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[challenge entry] Rumpledforeskin..........
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# gary glitter
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# LOLOLOL
paedoLOLS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# B3ta's a funny old fish.
Rape - lol
Murder - lol
Imprisonment and incest - lol
Paedos - lol
Sexism - lol
your all ghey - lol
Maddy - semi-lol

Gary Glitter, racism, faggots - NO! HOW DARE YOU?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# maddy gives you a semi and a lol?
That's wrong, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# What?!
WHY?! THAT'S SO UNFAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# i think it's more:
funny stuff: lol
the umpteenth shop of gary glitter carrying a baby: zzzzzzz
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I bet there are more pictures of him on b3ta than any fan site
which is obviously nothing to be proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# He has fan sites?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I was listening to an old ep of Radio Active recently
in which a spoof of Mr. Glitter appeared. Ahh, if only they knew what his future held.
Deayton's too, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# What's Deayton done now?
Or is this old News?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Old News
His little incident involving sex and drugs, and subsequent fall from grace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# ooh, topical
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Glass of Chianti please...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Chile con carnage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Pffffttt .... hahahahahahahaha
I have clicked the I Like This button to that response.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Bindun?


Miners Stuck in Chilli?

Hurried and rubbish lunchtime shoop.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# shoop de doop!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It was done by Alas Smith and Jones in about 1981!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
We were just discussing this possibility in the office :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# And I was discussing it with myself
Like, 1 more or 1 less emerging...
Wooo, ghosties!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# :)
"29,30,31,32... Wait - where's Juan?"

"Who? I dunno. *shuffles feet* Didn't he go up already, like 5th or 6th? Maybe he was never here..."

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Juan died.... 20 years ago to the day
In this very mine... and with his dying breath he swore to save the lives of any miners trapped in this section.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha...perfect
where are the other guys?.....oh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# the miners adapted to life underground remarkably well
they now need to adapt to life overground again

Underground, overground, miners are free, the Wombles of Chilean mineshafts are we.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
That background is screaming out for teh quo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# ^ This WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
I hatched from a giant metal egg.


for Ideal fans
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# haha!
I wonder if news 24 is going to cover the WHOLE day-and-a-half live.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I think so
Hopefully with Matt Frei all the way, he was getting so pissed off last night
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# it's a strange event.
An hour and a half of complete tedium and then a utterly compelling and heart rending reunion. It's like Surprise, surprise.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I liked it when they couldn't get the cable through the top of the capsule
and Matt Frei said "Looks like they're having to make a few last minute adjustments..."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Scissors, pritt stick, newspaper...
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# CS5 budget edition.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# SEAMS!!!!!
bloody amateurs ;)

(click)
 
 
 
 
 
 
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# You won't like this either,
But the arm wobbles. I'm considering using a plastic coffee stirrer for stability.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I like the sound of a dictatorship underpinned by stirrers
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# All hail the Kitten Fuhrer!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# So many emotions, so many feelings...the joy of release.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Yay Freebase :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha look at his face.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
Also PC nursery rhyme compo suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Koit would love that compo
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# There were a number of others that don't spring to mind right now.
I found that alterations more offensive than the orginals.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# eh, it's a bit urban mythy
every so often there's a fuss about this and then people go back to singing Baa Baa Black Sheep
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# No it's not
She's deliberately teaching her the originals as she's being taugh the naff version.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Woo - I clicked that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# They bought Keith Richards out, about 40 minutes ago.
I didn't see Mick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I'm waiting for Lord Lucan to appear,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Maybe Maddie is down there?
/hull
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Mick has just arrived
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# A CHALLENGE IS DECLARED.
Anyone else want to see a smoke signal instant messenger?
(Captain Fisticuffs A metal Bing Crosby can't do everything., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# @
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# /
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Do you phalate your father with that mouth? :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
# No, but I fellate him with yours.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# thanks
you've now encouraged a swath of unnecessary animations suggesting you're an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I made that one extra small for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:01, archived)
# NO NO NO! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:01, archived)
# It always amuses me how a duff post gets more attention than most posts with images:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Well, I'm not going to respond.
*doesn't respond*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# because you'd have nothing to post 'fail' animations to otherwise?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# *waits for fail post compo*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# It's part of the great British tradition to kick someone when they are down
and makes everyone else feel a little superior.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I suspect this is exactly the case!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Your theory of a doughnut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# NO!
Now do fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Tell us more
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# YES
yes i do!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# If it makes people feel better
Here's a picture of the only woman I'll ever love.


