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[challenge entry] Where's everybody gone?
(MHz, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Where did all the bad people go?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Hull via Oofsville.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:52, archived)
# needs more Hulk Hogan
9/10 pretty good nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Arf!
It's like 28 Days Later...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# :D Welcome to
(herman:D, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Next we'll have Glenn Campbell screaming “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?”
Where indeed? No flowers in this town.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Glenn's obsession with travelling flowers is a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Hello, MHz.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
# :)
Thanks for the warm welcome, I made it when I saw the challenge pop up but have had to wait a few days to make my first post.
(MHz, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Well, it's an excellent opening gambit, dude/ma'am.
Hope you enjoy your time here..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Welcome Newbee

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Nice Sicki image
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] And while i'm here...
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# barry manilow?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:35, archived)
# haha!
girl you know it's woo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# DAVID AND ED MILIBOOB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# This is not safe for wank
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:45, archived)
# one of them seems to be moving further to the left
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Is that Gary Linekar on the left?
(Poison-System-X, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:25, archived)
# fire piss cat will piss on you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# nasty prostate trouble there
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# It burns when he pees.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# FIREPISS CAT, FIREPISS CAT
CAREFUL WHEN YOU URINATE
FIREPISS CAT, FIREPISS CAT
FIRE IS WHAT YOU MICTURATE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Cool song.
Can you work in the line," Fire piss cat will piss on you!"?! It's his catch phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Let's take it to the bridge...
FIREPISS CAT MAKES PISS NOT POO
FIREPISS CAT WILL PISS ON YOUUUUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
# FIREPISSCAT IS FUCKING WOO!
(well he's o.k., I got kind of carried away there. He could be in Cat Wars! Just a bit part though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:48, archived)
# ha ha :D
Damn those Nazi kitty volcanos
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# ..................................................top cats..............................................................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:35, archived)
# If ever a pic needed a ROCK/METAL soundtrack....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMROCKGUITARSOLO
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# 'love is more that a feline!'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:01, archived)
# DOUBLE KNOCKOUT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# "FIGHT FELINE WITH FELINE! ENDING IS NEAR!"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:54, archived)
# "Hello meow! Meet the real meow ..."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:04, archived)
# The bird was secretly delighted at the coconut-like sound of their heads colliding..
(c) Garry Larson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:13, archived)
# FUCKINGFIREFIREFIRE:D
(herman:D, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I froze him...heh heh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# atomic uses iceblast
it's super-effective!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I'm bipolar.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Word, honky!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Not that it's a big plus or anything
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:12, archived)
# That's Downtown, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# The smelly side of town.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Yer but
London's fluffier.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# ah, but what about fuzzier?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I prefer
Manhattan Transfurrier
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# ah yes
Grandson D'AMOUR
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Wakkaaaaarrrr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# hahahaha
*inserts b3ta pass into hand*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# I no krung foo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Your fight with your brother was..
.. magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
# David Milli-Cab (My 1st Post!)
(boredoflife, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Haha
That's uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# haha!
and it's a good 'un
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Arnie's got a MASSIVE stiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# His cabbie looks like David Miliband
Who wouldn't get aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# hahahahah
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Haha. Nice.
Welcome to B3ta. Shop, chair, kitten, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Yes
:D
(Dillbox2010 Like a small town near you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Brilliant
Welcome welcome hello, hello welcome hello
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Haha:D
Welcome toB3TA
(herman:D, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I LOVE YOU BOXGMOSCAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Very good!
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Excellent!
And welcome 'n' all that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Ha ha, perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Good first post!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Perfect
love it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:52, archived)
# brill!
(arsechives, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, parkin76.
A glittering start, by the way.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Best newbie award 2010.

