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erm . . .

Thanks to Prod69
HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)

Awww!

*gives booster cushion*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)

thanks, but I'm 6' 1''

but I'm 6' 1''6' 2'' in my hat . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)

Your hat is a foot?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:03, archived)

That's a small hat.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)

not really . . .

7 1/8

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)

*waits for cigar smoke to rise*

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)

needs moar combover

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)

He's missing a photo

Either that or he's going to start talking in backwards riddles

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)

I was expecting a blaaaarb on the last frame

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)

you haven't stared at it for long enough . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)

Ha ha! Tarsiers are possibly more fun than giraffes.

Get your ass to Mars!

/not worth it's own thread

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ningles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)

Howdy there!

I'm loving the tarsiers at this time of year.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)

yes!

why didn't anyone do a giraffe version of this picture?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)

awwww.....

those photos will never be accepted by the passport office...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)

YAAAY

lovely!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)

Hahaha! Lovely.

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:31, archived)

the tarsier in the brasierre

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)

Bewbs

TJ: I saw this story in the Metro this morning, and have to question whether it's strictly in the public interest

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)

hahahahahah!

reminds me of that scene in Wall-e: www.flickscribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/wall-e-bra.jpg

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)

Finally support for it's bulgey eyes

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)

quick n shit

hopefully not bindun

(tesztbandi, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:44, archived)

I'm still waiting for my free Tibet

I send off the SAE weeks ago.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:47, archived)

Does the S in SAE stand for

Stamped or Self?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:48, archived)

Stamped, I'd guess.

It doesn't matter where it's addressed to. Especially if you've sent off in the post for some dog-shit. You really want to send that to someone else.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)

yes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)

I know what you mean

still haven't got my free nelson mandela :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:48, archived)

join the club... I've been waiting YEARS for my promised "Free Nelson Mandela""

edit, of fecking mindpissage. Gah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)

*liberally pisses in Steve's mind*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)

A little late maybe

(Dull S. Dishwater, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:16, archived)

That is fucking ace

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)

excellent :)

they have more time for fashion now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyhDbV9wHo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)

98 was supposed to be England's year

except England are ~~rubbish~~ mediocre

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:27, archived)

and Mediocre is Dutch

and HollNetherDutchland are in the final!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:28, archived)

90 should have been ours

98 chould have been ours
02 could have been ours

At least this time there was no excuse. We were just shit

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)

pff - I might give you 90

but England have no real history at major championships - Euro semis twice in 50 years, WC semis twice in 80 years (one was 66) and that's it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:39, archived)

all true

we are a quarter final nation at best
It's time we realised that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)

or the sudden realisation that the previous shouldawouldacouldas

were tinged with a few delusions of grandeur...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)

I don't even think its delusions of grandeur

I just think they don't give a flying one

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)

90 was the only one where they looked like having a chance

i've said it a few times during this world cup, that I think the premiership is a bit isolated and the english team would benefit if more english players went abroad. There are of course teams like Germany and Italy where all the players stay in the home country (generally) but they are educated from youth to play technically and tactically, while as a kid in england, there's less emphasis on those things, where hard work is the measure of a decent player. I think english players would benefit from playing in leagues where the football is more technical, rather than in a league like the premiership where 16 of the teams are just trying to stop conceding goals however they can. I realise this argument has some holes.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)

not sure about 98.

we couldnt even get to the top of our group.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:45, archived)

yeah

thats suppossed to say 'could'.

It was a cracking team, but Hoddle balls it up in the group stage, and as usual we lose to the first decent team we play

Stangely echoed in 2010

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:47, archived)

this year was so much worse than 98

despite beating Slovenia, I didn't feel like england ever looked like they were likely to win any games.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)

I don't understand whats going on ere

but i like it anyway

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)

hmmmm

i.imgur.com/gIqcV.jpg

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McBadger COW, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:34, archived)

i like the hungry psychic octopus version of the graph much better than mine. He's already gotten death threats in Germany.

(Dull S. Dishwater, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)

haha thass mental

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McBadger COW, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)

Ermm.. not wanting to be a board nazi but

Dull S Dishwater - you implying that image as your own? Funny as I saw exactly the same thing here yesterday:

thedailywh.at/page/3

- entering it as a competition entry as well - not fucking cricket feller

(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)

I made this yesterday. and when i saw the octopus version on thedailywh.at i posted a link to my image on tinypic in the comments. the dailywh.at guy then added mine to his board. maybe next time i should post it here first, beware the board nazis.

(Dull S. Dishwater, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)

Nice reply!

