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(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Arf..... they've clearly been on the nescafe.....!!!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# The traditional instant coffee brand for bringing single, wealthy , 'attractive' people together is Gold Blend.
Which brand, as has been astutely pointed out, is now owned by nescaffay.
BUT!
If I had a poncy, minimalist flat, I'd surely use ground coffee. Maybe even grind my own beans.
(And then grind some coffee beans and make some filter coffee or something)
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# It has always been Nescafe Gold Blend.
I buy "Own Brand" Gold Blend with is just as good/crap as Nescafe Gold blend. I do not own a Filter coffee maker.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Yeah, but you live in a £5m penthouse apartment in Kensington, as we all know.
You're just ostentatiously slumming it with your coffee choices.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Nescafe kill african children
Don't drink it. Every time someone drinks a cup of Nescafe or does the shake-the-beans thing, a small african dies, starving and covered in flies and probably cholera or aids.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# I drink Lavazza myself.....I was making a Gaddafi joke... ;-)
Colonel Gaddafi said "They put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe."..!!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12575206
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Lucy in the Contrast with Diamonds?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Ha! Though it's better than the alternative.
Pass the monster-munch.
 
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Haha arf!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# haha
oh fuck, is this going to be like mstandot's "something" outside meme?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)
# pffft
you never know!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I was just about to ask that myself.


:D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# The world watches and waits for you to make it clear what they're talking about.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)
# he has a t-shirt with some of them on
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Weather Innit
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
# weather out it, shirley?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Turn on, tune in, drop Plymouth Rock..

(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# this is glorious
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I love this guy, but I've got the brakes smoking and squealing trying to restrain myself.

(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Watching telly? What a gross abuse of LSD.
Almost drowning from wading in to the sea to escape the peculiar whispering vapour escaping from the cracks in the kitchen ceiling?
A far better use of one's time.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Oh, I don't know.
Scoffing two microdots and watching "Dougal and The Blue Cat", closely followed by "Jacob's Ladder", was quite an experience.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# That's if you actually were watching Jacob's Ladder.
Called your folks recently?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# FAR OUT COCKALORUM!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Haha.


TV Bitch!!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# red sky at night, big pile of shite
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Red sky at night - Port Talbot's on fire
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# nothing less than it deserves
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# always smells of rotten eggs...
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# NOT ALWAYS!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# ....mostly
mind you... i think its improved ALOT in the last few years
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Mostly?
Smells like burnt hair and bums every day!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Red Sky an Night
shepherd's pie
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Red sky at night, catnippp was right
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# black sky at night
night
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Black sky in the Morning
you've woken up in the middle of the night.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# hahahah
click!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Red sky in the morning,
probed anus is burning.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Red sky at night - The Russians are parachuting in.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Green sky at night
the acid's kicked in
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Minced lamb, various winter vegetables and mashed potato,
shepherd's pie.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Red Sky at Night,
Patrick Moore's haemorrhaging piles.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Shepherd's Creamy Pink Splodge
...I don't know where i'm going with this..
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Sheep drown in morning
global warming
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Surprised I haven't seen this done before.
I even booted up my rusty Photoshop to give it a go.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Gasp, a slightly topical comic?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Looks like SCIENCE to me!
:)
 
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
# science from big brother
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# This isn't science.

There are no safety goggles.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Stay tr00 and KVLT, science!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)
# His head looks like the Countryside in ploughing season!


(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Haha, I will remember that one
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I'm just keepin' it real, yo.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Haha
I would say ninja edit but it's more like a giant ninja.. which is very noticable xD
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Yes, I made it just now SPECIALLY for you.
and future occasions when it is important to shout SCIENCE! in normal conversation.
 
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Have they really done that?
And nice comic, of course.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Ta.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Is this topical?
That would be the recipe for Lilt, surely.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
# The last frame looks tropical.
For Scotland.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Sun out and only slightly misty?
Gonna be a few sunburnt scots today.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha
to the un trained eye they would think this was cocaine, but edd likes Coke as in the fizzy drink.. :D


or is it about cocaine?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Maybe it was cocaine and they thought it meant coke
That could also work, haha.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Maybe the cook went wrong
Went a bit Albert Hoffman
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# You're meant to neutralise the chemical in the coca leaves
Silly.

Woo!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:21, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
# :D
Great!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Finger Puppets!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Finger?
Tentacle Temptress more like.

Woo Sir!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Well this is just lovely
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Aw, that's going to turn out quite sad.
But filling presumably.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:15, archived)
# he likes going for the bald ones. Hair tastes funny.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Positively
Lovely =)
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Awe... very nice.....
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Haha,
This is brill!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Love it

...wait a minute...that's no moon!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ... it's a fully operational copy/paste!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# haha
thats great.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] How about science fiction? That's alright, yeah?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Excelsior!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Groovy, thankee sirrah!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha
What are you doing, Tiddles?

NWIOT
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Too true =)
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I did wonder if that was the sugar left over from a set of turkish delight.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# those sweets are made about 200 metres from me right now!
simpkins sweets, hillsborough - the makers of boiled sweets in icing sugar in a tin.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Superconductor!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Tanks!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Hooray!
This is most woo. Took me a while to recognise the cat's-eye :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Cheers, glad it's noticeable even though it's intentionally and perhaps stupidly small.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:33, archived)
# This is excellent.
Great attention to detail.
 