Also, the fact that online smoke signals don't exist makes me a bit despondent.
(Captain Fisticuffs A metal Bing Crosby can't do everything., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# You are clearly having difficulty with the FAQ.
Now fuck off and read it and don't come back until you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# You're the gift that keeps on giving.
*makes mong face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# micto etc
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# tit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hey guys
I scrolled down and found this funny
www.b3ta.com/board/10218399
You should look at this instead.

And look, it's Henry!
www.b3ta.com/board/10218414
Everybody loves Henry.

And don't forget the Freebase at the top of the page!
www.b3ta.com/board/10218446
Gotta love a bit of Freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# See: list of other posts
Read: other threads
Ignore: the dick who posted this one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# * Obeys
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# surely you jest
no? ok then....
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# links -->
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Haha I get the impression that posting those on /links with get a lot of "<-- board" replies.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# What about mine you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Everyone look at Barbarossa's too
www.b3ta.com/board/10218343
It's got different light sources but he'll get it one day.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# HAHAHHHAHHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# from the Chris Moyles school of comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# It's night time
You're allowed to have opposing lightsources... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Only if you eat a bag of dicks first.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I want to see you bent over getting fucked by a rhino
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Latest pictures from Chile
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# On-Ree!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# and a sneaky quo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Holy shit, Batman!
Never even spotted 'em.
*self flagellates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Haha! Teh Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Really?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# :D
love the gap in the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# What's one of them then?
Lovely stuff as per :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(That took me far too long)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Spang-worthy and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Nice one, Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Ha ha, perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I could do with one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I could have had one of those this morning.
I went to an early lecture when I was scheduled for the later one :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# oof !
took me a couple of go's
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Bindun. Sorry.
www.b3ta.com/board/5109089
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Live from Chile...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
# *picks up*
*shakes*
Not heavy enough
*puts back in mine*
*picks a heavier one for a better prize*

woo.


EDIT: FFS. Ordered some clothes online 13 days ago and still haven't received it. The delivery window was 3-5 days.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Are you sure
it wasn't 35 days?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:19, archived)
# That'd be it.
Hmmm

OK download on router showing at 1.2mps traffic speed. WoW patch 5.3gig that would suggest 1.5 hours download time not the 10 hours the downloader is saying.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Sounds like microsoft minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Or London Underground train arrival boards.
Did anyone realise that there is a iPhone sickopedia app? It's probably common knowledge and I'm just being backward as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# there is also an android app
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# email time!
:)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Happy B3taday Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Happy b3taday, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# happy b3rthday bobs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# CANDLE!
*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# it's you!!!
*smoothes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)
# ^What she said^
But in a more raffish, but incredibly charming manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
# why are you lost, sir Vagabond?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Spooky Halloween names are all the rage, this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# And you know what a fashionista I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I wander the earth, eternally
... and on All Hallows Eve, make known my infinite sorrow, by snatching, killing and eating people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# It is!
I've actually been expressly forbidden from doing any more overtime, and the small is asleep \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Ooh look, everyone - it's Freeeeeeeebs!
Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Hippy Bathday BBBBBBBBBB
!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# happy candle day! have cake....
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# *opens toy*
Another dead miner.
Why do I never get cars or red indians?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Kinder use to be awesome, I swear in the early days they had internal combustion engines
and working robots of death

