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# Eric Pickles is the "Anti-gnop"!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Spong then?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:06, archived)
# are you implying he is a mincer??
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:07, archived)
# He keeps getting worse
I clocked a pic of Pickles on the news today and his bonce is fucking massive. Someone should make a flip book documenting his metamorphosis from fat cunt to celestial body.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Does he come from...
Here...






(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:36, archived)
# By 2013 his head will have exploded, I promise you.
Those Mayans were right after all.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:43, archived)
# i have no idea who this man is
but he looks like a wrong 'un
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:42, archived)
# his last name is pickles!!!
e-pickles!!! could call a kitteh that!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:45, archived)
# why would i want a kitten?
they grow into cats.
evil, smelly, psychotic cats.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:49, archived)
# true most do.
my cat is cool though, she is called scrumpy. deffo a dog person though. think my cat is an exception.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:56, archived)
# only had one cat
never wanted it, got landed with it by my sister. put up with it for a year, then made her get rid of it when it got sparrow blood on my walls
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:59, archived)
# that is fair play,
Our cat doesn't bring us back "gifts" but our neighbours cat killed the Robin that we fed last year some blue tits this year a gold tit and a wood pecker that was pecking on a pergola I built, I was uber annoyed.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:04, archived)
# catface was great at getting pigeons
i didn't mind that, i hate pigeonns and they were too big for her to pick up and bring into the house
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# not weebls catface!!!
I hope not, and yeah pigeons are shit, unless they are fried or in a pie!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:08, archived)
# no, i just called her catface
she was originally my very spoilt niece's cat and was named bella, after one of the tweenies. as soon as i got her, i changed her name to catface to piss my niece off.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:18, archived)
# awwww!!!
nice work!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:30, archived)
# And then they grow into tigers.
They rip up the curtains, shit on the floor, nose in the refrigerator, terrify the neighbours, empty your bank account ...
and then you have no choice but to abandon them to run loose in the city somewhere, leaving them in an alleyway to fend for themselves, scraping by on a diet of street walkers and the homeless
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i'd like them more if the actually did that
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:00, archived)
# isn't that ex girlfriends that do that ???
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Did this as a profile pic for a friend and was proud of it so I thought I'd share
Hosted by imgur.com
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)
# please tell me that's some form of biohazardous material
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Of course it is, she wouldn't be a self respecting mad scientist otherwise
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)
# then all is well
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Female scientists are hot.
Sadly a rare breed in this country, particularly in Chemistry. Most women seem to end up doing humanities at University instead.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)
# The real life person behind the pic is indeed hot (don't tell her I aid that) and she's a geneticist. A VERY cool mix (and you're right, a very rare breed)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# A sexy redheaded genius, you say?
Already got one, thanks..
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Well done sir
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:08, archived)
# fuck humanities
chemistry, virology and toxicology would be my choice, if i wasn't so shit at maths.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:07, archived)
# v.v. good!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Better living through chemistry..
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Better cups of tea too (I have a one track mind)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
# NTDF. B3ta loves me. And you.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:48, archived)
#
Grab it for your Wasteoftimebook profile pics y'all
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:17, archived)
# cudn't resist
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)
# .....
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
# .....
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
# ... --- ...
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I think someone just got a text
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Pedant's corner
It's actually: ... -- ...
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:12, archived)
# -- --- .-. ... . ..--..
I don't get it
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# beep beep!!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Now go outside and do this in real life.
(Vandalise a poster, not kill Michael McIntyre. Actually, feel free to do both if you want.)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
FP this now!!!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# is he really "Britain's biggest comedian"?
 
I mean he's got a couple of chins alright, but surely he can't be the biggest
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I think it's James Corden at the moment in that respect.
Note that I am using the term "comedian" rather loosely here.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I think that's ironic humour
because like most people who never shut up, he's about 5' 1".
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:55, archived)
# YES
I hate the smug cunt
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Who?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Hail?
I'm just saying.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Maybe they're going to Hale, in Liverpool
(Though Hull is in the complete opposite direction)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
# could be liverpool!
red devils are rife in manchester.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
#
hale hail
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Hale?
What has a village in Greater Manchester got to do with the Devil driving a taxi?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:48, archived)
# "Hades please driver"
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:49, archived)
# The giant of Hale
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Hey, Satan. Leave them sinners alone!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Hail Dave Grohl?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# hey, y'all!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:44, archived)
# SCREAM!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Nice idea, terrible excecution
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Saddam?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)
# haha
Ted Bundy?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I didn't execute anyone!!!
Although I am shit at photshoppery.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# 'S a hard life,
all some of us have is 10 mins for ms paint.

yes, this would take me that long.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Hey there! Who likes unicorns? They like you.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# I've always dreamed
of touching a unicorn's horn.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Apparently you can grind them and get milk.
I'm told it's a little tart.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:27, archived)
# This is a little tart
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# don't annoy her, she'll stab you in the nuts
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# zoom 2
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# the sequel to the blockbuster 'zoom'
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Remake of the 80's classic
'Enhance!'
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)
# did that come before or after sharpen?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)
# WDHC
Well drawn horse cock
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:26, archived)
# they're just horses with spikes
fuck 'em, the pointy bastards.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# That's on his head because he was looking for a screw
Right, now we've done horns and screws I think we've exhausted that line.

