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politics in a box
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I can't imagine them being honourable with that kind of hand writing
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Those poor signs are marked for life.
YOU ASSHOLES!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:30, archived)
# bindun aye?


first thing I've made in a while!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Heh heh :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha

This work for many words in the dutch language with comic and racist/sexist effects
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Haha
I thought it was gonna be penglose as he faceplants onto the ice!!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
I like it, simple yet good
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# pengudoggystyle
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:19, archived)
# better out than in
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:22, archived)
# That . . . is how they do !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:23, archived)
# In out in out
shake it all about!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] . salutations . i am new . please be gentle . fnar fnar


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. . too obvious ? ?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Personally, I'm only into fully clothed ANALTORTURE
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# NAMECHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
# KERBLAMMO
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Ker'ching!


Internet forum crossover postage!!
For fuck's sake don't log onto twitter, the world's servers would explode......KERBLAMMO.....
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# See you there
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Dougal is there
"Boycott KFC" yeah, like there is any real meat in a KFC. KFC: A moment on the lips, a night with the shit!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# WELCOME TO BABBOON CATACOMB
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7cf98SZOIg

Incidentally..this jape..has an N64 emulator and a copy of Blast Corps linked to it in a zip file

i cant find it..the archive on this site is really shit
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:15, archived)
# That Youtube site is shit, it'll never take off
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# WELCOME TO UTRECHT
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Thank you

Haha
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:05, archived)
# HI, I'M PAUL VERHOEVEN, WELC9ME TO PFUCK
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/sai_baba_fucks_children_in_utrecht_big.jpg
spotify:track:7rxhak0YLEQf26g6PjTDJQ (Master Exploder by Tenacious D)"spotify:track:7rxhak0YLEQf26g6PjTDJQ (Master Exploder by Tenacious D) (Master Exploder by Tenacious D)


spotify:track:7rxhak0YLEQf26g6PjTDJQ (Master Exploder by Tenacious D)"spotify:track:7rxhak0YLEQf26g6PjTDJQ (Master Exploder by Tenacious D) (Master Exploder by Tenacious D)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
# You got it . . . danger lurks !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:20, archived)
# flpped smee 4real
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:02, archived)
#
thanks guys
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:19, archived)
# anytime
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:24, archived)
# WOO!
secksy!

(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahahah
a
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
# You're a cunt!!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire THE FUCK SQAUD


HANNIBAL FREEBASE
BRANDOW PECK
HOWLING MAD STAFFORD
B& VARIMOD
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:03, archived)
# These are REAL men
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# but you won't find them in the Yellow Pages
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# back when men where men and fuck was fuck
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# fucking hell i was going to make something just like this...this is very odd
i was going to call it F.U.C.K.

Force Under Complete Kontrol..or something similar
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# FUCK
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# FUCK
UDDER
CUNTING
KORPSE
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Lord Kronos made something like that too.
IT'S A SIGN
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:09, archived)
# KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!
HE DEFY THE GODS
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# drown amongst unknown stars.
Go on then, drown!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:16, archived)
# YOWSERS!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I like the mad one
and the black one
and the white guys!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# The sequel to the prequel !
HELLO HOLLYWOOD !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# F-Team
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:22, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:31, archived)
# YES I HAVE SERIOUS PORBLEM TO FUCK
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:02, archived)
# WELCOME TO OPERATION MIND FUCK!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Why you should give
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:09, archived)
# now fuck his corpse and smear his innards over an urchin
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# That's the main job of urchins
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I knew monopoly man was a bastard
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:16, archived)
# DO NOT PASS GO

oddly /ac
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:19, archived)
# He's the head of Scotland Yard
cleaning up the streets with a few extra coppers
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I always get the shoe...
...I want the racecar!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ahhhahhahhah
 
somehow I'm reminded of this routine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R61a47HlT3M

I think I still have the tape, somewhere
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Up and down with sines !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:52, archived)
# *waves*


(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# They come and they go . . . High !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Excellent Valin!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I still have a difficult time trying to figure them out . . .
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Engorged with blood.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Throb to the beat !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Be sure to bring your scale !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# that is odd...i'm making something using sine waves related to graphene
SYNCHRONISTIC JAPES

lOOK, THUSLY, here bee a smapal

mit ARChAngel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GwpbMAaE_c
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# PLANET OF THE JAPES
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:59, archived)
# GRAPHENE IS FOOCHA
noo japes, noo japes
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:02, archived)
# holy fuck
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:02, archived)
# The sine waves are integrally inseparable flowing through the mind fields /\/\/\/\/\/
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:03, archived)
# FLIPPED ME FO REAL
BEHOLD, THE CRANIAL TUNIC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxel-e-mu_8

