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# Ning b3ta.. Todays Birthday Boy & Girl are...
Sean Bean and Victoria Beckham, which is why Vector Sean is wearing Poshs real top.


(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 8:18, archived)
# and
^ The hidden girl leaning through this post is Monet Mazur
* I had forgotten how fucking hidious she is till I started vectoring her!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Wobbly loves Posh
Trufax.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 8:39, archived)
# ^ This is not true!

Also, I watched 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' last night.
Is it wrong to want to give Emma Watson a quick one up the wrongen?.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Um
How old is she these days?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:08, archived)
# old enough not to have to worry about it
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:08, archived)
# FANTASTIC!
She is 21
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# By 'eck!
*joins queue
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
#
vectoring filtering
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Those tits are just horrible. Yuck!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Perfectly feasible.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# i always pronounce his name as 'seen been'
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:06, archived)
# Where's the sniper?
And goodnight!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:07, archived)
# This makes me feel giddy...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:11, archived)
# This is all of the ace
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:19, archived)
# i keep falling sideways
SIDEAWAYZ
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:20, archived)
# STOP THE PLANET
I WANT TO GET OFF
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:24, archived)
# I spy with my little eye
something beginning with "m"
Ning!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 7:13, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 7:19, archived)
# How cool
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 7:32, archived)
# I think the fact that the original is so long
makes it look a bit compacted once it's spherised, and some of the detail got lost.
It kind of looks like a marble though, which is nice :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 7:44, archived)
# i like this
what is it though?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Mini planet
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# We jump on three, right? One, two.. wait! Wait. Hang on. No. This time. Ready? Brr. OK. One, two..
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:40, archived)
# ahahaha
this one of the best yet
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:41, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Dude, don't spoil it!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:43, archived)
# I didn't
It was all those fuckers with their hands up, calling out.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Goddamit guys
there's no prize for grown-ups.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:46, archived)
# Ohhh...
I was hoping for an entire screenful of "Hitler?"
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:50, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:59, archived)
#
Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:11, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)
# Hitler?


hang on, did you just delete something?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Hitler?
yes. Let's fill the screen with "Hitler?" and dissect it afterwards, eh?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:16, archived)
# Hitler?
btw - I can't decide which one, but I think the best song ever written would almost certainly be by Matt Johnson
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:19, archived)
# a whole screen ?
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler


Edit: can add more if necessary
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:20, archived)
#

Hitler?
Hitler?
Hitler?
Hitler?
Hitler?
Hitler?
Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:21, archived)
# Hitler?
?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Yay, a screenful of "Hitlers?". I'm so proud.
Hope you are too.
I deleted a post moaning about not being able to get a screenful of "Hitler?"s. Because it seemed to disrupt the flow of "Hitler?"s.

Where Matt Johnson's concerned, I like the obvious ones, Heartland and This Is The Day.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:26, archived)
# I like Perfect
and Flesh and Bones.
Just looked him up on wikipedia and he's still making music.
I hadn't thought about The The for aaaages till I started to think about 'the best song ever written'
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:37, archived)
# "Sweet Bird Of Truth" takes on poignancy as the horrible years go by.
Quite a prophetic dude, really. He'll be rediscovered.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:42, archived)
# Can't remember that one.
I'll see if it's on youtube before I go to bed.
Goodnight.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:46, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:23, archived)
# Night!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:41, archived)
# HITLER?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:24, archived)
#
Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:29, archived)
# Hitler chevron buster!
Now It's going to look like an Iron Cross when it's finished.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:31, archived)
# needs more "Hitler?"s
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:34, archived)
# !
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:06, archived)
# Hitler
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Chevron
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Chevron
Hitler, etc,,,
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:40, archived)
#
?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:06, archived)
# Mussolini?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:41, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Night!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:42, archived)
# Me too.
Goodnight.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:44, archived)
# Goodnight
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:48, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:07, archived)
# There are grown-ups on here?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:51, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:57, archived)
# Hitler?
(oh god I've got to hit the hay soon)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:16, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:11, archived)
# ummm
Mr. Bean?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:04, archived)
# charlie dont surf
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 8:54, archived)
# a faggot from hollywood?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:54, archived)
# they're so cute when they're young
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:00, archived)
# Charlie Chaplain
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:02, archived)
#
The famous comedy vicar?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:24, archived)
# hahaha
On an unrelated note, does anyone know what happened to the newsletter this week?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:27, archived)
# rob's wife gave birth either last week or this week I think.
That may have something to do with it.

