Still love this.:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:06,
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Hahaha! Lovely.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:06,
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hehe - nicelyhe's multi-adaptable, that bloke
still haven't seen UP yet
(still haven't seen UP yet
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:25,
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Ta Bilbo!Tis very good! Try Pixar's 'The Human Centipede' too :)
( Ninj,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:39,
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Pixar?are you sure?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:41,
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I've just watched a trailerI expected lower budget...
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:49,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Film Baddies in TV Sitcoms"){kind=small}
"has anyone seen my pussy?""I eatses the pussesssssss..." Nice shop.
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:52,
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How beautifully random!
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:06,
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Hehehthose 2 mannequins in the background look like they're about to eat his brains
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:22,
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does it charge?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:40,
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for a tenner more you can stick it where ever you like!
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:43,
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Is his name Winston Coleman?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:44,
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Now that....Is fantastic!
(can I borrow it please?)
((can I borrow it please?)
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:58,
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Top shoppery!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:07,
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hahahahai heart Mr Magic Tea Fingers
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:39,
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Arf!but sadly true.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:41,
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I bet the cunt drives an Audi and never indicates
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:41,
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Devil horns?:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:43,
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What? Oh! Meant to be the velvet ropey things (technical term) beside the judge's thingy.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:46,
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DEVIL HORNS!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:05,
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OBJECTION!bit of a departure in style isn't it, Mr. Brainfield?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:41,
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the law doesn't allow his photorealistic drawing style in court.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:43,
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If only!Would love to see real judges and crims with the Smallbrainfield signature teefs and gums.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:50,
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SUSTAINED!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:46,
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On court sketch dutieschalk effect brushes are the order of the day. Normal service will be resumed next time.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:52,
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Please point out the perpetrator who probed your puckered poopchute with his penis.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:42,
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dirty farmer.i bet he's welsh.
or a kiwi.
(or a kiwi.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:44,
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hahahahahahafucking hell. poor jane, she'll never be the same again.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:49,
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Didn't we discuss this a few days ago?
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:50,
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i was no where near derby ther other day, officer.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:56,
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Haha. Nice bit o' magenta in Exhibit A.Illustrative. And arousing.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:44,
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Mr Magic Tea-Fingers` hat tells you about his character.And what a great chap he is.
(,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:43,
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I think I'll have the steak and ale pie, with mashOh, and a pint of Timmy Taylor's. Cheers.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:47,
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Here you go:I attended jury service about 18 months ago, the case for which featured a prosecution lawyer who was perfectly Dickensian in his appearance: a fat belly from years of good dining, a large, hooked nose, tiny round spectacles, and, of course, his barrister’s wig. He spoke with a rich – and very posh – baritone, tugged at his robes sniffily, and had an air of cultivated and cool understatement. He was a relic of the forgotten Empire.
The case we sat on concerned gang violence – late-teenage youths involved in some sort of turf war. Only one had given a statement to the police, and, due to some sort of bizarre legal reasons (which were never fully explained) the prosecution lawyer himself had to read this statement out during his cross-examination of the police constable that took it. This was to be in response to the questions that the constable had asked of the accused at the time - it was, in essence, play-acting.
The police constable opened up: “So - you understand why you’ve bin nicked, then? Causin’ affray, public disorder, threats of violence an’ using intimidatin’ behaviour, right?”
Imagine my delight as the prosecution responded – he hadn’t just a plum in his mouth; he had an entire orchard – “Right … what it is Blood, is I ain’t done nothing, right, because me an’ my girl is jus’ chillin’ in the park, and we ain’t done nothing, right, because what happened is that I ain’t chucked my blood for no-one or nothing, right, and … ”
As one the entire jury had to stifle uproarious laughter – we could tell the other lawyers were also having the same trouble. I fancy that I saw, in their exchanged glances, that the lawyers had had fun with this in the back rooms, practicing it: “Right – lets do it again – you be the policeman … ” “That’s not fair; I’m ALWAYS the policeman!”.
We had an hour and a half of this.
