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when I saw this, I nearly had an Art Attack
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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nice cdc
Wikilolz: Neil Buchanan was born in Aintree, Liverpool. He enrolled at Liverpool Art College but was turned down.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:12,
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he probably had problems fitting his work into his portfolio
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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either that or,
the heads of the college weren't impressed when he round up all the students and staff, stripped them bollock naked and made a giant image of a CDC complete with spluffage.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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he has to make his legwear out of Clown Trousers
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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ahaha
you're funny :)
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:21,
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but he went on to be on telly...
unlike some art school rejects we could mention...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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actually, tell a lie
Hitler still managed to get on telly
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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wow, good Buchanan knowledge there!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:17,
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tisk tisk young person
reading things on the internet is not knowledge,no matter how often teachers and social networking consultants tell you otherwise
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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haha, it's knowledge of a sort
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:22,
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aintree is shit
the best thing about it was the tattoo artist there, but he moved.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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Yey, He should see try doing this with it!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13,
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do you think he watches his cholesterol intake?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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you know...
so he doesn't die in a pub trivia worthy way
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:22,
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hairs per testicle exceeds specified number of 3
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LS18 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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gumph!
still kinda new at these huge magenta cock business... I do apologise ;)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:21,
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Nothing
a bit of plucking won't cure.
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Craffty ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:35,
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:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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ahahaha
"fly my pretties"
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:22,
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He needs to watch that one on the left,
he don't look very Aryan to me! *edit* I've heard rumours about the purple one too!
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:29,
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loves a laugh does our Neil
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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those handprints are round the wrong way for a frontal attack
he'd have had to have come at her from behind.
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:07,
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:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:55,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:52,
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edited the spazz logo, it was even doing my head in :D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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thanks for that
my head is pounding as it is
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56,
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Looks very Vic Reeves there
Hahahaha :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56,
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Oh Vic
what are you up to now?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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I keep seeing him as David Mitchell for some reason
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:58,
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The Ronnie Corbett of a new generation.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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Unless you mean the author of course.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:12,
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i was thinking more richard e. grant myself
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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i'm seeing ray romano in him
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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I like it.
It looks like a fucked up Spectrum game loading screen.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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I got a printout alert from that mac lc my parents threw out a decade ago
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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Still waiting on the print queue to execute?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:12,
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I dunno
the printer broke
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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Best Midge Ure video I've ever seen.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:52,
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YAY! Kuato!
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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fuckin' ace dude
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13,
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Even though I don't really get who miliband is
this is a great animation. I would like to choose option a: start the reactor.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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thank you
i was going to go the low optimized root because the flaws looked shit in higher colours and diffusion, then i started dicking around and realized fucking about with black and white is pretty cool.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:21,
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well scary
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:35,
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what have we here.......................................HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:56,
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David Milibrand
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46,
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BOKES!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46,
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now there's a look that just screams "lesbian"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48,
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Oh fuck
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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could there be a more hateable face?
:D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:55,
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michael gove?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56,
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Michael Winner
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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haha!
yeah, fair enough.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:58,
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The fat bloke from that Jakomo advert
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:59,
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haha
yes, both of these actually. oh, and russel howard.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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*glares*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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uh oh
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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russel howard is cute
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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it's amusingly changable
in a couple of papers he has the confident look of a statesman... in the Scotsman they have a picture of him looking like a dribbling retard
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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haha! top 'shop
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56,
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Thanks Maiden
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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nice one ninj
masterful as ever
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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Cheers Prof!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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HOw you ever saw tHe simiLarity i will NevEr know. Nice
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Traducer ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:34,
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Phwoooar!
and 6!
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:36,
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five stars here
& five clicks
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:57,
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Cheers Elvis!
:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:03,
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Servalan
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:04,
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My brain has melted doing work
So I thought maybe reading the b3ta bored would give it a rest, but it made it worse, so I took a break to shop Cowell's face.
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MHz ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:43,
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Hello Newbee
* Shopped only please
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46,
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welcome new person
pull up an aged stuffed kitten and vomit into its distended anus...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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Spent w-a-y too much time making this.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:07,
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Quality outfit!
Girl who has no love for that costume has no taste in roleplay fetish gear... and shall receive no Falcon punch from my groin!
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:17,
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All the cut will be absorbed
By it been a dog.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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maybe his leg had just grow
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20,
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Captain, again he is all time touching my ass.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22,
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how is babby formed?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23,
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wipe clean?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:43,
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mostly it happens to the sound of latex ripping
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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awwww
I miss Wow :(
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41,
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me too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46,
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i blame everyone but myself for her not being here
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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i blame the pigeons
but it's probably not their fault
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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flappy cunts
they're just Cod with wings
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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^ This
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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disease-riddled cod at that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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I blame myself.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:24,
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we blame you, too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:27,
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I know.
