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# two wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# New year fireworks I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I read a great news piece which had the headline "Bird Deaths Solved"
and which went on to explain how they'd died from "trauma", but there was still no indication of how that occurred.
Thanks for clearing that up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I know what happened
it was the queen leaving chemtrails as she flew across america in her lizard ship
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# My gif(t) to the birds..................................................................................r.i.p.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Probably crow time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# ah, beauty
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)
# CROWAGEDDON

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#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# am i gull, pigeon or crow?
HELP ME JESUS
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#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# BITCHASS BIRDY NUMNUMS
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# He took so many zizeck pills and liked them so much that he bought the farm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Once you pop, the gettin's goode!
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# Yeah, but does it tile?
or has it just been un-nailed from its purch?

Zooom/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# No more nails :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Ha ha.
Bye Bye Blackbird.
/s
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Bizznizz is picking up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Next step...sell to KFC.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# PROFIT !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Shhh
it's supposed to be a secret recipe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Never write a nursery rhyme about your secret recipes
Kids can't keep secrets.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# ZEE GUST, IT BWINGS DA GULLS
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# *FOOOOOOOM!*...birdy dead... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# ooh, very nice
this death birdy bee lookin quite alive
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# He's the Reaper Bird.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# on canvas too, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOp!
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# Yup...it's real.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# it brings sweet sustenance to mine eyes unt kidneys
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# Superb!
As per *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
# *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# *gong*
BETTING ENDS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Bah weep!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Do they do parrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 19:11, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Birds of a feather,all fall together
woo to these guys
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)
# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# No, but I can see your pussy.
O_O

* I wish I hadn't said that or ever thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Well it's out in the open now
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# would be rude not to look
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# * Looks again
Do you know you have a hair on your sweetie?
'Yes I know, and I'm only 12'

/wrong joke/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# i was expecting a shot of mummy with a cardboard tubeprotruding from her buttocks.
but WOO! all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:14, archived)
# "ARMAGEDDON"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Why does your mummy have a cardboard tube protruding from her buttocks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# for the hamster, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# /Richard Gere blog
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Check the litterbox tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Little girls are evil.
This one being a prime example - look at those eyes - she'll lie through her teeth if you don't do her bidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Proof!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Yes dear . . . it's playing with your feesh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Oh the fail...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# CHOO! CHOO!
brianedwards.co.uk/b3ta/clacketyclack.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# stupid board posting twice
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# RPM?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# about 3000
I guess so
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# No you fool - Real Photo Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# OHHHHHHHhhhh not Revolut... never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# * never minds
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Blimey. Was beginning to worry...


Redexing for me, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# hahahah
thanks for the link Paul
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# A brand new Red-X
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# TRAIN'S COMIN' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Jew know you want more Mel
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Nicely! Have this...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# in r harts


getting bummed by bob
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# so it is not just Bob
that has a full house now
(Mackeson_drinker, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# The beard really suits her!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
That was nearly a houmous meets monitor moment!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Grandma of Hammers
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
#

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Yeah, proud of your great big silver Jew Ball are you Gibbs?
ARE YOU GIBBS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah, that's right. Can't answer me, can you Gibbs?
You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Ceiling penis!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# + is watching you meow.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# you are watching ceiling penis masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Directionless venom
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
God he's awful

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# While having lunch in the Ivy, I spotted him at the table behind me, then spent ages trying to think of his name
five and a half weeks, it took me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# You lunch at the ivy?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# He was going through the bins
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# i'll fuckin' 'ave
the biffa at the ivy is my patch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I had this problem when I saw him in the street and tried to tell the missus
"You know, the posh one"
"David Mitchell?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I was watching Channel 5 last night.
I'm not proud of the fact, but they had Charlie's Angels and the Long Kiss Goodnight on.

I swear to god at one point there was an entire commercial break voiced solely by Stephen Fry and Robert Webb.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Haha
Mitchell and Webb did something on that last series, something like "I don't have panel shows to fall back on like you do!"

Have you procreated yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Well my part's done with - has been for some time now.
But no, littl'un is quite content where it is for the time being, and has expressed no urgent desire to meet the trials and tribulations of the world.