As a footnote, the prosecution regularly corrected himself, too: “… because, right, I was down the back of the garages, right, and I hadn’t seen anyone … y’r honour, I must apologise to the jury … I was down the back of the garages, and I ain’t seen anyone … ”
It was one of the most singularly marvellous performances I’d seen that year.
(The case we sat on concerned gang violence – late-teenage youths involved in some sort of turf war. Only one had given a statement to the police, and, due to some sort of bizarre legal reasons (which were never fully explained) the prosecution lawyer himself had to read this statement out during his cross-examination of the police constable that took it. This was to be in response to the questions that the constable had asked of the accused at the time - it was, in essence, play-acting.
The police constable opened up: “So - you understand why you’ve bin nicked, then? Causin’ affray, public disorder, threats of violence an’ using intimidatin’ behaviour, right?”
Imagine my delight as the prosecution responded – he hadn’t just a plum in his mouth; he had an entire orchard – “Right … what it is Blood, is I ain’t done nothing, right, because me an’ my girl is jus’ chillin’ in the park, and we ain’t done nothing, right, because what happened is that I ain’t chucked my blood for no-one or nothing, right, and … ”
As one the entire jury had to stifle uproarious laughter – we could tell the other lawyers were also having the same trouble. I fancy that I saw, in their exchanged glances, that the lawyers had had fun with this in the back rooms, practicing it: “Right – lets do it again – you be the policeman … ” “That’s not fair; I’m ALWAYS the policeman!”.
We had an hour and a half of this.
As a footnote, the prosecution regularly corrected himself, too: “… because, right, I was down the back of the garages, right, and I hadn’t seen anyone … y’r honour, I must apologise to the jury … I was down the back of the garages, and I ain’t seen anyone … ”
It was one of the most singularly marvellous performances I’d seen that year.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:57,
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^ Words.... /talk --->
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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Racist Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:16,
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WHERE'S MY FECKING PICHURE?but ace story, i bet it was a hoot. i've managed to escape jury duty so far.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:02,
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It is brilliant fun.Tell you what, though - Mrs Vagabond bricked it when the pink summons envelope entitled "HM Courts Of Justice" came through - she thought I was in some kind of really deep shit that she was completely unware of hahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:16,
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Nice.Do you have any 12 Angry Men style tales of verdict reversal?
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:10,
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We had one woman who voted both ways twice before the final agreed take. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:16,
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Hahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:52,
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was this the episode where klaus barbie turned up and loaded the entire cast into cattle trucks?
Helga does things to me...* Is that normal, or am I a racist?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:24,
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Yes. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:26,
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They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:41,
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Looks more like a young Margaret Thatcher there.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:32,
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Big ass pipe?Sounds like it should really be already attached to him ...
I done this - it's an idea of Lord Manley's, but I tinkered:
(I done this - it's an idea of Lord Manley's, but I tinkered:
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:25,
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The name "Shima" means mother, so who named it Fukushima?
Q4nobody,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:58,
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this is a bit too nice to be a joke about the Japanese reactorso I will pretend it isn't and click it
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:00,
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Yippie Ki-yay Fukushima!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:01,
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depends on what Fuku mean when translated.it could mean 'embracing mother' or 'providing mother'.
but it was probably named as it is in fukushima prefecture.
(but it was probably named as it is in fukushima prefecture.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:04,
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The Taliban have unleashed THE latest weapon
The military grade Tuba
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:58,
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I think the tuba's a much heavier calibre than that.If you ask me, that looks like a fairly low-calibre anti-personnel trombone.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:01,
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in the same category as the sub-machine bagpipes
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:29,
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Stop the violins!A tenor says that's a trumpet.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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I should have spent less time on the reflections and more on the instrument
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:24,
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ahaThere, there on the stair latest weapon
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:29,
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Hahahaha! Great reflection!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:31,
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finally :Dwas the whole point of the pic
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:38,
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I'm not sure what you're implying here?But I KNOW battenberg is too fluffy and decadent for international terrorists...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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Brian Blessed is a nuclear deterrent and not a terrorist
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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Battenburg is produced in the fields of Afghanistanand OBL is Brian Blessed, masterminding an international Battenburg trading conspiracy. Trufax.