Velcom.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)
# haha top shop!
welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# tip top shopping
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Awesome first post dude
wanna hold hands?
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)
# First post
First front page - woo hooo
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# hah hah hah
you've scored a blinder on your debut

can you keep up the form for the rest of the season?
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Perfect.
Welcome Bienvenido Velkommen Aloha Benvenuto ようこそ Dobrodoลกli Salaam

Pull up a comfy chair.... because you're never leaving.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:15, archived)
#
well done!!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)
# No unshopped pictures, please.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
#
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha well observed
1:1 post/FP ratio - not many people can boast that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)
# He wont want to spoil it
by replying to all these then. Is a first post front page rare?
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *cough*
3 of my first 4 posts went FP*



*Sound of trumpet qualifying as my personal property being orally activated
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# I'm sorry I missed them
But you can only have one first post, surely.

Still, jolly good show old bean!
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
# that is fucking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# top work
congratulations on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:05, archived)
# I thought He was Johnnycab
well done
(eyes, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:21, archived)
# I thought he looked familiar
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Oh...
Try: http://imgur.com/xbPcj
(Click for bigger)

I would also have accepted the last frame to be of a party with the caption: Go-Ed' Miliband!
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# WOW!
Thank you so much to everyone - I'm thrilled and humbled by your comments! Hope I can continue to keep up postings!
(boredoflife, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah God's Bollocks!
That is stunning work.
(Carlosfandango, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# I would like you to know that
I think that is very good
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Glarb


Click for bigger (39 kb)
(Dillbox2010 Like a small town near you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Really ... WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# He can't get enough...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# "if you want the exchequer David, you know what you have to do"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Made me do a silly laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# crazy baby...whuuuh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Wrong side!
wrong side.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Superherb!
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# har har
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Nice use of hand signals!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# a low-hummus result here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# JUNE 10 LOL
IT'S SEPTEMBER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# june 10 next year, dolt
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:14, archived)
# it's SEPTEMBER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:16, archived)
# sure, but what month is it?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# ALASKA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# yu'll ask who?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Michael Caine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)
# passes the SFW threshold
by a nipple
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Unless you zoom in?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# wooops :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
subsequently...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# bwahaha
that spiffed rather a lot
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
# haha
he doesn't seem to be taking it very seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# He's still smiling, the bastard
Has he no remorse?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# The judge at the trial said
"you don't appear to understand the seriousness of the offences you have committed". He sent him for psychological testing before sentencing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Before being tickled
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Oh what a great T-shirt that would make!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Roger Hargreaves would come at me
like Mr Strong on angel dust
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# probably bin done but meh
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Well I've not seen it so...
*click* :D

Fab FP by the way! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:47, archived)
# You've given it a virus
or something similar

thechive.com/2010/09/28/awesome-will-put-a-smile-on-your-face-30-photos/funny-pics-9-5/
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# There's a few from b3ta on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
# thechive are a thieving bunch of cunts
or so I heard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I left a comment on that one of benitos.
I think I'll email that bob cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# grrrr
People tagging my images makes me angry
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)
# AWESOME RANDOM POSTS
Fuck I hate sites like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
# cheers ninj!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
you're on The Firm now boy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:49, archived)
# That song they did was great
STARR TREKKIN, ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Yes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# The best part is that this link was already purple
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
# WE'RE GONNA STAR THIS TREKKIN CONVOY
ACROSS THE U.S.AAAAAAAA.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I'd like to retract the following
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# i'm sure there was once an FP along these lines
buggered if i can find it, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:47, archived)
# it wouldn't surprise me, though I cant recall
if not, it was something that needed doing
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# tesco value
it saves you a lot of money

(click for original) another pic from this month
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:47, archived)
# arf! ...or
repackaged for sale in the garage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:48, archived)
# make you own value
(resistanceisfutile, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:26, archived)
# best. one. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ooof.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# meh

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Brutal lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:11, archived)
# *Bastards*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Iraq?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Rubber dinghy rapids bro!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
oh so you want paki steptoe now?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# :D:D
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# no, it's just the way I walk
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# This is a terrible way to dry your clothes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Yes, far too dear.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:45, archived)
# No hats?... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
# So i heard its newbie tuesday


