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# In an ideal world this is what yell would return


Can't help but think that the best way forward would be to grab digital copies and then pay some Eastern European pressing plant to bootleg it, then again trance trousered burnouts might not consider that.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:28, archived)
# oh, sorry
I've entered the wrong forum. Do excuse me.


I'm sure b3ta used to be in this room.... *scratches head*
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:29, archived)
# You too, eh...
I'm also very consfused
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)
# have this instead. I don't know where I was going with it
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:42, archived)
# awwww!
That is the most awesome thing I've seen so far today
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:49, archived)
# I KNOW!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:53, archived)
# All the other Clangers listened queitly as Tiny Clanger told them all about the Klu Klux Clang
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:53, archived)
# haha! only a clanger can make a KKK outfit look charming
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:54, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:59, archived)
# ^ ^ what she said
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)
#

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)
# This is actually very serious!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:35, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:43, archived)
# You crazy hipsters and your freaky ways..
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:37, archived)
# How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh, it's a really obscure number you probably haven't heard of
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Ha-ha!
The first laugh of Friday is always a welcome herald.
Cheers.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:39, archived)
# haha - love that one
I told this one at work yesterday in front of a bunch of consultants. They looked uncomfortable...

How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than you thought was necessary but fewer than you'll be billed for
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:41, archived)
# were the MoD 'consultants'?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:49, archived)
# haha no
we get our lighbulbs from our Office Management company!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:54, archived)
# How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two.
One to change the bulb, and one to hold my cock. Mother. Ladder! I meant ladder..

(C) Mad Dogs
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:46, archived)
# hahaha!
I'm enjoying that far more than I thought I would.
Even Max Beesley isn't ruining it
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:50, archived)
# It's a pretty stellar cast for British tv, and well scripted.
Haven't watched last night's finale, yet.
I'm hoping it doesn't collapse in a blaze of blood, bullets and bullshit..
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:55, archived)
# I'm saving it for sunday night
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:00, archived)
# How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't worry about your poor old mother, I'll just sit here in the dark.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Ha!
Excellent.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:42, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Awesome lurkage
but what on earth...?

'nings
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Okey dokey - I think I get it, now..
Is this a riff on the Yellow Pages/J. R. Hartley updated ad?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:44, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
maybe his leg had just grow
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Puzzling
day pulse thundeR
transfers
web
the windows
things I like
wishlist
toggle away
file sharing
Search files
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:51, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:57, archived)
# SLSK fuck year.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)
# ha!
I got it eventually.

Off to do some flyfishing....
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Share that insight!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 4:26, archived)
# DAMMIT MOFAHA
POST SOMETHING HAPPY
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 5:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 5:52, archived)
# It'll have to do i guess
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 5:57, archived)
# This is happy.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Melodious
that is.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:21, archived)
# adult lego?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Sorry, here's the uncropped version

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 7:15, archived)
# Sniffin ma kneee
Sniffin ma kneee
Sniffin ma kneee-ee-ee!!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 7:50, archived)
# smells like stale urine
and sugar puffs
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Ver nice.
Looked at the bottom part first and saw two rabbits.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 3:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 3:45, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Bangin' 7 gram rocks
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 4:16, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Is it real?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:33, archived)
# No!
I am


'tis good though
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 2:00, archived)
# No
No soldier.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 2:11, archived)
# is this
some kind of duplocate?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Great minds, and all that
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:29, archived)
# yeah!!!!
(, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm given to understand that this sort of thing can be approved of from time to time..
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:52, archived)
#
Me, Grimlock, support gay marriage.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:06, archived)
# This ^
Made me laugh way more than it should have done
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Taste the Rainbow...
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 5:23, archived)
# I just thought this was funny, basically.