I know. I know you all talk about me behind my back.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:35,
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where dose one what this so hard?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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phagocytose this you twatting macrophage!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:36,
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I loved the Carry On films.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37,
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starring Sir John Betjamin as Cleopatra
ooh err
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40,
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Now my shirt
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42,
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Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm?
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22,
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Shhht! I know you like it my little Klingon bear!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32,
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A groin is the fold or hollow to one side of your crotch.
You can't do any thrusting with it. People are always getting this wrong. I'm going to have to change my sig again.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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That was hours ago...
It could be comic book day though?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30,
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Yup, I'm fine with that WB.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46,
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nice work on the "Nonce"
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34,
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That was the toughest part prof...
Took at least an hour.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48,
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i'm not saying it was worth it
but you've earned my admiration and an envelope full of my product
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56,
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a long time ago in a screening room far, far awy
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:07,
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goitre
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:09,
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Ahahahahahahahaha
:D Edit: Oh my fucking god he IS making them in 3D! Bless him
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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Fat George A Romero FTW
This is fabulous *Clcik*
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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It was five MONTHS ago, Tim ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16,
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I bet Simon Pegg is still angry too :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18,
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He's far too rich to be annoyed by anything now.
Besides, I thought the whole point was to take the piss out of such saddos.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20,
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I think he put that in because he's genuinely that upset
he's banged on about it often enough in interviews
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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The Pegg has already quoted on it...
"Watching TPM (The Phantom Menace) in 3D would be like the car actually crashing into your face as opposed to just unfolding before your eyes,"www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11434545
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32,
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yep, he still hasn't got over it being a kids film :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33,
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And that's an excuse for being shit, is it?
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:47,
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Jesus.
He does actually need to get out the door - maybe spend some of his money on coke and hookers.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34,
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Hawk the Slayer is rubbish!
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Rykan ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:53,
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Babylon 5 is a steaming pile of shi
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Booce ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:15,
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Babylon 5 is a steaming pile of shit!
Actually, I love B5 I just couldn't resist the quote...
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Booce ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:16,
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You've goitre laugh
Look I just woke up, if you can't take a joke, fuck you all.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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o_O
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:05,
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He sang a song about something on a tv show
this appeals to me, I will buy his products
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06,
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he's jerking his lower horn
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06,
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WOOOOOOOO
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:11,
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eh -- maybe some are just frozen
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LS18 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03,
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Probably still wouldn't work...
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Fortunate Fool ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:55,
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they'll rule the world one day, just you wait and see
*dons tinfoil hat*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57,
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They are not me.
Therefore they will not rule the world one day. Your logic Is FAIL.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:01,
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the closest you'll get to world domination
will be as my unwilling consort
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03,
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that will take one huge accordion
wunnit?
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LS18 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:14,
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possibly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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Ahhhh, but
That's what I WANT you to think!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16,
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it must be nice to be so deluded, vag
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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"So deuced amazing" what?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34,
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oh dear
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41,
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I must say
having EVERY SINGLE PERSON who claps eyes on your phone asking you, "LOLZ, how is the signal?! pmsl lolz" neevr gets old
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03,
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Yeah, but
How IS the signal? Lolz
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:17,
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^ Thus
Quoth Simon Pegg: "Love something you do use rather than piss and moan about something you don't"
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:58,
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too long!
Click for bigger (141 kb) having massive problems uploading images.. I get stuck on the processing part for ever.. i retry a few times then find that if i'm lucky it's there in my "my images"... sometimes 3 or 4 copies of the bugger, any suggestions?
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52,
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Violence and swearing tends to help
With most things, I find.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:54,
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Violence may be the next step
as for swearing, My cat thinks my laptop's name is CNUT!
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57,
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You should call it cunt instead.
It will help.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02,
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b3tards.com
I gave up trying to upload on here. It's been f**ked for ages. : (
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57,
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ta..
think i'll stick with b3tards then.. glad tis not just me!
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58,
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bindun
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03,
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I'll get you for this, Butler!
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:29,
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mmm yummm! ;p
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LS18 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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question to anyone
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10203293 Do threads ever just 'disappear' from the board? I started this one this morning and did not delete it.
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LS18 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:38,
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Maybe Prodge is a mod now and deleted it because of the spakka image?
/tinhat blog
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:42,
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90% of images on here are spakka
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LS18 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:45,
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I remember seeing that one.