Edit: or it may not, I'm just talking, I don't actually know at all.

Also: one of my mates, when he's a bit out of it and catches himself talking nonsense, says, "It's all right, I'm just talking biscuits"
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:28, archived)
# ah
I'm so out of touch
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:34, archived)
# Just to confirm...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:13, archived)
# This was one act that he would regret.
Unable to find work in theater, Hitler was forced to play children's birthday parties.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:32, archived)
# Hahaha
all those disappointed kids expecting balloon animals, getting balloon swastikas instead.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:37, archived)
# I used to make balloon animals
Seriously, the more effort you put in the less impressed the kids are. 'Snake' was by far the most popular animal. I'm talking orders of magnitude here.

Don't bother with poodles.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Children love cock balloons.
It's a universal "language".
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:43, archived)
# Well, I don't want to be pedantic here, but I'd say it's less of a language
more of a borderline criminal offense really.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:46, archived)
# Keyword- borderline.
A key phrase is "no extradition treaty".
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:00, archived)
# The poodle remark:
are we still talking about balloon animals?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:44, archived)
# We don't have to be
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:50, archived)
# DON'T BOTHER WITH POODLES
There, I said it.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:34, archived)
# tldr
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:46, archived)
# Prince Harry?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:47, archived)
# :D
NING Mofaha!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)
# TOAH
=) And a good one!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Shitler?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Surely?



(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:22, archived)
# You're lucky it's late/early :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:24, archived)
# do tell...
and look again.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Subtle
a bit pointless, too, but subtle.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Pssst..
it's shopped :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Have you seen the picture of the golfing chick with the translucent trophy shaped like a penis?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:39, archived)
# I was going to say: Is Audi having a joke?
But actually, you are :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:41, archived)
# too subtle...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Yup
and have you seen the picture of the golfing chick with the translucent trophy shaped like a penis?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:49, archived)
# Son, did you know, that back when I was your age, there was a whale in the Thames?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:55, archived)
# You must be very old
The last one I remember was from when I was in my forties.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:06, archived)
# wow, I was in my forties also
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:13, archived)
# Stalker!
(I'm off to bed now. )
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:57, archived)
# I likes this
Probably something to do with me working for the last 20 hours. And not having any beer!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:13, archived)
# I've had beer
I also like this
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:18, archived)
# Git
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:33, archived)
# can email bad american beer.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:00, archived)
# His tron disk is broken.
Also it bene posted a billion times over the last week or so, do try and keep up old chap.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)
# But this one's been 'shopped...
 
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] had to get it out of my head
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Yup!
I'd vote for anyone but the liars that we have on offer.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:13, archived)
# THE POPE
Oh no, wait...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
#
gay shift
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 3:54, archived)
# I see your long thin black thing and I want to paint it black.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 3:57, archived)
# yeah, brilliant
I spend ages on a picture, and you just want to ruin it...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 3:59, archived)
# No colours anymore I want them to turn black.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 3:59, archived)
# I see the girls walk by
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# I'm not seeing anything but a black stripe mate?
Unless that is to represent a black arm band to recognise the death of the gay shift, I'm stumped?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
#
that's pretty much it, yes
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:16, archived)
# Explain, if you wouldn't mind.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:29, archived)
# As has been said before, it's gone awfully quiet lately.
It was 2 hours since the last thread, nothing was going on, I have no decent image software so I thought maybe something rubbish might encourage some chit-chat to make my lurking less dull.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:38, archived)
# I share your concern. Indeed, I posted an entirely unnecessary and not-very-good pic earlier on in an attempt to stimulate things.
But a CDC would've done the trick. Nobody shouts at Smash Monkey when she does it.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:49, archived)
# I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
Sorry, It's just a big black strip.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
#
it's actually 3 strips very close together
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:56, archived)
# I see three Muslim girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:05, archived)
# I posted a bleak, despondent picture a while ago, and it resulted in a delightful eruption of rainbows. Just as I'd planned.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
#
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes


(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:05, archived)
# I have a library of "Love you long time" images
please don't make me go there..
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)
# I name you Gadd!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:09, archived)
# To be fair
It might be the best song ever written.

