Tits.... Tits.... Tits.... Tits.... Tits....
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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"tit suck"seems more likely to me.
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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who is she anyway?im somewhat mesmerised
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:13,
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still doesnt say who she isBut yes, i love it :-D
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:33,
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Her film name is "Stoya"I once did, erm, some research on her
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:57,
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And yes, you are right,I could not get William done in a single lunch hour.
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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I'mhiding behind you.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20,
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# I'm on the top of the worldlooking down on creation #
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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Shit, I actually know someone who looks like this.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:07,
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Actually,so do I.
Where is she from?
(Where is she from?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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By marrying her before it is noticeable? LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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54 years, in the full glare of public interest Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:58,
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Haha.....Well at least we'll have all the conspiracy theories to look forward to,After the 54 years is over...!
(,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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Thank you.If more people were like you then there would be less of the others.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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If my local Sainsburys wasn't half as busy as it is.....They'd get twice as many people wanting to shop there.....
(,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:19,
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Where will you be staying after the ceremony?The Titz.
Nicely done :)
(Nicely done :)
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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I'd do a runner if I were you. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:29,
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Bit of a broad statement
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:31,
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I think he has a finger on the pulse of this thread.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:37,
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Peas on earth and goodwill to all men! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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'cause you've been stalking this thread
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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Leaf me alone it's not my fault.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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This thread certainly has a pulse Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:57,
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You stole that. I'll legume go on that, however.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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Not going to give him a black-eye then?
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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Ooops this thread is repeating on us.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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It later went on to join CND.....Because it was into the peas movement....!!
(,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:33,
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Gumby is pissing into a urinal.
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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That's given me some peas of mind monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:27,
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Goths get light sabres now?WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:47,
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DAMMITJUST WHEN I WAS LOVING HIP HOP
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:05,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Goth!"){kind=small}
Nobody knew. BECAUSE NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THEM.*Crudely inserts not worth it's own thread effort into another thread.*
(
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:57,
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I have to manage emo kids at work with blue hair and they spout the same shit at me
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:05,
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I guess this is what it feels like to be over 30
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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Come in one day with an orange clown wig and say you were just joining in.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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You should throw it right back at them, I certainly do.MY HAIR IS THIS WAY NOT BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO LOOK THIS WAY BUT BECAUSE I'M OLD. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, OR MY NEED TO WEAR A CARDIGAN.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:11,
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hahahaI've already told that little fucker that tatoos are a form of self mutilation. It went down as well as it did on b3ta.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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They are if you do it yourselfIf you go to a tattooist surely it's just regular mutilation?
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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i got a cardigan from my sis for crimbo. a cardigan with elbow patches.
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:38,
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from the episode where he has his mind twisted into thinking he got lucky at the christmas party.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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I'm so glad jar jar binks is not considered canon in this instance
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:15,
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*winces*edit: The bouncers have fantastic hats on.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:43,
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Club Shiter fall down stairs are freeeeeeeeeee
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:43,
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fun and sunshine must be rationeddue to shortages
(
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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Well, if you insist on pissing in a shit club then I guess this will happen sooner or later
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:44,
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Haha nice.......A friend of mine lost his false teach doing that once....
(,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:27,
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Is the one on the left Charlie Chan? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:21,
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I think that was what inspired me, yes.It was done a long, long time ago.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:02,
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Prof!*shakes hand*
Ugh. *wipes hand on Prof's sleeve*
(Ugh. *wipes hand on Prof's sleeve*
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:38,
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if you can't tell the difference between a birdand an elephant it's time to stop running a zoo
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:44,
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Does that mean I can stop milking the iguana? Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:51,
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Cue a million peas..