Dont bother about the nazis, they do make mistakes sometimes
It's the stalkers you have to worry about.............."David"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)

But... Esp 2010? A bit premature amigo?

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Rico, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:34, archived)

Want to slag off a top international player, instrumental in getting to 3rd place at the World Cup? Amused by his über-German name (pun intended)?

...then just add 'pigshit'!

Second-ever Image Challenge entry. You know, I think I'm getting distinctly below-average at this.

P.S.: For any conspiracy theorists out there - or those who'll jump on anything un-P.C. - the fact that the initials of this T.O.A.P. are 'S.S.' is purely coincidental, and not a reference to the Nazis. Germany fucking thrashed us 4-1, because they are a proper fucking team, who play for each other, and the arseholes representing us are a bunch of over-paid, over-rated liars, cheats and criminal cunts. They shouldn't get our support again until they fucking earn and deserve it.

(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 4:19, archived)

'Nings, The Board!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)

'loves'

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McBadger COW, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)

you feeling better?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:10, archived)

Prof!

'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:16, archived)

wotcha - how's it going dude?

*counts rings*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)

hahaha!

good nings Mr V, and good nings /board!

FRIIIIDAY!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:10, archived)

yay \o/

I have day off; I'm listening to radio 4 and trying to make a decision about what type of nappy 'system' we will wish to adopt when our baby turns up...

used to be I'd spend my days off baked out of my skull and needing a nappy myself.. how times have changed.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:13, archived)

haha! Hullo Prof!

when's the littl'un due?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:16, archived)

October - so there's a wee while to go yet

I was hoping for 10/10/10 but that would be a few weeks early so I'm not hoping for that any more... 12/11/10 would be a few weeks late and Mrs UnderCover is already threatening me with violence over putting her in such discomfort so I'm keeping shtum about that one...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)

baby?

Dave's a good name . . .

EDIT: Congrats!
CALL IT DAVE! NOW! DAVE NOW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)

there's a slim chance it might get Dave as a middle name - tis the father in law and all that..

at the moment we don't know what type of baby it will be... we've called the bump Wriggles because calling it It pisses the misses off

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:23, archived)

Grand!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)

Au naturelle and wipe-clean floors

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)

I was thinking that we'd just cover the living room floor with straw and sawdust

.. it seems to work for the pigs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)

haha

ah the good old days :(

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)

I know - met up with some friends the other day

spent the first wee while remembering the last time we met and how we'd made good roads into a bag of MDMA and then went on to talk about prams...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)

woh, I've just remembered

I started pilling in a dream I had last night, it was fucking awesome!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)

Black bin liner tied at the waist

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:18, archived)

but . . . but . . . little Dave would suffocate

and there'd still be shit all over the floor!
you MONSTAR!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)

Sorry hadn't thought about it

Put holes in the bag?

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)

the perfect solution

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)

aww Baby Undercover!

some handy hints here: blog.jimmyr.com/Baby_do_s_and_don_ts_14_2008.php

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)

Brilliant!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:24, archived)

That's from 2008

I'm sure some of those are out of date . . . I've DEFINITELY heard you can put babies in the tumbledrier
fact!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)

if they are big enough you can use 'toddler' setting

but otherwise, best to check every 15 minutes or so

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:27, archived)

I'm not sure we can afford a baby

what with all the tequilla we buy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)

If you keep buying tequilla and have the baby

You automatically have two for the price of one (visually at least)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)

and as a bonus

I get to keep buying tequilla...

eveyone's a winnar baby!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:38, archived)

x2 :D

That's the truth

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:47, archived)

speaking from recent experience

the easiest! trust me, time not spent dealing with renewable nappies is time you can spend sleeping (hahahaha) or doing something else.

\7-week old baby blog

(prostheses, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)

that's what I've been thinking - although it's nice to hear it from someone

... I have very good and gren intentions... but I would also like to sleep and be able to function as a person

how's the little blighter treating you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:27, archived)

Forget it

As a father of four and step dad to thre just forget sleeping, eating and sex. or having a social life that does not involve packing more stuff than Sir E Hilary took up Everest

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)

I like sleeping eating and sex

I sometimes like sexing a sleeping lady while I simultaneously enjoy a haggis bap - are you saying I won't be doing so much of this?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)

you can manage sex while BOTH of you are asleep, you may still be able to enjoy Sexy Tiem. Otherwise, you will be tooooo tired to even contemplate bonking. Plus Mrs Prof will be up on blocks for 6 weeks!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)

hmmmm

still looking forwards to meeting the baby though - Wriggles (the name of the bump) has started kicking which is awesome although the missus' ribs are taking a bit of a battering

