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# *still shudders after all these years*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Lighty Nighty
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# K, then--how 'bout another not worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Too true to be true !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# i can't believe it not grits
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# 's totally bogus, Dude
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] It looks like you're too stupid to write a letter on your own...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!
for a bent piece of metal, that thing had a ridiculously superior attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Smuglip
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# "It looks like you're attempting free thought and expression
would you like help to be more servile?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
Now fuck off Mr paper clip
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Osama watching Obama


Click for bigger (352 kb)
(eamons1984, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# That recursive reclusive bum . . . welcome to the screening!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Feck, that's some picture in picture he's got there!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# yeah, but the aspect ratio is shakey
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Bloody shonky LG tellys
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# watching smee watching smee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# back 'n froth
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# FRIXIN UP SUM GUMPTION!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# heheh...
nice 'holiday reading' he's got on the shelf there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# great minds and that
b3ta.com/board/10414804

welcome to b3ta, shop a chair, pull up a kitten etc
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Lemme in there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Valin?
Valout, more like...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# All ways outside lurking in . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# That is lovely...
* Exactly what is she sitting on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Might just be a wash basin . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I'M TALKIN TO THE VALIN IN THE MIRROR, ASKIN HIM TO CHODE DA HAMS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# HODE DA PICKAS
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# PICKA, PICKA, PICKACHEWS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# POKA POKA POKA HONTIS
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Now ya on tha trolley!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Clang Clang Clang went the Belle O' Donna
○◙○
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Woo Tang Clang

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Poon Dat Tang
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# phat ass beat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCi7elW5a1w
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Roe Day . . . Yo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Nom nom nom noim
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Tase T DeLight
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Valin in the mirror
(herman:D, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Peekin' in da house !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Beep. Beep!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I'm right creeped out... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# ooh
you sexeh m***er f***er
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# munter filmer?
monger farmer?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# And a hardy honker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Hey Georgie
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# excellent!
...but I do wish he'd stop staring at me like that.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen?

* Gets Coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# when you speak her name
deeply unfunny comedy account person appears
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ^ improvement
Was this taken after the .....

No, hate her though I do, that joke is just too harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# who is that?
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 10 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# haha!
I'd be somehow disappointed if she doesn't turn up, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# ;-)
disappointed pleasantly surprised
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# talking of being disappointed if someone doesn't turn up...
are you going to the London bash? I've only just decided to come down to it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I should be back from my travels, so the plan is looking good.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# hurrah!
see you there I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# i watch most of the time
But I am rubbish at drawing
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 10 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
#
at drawing
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# there you are
at last...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# did you miss me?
Sorry I have not posted much lately.
I am attending singing lessons.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 10 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Oh bloody hell,
I've got the right royal fear now :(

/scared of clowns blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I think I can say hello to clown nightmares.
(mr_cabbages, Tue 10 May 2011, 19:05, archived)
# ...........................................Oh, that's just God and his failed experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Trippy God is trippy!
:D Smashin' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Space drugs are the best drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# There ain't no party
Like a space drug party
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# .....................................because a space drug party don't stop!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhTKuZ5S_oA
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# haha
stoopid God!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# He was the black sheep of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I like the look of
cheese pineapple cocktail world
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# hehehe...
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# That is a highly advanced world of a superior race.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# very much so.
my daughter loves greeting magpies, also crows.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Very wise
best way to avoid sorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I had a black bird once...
...but that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# sweet purple gash
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# God' can't remember a thing . . . a thing . . . a thing . . . remember a thing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# We're all created in his hippy image.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# SWEET JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha...
I can't believe he got the funding in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I blame it on the PT Cruisers from hell.
Now all it needs is a "No Vacancy" sign.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Ghandi'd apples, anyone?
(lame spang, but I like the colors)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Oh no
You just made me think of toffee strawberries again!
*wants*

nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# sounds good--I've never had
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# A Ghandi a day keeps the apples polished . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:35, archived)
# 'nings there Valium
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# It sure is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:44, archived)
# sweet sweet gandhi pops

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahhahaahahhaahha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# pfft!
but ew... that front one's got a dead fly in it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm the nurse who likes to...
(ringfilius, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
#


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# After earlier criticism I will be using an older seam horse picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
#
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Ta me duck!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# That's awesome ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Exorcist Now!
I mean... FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Ooh you smooth talker
Ta sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Pimp Mobile
No seems here or any repetition for that matter.
(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# That car would be perfect
for the bloke from Creepshow.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 10 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Thanks for the ride lady!
/creepshow2blog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Meeeeeeeeeeeeeteor shiiiiiiiit...
*Sucks fingers*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 10 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I can hold my breath...
.....for a llllllllllooooooooooonnnnngggggggggggg time.
amazing film
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Gracias!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# The race to produce a "green car" marks a watershed
when Hummer manufacture the Hummer-TurfX80
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Pimped my car you have.

