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[challenge entry] Sadly missed...

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I heard he had a large cock, but on the other hand!
/obvious old joke is obvious

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Cruel but I did happy noise :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Censor this kind of thing.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# YOU'RE STILL ALIVE TO ME, DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# ARF
It's a proud moment here -- being American and getting the joke...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# *awards grenade medal*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# *pins it on*
*hugs*
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# i thought the only jokes americans liked were the ones they voted into office
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# That
and occasionally watching someone get kicked in the balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# that is funny, i'll admit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Measure twice, kill once, or twice, or...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Kids getting under your feet?
Call the west child minding services
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
#

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EDIT: Remiss of me, I forgot to point to SOURCE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 7:50, archived)
# It's raining cats and frogs

Good morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 7:58, archived)
# Hallo!
Evening here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:00, archived)
# How confusing
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Here too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:29, archived)
# And here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Angry cloud is angry.
Facing what is likely to be the toughest house inspection yet - I reckon they'll be itching for a chance to kick us out, which you can do for the slightest mark on the walls, in theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 7:59, archived)
# Distract them

By baking an apple pie. Or having eastern european models walk around the place in angel suits.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:07, archived)
# ^that^ (Well, the baking one)
The smell of baking bread triggers a comforting and 'cosy' response in most people, so crack out the yeast fella.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I know a woman
with a yeast infection, she could lend you some.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# o_0
ummm no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I would do, but they're out for blood.
They threatened to take us to tribunal if we don't don't do repairs for something that wasn't our fault. Turns out we'll most likely win at the tribunal and then they've got some problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# NO SAX IN COURT

Er, good luck, Colonel Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Cheers!
Luckily, it's one where you represent yourself and I've managed to get some help as well as some of my own digging into law...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# RAWR
Angry cloud is gonna fuck you up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:31, archived)
# gloomy cloud is gloomy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Stunning photography there. I wish I could take photos half as good as that lot.
Angry cloud looks like he's puking after a Friday Night pub session!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:33, archived)
# kinda reminds me of that video where the guy shoves a glass jar up his arse
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# One man, one cup?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# dunno, the jar breaks and he furously tries to remove the broken glass as he bleeds profusely.
bad shit man.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Should have used a Pyrex one
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# I have 2 questions
1, why did he shove a glass up his arse?
2, why did he film it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Science homework
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# You've obviously never been on the internet before.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I have seen things on the internet that should not ever be seen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# You cannot unsee whats been seen!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 cup, mankey rapes frog
a midget with his entire head inside a woman, the spankwire video and many more that I wish I hadn't watched
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Things involving car batteries!
Why Why Why Why would you do that!!!!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Haha, another man that didn't think things through in his sex craze.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# This is
not racist enough!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ffs
you and LS18 down there should form a club.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# not my views
personally I can't stand racism

but I do like the idea of being in a club/gang
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I love a good Bargain Bucket
Does that make me racist?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# it would seem that way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I don't like blacks
does that make me racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# RACIST !!!
www.last.fm/music/Morningstar++Tc/remixs/Snap+-+I+got+the+power+Nick+Griffin+remix

One of my better remixs that BNP members don't seem to like
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I'm just differently opinioned! Don't discriminate!
Your musical compatibility with Paul_Powers is Unknown (0%)

We're recharging the taste-o-meter's batteries. Check back soon for your compatibility score!

YOU BROKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# and at least your not black
it was already broken my link just exposed its brokenness
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# My not black? WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# what did who do?
if you mean Nick it's just always fun to poke an angry bear
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I blame the cleaners
One them must have pulled the plug out with hennry the hoover.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# That sounds like it was played at +4 on my old decks
Still a belter though, errrrh apart from the woggle eyed bits.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# as long as you ignore the beefed up bass, extended loops increased pitch, extra samples and the woggle eyed racist
then yeah it does :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Keep up the good work.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# 300+ people watched the video in 3 days
that's more people then bought the single from the irish girl out of girls aloud :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# She's a Racist too
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I didn't watch it
but I saw Nadine's video. Does that count?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Yes you are now tard with the same anti chocolate brush!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# no it doesn't dammit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLCkgHlv0s
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Equality has been restored.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I retract my statement....
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)
# pffff!
incidentally, i'm selling a few of my paintings on ebay today. anyone wanna see?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Is there any Jungle tits on show?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# post a link then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# POST IT ON LINKS YOU CUNT
just kidding, I like the dig for victory
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# GUINNESS!
They are all pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# my goodness.
cheers for the compliment.

