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# Any excuse now

2can inspired
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# haha
nawwty fox
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# cor
3d'ings from 2d'ings!

and helloes
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# alright fella
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Haha. Woo for 3d-ness
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# yeah i so totally did that on purpous
:S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
#

Embiggen!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# 4 pints of beer causes munters to find my unit acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# why?
Does it start mouthing off?
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# i think you'll find that's 4 gallons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Well, drowning them does mean they don't struggle as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# hello, mu
i am only here for one night, then i'm gone till a week monday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Better make the most of it mu
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Alright Smash.
Holidays is it? Leaping upstream to spawn?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# no, housesitting :(
my mates have fucked off to palma, so i'm looking after their menagerie for them. their computer is bust, so i'm bored shitless. i'm home tonight because i was expecting a delivery tomorrow, which turned up today before i got back. needless to say, i've now got to go through all the rigmarole of trying to get it brought back tomorrow.
i am well cheesed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# It's usually just a phone call.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# You: Hai.
Them: Ohai.
You: i mized my pakage :(
Them: yeh, bad tiemz :(
You: Dlivr it 2mrrw?
Them: k
You: k :)
Them: x
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# NHS delivery
they only have a "leave a message" affair. it's a pain, as it's stuff i desperately need
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# New lungs?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# not quite that serious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# New kidneys?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# no
just medical things that make life a bit easier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# In what ways is your unit unacceptable, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Length, texture, flavouring.
Sadly I let myself down with poor presentation.

I've been watching too many cooking programs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# browning it first may have been a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# That's sad.
Sup toucan. Have you been revising vaginas?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# No, I have been filling in stupid forms mostly
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Can't even cut someone open and fix their insides without filling in a form these days
It's political correctness gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
unit penis
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Ooooh his P-Unit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# You know what fiendy...
I think that might have been the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# MOO, JOKE DETECTIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Made for me by roryrattlehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Yeah well Petehix made me a bun that said my username once. I'M POPULAR TOO.
Baaaww.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I drew you a cat once. You never even acknowledged it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.
:C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# We should start an "I've been snubbed by Ttssattsr" club.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# I wonder if he's trying to get every member of the b3ta to draw him a cat which he can ignore.
I'm going to write a book about this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Goddamn I swear I didn't ignore these cats. You guys are just being jerks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Why did you hide your music
I can still see how many hundred tracks by some Korean women you've listened to in the last week, but not the order :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Girls' Generation make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Oh damn I'm sorry, baby. Can I acknowledge it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# It was this one

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Yeah scruffy kitty!
I'm bored of dinosaurs, draw cats instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I but I like dinosaurs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# im so totally un snubbed by ttsattsr
he's the best :D we so get each other like totally
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Fiend knows the score.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# He called you he and you agreed!
Proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# NO THAT'S NOT COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Too late, now. Too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
# stella stella stella :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# this is superb,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Jesus eating a sandwich


Hello Bthreetans! I thought you might like my series of people/characters eating a sandwich , Jesus is my latest one but it also includes Hellboy, Morrissey, Cthulhu and Geoff Capes.
(AmalgamatedBiscuit, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Loaves and fishes....
I hear that he never runs out!
Nice work mate
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# the loaves to fishes ratio is all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Hello. Are you going to stick around? Or have you just spammed your blog and ran?
Bets anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I vote that if he runs away we should feed him a knuckle sandwich.
With extra knuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Hmm his last post is three weeks old
I'd say it's a ruse to get more people to look at it.

But I'm still undecided.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
#
My last Eating a sandwich is three weeks old, I regularly update my blog with other illustrations and the occasional comic.

Yeah I'll probably stick around, I've been subscribing to the newsletter for 3 or 4 years now anyway. I tried to spam the newsletter but Joel Vietch did a poo or something so they couldn't fit me in.
(AmalgamatedBiscuit, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# agreed mu
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Oh, noes!
They seemed so nice & stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# I hope he stays!
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# You were right

I did enjoy them.

Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Great . . . next thing you know you'll have The Earl of Sandwich eating a sandwich !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Excellent
you will do well here. Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# very good
Robocop, Marvelman, particularly so
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Marvelman?
Fuck, yeah!

Welcome to b3ta, AB.
Excellent opening gambit..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
#
Thanks chaps, I'll post any updates in the series unless they are embarassingly shit.
(AmalgamatedBiscuit, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Nice!
I like Bonnie Prince Billy and a Sandwich eating a sandwich best!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# No wonder the TV's on when I come home
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# i hope your cat contributes to the bills
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous. Have you ever tried paying for your electricity with dead mice?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# yes
that's why they gave me a key meter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:12, archived)
# CATV
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Change the channel!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# *turns up the heat*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Sega release new game based on fox attack:

But I can't seem to get past the end of level boss
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
# It sure doesn't take long to cash in . . . well played !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)
# :D
wrong and good... wroood!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# HAHA!
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# EPIC

