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# Cool down.


(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I rather like this a lot.
Did you do it? It's rather lovely, and from a photography/image perspective (ha! See what I did there) it's a great take.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# I did yes.
It's a little thing I'm experimenting with. Got lots of these little people hanging around. Thanks for your nice comments. Do you want me to link a huge version for you?
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Click the pic for bollock beltingly big...
postimage.org/image/29u11ajz8/
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Chillin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# You see, this is the kind of attention to detail I appreciate
when JollyJack draws his woman/cat hybrid things, they never have enough tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# And his flamingoes are never sufficiently gaping
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Found this in a pharmacy in Poland
unshopped...

Marsianspunk
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# * Opens b3ta..
* looks at this
* re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
#
*takes ball and goes goes to the pub*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# YOU'RE NO FUN ANY MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# 100 PASTYLEK
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# What is this pharmacy that sells alien laser cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Polish
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Needs more Friday beer
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 6 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Balls and martian cock
in Poland.

You could have linked it on /links, though
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# It's funny because it looks just like he's shooting his alien load
out of his enormous green tube cock.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Oh fuck I thought it was something to do with Wayne Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Now you mention it... I seem to have overlooked the obvious!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Links --->
Fuck it time for beer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# A last bit of silly for I pub off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# He's on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# FIRECOCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Ha ha!
(i should've scrolled down...^)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to the wonderful world of terrible image manipulation by me.

It had to happen...
(sonofamoonbadger Has pride and dignity. But no money..., Fri 6 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# welcome aboard
enjoy your flight:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# nicely
welcome - you will never leave
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# here's a newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue477/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# 1ST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Dxino!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# 'lo Bobski!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Oooh ta Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Noone says thanks anymore
It's outrageous
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# thanks for pointing this out
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# You're welcome
Imagine I have got a Victor Meldrew face while saying it also
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Oo thanks Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Thanks Rob:D
(herman:D, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# yeah cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Yay
Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Here's a Ceiling Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Haha
That would have been at least an improvement to that abortion of a "hat"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# She could eat an apple through a letterbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# *stifles office guffaws*
You utter bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Somewhere there's a horse unable to chew his grass
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 6 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Christ.
I think I'm going to be first in line for the throne...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# ur obv posting the newsletter mate
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Went to see the Wiltshire Air Tattoo last week.......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Needs more Goku
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# sorry the local shop was fresh out
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
use your lips
to make some quips
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Just sent a bucket and some rope to Africa, it went down well...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Now go to the corner,
and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# old joke is old, but very funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Nick cleggs final issue special
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# World Hide and Seek champion finally found in Pakistan
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# What, ho, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Well, jigger me timbers!
Hello, you young scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# sex and coffee can trigger a stroke
i've given the wife 20 bensons and an espresso machine, in the hope that i'll get one from her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# open to donate your organs to B3ta...
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# This issue has your mum in it...
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# This Newsletter subject line was our Second Preference
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# -- NOTHING TO SEA --
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# BIN LADEN NEEDS THIS LIKE HE NEEDS A HOLE IN THE HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# repost in new thread shocker!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# THREAD DELETE SHOCKER!!! THREAD DELETE SHOCKER!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# OH MY GOD THAT'S EVEN WORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I always imagine the people that get annoyed by thread deletion
have the same face as the baby in the post below
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
Office snort
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# i imagine most b3tans to have that face while being on b3ta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# It's what /talkers look like when they are on /qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
#
when they are on qotw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^
THIS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# that's all the wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# IT'S SO BAD I ALMOST RAISED AN EYEBROW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Fucking hell
I clicked it to see what would happen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# :) sucka!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# should have got "I love horses..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
#
lips keyboards, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# US Forces know nothing about refuse collection. They took the Bin out on a Bank Holiday Monday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Nick Clegg effigy and burning torches inside every issue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# It's got more directions than Donald Trumps hair
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# that's beyond the laws of physics
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha.... true indeed....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# WITH MORE PICTURES OF OSAMA BIN LADEN'S CORPSE THAN THE WHITE HOUSE HAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Like chess, this week started with the king and queen, had the bishop beatified, then the man who took two towers was killed, and I`m still a pawn working like a fucking horse.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Anything wrong in this newsletter
is Nick Clegg's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# fat man has a crafty wank on the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Pffft! Yiff yiff grr!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Al Qaeda's Leader To Be Elected By AV -THAT's why it's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Free download of "Killing an Arab" for every reader!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# My dim-witted brother posted that on Facebook and I asked him since when he was a Cure fan (as he listens to some atrocious music normally)
He said "no its called killin an arab lol"