(click for bigger)
i'll put on a L plate and crash into B3ta
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# nice picard action.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Woo!
Bienvenue.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha
ahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# MY LIFE, MY DREAMS, NOTHIN'S GONNA STOP ME NOOOWW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Nice entrance.
Welcome to B3ta, you'll never leave.

unless you turn into a cunt and get hounded out or find a worthwhile job that means you can't get on b3ta during the day shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Excellent
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# They changed parallel parking since I was a learner driver.
and welcome to b3ta may the memes be with you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I think they have.
coincidentally i took a pic of this earlier this month
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# That Astra is illegally parked.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# well technically it's only the wheels that need to be within the bounds.
I think
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Then how come it gets a tick?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ahh yes, but it's a red tick.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Damning with faint praise
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# That *is* smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# That's rather clever the only problem I can see with this kind of parking
is that the car outside Coral won't be able to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# You pays your money you takes your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Just pick the little one up and move it.
I once saw three guys do that with a Mini.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# we did that with one of the teacher's cars on the last day of highschool
we left it on a picnic table.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# haha I bet you were all little bastards! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# all kids are bastards
what of it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# haha!
and no I'm not going to buy you some cigarettes from the newsagents!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Nothing mate
I don't want any trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# mini's are easy to move
well the old ones are... our uni rugby ream once moved one between two bollards
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# ram the smart car?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ram in both directions
then sue the council
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Strangely
I was going to take exactly the same photo from the cafe just down the road. but my phones battery was flat
(ceebs, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# the smart car was designed for city parking exactly like this
however, british law forbids it
so this un is technically parked illegally
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Excellent - and welcome!
I quite liked those little Fiats before BSM gave them the kiss of death.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# shit
it is tuesday...

where are all the spammers? COME ON! I wanna buy some cheap pills for my horny horny Russian bride that's off pleasuring herself with a JML Iron Gym...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hello :)
I like your pic.
A suggestion: most static pics on /board are optimized to 100kb or under. If you're not sure how to optimize just ask on here and someone will walk you through it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# if you save your file as "98kb.jpg" it works pretty well
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# MOVE THE SLIDER TO THE RIGHT
THEN THE LEFT
THEN SAY SOME MADE-UP WORDS AND PRETEND IT'S LATIN
NOT GETTING TOO TECHNICAL AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGGAAAAAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# aye,
i shall keep the pic size down in future and link with larger pic elsewhere.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I think if you use the b3ta hosting
it does the click-for-big thing automatically?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Fantastic!
I love the way the number plate changes when it turns upside down.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# James Bond had to retake his test maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Captain, again he is all the time touching my ass!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I scare nothing! Even you become napkins!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# All the cut will be absorded by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ^ Please tell me where this is from
It's fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I think it's from text accompanying a post on here waaaay back.
Can't remember who posted it. Probably someone new who didn't post very much, that's usually where they're from.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I think it was a regular who was a bit worse for the wear with drink
but the archives don't go back far enough to find the source.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Cheers for looking
I am a big fan of these
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# It was years ago but this post explains it quite well
www.b3ta.com/board/9147822

EDIT: and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Lovely. Many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one and welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I really don't like Gimp, back to the huge corporate machine that is Adobe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Never tried gimp but I hear nothing but bad stuff about the interface
even though it does try to be quite like Potatoshop apparently (from what I have read) it's nowhere near as intuitive.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# It is free however
That's a positive for people with morals
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# So is Photoshop!
Edit: tut you did an edit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# That's a positive, for people without morals.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# And what about Potatoshop? I think that's quite cheap about £1.50 for a kilo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# That's a positive, for people without starch allergies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I still getting to the grips with the Photo Mash Tool
and the Chip Filter. But at least you can now do 3D with it so I can Bake the renders.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I like mayo on my chips.
Real mayo, none of that man-made rubbish *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I went to Belgium once and ordered Mayo and Chips
very dubious about the concept but wow I loved it and yeah it has to be proper mayonaise.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# "I went to Belgium"
should always be followed by the word "once", and perhaps, "regrettably".
No offense intended to any child-murderers out there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# It was just the once as well.
and the sewers really did stink at nights. I hasten to add I was not in the sewers :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# I've been to Rock Werchter for two years in a row and have absolutely no regrets.
WORK THAT ONE OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:02, archived)
# :)