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Looks familliar.
Did you make this?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:45, archived)
# iWatering
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:52, archived)
# iWater works better as search term
Yeh...
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 5:01, archived)
# But it says at the top you highlighted iPhone?
Is the website broken?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Wow, I look at reddit sometimes too
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:58, archived)
# so you've seen this then:
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:17, archived)
# oh hey, check this out

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:25, archived)
# oh, hi pedro
that's pretty cool. i've never seen that before.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:42, archived)
#

Yeah, on reflection I should probably stay back in /links.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 3:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 4:15, archived)
# Whoa!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 5:53, archived)
# Pure cracked genius.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:13, archived)
# I prefer this :
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:50, archived)
# With a nod to some internet comic I can't quite remember...
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Come, son of Jor-El
and Kneel before Yoff!

Yoffy lifts a finger, and a mouse is there/Puts his hands together, and a seagull takes the air/Yoffy lifts a finger, and a scampi darts about/Yoffy bends another, and a tortoise head peeps out/These hands were made for making, and making they must do.

[EDIT] After making this, I obviously had to go and track down an episode of Fingerbobs on Youtube. And during the theme song, the line 'a tortoise head peeps out' made me chuckle more than it probably did when I was a nipper.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
# fingermouse!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
# correct!
now, for a bonus point, who is the character on the right of shot?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)
# jimmy nail?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)
# SHE'S LYING
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# lazy bitch!
tell her to get up and wash the pots
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# fuck off!
there's only the soup pan and that's soaking!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# there'll be a bowl and a glass soon
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# You had a glass of soup?
That's just wrong
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# i'm having the soup in a bowl
the glass is for the vodka, silly!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# yeah
s'posed to be in a cup. or is that poo?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# there's only one of me
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:07, archived)
# 1/ have you got a mirror?
2/ and a webcam
3/ ?
4/ profit
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:16, archived)
# i've got a mirror but
i knocked my webcam off when i was pissed and stood on it.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)
# ouch
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)
# it didn't hurt
i was pissed
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:23, archived)
# it hurt the prospect of
"one girl, one cup"
starring smashed monkey
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# well, yes
but thanks to the IBS, that was always going to be just a pipe dream
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)
# ibs is a bitch, i know
and seeing as we're on the subject, i'm going to get some supper
g'night folks, and happy friday!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)
# think i'll turn in, too
g'night all!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)
# /sig
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:48, archived)
#
(yeah, i get it now...)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# why do you think i said it?
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# yay
it's probably my favourite ever joke that i may or may not have come up with myself... I think I did, but I may have forgotten where I first heard it. If I did think it up first, I'm very proud. It really is an awesome joke.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# i came up with the dirty fraggle rock song
about 30 years ago.
nobody believes me, though.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# gazza?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# STEPHEN HAWKING!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# sorry, the correct answer is Roy Orbison with his glasses off.
ROUND 2

Describe the colour indigo.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# delightfully inky
like the ink of a gay squid
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# like four short men hauling six metric tonnes of helium through an anthill
i'm right, aren't i?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)
# melifluous
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:01, archived)
# that word is so good, it makes me a little moist
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:06, archived)
# http://www.tena.co.uk/
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:08, archived)
# pffff
or should i say psss
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea from a couple of years back...

3ds max + Final Render. Not for a game.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)
# bridge/shark/fake
great work there
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)
# almost...
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)
# wow
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# A little confused by the feet,
although I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation that I in my ignorance of 3D thingies like refraction indexes will have overlooked :(
Outstanding work though! :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
#
...much as I'd like to blame the laws of physics, it looks to be a modelling fuckup. :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:26, archived)
# PEAROASTING CUNT
but very impressive render
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Is it for a game?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:57, archived)
# looks real to me :)
take it apart
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Even Lego has it's right wing elements
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i've never seen a cornetto more wrong than that one
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
# OI, ICE CREAM MAN, MY CORNETTO IS ON FUCKING FIRE
*sound of jaunty tinkly music fading into the distance*
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)
# and it smells like hatred
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:52, archived)
# damn those ice cream charlatans!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:55, archived)
# 10p mixes are 20p these days
you couldn't make it up!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:59, archived)
# and sherbet fountains are half empty
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# I had some fizzy wiz space dust the other day
it was good, if slightly underwhelming.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:07, archived)
# stick it in a cheesecake base
seriously.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)
# what a great idea
I'm going to garnish curry with it too
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)
# no!
sweet things do not belong in curry!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I beg to differ
Raisins
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)
# NO
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# oh god yes
wis I had curry now and not pizza for dinner
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:18, archived)
# and pineapple
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:18, archived)
# some of us
are having delicious homemade peewack soup
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:19, archived)
# WOW that is a coincidence
I'm whacking my pea :P
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:22, archived)
# hardly a coincidence
the amount of times you whack that pea, sooner or later someone's bound to be eating soup at the same time
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:24, archived)
# good point
right I'm in work at 6, Night all
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:24, archived)
# what about patia?
that's quite a sweetish one