Now about those blurred seams and obvious repetition...
Now about those blurred seams and obvious repetition...
Now about those blurred seams and obvious repetition...
Now about those blurred seams and obvious repetition...
Now about those blurred seams and obvious repetition...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# mine--unpimped
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# haha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
#
Yeesssssssssss :)
(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# :)
hmmm 1936 Mossberg
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# His more flamboyant cousin
actual vehicle!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 10 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Ahahaha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:22, archived)
# NO BALL GAMES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Oh please hook us up with the original
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Oh hold on
Edit: senorgif.memebase.com/page/75/ 4th one down!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Yo dat shit is so cash dawg.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Arf!
Bullyboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# FUCK VS FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
"You think MAYBE he should see a doctor?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Wendy!
Darling!
Light of my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Top hole.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Nice
is the front page broken, it hasn't been changed in a week?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# That's what I was wondering,
I can't believe I'm not on there...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# there has been a few really good pics that should have gone up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Definitely.
Sometimes there's 3 or 4 FPs in a single day, I can't believe there's been nothing considered good enough for 6 days.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Off the wall !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# you are good
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Spiders. Conkers. They love em.


during painstaking first gif creation I've had a growing suspicion my subconscious has unintentionally ripped off someone else’s work from long ago...
(yadayadayada, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Hamtoucher!
Fucking conker, my arse.

And associated bollocks from Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# "Fucking conker, my arse."
be careful what you wish for.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# "Pickles penis, my arse!"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# "Fucking conker, my arse."
That's the kind of statment directed back over your shoulder, at the person standing with a bottle of "ass-tro glide" in their hand.
Edit: or what ^doog said.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# "Fucking conquer my arse"
Be careful what you wish for.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Oh I say!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# "Fucking my arse with a conker"
I enjoy it rather a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Depends on size though
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Oh I don't know...
A little extra butter maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# haha
Ace.

Spiders have bigger cocks though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:22, archived)
# This is exactly what I needed to see today
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Hortense Esmerelda: Inbreeding Poster Child


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Meet Hortense Esmerelda, conceived and delivered atop a ruptured nuclear power plant spewing toxic chemicals that rarely mix well with any stage of human pregnancy. Hortense emerged from her mother Astrid's vageena—according to Hortense's father Dickey (Astrid's brother)—in a "very, very unsettling manner," hurdling out Gail Devers-style before shedding multiple layers of fur, feathers and scales. Of course, father Dickey has always been very faint-hearted when it comes to life's little miracles, so who knows how bad it really was.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# BEWBS
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# wonky bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Hi Daniel,
how's the therapy going?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
#
ahahha. the therapy is coming along, tho at a much slower pace than the doctors first anticipated. they keep saying "it's a process," but what does that even mean?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# It probably means they're writing a paper on you.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
#
is that why they're always carrying around that spiral notebook stamped "TOP SECRET"
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# about ........................................................................................................................................................^ this time
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# What the actual fuck?
This is pretty magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# The Yorkshire Moors
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Moor of this nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# this looks racist
I will check on isthisracist.com and come back with the usual comment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# That is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Hehehe...
^ needs more Ilkley ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# They'll
need to take 'ats off
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Eee by gum!
Magicos!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Prince smug william
(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Now he's married,
anything he can do to get away.
(sonofamoonbadger Has pride and dignity. But no money..., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# This is a jolly event
Wave to everybody
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Seams fine
Here is my new seam horse



When did the b3ta uploader start working again?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I know!
I was pleasantly surprised that I didn't have to go and make a cup of tea while waiting for the uploader to work
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# it hasn't been working for about 8 months and today it just kicked in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# That's far too good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# *adores*
This is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# no horse
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# This is odd
because some of the shopping is actually really good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# really? which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Front wheel.
You may have just hacked it out, but it works really well.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# hacked out the front wheel, you say?