(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:07, archived)
# I disagree...
'God Only Knows' by the Beach Boys is the greatest song ever written.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC_UILNwWrc
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:08, archived)
# It's debatable
but it's up there.

Edit: along with the Libera me from Mozart's Requiem, and anything by Queen or Guillaume de Machaut.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Strange: No replies.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:38, archived)
# Speaking as a Beach Boys nut, I reckon the Ronnettes' "Be My Baby" (the initial spur to Brian Wilson's brief spell of genius) just about tops it.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:13, archived)
# I know it..
It's legendary, but I stand fast by god Only Knows.

With 'Sky Blue and Black' (Jackson Browne) running a close 2nd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pga2Km2Q93I

(FYI the first verse of Sky Blue and Black adorns the entry to the rock and roll hall of fame, credited as the greatest lyrics ever written, as far as the rock and roll hall of fame think)

I'm biased, I was brought up with Jackson all my life thanks to my mother, he's my idol musically.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)
# Don't make me listen to more stuff! I just spent 10 minutes rummaging around for my copy of "Surf's Up", which I'm now listening to.
("Disney Girls 1957" and the title track being highlights, but it's got some truly dreadful stuff on it too)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:27, archived)
# Oh jebus,
whining mor dirgefest. Yuck
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:41, archived)
# Sorry guys but you're both wrong
The greatest song ever written is the theme tune to Five Fingers of Death by Bunny Sigler.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKPvnvtwgIM
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:01, archived)
# That's pretty fucking good.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:32, archived)
# Is the ani not working for anyone else?
It's a very funny pic.

Source link: tinyurl.com/b3ta-Jeremy
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:22, archived)
# omg double rainbow
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:38, archived)
# to the rescue..........
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Here I am.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
# I want you to know, you all...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Where I stand
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:52, archived)
# HHHEEREEE III AMMMMMM
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Ahhh, brisk!

(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:36, archived)
# I'm a velociraptor
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Rainbows and dinosaurs?
Nah, will never work.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Rainbow dinosaurs?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)
# 3million% approval!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Wow, this is retina-dissolvingly cheerful.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 3:02, archived)
# I like this
It's very happy and makes me smile
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:38, archived)
# All very jolly and that, but who stole the apostrophes?

Hmmm?

*EDIT* It's a long story, but:

it's a pity to learn that the bollocks dog with the dog's bollocks that are hardly the dog's bollocks turns out to be a bit of a bollocks of a dog.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:49, archived)
# This won't end well
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Didn't see that coming!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:14, archived)
# if those rainbows do a sex
any photosensitive epilepsy sufferers in the vicinity are going to burst into flames
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:52, archived)
# DOUBLE RAINBOOOOOOOW!!!!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:24, archived)
# I love how Rainbow the 2nd
seems to be more excited about being a Rainbow!

It's in the eyes!

W/Y/H/P!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:27, archived)
# And in his smile
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:20, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Piiiig


It's the punchline to what do you call... Never mind
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:43, archived)
# Yay!
I do like a pig pic.
Even though mine always seem to have a despondent air about 'em.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Why, thank you.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# here's an uplifting one

