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# NSFW? I'll let you decide


edit: gah! It's like an alternative ending to BHLC's post below!!!! Now that's mindpiss!

edit2: not NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# EDIT: O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# disturbing as it is...I'd say it was safe.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
It should be the ending of BHLC's post!

Pefectly SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahaah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] meh.

EDIT: fucksocks -sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:33, archived)
# You muppet
you deleted the wrong one . . .

*facepalms*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:33, archived)
# alright bhlc
is it old school day today or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# yeah. bad day.
Brain melty.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# FAIL!
As I said... "Ha ha ha"

* Stop the compo, we have a winner!

EDIT: Lets start next weeks now www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post824286
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I don't drink tea or coffee :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# You could always use Jiz

"Jesus Comes"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# isn't it called Ciz these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# fucking raaaar!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# you appear to have invented the deja vu machne
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# did we just collaborate without realising it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# apparently so!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# You're BOTH out


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:41, archived)
# NOT TRUE!
I just talk to my mother a lot is all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
Love the 'silent' frame :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Oh lordy
I don't get it. Please be kind to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# if one of the "dragons" don't like the idea then they're supposed to say "I'm out"
in this particular scenario then would then be labelling themselves as a gaymosexual.

Took me a while too
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# D'oh!
I thought it might be specifically picking on the cunty Scottish one. (I was about to say "the cunty one", but realised that didn't narrow things down.)

Thanks for the explanation. And WOO! to the post, now I get it
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 8:02, archived)
# Badonde!
Boh

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# dey do doe don't dey doe!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# oh dey do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Is it for doing your number one one eights?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Fake.
No shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:17, archived)
# or bridge or helicopter . . .
do you think that maybe it's different?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)
# *fetches a big glass*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:17, archived)
# who was it that posted that?
was a fp a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)
# dunno
WAY too hummusey for me . . . Zak?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hmmm he did post one of the funniest spiderman pictures ever though
b3ta.com/board/3449294
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Man if I could bottle what he's got . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# yup he has some kind of vault containing pure hummus
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# He steals from the hummus leprechaun it along with Sunshine Elephant, Pip and the rest ;)
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/leprechaun.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# this one?

wasn't a front page though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# no . . .
it was better than that . . .

C]:0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha... It should have been!
*I voted for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# fab as it was...nope it was a photoshop :)

same kinda punchline though :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Oh, might have been me...
see below
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9749062
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# toilet paper over the rim FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:20, archived)
# he should have bought one of my spider ladders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# do you own the patent?
patentfactory.co.uk/2009/08/

bottom of page
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# no
i was too late
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:32, archived)
# :-D
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Thank you!
First proper laugh of the day. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# ha ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Ta muchly for the comments
and for my first FP=]
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# haha!
can't believe i've never thought or seen of someone thinking of this until now.

*click*
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# The "I Like This" button doesn't do this any justice.
Because I Fucking Love This.

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Brilliant.
This should be on a shirt or something
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Yay!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Spectator
I'm sure I saw this exact joke in the Spectator this week, on page 49. Coincidence?
(Danny K, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:34, archived)
# spectator?
never heard of it, can you link me?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Sun 15 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I think he/she is referring to this.
www.spectator.co.uk/wit-and-wisdom/cartoons/

Spiderman is indeed in a bath, but the similarity ends there.
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Does anyone else think that some of the pictures of Deborah Meaden put her in MILF territory?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Bwahahahahaaaaa!
Watch out for bags under the eyes and the goatee beard!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# that's something I thought I'd never see someone say on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# *reads title for the first time*
*shudders*

No no I don't think . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
#
^ this
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# these are dark days..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# funny isn't it
the internet has brought us 3000000000000000000000 times more pr0n than when I was first interested and people ask if people like her are MILFs


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# But I bet she'd be a right goer!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# The fat/ugly ones usually do make an extra effort...
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# fat girls are wetter
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Sweat?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:51, archived)
# No thanks, I have a coffee

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# no - I'm with him on this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:41, archived)
# it's a clip, not a magic wand
nowhere near strong enough to improve her looks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Miaow!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] dog
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# A cat wouldnt do that
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!!
Meaden is intrigued!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# haha
I think Duncan is trying to subtley wipe spunk out of his eye there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# this is
actually, what the fuck IS this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Britain's Got Talent (*cough* so I've heard *cough*)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# very good fella,
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Have a happy tree skipping in the sunshine



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# needs more Wild Haslet!
BRAW! SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:01, archived)
# EVERYTHING needs more wild haslet!
'ning! ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# the wild haslet is a rare and beautiful thing
feeling better sir?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# yeah, fever gone and most of the snot
just left with a mild cough and a bit stuffy, should be ok tomorrow I expect. How are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Oi! Come back you leafy bastard!
My cat's in there!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# There is something faintly disturbing about those two brown fingers fingering a green blancmange
:)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# better that than green fingers etc etc