i was hoping it all really worked ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Well yes, as a seam horse, and as a piece of art,
but not necessarily as a piece of technical photoshoppery, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# yeah, i know what you mean.
i love seam horses and making them is a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# hahahhaaa
I'm gonna set up a seamshorse gallery...gallopery
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# seems and kittens!
claim your prize!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Oh my...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 10 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Needs more seams!
not sarcasm, genuinely not enough seams!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I don't know what happened
I just couldn't help trimming it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
#
Thats what she said last night
(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# i know that feeling
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# No, he said "Trimming"
not "Rimming"
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# we've all been there
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# zombie painting
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# RAWR!
Like it, Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# cheers jpg
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# good work
how did you get it to stay still for a portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Single shot to the head
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# i cut its head off
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# nicely done
and well deserinvg of a click
I just got one of my pics on canvas

*contains norks*
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers/5641897340/in/photostream/lightbox/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# thats Ace
is it a digital on canvas??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# yeah
and the wife has allowed it in the bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# phroar
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
#
it me back
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
# sadly I'm still on the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Really like the cloud effects on that.
*approves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Ty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# and the norks
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Well, yes - them too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# arty norks are not there to be perved over
you should appreciate them for the soft texture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Oh, trust me - I will.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Lovely Rev!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
# cheers ninj
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Can I offer criticism without being a cunt?
I am not sure - I am going to try, but if I come across as a cunt then please be assured I do not mean to:

I assume this is on canvas stretched on some kind of frame. When you did this you may have benefited from shaving the inner edge of the frame in order to achieve the same sort of effect that one does by adding quadrant when stretching a more regularly shaped canvas.

The inner edge is quite prominently visible and I think that this detracts from the work to the point where it spoils it a bit.

I am trying to suggest something for future pieces to avoid this marking, not to say "haha! look at you, you fucking amateur! Why not fuck off back to St Martins, you cunt?", you understand?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# quick one
When you stretch the canvas what is the best way to stretch it without getting a baggy end
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Use more lube
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I had a set of mole-grip style pliers which featured a bit for levering with, which were excellent,
but I advise using a staple gun to attach it in the centre of one side, then opposite, then the centre of the other side, then opposite that (so a staple in the centre of each side) to begin with, then halve each space without any staples in and repeat until done.

Pull it bastard tight, then (if it is plain) apply rabbit's foot gum or white emulsion to a wet canvas to shrink it even further.

The staples should go on the back of the stretcher, rather than on the sides as well, so that the canvas passes over the quadrant and then around 2 corners before being stapled.

I also cut away some of the loose corner material before I fold the hospital corners, to prevent the bulge from being too large on the back of the canvas.

Of course, with an image already printed on the canvas things will be different as you do not want to distort the print. With those I guess you just have to be careful? No idea - don't do that sort of thing really.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# ok cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# sadly i dont actually
make my own canvasses but buy them premade :) but i do agree with what your saying :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I was just looking for a welsh artichoke guillotine
sadly welshartichokeguillotineservices-slough.com only provide the service and not the machinery :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# You can only buy the machinery
if you have a valid welsh artichoke guillotine operators certificate
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# and there lies my problem
I'll buy one on ebay from china
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# careful they don't fob you off with an Irish carrot gallows
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# You may scoff but the Irish carrot gallows might not be as exclusive as the Welsh artichoke guillotine
but they are more durable and perform much better over an extended period of time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I am in no way decrying the value of an Irish carrot gallows
but you need the right tools for the job in my experience
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# You haven't even given a thought to the Scottish Potato Sword have you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# au contraire
but I got out of the potato business some years ago, the regulations were getting way too strict.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# but oh so many forms, beautiful beautiful beaurocracy
Red Tape how I adore thee