Still, it's a mighty fine creature.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:32, archived)
# i just don't like horses
they're fucking mental.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Ha ha

Pot - kettle - etc
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)
# at least i don't bite
well, not hard
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# this is true!
I have a horse and he is mental, and alchoholic.

www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/video/video.php?v=6955265387

see for yourself.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:59, archived)
# can't view it, sadly
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Here's roughly what happens:
A brown pony noses around a table with bottles of beer on it, pushing half the stuff off. It looks inside a box and then examines the ground for the rest of the video.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:10, archived)
# ah, right
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Winnah!!!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:14, archived)
# :( basically it is my horse/pony
dartmoor shetland cross, helping himself to the bar.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ah, ok then
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Are they difficult to ride?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Unihorn!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:52, archived)
# fucking, shitty unicorns
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Speaking of unicorns
I am reminded of this book featuring a unicorn being a jerk which was in a b3ta newsletter eariler this year.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:06, archived)
# this is lovely!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:47, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Makes Mondays really unbearable
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Actually, since about 2 PM
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I love the stuff
Reminds me of Benylin or some other godawful cough medicine i used to have when i was younger. I affiliated that taste with an improvement of wellbeing. Same applies to Jager.

Though one time i had several shots in a bar and there were dead bluebottles in the bottom of each one. I complained at the bar, and he held up the big bottle of jager to the light, and looked horrified D-:
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Please say this isn't true.
It's really fucking upset me.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# It upset me too
Didnt drink the stuff for about a year after that, but i got back into it again :-)

(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:27, archived)
# When I was a kid I got violently sick on Southern Comfort
and puked on our back stairs. In the morning it had taken the paint off.
I've never drunk it again.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Wow
Mind you - that was most likely the acid in your sick, not the booze.
One of my mates pissed on his mates car bonnett. Left a permanent, if slight stain.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# that's nothing
drank a bottle and a half of malibu the first night in spain and puked in my still-packed suitcase.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Haha
Legend!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# You are
my brother, AICM5UKP
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I can just picture the angry gnome-like glass-collector who put them in.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Making vajayjays more squeezable
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Aw man
I had a look to see what a kegelmaster is. It looks REALLY sinister. I can just picture Debra Meaden et al putting it through its paces in the den.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Kegelmeister bring up pictures of bowling pins
which could work, I guess.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Kegelbahn
is a bowling alley in Germany don't you know

(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Shirley Bindun??? Quick n Dirty, just like him.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:50, archived)
# HE GETS ALL DA PUSSY
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:52, archived)
# did you know
there is no name for the back of the knees.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:52, archived)
# or the back of the elbows

EDIT: A word of warning. Don't Google "back of the knees"
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:55, archived)
# 0.o
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)
# o.0
ookay!!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:36, archived)
# i call them knee pits
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:56, archived)
# and i call fish george
unless they're hake. i call hake colin.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I just try to stick to calling fish michael
some fin that helps me to remember names in the economies of scale.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:35, archived)
# i just like calling them george
especially goldfish
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Mmmmmm goldfishes!!!


omnomnom!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)
# really nice with a bit of soy sauce
although slightly too bony
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:48, archived)
# slightly??
or not enough???
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:54, archived)
# fish bones are nasty
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:56, archived)
# yeah,
not nice when you get some fin stuck in your throat!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:04, archived)
# You mean the sancriscartles?
Incidentally, the backs of the elbows are the emphiscatles: notice the lack of the letter "r", which always catches out first-year med students.
My old lecturer Eric Menastes made that his first lesson. If you got it wrong after that, he'd take a ruler and slap you on the phistelemii.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:03, archived)
# he sounds like a card
i'd have thought it'd have ben easier to reach your gangrenolines with a ruler, but then I'm imagining my old university, not whatever yours was
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha
which ever way you look at it, your monotodes are going to suffer!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# true!
i'm off to rape a cat
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Oh bad luck.
I've interfered with a couple of toads already today, so happily I can relax.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:18, archived)
# while your here


Could you just have a look at this lump
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)
# well, i must say i'm flattered
but i'm also very married
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:17, archived)
# CHEEKY
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:19, archived)
# OOH GET HER
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Alright, nobody likes a show off!
:D
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# not true
popliteal region, innit
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)
# isn't that where flat fish write mainstream novels??
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:50, archived)
# "1978"
My new pic. Based on Gaylen Ross from Dawn of the dead.
Thought i'd chuck a special guest in there, just for you folks.