(
Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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*narrows eyes* LIESYou're not another one of these bolshie Battenberg haters are you? There's getting rather too many of them round here for my liking.
Edit: Yes I'm looking at YOU Bob the mul...
(Edit: Yes I'm looking at YOU Bob the mul...
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:20,
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I can't get enough battenburg in my life.I smother it around the lips of my own children.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:22,
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Good man!carry on...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:23,
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The bigger the better
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:42,
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If you ever ingest poison, battenberg would be the perfect emetic Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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Needs more Mr Tea
Mmm, tea and battenberg. That's lunch sorted.
Joliet,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:24,
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I like sprouts with my battenburg.Noon
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:28,
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HAHA!Yay! Cyclops from the xmen has a new, short-range foe to contend with.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:33,
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Call da Police!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:44,
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Is it lunchtime?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:07,
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I was expecting Venasty....:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46,
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Well, Hello There!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:49,
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Have an art.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:57,
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Watercolour pencils?Looks very nice
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:08,
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A couple in there,but mostly Caran D'Ache Pablo hard pencils.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:32,
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O_oNice work!
In other news - For some reason I haven't been able to upload images since yesterday??? Get the old - "504 Gateway Time-out"????
(In other news - For some reason I haven't been able to upload images since yesterday??? Get the old - "504 Gateway Time-out"????
Q4nobody,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:59,
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is that on b3tards?yellow frog it or stick it on bucket
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:01,
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b3ta's built in uploader has not worked for me for monthsI use b3tards
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:08,
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I have never had a problem with it?maybe it only accepts really crap images?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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Doesn't he say that in absolutely every single episode?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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Something like that...along with damning indictments on anyone who thinks they can do even the simplest job without retaining the services of an architect.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:35,
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and I've noticedthat when he talks to women, he's constantly glancing down at their chest.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:41,
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pffftto quote Proj69, the one on the right looks fiesty..
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:30,
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What, like a low-budget hatchback?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:35,
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I forgot she'd married Keith YumBoth her and Sally Thomsett were definite features of my growing up fantasies.
And when I got a bit older still, they appeared together too. :-)
(And when I got a bit older still, they appeared together too. :-)
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:45,
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they both look like that have been forced into prostitutionand have a mild crack habbit.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:44,
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She reminds me of a young Anne Diamond.....just me then?
( XLVII .uk,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:01,
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who's the guy in the middle? bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:34,
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Bruce Loris
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:35,
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this is bloody awesome
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:51,
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hahahahaha~WOO~
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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for the michaela strachan hater down there
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:01,
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*drops monocle*Good Lord!
i'm just off to the water closet to view this as the light is better in there.
(i'm just off to the water closet to view this as the light is better in there.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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So you saw her on Brighton beach as well? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:06,
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Sadly not but I will now start stalking the beach
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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I read that as.. 'Porking the Bitch'* It's official - b3ta has fucked my mind!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:12,
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I'd give some bacon eh eh know what I mean eh eh
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:18,
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No...No , I have no idea what you mean?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:32,
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But she is a vegetarian? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:53,
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The human brain evolved due to the extra protein from eating meatVegetarians are therefore scientifically speaking stupid
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:55,
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My wife is a vegetarian...Which I like because rather than her eating my meat, she just sucks hard till the goodness comes out... (I wish)
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:29,
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I know this to be a lieas she is your wife and not girlfriend
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:26,
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the body isn'tand don't call me shirley
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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I didn't say I hated herI just thought she had a large nose
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:37,
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As Stan once said "Listen I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose."To which Mr. Big Nose replied "Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide accross your face by the time I'm finished with you!"
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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To be fair, thoughYou have got a VERY big nose.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:15,
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Have I got a big nose, Mum?"Stop thinking about sex!"
"I wasn't!"
"You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
("I wasn't!"