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# He's branching out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I can't be-leaf it took three replies before
the puns started


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I've only just twigged to that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:06, archived)
# that's oak-kay


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# what acorny response
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Willow don't believe it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I pine for better puns
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Yew always do


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I do, ashully
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# These puns are making me nausious
I'm feeling sycamore


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# you should call the copse!
/pun stolen from yesterday's tree-based pun-off
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# you wood do that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:24, archived)
# oh, that old chestnut
that old chestnut

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# you think you can conker me?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# You'd be nuts to think otherwise


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Fir fuck sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)
# don't needle me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)
# cone you two shut up?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I'm not your beech
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# To the poplar page.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Alder (common) puns are out today
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# damn skippy fucking ents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# don't blink
the angels will get you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:07, archived)
# spooky
I'm just listening to a Doctor who audio book called the stone Rose


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# that is a bit spooky
next you'll be telling me you're eating fish custard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:13, archived)
# no, dunked Rich Teas
dunked Rich Teas

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# coffee and doritos here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# ^ Wood

NING SAGDTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Harrow WB!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# gay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# full of the joys of spring
yay!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Delightful!
(and slightly sexy)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Who'd've thought you'f find it sexay?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# yay!
its just like the old days, when b3ta was all just fields.
fields with animated cocks romping through em.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Aww! yes
I miss the days when I was so much better at animating . . .

/clearly deluded


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# best version of Lord of the Rings ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thanks! You don't think it's too long do you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# braw
is it lunch tiems yet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Ey oop Freebs


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:36, archived)
# this demonstrates a compete lack of hygiene
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Why, is Matt Smith's giant pitted face awash with bacteria?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# WASPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorri-fucking-bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# TRUFAX
the latest Doctor Who was found inside a packet of Spicy Nik Naks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaaa
all the other attachments are thinking "We never get a fucking look in now that cunt's turned up"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# those colours
what were they thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Mustard
the were thinking mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# 60s lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# or baby shit


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:01, archived)
# My baby's shit has never been this colour
but I feed her solely on Olde English Flavoured Spangles.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# no Texan Bars?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Not until she's 8 months
apparently they're bad for her
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:13, archived)
# K9 could do it on Autosuck
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# That's nice, but what about the housework?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bizzare! :D
Also: Can I slip in a compo related RP in here please? Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I would like to follow your lead


Edit/ sorry, let's try one smaller than the fucking moon
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# haha
he should stick to Deep Fat Fryers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# he doesn't know what he wants anymore
found this while looking for the above, made myself laugh so am reposting this too:


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
silly George
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# PO 26815 - 20 (twenty) x fucking bananas, yellow, medium
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:20, archived)
# ahaha
genuine lols here
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:56, archived)
# the world needs more bread sheilds
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Yes, it does. Spelling error aside, it's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:56, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I am imagining the noise it makes to be somewhat akin to the theme tune
Woooo-eeeee-ooooo etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# BEIGE.
/colourblind
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:28, archived)
# make it hurt so good
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# you're a cunt and an ass and a cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:36, archived)
# but i am cute right?
thats all that matters
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I love you doctor dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I like this one

which is not to say I don't like the other ones
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# These are too funny and not big enough.
Please post them somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I can't believe you would say such a thing to my spunkbrother
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# ew
what the hell is a spunk brother?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I can't even remember
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# youll know when your'e older
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Have you tried Pueblo rolling baccy?
Made by American natives, or whatever they're called nowadays. Free of additives, flavourings and gumf. Fiver a pack.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# i like this one the most.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Could you help me
I am looking for some gifartees which don't contain cancer(s).
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# fuck YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# LOLphil?
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# 26 gigawatts?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# haha
he's really going for the bafta in this storyline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:21, archived)
# A 211kb
PNG?!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:22, archived)
# don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:23, archived)
#
www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/aug/11/eastenders-phil-mitchell-crack
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:40, archived)
# hahah ta :)

can't wait to see him chase the dragon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# when he catched up with deborah he's gona tear her a new ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Moobs and panda eyes
ris as I don't watch beastbenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Phil is on drugs now
Eastenders is dealing with 'the issues' with its customary hamfistedness

the light relief storyline is about some kid's foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:40, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# wos garrn on?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Over 9000?!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Then give him it, you slag.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Simple minds...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# did someone wee on then?

they look a little wet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# haha
bet he tries to fling it back to China
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# All I keep hearing in my head when I look at this is...
*tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle*

Make it stop please!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:57, archived)
# he looks like he's trying to pleasure a lady
but not enjoying it one bit. perhaps he is thinking of immigrants?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Why has it always been raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# HE'S DISRESPECTING OUR WARDEAD!
GEDDIM
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Pandering.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# pair of wankers

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
# haha
but the cocks should be erm, another colour
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# DAMN MAGENTAS
COMING OVER HERE. LITERALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:17, archived)
# I love the attack face on the chap on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# That's mark collett,
the one who threatened to kill griffin.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Who and who?
/Actively avoids politics blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:29, archived)
# They are bad men.
/political rant
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# life IS all kittens and sausages for you!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Pretty much :D
and jam... don't forget the jam.