(I DIDN'T DRAW THE BWAIN)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# 402,415 views in the main brain drain !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
# i fucking love that
great piece of pendulum, i was going to edit Mars Attacks to that exact track but I never did..this get stranger

you should upload the whole track

:D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Graphene is the bane of my life
:(
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
# sptwo !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Are you trying to bond?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:19, archived)
# JAMES
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:21, archived)
# *slides on knee doing chopping motion with arm*
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Wax On
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:24, archived)
# We make sacred pact
I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:35, archived)
# I know Joe Jitsu . . . so . . . if you know what I mean . . .
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I lost interest about the time
Vic Volcano made an appearance...
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Your system is fucked up....it should look like this:
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Oddly enough . . . that's how my should looks !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Don't talk with your mouth full..........................of LSD.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Schlaab 'n schloober nostis . . . klimponish ?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Brrraw!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:34, archived)
# 31CUBE
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:51, archived)
# sine of the times
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# sines point to times of sines
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# how oscilly!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Scope's Trial
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:07, archived)
# I like this cos it goes up and down
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Neat . . . did ja notice the side to side two . . . or three ?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Naughty Julian


just me again
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# toapy by craigmn
only joking. welcome welcome welocme
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# pfft
how Wiki d of you

and welcome to teh board
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
#
thank you - can i have some free money
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:41, archived)
# We can offer you fantastic investment opportunities
For example, for a small administrative fee to cover bribes and lawyers you can get 10% of Prince HappyToast's fortune, smuggled out of B3taland and currently sitting in the form of a stack of pennies in a warehouse in Croydon.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Seen it, pinched it, spent it.
And the same goes for the thruppence you think you've got hidden in that mouldy potato
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Not the Spud Fund!
Daaaaamn you to Hades! I was going to use that to take over Licksten Lichsteinst France!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# You could have used it for Ireland
Thruppence would probably get you that these days
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
# and you know their love for potatoes
mouldy or otherwise.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:30, archived)
#
do u have a daughter i can marry
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# I'll send you a photgraph of 50 pence
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
#
can i spend said picture and buy sweets
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# ALLEGEDLY rapey
Although reading more about the story, the evidence is looking a lot less "sex without a condom" and more like "set up by some very vindictive, colluding women".
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Not even allegedly rapey, from what I can make out.
More like "alleged sexual misconduct blown(lol) out of all proportion, and reported as rape by our media." It's enough to make you want break out the tinfoil hats.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Also:
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Oh, I doubt that.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Heh, ok:
It's your duty to wade through that article if you're going to say "Assange is a rapist," which is a pretty awful thing to say about anyone. It's also your duty to wade through that article if you are going to say "those women falsely accused him of rape," which is also a pretty awful thing to say about anyone.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# I'm sorry for all the srsns. My funny-picture-inspiration had totally deserted me.
Have a pea:
Photobucket
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# OLDSKOOL
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:30, archived)
# this
is both lully and stackable
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:46, archived)
#
i dont like the word rape.. sounds too rapey - can we call it unexpected sex
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# surely you mean struggle snuggle..
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:24, archived)
# ok, so i've only done a little reading on it...
So yes, they consented.

In one of the two cases, either his condom broke and/or was removed.

At this point, the lass in question did not want to continue, but he did anyway.

Did she protest? or did she just shrug her shoulders and carry on?

She may have consented at first, but she withdrew her consent.

Imagine the scenario:

"Let's have sex."

"Ok, but I'm going to fark you in the ass too."

"No!"

"But you consented...."

Rape, not rape? In my book, that's a tad bit rapey.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# The scenario you describe is rape.
However, I've not read anything that indicates that either of the women withdrew their consent during sex. Woman A was annoyed about the condom breaking, and accused him of breaking it deliberately. Both women are annoyed by his refusal to have a sexual helath screening, ie let them know if he has any STIs.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:03, archived)
# ok
Another is that he had unprotected sex with another woman, Miss W, while she was asleep. source

You cannot consent if you are asleep. Rape.

