And Grandma Would Still Love Me!
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My grandma sure is forgiving, huh?!?
this looks a little like thiswww.namethegarels.com/2010/09/and-grandma-would-still-love-me/
is this your site? if so, nice. you have some good stuff there
(is this your site? if so, nice. you have some good stuff there
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:48,
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yup, that would be me, for better or worse. or worser. thank you sir for browsing!
(,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:52,
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I don't know why you think they did it.Why would you think they did it?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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That's rather excellent
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:44,
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Jesus? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:50,
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Thass rubbishIt looks nothing like Bella Emburg!
/insanely jealous
(/insanely jealous
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:59,
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Too Che `Astonishing !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:17,
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As Will Smith warned, Tick, Tick, Tick..... Tock Boom!
(shakes the room)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:30,
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HahahahaAlso I do worry about the mentallity of some of my Aussie guests. It's all too common, just had one now, who stay here and start complaining about 'the bloody foreigners'!
They always look bemused when I out out that they're foreigners!
(They always look bemused when I out out that they're foreigners!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:31,
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ta for inadvertently reminding me to do it! HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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Well obviously that was what I was aiming at the whole time. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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My mate's emigrated there.He told me that the attitude - certainly out in the sticks where he is, is that they "just wish the bloody Aboes would all go home."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:52,
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Yeah well I used to live there.I know if any Aussies will disagree with me but it's a pretty racist country.
It's even institutionalised to be racist against the Engligh.
(It's even institutionalised to be racist against the Engligh.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 14:37,
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Well I like it.My dyed-in-the-wool, been-there-done-that-when-it-was-really-going off punk mate has just finished their biography. Said it's absolutely bloody superb.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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That's rather good.Mick Mars looks suitably decrepit there too.
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 14:01,
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what the blinking flip is that?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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exploded coffee machine(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:41,
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I do actaully have that link in the post:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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I thought it was a Harley?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:18,
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If you follow the link you'll find outBasically one of their café coffee machines exploded injuring six people.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:41,
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well I know that NOW!:D
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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I thought it was a Mad Max style motorbike! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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hahame too - sort of. Maybe some kind of modern sculpture! I suppose it is in a way - a sculpture to symbolise our capitalist greed for supermarkets and coffee!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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Or better still my local M&S had a sign up appologising (in terrible English) that due to computer problems most of the tills couldn't take cash.I found it insane. Surely in the event of computers going down you have to use money. THere's not a computer in my wallet so I can put cash in it!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:43,
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Well compared to other people I suppose I must do. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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*ding dong*Clean up in aisle 12
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:43,
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Did they all run out of the store expresso?
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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No but they were nearly hasbeans! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:45,
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Is that the original news pic or a mocha up? Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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It was cleverly edited using java script! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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They should have built it more robusta. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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You have a latte nerve saying that. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:55,
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So Sainsburys is decafed now. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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It's gonna costa lot to get that fixed Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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I can't believe my loacal Costa coffee.They opened up about a month ago and made this huge song and dance about having a grand opening.
The shop had actually been empty for about six months and was previously occupied by the previous COsta coffee that went bankrupt:P
(The shop had actually been empty for about six months and was previously occupied by the previous COsta coffee that went bankrupt:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:13,
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Amnesi-coffee LOL! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:23,
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ha ha!where's the source pic from?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 14:20,
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that's a nice motorcycle!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:24,
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Ha haMissed the compo by a bit tho'. Would have won it.
( Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:32,
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I find your lack of faith disturbing
Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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curse all you naysayers
The pope can acheive anything...
daveyclayton Gosh, is it really,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:33,
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WOO!'splendid.
but also 'bindun' when he was made pope
(but also 'bindun' when he was made pope
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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ah - I thought it might have been.I wasn't around for the white puff of smoke. Cheers Thor - God of all B3ta knowledge.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:11,
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well i've been here since near the dawn of time (b3ta time that is)so i've seen quite a few things.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:55,
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for politics junkies, disability cuts, cuts, cuts(
beaubodor blogless,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:08,
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wooo ......I'm amazed at how little press there has been about this
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:13,
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Susan Boyle? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:53,
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haha, this ^
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:55,
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"Hey, just because the chairs are screwed to the floor, that doesn't mean YOU have to b-what? it does? Ahh, fuck this, give 'em some loaves and fishes and find me a back door to leave from "
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:32,
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No space hoppersEdit: Woosomeness
( Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:38,
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ha : Dthat reminds me of a joke I once heard. Now there was this camel, no, wait there was this........
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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yey :DHe attended a reunion recently too
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:07,
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you have made the classic mistakeof confusing schizophrenia with multiple personality disorder.
(but amusing nonetheless)
((but amusing nonetheless)
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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Please report to the wassername at the deskthe mind can go awol .....I write my name,address,occupation,age,sex on the back of my hand everyday....just in case :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:14,
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while i would like to see the complete photo shoot of thisi think it a tad nsfw for some people.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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yes it iswhich is why I am enjoying it so much
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:59,
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*spuffs until i'm dry*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:39,
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indeedI had to scroll very rapidly there.
I don't think my employers would appreciate that sort of image on my work machine.
(I don't think my employers would appreciate that sort of image on my work machine.
finnbar has officially retired,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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two ugly girlsone ugly cup.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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Google recomendsNSFW dumpstersluts.com/dump/ NSFW!
me - I don't think I'll ever get an erection again
(me - I don't think I'll ever get an erection again
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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oh - my - god..........scrubs eyes with bleach
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:00,
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IT DOESN'T WORK! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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Being as I am at workand therefore didn't clickerty click...
...Can you describe what you saw please
(,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:04,
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...Can you describe what you saw please
My life is ruined.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:02,
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I honestly don't know what I was thinkingwhen I clicked that.