I then realised the connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# osama: no to AV
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Just In: Spacious Holiday apartment in secluded area of Pakistan. Part Furnished.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# SUPERINJUNCTION PREVENTS US FROM TELLING YOU IT WAS RYAN GIGGS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Made of shit and wank?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Justin Beiber for new leader of Al Qaida
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Will and Kate spend honeymoon setting fire to Britain
(Or something along those lines. I can't quite get the joke to work)


EDIT: Oh. The newsletter's already out. Arsemonkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
Why is a blonde like an old washing machine
Because they both drip when they're fucked
(herman:D, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Did you type that out or did you copy and paste it?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# MIGHTY NIBUS TOO LATE AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# MIGHTY NIBUS MORE ON THE BALL THAN SMALLBRAINFIELD
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Baby destroys Tokyo

Well I didn't see it coming
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# It is not unexpected!
Fucking babbies and their methods of massive destruction.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# !
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] major league comeback

a new reborn united front to take back control of the world
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Nice work Nin... oh
Hang on, is he a General on the left... Thought he was a Major
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Aherm....
...:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I'm convinced they keep winking at me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I'd get 'those' looked at, if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Buyers Beware--I thought I was investing in one of the famed Trump Towers :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I find the man utterly ridiculous
because he's named after what we used to call farts when we were kids
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# H-m-m-m
I wonder if farts around the world sound the same, or if there are regional dialects. *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Donald Bottycough?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Donald Bottycough would make a brilliant alias.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha that's got me proper chuckling - is it real?
Tell me it's from a book called "101 things to do with your dog's face when bored".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I'm really hoping so...
Just a little gem from cuteoverload ;-)

Edit: Reminds me of Stimpy :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Donald Airbiscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I'm ashamed that I liked a dailymail story....
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1025610/A-step-step-guide-gravity-defying-Donald-Trump-combover.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You'd think with his money he'd manufacture
Trump Hair Spray--an industrial strength product to hold that rat's nest in place.

Edit: or just be trendy and shave it all off
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# It just amazes me......
That no one has told him what a ridiculous prat he looks.... or that he can't see it himself when he looks in the mirror...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Surely he's been told
Maybe he is way too independent to care--who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# hahah
it makes more sense now ~:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# haha love the badge on the shoulder
brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Sod trying to drink a cappuccino with that....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha
"I 'ate you, Bütler!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Pfffft.. move those panzers Rommel....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Oooo ... good work!
Hugh Laurie, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Doktor Haus
shirley :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Ja!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# That's worriyingly good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Nice:D
(herman:D, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
#
es ist das Pik-As, DAS PIK-AS!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Candles! Wooot!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Top Work, that man!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Arf... I don't blame him.... Motorhead are one of my favorite live bands....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Look here, this may be real life photoshopping,
but there is still some photoshopping in there. Have at you, Sirs.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Lincs board is that way -->
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Yes it is,
but this is not a link, it is a photograph of something I have photoshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# To be fair, your pun was Grim(sby)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Lincolnshire board?
They're thick as a plank in Lincs but no need to be rude.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# fridge magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Whilst I am at it, am I the only person to think this?