And on a morning like this, I can wholly empathise.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Pffft.
"Whole".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# haha
If it holds on until saturday it'll have the same birthday as my little girl, 1 year later.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Webb was on QI the other night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I know, I watched that episode last night
he had almost nothing to say until he decided just to make the klaxon go off in order to feel part of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Jupitus was good though.
I like Jupitus
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Oh, I concur

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# His 'call my bluff' spoof on that is one of the finest television comedy moments ever.

EDIT strangely not on Youtube...

Grog blossom. All I'm sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Seconded
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Yeah I saw that.
Didn't really do much, then resorted to jumping in withe the *SIRENS SIRENS* answer for comic effect. Not the best I've seen from him - either had an off night or did something to offend the editor.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ronnie was a bit bland too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# She was trying to hard to be interesting and not hard enough to be amusing
which, to be fair, can be a bit of a problem on QI. See any episode with John Sessions on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# ronnie needs to leave the interesting and amusing alone
and concentrate on the sexy.

*rubs trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
yep
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Seen her doing Nigella Lawson?*
Yum!

*Doing an impression of her, not engaging in sexual conduct with her. Although any videos of the latter would be welcome
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Long Kiss Goodnight is ace
Although I'm a little worried, as the second, "sexy" Geena Davis didn't do it for me this time, as I preferred the first one.

Does this mean I'm gay?

Anyway - back to fashionable hatred - who is it today again?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I think we're still with whoever the OP suggested.
Although I'm always prepared to lapse back into my default Liam Gallagher setting.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# it means you want to fuck a mother.
Whats the name for that?
(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Cool as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
#


as featured on my school bag circa 1990
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahaha so cool they astrisked it out hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# This is exactly what I thought of as soon as I read Cool as Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# he's bad, but ive seen worse.
I'm still reeling from that chubby brown video on links the other day.
edit: for anyone who missed it: b3ta.com/links/Chubby_Brown_Pussy_Meatballs
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# At least Chubby has the decency to stay off the telly
thank christ

EDIT: Also, Jim Davidson has given Come Fly With Me his personal Seal of Approval... hahahahaha

themediablog.typepad.com/the-media-blog/2011/01/come-fly-with-me-bbc-1006100110.html
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# haha!
seal kiss of approval death
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Yeah
I freely admit that it is just flagrant professional jealousy on my part
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
# hehe
I likes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ^clicky
He'd be alright if his material recycling wasn't so obvious. I once saw him do the same joke on two separate programmes, aired the same evening. D'oh!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# that's just bad program full stop
All these panel shows fill up with lesser talents and they fill up the time by doing their staged bits.
(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# That
and he nicks material verbatim fron Stewart Lee at live gigs.

www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/sep/11/stewart-lee-jack-whitehall-comedians
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# hmm never heard of him
I googled his name and saw E4 associated with him, nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# the thing is
if it wasn't for mainstream comedy, there would be no cutting edge comedy

horses for courses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah, but everything mainstream is shit and must be shunned.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# The one that got me was that Michael McIntyre was really annoyed by that (John Culshaw?) impression of him that was on telly recently.
Genuinely claimed not to be able to see any of himself, or any comedic value, in it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# that didn't show him in a good light
surely the adage is, if someone does an impression of you , then you have 'made it'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# This is you blar blar blar
have you made it?
have you?
Really???


I must that show on tubes to have a look.
(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
# If Jon Culshaw did an impression of me on prime time Saturday night TV
I'd feel a little honoured by it yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# It'd be pretty easy. All he'd have to do is lie in bed moaning about having a cold...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I'VE BEEN TO B&Q TODAY!
but apart from that, yes, pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# The main stream doesn't have to be a stream of shite though.
I find it hard to see how far Whitehall has got without the help of daddy. Handy having an agent father. He has nothing.

And as for McIntyre. ergh god I can't stand him. Every word is a waste of stage time. I can see the stage craft, I can see the timing. Not a word said worth the effort of listening.
Man will you make use of that stage and say something.

Watched Chris Rock last time. He may say the bit over and over for each joke. 3 jokes an hour may not be a high count. But at least each one has some sub text.
(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# ^this
There are very few people on TV that make me lunge for the remote to change the channel.

Michael McIntyre is one of them. I'm sure Donal MacIntyre would do a better job than he does. "The Undercover Comedian, Thursday at 10pm, on Five"
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Haha this is true
I find his brand of hyper-angry camp comedy quite annoying
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# BOSH!!!
FP!!! Thanks everyone!!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# *Clicks I like this*
Because I really don't like him.

