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# when I saw this, I nearly had an Art Attack
Buchanans cock
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# nice cdc
Wikilolz: Neil Buchanan was born in Aintree, Liverpool. He enrolled at Liverpool Art College but was turned down.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# he probably had problems fitting his work into his portfolio
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# either that or,
the heads of the college weren't impressed when he round up all the students and staff, stripped them bollock naked and made a giant image of a CDC complete with spluffage.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# he has to make his legwear out of Clown Trousers
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ahaha
you're funny :)
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# but he went on to be on telly...
unlike some art school rejects we could mention...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# actually, tell a lie
Hitler still managed to get on telly
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# wow, good Buchanan knowledge there!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# tisk tisk young person
reading things on the internet is not knowledge,no matter how often teachers and social networking consultants tell you otherwise
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# haha, it's knowledge of a sort
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# aintree is shit
the best thing about it was the tattoo artist there, but he moved.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Yey, He should see try doing this with it!

(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# do you think he watches his cholesterol intake?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# you know...
so he doesn't die in a pub trivia worthy way
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hairs per testicle exceeds specified number of 3
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# gumph!
still kinda new at these huge magenta cock business... I do apologise ;)
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Nothing
a bit of plucking won't cure.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ahahaha
"fly my pretties"
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# He needs to watch that one on the left,
he don't look very Aryan to me!

*edit* I've heard rumours about the purple one too!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# loves a laugh does our Neil
Hosted by imgur.com
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:43, archived)
# those handprints are round the wrong way for a frontal attack
he'd have had to have come at her from behind.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# edited the spazz logo, it was even doing my head in :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:54, archived)
# thanks for that
my head is pounding as it is
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Looks very Vic Reeves there
Hahahaha :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Oh Vic
what are you up to now?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I keep seeing him as David Mitchell for some reason
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:58, archived)
# The Ronnie Corbett of a new generation.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Unless you mean the author of course.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# i was thinking more richard e. grant myself
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# i'm seeing ray romano in him
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I like it.
It looks like a fucked up Spectrum game loading screen.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I got a printout alert from that mac lc my parents threw out a decade ago
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Still waiting on the print queue to execute?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I dunno
the printer broke
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Best Midge Ure video I've ever seen.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# YAY! Kuato!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# fuckin' ace dude
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Even though I don't really get who miliband is
this is a great animation. I would like to choose option a: start the reactor.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# thank you
i was going to go the low optimized root because the flaws looked shit in higher colours and diffusion, then i started dicking around and realized fucking about with black and white is pretty cool.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# well scary
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# what have we here.......................................HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
# David Milibrand
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:44, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# BOKES!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# now there's a look that just screams "lesbian"
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Oh fuck
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# could there be a more hateable face?
:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:55, archived)
# michael gove?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Michael Winner
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
yeah, fair enough.

(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:58, archived)
# The fat bloke from that Jakomo advert
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# haha
yes, both of these actually. oh, and russel howard.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *glares*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:09, archived)
# uh oh
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# russel howard is cute
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# it's amusingly changable
in a couple of papers he has the confident look of a statesman... in the Scotsman they have a picture of him looking like a dribbling retard
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# haha! top 'shop
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Thanks Maiden
:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# nice one ninj
masterful as ever
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Cheers Prof!
:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
#
HOw you ever saw tHe simiLarity i will NevEr know. Nice
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Phwoooar!
and 6!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:36, archived)
# five stars here
& five clicks
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:)
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Servalan
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# My brain has melted doing work
So I thought maybe reading the b3ta bored would give it a rest, but it made it worse, so I took a break to shop Cowell's face.

(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hello Newbee
* Shopped only please
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# welcome new person
pull up an aged stuffed kitten and vomit into its distended anus...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Spent w-a-y too much time making this.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Quality outfit!
Girl who has no love for that costume has no taste in roleplay fetish gear... and shall receive no Falcon punch from my groin!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed
By it been a dog.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Captain, again he is all time touching my ass.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# how is babby formed?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# wipe clean?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:43, archived)
# mostly it happens to the sound of latex ripping
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# pfff
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
# awwww
I miss Wow :(
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, archived)
# me too
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# i blame everyone but myself for her not being here
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
# i blame the pigeons
but it's probably not their fault
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# flappy cunts
they're just Cod with wings
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# disease-riddled cod at that
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I blame myself.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# we blame you, too
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I know.
I know.