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:37,
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Chuckle-chuckle Mission! Chu-chuckle mission!To me, to Q.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:04,
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Don't cross the streams. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:11,
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It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:26,
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To Me-rrow Never Dies? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:14,
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The Spy Who Loved Me to You The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:16,
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You Only Live Twice (And I'll Go And Put The Kettle On) Smallbrainfield,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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Does that mean there is a Painstorm coming?:D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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Uh-oh ... Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:35,
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shopping in EscherLand has it's ups and downs
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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M C Esher: The blooper reelwoo
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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hahahahahhahahahahaProper lol's - This is unbelievably excellent!
( Q4nobody,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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Beyondexcellent! *Clicks furiously*
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:15,
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lolold people.
(
Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:19,
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This is upsetting me.And not in a sexy way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:01,
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This is excellent.EDIT: In fact, it could be the most excellent thing, ever.
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:53,
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Down with going up . . . and up with going down !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:14,
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This is remarkable....... and truly quite amazing.
*click*
(*click*
Ugi , it's a game of give and cake,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:40,
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This is possiblyone of the best things I've seen since I joined B3ta. It kills me.
(,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:00,
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You're famous*Front page of theChive
*to me, (no credit on the site you see)
(*to me, (no credit on the site you see)
Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:34,
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Jesus needs to get a new assistant pretty fucking quickly.
Previously Four Years Ago | One Year Ago
AhahahaNice series. Can't wait for the next one :)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:09,
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^ This* Waits... . .
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:13,
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Getting in the way of Social Mobility more like!LOL! That's Satire!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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I like the girl, but the rest can fuck off Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:06,
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I sometimes travel on the tube to Lancaster Gate........ whenever I do, I think that the name is what you do to a badly behaved network.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:09,
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Didn't he do the Born free song as well
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:54,
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His back catalogue is extensive.And yes, he did.
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:56,
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A great composerbut I really fucking hate that song
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:01,
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Sugary sweet.I always liked his score for "Robin And Marian".
Sweeping stuff.
(Sweeping stuff.
Captain Howdy,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:05,
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Has this been posted before?Getting a weird sense of deja-vu, here.
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:55,
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Must have been the last time he died...? Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:06,
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He wrote the hokey cokey as well? Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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He always liked to keep his hand in.And his left leg.
Then his right leg..
(Then his right leg..
Captain Howdy,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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Very sad but I like David Arnold. I figure Bond's in safe hands.Now all we need is a decent writer.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:22,
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Lenny, Lenny, he's our man. If he can't draw it, no-one can!
Captain Howdy,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:46,
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This is WRONG!But still amusing - Woo
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:25,
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With those scissor-arms, he'd have their heads of in a sec! Have a DavinChe!
Q4nobody,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:59,
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I don't really follow the snookerMy mum quite likes it though
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:40,
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Bit RIS here, mate.Have they been sacked, or something?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:46,
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^ thisdon't really get how they are
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:05,
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RISAnd what's Tobey Torres done?
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:51,
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If I was offered triple my salaryto go to another company where I would be more successful I would probably consider it
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:58,
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bollocks to the transfer windowi think people should be reminded that it is the last day to file your tax return online or face £100 fine.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:01,
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Yayhe looks a bit happy for a goth though
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:33,
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A goth sloth enjoying frothing broth!
After google image searching "bubblebath", probably getting put on a register for seeing naked children in baths, it still looks crap :(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:38,
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don't search for dog humpingyou end up on all sorts of government lists
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:52,
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Well ... yes ...Obviously.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:24,
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cockface he has a big cock facethe body of a cat and a face like a cock
that'll be his theme tune
(that'll be his theme tune
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:26,
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...sounds familiarHHMMMM.... :P
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:27,
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*gloveslaps*how dare you sir
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:29,
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You sick, wonderfool loon.I can even hear the wet slapping sound in my head. *shudders*
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:27,
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Excellent work!I especially like how his eyes squash in pain on impact, great work Butters :)
( Q4nobody,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:39,
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ThanksAnd merry b3taday. :D
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:06,
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Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap.Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap. Plap.
Lovely stuff.