and peshwari nan
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# i HATE sweet stuff in curry
sweet curry is for nancy boys
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:18, archived)
# and space raiders are 15p for half a bag
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Yellow shurely?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
#
RACIST
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:52, archived)
# god I'm fuckin' hatin this stupid compo
no offence there Paul P......just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes....
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)
# There have been a few I hated
no offence taken
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# same here....
I'm not a lego fan, never have been... so I'm lacking inspiration. Post below is likely to be my last for this compo.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:57, archived)
# same
this one took me all day, that and I didn't want to sit in the carpark at work making little clan members
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# i am a lego fan
and i haven't had any inspiration...
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)
# .
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:07, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)
# where does the hatred end :'(
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Usually I start with biting the head off first then finish with the body
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)
# If you bite the heads off
then you don't need photoshop for a good old fashioned head swap...

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)
# yay - Old Skool!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Oh man
I'd kill for some Jelly babies now. Even those mutant saliva babies look good
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I slice down the body
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Serial Killer style?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)
# kinda
lie them on my teeth and bite, like something from saw
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Those Red Bastards!
haha :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:10, archived)
# they all come out brown anyway
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
# haha sounds like the quote from "IT"
"They all float down here"
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Blocky Horror? =)

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# She's just a piece of plastic.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# you're thinking of casey
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:30, archived)
# arf!
although you should have 'shopped rocky, not frank
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Constructive Criticism ....
but it still hurts!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# frank IS more easily recognisable
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Identifiability
rules over technicalities
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:33, archived)
# true, true
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
# lego people are shit at the Timewarp
They can manage the jump to the left, but it's the step to the right that's the problem.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
Hahaha!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
# don't get me started on their pelvic thrust inadequacies
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
# The giant, malleable cock more than makes up for it, though.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:38, archived)
# so i've heard
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)
# I'm now contractually obliged to use that phrase at least once every day
whether it really fits in with the flow of replies or not :|
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
# anything that mentions giant, malleable cock
is fine by me
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Have you ever found
any replies that it doesn't flow with?!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:44, archived)
# certainly none of mine
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:45, archived)
# does it always have to be about sex with you?
;)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)
# yes. yes it does.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing ;)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Smash said it to me the other day in reponse to one of my posts.
I was shocked and appalled :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:22, archived)
# No wonder
they lean so far back then
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# harsh
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# matching ties:)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# haha, i love this very much
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Oh my this is great
the frame before the plane hits is wonderful
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
# cheers
would have liked to have done it slo-mo at 1000 fps..... haha.....alas:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:40, archived)
# ^this

^that
perfect expression :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
# So perfect expression
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# For some reason I knew that was Scanners even before it animated.
Top stuff :o)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# look you two, there's no mystery
I tried to copy the scene from Scanners, with the suit, tie, tache, glasses, microphone, so that's perhaps why you knew it was scanners. jeeeez.

(I forgot the fucking ID card goddaaaaammit!)
Fixed
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# But as THfH intimates, it's getting a bit strong when you see a loose association of fairly generic visual cues and think "ooo his head's going to explode!"
Some days I'm surprised by the number of occasions on whichb I'm sharing a ROOM WITH A PERSON WITH A DARK SUIT AND A TACHE WITH A MICROPHONE, ANDHIS HEAD MYSTERIOUSLY FAILS TOEXPLODE!

fucking capslock.