what would make good commercial sense to paint this christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Sprouts.
Or Buzz Lightyear (eating sprouts)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# well, i have a cabbage...
thats like a megasprout.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Blasphemy!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Black Snowmen
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# with chicken
ok I have to know what's with the chicken thing, is it a joke I don't get because the only people I ever see in KFC are white and fat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha, fat white people dance funny
apparently.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Censor this kind of thing
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I'M A HAIL-PELTIN, LIGHTNING FIRING, TORNADO LAYING, SUPER CELL, MUTHA HUFFA!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I AIN'T RAININ ON NO PLAINS, FOO!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Needs more racism.
Ning

/hungover
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10258081#post10258119
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(ALBIONISM, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 7:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:06, archived)
# One of these

I made a bunch of these months ago but got bored with them before they got posted. I've just found them hidden away in a folder.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:31, archived)
# lovely :D
as per usual sire.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Mofa ha ha haaa haha haaa
I dearly hope that at some point in t'future I can say hello and shake you tenderly by the wrist. FIRMLY :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:35, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Eeee, time were 'ard down t'pit for us supermodels back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:36, archived)
# GJM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 5:38, archived)
# I like the smooth/jaggy ones you do..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Very nice
i love the mood to it..dark parts and highlights gives this heaps of depth
*clicker clickeroo*
(Sherbs, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:22, archived)
# never mind theories, get the menu board up
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Bloody vikings.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Albert's on fucking fire tonight!
I went to see Neil Innes last week. He did Brave Sir Robin and the Philosopher Song.
*EDIT* Brave Sir Robin: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:30, archived)
# once I get a meme in my head
repeat
repeat wih slight variation
variation again

sorry/
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:46, archived)
# E = spamC squared
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Don't apologise, it's a fruitful vein you've hit on here.
Mind you: I challenge you to produce a pictorial/photographic/video accompaniment to Rush's "2112", before 2012.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:53, archived)
# those tickets are my Christmas present
jokes can appear AFTER I have them in our mitts.

Before then, It's deadly serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:20, archived)
# rik rool?
eh what? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 6:42, archived)
# Any Rutles ?
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:53, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:40, archived)
# spam fritter ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I've gone into the ghetto vending business


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:47, archived)
# My word
a racism dispenser.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:50, archived)
# These are top sellers (except for my drug machines, which are through the roof)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:51, archived)
# No, what I'm saying is
don't be a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:30, archived)
# what I am saying is
shut th fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Someone called mofaha
posts occasionally on the Guardian website.
Is that you, or another mofaha?
(The SeaTramp that posts on there is me, but I don't do it very often)

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:55, archived)
# lah dee dah
"The Guaaaardian" eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Yeah,
they won't let me read the Lancet in here, in case it gives me ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Yes that's me.
They needed a little spice in with their fair-trade organic peasant porrige.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I was horrified at the suggestion of using 2tsp of Sarah Palin in a rice pudding.
It's just not sustainable!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:27, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# what?!?
why don't you have any updog in there?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Only so much room in the machine
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I have another machine with
live carp and possums
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:52, archived)
# don't play koi with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# lol niggas be allus eatin dare wattamelan and fry chicken and ting
pretty shit post
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:52, archived)
# aw--are we gettin all judgmental and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# haha how ironic
no just judging your post, which is shit. not you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:54, archived)
# my post is within the faq rules, therefore not shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:57, archived)
# your post is not funny and is in my opinion a bit 4channy, with the humourless racism
therefore, I have given my opinion that it is fucking shit. Your profile is so full of win. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:59, archived)
# I create for myself and post what I feel like. It doesn't always please everyone.
but I can live with that for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:03, archived)
# do one of someone getting their bike stolen by a black guy
that's always fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# maybe you missed it
I create for myself--not on demand
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# didnt miss it.
it wasnt a serious request, cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:09, archived)
# It's not Robbie Coltrane is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:23, archived)
# hahaha
no, it's Jacob
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Crap
/holds out for john
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Hang on.
If you only 'create for yourself', why are you publishing it for the whole world to see?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:10, archived)
# I create for myself AND THEN post what I feel like posting.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:20, archived)
# this
i feel bad for doing you a graffiti :( I hate racists.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# but you laugh your ass off about fag jokes, right?
hypocrite
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# when do I ?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:08, archived)
# That was a rhetorical statement
I don't pay attention to what you laugh at. I am no more a racist than anyone else--I can just make jokes as If I were. People who get upset about this are taking themselves too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:10, archived)
# I'm not upset at all.
I just said it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)
# i don't laugh at "fag" jokes
There are a lot of un PC things on b3ta, but racism isn't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Seconded
Lotsa' gay humour on b3ta, but it all seems to be nice and positive to me (bring on the rainbow dinosaurs).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:15, archived)
# that's not true.
there's plenty racism on /board. however a bit of racism can be funny if the joke is funny.