OOH, baby, your tits are so..................long.
(,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:11,
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OOH, baby, your tits are so..................long.
it depends on the position i would expect.[edit] also, did he have to use comic sans, that's just plain wrong.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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it says a lotthat i find the reference to bum sex less offensive than the use of comic sans
( Victor Meldrew,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:59,
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Quicky arty in Paint :)
Source
'ning all
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:11,
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Nicely :)Horizontal rocket man is horizontal.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:13,
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Why? I find it fairly relaxing...
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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He's just a local farmer so can be shot as an insurgent sympathiser.
(,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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I heard an early release, it's quite captivating HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:55,
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You can warder it off Amazon Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:55,
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It's a good driving album...People in-cars-erate it quite highly.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:06,
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Some of these puns are a stretch.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:08,
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that was quickIran there and back in no time
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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hahahathat's one horrible jam!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:04,
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this is really fucking nicei can actually picture this on the shelves
(,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:43,
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MmmSmells of... swamp. With just a hint of tridactyl feet. That have been wading in swamp.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:45,
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Fantastic. This however is quick and cheap
now this one does smell like 'venir à moi'
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:53,
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this can't be trueas mrs thor loves the smell of freshly cut grass yet can't stand the smell of freshly milked jizz.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:16,
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ornimental pear treessuch as the Bradford Pear tree.
there was one near my halls of residence at uni and it stank when in bloom.
(there was one near my halls of residence at uni and it stank when in bloom.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:14,
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I wouldn't like to guess what this one smells of
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:59,
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Haha'ammonia high hotes, ending with a persistent old biscuit and shit low note - truly unforgettable'
(
4Q just lurking,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:39,
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F**king Hell!no no no no no
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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Haha!Is he French?
Pololotics lol
(Pololotics lol
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:24,
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Ooo!la la
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:36,
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There are no partisans in this village!Woo!
*reminisces about The Keep*
(*reminisces about The Keep*
Captain Howdy,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:27,
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Herr comes Bod*whistles theme tune*
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:34,
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Farmer Barleymow was caught hiding a downed Britisher airman in his barnSilly Farmer Barleymow!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:47,
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tee heeeeeeeeeeeeeschtomp schtomp schtomp:D:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:16,
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Fecking lovelyDas uber clicken baby
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:26,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Re-marketing Classic Albums"){kind=small}
Bindun?
Thought it might be funny, it's not. But I've done it now so fuck it.
daveyclayton Gosh, is it really,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:14,
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nah. Looks like the picture was taken at the right time.Photoshop help-
Does anyone know how to make these type of 3D sinewave in photoshop faster than doing it all my hand? I've got a deadline that's getting closer.
If there is a plug-in or a website with a widget that can help me I'd appreciate it.
This is the sort of thing I want to make.
Thanks and sorry to thread jack.
I'd usually do that sorta thingin CAD or Illustrator, then export if needed into PS. Prob not want you wanted to hear though.
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:48,
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Illustrator would take me even longer; but would be the tool for the job to scale to print size...Hmmm.
(,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:52,
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well...basic version - robcubbon.com/how-to-design-sound-waves-in-illustrator
or just buy the stock graphic version of it if time is tight.
(or just buy the stock graphic version of it if time is tight.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:22,
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here's a link for a PS tutorial(
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:07,
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nicebut can't you hold Ctrl+Alt+Shift+T to do that? Just hammer the T button and it keeps duplicating and translating the previous layer. Very useful for that sort of thing.
Was going to suggest doing something like that earlier but didn't have time, looks like it works. :D
(Was going to suggest doing something like that earlier but didn't have time, looks like it works. :D
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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The first messages posted on b3ta were on september 12 2001coincidence?
yes.
(yes.
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:21,
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it was a good day to bury bad news Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:22,
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they were only teststhe messageboard was rolled out properly a few days later
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:26,
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Al Qaeida in 2001 apparentlybut I don't buy it!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:22,
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Save from the likes of these, no doubt!It's about time you posted :)
(
LS18,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:54,
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It's the joke that just keeps giving! unfortunately.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:59,
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it's funny cos they rape kidsI will never do this kind of thing again after watching this yesterday
tinyurl.com/39pkmp6
(tinyurl.com/39pkmp6
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:11,
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I told Jeremy Hardy off for posting this yesterday without a WARNING - THIS RECOUNTS INDIVIDUAL EXPERIENCE OF SEXUAL ABUSEIt's liable to retraumatise some people.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:18,
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It's telling how all the panel can do is sit there silently nodding
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:21,
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I don't think it needs a warning.A lot of people make paedo jokes here without warnings (which they are entitled to do).
If someone watches this without knowing the content in advance, what is the harm. The more people who watch this, the better imho.
(If someone watches this without knowing the content in advance, what is the harm. The more people who watch this, the better imho.
4Q just lurking,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:29,
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fairly traumatic stuffwhy anyone thinks it's necessary to suddenly interrupt the flow of humour with it though is beyond me.....
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:27,
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apologiesshould have said something
truly heartbreaking
(truly heartbreaking
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:44,
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you'll never rape kids? again? yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:22,
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at this hour? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:31,
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poor guy..bastards had the cheek to call him a liar :(
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:27,
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thanks for the link Joe, hadn't seen thattruly saddening :(
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:33,
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Powerful stuff.Not sure whether to thank you or cry.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:39,
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please don't thank methank him for having the courage of, I don't know what, to stand up to those cunts
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:45,
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No idea, I hear he likes shitting in the woods though MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:08,
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I heard he wears a hat.And fixes wrestling matches.
/Carter-USM-blog
(/Carter-USM-blog
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:35,
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