(I just don't like all the lies and big crappy things going on constantly it's all finger pointing and not taking responsibility I have enough of that in my office, why would I want to read about it/watch it on tv?)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I think this sometimes. I became a news addict after 9/11
The only time I take a break from reading the news (BBC only) is on holiday. I never understand why people buy newspapers on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# oh no, I've lost panda!

I hear these two aren't getting on so well these days. Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# It's Hitler's favourite Kinder egg toy. Cost him a fortune on eBay
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# In memory of Mark and Lard on Radio1
They made afternoons at work bearable....

Plus it's quite a good tv proggy

(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# IT'S WINKING AT ME!! :D


and loved Sherlock..hope there's more soon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# ARF! Ningles the board
What is everyone thinking of this new sherlock thinger then? Am I going to get flamed for thinking it's good?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Nope, I quite enjoyed it too.
I am suprised to find everyone* else seems to be of the same accord.

*maybe not everyone
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# nope I thought it was great...but Moriarty was a bit of fudd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I loved his voice
It was just so deliciously over the top.

However I was disappointed that we met him so soon, I thought they'd keep the suspense for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# yea they brought him in a little to early

the high pitched 'No you won't' as he was escaping made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Loving the show - plus it has some great cinematography.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Yep agreed
I liked the whole "let the viewer know what the character is reading in a text/email without looking over their shoulder" floaty-text guffin.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:54, archived)
# ^^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:00, archived)
# aftermorning
I haven't seen it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I liked it
although it wasn't as good as I thought it would be

they might have made him a bit more misogynistic and sexless though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I thought they did that quite well
He's just so mean to that poor scientist woman (well I laughed anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)
# haha
yeah, that was compellingly uncomfortable

I haven't seen the third one yet - but I keep being distracted by working out which bits are Conan Doyle's and which bits they've made up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I was really suprised by how well the original material stood up to being updated!
The introduction of Watson to Holmes with the whole Afghanistan thing was done really well.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# one look at the bloke 'GAY'


*laugh out loud moment*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Even Private Eye thinks it's good.
I haven't seen it, but Benedict Cumberbatch is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Didn't see it
but it looked like it might've been quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] yermawpoly


I want 100 bags a 10 bar, an 50 sweeties
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] better now?


Click for bigger (95 kb)

huffs into background
*also fucks self
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# yea deleting a thread then posting it as a first reply to my post is so much better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# you made me cry into my cornflakes with your callous remark.
Are Thursdays BAD?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Mornin' sunshine :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# b3ta is fucking me right off lately..it's full of cunts who'd rather post shit reposts than comment on anyone else


ning bhw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I wondered what sort of netiquette I had broken
Your post is very nice. I would delete my pea to please you. But I fear doing so now would not.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I'm on a part time secondment at the mo so b3ta access is somewhat limited...
But Thursdays are always full of reposts aren't they?

Think dwindling numbers of /boarders is resulting in lax application of the rules. Won't do.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Your comment is shit.
Feel better now?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ...and now my reposted pic is lost forever...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I'm sorry
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# for3ver in r hearts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# u spelld 'r' rong :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:46, archived)
# shud be r're
ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# was it this one?
EDIT: THIS LINK CONTAINS HORSES AND THE LOVING OF HORSES: http://b3ta.com/board/10152562

and was designed to catch out Mr Headwound, but I was foiled. FOILED! DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Best of all the profoundly suspicious looking links.
I've had my puter reconfigured and I've lost my no more horses thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)
# gah!
butters posted that one earlier and it didn't get magenterized by Stylish so I had to add it in. It's a google Feeling Lucky URL I think