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# hahahaha
are there sonic gifs ? :O woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Oh that's summat speshle
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# i would laugh
but i dislike tails
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Tryin' to play me out, like as if my name was Sega..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Clicking.
Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# funtiem in Alabama
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Well as long as he's happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Ya'all come back now...hear?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Yes You Klan Klan !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:04, archived)
# haha :) funtime in Texas!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:06, archived)
# "..."
"I'll get a mop"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha fuck!!!!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha what the....
whats the source? :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Garth Marenghi Darkplaces ep1 I think
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# DARK PLACE DARK PLACE DARK PLACE DARK PLACE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# i'll get a mop
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# you and he were, buddies, weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Hahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# FORE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah:D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahaha. Well animated!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
# top racist scrolling
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# woo yeah
this is the shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# *ummmuUMMPHHHH!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:50, archived)
# He'll be slamming his dick in a door next.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Maybe a nail in the head...
...or an axe to the face.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# that cop Z is a real bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)
# It's as hard as a rock that club is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Sticky Bitsness !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# You can lick the bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Haven' a ball !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:12, archived)
# BAM!
right in the kisser.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:57, archived)
# POW! Right in the kisser! (isn't it?)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# this guy must be really indebted to you
all the fun you're givin'him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:57, archived)
# He's a cunt...
...he bit my dick!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# whats next breaking his fingers with a toffee hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:15, archived)
# You pay good money for that kind of treatment!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# He won't pay me...
...so I'll just keep doing it, until he does.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# glutton for punishment then!
...I bet you love every minute! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# bat-barse-busting
ow
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# That hurt :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Q: What's on /board, Miss Ford?
A: This abomination is.



click for biggie - if you dare
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Oh, dear GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Yeah, it's an awful tie!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# "Nice to'shop you"
"to'shop you nice"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Heads Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
oh no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# DO MORE OF THESE
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Bruce Sevensyth?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# ooo
Didn't he do well.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:50, archived)
# I'm just glad I didn't have to shop that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)
# this is all sorts of excellent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Everything about this is awesome! :)
Except for the nightmares I'll be having tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
#

(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha
It's all in the wrists.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:31, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I approve of this message.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# EWCOMIC115 - Internet
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Quite so,
quite so.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# But why wait til you go to bed for a wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# So he can use the sex-hole in his headboard.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
# But of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Ctrl + Eye Strain
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Never dare the internet......
He got a mash of 2 girls, lemonparty meets tubgirl, with Goatse reading a script written by some of the most depraved Twilight / startreck /slash/fic authors..... and Aqua doing the backing soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Doctor Jones, Jones! Calling Doctor Jones! Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones wake up now!
A ippay ai oo, a ippay ai yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Last time he'll go to b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:30, archived)
# meh
we're fairly tame.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Facebook
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Pfft, the big pansy. His eyes aren't even bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I always read your subject line as "ECONOMIC."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Me too
It gives me flashbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# well done on the Mitchell and Webb animation btw :)
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p0087j80
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# ooh tah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# "brutal album covers"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# 10,000 points that boy!
cleeks
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Dancin' With The Stars


Get It :

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdOcADIZPxw
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# This works well with the link amoebaboy gazzed me, and which I'm currently listening to
garagepunk.ning.com/profiles/blogs/rock-amp-roll-rampage-139

Also, I danced with my star once. Wasn't as big a success as I thought it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# That's the way to Rumble !
Reminds me of this place :

www.tittyshakers.com/jukejoint.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Yo mamma!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Steppin' Out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# You're down with all the greats..
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)
# BIG TIME !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Let the goodtiems roll :D
loved that single
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Wasn't that Jelly Roll Morton ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# some obscure band called The Cars
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:30, archived)
# get rhythm
when you get the blues.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Jump . . . jump for joy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Ho Down!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Ho Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)
# U Know Ho
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# You Are The Star :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Backwards yes . . . ratS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Ol’ Man Sniff Sniff


Click for bigger (345 kb)
He's the king of the world.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Oh nose . . . now you'll be up all night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
# That's a kind of deal you don't come across very often.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
# He definitely knows how to hog a boinker..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# I expect a leprechan
with a pint of Guinness next
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:33, archived)
# :D
I really enjoy your posts, and will say so more often
my favourite so far !
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
#
well thank you kindly sir (or mam), much appreciated. i'll do my best to keep 'em coming.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# I don't know why. Just because...