(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:55, archived)
# That's pretty darn uplifting.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
# Anal rape by proxy.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Ah.
Somewhat less uplifting.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 3:35, archived)
# You were looking at the same picture
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 3:53, archived)
#
*suddenly starts looking a bit shifty*
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Maybe he shouldn't have had that Vindaloo.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)
# he'll be sorry when he splatters his shoes
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)
# I thought for a moment that was a teso value toilet.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:19, archived)
# This is most apt for the final exorcism in the Exocorist
I am watching right now; except the bed has just levitated
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:40, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER SUCKS FLANS IN HELL
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:14, archived)
# i like this
but a part of my brain opposes freebase being posted in a new thread

not saying i may not do it in future myself, probably drunk
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# i know who the lady is
and i've not seen the source before, is that bad? lol
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# He's Gurning world champion/hero Tommy Mattinson.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Who's gurning at who?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Wait, that's not what you were saying at all.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)
# No, those bewbs are pretty distinctive :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:50, archived)
# wouldnotwouldnotwouldnotwouldnotwouldnotwouldnot....
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# That looks oddly like my expression just now:
Thieving cunts: www.isopix.be/persfotos_photos-de-presse/endangered-white-naped-mangabey-monkey-born-at-london-zoo-britain-14-apr-2011-777226-st.aspx Except it isn't ยฉRex features, all three are my photos as seen here in a bit more glory farm6.static.flickr.com/5028/5589072069_0dd00f5ca6_b.jpg

The world is populated by utter wankers
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Utter fuckers.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Flagrantly disgraceful.
Have you got the capital/patience to seek legal redress?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Sadly I shot them at work, meaning I lost ©
But for fucks sake, being tagged in there would be the least they could do to help me along a crowded path

I think some people are simply thoughtless scum at the end of the day. How are they selling it? It went via people I work with so what the fuck is going on? So a WTF is going on with a director on Wednesday should be order
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Unleash the snow leopards on the bastads.
The copyright on all my written words belongs, technically, to my employers, including this.
Hey, I'm even typing it on their equipment. But I'd still invoke the very hounds of hell if they tried to fuck with my shit.
For all the good that'd do me.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Bastards
It says "Mandatory Credit: Photo by Solent News" ?!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:30, archived)
# It hurts a bit more when I see Rex credited elsewhere
Perhaps why I loose the plot from time to time
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Use the photos on a website
then 'accidentally' let them find out about it, and wait for them to threaten to sue you.
Hahahahaha.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Now that is a very entertaining idea mate :)

Edit: via the thieving scum of course; not me
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:59, archived)
# FREETORTOISE
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# WITH EVERY BOX OF CORNFLAKES
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# That's not Freebase.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# i know
but flantortoise just didn't work
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# It's not flanbase either.
I'm getting ready to pass it over to the Peterson family for a chance to steal.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:07, archived)
# i'm tired
leave me be :(
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Cheer up Smash
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)
# :D
you know i love this
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)
# 'strains to imagine a flan-tortoise'
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)
# the pastry would be very hard
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Crunchy with a chewy middle, tastes like chicken,
'cause everything bloody does apparently.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)
# snake doesn't
it tastes a bit like rabbit and has the same texture
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Very different creatures as well, odd.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)
# isn't it?
well, time for sleep.
g'night all!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Me too, methinks.
Night!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)
# g'night
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:19, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)
# [10] [9.5] [9.0] [10] [8.5]
.......\o/.....\o/....\o/.....\o/....\o/
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Shell Yeah !
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Flurtle
That's very well done, Mu.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] What a shit challenge! I fuckin' HATE politix
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
#
Looking at your number of posts, I can only guess you think this quite often.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# heavens
youse is a little bit big
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# o_O
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Shop beards onto female celebrities instead.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# That's the most political thing I've seen all week.
Hate it all you like, you can't escape it.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Shit's number 2
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:52, archived)
# In heaven, everything is fine.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Kick the chair.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# This isn't sinister at all.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)
# It's a family show.
A FAMILY SHOW.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Clown waves dish and has a stroke.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)
# my guess is she's after his barbed penis
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# why am I not surprised
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:08, archived)
# i can't imagine
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Oh . . . hero . . . FATCAT !
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
It's his facial expression I really love. Kinda... dazed.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)
# :D:D
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Blah blah blah blah blah...

