKSON by running games that the system couldn't handle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I bet it was Rise Of The Robots.
I could never get that fucker to run, and I had a 486.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# This wouldn't surprise me
Computer companies were doing all sorts of weird things back then, I mean Steve Jobs made Billy Ray Cyrus get a sex change and a bunch of surgery only to re-release him as the popular songstress known as Jill Sobule. His 1996 hit "I kissed a girl" was always sung with some lamentation.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hanna Montana was PISSED when she realised that she should have bought apple stock instead of that computer in 1987
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# GOD DAMMIT BILLY-RAY, YOU'RE A WORTHLESS ACOUSTIC LESBIAN NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Happy 30th, Empire Strikes Back :)


Click at this bit for a slightly bigger one.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *not a star wars fan*
*never have been,never will be*...but happy 30th all the same:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Bloody heretic
Woo to OP!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# STARWARSSTARWARSSTARWARSSTARWARS
...I think it's over-used imagery on here has turned me well off even having a peek.....week in week out..:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# and now?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# wiv da angles
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# wow wa wee wah!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# yes, but...
the statue itself is french. shouldn't it have hairy pits, shown by the surrender stance of both hands in the air?
(Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:43, archived)
#
nice editing! :)
(FunnyMan, Sat 15 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Lovely work!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# fantastic, you should post more
i sense an FP

*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# haha that's great
Where's Dr. Spock though?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
it can't be 30 years old. I remmeber going to see the opening night in Luton, which had a REAL stormtrooper at it!! I was so excited!

wicked poster mate!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 15 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Girl You Know It's True


Click for bigger (332 kb)

(champagnerocker, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# CentiVanilli were 10 times bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Italilols!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# GIGAVANILLI
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# VS GODZILLA
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Godzilla is just defending his turf, he doesn't give a fuck about the city
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Yeah but here comes TERAVANILLI
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I thought he got trapped in a massive gold block and shot out to space
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# "RE-ENTRY'S A BITCH, GODZILLA"
God I love that scene. Sheen is just perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I'm not sure, I thought his casting as the female love interest was a bit inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Not for me, buddy.
Not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Well sure, he certainly carried the role well and I credit him for that
I just can't help but think that Candice Bergen shouldn't have passed the role over. It's interesting - Charlie was originally cast as moth-ra but he picked up the female role to save budget on the film.

Such a professional.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I know.
There's a certain Mr. Braff who could learn a thing or two from a professional like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I'm really trying to put the whole Braff thing behind me right now
I need to admit my mistake and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Dude I'm sorry.
I just can't seem to get past it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# That reminds me, I need to get some spuds in
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# This works very well.
(Meagrom, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Style


Original
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Guess I picked the wrong week to stop butchering people with silly jumpers on

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# What do you wear for the task now?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# haha!
that all sounds perfectly reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Jeez, that's scary
Carol bears an uncanny likeness to my Mum, c.1980 in that pic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# She actually looked younger in her final days of countdown
than she did back then. An awful, awful look.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# The hair.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# What actually the fuck is Giles?
Did Channel 4 say, what we need to complete this show is an ugly man with no charisma and no discernable talent?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# WELL?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# he's gone.................I saw him leaving
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I NEED ANSWERS GODDAMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# ... and now we have the presenter, what the fuck do we do with Gyles Brandreth?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# oh GOD

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# .....it's all HIS fault
all science:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I think I'm at least partially RISing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Ceiling cation is watching you refract
Particle Man, Particle Man, Particle Man meets Gangland Man, they make a film, everyone wins, Particle Man...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# :D
huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# I seem to have found the God particle.....
... oh wait

(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# pffft
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# follow this up with a bollywood carbon molecule
and I am sold
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Reminded me of this

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Shamon!
Ee-hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Boson Selecta?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Aow!
Where's Kes?
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Sat 15 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# (EDIT) To prevent unwanted pregnancies and bringing more of these into the world
condoms are good
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 15 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# he looks about ten you paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Wear one
So the Police can't pull your Cock DNA out of his arse when they find him.

Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# haha oh christ....
I think this is all a bit misconstrued...


the idea was that if you wear a condom you won't get someone pregnant who will then give birth to mental little kids like this. Durex mainly advertising to men...

But now I see that it could be refering to the kid itself...
back to the drawing board there.

haha
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 15 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Its more fun the other way
I prefer a pseudo-paedo connotation.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Oh gosh I can't beleive noone realised that's what you intended
B3tans are a bit thick like that
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Fuck, how am I still hungover, I stopped drinking hours ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I feel so stupid now.
This is some grade-A hummus right here and it went right over our heads...
(Cheddar George, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# thanking yous!
it deffo could have done with more work though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 15 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I find abstinence works pretty well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# It's only abstaining if it is offered.
BAZINGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Apparently then I'm abstinent.
Go my silver ring crusade.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Have you given up
on the brown ring crusade then?
(Carlosfandango, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:29, archived)
# This is the first thing I see after not being here for ages
Nice to know the general tone is still the same
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# wellcome back
picard_hookworm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I agree. With sub-teenage pregancy rates rising we must encourage children to wear condoms.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Nothing fake about this.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I'd prefer to hear this than her inane warbling.
Still, if they pressed this to CD, most nans and twots would queue up in droves at HMV to buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahah
also: look at my HUGE pot:

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Needs moar reflectoporn.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I can't seem to see your cock in there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# the cock is in the pot
we're having widgie stew for dindins
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Cock au vin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# holy god
grotesque and brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ruddy great!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
great expressions
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# hahahah:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
fake science.jpg

A beard does not a "Science" maketh.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# 63.7%
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Turn to page 214, fig 5.1: The Hydrological Cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# haha that's the TRUTH!!!!
well it ain't called Sunny Salford for nothing is it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 15 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I like the way the top two arrows blink when I scroll
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
#
love it love it * that would fulfil my battenberg requirements for at least a month.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Cripes,
We are going to have to get through a LOT of lemon strata before we can start mining the Battenberg!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# *mining the battenberg*
Sunds like an ace euphemism for something REALLY rude!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# lol
As is "scuffing the lemon strata" too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# "Drilling for sponge"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# "Opening a carrot shaft"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Yeah, but it's worth the extra effort :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth it's own thread; Landslips explained
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# good morning everyone :D
(herman:D, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
FP
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Lovely
Now more of this and less shit grainy nsfw animations, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# grainy NSFW animations?
where?

*looks left and right*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10049006
(herman:D, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# you nawty boy.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Not left or right, silly
You need to go down

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# that's what she said
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# "careful with that....you'll have someone's head off............OH!!!!!!!!!!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
unexpected pmball!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Ha! Fuck!
I read "A Dorsetshire Rifleman" and on about half the pages, someone gets their head removed by a cannonball.
Ah, the good old days.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Pow! Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 15 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Cameron sure gives great head!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Brian Blessed in new film
I confess - I worked on it. Its on Dailymotion.com to watch free for about the next week or so. Enjoy...
(abv, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:33, archived)
#



* Is it Tuesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I believe he's referring to this
www.dailymotion.com/video/xda7mu_mr-bojagi-starring-brian-blessed-fu_shortfilms

It's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
#
yes, that's the one. And in my world its Tuesday, but my calendar is broken.
(abv, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# well, it was worth 6 years of lurking to post it!
impressive! it's great as well. let me know if you want any packaging design work for the full length version... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
#
i like to think of it as biding my time more than lurking.
(abv, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I don't know I was thinking it was saturday
this post has made me doubt myself and the Gregorian calender
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# gregorian calendar, Pfffttttttttt!
i still run all my affairs by lunar calendar, it's far better.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
i didn't get up at this hour for this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# he wanted to tell teh internetz
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# QUICK!
i found some vodka lurking at the back of one of my cupboards last night, it was absolut mandarin, i had it with some ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Good 'ning everyone!