One woman said that Mr. Assange had ignored her appeals to stop after a condom broke. source

It's unclear from the source if the story has completely changed or exactly what happened. But, condom breaks, "oh no stop," consent withdrawn, rape.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Ooh, links. Fanks.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 0:35, archived)
# This whole Consensual sex meaning rape thing puzzles me.
Are there any other bizarre reverse meanings in Swedish law?
And don't tell me there aren't any Swedish lawyers reading this right now, because I find that very hard to believe.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Hey, my dad was killed by a Swedish lawyer, you insensitive bastard!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:41, archived)
# I know, I saw the film with Burt Lancaster
did your dad really look like Yul Brynner though?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Yes, but with more pubic hair
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Please note, I'm not a Swedish lawyer
I have read up on this a bit though. Seems that Swedish law is massively stacked against men in just about every respect imaginable. If a woman accuses a man of something, chances are he's going to be convicted of it. Some have described the place as a "Feminist Utopia". Sounds more like a vision of hell to me.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Which, let's face it, are exactly the same thing
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Well, hello!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Who, me?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Haven't seen you here for a while
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Killed while resisting arrest, you say? :O
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:47, archived)
# he might be a slimy smug cunt
but the charges are complete bull shit
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] bandwagon jumped - check
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I use ping
I watch father ted

I like this

I like nachos

I am going to get some nachos
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# I have banana juice
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# peanut butter
flavour?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Banana flavour!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I prepared some hot dog sausages
baked in dough, and served with sweetcorn, broccoli and ketchup.

Nyom.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# please
somone hit him like this IN THE FACE
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Check
and click
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# You ain't got no ting if you ain't got that ping . . .
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:31, archived)
# gah!
it's a DOS attack on b3ta! SEND IN FUCK SQAUD
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:43, archived)
# HERE TO FUCK YOU UP
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# pffftftftf
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# What kind of rhythm algorithm are you using?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# one covered in shit and wank
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Ah, the best kind!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Keeping time in place !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# You betcha!!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Swing away :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*click*
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# YEAH!
How's it going Fiend??
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:31, archived)
# *arm bee bellows*
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Cor!
Thats some well good animation
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I like this!
clicked, just too late, I fear... :(
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I'll raise you... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CAT DOING HERE?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
# :D :D :D
Have you made a site for these yet?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
# racism!
I mean beastiality
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:01, archived)
# haha lovely!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# hahahahahahha
awwwwwwwwww
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# this is wonderful.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Now wonder that the cheaters have all the chips !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# SoooooooooooooPERB!!!!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# *clunk*
you see that, thats my jaw hitting the floor :O
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# completely ACE!
Woo!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Nice :DD
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
This gets a:
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# this is lovely!
FP this NOW!!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Hi


I'm new to these parts so I thought I could introduce myself with a little bit of FUCK...
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Welcome!
Pull up a kitten and sit down!
Battenberg?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
#
minced meat pie?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# FUCKSQAUD relax at their secret hideaway


and welcome to b3ta. now to FUCK
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:07, archived)
# TIGHS of FUCK
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# RAN OUT OF FUCK-CREAM
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Is that
Assange in the background?

You know, smoking up, chillin...
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# SHHH IT'S A BIG FUCKING SECRET
DON'T BE TELLIN' NOW Y'HEAR?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# DON'T FUCK WITH FUCK
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# FUCK FUCKS BACK
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:34, archived)
# NOW VEE CHUNDA, NOW VEE PHUCK
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Hahaha poor sod. Welcome :)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
He looks so content, just sitting there while that is happening.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
# And look, not 100% opacity!
I'm not still sulking, honest ;D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# hahahaha good show
welcome to B3ta, Pull up a chair and give me some money please.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
#
I have no money.. I have some soiled under garments and a pair of copper testicles.. will these do?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Well if he don't want 'em I will
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Fight you for 'em!
or soiled testicles ... even better!