apologies that its poorly executed
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just comp this and piss off now!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:39, archived)
# haha
I avoid any URL that has the words "bull" & "penis" in it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Jiggle me Elmo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOvu4VARsao
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I swear on the original tape we used to play in dad's car
they just said "manamanah".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# It is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mah_N%C3%A0_Mah_N%C3%A0
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nwh53WS6KA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:45, archived)
# put this on mute and listen to that song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoA-dBREM5c&feature=channel
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Haha FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# THANK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# They went back and changed it.
Please re-align your memories accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] To evict Frogbeat just click ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:27, archived)
# for some reason my 1st thought was
'I bet David's taking a shit behind that chair'
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Well you were partially correct
he is a shit behind the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# looking at them makes me feel quite unwell :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Ok last time I use this

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# What is the name of this movie?
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Wanted
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# FUCK YOU PT 3 : FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS
FUCK YOU PT 3:FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS

FUCK YOU MAGNET PT 3: FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS MAGNET
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# The Magnets of Navarone
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:08, archived)
# MAGNET - THE REVENGE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# The Magnet, the Magnet and the Ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# It's a Mag Mag Mag Mag Mag net
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Magnet: The Rise to Magnetic Power of Genghis Khan
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# House of Flying Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# (500) Magnets of Summer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Fatal Attraction
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Fame
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Dammit I missed a Magnets thread
that'll teach me to try and be helpful
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I thought Archie had gone 'Off Topic' so carried on regardless
I now realise my error.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Dur, der...dur der dur der...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# nnng
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Quick, someone throw that poor girl
a life preserver
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# That's jelly chivalrous of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Well she looks like she's in a pickle
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# You need to be more conservative with your jokes.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# That's the preserve of the fool.
EDIT: Damn! Now I'm in a sticky situation!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# something something chutney
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Don't leave the door a-jar on your way out...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Time to put a lid on these puns :]
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, archived)
# That's what it boils down to.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# moRISson and swimming touRISt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Is that a Friends-era Jennifer Aniston?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ^ Woo
OK, I'm off for a nap... laters


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I think I'd often need naps if my cock was that big.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Arf!


/C-c-c-combo
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# "Deja Vu..."
"'Aven't we met before?"
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# arrrrg
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Mmmmm.
Conserves. And Strawberry, too!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha
Better 'un mine

(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# nice jam that
if a little over priced
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# jaws thread?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Thunderbirds are go!
They all had jaw threads.

And feets and hands threads too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ahahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hooked
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
#

{Ms Prolly Bindun}
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Damn that Rob and his windups

eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha! Blimey...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# hahah
and this:

www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/k-12/creepy-bieber-lookalike-busted-sexting-case
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# fucking hell
that guy looks really creepy, how did he manage to become a teacher?

"As cops were preparing to arrest Hurst, he contacted the Montgomery Township Police Department last Tuesday to claim that his cell phone โ€œhad a virus and that inappropriate text messages were sent to a former student."
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Finally my claims that anyone over the age of 25 with a hipsterfringe is a paedophile have been confirmed!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Either that
or they've got their wig on backwards
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jesus CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
oh ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# A stick figure payout in Rob's case ;)
else that or six figures ยฃ000,000
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha, flippin' 'eck!
/reminded me of a b3tan at first glance
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Bel lugosi's dad
i bet xD (sorry bld)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# A friend of mine once confessed to having a letter tattoed on his cock.
I asked him what he meant and he said, "S".
I said, "oh, I thought you meant, Dear Sharon, How are you? I'm fine thanks and looking forward to our next time together...Blah blah blah, love Stewart.".
(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# What did the 'S' stand for?
Sharon or Stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# small?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)

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