"You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:34,
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HahaExcellent, it's got a joke and everything.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:06,
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Why doesthe one on the left have a black eye?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:37,
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Mmmmmm.Young Nerys....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:48,
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Inspired by a drunken conversationon future castings of Marvel movies....
(,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:31,
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Baldwin of death!In other news, my iphone has just died, its ear piece has gone so now i have to use it as a speaker phone!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:35,
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that's what happens when you buy cheap consumer electronics.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:38,
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i have neither of these itemsyet my wifes work deemed it fit to outfit all their account managers with ipad and blackberries.
*currently looking for cheap mobile deals for android phone*
(*currently looking for cheap mobile deals for android phone*
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:42,
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I'm thinking about getting a Blackberrybut it would have to be on an ultra cheap package - as someone who sticks the odd fiver on every couple of months, I'm a cheapskate when it comes to phones
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:46,
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I always hated Iphones....Till I was given one, then you immediately become a twat with an i phone, swishing and flicking like it was always part of your hand.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:55,
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i like the iphonei think apple have made a pretty and useable walled garden for their users, however i refuse to pay £300+ for a phone and then pay £35 a month.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:04,
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that's the wife's reasoning for not getting me an iphoneand it's right - it's a very pretty, but outrageously and unneccessarily expensive gadget
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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I was given this 3GBut now i feel like my arm has been cut off without it.....
So I'm trawling Ebay for a 3GS under £200....
Love them or hate them, they are beautifully simple to use and as complicated as neurosurgery when they want to be stubborn...
Oh and the first thing i did when i got it was remove that "sent from my iphone" shite!
(So I'm trawling Ebay for a 3GS under £200....
Love them or hate them, they are beautifully simple to use and as complicated as neurosurgery when they want to be stubborn...
Oh and the first thing i did when i got it was remove that "sent from my iphone" shite!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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but for £200you could get a HTC Desire on a two year contract for that.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:43,
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Android is a fine OSBut trying to be a tad too much like the IOS, if they just went with the simplicity angle it would fare a lot better instead of chasing what the IOS does..... (i have a samsung galaxy tab i use for browsing and porn in bed)
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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LOLAndroid copying iOS? Thanks for that, now I have coffee all over my monitor.
(,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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Since my line manager got an iPadI just add "Sent from my iPad" to the bottom of all my emails to her
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:48,
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I used to to send "Not sent from my iphone"to people who started emailing me from their iphones
why? why do we need to know you've got an iphone or ipad or blackberry?
message posted from my Apple Pro 2.8GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon, using Safari 5.0
(why? why do we need to know you've got an iphone or ipad or blackberry?
message posted from my Apple Pro 2.8GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon, using Safari 5.0
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:50,
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It is bloody annoying - and it's set to on by default.*note to self*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:52,
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note to self remember to check notes to self
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:54,
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You should change that to'Sent from my iPad 2' for extra wind-up potential.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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Sent from my Modded Kindle.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:56,
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Sent from my Amstrad ZX Spectrum 64 Micro bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:01,
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Sent from my top secret, highly experimental cerebral augmentation
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:04,
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telepathyically beamed into your brain by my higher cognative functions
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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Sprayed at you via my throbbing cock
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:36,
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Oh, Hi Catni...... oh The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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Landing.
Chief Biggum about 2MB.
Ramjet from ~bazze, Can't get the dust cloud right :-|
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:09,
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Well that's my new wallpaper sorted. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:14,
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fecking hellthat's good!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:15,
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Nora's looking bloodyExcellent stuff and duly *clicked*
:D
(:D
Ninj,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:16,
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Gorgeous!*clicks*
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:18,
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Is that based on the big ship from the BBC's 'Outcasts' program?I watched the last part of that last night - what a shit ending!
*That's another eight hours of my life that I will never get back!
(*That's another eight hours of my life that I will never get back!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:20,
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The whole series was a big fat steaming stinking pile of poo
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:21,
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I've not seen that yet.Got them stacked up on the TV box, but judging from the reviews, it might be a 'delete the lot and move onto something else'.
