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Eric Pickles is the "Anti-gnop"!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:04,
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Spong then?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:06,
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are you implying he is a mincer??
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:07,
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He keeps getting worse
I clocked a pic of Pickles on the news today and his bonce is fucking massive. Someone should make a flip book documenting his metamorphosis from fat cunt to celestial body.
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ShiteBiter ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:31,
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Does he come from...
Here...
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:36,
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By 2013 his head will have exploded, I promise you.
Those Mayans were right after all.
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:43,
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i have no idea who this man is
but he looks like a wrong 'un
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:42,
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his last name is pickles!!!
e-pickles!!! could call a kitteh that!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:45,
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why would i want a kitten?
they grow into cats. evil, smelly, psychotic cats.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:49,
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true most do.
my cat is cool though, she is called scrumpy. deffo a dog person though. think my cat is an exception.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:56,
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only had one cat
never wanted it, got landed with it by my sister. put up with it for a year, then made her get rid of it when it got sparrow blood on my walls
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:59,
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that is fair play,
Our cat doesn't bring us back "gifts" but our neighbours cat killed the Robin that we fed last year some blue tits this year a gold tit and a wood pecker that was pecking on a pergola I built, I was uber annoyed.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:04,
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catface was great at getting pigeons
i didn't mind that, i hate pigeonns and they were too big for her to pick up and bring into the house
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:06,
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not weebls catface!!!
I hope not, and yeah pigeons are shit, unless they are fried or in a pie!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:08,
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no, i just called her catface
she was originally my very spoilt niece's cat and was named bella, after one of the tweenies. as soon as i got her, i changed her name to catface to piss my niece off.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:18,
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awwww!!!
nice work!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:30,
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And then they grow into tigers.
They rip up the curtains, shit on the floor, nose in the refrigerator, terrify the neighbours, empty your bank account ... and then you have no choice but to abandon them to run loose in the city somewhere, leaving them in an alleyway to fend for themselves, scraping by on a diet of street walkers and the homeless
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:56,
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i'd like them more if the actually did that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:00,
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isn't that ex girlfriends that do that ???
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:06,
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mindpiss
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FIEND ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:26,
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Did this as a profile pic for a friend and was proud of it so I thought I'd share
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:55,
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please tell me that's some form of biohazardous material
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:56,
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Of course it is, she wouldn't be a self respecting mad scientist otherwise
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:57,
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then all is well
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:05,
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Female scientists are hot.
Sadly a rare breed in this country, particularly in Chemistry. Most women seem to end up doing humanities at University instead.
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:01,
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The real life person behind the pic is indeed hot (don't tell her I aid that) and she's a geneticist. A VERY cool mix (and you're right, a very rare breed)
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:03,
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A sexy redheaded genius, you say?
Already got one, thanks..
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:05,
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Well done sir
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:08,
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fuck humanities
chemistry, virology and toxicology would be my choice, if i wasn't so shit at maths.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:07,
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v.v. good!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:01,
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Better living through chemistry..
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:04,
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Better cups of tea too (I have a one track mind)
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:05,
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NTDF. B3ta loves me. And you.
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bumbandido mildly flaming ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:48,
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Grab it for your Wasteoftimebook profile pics y'all
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:17,
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cudn't resist
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ape of greatness ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:41,
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.....
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FIEND ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:43,
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.....
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:43,
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... --- ...
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:44,
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I think someone just got a text
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:07,
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Pedant's corner
It's actually: ... -- ...
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:12,
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-- --- .-. ... . ..--..
I don't get it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:18,
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beep beep!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:13,
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Now go outside and do this in real life.
(Vandalise a poster, not kill Michael McIntyre. Actually, feel free to do both if you want.)
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:45,
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Hahaha!
FP this now!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:46,
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is he really "Britain's biggest comedian"?
I mean he's got a couple of chins alright, but surely he can't be the biggest
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:50,
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I think it's James Corden at the moment in that respect.
Note that I am using the term "comedian" rather loosely here.
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:53,
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I think that's ironic humour
because like most people who never shut up, he's about 5' 1".
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Ratsta ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:55,
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YES
I hate the smug cunt
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:02,
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Who?
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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:53,
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MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38,
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Hail?