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)

serious question time

do you get on with your step kids?
I have 1 daughter whom I love dearly and 2 stepkids that I absolutely cannot stand, despite years of trying.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)

I'm not keen on your step kids either

you're daughter's cool though.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)

this seems to be the general consensus

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)

it's absolutely amazing

but nobody prepares you for just how much time you need to spend with a new baby. if you're misses is going to breastfeed exclusively the first few weeks it'll be attached about 80% of her waking hours!

it's all worth it though. the only shit thing is going back to work after a couple of weeks.

oh, fill the freezer up before it arrives (or get mother/mother in-law to :-)...cooking time is severely limited and breast-feeding women need to eat a fair amount.

(prostheses, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)

May I sugest

That if you do fill the freezer, that you fill it with food.
Frozen Nappies, whilst amusing, are not nutricious

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:34, archived)

food - right...

*makes notes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)

I read they use like 500 calories a day

making milk... !

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:48, archived)

*bumps and belms*

(it's the new bump and grind)

ning!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:13, archived)

Ahhhhhh sweeeet

Also does anyone else have problems uploading? It seems to take ages to upload a pic for me recently. Different locations, different browsers but same account?!?!

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)

*waves*

coo-ee

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:21, archived)

*Belms*

Ning.

sometimes bumps are a good thing (if they're in the right places)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:23, archived)

*tickles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)

*wriggles*

belated ning hatted one x

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)

lady bumps!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:28, archived)

*hums that stupid rap tune that has the word lady bumps in it*

That'll be stuck in my head all day now!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)

*shifts it by mentioning Agadoo*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:32, archived)

ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH

noooooo

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:44, archived)

me too :(

"... I ain't no hollar back girl..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)

*glems*

Ning!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)

why is it always massive fire-crotches in your pics? *glarms*

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doog Don't read this., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)

Lovely stuff!

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:11, archived)

TEAOP?

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:27, archived)

Tar me, Tar you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:30, archived)

*tars you*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:43, archived)

*feathers*

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:45, archived)

aww fanks

I needed a haircut...

I do actually need a haircut - I look like a mexican tramp

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:46, archived)

this used to happen to me a lot in previous lives

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:51, archived)

you deserved it every time though

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:55, archived)

well...

most of the time yes.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)

this worries me

put them in charge of the office for budget responsibility and never look at them again

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:50, archived)

Jacqueline Simpson on the Today programme - brilliant mad voice!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:58, archived)

I really wish I knew how to blend skin together

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)

.... with a blow tourch?

I like this - it looks right :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:11, archived)

Millichuckle on our left looks like Borat

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)

yup

it add something - to me it's like you're saying there's something of the Borat about him.

Biting political satire ... even if it is accidental

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)

yep, me too

Barry chuckleband looks like he's had a stroke.

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)

Aren't you

Ashamed that you know hich one is Barry?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:30, archived)

No, I guessed

because I don't know which Milliband is which either

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)

soft eraser round the outside of the shape helps

plus play with the levels to darken/lighten

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)

to your credit

I thought you'd only shopped their eyes at first

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:25, archived)

haha thanks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)

the milliband brothers 20 years ago?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:59, archived)

Turns Kraken into fwoof

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..wil, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:33, archived)

*gibbers*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:46, archived)

It was this

or Moat's severed head...

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..wil, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:49, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 3:41, archived)

FUCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 4:01, archived)

*fucks*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:33, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 4:44, archived)

Just realized

I have an own tarsier source image, but looking at it it's rather impossible to use.

Love this...thing.

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 Jul 2010, 7:43, archived)

he is the GodTarsier!

"you come to me on this day of my daughter's wedding and you ask me to commit murder..."

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:10, archived)

serene

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:13, archived)

add a fez

submit
profit

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:35, archived)

serious politics question:

ever wondered what nick clegg would look like if he got fat and dressed as pikachu? no. me neither.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:14, archived)

Just as much a cock as usual, only slightly more yellowish.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:50, archived)

X-D

koti.phnet.fi/santamik/sexophone.swf

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 3:51, archived)

*stabs at own eyes and ears in horror*

Hahaha! While it could be termed "endless suck at every level"
the ~~Lip~~Blow-Syncing is nearly murder worthy on its own.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 4:04, archived)

that's what she said.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 4:29, archived)

jeebus

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 4:53, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 3:54, archived)

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 4:27, archived)

You heard it. Get chopping.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:32, archived)

good god!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)

Your entire family and everyone you care about is made of meat.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:36, archived)

TASTY TASTY NUTMEAT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:37, archived)

GET CHOPPING!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:41, archived)

MEAT!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:37, archived)

what?!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:11, archived)

Disco.