not the misshaped lump of plastic or fucking jugsaw you get now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# The last toy I had from a Kinder Egg required no assembly whatsoever.
Crushing disappointment..
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# They've even changed the prize shell
Best one I ever got was a penguin that you pushed along and it looked like he walked as he had a wheel of feet (obviously you could only see two feet at a time).
What made it truely fantastic was there was a little ink pad at the top of the wheel inside the body so when you pushed the lil fella along a piece of paper he left a trail of footprints:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Kinder was always a double win
a toy and a new stach case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Have they rescued that cat from the wheelie bin yet?
Can I stop my candle-light vigil?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I got bored of BBC News24 last night, so I switched over to E4...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I instinctively punched the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Please say that when they've got them all out they're going to put here in and seal the tunnel up?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Don't say FUCKO or BUGGERO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Fucko!
...what?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Fucko and Buggero
I think their the two new characters in Neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Shouty woman is silent, now.
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Davinia
First get all the miners out, then throw her in the hole, then concrete it over.
(Great minds Riverghost! )
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# After 2 months of boredom they decided to make the rescue a bit more exciting.

Miners reported it was like riding Oblivion at Alton Towers but in reverse.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:09, archived)
# must not laugh at work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:12, archived)
# hehe
it would certainly speed things up abit
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:13, archived)
# hahah
brilliant

It's my b3taday today *sneaks on board*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Happy b3taday, Forbes.
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Happy happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Happy candles Bilbo!!
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:22, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


Click for great big Wobbly version
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Canned dills!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Happy B3taDay!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:32, archived)
# WHOOSH!
Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Still waiting for Satan to leap out, declaring that he's finally free of the underworld..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] me grimlock


Click for bigger (54 kb)
(gustimus_prime, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:43, archived)
# you're not suppose to screenshot the film ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:48, archived)
# obligatory Transformers insta-click
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:25, archived)
# I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I'll get me coat...


Click for bigger (179 kb)
(Lord of Lard, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:40, archived)
# congratulations you managed to add text
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:41, archived)
# how very b3tan of you
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Saucer of milk to Paul P
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha Brilliant!
IS what I would be saying if it wasn't a half arsed toap.

In other news. Woop-ti-doo I've gotta download a 5 gig sodding patch for WoW today.

I hate pre-expansion patches.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:48, archived)
#
Apologies, work laptop prevents anything other than toap.
(Lord of Lard, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:51, archived)
# don't apologise
you made a gag, that's what counts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:53, archived)
# I think you may have midread the FAQ
It's not compulsory to post on the messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:55, archived)
# :O it's not
why the fuck have I be taking this abuse for years
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Coz the baby Jebus hates you and wants to devour your soul with cheesy nibbles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:58, archived)
# great even fictional characters hate me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:00, archived)
# It's not true!
cheesy nibbles exist!

On a TJy note, has anyone been watching Him and Her on BBC3?

Fantastic.

EDIT: Hahaha fantastic guest breakfast malfunction: Eating an Oatibix dry, like you would a choc ice. Much oat exploding hillarity ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Not seen it but those Oatibix
are so dry and crumbly you could use them to clear up flood disasters.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:13, archived)
# There was a suggestion of using dried out weetabix sludge as an ego cements
in this weeks Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Weetabix
That reminds me of a story a plumber told me. He went to a house where the hot water tank had been intelligently installed in the loft on top of a sheet of chipboard. The tank had sprung a leak and turned the aforementioned material into "Weetabix" ( His word not mine, but an apt description as it turned out )and the weight of the hot water tank had caused it to break through and it all and it ended up crashing through the guy's ceiling. :(
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I patched SC2 recently and after a 2 hour wait it rendered the game unplayable
Thanks blizzard you cunts, in other news claire rayner is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Yes. Yesterday.
Fortunately WoW servers are down for extended maintenance as everything is being set up for the Cataclysm expansion that comes out on 7th December so I'm not losing any game time.