I'm just saying.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38,
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Maybe they're going to Hale, in Liverpool
(Though Hull is in the complete opposite direction)
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:43,
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could be liverpool!
red devils are rife in manchester.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:47,
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hale hail
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FIEND ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:44,
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Hale?
What has a village in Greater Manchester got to do with the Devil driving a taxi?
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:48,
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"Hades please driver"
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:49,
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The giant of Hale
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JoePesky ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:50,
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Hey, Satan. Leave them sinners alone!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:09,
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Hail Dave Grohl?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:32,
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hey, y'all!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:44,
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SCREAM!
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Testicles just for you ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:36,
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Nice idea, terrible excecution
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:50,
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Saddam?
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:55,
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haha
Ted Bundy?
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JoePesky ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:37,
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I didn't execute anyone!!!
Although I am shit at photshoppery.
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Testicles just for you ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:37,
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'S a hard life,
all some of us have is 10 mins for ms paint. yes, this would take me that long.
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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:40,
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Hey there! Who likes unicorns? They like you.
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dotmund .co.uk ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:25,
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I've always dreamed
of touching a unicorn's horn.
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Mystery_Bob ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:25,
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Apparently you can grind them and get milk.
I'm told it's a little tart.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:27,
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This is a little tart
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:28,
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don't annoy her, she'll stab you in the nuts
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:29,
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zoom 2
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:30,
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the sequel to the blockbuster 'zoom'
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:31,
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Remake of the 80's classic
'Enhance!'
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:34,
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did that come before or after sharpen?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:55,
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WDHC
Well drawn horse cock
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:26,
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they're just horses with spikes
fuck 'em, the pointy bastards.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:29,
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That's on his head because he was looking for a screw
Right, now we've done horns and screws I think we've exhausted that line. Still, it's a mighty fine creature.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:32,
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i just don't like horses
they're fucking mental.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:36,
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Ha ha
Pot - kettle - etc
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:41,
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at least i don't bite
well, not hard
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:46,
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this is true!
I have a horse and he is mental, and alchoholic.www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/video/video.php?v=6955265387 see for yourself.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:59,
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can't view it, sadly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:03,
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Here's roughly what happens:
A brown pony noses around a table with bottles of beer on it, pushing half the stuff off. It looks inside a box and then examines the ground for the rest of the video.
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:10,
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ah, right
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:11,
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Winnah!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:14,
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:( basically it is my horse/pony
dartmoor shetland cross, helping himself to the bar.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:12,
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ah, ok then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:24,
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hahahaha
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FIEND ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:31,
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Are they difficult to ride?
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:34,
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yay!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38,
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Unihorn!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:43,
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dingochutney *parp* ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:52,
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fucking, shitty unicorns
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:46,
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Speaking of unicorns
I am reminded of this book featuring a unicorn being a jerk which was in a b3ta newsletter eariler this year.
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:06,
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this is lovely!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:47,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:04,
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Makes Mondays really unbearable
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ShiteBiter ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:04,
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Actually, since about 2 PM
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LS18 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:08,
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I love the stuff
Reminds me of Benylin or some other godawful cough medicine i used to have when i was younger. I affiliated that taste with an improvement of wellbeing. Same applies to Jager. Though one time i had several shots in a bar and there were dead bluebottles in the bottom of each one. I complained at the bar, and he held up the big bottle of jager to the light, and looked horrified D-:
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:21,
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Please say this isn't true.
It's really fucking upset me.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:25,
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It upset me too
Didnt drink the stuff for about a year after that, but i got back into it again :-)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:27,
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When I was a kid I got violently sick on Southern Comfort
and puked on our back stairs. In the morning it had taken the paint off. I've never drunk it again.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:28,
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Wow
Mind you - that was most likely the acid in your sick, not the booze. One of my mates pissed on his mates car bonnett. Left a permanent, if slight stain.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:30,
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that's nothing
drank a bottle and a half of malibu the first night in spain and puked in my still-packed suitcase.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:35,
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HAHAHAHAHA
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38,
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Haha
Legend!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:03,
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You are
my brother, AICM5UKP
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Boot I want to know what you meant ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:25,
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Hahaha
I can just picture the angry gnome-like glass-collector who put them in.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:28,
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Making vajayjays more squeezable
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:22,
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Aw man
I had a look to see what a kegelmaster is. It looks REALLY sinister. I can just picture Debra Meaden et al putting it through its paces in the den.