Handsome? Agreed. Beige in every other way. The posh voiced prick.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:24, archived)
# You are way closer to the truth that you probably know
He is an actual manufactured comedian. He has his stuff written for him. Part of a new breed following the money.
(metalwarlord, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Oh I know mate
did my homework. Plus I'm a stand-up as well so it sticks in my craw a bit
(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:58, archived)
# a NEW breed?
Nope.

Morecambe and Wise used to get Eddie Braben to write most of their stuff.

Bob Monkhouse started out writing gags for the likes of Arthur Askey, Jimmy Edwards, Ted Ray and Max Miller (all well in the black & white era) and also submitted stuff to Bob Hope.

It's probably a more recent development to write all your own material as a stand-up (in much the same way as few solo singers used to write their own songs before the 1960s, and many still don't).

it's still wank, but it's old wank
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I'm not sure it's such a bad thing.
Like manufactured music, you sometimes get some great writers who use the performer as a puppet.

There must be lots of good writers who don't have the confidence to perform, and that sort of comedian is a good outlet for their work.

That said, I can't see how a stand up can take that much pride in delivering someone else's lines.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# True
dat
(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Asda greeter....."Always happy to help" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# that ASDA be on the FP
Excellent as always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Kerlicky* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Where's his fishing rod, chicken and dressing gown?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# i wonder what happened to jimmy five bellies
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# He's thin these days!
img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/17/article-1284707851312-0B36CB75000005DC-678184_636x636.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# goodness
he knew when to stop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Heheh!
I'm listening to Get Innocuous and it goes rather well with this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Way-ay, man, that's tip-top :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Arf!
I heard that his memory is foggy and he has a tyney penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Gazda!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I don't really understand this.
Hey Gazza, where are the mops?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Don't spill that sacred brew.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Bit of surreal fluff that time for Bacon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Escher schirley
..well known for his love of fluffy kitties (upside down of course):)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
#
Oh, I just assumed Bacon was his cat.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# fluff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:38, archived)
# haha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Leonardo DiPitt
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# could this be Nicholsons bastard love child
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Cheers Paul
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)
# this is like freebase's more handsome brother
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)
# hehehe....
Nice one, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Two!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
I'm hungry now :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I've eaten a bag of salted pistachios over the course of this monring
I have no other food with me and no money either, so that's it for me until Dinner this evening, when it will be a choice of defrosted Spag Bol - or freezer shavings on imaginary toast
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I'm down to my last emergency pizza for dinner tonight :(
But, on the upside, it's a large P.E. American Hot.
Just need to add some extra cheese, capers and green chilis. Nom!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ta JP!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Nice!
Johnny Knoxville with a beard
(JoePesky, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Lego Lass
is plastic, whereas all the acting in the Lord of The Rings films is just wooden
(Mackeson_drinker, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# another Masterclass here
as per:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Ta Monty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Now Iv'e finished wanking over Hannah I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# ^ needs more Ulrich Friedrich Wilhelm Joachim von Ribbentrop
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Ulrich Friedrich Wilhelm Joachim von Ribbett
www.youtube.com/watch?v=isPwSnFY6Cw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I think we're going to need a bigger, er...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:05, archived)
# milking stool
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Good grief!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Hannah Spearritt looks fooking hot in the new Primeval
two things get me going everytime
Dreadlocks or Corsets

Shame she isn't in a corset in the show
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I'll be back in about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I take it you've seen the clips of her in her pance from the first ever episode?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:20, archived)
# seen 'em, paused 'em, printed 'em, covered 'em in spunk


errr, I mean, yeah, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# just spunk on to your screen
that's what squeegees are for

back in the old days, when computers were marketed as 'Internet ready' I made this, clipart-tastic thing...


probably around 95/96 I guess!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Ahead of your time you were.
You'd probably just need the wiper on the top half of the screen in them days :p
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# oh god yes
I'll be back in another five min
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)
# MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
# yes
yes she does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Series one was the best
She doesn't walk about in just her pants anymore :(