(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
# that is brilliant
*clicks like thora hird's hip joints*
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# now do david emge in zombie form
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Hmmm,
Roger zombie is much better! That shot of him in bed is brilliant:
www.thedorkreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dead-dawn3.jpg
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:49, archived)
# it is good
he looks sad, yet confused.
stephen zombie, however, is the best zombie ever.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I might disagree...
(about the zombie part that is)

The render is awsome...
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:54, archived)
# it'd be a dull world if we all agreed
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)
# WRONG!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:03, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:05, archived)
# I read that in an arnie voice
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:24, archived)
# WRONG! (kapow!!!)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:09, archived)
# that is top gubbins
the hair is all swwwiish, amazing work and detail
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# You went for 'B', then? :D
Very very nice
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:29, archived)
# superbs
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Very nice :D
freebase whats some bitty
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Christ
could you imagine those gnashers hanging off yer nips??
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:50, archived)
# That's Really Great
I'd love to be this good at character design, simply brilliant
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:40, archived)
# fantastic work with some added fuck
*click*
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Wowsers
This is unreal. The detail. Wowsers ..........
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Strangely enough,
its not very detailed at all. No skin pores, fine hairs, individual eyelashes etc. Even the hair is just chunky polygon strips, rather than strands.
I dont have the patience for the level of detail realistic stuff entails. I always prefer stylised/ cartoony stuff.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:51, archived)
# That's what makes it art innit!
Lovely stuff
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Works for me though
I liked the cleavage area. Seriously looks natural
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
# This is truly incredible.
(it would have been granted genuine legend status, but I had to deduct a point for Freebase)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Freebase makes everything better! Best of all the memes!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:26, archived)
# i remember when it was all chump, beatie and the fear
never liked freebase so much, each to his own i suppose.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# It's the eyes that does it for me.
the fabulous glassy reflection overlapping that wide open detailed gaze.

Fantastic. Clicked.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Yeah cheers
i was pleased with the eyes the most out of all of it. Wanted to get that nice visible reflection, rather than a conventional highlight.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:06, archived)
# That is fantastic!
Woo!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:40, archived)
# very nice !
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:31, archived)
# The eyes the fucking eyes!
Wow
Amazing work. Beautiful
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# this
is superb.
you get my daily allowance of clicks.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:49, archived)
# incredibly good :D
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:32, archived)
# utterly superb
oddly the cleavage is the most natural aspect of this, and just looks so realistic - excellent work that man!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you remember how he used to make his leaks in the 90s?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:37, archived)
# ah, teletext
i miss the quiz
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:41, archived)
# If you are a ponce with a smart phone,
you can actually get Bamboozle as an app.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:43, archived)
# i've got a phone
it calls people.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:53, archived)
#
And you don't have to put it on a table and shout at it to get it to work?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:54, archived)
# no, strangely
it can also take really bad pictures, but why would i want to do that? a phone is for phoning people!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Mine can only phone people
whose numbers do not feature 1,2 or 3.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:02, archived)
# so, that'll be those 0800 helpline numbers, then
;)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:03, archived)
# You'd be shit out of luck if you wanted to get a taxi in Pisswich then:
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:09, archived)
# can't remember the last time i got a cab
i go everywhere on the bike, which explains why my knees are fucked
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# The back of your Knees?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:00, archived)
# no, the front
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha. retro.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahaha, good old teletext.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:06, archived)
# 0_0
baaaaad memories
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Bad memories of foxes?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# yep
horrible nightmare of a fox eating my nose.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:49, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Haha
Ace. I think Julian would make a good Bamber Boozle.

Also - you spelt AssMinge's name wrong!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Oops
*fixed*
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:51, archived)
#


monday night fuck
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:35, archived)
# it just links to here
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:50, archived)
#
I love Freebase, best of all the b3ta memes
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:56, archived)
#
I love Freebase, he's my friend
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:57, archived)
# the fuckhunter?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:36, archived)
#
the shooter is sarah palin.. politics gun cunt.. she needs a politics gun cunt shed
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:40, archived)
# isn't she at the FUCKLODGE?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:01, archived)
# why does she have ham slices in her knickers?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:02, archived)
# More importantly, why don't you?
Errr...
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# she needs gunning in the cunt shed!
eDIT:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I remember when this was chump
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] oh baby baby
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Camel
Toe
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:24, archived)
# ^ that was the same reaction to the very first image I posted on b3ta, featuring....me
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:25, archived)
# well you know what you need to do now
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)
# lobsterclaw
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:25, archived)
# leatherflange
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Wouldn't
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:44, archived)
# cunt sweet n full of leaks
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:10, archived)
# ning n n ning ning ning ning n n ning n n ning ning ning ning

also: bonus points for naming the song referenced in my ningage.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Remember Me by Blue Boy.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# congratulations
a blue peter badge will be winging it's way to you shortly*