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ShiteBiter ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:33,
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Kegelmeister bring up pictures of bowling pins
which could work, I guess.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:45,
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Kegelbahn
is a bowling alley in Germany don't you know
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ShiteBiter ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:26,
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Shirley Bindun??? Quick n Dirty, just like him.
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bumbandido mildly flaming ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:50,
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HE GETS ALL DA PUSSY
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:52,
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did you know
there is no name for the back of the knees.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:52,
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or the back of the elbows
EDIT: A word of warning. Don't Google "back of the knees"
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:55,
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0.o
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:34,
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o.0
ookay!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:36,
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i call them knee pits
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:56,
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and i call fish george
unless they're hake. i call hake colin.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:15,
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I just try to stick to calling fish michael
some fin that helps me to remember names in the economies of scale.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:35,
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i just like calling them george
especially goldfish
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:37,
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Mmmmmm goldfishes!!!
omnomnom!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:41,
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really nice with a bit of soy sauce
although slightly too bony
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:48,
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slightly??
or not enough???
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:54,
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fish bones are nasty
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:56,
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yeah,
not nice when you get some fin stuck in your throat!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:04,
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You mean the sancriscartles?
Incidentally, the backs of the elbows are the emphiscatles: notice the lack of the letter "r", which always catches out first-year med students. My old lecturer Eric Menastes made that his first lesson. If you got it wrong after that, he'd take a ruler and slap you on the phistelemii.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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he sounds like a card
i'd have thought it'd have ben easier to reach your gangrenolines with a ruler, but then I'm imagining my old university, not whatever yours was
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:12,
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Hahaha
which ever way you look at it, your monotodes are going to suffer!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:15,
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true!
i'm off to rape a cat
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:16,
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Oh bad luck.
I've interfered with a couple of toads already today, so happily I can relax.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:18,
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while your here
Could you just have a look at this lump
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:16,
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well, i must say i'm flattered
but i'm also very married
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:17,
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CHEEKY
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:19,
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OOH GET HER
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:20,
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Alright, nobody likes a show off!
:D
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:45,
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not true
popliteal region, innit
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:10,
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isn't that where flat fish write mainstream novels??
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:50,
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"1978"
My new pic. Based on Gaylen Ross from Dawn of the dead. Thought i'd chuck a special guest in there, just for you folks.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:17,
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that is brilliant
*clicks like thora hird's hip joints*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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now do david emge in zombie form
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:31,
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Hmmm,
Roger zombie is much better! That shot of him in bed is brilliant:www.thedorkreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dead-dawn3.jpg
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:49,
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it is good
he looks sad, yet confused. stephen zombie, however, is the best zombie ever.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:51,
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I might disagree...
(about the zombie part that is) The render is awsome...
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:54,
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it'd be a dull world if we all agreed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:58,
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WRONG!
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LS18 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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:D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:05,
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I read that in an arnie voice
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:24,
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WRONG! (kapow!!!)
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LS18 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:09,
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that is top gubbins
the hair is all swwwiish, amazing work and detail
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:23,
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Fantastic!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:26,
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You went for 'B', then? :D
Very very nice
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:29,
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superbs
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:30,
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Very nice :D
freebase whats some bitty
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herman:D ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:37,
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Christ
could you imagine those gnashers hanging off yer nips??
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:50,
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That's Really Great
I'd love to be this good at character design, simply brilliant
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Sheep! ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:40,
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fantastic work with some added fuck
*click*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:47,
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Wowsers
This is unreal. The detail. Wowsers ..........
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:48,
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Strangely enough,
its not very detailed at all. No skin pores, fine hairs, individual eyelashes etc. Even the hair is just chunky polygon strips, rather than strands. I dont have the patience for the level of detail realistic stuff entails. I always prefer stylised/ cartoony stuff.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:51,
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That's what makes it art innit!
Lovely stuff
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simbosan is too tired ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:12,
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Works for me though
I liked the cleavage area. Seriously looks natural
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:47,
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This is truly incredible.