Strange it should have been remove.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:48,
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You think it was intentionally removed or
are there ever glitches of that sort? Just curious. Edit: *not that my life depends on this* ;p
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LS18 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50,
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Half fare?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34,
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No hugging of faces while bus is in motion.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35,
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I hope he has a valid pass!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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Kemp!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:54,
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Kemp on hire vans!
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:56,
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NCIS
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Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:14,
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mu
edit: Now with less crop-fail
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:25,
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Narf!
What's the symbol for pico?
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:31,
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Go for atto
actually no, one would need a CRT monitor where each pixel is created by just one electron from the electron gun.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34,
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34,
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You saw this one didn't you :)
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:36,
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the name's band..... miliband
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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brilliant
and *snatch*
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:06,
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When do you expect to upload Boab?
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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probably Friday. Maybe Thursday if I'm quick.
I'll let you know.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52,
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Good collection for you Tommy I will look forward to the music
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:18,
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Hahahahaha marvellous
His voice is grim.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14,
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Brilliant!!!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14,
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Hehe!!
Who did the Miliband Borat pic from the other day? edit - found it just down the page: www.b3ta.com/board/10203368
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:19,
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In Memory of the Recently Deceased Segway Owner
And the deer he fell on.
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:57,
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"And the deer he fell on" ???
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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yea you heard me right.
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:02,
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Oh Deer
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03,
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Maybe his leg had just grow?
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03,
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One of my collegues summed this
up reather succinctly. 'what kind of fucking dick drives a Segway along the edge of a cliff?'. Enough said really.
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Not Pineapple anymore ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14,
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I just don't get that 'accident', weird shit,
it just doesn't feel right, if anyone understands what I mean. *Would not be surprised it turns out the company was losing money hand over fist and he had damn good life insurance*
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:09,
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*Phones lawyers
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:16,
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i guess he'll being blamed as the "fall guy" if Segway goes under...
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35,
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'No publicity is bad publicity'
Oh really!?
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39,
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Well I wasn't wrong about that pink cat 'abuser'
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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Did they find the owner, then?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49,
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Yeh, as suspected,
was just some daft lass dyed it with food colouring to match her hair. Oh and I also notice a sneaky retraction from the BBC after getting caught up in the tabloid 'Miaow Miaow' hysteria: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-11437449 (see 'more on this story' link beneath), to date ALL well reported deaths from the drug have been quietly retracted since, yet the government is still aggressively pursuing ALL legal highs day by day and illegally closing down any sites selling them, cos obviously we're all MUCH better off going to dealers for overpriced impure illegal versions for when we want a fun weekend. Tossers.
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:11,
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Ragh!
Seems all fun is wrong, and the RSPCA owns your cat. I resign. I presume nobody's actually illegally closing down legal high websites? That would be, like, illegal, and we could do them for it.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34,
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The goverment's cronies are putting pressure on all peeps involved in their continued existence,
hence the website providers keep randomly closing them down citing fear of legal action (not so paranoid as what is legal or not keeps getting arbitrarily changed by the authorities daily without any warning or testing so it's VERY hard to keep up) and Paypal won't allow transactions to occur using their service, and the Home Office is equally putting pressure on the UK's border agencies to stop any legal highs getting into the country, even tho all is legal and above board to do so, meaning said sites have nothing to sell, and it's slowly driving it all underground, as with the illegal stuff instead of it having been nice, pure, clean, tested and factory sealed chemical shopping, it's now becoming dodgy packets of homemade adulterated crap sold by dodgy dealers in the streets (or online in non-specific sites like Alibaba) to keep it under the radar and away from the tax man, which obviously is MUCH better. Nobody will support the down trodden because then you would be supporting massive drugs and drugs are baaaaaaad mm-kay? *sigh*
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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Pffft...
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:47,
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Eric Idle?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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No he's still employed doing various stuff.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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you're on fire sah
that's 5 of yours I've got so far
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:07,
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Hahahahahahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14,
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Robert Mugabe on the left?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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Bubbles WIlliams
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cursor2000 No human would stack books like this ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:12,
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Spank it!
Spank it with hammers!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:13,
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i see him more as a lemur.
A talentless, fat, cocaine-addled lemur.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:15,
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I like Robbie
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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Best of all the Invertebrates
De-Ris: "An invertebrate is an animal without a backbone" or "Spineless bastard!"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:22,
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I think I'm now honour bound to post this one too
I should probably do an Edith Piaf one too
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:24,
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HONK!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:28,
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HONK!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:35,
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I think he's alright.
He dances a fine line between cheeky and smug quite well, and some of his songs are cracking. Let Me Entertain You is an excellent pop song, and Angels , while massively overplayed, equally so.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:46,
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I cannot recall which UK comedian said this now but it always stuck in my mind:
"Can someone please tell Robbie that this:" *mimes walking up and down stage holding mic to audience* "does not constitute entertainment!" *impersonating Williams*:"C'mon, ya know tha wurds!!" - "Yes we know the words, but for 150 quid a fecking ticket, it might be nice if you could have a stab at them!"