@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
@-moz-document domain("b3ta.com") {
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCYQFjAA&url=http:%2F%2Fwww.deagostini.com.au%2Filovehorses%2F&ei=XpJjTOSPE5D84AbliaD4CQ&usg=AFQjCNFgY0tCTOOWeHEfm6uPAUjw8641Ow&sig2=s5nlDGsFpGb6-1uy3wgc5A"] { color: magenta !important }
}
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# the last code won't work because it's one of those sneaky round about links
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# really?...hmm tries again :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# if you need the code let me know
and I wish I could fix these sneaky links

and dear Griffy Savalas

stop being a total cock by posting horse links
they're just not that fucking funny or helpful
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:00, archived)
# sorry Prodge - just wanted to catch out BHW
as you can see by my edit above^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I swear if there was a way of getting that site down I'd do it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# launch a DoS attack on it?
get 4Chan interested in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# why not just
put an entry in your computer's hosts file, directing deagostini.com.au to 127.0.0.1 ?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ooh - good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# but then Prodge would miss out on important deAgostini updates
such as the forthcoming "I Love Ross Kemp", yours to build in only 78 issues, contains real Kemp DNA

why am I here when I should be meeting my deadline of 5pm yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# would that work?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
# should do (you may have to restart your browser after, or summat)
though obviously only for links that end up there. not other copies of the site
of course, why you'd want to view b3ta sans-horses is beyond me...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I don't want horse links on b3ta because it's fucking gay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Noooo!
I's my only source of anything vaguely resembling hummus!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# you spelled hardons wrong
and Higgs Boson always sounds like some retired colonel type chappie to me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# it a scourge on my interwebs

utterly detest it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Let's sort this out:
I Love Horses! Yay or neigh?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I'm very disappointed that "Yay!" does not lead to a picture of Philippa Forrester
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# YOU CUNTNUGGET!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# steal car,
go to jail, go to court, get let out.
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Sweeties is such an underused word
:D nings prodge
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# ning sausage lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# This is the Coalition Big Society policy isn't it?
I love the artwork in Monopoly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# i have no idea what you just said..
but it's everyday life here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Hmmm.
Stretching the compo guidelines here, methinks. Fits to the letter, if not the spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:56, archived)
# aawk go away ffs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Brillo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
# aaw :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# GENIUS!!!
wherever do you find such amazing sauce pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Some div on Facebook :p
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# derp
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Rawr.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# fnaar
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Here ¬
Not a link to the I love horses site
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:46, archived)
# nope.
not clicking that :p
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# it's horse free...horse blocker tells me so :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# is it Goatse?
:s
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# No, it's just a simple link to amazing sauce pics
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:54, archived)
# :-/
ok

Edit: SAUCE!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# O HAI UR CYAN TONER IZ RUNNIN LOW
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:46, archived)
# *looks forward to 3D-printing future where we can print out our own cats*
bit of a way to go yet:
reprap.org/wiki/Main_Page
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Hi Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
# B&!
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# hehe
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# ja!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning.
Saves making pavement jam out of yourself when the next plane hits.

Can also be used if Kerry Ketona moves next door.


(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:26, archived)
# if kerry katona moves in next door
i'll be putting up a sign saying 'come, friendly plane bombers'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I'm oot - hahaha
CH-B - you bad bad man.

I already fancied her. A bit. Now she'll be all I can think of*





*Anyone know how to clean vomit out of a keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
# jizz on the keyboard
this will flush the vomit away.

To flush the jizz away, get a friend to crap on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:19, archived)
# *private browses*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:20, archived)
# She's a hottie alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:20, archived)
# My comment from yesterday....
www.b3ta.com/board/10152029
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:20, archived)
# oh she'd be in command alright
Max Mosely probably calls her up day and night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:21, archived)
# if it's automatic
why is she moving her hand?
i'm not being taken in by your scam. i'll buy my own dildo...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:20, archived)
# She got carried away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:21, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:22, archived)
# you are roy chubby brown
AICMFP
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] cor, Meaden is a right old battleaxe
I'll just repost this here


(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:22, archived)
# hahahaha
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Ha ha.
To Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:24, archived)
# doof! doof!
doof-doof duh-duh-duh-duh!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# I'm not saying your mum's fat...
...but she fell downstairs and everyone thought eastenders was ending.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# actual office arf.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:56, archived)
# She really does love it up her

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Blue instead of Green Soup? Major Clanger - I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:02, archived)
# hmmm
talking of space

Did anyone see Meteors last night? I did! Weeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Many?
I thought/think the peak is tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:07, archived)
# quite a few - Mrs S had her head out the window for ages - she saw loads - she had never seen one before
I took a pic... You can just make one or 2 out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:13, archived)
# ha ha ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:14, archived)
# best keep your mouth closed
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10945050
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Dammit!
I knew that childhood fear about swallowing apple pips was well founded!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
# and if you swallow chewing gum, it sticks to your kidneys!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I didn't see it lastnight :(

/cloudy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# But they've brought their own dragon?
how can they lose?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] morning
i'll drop this celeb-endorsed product pearoast here while it's quiet. i'm sure sales will be tremendous:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Uhuahahahah
I like this!

Every Lax is a good lax!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:23, archived)
# I thought they were more interested in shoving shit down your throat and then jamming it up back up you from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Souper.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)

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