EDIT: Also the new girl is pretty nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)
# ooh yes she is!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)
# HAAAAAAHAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Go on my son, you can still wring out at least 2 more straight-to-video efforts....
before the well is finally dry, exposing the dead cat at the bottom of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I literally lost the plot with Saw
about 4 films ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# First one is ace
2 was ok

the rest are dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Hear Hear Mr S
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# i've not seen any of these film apart from a couple of scenes while skipping channels.
are any worth watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# not really it's just porn for sick fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:02, archived)
# first one was fairly good.
Second one was bland but had a couple of good "oooooh, that's gotta hoit!" moments. Third one was tripe. I imagine it only got worse from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:02, archived)
# First one not bad
all the others - pointless, unscary torture porn for teenage boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# It's not the torture porn that's the issue
It's that after the first one it all gets like a soap opera, or CSI - you have to remember who was what in the previous movies and it's all very tedious
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Breaking up the otherwise mindless tedium of Strategic Missile Defence Surveillance...


'Ning b3ta. I trust we've all got our smashing pance on today?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha I wouldn't be suprised
and I have decided to en-liven the day by foregoing pants today!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Rock and roll Chutters!
I am still defiantly without progeny. Due date minus 7. Man this waiting around is frustrating...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I know that feeling
Mrs Chutney was +3 days over, I spent the last 2 weeks with the car keys in the pocket of whatever I was wearing 24 hours a day, going slowly mad from coffee & tension... *man hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Totally this.
I made a yummy roast lamb yesterday and was playing the wine quantities surveying game all evening...

"well I've had 2 glasses, but they were only small, and it's been spread over about 3 hours and a big meal - surely I can have another one while I watch the footy and still be OK if it all kicks off..."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I admitted to myself that I don't have that level of self-regulating control around booze
so I just didn't drink at all.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Yeah I think that'll be the way forward from here on in.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# it'll only be for a few days
then you can wet the babys head with a right good knees up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I drove back from the hospital in the snow after 19 or more hours of Mrs Chutney squeezing through the night
Got in made a coffee, poured a glass of whisky, sat at the kitchen table.... then woke up face down on the same table 5 hours later with both cup and glass still in front not a sip taken from either.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I trust you necked the whisky and then put yourself to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)
# When my first was born after 36 hours...
...I got home at 4am and had the largest G&T I've ever drunk, as the sun came up.

I fell asleep, only to be woken at 7am by the missus saying "Are you coming in then or what". Fortunately the hospital was a short walk from the house.

My second is due in 4 weeks, but now the hospital is miles away :(
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# We have a hospital just round the corner from us, where they've just closed the damn mat ward!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
swerving all the way to the hospital.

have a nice big curry tonight, that'll get things moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I think we were so lucky
Progeny #1 arrived bang on due date and within 4 hours of arriving at hospital
Progeny #2 arrived 2 days early and within 5 hours of hospital arrival
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Good skills.
Although I have a friend whose wife holds the record.

He has a car park entrance ticket at the hospital timed at 10.50am, and cut the cord at 11.15am that same day.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# was she pre-greased?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Mrs H was always strangely unamused when I suggested a jar of goose fat for the 'things to include in the hospital bag' sessions in our ante-natal classes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# we went the
full 2 weeks over and induction...not a good course of events. if it comes to induction, one word, remember and repeat it over and over...epidural, epidural, epidural.
(prostheses, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Ning Baz! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Good 'ning Mr Ninj. All well?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Fine ta sir!
How's your smashing self? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Anxious...
see replies to TMOC up ^ there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Ooh!
All the best mate, *paces up and down* for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)
# what a WOPR
I still have last night's pance on given that I am still in my pyjamas as I'm full of the man-cold
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Ah Man Flu. Possibly the most debilitating illness on the face of the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# *prays for a miracle*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Jim-Jams *and* Pance?
I think that breaks several EU dictates and possibly even the Geneva Convention.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
# would you like to play a game?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, Tactical Nuclear Defence Screen plays you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
#
How about a nice game of chess?
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I love this.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Shitty Beatle!