If it's unfunny, repetitive, general bullshit, then it tends to be unpopular...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:16, archived)
# If I squawked about everything I found
offensive or unfunny on here, that's all I would have time to do. But I don't. Get a grip and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:19, archived)
# not talking about your post anymore really.
but since you mentioned it, all I said was that your post was shit. You did the squawking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:20, archived)
# I don't see much squawking going on.
Just a veritable flood (considering the time of day) of utter rejection of this kind of nasty-minded non-joke.
A refusal to understand is a piss-weak stance to take. Take this shit elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:25, archived)
# seconded
and the fact you won't delete my graffiti drawing says it all.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:28, archived)
# THE FIEND SUPPORTS A RACIST THROUGH HIS GRAFFITI
THAT IS WHAT THE RUMOURS WILL SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Well maybe we shouldn't tease or feed the troll
But I like that everyone decided to speak up instead.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Well no, actually
You need to stop posting unfunny racist shit, or you'll face the inevitable consequences every single time, like you are right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:29, archived)
# like I really give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLVi4v7lSM
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Is that why you've walked away from this without responding?
You're a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:35, archived)
# hahah--the opinions of most b3tans matter little to me
but I guess if this is the only life you have, then your opinions take on some sort of distorted importance to yourselves
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:00, archived)
# fwiw
www.last.fm/music/Lenny+Bruce/_/Are+There+Any+Niggers+Here+Tonight%3F/+wiki?ver=2
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# You've never done me a graffiti
And I'm not nearly as racist. /sets up themed vending machine business.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# How about 'despicable'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# False dichotomy
It's both!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:57, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:58, archived)
# :C
lost a lot of internet respect for you ls ;( makes me sad that i did that picture for you.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# delete my graffiti i did for you
.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:07, archived)
# I can live without your respect
and I refuse to be bossed around. THEREFORE, the graffiti stays.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:28, archived)
# I wasn't "bossing" you around
I simply asked if you could remove it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:42, archived)
# You really don't have a clue how childish you are being over that dumb graffiti
You are whining like a baby because someone didn't live up to your behavioral expectations, and the only way you can "punish" is to tell me to remove that file. Well, I repeat, it stays.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:49, archived)
# oh just fuck off
cunt !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# ^
Pithy. And saves words.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:15, archived)
# you can fuck off as well
robert plant indeed, pah !
(only jokin)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:19, archived)
# There is a spot on my ass you can kiss anytime, cunt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:30, archived)
# fuck you
youve been on here long enough to know better.
twat !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Oh my--we know you've run out of steam when the best you have left is 'fuck you'
have some watermelon and chill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:41, archived)
# notice how its not just me who doesn't like it ??????

take a hint
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Fiend--people on here are like little piranhas
when one person starts chewing on another then others chime in, and it really doesn't matter the topic. Just give it up and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:53, archived)
# No.
People objected to your post because it unkindly showed a blatantly stereotypical generalisation of black people because they're black,
and practically all of us know from personal experience that that generalisation is false.
And it wasn't accompanied with a good joke.
Now have a bit of grace, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:21, archived)
# I know full well what the squawkers were squawking about
On the other hand, I'm up to here with "political correctness," and if it takes something like this to demonstrate that, then so be it. My bit of grace is "get a grip."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Well, "political correctness"
is the idea that it's wrong to be hurtful to people about things about themselves they can't help or change.
It's a good idea that helps us all get along.
Please refrain from posting similar things here any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 4:01, archived)
# I'll decide what to post and what not.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 4:43, archived)
# And I'm afraid we'll have to judge you by the standard of what you post - which is only fair.
In all fairness your image is just a collection of items in a vending machine and therefore any inference of racism is in the eyes of those viewing the image, however you do yourself no favours by pandering to such stereotypes or being trollish when people, quite rightly, complain about said stereotyping.

If it wasn't your intention - state so. If it was then you will be held up as a racist bigot which, sorry to say, you will have to live with here.