Right. Sleepy time. School night and all.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Has this person taken a dose of "Charlie Sheen"?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# dying's for losers
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Haha, nicely done!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# man, haven't watched that in ages
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:34, archived)
# haha, that's cool
you're such an After effects show off. *envies*
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I don't do so much AE thesedays
Herman:D is the new Guru
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:41, archived)
# BOOM!!!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)
# YOU HAVE A TWO YEAR OLD CHILD AND YOU'VE SMOKED WEED BEFORE???????!!!!
BOOM!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# this is how I imagine one of his mental rants to end
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:57, archived)
# nicely done btw
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# IT NEVER ENDS :'(
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
#
imagine want
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Be careful Jeremy Kyle's volatile head got me into bother with that troll a while back :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:02, archived)
# god I love this one
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:07, archived)
# *recommences gaz hate campaign*
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)
# don't forget to post it all over /board
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Tonight is a fine night to view the board
and this makes it perfect :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# ???
linky?

also, i love the anim, but am surprised it caused trollage
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Might still be searchable but it was a while back so I doubt it
some troll send me gazzes about the horrors of beheading and giving me links to some beheading videos which obvious I refused to visit but he wouldn't give up so he started on the board possing the gazzes there.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
# it was a little funny to start with
but ended up just being creepy
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Yeah very creepy
I was expecting to be stalked... what a dissappointment!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Bheading, srs bznz k?
Sounds like he was scarred by watching too many beheadings. The internet can do that to a person. I still have flashbacks about Numa.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:20, archived)
# when I close my eyes I see tubgirl :(
you wasn't there man
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:24, archived)
# He's now swimming with the fictgishes :(
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha fictishes charetor
It's wrong to laugh, but that's a manful attempt at spelling 2 words he clearly has no idea how to spell.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:23, archived)
# like he half-heard someone else say them in an unfamiliar accent
while listening to his ipod
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:26, archived)
# J. R. R. Lolkien
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
i don't care if your cousin's in the band, you're not on the list!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I wouldn't care if your couscous was in the band either.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# had to check i'd typed that right
damn this vodka
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# ballbag of margate
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I just lost the game
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# bastard
we all just lost the game
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I just got promoted
*swaggers off*
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Thanks. Thanks a lot.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# that'll teach you not to stick the dice up your nose
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# better than stickin' it up your arse
...not YOUR arse.....I meant ONE'S arse
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# good of you to clarify
as i don't stick dice up my arse.









any more.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Nose, not dice.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:06, archived)
# i'm not that flexible
or brave
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# I once swallowed a dice
and shat it out the next day. Not on purpose.

(the swallowing, that is. I was relieved to shit it out)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)
# You know, thank God you jumped,
because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
speak, friend, and enter this silly place
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Love the idea of Lolkien, should be a compo suggestion.
have this q+d in honour of your amusing me. :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Frickin Plastic Pervs.


(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# somone always pulls that face on me too
also: he's so shoppable
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Near the top and all that
Don't want to be a greedy shit and start off THREE new threads in one day:
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Awesome
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice Hook, Have a new Woo
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Yay ><
Ta.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
# That is a nice woo
and if you can't woo a wanking hook, what can you wo?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# That actually did kill my 33 3 modem
*stops downloading lewd albino dwarves*
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Really?
It's below the FAQ recommendations.
Im on a 64k connection, so I feel your pain.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Ages ago I poked a little fun at the constant whining about filesizes
it's a nice woo and I wanted to say something =)

Douglas Adams, wasn't it 'for a long time he thought that humans had to talk constantly so their mouths would not dry out'
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Wow, hi cockalorum indeed!
Nicely optimised too
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Nice Woo have a
:)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# uh-oh that's done it...
*straps on armageddon hat*
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Epic Woo
Wonderful
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# check out the bumper on that!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:15, archived)
# HOOOOONK!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# That's right. Showing your little plastic cock to all the ladies out there.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Haha, this is disturbing!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# hahahaha this is brilliant
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Punchline coming at you like a freight-train
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# it's full of lego
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Kittens, more like.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# kittens and lego
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I really hope we get, at least, some kind of Stargate
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# you just want to fuck aliens
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens..
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# hahah!
100% encourage you all to click the images for larger versions. Don't worry, the sexiness doesn't increase proportionately.
www.balibago.org/past_events/images/z_miss_stargate_2008_03.jpg
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# hubba hubba
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# That's just waste.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Of my time?
Sadly I concur. Missus has gone to Zumba, so I'll have a beer and think about what I've done.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# what is with this fucking zumba?
everyone seems to be doing it!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I'm having a beer
shopping racist children's toys
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# have a wank instead
much more fun.
i'm drinking vodka.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Not after seeing miss stargate 2008
My libido has been destroyed
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# as you were, then
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:54, archived)
#
libido penis
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Well, not everyone.