(there's a sound like a cat purring in my flat, but I dont own a cat.
I'm off to investigate....)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Yuk

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
I absolutely love this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:46, archived)
# 'ningles
how's things with you on this fine overcast and windy day?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Ningles
I fear I am still asleep.
Why is this so?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)
# narcolepsy?
going to bed late?

lyme disese?

www.b3ta.com/board/10302373
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# ooh congratulations sir
I so wanton of those, but I don't know what I'd do with one

I went to bed before midnight, after a lovely hot bath, but just couldn't get to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
# hummm...
...perhaps some kind of herbal sleep drugs are in order.

like nightol.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Hah!
Asian Polly is larvley.
mmmmmm
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)
# please excuse him, he's from Bangalore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaa
"Don't mention the Raj, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it."
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# !
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Balti Titties :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
#
www.fawltytowersresort.com/ - no horsies. Just idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# MERRY NEW YEAR! HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Fuck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# They're getting shitfaced!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I've had to block that
it was making me feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# thats shit !!
Do cats steal your soul while you sleep? And if so, is it true that they will eat your dead body?

find that cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I can't see any difference
More to the point, I can't hear any difference
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Fooled me...
he looks just like an Eagle!

(and he has a tiny ballbag and no cock?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:41, archived)
# job microwave
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)
# ha ha ... i laugh at this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Why should clearing mines be so dreary eh?
C'mon lets make some lemonade!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Lego less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Oooyah
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:57, archived)
# sounds like a job for the old miniture umbrella to me.

hold still, this may smart a little.

*yanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:12, archived)
# ooyah
Never had this treatment before, but I always imagined the miniture umbrella to be like those ones you get in cocktails. Ooh, I said cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Pffft.
"tails"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:22, archived)
# i'm not sure the paper construction would be up to the job
of vigorous pipe cleaning
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:24, archived)
# cockfire + readybrek = spiders
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha I love that film
Best opening song ever
"Down in Peaceful Verde Valley......."
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant film.

Probably features more gut-sucking than an entire series of Star trek
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)
# A great film from the 70's, genuinely creepy (and that's not just shatner's performance)
also a film which is perhaps actually worthy of a remake, as long as they use a majority of real spiders, and not 'too' much cgi
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:09, archived)
# The Woo is strong with this one.
And a very good morning to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:13, archived)
# morning chap
another week of mystery and excitement before us, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Alas, no mystery or excitement for me until tomorrow.
I have to finish decorating the bedroom, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:20, archived)
# there's this one too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Han blinked first!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Oh for God's sake
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:49, archived)
# A step up from other puns!
Most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:35, archived)
# WOO!
splendid.

my only gripe is in frame 1 luke is in 'jedi' costume yet in frame 2 and 3 he is in 'empire' costume.

i think you should sack your continuity woman.

and 'NING TOASTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:02, archived)
# the source is actually a silhouette from Empire
haha! in your face! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)
# bah! his thigh looks a little chunky
perhaps his leg just grow.

oh, getting used to a tablet instead of a mouse for the first time in a couple of years.

i may do a non cdc pic to celebrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# It was five MONTHS ago, Tim!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:06, archived)
# yeah!
well it still hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:10, archived)
# I think that that one line is perhaps the best comment and critique of sci-fi nerddom ever.
Concise, accurate, and funny. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:22, archived)
# i must go and get my box set out.

it deserved more viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Hahahah terrifically done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:30, archived)
# "Luke join me, on the Stannah side!"
also: Why was the Millenium Falcon parked on the stairs? Because someone had left the Landing Lights on... I'll get me coat, shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Should've closed the bay windows
The dog tractor lot of mud in...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# hahah
this is utterly superb

That your staircase?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:10, archived)
# it's 3 different staircases
from Google
one in each wing of my mansion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:34, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:13, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Fantastic
There's something very Clouseau and Kato about setting their fight in a domestic setting.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 2:00, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# why...
...has this not previously bindun? Brilliant!
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# i have been a mad scientist today...

makin monsters in my lab and whatnot :)
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 5:36, archived)
# Woo and a Love your swamp monster
* Reminds me of this ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 6:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I.T. guys...

can always find ways to have fun. (No shopping required)
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 2:11, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 2:38, archived)
# I approve this message.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 3:06, archived)
# i did this to it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 4:46, archived)
# JUST KEEDING
(JoePesky, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 2:53, archived)
# The tower, the tower!
Rapunzel, Rapunzel!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 7:01, archived)
# *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:25, archived)
# When your aim is off.
Not appropriate?

Smallened for the whingers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 1:36, archived)

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