-becky
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# The the watermelon in the vending machine was put there because it
would be an item that would surely spoil--had no racial intent. Next I put live fish, rabbits and baked chicken--again, as items that would not survive the machine. It was only after using and discarding a variety of items that I decided on the 'gang theme' items.

All of your concerns of "racism" aside, these Items WOULD be hot sellers in, say, a ghetto convenience store, whether b3tans like the idea or not.

I don't BELIEVE racial stereotypes any more than I believe the Queen is a blow-up doll. But I see no reason to avoid depicting them JUST to avoid the wrath of people who have been programmed to scream "racism."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I have to say
I'm now looking forward to the day Kate and Gerry McCann join the board.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I assume you are pointing out the heartlessness in some of the posts
but because certain people can't hang a "racist" label on that, it is condoned here as humor. Hypocrites abound on this forum.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# in this situation a simple fuck you will suffice
i deal with much bigger cunts than you on a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:08, archived)
# starting in the mirror when you shave, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 4:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# this piece of shit machine ate my quarters and my tek-9 got stuck
I was really looking forward to blat blatting some bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:15, archived)
#
If you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, there's something wrong with you as a human.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:20, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I'm quite partial to balaclavas and submachineguns too
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:35, archived)
# i'll take the bottom two racks
BEING IRISH AND ALL EH LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:31, archived)
# All needed for a good night out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:02, archived)
# 90% of the comments made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:10, archived)
# See I find it funny
When gangster rappers (50pence and all those other who can't sing) use the word "Nigga" in their songs and everyday life, but when a "Honky" uses the word "Nigga" we're racist. Don't make sense to me!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I believe all of that stems from trying to claim back an offensive word and in doing so make it less offensive
this was the case with homosexuals claiming the word Queer. The words themselves are still intrinsically offensive but in attempting to claim the word it somehow disarms the bigots - in theory.

But in fact the "N"-word is still extremely offensive to Black people, even when said by other Black people.

Bigots are bigots and they come in all colours, shapes and sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Point taken
I just find it strange thats all. Like lesbians who hate men but dress up and try to look like one. Do you have an explanation for this?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I think people are people they have all kinds of hang ups
Not all lesbians dress like men, but I think it's more that they hate the attitudes of men rather than hating all men. Sexuality is sexuality I'm not going to judge others by their tastes unless it's something genuinely wrong. "Stop doing that Mediocre!" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I know they don't hate all men just the butch boy looking ones.
I'm only joking but I hope you know what I mean in a strange sort of way.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:50, archived)
# I know what you're getting at but it is a generalisation.
As a female busdriver I'm often accused of being a lesbian because it's such a male-dominated job. There are a few lesbian busdrivers and they are all lovely people and are not in anyway "Men Haters" or even that butch, they just happen to be attracted to other women.

As for the "Butch Boy" ones you mention have you ever thought they may be Gender Dsyphoric (transsexuals) rather than lesbians - there is a big difference between gender identity and sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I know a tranny when I see one.
big hands, adams apple, midnight shadow etc. I've got nothing against them after all they are no threat to me, unless they gang up and duff me up in a dark allyway in London.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# See this is exactly the kind of bigotry the world could do without - sorry but you obviously do have something against "them".
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I don't honestly
I just don't get it thats all.
No offense intended whatsoever.

I appologise to any who has taken offence.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I don't think it's for you to "get". Be happy to know people are different and have different goals in life
it would be a very dull world if we were all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Here Here..
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Where? Where? :D
That was a fun discussion I enjoy a good debate.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# You have expanded my mind
with your words of wisdom.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# i think that's a gender issue, rather than a sexuality issue
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# *stones* real
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Who did that? Come on, who did it?
was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# No it was her..ummm... him! him! that's right him!
*straightens false beard*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# i think the thing that most people hate about this post
is that it uses the 4chan meme of "lol niggers chickinz watermelon lulz".