I know you all talk about me behind my back.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# phagocytose this you twatting macrophage!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I loved the Carry On films.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# starring Sir John Betjamin as Cleopatra
ooh err
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Now my shirt
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
#
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Shhht! I know you like it my little Klingon bear!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# A groin is the fold or hollow to one side of your crotch.
You can't do any thrusting with it. People are always getting this wrong. I'm going to have to change my sig again.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# That was hours ago...
It could be comic book day though?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Yup, I'm fine with that WB.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# nice work on the "Nonce"
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# That was the toughest part prof...
Took at least an hour.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# i'm not saying it was worth it
but you've earned my admiration and an envelope full of my product
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# a long time ago in a screening room far, far awy
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:07, archived)
# goitre
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaha
:D
Edit: Oh my fucking god he IS making them in 3D! Bless him
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Fat George A Romero FTW
This is fabulous *Clcik*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, archived)
# It was five MONTHS ago, Tim ...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I bet Simon Pegg is still angry too :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, archived)
# He's far too rich to be annoyed by anything now.
Besides, I thought the whole point was to take the piss out of such saddos.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, archived)
# I think he put that in because he's genuinely that upset
he's banged on about it often enough in interviews
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# The Pegg has already quoted on it...
"Watching TPM (The Phantom Menace) in 3D would be like the car actually crashing into your face as opposed to just unfolding before your eyes,"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11434545
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# yep, he still hasn't got over it being a kids film :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, archived)
# And that's an excuse for being shit, is it?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Jesus.
He does actually need to get out the door - maybe spend some of his money on coke and hookers.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Hawk the Slayer is rubbish!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Babylon 5 is a steaming pile of shi
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Babylon 5 is a steaming pile of shit!
Actually, I love B5 I just couldn't resist the quote...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# You've goitre laugh
Look I just woke up, if you can't take a joke, fuck you all.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
# He sang a song about something on a tv show
this appeals to me, I will buy his products
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06, archived)
# he's jerking his lower horn
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:11, archived)
# eh -- maybe some are just frozen
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably still wouldn't work...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# they'll rule the world one day, just you wait and see
*dons tinfoil hat*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# They are not me.
Therefore they will not rule the world one day.

Your logic

Is FAIL.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# the closest you'll get to world domination
will be as my unwilling consort
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# that will take one huge accordion
wunnit?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
# possibly
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ahhhh, but
That's what I WANT you to think!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
# it must be nice to be so deluded, vag
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# "So deuced amazing" what?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# oh dear
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I must say
having EVERY SINGLE PERSON who claps eyes on your phone asking you, "LOLZ, how is the signal?! pmsl lolz" neevr gets old
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Yeah, but
How IS the signal?

Lolz
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ^ Thus
Quoth Simon Pegg: "Love something you do use rather than piss and moan about something you don't"
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:58, archived)
# too long!


Click for bigger (141 kb)

having massive problems uploading images.. I get stuck on the processing part for ever.. i retry a few times then find that if i'm lucky it's there in my "my images"... sometimes 3 or 4 copies of the bugger, any suggestions?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Violence and swearing tends to help
With most things, I find.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Violence may be the next step
as for swearing, My cat thinks my laptop's name is CNUT!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# You should call it cunt instead.
It will help.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# b3tards.com
I gave up trying to upload on here. It's been f**ked for ages. : (
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# ta..
think i'll stick with b3tards then.. glad tis not just me!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# bindun
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I'll get you for this, Butler!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:29, archived)
# mmm yummm! ;p
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# question to anyone
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10203293

Do threads ever just 'disappear' from the board? I started this one this morning and did not delete it.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Maybe Prodge is a mod now and deleted it because of the spakka image?
/tinhat blog
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# 90% of images on here are spakka
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I remember seeing that one.
Strange it should have been remove.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:48, archived)
# You think it was intentionally removed or
are there ever glitches of that sort? Just curious.