Welcomes
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
#
oh great.. im here for two minutes and my terrible punctuation and horrible spelling has made the bigger boys want my copper balls because im an easy target ***weeps
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:05, archived)
#
once a clicked a link.. it asked me to play poker.. I didn't want to so now I don't click links
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# In essence though
do you love horses, and consider them best of all the animals?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
#
I like birds.. I once saw a bird die mid flight - it crushed me.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Was it a Roc, by any chance?
:)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# ^ This one is genuinely fine, and is a useful addendum to the FAQ.
I wouldn't trust them others, though. They might try and sell you subscriptions to equine publications.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
I'm now playing Poker.. :(
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# note the "^"
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
#
i didn't want to.. I'll be honest - I ignored it and carried on playing poker
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# *grooms*
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# got a chuckle
even though I've experienced the effects of an overdose of fuck lately :)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
#
Ive wanted to FUCK since I signed up.. I was hiding in the wings waiting for this glorious day woo hoo
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# ARF
WELCOME!......enjoy :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Hi

Welcome to b3ta. Grab a fuck, shop a cock.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Didn't even phase him !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:10, archived)
#
I got the video from my friend Julian.. he got it from a soldier and promised to keep it secret - he didn't he emailed it to me with the subject 'SECRET ARMY FUCK'
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# There you have it !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Was this the one that was posted earlier on FuckyLeaks?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
#
yeah.. its kinda big deal - i know too much and im in hiding in Rotherham
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Corrie's latest ratings winner
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:28, archived)
# no doubt followed up with Coronation Street vs. Godzilla vs. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Crocosaurus
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:29, archived)
# If this happened all the time on there then I would watch it
woo
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:31, archived)
#
Nice to see him take time off from all this winter goodness he is bringing:

(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:31, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# hahah
I like tihs
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Corriezilla?
need to have Godzilla in curlers and a hairnet but can't be arsed 'Shopping it.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Helleaux
Im looking for some quick feedback for a new thing im working on, and where better than the quickest-est forum in the west?
Its a caricature of Gaylen Ross from Dawn of the dead. Gonna be full of 70s glamour goodness. Still needs a lot more work, but im just wondering which of the poses y'alls prefer?

the hands on C and D should be relaxed, but im too lazy.

(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)
# I can't see past the mannequin hands on C, D
so I'll say B
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Im sneakily thinking B too
because its the easiest and least effort.

Plus, natural lookin cartoon hands are hard. Especially when you see them as close as these.

Also, you get a nice bit of rim lighting on her boob - good for the sihlouette and a quick read of the shape.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
# "rim lighting" pfffttttttttttt ;)
Look it's late on a very cold Tuesday....
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# B or C for me
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# A or B for me.
Leaning more towards B.
Also, needs more pokies.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Ok
Ill put squirtle sitting on her shoulder then
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I'd rather a bit of caterpie rummaging about in her hair,
but otherwise squirtle will have to do.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# A does the trick . . . the others will have to wait their turn !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# C I think
D looks a bit too rigid....good caricaturing
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# B
must do better ;)
Edit:though it depends what you are going for, what is she emoting?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# I dunno really
shes just standing there looking nice.

Guess i should go for B. I thought it was the laziest, most unintresting one, but really, most people stand with their arms down!

I was going to do a pic of her with that strange wide-eyed, worried kind of look she has throughout most of the film, but i wanted to do a very 1970s esque soft-focus glamour type image.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Boobs
B
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# C
I like C
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# The hands should be on a CDC
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# sculpted realistically in zbrush
but with 3 pubes per ball, and shaded 100% magenta, with no shadows.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I'd suggest you do away with the lipstick, as she doesn't have any or most of the film
Unless it's at the point where she's tarted up and having dinner with the dude in the mall.

I like A, personally. Lovely work you do!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# hm - i dunno. I was taking photos of my telly all the while i was watching the blue ray of it
and she has very red lips for the majority of the film. Of course, she's got mega slappery makeup on that bit with the mirror. Ill avoid that level of slap!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Is recession over
Sorry, quick TJ: while everyone's in Dawn mode, something that has been bugging me for many a year: the scene in the supermarket, where Stephen and Peter both pick up an item of food (sausages I think from memory) and compare them. Stephen says "What do you think?", Peter replies and then they both laugh. Anyone have an idea what he says? I have trawled the internets looking for the answer but re-emerged unfulfilled.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# B, please Bob
the face has enough features to make it the central focus. Anything like the arm/hand addition just takes away from that focus point
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:28, archived)
# good point, sir.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# c please
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
# A or B
But what do I know.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# You know A or B, thats what!
Ill have a think, and try and choose between A (more intresting, could have some nice creases on her sleeve) or B (more compositionally 'neat', quicker)

Cheers beers y'alls
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
# A
this isn't really helping, is it?