and many of us hate 4chan. including myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I don't know much about 4chan but what I've heard has all been bad.
Apparently they have a troll board there - specifically for being as obnoxious as you can be.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# with added child porn and pictures of dead bodies all designed to shock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# there are certain dickheads who are slowly turning b3ta into it..I won't point fingers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I might have laughed
if it was labeled a /talk vending machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Badly made Cornish Pasty Trophy is always too soon! :D
excellent stuff Red Star have a clicky to express my liking this *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:39, archived)
# How did you know I was Cornish?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:43, archived)
# It looks like
Chewie has a tiny monkey hiding in his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Thats how they got the mask to move in the film see
pre-animatronics
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:56, archived)
#
Made me laugh out loud in these early hours. In a full flat. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 2:47, archived)
# SECRET LIVES, FORBIDDEN PASSIONS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Question.
I've just bought a screwdriver set, does that make me a lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Only if you use it left-handed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:39, archived)
# That's all right then.
Screwdriver in right hand, puppy in left. (They don't wriggle about as much that way.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:46, archived)
# If you need to ask, the answer is yes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:42, archived)
# hahaha
misty watercoloured memories, of the way we were.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:41, archived)
# what is a screwdriver
withough a selection of screws (120 pcs £2.50 from Screwfix)?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:43, archived)
# If all you've got is a hammer
everything looks like a nail.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:45, archived)
# some screws
are supposed to be hammered in a bit first.
so an old carpenter tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:50, archived)
# HAMMERSCREWS!
OH YEAH!

for the man whose only DIY tool is a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I like to hammer a small nail in a little first
like fingering a lady's damp lovecave to loosen her up. That's DIY the lezzers can understand.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I really like these.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Plenty of room on the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:22, archived)
# I would hate you, Butler
if I was upper class enough to have a butler
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Detention after school, Albert.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:06, archived)
# We've all got to start somewhere.
I particularly like the tension between the enigmatic smile and the question mark-shaped belly button.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:14, archived)
# :-)
it's a piercing

GODDAM IT NO ONE OTICES THE PIERCING
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:40, archived)
# soz, RWH.
*otices the piercing*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:52, archived)
# E=Tits²
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:15, archived)
# ツ
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Science in action!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:34, archived)
# :S
ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:35, archived)
# oof!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:41, archived)
# For Faceburger as


Click for bigger

i did another one because my first one was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:43, archived)
# "tits"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:44, archived)
# indeed
fwarrr
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:46, archived)
# yee-haa
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:48, archived)
#
the least underwhelming tits I've seen in about three years.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:26, archived)
# nice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)
# taa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)
# would make a wicked burner, you gonna spray it?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:48, archived)
# nope lol
as if i could. My handstyles are this good though (the tag bits) I don't do it in real life anymore. Hung out with the best crew in my city so can't have been that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:53, archived)
# nice work all the same,
I have the same trouble myself, being a bristol boy most of my mates are better than i am. it's harder than it looks! like your style though!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)
# why thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:01, archived)
# "Jafa"?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)
# "please"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I miss "tits o' clock"
was always a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:48, archived)
# you seen
his latest zombie 8bit thing? check links.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:49, archived)
# ooooh ta!
nearly missed it.....don't get over there much
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)
# eee that's nice and bright, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:02, archived)
# cheers
it wasn't as colourful before, but uv filter made it all pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Thats Barry Bad Ass
..Nice textures + colours..=]
(Sherbs, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:13, archived)
# :)
no textures. smoke wisp brush :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:25, archived)
# TITS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:26, archived)
# or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:26, archived)
# JADE?
+ burger
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:31, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:32, archived)
# i did a few graffiti type things
one of my first paid art jobs was painting a space 1999 mural on a kids bedroom wall. i used spray paint on that, it had a massive explosion in it.
it got painted over shortly after, the mum said it was freaking the kid out and giving him the fear.

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:40, archived)
# hahaha
good show :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Precious. More than anything. Like watching kings exchange baubles.
*stunned*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:26, archived)
# : D oh JOY!
wow! cheers dude, that is awesome, I will add to my page for defo : D

I'm honoured! :D
thanks, I mean it : )
click!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:11, archived)
# I done another T-shirt

available from here
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:38, archived)
# You should do 'em all.
Which sounds odd, but it could be a generation-spanning, money-spinner.

Clickage, also, because The Doc rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:41, archived)
# excellent work!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:42, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Is that Charlie Sheen? *squints*
I suppose not, since that's just 1½ men. :D
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:46, archived)
# go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:48, archived)
# But
I live in a round house...
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:52, archived)
# then sit on a chair
or a beanbag
or a sofa
or a stool
or a futon
or the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Think about it.
THINK.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:11, archived)
# i'm not a zombie named Bub
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:13, archived)
# and now i'm going to bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:34, archived)
# it's uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:50, archived)
# in men only sizes I presume.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:27, archived)
# well otherwise his hands would be all over their nipples
and then where would they be?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Indonesia
(dang65, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha
:D spang
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:40, archived)
# spang!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Spangdang!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:44, archived)
# My Mrs just left me to go to Indonesia
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:44, archived)
# transport lolz
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:47, archived)
# haha...am it carturday already?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:58, archived)
# am it???
i love carturday!! like i said, i haven't been here for agesisms!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# he was just dipping his headlights!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)
# oh dear lord
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:49, archived)
# beautiful!
that's why this is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:48, archived)
# I live there....
Or should it be here and I can assure you that it is exactly like this!