Edit: *not that my life depends on this* ;p
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Half fare?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# No hugging of faces while bus is in motion.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I hope he has a valid pass!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Kemp!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Kemp on hire vans!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# NCIS
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:14, archived)
# mu


edit: Now with less crop-fail
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Narf!
What's the symbol for pico?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Go for atto
actually no, one would need a CRT monitor where each pixel is created by just one electron from the electron gun.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# You saw this one didn't you :)
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# the name's band..... miliband
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# brilliant
and *snatch*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:06, archived)
# When do you expect to upload Boab?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:08, archived)
# probably Friday. Maybe Thursday if I'm quick.
I'll let you know.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Good collection for you Tommy I will look forward to the music
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha marvellous
His voice is grim.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Hehe!!
Who did the Miliband Borat pic from the other day?

edit - found it just down the page: www.b3ta.com/board/10203368
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# In Memory of the Recently Deceased Segway Owner

And the deer he fell on.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# "And the deer he fell on" ???


That's mad that is
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
#
yea you heard me right.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Oh Deer
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# One of my collegues summed this
up reather succinctly.

'what kind of fucking dick drives a Segway along the edge of a cliff?'.

Enough said really.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I just don't get that 'accident', weird shit,
it just doesn't feel right, if anyone understands what I mean.

*Would not be surprised it turns out the company was losing money hand over fist and he had damn good life insurance*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *Phones lawyers
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
i guess he'll being blamed as the "fall guy" if Segway goes under...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# 'No publicity is bad publicity'
Oh really!?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Well I wasn't wrong about that pink cat 'abuser'
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Did they find the owner, then?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Yeh, as suspected,
was just some daft lass dyed it with food colouring to match her hair.

Oh and I also notice a sneaky retraction from the BBC after getting caught up in the tabloid 'Miaow Miaow' hysteria: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-11437449 (see 'more on this story' link beneath), to date ALL well reported deaths from the drug have been quietly retracted since, yet the government is still aggressively pursuing ALL legal highs day by day and illegally closing down any sites selling them, cos obviously we're all MUCH better off going to dealers for overpriced impure illegal versions for when we want a fun weekend.

Tossers.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Ragh!
Seems all fun is wrong, and the RSPCA owns your cat. I resign.
I presume nobody's actually illegally closing down legal high websites? That would be, like, illegal, and we could do them for it.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# The goverment's cronies are putting pressure on all peeps involved in their continued existence,
hence the website providers keep randomly closing them down citing fear of legal action (not so paranoid as what is legal or not keeps getting arbitrarily changed by the authorities daily without any warning or testing so it's VERY hard to keep up) and Paypal won't allow transactions to occur using their service, and the Home Office is equally putting pressure on the UK's border agencies to stop any legal highs getting into the country, even tho all is legal and above board to do so, meaning said sites have nothing to sell, and it's slowly driving it all underground, as with the illegal stuff instead of it having been nice, pure, clean, tested and factory sealed chemical shopping, it's now becoming dodgy packets of homemade adulterated crap sold by dodgy dealers in the streets (or online in non-specific sites like Alibaba) to keep it under the radar and away from the tax man, which obviously is MUCH better.

Nobody will support the down trodden because then you would be supporting massive drugs and drugs are baaaaaaad mm-kay?

*sigh*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Pffft...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Eric Idle?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# No he's still employed doing various stuff.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# you're on fire sah
that's 5 of yours I've got so far
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Robert Mugabe on the left?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Bubbles WIlliams
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Spank it!
Spank it with hammers!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)
# i see him more as a lemur.
A talentless, fat, cocaine-addled lemur.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I like Robbie
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Best of all the Invertebrates

De-Ris: "An invertebrate is an animal without a backbone" or "Spineless bastard!"
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I think I'm now honour bound to post this one too


I should probably do an Edith Piaf one too
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# HONK!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# HONK!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I think he's alright.
He dances a fine line between cheeky and smug quite well, and some of his songs are cracking. Let Me Entertain You is an excellent pop song, and Angels, while massively overplayed, equally so.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I cannot recall which UK comedian said this now but it always stuck in my mind:
"Can someone please tell Robbie that this:" *mimes walking up and down stage holding mic to audience* "does not constitute entertainment!"