EDIT: I should also say that this is very good indeed.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
# A
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
# B
Incredible, also.
\o/
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I think B
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
# ignore everyone else, it's A clearly
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# why not let HER decide
*harumph*

i like them all DONTMAKEMECHOOSE
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Ive asked her 47 times
BUT SHE WONT ANSWER

Is she dead??? Am i going to jales?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# A or C
Looking good already!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# fuck
doll
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# bindun?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# What . . . no Visa ?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# haha
not any more - ever!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
# I did this
But am too demented to know how to put a pixture in a reply

i.imgur.com/TkYls.jpg
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# <img src="http://i.imgur.com/TkYls.jpg">
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Thankee
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Woo
.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# robin
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Robin red planet breast?
:)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I for one . . . welcome robin !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# No-one would have believed,
in the early years of the 21st century, that human affairs were being watched from the trees. No-one could have dreamed that our packed lunches were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the municipal park, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded our sandwiches with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us.โ€
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Then they bought proper tables
and drew their plans against them instead.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# OooooooooooLaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Have you been reading The Chrysalids?
Also, aargh, kill it with fire etc.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# There's something wrong with your robin, Dave
:D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:47, archived)
# massive grin here
:)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# That monkey needs a good spanking!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Getting the same feeling here . . .
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# hehe
we've got one of those monkeys living in our christmas tree
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
# lovely
don't know why
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Not so scary now!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
# DEATH TO THE WESTERN GUINEA PIGS
DEATH TO THE IMPERIAL GERBILS
DEATH TO THE BOURGEOIS CAPITALIST MICE
FREE THE JIRDS
FREE THE JIRDS
FREE THE JIRDS
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:06, archived)
# There goes the other eye !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# arf

(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# 'A-Boo'
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha hamza
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I'm scared!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Oooo...Satan wears that cap too.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
# I quite like the little christmas tree design
very seasonal
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Woo, yay, and indeed houpla!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:25, archived)
# thought so
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:28, archived)
# it's always a tough challenge..........
I thought of Owlvis(and a few others)......only to find it had been coined already :(.........still made a pic though cos' it was mine :)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# psssst.
thought I'd try again for this year...
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post999226
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# we had "Bond on a budget" not long ago
there's a risk it'll end up another re-post challenge....we need something fresh........a neverbeendun....if it's possible
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# it's b3ta, everything has been done
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# we should go where no website has gone before
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Belgium?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# pfffft......................well...........we could start from there
got some great coffee...........that should help
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
# yay!
(votes)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:29, archived)
# "you'll never leave"
there's only one name left on that list that I recognise...maybe explains why sometimes board is so slow....especially at weekends...not enough contributors perhaps...who knows? shrugs*
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:31, archived)
# FUCK the street!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# This looks better than the real thing!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Haha
I know I'm admitting watching it but did anyone know why the rear of the tram reared up like a horse/minataur type thing?

& woo btw

edit: oops wrong hole! Evening Barb!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Because it wanted to sex Rita
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# And it was trying to jump the queue?
Well I'm having none of that!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# The tram is bastard as it was in two shops at once
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Hey Tan!
The motion of the tram obeyed no laws of physics that I'm aware of!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# The first bit was ok, a bit of an anti-climax I thought
but then the tail end just made me piss myself. :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the squirrels.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I did a little sex wee!
:)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
# haha :)
The tram driver didn't look to worried that he was flying off the rails and into a shop
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# His head is at full capacity.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Direct HIT !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# have a woo& a click for this cinematic masterpiece
:D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Very good...
Although my thought on this are the same as last night.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha @ last nights thought
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:08, archived)
# FUCK
poor freebase. Hes always getting himself into scrapes!

I like how you blended his reflection on the first person shot, but simply pasted his head at 100% opacity on all the others :-D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# All the others were at 68%
Should have been down a bit more but you may not have seen who it was then! Will try harder ;)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Needs more FUCK
And dead Molly.

;)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Earlier...
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# WIIIIIINNNNNSTOOOOOOONNNNN
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# That stuff is like pure, concentrated FUCK.
And it's all flowing right to this spot.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# hah
love the reflection :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Let Serve !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Why am I looking at a gif of your balls?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# It's my foot fault !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# OVER THE LINE!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# BUSTED !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Too many balls on the court.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# ORDER ON THE COURT !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# "NET"
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# .net
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Centrecourt sensation
it must be love :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Very true . . . nothing to it !
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# That clown's got balls
and balls and balls and balls.....
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# BALLS cried the judge!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# What the deuce?
:)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Next service . . .
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:09, archived)

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