Q&D.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# And the old chap behind looks like
Jim Broadbent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Whilst I am at it:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# truly terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I drove through Boston only yesterday
and I did indeed see a couple of ducks on the Witham, but no pigs sadly...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# There's a foooox amongst the piglets
*Puts on Bros record, admits mistake and hits with hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# afternoon!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# is that her wheelchair in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
#
no its an imposter
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# i believe so
don't judge me.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't know they stacked poo that high m'darling...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# is dale poking it with his finger
is he poking the poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I bet HE can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I bet he'd fuck a guy up the ass and not even have the god-damned common decency to give him a reach-around.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# yeah, it really is ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# he looks orange in black and white!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Full Metal Fudge Packet.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Almost definitely bindun, but I had to get it out of my head, it's been bugging me for a week.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# C'eph la peau
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Ha ha! The hat that keeps on giving
Though why am I thinking of teabags right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# octohaticuss
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# hehe
can some ladies help me out with a query. Like most blokes, I only know about 12 colours. What colour is it she is wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# looks a bit like Pantone12-1206
aka silver penny
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Peony
Silver peony
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# sticky punani
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Greased nipple
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# ah...my mishtayke
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# BAYJE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# #ece2e1
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# that's pretty close
ece2e1 it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# At least, that's what me and my homegirls* call it
*doesn't have any homegirls
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Dirty pink
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Filthy Orange
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Freshly bathed mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Would
But only because it's been a loooong time
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Patrick Moore lives.!!!!
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# hahahaha
you're a photoshop beast at the moment. WOO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# i cant be bothered to work.. and im having fun :) its fridayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Top Shop!
:) Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# RAAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# i like it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha... ace...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Silence of the Alan's
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Mmm...
...a spine in a bap.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
# you should have actually said, "baguette"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# yes, i apologise.
but what about the 50 chickens hidden in your barns?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# THERE'S A SPIKE IN MY FOOOOOOOOT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I can hear the blood squelching in ya shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Ahem...
"Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spiiike"
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 6 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# without wanting to sound like a cunt
and I will ignore the inevitable comments that don't understand that I'm saying is honestly meant to be encouragement...
but can we get back to the main idea of the Image Challenge, to see unexpected peoples plans for global terror and domination, as replacements for Bin Laden. Not just excellent face swaps of good people as bad (which I'm pretty certain we've done before)
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# o_O
Why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# because I suggested this challenge
and feel responsible when people start shouting "this challenge is shit its just good guy/bad guy head swaps"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Roger roger!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Fair point well made.
It's the elephant in the room of all image challenges.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# aint that the truth.
people are always going off on tangets from what the actual compo is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# which is great...
tangents and bizarre trains of thought are why I love this place.
It's just when it gets stuck in a rut of not quite why we voted for it that I feel the stupidly overwhelming urge to give it a nudge.
Also people's weird need to "compo it" as if it is entering it in to some kind of massive cash lottery or chance of a hot night of sex with Rob
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I thought you won a set of professional darts and a bendy Bully?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# If only! :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Is a bendy Bully the same thing as a hot night of sex with Rob?
if so colour me disappointed :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# But all you got was your bus fair home
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Maybe there should be voting buttons
"Relevant" "Irrelevant", the more irrelevant is clicked, the more the compo icon fades until it just becomes a standard post.

Ignore me, I've been drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# You haven't been drinking
That post contained no dsf adsfg afg fg
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I like this suggestion although I think you should employ an AV voting system
Relevant = 1 and Irrelevant = 2 and the winner is the one who gets over 50% of the vote ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I prefer "First past the post"
..or repost


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I sort of agree
I think people have missed the point of the challenge although in all fairness what the challenge does ask for is not all that clear I'm certainly stuck as how to impliment the criteria of the challenge.

Maybe my Invent your own Conspiracy Theory should have won ;)
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] like this Mr Toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# New Image Challenge Suggestion - Good Face / Bad Face Swaps.............
....and don't any of you cunts post pics about unexpected peoples plans for global terror and domination, as replacements for Bin Laden etc

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# don't be stupid, we've done that
b3ta.com/challenge/baddiesgoodies/
b3ta.com/challenge/filmbaddies/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I think we like baddies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# loads of challenges have been redone - so what
The only challenge I ever suggested that won was Inappropriate Product Placement - and loads of people posted sponsorship based pics. So what - they were funny :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# *changes logon to Rooney*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# hahahaha Sponge Cake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!

* Re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# DAN!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# He hasn't seen me
DAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Gnawing me gnawing you......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] "It's me, Missus......"


"Omar Sharif lol..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# superb top work there
"Luke I am your Father, how tickled I am!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
"Nowyou will experience the full power of the tickling stick"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Ha hahahahahahaha!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# ahhha love it :)
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# this is great!
have you seen how old he looks these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Darth Vader?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Went to see him live the other week - he may look old but he still did his show from 7pm to 12:45 am
outstanding

edit - Ken Dodd that was - not DV
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Damn I was just about to ask "Darth Vader?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# *moves to Wales*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# That's not plaid
More of a plain brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Freshly cut
Mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Ok *deep breath*
Would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
# What about the one at the forefront of the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# can someone shop her out so we can see sexi wool on wool action
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# i'm not surprised
look at those sexy woolly bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Aaah, the Merthyr Tydfil Leisure Centre.
I know it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Cymlu indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:18, archived)

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