(it would have been granted genuine legend status, but I had to deduct a point for Freebase)
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:17,
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Freebase makes everything better! Best of all the memes!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:26,
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i remember when it was all chump, beatie and the fear
never liked freebase so much, each to his own i suppose.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:30,
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It's the eyes that does it for me.
the fabulous glassy reflection overlapping that wide open detailed gaze. Fantastic. Clicked.
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Testicles just for you ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:35,
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Yeah cheers
i was pleased with the eyes the most out of all of it. Wanted to get that nice visible reflection, rather than a conventional highlight.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:06,
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That is fantastic!
Woo!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:40,
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very nice !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:31,
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The eyes the fucking eyes!
Wow Amazing work. Beautiful
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:37,
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this
is superb. you get my daily allowance of clicks.
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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:49,
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incredibly good :D
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:32,
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utterly superb
oddly the cleavage is the most natural aspect of this, and just looks so realistic - excellent work that man!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:14,
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Do you remember how he used to make his leaks in the 90s?
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:37,
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ah, teletext
i miss the quiz
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:41,
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If you are a ponce with a smart phone,
you can actually get Bamboozle as an app.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:43,
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i've got a phone
it calls people.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:53,
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And you don't have to put it on a table and shout at it to get it to work?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:54,
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no, strangely
it can also take really bad pictures, but why would i want to do that? a phone is for phoning people!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:57,
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Mine can only phone people
whose numbers do not feature 1,2 or 3.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:02,
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so, that'll be those 0800 helpline numbers, then
;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:03,
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You'd be shit out of luck if you wanted to get a taxi in Pisswich then:
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:09,
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can't remember the last time i got a cab
i go everywhere on the bike, which explains why my knees are fucked
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:16,
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The back of your Knees?
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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no, the front
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:01,
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ha ha. retro.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:53,
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Hahahaha, good old teletext.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:06,
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0_0
baaaaad memories
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:17,
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Bad memories of foxes?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:24,
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yep
horrible nightmare of a fox eating my nose.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:49,
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lovely
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:52,
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Haha
Ace. I think Julian would make a good Bamber Boozle. Also - you spelt AssMinge's name wrong!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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Oops
*fixed*
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:51,
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monday night fuck
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craigmn Trading Since 1980 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:31,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:35,
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it just links to here
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:50,
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I love Freebase, best of all the b3ta memes
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:56,
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I love Freebase, he's my friend
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User #86772 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:57,
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the fuckhunter?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:36,
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the shooter is sarah palin.. politics gun cunt.. she needs a politics gun cunt shed
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craigmn Trading Since 1980 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:40,
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isn't she at the FUCKLODGE?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:01,
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why does she have ham slices in her knickers?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:02,
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More importantly, why don't you?
Errr...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:26,
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she needs gunning in the cunt shed!
eDIT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:55,
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I remember when this was chump
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:59,
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oh baby baby
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:21,
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Camel
Toe
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:24,
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^ that was the same reaction to the very first image I posted on b3ta, featuring....me
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:25,
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well you know what you need to do now
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:26,
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lobsterclaw
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:25,
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leatherflange
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:28,
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Wouldn't
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:44,
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cunt sweet n full of leaks
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:10,
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ning n n ning ning ning ning n n ning n n ning ning ning ning
also: bonus points for naming the song referenced in my ningage.
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:31,
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Remember Me by Blue Boy.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:33,
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congratulations
a blue peter badge will be winging it's way to you shortly**£99.99 postage applies
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:34,
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give back my baby's eyes, you cunt!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:39,
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Blueboy=My Cousin Alexis
My Claim to fame :)
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:48,
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wow
mine is knowing the girl who wasn't andrew sachs' grandaughter who russel brand had that infamous shag with.
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:57,
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hehe....cool !!!
Hope she sold her story, I saw Lex about 2 years after it got to no8 in the charts and he was skint, still waiting to see a penny from it!!
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:04,
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exactly why i endorse illegal downloading of music
or at least it is an excellent excuse to my snobby friends
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:17,
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you're lucky
amanda redman is my illegitimate cousin
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:04,
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would!