I thought it might endanger my quality wanking time.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
# good point
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I went to Zumba for the first time on Wednesday!
It turns out it isn't a martial art.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Looks like fun!.........Umm-hmmmm!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Do the fuck!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# fuck
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# She let me do the fuck
so I married her.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 7:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# blah

 
'speculation its' LOLZ
/can't be arsed to go back and correct it blog
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# FRMBZN!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# ... ?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I think it is a raspberry beer
I liked your pic
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# fruli
nice stuff
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
#
For
Real
Muh
Bizzle
Zebra
Nose
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Pfft
*Click*
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# prepare to be kicked viciously in the fish mitten
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# iSee
Those are gonna sell like crazy !
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# You had me at 'blah'...
...and then I got lost.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I saw in the paper that Apple were launching a new slimer Steve Jobs.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# 33% thinner!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Lego!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# i like this
its like a dog has eaten a mongy lego :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Or
maybe this made a nice, warm change from throwing it at the walls.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:11, archived)
# ^ Mr Poo Head
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# *sings ^that to the tune of Mr Blue Sky*
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Joins in at dances around nakid!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Hey there Mr Poo heeeeead
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:27, archived)
# everybody wipes at you
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# sometimes I wonder if I'll ever return....b3ta used to be red hot......need a laugh?............
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Is that video bright red
or is flash video on my computer fucked tonight?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# it's workin' fine
have you tried switching it off then switching it back on again sir? :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# I have been berating people all day
for posting really psychedelic (mostly red) videos. I assume it is Flash video, because I haven't knowingly taken (video specific) LSD.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# have you drunk any libyan coffee?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Chocolate Softy Swirl
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# I hope that's plastic.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I never ate them again
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] more lego
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Very Rare !
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Yeah Baby Yeah?
Do I beep your horn baby? Do I?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# pfft ;)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# HAHAHAH
Awesome :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
niceone:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Ice cream
ICE CREAM
I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM
WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# i scream for vodka
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Lasist


Shall I try again?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# i wouldn't bother
there's no fucker here anyway
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# I'm a fucker here!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# so you are
i stand corrected
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Right enough though,
when I were a lad, day or night, your picture would have been bumped a dozen times by now. It ain't like it used to be. Eeh bah ecky thump. etc
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# i remember when all this were threads
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# And to think I would get a flamin'
Wake up sheeple
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# not from me
i can't be arsed
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# I thought I'd get a job
on Top Gear with it
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# no jobs available
hammond survived.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# for now........
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# 0_0
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Buenos !
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Lazy and feckless.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
#

(...i know...i know...)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# hahahahaaahahahaha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# A mouse, milk, and the fish report...
...his day is sorted.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Naturally Smug
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Why did I need to make it? Why do I do these things?
(I saw the cat pic and thought...he looks smug!)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Watchoo talkin' bout . . . it works purrrrrrrrrrrrfeck !
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# What other meme shall I drop in the litter?
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# FATCAT
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
NOSTALGIC
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Leave FATCAT alone!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I will destroy him.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# iMpossible
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# is SkUGosarus in there?

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Searched over 1.8825 billion images . . .
and you are the one and only unique SkUGosarus !
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# :D...file under 'SkUGbastard'.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] f3ck, ars3, girls etc
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# niiiiiicely
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
# \0/
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Up With This Sort of Thing!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# What minifig making algorithms are you using?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Clicking would be an Ecumenical Matter
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# aye I suppose it would be
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)

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