The Spooks / Cold Feet lass is in it, yes?
Edit: Come to think of it, the two programmes I actually watched 'live' in the last 2 weeks were The Sky At Night, and the new Brian Cox thing.... Oh dear, that says it all really.
(The Spooks / Cold Feet lass is in it, yes?
Edit: Come to think of it, the two programmes I actually watched 'live' in the last 2 weeks were The Sky At Night, and the new Brian Cox thing.... Oh dear, that says it all really.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:22,
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Last series of spooks was goodFrom what I watched of outcast it was all very middle class
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:25,
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What worried me was one of the trails for Outcasts used some music from Spooks...Kudos cutting their music budgets again....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:28,
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Most of them are not bad... but I wouldn't bother watching them again...and to end in nothing but a drink fueled sex orgy to the death was not was I was expecting...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:26,
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*eyes suspiciously*Somehow, I don't think so...
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:29,
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I watched the first couple of episodesand then realised that one of the things that had been left behind on a doomed Earth was writing talent.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:31,
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^thiswhy do BBC dramas have to be so cheesy?
(although survivors wasn't too bad)
((although survivors wasn't too bad)
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:59,
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hmmI though Outcasts was OK actually, even if the ridiculous spooky nonsense could have been made a bit more science-fictiony to start with.
(,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:59,
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bloody awesome, sir! *clicky*
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:24,
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Beaudifull!Shame I'd have to crop the shit out of it for my ever-so square monitor :(
I didn't get a chance to tinker last night, bloody parents evening!
(I didn't get a chance to tinker last night, bloody parents evening!
XLVII .uk,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:28,
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Morning!I had a bit of a play last night, too. Couldn't get it to work the way I wanted, but will have a another go tonight and gaz you.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:31,
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glad I caught thisbloody amazing
I have clicked I like this
(I have clicked I like this
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:29,
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Morning SquireTa!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:36,
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I return to b3ta and this is the first thing i see!!!AMAZING!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:38,
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This is Foss-tastic!And is now my new wallpaper. Reminds me a bit of 70's stuff like Angus McKie or Peter Elson. Grand stuff.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:41,
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Eeeep!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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reallybut she has a ginger afro
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:04,
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Very good...* Although not the same 'ring' as I thought it was going to be....
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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:)That's impressive network coverage from Cingular...
Morning young Ninj!
(Morning young Ninj!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:52,
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Watch Ju-Onthe Japanese version of The Grudge. That fair made my skin crawl.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:54,
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^ THISI thought I was desensitised to horror films before I saw The Grudge (the original version, not that piece of shit hollywood version)
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:16,
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Haha, Original Grudge will kill you then?Nice pic by the way! (Scary desktop icon time!)
( Q4nobody,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:51,
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OMG!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:48,
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*effect on mental capacity - nil* J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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I's alright - it's only my head. No harm done.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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Oh fucking hell yesThere's nothing about Peaches Geldof that Peter Sutcliffe could fix in an instant.
( Monty Propps,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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I like this and would like to see it put into a stage production
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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Hahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:58,
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HahahaRelated to the dog
Related to the first one and the anagram
:P
(Related to the first one and the anagram
:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:08,
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doggy got an itchy bum-bumah, where's DTH when you need one of his animated gifs.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:32,
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hahahahaI think I remember the original source of that off "It'll Be Alright on the night" - some old bloke dressed as a shepherd was singing next to it
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:08,
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Harry Secombe singingIt was for songs of praise:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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she'll find whatever it is she's good at one of these daysand then we'll all be sorry
(,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:04,
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hahahaLet's all hammer the mentally challenged
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:07,
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Wonderful!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:19,
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Is her head made out of flint?That is some spark she is giving off
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:17,
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Sorry. HOw rude of me.I forgot to woo.
woo
(woo
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:32,
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Kill it with hammers......oh, you are.
needs to have more flaming on the hammer, trust me i know my hammers.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:43,
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HAHAHAHA excellent!*Grabs the axe and sledge and joins the queue
( Q4nobody,
Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:09,
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