Jakarta
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 4:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Good in the wet
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:38, archived)
# is there a sting stingbrella?
stingbrella to help sting sing? alot of people would buy that.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:41, archived)
# :D
I'll have 2
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Perhaps I can help you with some droids of a.....Different nature....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Eww Alec put it away
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)
# THIS IS THE JIGGY JIGGY YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:10, archived)
# c3po would be loving that!!!
*gags*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:10, archived)
# no space lice i hope!

Click for bigger (80 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Keep that up, he's gonna be bug squash
p.s. your cfb is broked
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:13, archived)
# oh well, it's been a while!
thanks for telling me though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)
# prostidroids are the future
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:11, archived)
# I made a sexdroid on Fallout New Vegas
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:12, archived)
# that's why the sandpeople were afraid of him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Old Ben was a nefarious sort, and always in his cups..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:12, archived)
# *repeatedly posts the same video in a drive to get everyone to watch it*
www.myspace.com/video/vid/1784335587
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)
# not the pony trekking holiday!!!
man thats rare it wasa usually a canoeing weekend on th river wye. Flipping awesome btw!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:20, archived)
# I miss Adam and Joe, and I never seem to be able to catch their radio efforts.
All of their Star Wars videos are ace though if you have the time to check them out,
especially this one (Star Wars In Their Eyes): www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGkoBjn9U-c
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:26, archived)
# thanks dude!
bookmarked! i too used to love the adam and joe show, forgot about it for ages, in fact until just now when you reminded me of it. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Joe co-scripted the new "Tintin" film.
I'd like to think he'll return to larks & japes with Adam, but it may be a while, yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I am awaiting this film with interest.
Whether it will be yet another childhood memory tarnished forever has yet to be seen, but at the mo I'm cautiously optimistic.

Mind you, I said that before Transformers was released.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Spielberg AND Jackson.
'Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:03, archived)
# pfft nicely
this bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:25, archived)
# "Ah.. You saw my hand. Now I have to hit you."
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:29, archived)
# hehe!
boys school rules!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:35, archived)
# no...
it's "hello, these aren't the droids you're looking for..."

fucking tenuous perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:37, archived)
# "these aren't the 'roids you're looking for"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Not to my knowledge.
And 'woo', also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:38, archived)
# No I do not want to go exploring black holes with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
"do you want to be made to sit on a ball like this sleepy retard?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# 'Nings peeps!!!
hell of a long time no see!!! nice to see you are all still here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:59, archived)
# as nobody else is saying it
welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)
# thanks smash!
*yays*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)
# welcome back mixed-up-letters-man
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:06, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Yes, welcome back User 68553!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:14, archived)
# No, you do not.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you have returned the favour, i can't stop giggling at this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha excellent
"The artist formally known as Jon Venables" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:00, archived)
# haha that's my favourite part too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha! i need this!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:02, archived)
# hahahaha
/mass produces.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:04, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Another one for you, Dark Lord!
Ha-ha!
Fuckin' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Gimme that transfer now you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)
# OOF
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Not funny or clever. But it's all I have!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Not funny, but very clever.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# There is no escape at every turn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:37, archived)
# the view is crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
funny and clever :D *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Good one:D
click
(herman:D, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Thou art mistaken, good sir. It is both :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Very nice FP may I say
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
# ^
Sha.
Toadally, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Ah many thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
# ^This^
(herman:D, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)
# That's a bit good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Funny, but not clever.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:54, archived)
# haha i like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
# That's slightly marvellous
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Lovely.
Does it tile? Yes, it probably does.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:09, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
superb this:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Thats well good
made me dizzy like mario kart
(Sherbs, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Cheeky
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:15, archived)
# He's an odd one
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:17, archived)
# you have a valid point
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Liberal Democrat? Woolworths?
What are these strange words?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:27, archived)
# subjects of imminent historical dramas
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:33, archived)
# those bins need shouting at, the uppity metal bastards
also, has anyone else just watched raising hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:30, archived)
# No hiding that chin.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:14, archived)

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