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# No matter what . . . they still know how to let the good times roll !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# "comin' over here, stealin' our jobs......then spending all day dancing.......gah!
!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# ughh!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Jailhouse rockin ! !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# JAILHOUSE COCK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# The whole rhythm section was a magenta gang !
♫ ♪ ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# That's entertainment!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:13, archived)
# They're making the best of it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# meh, i think i'm done with this

click for big
source
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# I approve of this.
Illustrator? Is it a trace? (I'm still impressed if it isn't).
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# photoshop
vector thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Nice
*clicky*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# the face is great
what's the burlap textured thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
# a snake
added source link to OP
spent a lot of time on the face, then lost ambition for the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# nice work
i'm the same, i ALWAYS forget some particualr detail
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Nice pet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# woo
another great one from paintmash, carry on with the snake,

(ninja edit:lol i saw your mini icon and thought it was maiden, not many people have that one)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# i'm a looong time lurker
and thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Nice one. Face is gorgeous.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I love weeds.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# You are not done.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Ooh - nice
looks like Mary-Louise Parker
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# He got wood both nine months ago and today:


Also has B3ta's image hosting taken a shit and died?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# *drops cluster spanging bombs on target*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# cr3's over on /talk at the moment.
Go bother him about it, see what he says.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# you bother him too
read my message below
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# i sent him a message
he says it isnt b3ta, its our ISP's It works better on Internet explorer, but died on me using firefox, some images dont load, and takes ages to upload, im sure its not just me, let cr3 know
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Incoming..........

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# That kid looks unhinged
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Yes!
It won't be long till she's hanging around in doorways looking menacing.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I'm not surprised
Being called "she" when he's obviously got a knob
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# I guess "she" can't handle the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# "He" could have keyhole surgery

Have it removed and keep it in ajar
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Good plan
She will have to be given hormone treatment so she gets a pair of knockers during puberty.

Oh feck, I was beaten by three minutes to the mention of knockers. Who wood have thought it?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# You can't knock it . . . wait . . . yes you can !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I thought she was
their door-ter...
(Poison-System-X, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Indeed
Her name is Dooreen.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# S'pose she's a bit young to have Doorknockers then
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# *strikes back*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Give the dog a bone
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# THE QUICK PINK MEME FUX THE LAZY DOG
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# So that is what Dogging means?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# It takes me far too long to pea these days...

Edit: Nite all. It am home tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# this am lovely......tender insight into the life of Freebase :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Watchin' you back sucka!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I fear for what Cameron is going to do to us...
On that note - beer tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# good stuff as always sir...
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:20, archived)
# haha
deserves more comments lolotics
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# My friend has a grind band

who uses samples from alan partridge, hence alan grindtridge, i did this for him
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# In my day grind was something you did on a skateboard.
Pah - you kids and your noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# A bedlam of adolescent noise...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Sounds like night time in a boys' school dormitory.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# grindcore is probably 10 years older than your skater things :)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
"I liked them before they were famous"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# "Most of the bands I like either broke up or now suck".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
SNIFF MY CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Monkey Tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# What's rude about a body?
Tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# - Do you know what they've written on my car?!
- Erm ... 'Tosser'?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# why is it always "tosser" on your car ?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# er Alan, you..you've popped out again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Go to London!
I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# that's pretty damn awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# cheers steve
hows it going?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# most excellently, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# DAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Powerviolence > Grind.
Still, neat picture.

If you like Crust Punk: Crustina Aguilera.
If you like noise: Kylie Minoise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# My mate was in an all-girl grunge band called Whorehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I saw an Arctic Monkeys tribute band in Scotland
called Partick Monkeys but my very favourite tribute band ever are SHAM SHAM69.

They were just like them.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Ha, good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I bet he enjoyed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# would you rather listen to:
a: slaughterfrenzy
b: laughterfrenzy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Aggressive Discharge Frenzy.
Today I'm listening to Toy. What are you listening to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Paganini
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Not a bad choice. I tend to prefer piano over strings.
If you haven't give Charles-Valentin Alkan's 12 Etudes a try. He was a buddy of Chopin and to my mind eclipses him in most respects. The Bernard Ringeissen recordings are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# that's a great track....
cheers.

oh, and I'm listening to The Herbaliser
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Maybe you'd like Bohren & der Club of Gore. German jazz-noir.
Give their album Delores a try and let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# ooo, ta!
I shall do that.

edit: it's on Spotify, listening to it now - 'doom-ridden jazz' is perhaps a bit too dark for my current mood, but it's very good.
Ta, again!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# More upbeat stuff then? 'Artanker Convoy' perhaps?
Or perhaps 'In The Country'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Artanker Convoy are very cool...
hadn't heard of them. Listening to 'Black Dauphin' - niiiiice... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Radical Friend
www.spyfilms.com/#/radical_friend/interactive/yeasayer-ambling_alp
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Haha WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Did you try this one ?
www.spyfilms.com/#/ben_steiger_levine/interactive/beast-mr_hurricane
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Earlier I was listening to some bootsy collins and then I decided to listen to my old thunderdome cds.
now its late and I'm turning things off.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Half Man Half Biscuit, National Shite Day
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I haven't heard these guys before now, but this is pretty good. I'll have to listen further sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# also this toy is very enjoyable thankyou friend
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Happy to share.
If you want more happy electronica maybe you'd like Lullatone. They make little plinky tracks. Very cute stuff. They have a free album over at Bandcamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Miscellaneous average rock
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwgMzLum_JA

There's so much music to choose from. I wish the rest of life was that way.


Edit- Like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=prZpm27bK5Y
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Ace that sir!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# nice work!
he'll be chuffed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Good grounds for a grind !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)

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