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:05,
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i'm not even sure that's right
her dad had a second family, which included my cousin, who she met on who do you think you are. what they didn't tell her was that my cousin had a brother, my father, whom she'd been brought up to believe was her uncle. so many skeletons in my family closet, there's no room for the fucking clothes!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:08,
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Sounds like a Brazilian Soap Opera
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:12,
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you're not wrong there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:13,
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No, this sounds like a Brazilian soap opera:
Eu não sou mesmo that' certo; direita de s seu paizinho teve uma segunda família, que incluísse meu primo, que encontrou em quem você o pensam são. que eles didn' t diz-lhe que era que meu primo teve um irmão, meu pai, quem she' d trazido até acredita era seu tio. tão muitos esqueletos em meu armário da família, there' s nenhum quarto para a roupa do caralho!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:57,
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ai caramba!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:00,
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ANGRY PANTS
and it's crazy frog innit? badadingdingdingdingWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:09,
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Chattering strides ftw!
8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:16,
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that's one zip you'd never want to get your bits caught in
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:18,
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HELLO LITTLE HARE
Angry crotch again? You should get that seen to.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:20,
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cunt nappy
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:22,
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i'm confused
where else would you wear a nappy?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:30,
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Boglin Nappy
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:45,
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Crazy Frog: Greatest Hits
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:26,
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found this vid "borrowing" one of c_kick's gifs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HSU46yWtjk (splittercore, you may wish to lower your volume, or turn it up)
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:44,
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:32,
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YES
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:37,
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Why am I looking at a picture of your stalk?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:46,
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Why am I stalking a picture of your frog?
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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Well, you found us. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
GLaDDoS ... no, I don't know why, either. It kind of made sense when I first thought of it :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:10,
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it's sad
but that just reminds me of totally spies
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:12,
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Must be a vertical beard thing
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:14,
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no
the computer on that was called glados EDIT: it was actually called gladis
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:16,
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i think you mean
"it, like, totally reminds me of, like, totally spies"
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:21,
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totally
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:23,
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woo ;D
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FIEND ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:20,
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no companion cube in portal 2
sad times
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:33,
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Please!
Tell me you're lying! D:
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Rykan ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:20,
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wiiicked
Thats ace..especially me being a portal nerd and all....
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Sherbs ,
Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:56,
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Owww.. that's ace....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:21,
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V = instaclick
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:17,
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The Onion Bhaji Motorcycle Display Team.
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twattybanjo ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:08,
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I like Onion Bhajis :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:12,
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Haha.....
Are they motor cycle curryers....!!!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:23,
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mixing booze advertising with kids TV- what could go wrong?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:06,
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the kids could nick your booze, that's what
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:08,
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This :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:10,
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that happened to me after a date with julian assange.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:18,
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he got done for being drunk in public.
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FIEND ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:24,
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Infamous Grouse?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:33,
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ys ys ys ys ys!
i want this so bad! make it happen internet, I command you. I*clickadeedoodah*
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:26,
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Yes, what could *possibly* go wrong?
:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:27,
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:D
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10281311
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herman:D ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:05,
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My goodness is that the time?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:12,
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loving the slight WTF-ness of her expression
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:18,
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And I hope that all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:26,
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It's dirty and I hate it and I won't do it any more.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:26,
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This is still one of my favourite things all year :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:50,
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In the nicest possible way,
'Ugh!'.... :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:23,
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Arrrrrg..... :-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:24,
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Trotteville ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:42,
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'Tis the season to be fully
erect
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:46,
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and i haven't got you anything :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:47,
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Just give it a loving, warm home
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:52,
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i can do that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:52,
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Christmas is utter shit
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:49,
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i love christmas!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:52,
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it is shit
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:02,
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yes, but i still love it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:07,
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i love utter shit
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Trotteville ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:00,
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haha good response.
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FIEND ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:01,
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what is there not to love about utter shit
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:03,
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*dances*
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FIEND ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:04,
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aww
he's lully
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:26,
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herman:D ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:06,
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Philllllllip I wanted Claridges brandy butter, NOT Fortnum and Mason. Christmas is utterly RUINED.
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princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley. ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:33,
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put another peasant on the spit, what what
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:11,
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in the butt
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:50,
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