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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It was Lee Mack.
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cursor2000 No human would stack books like this ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:31,
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Cheers,
I'm not good with names but that made me properlol™...
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:38,
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^ What she said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:42,
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You are from Somerset
AOCMFP
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:43,
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I am.
What do I win?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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Sean Lock called him 'The World Wanker Champion' because he wore no top and a scarf.
Even if he hadn't have done that I reckon he'd have still been a shoe-in to win.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:47,
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I've utilised the by-numbers audience wind-up on many occasions. Repeat everything 3 times.
I said I've utilised the by-numbers audience wind-up in many occasions. I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I SAID I'VE UTILISED THE BY-NUMBERS AUDIENCE WIND-UP ON MANY OCCASIONS!
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:23,
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He's keeping his eye on you!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:04,
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Hee hee hee
Injokes are never frontpaged
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:04,
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:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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Ooh top fit there!!!
*Click* :D:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:08,
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huzzah!
*snatches*
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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lol 4chan
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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Vimod is from 4chan?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:32,
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B&
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:19,
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oh...my....god....
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03,
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cheer up, have a hat!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:02,
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I was just about to do this ;)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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^
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:13,
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Hahahahahahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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hahaha
grand
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:15,
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ha ha, ace
love it!
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miamistu snagglery ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:16,
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I was JUST getting there...
Well, least his bruv's joining in...
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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haha that is superb and very creepy!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:42,
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hahaha
Milihand?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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oh WRONG
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:22,
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OM.... 'kin GAWD
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:04,
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fantasticals!
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:20,
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haha
Great work and an excellent political tongue-twister!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:21,
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*buys eleventyseven*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:30,
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hahaha ace....
you could also have had it marching round and round his head too:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:03,
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Hahaha
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herman:D ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:18,
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Naughty?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:22,
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0_0
I see he's wearing his 'Lucky blue hat'
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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hehe, why are Big Ears, ears so Big?
I was going to do some careful reflection work on the bell (on the hat that is) But didn't want to waste any more time than I had done.
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:30,
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I wonder what would be reflecting in the bell?
The startled face of his next victim?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:32,
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It's probably Stinkly
Noddy likes a bit of rough
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:35,
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If you give him sixpence
Can you ring his Bell End
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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(Q)....Why have all the elephants got big ears?
(A).... 'Cos Noddy won't pay the f*****g ransom!! *Boom, tish*
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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My Dad used to work at Chessington Zoo back in the days when it was a zoo
he was in the office and his secretary took a phone call from someone wanting to know why elephants had big ears. My dad told her to say "Cos Noddy wont pay the ransom." Took her a while to work it out, but when she did she told the person on the phone. Apparently it was a student doing some sort of ressearch and they were really pissed off at the staff being so childish and complained to head office.
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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DICK!
DICK! CLICK!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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'Q' for Quality!
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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o_O
Hard to see why I wouldn't like it! :D
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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hahaha
Cocks on kids' characters, classic b3ta!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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Yay!
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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The text at the bottom makes this
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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thx
Prodge got all huffy last time I posted this - I don't think he realised it was not a real cock. It's just a drawing.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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Hahahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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hahaha, great work!
Naughty and Big Ears
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:59,
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I was thinking yours could have been 'nudey'.
Except he isn't quite....
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:01,
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Ha!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:06,
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snigger
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:10,
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*feigns ignorance*
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:38,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:07,
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Hahahahaha
Reminds me of that joke that ends "FUCK OFF, Noddy!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:13,
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Well hello there....
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Ian Woosnam ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:43,
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hahahaha
scary :D
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:46,
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Good. The eyebrows.. nice
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Traducer ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:49,
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Hahahahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:41,
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This took far to long...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:13,
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For that alone it deserves a *click*
And a massive WOO!! Top shop! :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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Thanks
It was not easy shopping the bars for the cage...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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Best use of an iPad evah! Is there an app for that?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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That is a splendid piece of B3taart
Well done there *clcik*
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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Top shop Sir
kerlick : D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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Great Shoppage!
Time well spent wobbly one
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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haha, marvellously done.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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Thanks everyone....
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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Does it fold to reveal an hilarious satirical commentary on a topical issue?
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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Ha ha ha... I remember those....
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:40,
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Hasn't this been fp'd yet?
It should.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21,
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is it Quality wednesday:.. good
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Traducer ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:53,
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:D:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:00,
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Nice :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:11,
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