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# This is all kinds of excellent.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Cheers man!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Superb!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# I say old Chap, would you
mind awfully if one were to shit on your rug?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Go ahead . . . as long as you wipe your own ascot !
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# No drooling on the chairs.
You sit up straight when you play poker too.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:08, archived)
# rediculous
I loves it!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)
# this¬
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
# It's a gag alright !
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# haahaha
this deserves more comments :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I shall repost it in a new thread mid morning tomorrow
that should get it some comments :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# That goes perfectly
with the music from that new audi advert.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Jesus Virgin Active, I know sex sells but...
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Cocks!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:12, archived)
# dang ol....
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# His chiseled chin is chiseled !
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# haaaa
that's awesome!

top work :)
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:55, archived)
# thanks
i made him from neil patrick harris, who also looked like beavis when he was younger
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# That is brilliant.
Are you going to do Bill or Dale? please say dale
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:18, archived)
# These are just ACE
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha.... excellent.....
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Looks like Neil Patrick harris!
eerie
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# This is fucking ace n
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Your jedi powers only temporarily work on us.

Inspired by herman:D and b3ta.com/links/cats:6
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Marvellous! :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I think this may qualify for a compo entry the cats are using science to overcome his Jedi mind-tricks!
;)
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# He looks a bit like John Cleese in that.
:)
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)
# it's hard not to keep watching
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# =)
(=
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I don't know how many times I keep looking at this....!!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# well this cat did not overcome the jedi powers
i will learn to do this maybe . .
thanks for being so cool
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Calling it Jekyll was a mistake
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# nice!
ooo, time for drunkenness!
'bye all!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# cats are foxes, trufax
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Our cat isn't really a cat
It's shaped like a cat, but doesn't act like a cat.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Fat? Cox? Fax?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Foxy nationalism?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)
# yay, nicely
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The experiment went wrong!

(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
# after nings peeps
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# middle one
she looks like jimmy's mum off raising hope
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Sitting at home with a buggered back... This has taken me all morning...
This took far to long!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# and after all that - I DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# it works well enough to be woosome
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Coolio.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Thanks everyone... I may have another look at it this afernoon?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I have worked out where it goes wrong and I am working on it...
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# jesus
these are amazing
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I like this :D Have a
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Purely awesome
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:32, archived)
# nice
It was worth it, only a small amount of adjustment needed.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Yay... excellent.....
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# super!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 6:44, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Yay!
I now have the Moon Patrol theme running through my head.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# A car made of bacon cannot jump
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Woo for the effort!
And a yay for the result!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# mmmm, toasted cat
why am i suddenly hungry?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# awwww
fried kitty
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# sad kitten!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# This does explain why cats are so fuzzy.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:38, archived)
# He's invented X rays.....!!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Gets rid of door-trapped toasty bits
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# 80s tastic!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:18, archived)
# arf!
*plays guns & roses to drown earworm*
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# The bass riffs to 7 nation army work for me 99.9% of the time.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:22, archived)
# i do love that one
but at the moment, it's got to be sympathy for the devil
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
# *bells fail to ring*
*fires up youtube*
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# the guns & roses version
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Oh.
*clicks off the rolling stones*
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# i just like Axl's voice
him and Steven Tyler
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# where did i leave that pan?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
#

(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# haha!
That's 'king brilliant
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
spang !
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice one
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:02, archived)
# awesome!
now stuck in my head for the rest of the week
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Who is that twat?
I have no idea, but he looks like a twat to me. What a twat.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# His twattery transcends recognition.
Also: who is he?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I heard he's a twat
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I googled "Boden catalogue" and saw him. Just thought he looked a bit of a twat.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Yeah.
Who does he think he is with his twatty pink jacket and his twatty jpeg artifacts? Twat.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Child star. Found fame on Twat's Life
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# and so with tons of smudging, bobby davro becomes beavis
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# best thing he's ever did was this
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# i have audio but no video :(
youtube has been doing that to random vids lately
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# bobby davro in stocks...he then falls forward onto his face
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# FUCK
i really want to see that, i'm going to be trying this all day

EDIT: worked when i played in pop out, hahahaha, that made my morning, thanks :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# :D Epix
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# hahahaha
"oh god, bobby"

"oh jesus"
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)
# *punches air*
Woot!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Tony Blair?????
Woo

I have to keep on ctrl + F5 on /links, it's annoying
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha:D nice have a

(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# cheers bud
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# arf :D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
# ha
he creeps me out so much
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# This is the coolest thing... I have ever seen.
Uhh-huh-huh-huh-huh...
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# is that an unshopped pic of benedict cumberbatch?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Hunh hunh hunh
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Kim Jong ill behavior
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha
probably a lil NSFW though.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Nice wallpaper!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# hahayes
but you wouldn't have that on your office computer ...?
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Almost hypnotic.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# We had a table cloth like that when I was little.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Ha ha - Kim with his decadent western imperialist lap dog
 
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)

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