EDIT: I always find it amusing that people class WoW players as nerds yet play computer games themselves. The only difference is it takes intelligence to play WoW properly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:57, archived)
# I played Guild wars
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:03, archived)
# It's Like an AA meeting in here today.
My name is riverghost and I play WoW. IT's been 5 years since I had a social life. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:05, archived)
# lmao sad but true
My names paul *HI PAUL* for several years I was gaming for up to 12 hours a day but I have cut down and I'm currently only playing for an couple of hours a night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:09, archived)
# I get to play WoW at work.
Although I do have to shut the office if I'm raiding:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# thank god it's not just me
I'm normally playing CIV at work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Also WoW if fantastic if you are a gadget freak like me. I have:
A game pad

A sidewinder x6 keyboard

WoW mouse

and worst of all

PTT pedal

All valid, needed, nongeeky purchases honest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:19, archived)
# wow that makes my Saitek keyboard, G9 mouse and enough lights that my pc can be seen on google earth look a little less geeky
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Hehehe
Scary thing is I use all the buttons and doodads.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:41, archived)
# WTS [Sword Of A Thousand Truths] pst with offer - no noobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:16, archived)
# You haz weird slang on your server
WTS [Sword Of A Thousand Truths] pm with offer - no nabs. :P

www.wowbash.com is worth looking at for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Doomhammer is full of Chuck Norris fans.
And this site is a real gem - cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Oh no not the chuck norris ones!
As bad as the anal [talent name] ones!


I'm a proud trade spammer on Lightbringer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I'm only ever in towns to visit the AH, these days.
Most of the trade spammers on Doomhammer are about 9 years old & seem universally obsessed with doing things to other people's mums.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah lots like that on lightbringer. I just have fun making them look stupid.
What pisses me off is there's lil brats' parents seem to think their little treasure is mature or special enough to play WoW even though they're under 12.
While that must be wonderful for them the age restriction isn't just there for their benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# ^
All of this, with bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# and the updater is slower than a snail swimming in treacle :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# What server you on?
From what I've heard it's downloading a lot faster if you're in the north of england.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# gary glitter
man, that's funny. you're a sick man.
(jasondeedemilo 44% mean, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# miners
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:22, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:12, archived)
# Every time I see him I want to listen to a midi version of moonlit sonata
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# That's just manic
I may be showing my age, but anyobne else think the rescue pod looks like the Six Million Dollar Man toy rocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:31, archived)
# no....it's definitely a Tampax
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:39, archived)
# We must perform a quirkafleeg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# men popping out of the ground in a giant Tampax - whatever next???

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:45, archived)
# *CLICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:02, archived)
# why thank you mr bloke
and a very good morning to you all on the surface :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:07, archived)
# Also, I robbed you animation to make this...
-- Why has the bloke in the middle only got on leg?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:06, archived)
# yes, that's what would happen all right
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:20, archived)
# Oh dear.
Looks like they were killed by a suicide belt.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:21, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Why has the bloke in the middle only got one leg?
mining accident no doubt :(

oh and LOL
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:18, archived)
# I'm sure he likes to eat Stork margarine
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:33, archived)
#
S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:10, archived)
# that horse should be wearing a hard hat
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:13, archived)
# Moley will be annoyed
I know he'd been planning to do a Jeremy one for quite some time now!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:43, archived)
# Hahaha tip top!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:18, archived)
# ^ Nice

How does the Castle stand up though? Is it like one of those Webble things?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:20, archived)
#
yeah that bottom is a little too curved isnt it

i mean yeah its like uh it stays upwards by inertia
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:21, archived)
# It's still woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:02, archived)
# *gleeexplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:50, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:11, archived)
# AHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHHHAHHHAHHHHHH*choke*AHHHHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHH
 
OH BABY, I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO IT LIKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:13, archived)
# YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, LUCIAN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:32, archived)
# Is that a, um, is that a gunt?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:58, archived)
# THAT'S A MAN GUNT, BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:02, archived)
# micto etc
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Breaking News: FIRST MINER WALKS FREE
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:59, archived)

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