Can't help but think that the best way forward would be to grab digital copies and then pay some Eastern European pressing plant to bootleg it, then again trance trousered burnouts might not consider that.
(doogDon't read this.,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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With a nod to some internet comic I can't quite remember...
(Troutman RoflcocksA glass of port... don't mind if I do.,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:13,
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Come, son of Jor-El
and Kneel before Yoff!
[EDIT] After making this, I obviously had to go and track down an episode of Fingerbobs on Youtube. And during the theme song, the line 'a tortoise head peeps out' made me chuckle more than it probably did when I was a nipper.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:38,
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fingermouse!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:38,
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correct!
now, for a bonus point, who is the character on the right of shot?
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:42,
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jimmy nail?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:43,
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SHE'S LYING
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:45,
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lazy bitch!
tell her to get up and wash the pots
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:45,
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fuck off!
there's only the soup pan and that's soaking!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:46,
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;)
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:47,
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there'll be a bowl and a glass soon
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:49,
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You had a glass of soup?
That's just wrong
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:03,
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i'm having the soup in a bowl
the glass is for the vodka, silly!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05,
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yeah
s'posed to be in a cup. or is that poo?
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05,
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there's only one of me
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:07,
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1/ have you got a mirror?
2/ and a webcam 3/ ? 4/ profit
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:16,
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i've got a mirror but
i knocked my webcam off when i was pissed and stood on it.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:18,
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ouch
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:22,
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it didn't hurt
i was pissed
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:23,
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it hurt the prospect of
"one girl, one cup" starring smashed monkey
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:25,
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well, yes
but thanks to the IBS, that was always going to be just a pipe dream
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:27,
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ibs is a bitch, i know
and seeing as we're on the subject, i'm going to get some supper g'night folks, and happy friday!
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:33,
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think i'll turn in, too
g'night all!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:39,
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/sig
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:48,
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(yeah, i get it now...)
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50,
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why do you think i said it?
:D
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50,
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yay
it's probably my favourite ever joke that i may or may not have come up with myself... I think I did, but I may have forgotten where I first heard it. If I did think it up first, I'm very proud. It really is an awesome joke.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:52,
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i came up with the dirty fraggle rock song
about 30 years ago. nobody believes me, though.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:54,
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gazza?
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:44,
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although I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation that I in my ignorance of 3D thingies like refraction indexes will have overlooked :( Outstanding work though! :D
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:54,
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...much as I'd like to blame the laws of physics, it looks to be a modelling fuckup. :)
(bobmitch- 2 : Electric Boogaloo,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:26,
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PEAROASTING CUNT
but very impressive render
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:54,
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nice!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:55,
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Is it for a game?
(LetumYour Ad here £2.40,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:57,
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looks real to me :)
take it apart
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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Even Lego has it's right wing elements
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:47,
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i've never seen a cornetto more wrong than that one
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:48,
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OI, ICE CREAM MAN, MY CORNETTO IS ON FUCKING FIRE
*sound of jaunty tinkly music fading into the distance*
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:50,
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and it smells like hatred
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:52,
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damn those ice cream charlatans!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:55,
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10p mixes are 20p these days
you couldn't make it up!
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:59,
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and sherbet fountains are half empty
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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I had some fizzy wiz space dust the other day
it was good, if slightly underwhelming.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:07,
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stick it in a cheesecake base
seriously.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:08,
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what a great idea
I'm going to garnish curry with it too
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:11,
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no!
sweet things do not belong in curry!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:12,
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I beg to differ
Raisins
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:13,
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NO
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:16,
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oh god yes
wis I had curry now and not pizza for dinner
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:18,
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and pineapple
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:18,
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some of us
are having delicious homemade peewack soup
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:19,
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WOW that is a coincidence
I'm whacking my pea :P
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:22,
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hardly a coincidence
the amount of times you whack that pea, sooner or later someone's bound to be eating soup at the same time
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:24,
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good point
right I'm in work at 6, Night all
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:24,
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what about patia?
that's quite a sweetish one
and peshwari nan
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:14,
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i HATE sweet stuff in curry
sweet curry is for nancy boys
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:18,
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and space raiders are 15p for half a bag
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:02,
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Yellow shurely?
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:49,
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RACIST
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:52,
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god I'm fuckin' hatin this stupid compo
no offence there Paul P......just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes....
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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For some reason I knew that was Scanners even before it animated.
Top stuff :o)
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:05,
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look you two, there's no mystery
I tried to copy the scene from Scanners, with the suit, tie, tache, glasses, microphone, so that's perhaps why you knew it was scanners. jeeeez.
(I forgot the fucking ID card goddaaaaammit!) Fixed
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:09,
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But as THfH intimates, it's getting a bit strong when you see a loose association of fairly generic visual cues and think "ooo his head's going to explode!"
Some days I'm surprised by the number of occasions on whichb I'm sharing a ROOM WITH A PERSON WITH A DARK SUIT AND A TACHE WITH A MICROPHONE, ANDHIS HEAD MYSTERIOUSLY FAILS TOEXPLODE!
fucking capslock.
Right. Sleepy time. School night and all.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:16,
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Has this person taken a dose of "Charlie Sheen"?
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:08,
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dying's for losers
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:18,
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Haha, nicely done!
(the wub- guide onion for the blind,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:09,
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man, haven't watched that in ages
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:09,
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(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:34,
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haha, that's cool
you're such an After effects show off. *envies*
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:38,
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I don't do so much AE thesedays
Herman:D is the new Guru
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:41,
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BOOM!!!
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:50,
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YOU HAVE A TWO YEAR OLD CHILD AND YOU'VE SMOKED WEED BEFORE???????!!!!
BOOM!
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:54,
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this is how I imagine one of his mental rants to end
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:57,
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nicely done btw
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:58,
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IT NEVER ENDS :'(
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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imagine want
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:04,
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Be careful Jeremy Kyle's volatile head got me into bother with that troll a while back :D
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:02,
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god I love this one
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:07,
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*recommences gaz hate campaign*
:D
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:08,
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don't forget to post it all over /board
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:09,
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Tonight is a fine night to view the board
and this makes it perfect :)
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:09,
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???
linky?
also, i love the anim, but am surprised it caused trollage
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:09,
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Might still be searchable but it was a while back so I doubt it
some troll send me gazzes about the horrors of beheading and giving me links to some beheading videos which obvious I refused to visit but he wouldn't give up so he started on the board possing the gazzes there.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:15,
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it was a little funny to start with
but ended up just being creepy
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:16,
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Yeah very creepy
I was expecting to be stalked... what a dissappointment!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:19,
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Bheading, srs bznz k?
Sounds like he was scarred by watching too many beheadings. The internet can do that to a person. I still have flashbacks about Numa.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:20,
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when I close my eyes I see tubgirl :(
you wasn't there man
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:24,
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hahaha
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:24,
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