Today I will mostly be painting the decking. Weather permitting.
Anyone else doing anything as exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Just found out I was starting work at 10am instead of 2.30pm
*posts message from work*

Am in serious need of alcohol, even though I don't drink :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# good morning :D
i like this:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Here is a picture of brian blessed.


Click for bigger (74 kb)


I'm contemplating making a new picture, but I'm too lazy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:00, archived)
# are you from sheffield as well then?
saw this being touted on the 'sheffield forum'
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
#
i am, but i haven't posted on sheffield forum.
(abv, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# So what did you do on the film?
That is a really shit anecdote.

Note: Working in the catering van does not count as "working on the film"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
#
trainee assistant runner. second unit, on the preshoot.
Actually I shot it.
(abv, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# You shot the whole thing?
What is the name of this film?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
#
Its called Mr Bojagi. Brian enjoyed saying "Gordon's alive" over lunch. No catering bus for us though, we didn't have the money for that.
(abv, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Nice

/edit: stick it on /links!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Link on it stinks
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# thats nice
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Oh
(thirdvertigo, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# RIS?

EDIT: Oh and I do like it, just not sure what it is?

EDITED EDIT: NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
#
It's a map of Mars.
(thirdvertigo, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:21, archived)
# So what coin was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# based purely on the metal
i'd say either a 1p or a 2p.

i'm going to go out on a limb and say a 2p.

[edit]useing special CSI software and a supercomputer i have reconstructed the original.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# How on earth did you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:26, archived)
#
I went to Mars and mapped the surface.
(thirdvertigo, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:28, archived)
# umm,
ok. t'was a serious question,.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# polar co-ords filter in tatty shop i would think.
*tries to see if i'm right*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# yeah, sort of, except the queen now looks like susan boyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# first time I heard her sing was very nice though.....top voice
depends on the song
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# it's repeating on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# wow that's really fucking cool!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:32, archived)
# ace that
but not worth much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
# nice 1:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# she got
some kind of lizard rat in her hair
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# ShazBOt
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:29, archived)
# HARDER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:31, archived)
# nanu, nanu
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:31, archived)
# Mork in all his current glory
wtfpod.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=608260

and isn't Jamie Lee supposed to be Intrasex? see below (not that she isn't kinda hot, even now...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:58, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 May 2010, 6:27, archived)
# Faster!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 6:40, archived)
# An unseen statue lurks in the vaults
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Gaga DeMilo ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:49, archived)
# surely it's not THAT unattractive
:~p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:50, archived)
# My goodness me!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 15 May 2010, 3:07, archived)
# Imagine getting itchy balls.
It doesn't bear thinking about really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 4:50, archived)
# if he got his inner thighs retextured it might be ok
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:03, archived)
# I guess overscratching could become an issue though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:10, archived)
# Chafing?
Ooh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:12, archived)
# Good point.
That, plus some advanced mule control, would probably do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:11, archived)
# It could actually make for a good mule workout
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:18, archived)
# You just scratch it.

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# You can look like this too
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 15 May 2010, 4:57, archived)
# That really works
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:13, archived)
# Video is far more hectic.
A parody of our own perception.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YquiwQqcBkc
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:29, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 7:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:50, archived)
# hahahhahah
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:51, archived)
# bonus pointless post

for the noise diffusion fans out there
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:52, archived)
# I used to have a free program that could render him in Ascii but no longer have it.
Lovely work mohafa.
(twattybanjo, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Floyd Steinberg?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:57, archived)
# it's an ordered dither :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Who ordered it?
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Well I ordered dither
with gaussian saag and an unoptimised rice. Is this mine?
(twattybanjo, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# It really is.
I ordered it myself.

Oh right, it's a dither. I wrote diffusion. Duh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:08, archived)
# it's all good, I'm still planning on killing you last
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:16, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 4:59, archived)
# I never did get a reply to those emails
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 5:02, archived)
# ooooh...
that was gentle :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 3:08, archived)
# that makes him look slightly less sinister
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:32, archived)
# BIM BIM BIM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 3:06, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 4:56, archived)

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