I have revamped eclectech.co.uk and done a facebook oojimaflip...
... now for new silly stuff, yay!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:55, archived)
# hahah
awesome
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)
# happy b3taday!
9 years. good grief :)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Ooo yeah thanks
Not long for you too Mrs !
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:59, archived)
# I just
missed it!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# It was just like on my sexual attempts
all too brief.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:07, archived)
# and
just before midnight. Right, I'm off to bed!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Hey there old-timer :)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Hey there
Matey bubbleships !
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# crikey
there's 2 names in a row!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Ancients of Moo Moo
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)
# ^
this
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# ruminating!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:58, archived)
# yak yak
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# he's horny
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Cud It Can !
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# C.3.P.YAK.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Squared Bizznizz
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:32, archived)
# I think the army haunted you
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
# They're paying for it now . . . TENCH HUT !
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)
# oooo, nice!
i love that shade of green
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Earth Toned Hue
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I demand to know why isn't this Audi/Goatse related?
;)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# ^^This
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)
# It's know joke !
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Wi Fi Cry'n Out Loud !
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)
# There's only one thing I can say to that:
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Animate it !
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I need a map.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Game Over !
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# hey guys look what I found on the internet

Dont you think it looks a bit like someone showing their anus or something lol?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Munch that shit
good
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# RIS
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Anus? It's spelt Audi
;)

Is Audi having a joke?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Is Anus having a joke?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Captain, all time he's touching my Audi
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
# maybe his piles had just grow
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:22, archived)
# All the cuts will be absorbed by it been an arse
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# I don't think I know any of the other things anymore
It's too long since I spent much time on B3ta...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Conspiracy:
Barack is sold to the public as a piece of art by this picture.
He looks like an Audi. But is he worth the money?

(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# .........
audis are always worth the money. german engineering, innit?

i think i'm going to crawl away to bed now
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:32, archived)
# John Paul II: profile of the charismatic Polish pope bitch
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Shhht! I know you drive one, my little Klingon bear!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# *pulls up the gangplank*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# LOL your so wacky
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Is Audi having a joke?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)
# now this i like
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# It's been quite a long time since I last called for a Glasscock on /board
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] M'eh. An excuse to threadjack with a compo related pea...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Olde time faded soldier photos!
hussar!



and with that totally gratuitous repost i think i should hit the hay
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I liked this the last time
So I'm legally obliged to like it again this time now it's a compo entry.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Cheers! :D
It was a compo entry then too for the "old time adverts"
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# hahahaha
best made point of the week!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Thanks :)
And don't forget, Winston Churchill doesn't want women voting and he's never wrong!!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# fffffffffffuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Rattleskull did this already.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# And so did he ^
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
# needs more freebase
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Plenty of Freebase here....

(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Vyvyan Basterd
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# that's a girl's name
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# you big bottom burp!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)
# at least he's not the people's poet
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:14, archived)
# I'M COMPLETELY BLOODY SICK OF THIS!
*puts foot through floor*
*kicks Ben Elton in the head*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# ...and then...?...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# tease
i thought there was a stereogram hidden in that.

there isn't :(
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Sorry if I've missed the boat on this one...

Goatse fan in the audi marketing department perhaps?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# missed the boat?
mate, you didn't even make it to the marina
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this is your finest hour my dear.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# i'm not in the most forgiving of moods today
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
Is it possible to FP a comment?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)
# It has happened once I believe, long ago.
Regardless, I clicked.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Oh, then I feel less odd for doing so =)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# i have no idea
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# I think that happened yeears ago!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Christ
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
oh Howard!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# ROFL
{insert message here}
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# fucking hell..
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# you make the tea
i'll bring the kitkats
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I've got Stella
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)
# eeeeeeeewwww
nasty shit!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)
# wasnt offering yoy none!
:)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# fine! be like that!
*sips tea*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# oh have a G&T - luv ya!!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# *dons obligatory white vest uniform*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# looks goood!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Would you prefer it if I wore something on the bottom half as well?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)
# nah just come as you are
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Is Audi having a joke?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# HA HA HA< Die Englanders have made ze joke, noch ja?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Oh fuck no
Cue massive slew of 'fail' gifs
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# That JCDecaux must be worth an absolute fortune