*£99.99 postage applies
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:34, archived)
# give back my baby's eyes, you cunt!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Blueboy=My Cousin Alexis
My Claim to fame :)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:48, archived)
# wow
mine is knowing the girl who wasn't andrew sachs' grandaughter who russel brand had that infamous shag with.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# hehe....cool !!!
Hope she sold her story, I saw Lex about 2 years after it got to no8 in the charts and he was skint, still waiting to see a penny from it!!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# exactly why i endorse illegal downloading of music
or at least it is an excellent excuse to my snobby friends
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# you're lucky
amanda redman is my illegitimate cousin
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# would!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# i'm not even sure that's right
her dad had a second family, which included my cousin, who she met on who do you think you are.
what they didn't tell her was that my cousin had a brother, my father, whom she'd been brought up to believe was her uncle.
so many skeletons in my family closet, there's no room for the fucking clothes!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Sounds like a Brazilian Soap Opera
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
# you're not wrong there
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# No, this sounds like a Brazilian soap opera:
Eu não sou mesmo that' certo; direita de s seu paizinho teve uma segunda família, que incluísse meu primo, que encontrou em quem você o pensam são. que eles didn' t diz-lhe que era que meu primo teve um irmão, meu pai, quem she' d trazido até acredita era seu tio. tão muitos esqueletos em meu armário da família, there' s nenhum quarto para a roupa do caralho!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:57, archived)
# ai caramba!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# ANGRY PANTS
 



and it's crazy frog innit? badadingdingdingdingWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Chattering strides ftw!
8D
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:16, archived)
# that's one zip you'd never want to get your bits caught in
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# HELLO LITTLE HARE
Angry crotch again? You should get that seen to.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:20, archived)
# cunt nappy
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:22, archived)
# i'm confused
where else would you wear a nappy?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Boglin Nappy
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Crazy Frog: Greatest Hits
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)
# found this vid "borrowing" one of c_kick's gifs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HSU46yWtjk

(splittercore, you may wish to lower your volume, or turn it up)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your stalk?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Why am I stalking a picture of your frog?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Well, you found us. Congratulations. Was it worth it?

GLaDDoS ... no, I don't know why, either. It kind of made sense when I first thought of it :(
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:10, archived)
# it's sad
but that just reminds me of totally spies
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Must be a vertical beard thing
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# no
the computer on that was called glados
EDIT: it was actually called gladis
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# i think you mean
"it, like, totally reminds me of, like, totally spies"
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# totally
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# woo ;D
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:20, archived)
# no companion cube in portal 2
sad times
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Please!
Tell me you're lying! D:
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:20, archived)
# wiiicked
Thats ace..especially me being a portal nerd and all....
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Owww.. that's ace....
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# V = instaclick
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# The Onion Bhaji Motorcycle Display Team.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I like Onion Bhajis :D
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Haha.....
Are they motor cycle curryers....!!!!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# mixing booze advertising with kids TV- what could go wrong?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# the kids could nick your booze, that's what
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# that happened to me after a date with julian assange.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# he got done for being drunk in public.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Infamous Grouse?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# ys ys ys ys ys!
i want this so bad! make it happen internet, I command you. I*clickadeedoodah*
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Yes, what could *possibly* go wrong?

:)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:27, archived)
# :D
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10281311
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:05, archived)
# My goodness is that the time?
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# loving the slight WTF-ness of her expression
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# And I hope that all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's......
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# It's dirty and I hate it and I won't do it any more.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)
#
This is still one of my favourite things all year :D
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:50, archived)
# In the nicest possible way,
'Ugh!'....

:-)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Arrrrrg..... :-)
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
# 'Tis the season to be fully
erect
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# and i haven't got you anything :(
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Just give it a loving, warm home
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
# i can do that
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Christmas is utter shit
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
# i love christmas!
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
# it is shit
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# yes, but i still love it
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:07, archived)
#
i love utter shit
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# haha good response.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:01, archived)
# what is there not to love about utter shit
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
# *dances*
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
# aww
he's lully
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Philllllllip I wanted Claridges brandy butter, NOT Fortnum and Mason. Christmas is utterly RUINED.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:33, archived)
# put another peasant on the spit, what what
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:11, archived)
# in the butt
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:50, archived)

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