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:13, archived)

lo!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:18, archived)

hello

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:14, archived)

hello!

tonight I thought of a gif

but

I couldn't find one image I needed

plus it wasn't that funny

and I think it's probably bindun

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:19, archived)

A GIF HAS FRAMES THAT WORK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:16, archived)

woah! surely that's science fictions!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:18, archived)

A GIF HAS FRAMES THAT WORK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:20, archived)

woah! surely that's science fictions!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:28, archived)

Using Firefox's Image Zoom extension, I am able to zoom this image to 243% and view it in full screen mode.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:40, archived)

It smells a bit minty.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:44, archived)

Rotate 180 degrees

LET'S TALK ABOUT TEAMWORK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:45, archived)

!!!TAEM

Now he has a pringles-style moustache.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:51, archived)

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:43, archived)

OH FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:44, archived)

OH HI MARK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:46, archived)

MARK IS CHOPPING

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:53, archived)

WHAT KIND OF DRUGS????

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:13, archived)

I did not hit her

I DID NAAAAAHHHHT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:18, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:55, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:13, archived)

haha fuck. i still can't do these :(

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:13, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 3:02, archived)

*kicks bar upwards a hair*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 3:20, archived)

Hhahahaa

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 3:56, archived)

please keep these going, they amuse me to no end

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 4:30, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 4:30, archived)

ace

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 4:35, archived)

I think I done given myself nightmares

(CaptainMaak, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:15, archived)

wow!

dayummmmm... :P
*clicks*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:15, archived)

that is a fine piece of artwork there

*clicks*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:28, archived)

Clever

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:37, archived)

nice one!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:46, archived)

Excellent!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)

tamla moatown

(bobbysands, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:09, archived)

bet it's bindun

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)

why can't I see your pictures :(

edit: oh now I can, yay!

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)

are you running any site blocking software?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:02, archived)

just adblock,

seems fine now for some reason, I think Firefox was having a little spaz...

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:03, archived)

I can't see them either

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:02, archived)

Ooh no, there it is!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:04, archived)

maybe my website is having a spazz

it is running on Fasthosts servers after all...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:05, archived)

Your pictures keep reloading

which implies you're telling us not to cache them. This is a bad thing.
Though actually they will stay loaded for a few refreshes in a row, and then reload again when I press f5 a few minutes later. No idea what's going on there.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:20, archived)

Can't see any of ur pics at the mo for some reason

www.haku.co.uk fallen over?

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..wil, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:40, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)

good this is

click i will :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)

redex this is

click I may, once I see it.

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)

haha

*likes*

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)

is it still masturbating if you do it to someone else?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)

I heard if you lie on your cock til it goes numb then it feels like you're wanking off someone else.

no... hold on...

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)

(waxdart hello., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:23, archived)

I was literally JUST finishing when I saw this. needless to say, it made me chuckle.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)

o_O

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:55, archived)

Is this some sort of bizarre Russian Roulette? Just as you're finishing, you click to the b3ta tab to see whatever image pops up?

Sounds... risky.

(Good Penny, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:24, archived)

I like this idea,

I'm going to try it now!

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Kempy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)

*Prepares chump manbear picture. Sets timer for five minutes*

(Good Penny, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)

"Don't show me this tip again"

Haa! :D

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Rico, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:59, archived)

arf!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:15, archived)

Hahaha!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:03, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:39, archived)

How do I change it to that little einstein guy without digging up the install disc

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:42, archived)

Yes,

Yes I would like help. Are you in the far north-west of Scotland tho?

(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 3:06, archived)

Me too! I need help.

My dick stopped working.

(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)

Clickity McClickerson

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BNG likes eating biscuits, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:35, archived)

chuckles

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sof sof, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)

Just the tip.

Yay!

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Grampa, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:03, archived)

disguisen meister

(bobbysands, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)

You know the kind of guy that shoots his ex, her boyfriend and a police officer...?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)

aawww, leave him alone

he's just trying to be a better person

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)

whens your dolimio day?

thats how u spell it aint it?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)

G'nite you smashing people you

tara!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:29, archived)

g'night skuggly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

and indeed g'night everyone else

i'm off to bed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)

he's working his way down

that list...