(Lovely stuff.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:55,
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Ha ha ha... You loon! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:16,
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I had a dog try it on at the weekendI only asked for a light outside the club and she tried kissing me, the wife looked like she was going to kill her
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:22,
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There is an easy way to avoid this...DON'T TAKE THE WIFE OUT CLUBBING!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:24,
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Debbie McGee? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:18,
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In case it rains?
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:04,
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community service.....(whale in Thames etc)...:D(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:04,
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Ahh so that's before he found the special brew and grew the pube-beard below!It all makes sense now!
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:10,
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Yes.Let me get on my white gloves and whistle. You bring the glowsticks.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:18,
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Boy George has been hitting the special brew again.
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:23,
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Brian Blessed in transvestite shocker
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:24,
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Thank fuck for that. I thought I had to go to work. Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:26,
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But there's text on the pictureWhich means it's ok...
...
(...
Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:26,
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Anyone who says different is clearly delusional.Your sig: Any squirrels or just squirrels with tits?
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:12,
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Mainly this little Goth Squirrel I found hovering around my garden over the weekend
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:22,
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Just finished reading the "Long walk to Freedom"...What a great man!
Q4nobody,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:41,
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CANDLES!EDIT: He also looks to have a Jedward quiff thing? Woo!
CAKE
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:54,
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This is true...Happy Toast made the cake and I wobbled it...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:05,
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that is very very coolmore of this sort of thing.
Also Happy candleday
(Also Happy candleday
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:55,
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Thank youI haven't made one in a while, but I'm planning the next already...
( Q4nobody,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:08,
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woo candlesYou are very good at this lettering thing!
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:59,
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haha, thanks sirI guess you could call them typefaces? It all started with The Fonts
(
Q4nobody,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:12,
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Nice work and happy candleday :)As a minor TJ, this was the best thing I saw this weekend:
b3ta.com/links/585385
(b3ta.com/links/585385
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:03,
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It says "You need Firefox"What is that
(waits for flaming)
((waits for flaming)
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:07,
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Internet Explorer v2.4 Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:13,
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Ha ha ha... I don't think I have seen that before...EDIT: www.studentology.net/monday/ ?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:21,
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Bloody cracking stuff.When he was in Leeds my primary school were picking people from my class to see him, but I wasn't chosen. /pointless story.
And Happy B3taday you very talented person.
(And Happy B3taday you very talented person.
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:21,
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Happy b3taday!Gloomy candle facts though. Thank heavens for the chimp!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:45,
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Bacon!What are we doing?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:00,
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Er, not quite.THERE IS A STORY ABOUT A MONKEY!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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Yes, I said that, you panel'Noon!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:18,
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I'm pretty sure that this week is not a good week for Air Travel either.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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Amazing . . . and Happy Day ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:22,
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Angus Deighton, trying to be young:
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:03,
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A friend and I have scientifically concluded that "Thunderstruck"is one of the best intros ever ever ever.
Ningles peep-hos. Did we all have a lovely bash in Derby? Sorry I wasn't there, but sadly I absolutely hate everyone and was busy at home sitting in an empty room writing poetry about the beautiful pain of my self-enforced solitude.
(Ningles peep-hos. Did we all have a lovely bash in Derby? Sorry I wasn't there, but sadly I absolutely hate everyone and was busy at home sitting in an empty room writing poetry about the beautiful pain of my self-enforced solitude.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:28,
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Aha ha ha..THUNDER!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:33,
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Your wish, Sir ... is my command. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:48,
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I was only joking, you knobber :pBut fair enough!
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:21,
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Yeah I did that tooexcept interspersed with long spells of vigorous self-abuse
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:42,
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I must admit topreferring the way that the drummer screws with your headbanging rhythm on
the intro to "Shake Your Foundations". Watch the rhythm switch at 0:12.
(,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:11,
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the intro to "Shake Your Foundations". Watch the rhythm switch at 0:12.
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