*impersonating Williams*:"C'mon, ya know tha wurds!!" - "Yes we know the words, but for 150 quid a fecking ticket, it might be nice if you could have a stab at them!"
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It was Lee Mack.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Cheers,
I'm not good with names but that made me properlol™...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)
# You are from Somerset
AOCMFP
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I am.
What do I win?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Sean Lock called him 'The World Wanker Champion' because he wore no top and a scarf.
Even if he hadn't have done that I reckon he'd have still been a shoe-in to win.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I've utilised the by-numbers audience wind-up on many occasions. Repeat everything 3 times.
I said I've utilised the by-numbers audience wind-up in many occasions.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I SAID I'VE UTILISED THE BY-NUMBERS AUDIENCE WIND-UP ON MANY OCCASIONS!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# He's keeping his eye on you!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Hee hee hee
Injokes are never frontpaged
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Ooh top fit there!!!
*Click* :D:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# huzzah!
*snatches*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
# lol 4chan
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Vimod is from 4chan?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# B&
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# oh...my....god....
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] cheer up, have a hat!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I was just about to do this ;)
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:03, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ha ha, ace
love it!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I was JUST getting there...


Well, least his bruv's joining in...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
# haha that is superb and very creepy!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
Milihand?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# oh WRONG
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# OM.... 'kin GAWD
:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
# fantasticals!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:20, archived)
# haha
Great work and an excellent political tongue-twister!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:21, archived)
# *buys eleventyseven*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha ace....
you could also have had it marching round and round his head too:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Naughty?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# 0_0
I see he's wearing his 'Lucky blue hat'
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# hehe, why are Big Ears, ears so Big?
I was going to do some careful reflection work on the bell (on the hat that is) But didn't want to waste any more time than I had done.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I wonder what would be reflecting in the bell?
The startled face of his next victim?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# It's probably Stinkly
Noddy likes a bit of rough
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)
# If you give him sixpence
Can you ring his Bell

End
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# (Q)....Why have all the elephants got big ears?
(A).... 'Cos Noddy won't pay the f*****g ransom!!

*Boom, tish*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# My Dad used to work at Chessington Zoo back in the days when it was a zoo
he was in the office and his secretary took a phone call from someone wanting to know why elephants had big ears. My dad told her to say "Cos Noddy wont pay the ransom." Took her a while to work it out, but when she did she told the person on the phone. Apparently it was a student doing some sort of ressearch and they were really pissed off at the staff being so childish and complained to head office.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# DICK!
DICK! CLICK!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# 'Q' for Quality!
*Click*

:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# o_O
Hard to see why I wouldn't like it! :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
Cocks on kids' characters, classic b3ta!

(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# The text at the bottom makes this

(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# thx
Prodge got all huffy last time I posted this - I don't think he realised it was not a real cock. It's just a drawing.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha, great work!
Naughty and Big Ears
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I was thinking yours could have been 'nudey'.
Except he isn't quite....
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Ha!

(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)
# snigger
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# *feigns ignorance*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Reminds me of that joke that ends "FUCK OFF, Noddy!"
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Well hello there....
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha
scary :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Good. The eyebrows.. nice
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] This took far to long...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# For that alone it deserves a *click*
And a massive WOO!! Top shop!

:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Thanks
It was not easy shopping the bars for the cage...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Best use of an iPad evah! Is there an app for that?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# That is a splendid piece of B3taart
Well done there *clcik*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Top shop Sir
kerlick
: D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Great Shoppage!
Time well spent wobbly one
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:31, archived)
# haha, marvellously done.

(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks everyone....
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Does it fold to reveal an hilarious satirical commentary on a topical issue?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I remember those....
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Hasn't this been fp'd yet?
It should.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# is it Quality wednesday:.. good
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# :D:D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)

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