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enceladus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

i hope the police dont catch him and he changes his name to Bruce Banner

(Mr Chicken, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)

shouldn't he be fixing shit on the enterprise?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)

Spin-off series

Little Thetan fuck

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:37, archived)

Just had to get these out of my brain

I was trying to think what he looked like

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)

what is it?

I demand to know

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)

He looks like something

Just using both my shop skills and ham fists to contort some crap together is a big steaming pile of mismatched colours and seams

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)

They're a perfect partnership to my mind

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)

ham fists are useful

....and tasty.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

i don't blame you

i wouldn't want them in there either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

he looks like a fat headed tit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)

that's because he is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)

He looks like pasanonic

No offence to pasanonic, but he does.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)

like I said..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)

in a wig

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

where has he gone anyway?

Not seen him for 4.5 yonks.

Did he and Killerkitti get married and go live far away from b3ta?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

Yeah, pretty much. But he's armed and wandering about and apparently has now made threats to the public.

So don't say that to his face if you see him.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

I'm gonna leave him a facebook message saying you called him a cunt.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)

Aw no! I'll tell on you if you do!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

You won't be able to, you'll have been murdered.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

I'll write it in ectoplasm across your mother's bathroom mirror.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:32, archived)

why is that woman wearing her underwear outside?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)

because she's a fucking slapper

with all the taste and style of a mouldy teabag

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)

may i not recommend the drinking of mouldy teabags...

its bleaugh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

this is why i keep my teabags

in my pg tips anniversary tin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

oh i use my teabags twice or sometimes when i can be arsed in a teapot...

dumbasses at work used a teabag that had been sat on the drainer for 2 days... yeah thanks for that bleagh!
G'nite Y'all!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:32, archived)

Because she's Heather "LOOK AT ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE LOOK AT ME" Mills.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

she looks more mental than moat

(Mr Chicken, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

What colour-matching algorithm ddi you use?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:05, archived)

ignore everything you have been taught about the universe

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:58, archived)

Twice as good as the image challenge's own pic :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:58, archived)

oops

i'd not even looked at it :p

I looked through the entries though...

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:59, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

Made me think of Delirium of The Endless..

.. which is a good thing.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)

Needs more fish on a string

But thanks :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)

SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!

*fears hard*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)

:~)

nicely done

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)

Taaa

She started off like this.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)

an interesting face

I thought green eyes were a purely european thing

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:55, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color#Green

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:12, archived)

well, you learn something every day

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:27, archived)

hehe.

makes about as much sense as most creation stories...

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enceladus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:59, archived)

i'm so glad i stopped smoking pot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:00, archived)

this week must be sheer hell for you

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:02, archived)

it is proving somewhat disturbing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:04, archived)

No need.

I'm a creationist!

(Woo)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)

Anyone fancy a game?

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Canker, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:56, archived)

you sunk my battleship!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:56, archived)

marbles!

*glees*

wait.......they're not marbles, are they?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:58, archived)

this way lies madness...

marble madness!

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enceladus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:58, archived)

Have a nerdy tarsier...

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enceladus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:41, archived)

he's got "trainspotter" written all over him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:42, archived)

he's not allowed

too near the track though - Mom said...

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enceladus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:43, archived)

i bet she makes him take an inhaler with him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:44, archived)

and a thermos...

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enceladus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)

and one triple-thick condom

you never know!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:47, archived)

I shall call him Norman!

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..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)

Funnily enough,

that's his name! :)

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enceladus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)

i'd opt for Nigel myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:50, archived)

Great googly-moogly!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdEadrw4O0U

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:50, archived)

hahaha!

'overnumerousness'...handy word, that.

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enceladus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:54, archived)

hahaha :)

something, somethng. something.

mustapha shirley?

evenin' all

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:51, archived)

*acid flashbacks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:53, archived)

like, woah, dude...

psych out!

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enceladus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)

If only there was a song to describe this

Something involving eyes and kaleidoscopes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)

I bloody hate those Halifax ads.

(Adso of Melk didn't do it, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:57, archived)

never buy your mortgage

from a tarsier.

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enceladus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:01, archived)

Too little, too late. But this year I shall be basing my mortgage provider choice on interest rates. Or fluffiness. No, rates. But maybe fluffiness. FLUFFINESS ... argh ... no, definitely rates.

(Adso of Melk didn't do it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)

have you considered fluffiness?

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enceladus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

Yes! It was bankruptcy or small creatures. I chose death.

(Adso of Melk didn't do it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

Top teeth

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)

fangs a lot.

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enceladus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)

ahhh poor tarsier

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

he's a poor sensitive

soul... :)

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enceladus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)

Woo!

Love it

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)

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