(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# dude, srsly?
WTF :P
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# What in the name of brass fuck?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# fear inducing toy advert
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# FEAR!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# gnnnnnnnnnn
why are dolls so fucking scary?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)
# they're only truly scary
if they're made of porcelain.


and have teeth.
*shudders*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# yep
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
that's one of the scariest things i've ever seen!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)
# It's a good thing you can't view the YouTube clip then ;)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)
# i'm so glad
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
Well I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway ...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
# shitting mary!
that'd be a blow-job to remember...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Where do i get
one of these?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Ilikethis:D
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I think I love her.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Too cute =)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# You've seen the fairies in my garden too, hmm?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:31, archived)
# \o/\o/
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# now thats what I call broadband
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# thought as much...
you brothers are current...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# All time his ass?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Ha ha...where can I buy a ticket?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:22, archived)
# FUCK OFF! (the advert, not necessarily you)
jesus fucking christ how many times do we have to see this, it's been at least a dozen now here and on links
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Wonder if we can get Rob
to put a sticky about it at the top.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# sticky.
*childish laugh*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)
# i prefer the bmw/tubgirl mashup
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)
# i am not familiar with that
but it sounds sexy
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Sorry to be a pain...
...it's pretty funny though
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# At least you took the abuse like a man.
Next time,before you post, check every single post ever made on b3ta ever, and you'll be able to avoid this kind of public humiliation.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Yeah, my bad
I got too excited. I just wanted everyone to know about this new audi.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Well, christmas is ruined.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Could always add some quick and dirty TOAP!


I'm sorry, I have a cold... and a dislike of Audis
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i concur
they are little more than a designer handbag
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Had one ages ago when Audi drivers
were known for manners, opposite to BMW really
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)
# I enjoy both your joke and your font matching algorithm :)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Luck of the draw.
If you'd have been first, you'd have only got "what have you shopped here?" and "RPS is shit" comments.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)
#

(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I'd really like to know the source for all these.
For, um, research purposes. Yes.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Can't tell. Secret.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I am mystified, it looks very much like a young lady that I used to work with.
But I doubt it is her.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# After some deliberation, I doubt it too.
I doubt it too.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Hang on, it's not you is it?
Is it?

Akshully, I know it's not because there's no stray pube ;)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Me too!
Sauce?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# love these - have this - just because
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Bloody Star Wars gits.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)
# When anyone mentions the british Empire
I'm reminded of a joke: "I went to an Indian resteraunt last night called 'A Taste of the Raj'. I walked in and they hit me with sticks and made me build a railway."
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)
# do be doooo....
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)
# oo boo be doo - oo!


yours are lush but have my crow bar replies anyway........
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# The green metallic one.
Would drive. Fast.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Now i wonder if i do know you from elsewhere...
Hmmmm.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Dirty Star Wars gits:D

(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I'm a little suprised
You didn't make merry with my earlier pic!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# no time
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Looking on the positive side
It is at least a little unusual to see a billboard in a wooded area.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Stick this billboard up your arse. thanks.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:36, archived)
# The royal dog :D
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# If I win the triple rollover tonight
you automatically get a share
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# The walkies of death with flaming hammers.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)
# i like this
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# This shouldn't be so funny
But it is :)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] HAIRY BUMFLAPS
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)
# ULTIMATE POOFEST COCKGUSH
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# This is how I feel about voting
you summed it up beautifully
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# look out!
evil sausages are leaping out of that ballot box and attempting to enter you rectally!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# burp
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# You know what, I'd make the effort to go out and vote if I was guaranteed Beano-style sound effects at the voting station :D
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Well, at least he's clear which box gets his number 1 vote and which gets his number 2 vote
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
That's AV voting for you!
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:59, archived)
# In a perfect world
In a perfect world...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# And women say we can't multi-task!!
;D
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:25, archived)
# ^ MOTHERFUCKING ART! ^
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:42, archived)

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