just thinking about the SP23c (King Edward) makes me faint
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I got so bogged down in it
I ended up smoking the maris pipers (SP27a-2c).
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# it sounds to me like you both need
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Where can I order this?
That's my christmas pressies sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# this a plenty
Oh Nibus, you've made my day!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# is it beetroot compatible?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# there's a vegetable patch you can apply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# with this reply
you are really spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Arthur Dent should get a refund.
This is what comes first on google when you type "welsh artichoke guillotine services based in slough".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# funny
this is my top result
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Whereas Bing gives you this:
www.ultralingua.com/onlinedictionary/index.html?service=ee&text=
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# there seems to be a disappointing lack of equestrian fondness in all of these links
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# there's nothing disappointing about that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# ^ what she said
with teeny-tiny hand painted porcelain bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# and great big fuck-off gold whistles too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Yep, I'm with you there, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# for those that are missing horse love
ilovehorses.net/blog/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Well, that must be worth a visit*
*yeah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# not the usual horse site
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Do they sell Entrecote de Cheval?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# no but there is an interesting piece on why we mount horses from the left
and not from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Speak for yourself, petal
I get it wherever I can these days.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Without looking, I suspect it's something to do with not getting shit on your sword
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# :O that's exactly right
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# :D
win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# That is an excellent site
very informative
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I was quite surprised
especially with the Kentucky Derby Trivia section
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I'm loving the sections
"What Are Horses Good For?" and "Let’s See Your Foal Photos!"
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# but what is a dunalino?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Jebus
you need to check out the Zorse - "Just like the name sounds, a zorse is a hybrid zebra/horse"
Burn them... burn them all
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# is it wrong that a Zorse gives me a stiffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# No but don't get your hopes up
it says that Zorses can't reproduce : (
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN
No need for a condom
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Best not
Might get Zorse aids
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# the really bad kind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# how can you fucking tell?????
Surely a zebra is just a horse with his pyjamas on...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# You're right
we must burn all horses just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Top shoppery
; )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# looks really badly shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Seamshorse in the wild!!!!
Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I'm going to start a petition to change the name from a 'Zorse' to a 'Seamhorse'
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# do it
petitions.number10.gov.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I love horses.
But only in this form:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# mmmmMeaty
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Paardenvlees filet.
Nom Nom Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# How did I know this was coming?
Also - Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# that bloke that's writing on the glass...
how come he can writing back to front so neatly?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# he's writing it on a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# if it was on a mirror would the text not be under his hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# he's writing it on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# the astral plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# in ar harts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
have you just stolen that from some guy's website?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# yes, yours
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# hahah erm
I guess there must be a market for reverse SEO, for people who don't want their websites found
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# OES
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea this here
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# OK.
Crap anime cartoon characters. Accidental building destruction due to flying shoe - I see the connection with SEO.

6/10
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha your so funny
/sarcasm blog
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I am.
/couldn't give a flying fuck blog
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# he gave you quite a high mark
you should be more grateful
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# But my pretty face and well toned body deserves a 7 out of ten
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# oh, alright then
7/10

;-)
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# thank you now I am much happier
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I'm sure someone will give you one
hoho!

Lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Pfft
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# compo fail
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I'd like to see that culminating in 9/11 footage... or is it too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I thought it was Tower 7...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 May 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Needs more optimisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Ahhh, our finest export :)
PS Oh gods, it's the Musical Paralympics again this weekend, I need to be away from the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# That's got to be the best description of Eurovision ever!
Brilliant.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# NIL FUCKING POIS!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# It's nice
after feeling superior to the entire fucking planet last friday cos of some wedding or something, it's nice to be put back in our place so forthrightly by a bunch of made up eastern european tin pot 'countries'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Easy Tiger!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# sorry... absolutely foul mood today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# *soothes with BEER*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I disagree
I particularly enjoyed the singer of "Apricot Stone" last year.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# She looks feisty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Compo it
For truly they are Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# but it's not unexpected
SEO advice from me -
1, Get your metatags and keywords right
2, submit your site to google and overture
3, get people to link to you but only have a few links out
4, ?????
5, PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
#
me any of them, frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# it's pretty basic stuff really
I'd prefer to spend my time dicking about on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# ^ this
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Haha!
Welcome to 2002!

1, Meta keywords are useless for SEO
2, Submitting your site is pointless
3, This is old hat - I am not saying that with constant and bitter maintenance this may not help, but sculpting your outflowing PR is not really relevant, much better to link often and link generously.
4, Okay, I'll give you that, this bit is accurate.
5, Absolutely. SEO provides the best ROI of any media for almost all my clients.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# how much has this advice just cost me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# not that I am saying anything about SEO consultants being a rip off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Nothing,
I don't really work on projects which are less than £50k, so you can have it for free.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Yep - fair call on
point 1.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# careful
you'll get manley onto you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# and the selfish fucker doesn't give reach arounds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Ahem!
Please do not tar us all with the same brush, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Anti-American Gothic...... nings!


Did I miss the wagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# in a meeting lols
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Sue Bloody Perkins!
er, I mean Perb!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Thankyoooos!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
so bin laden is saddams bitch? take it baby, take it...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Saddam?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# TJ:
is the board borked for everyone else? I can't scroll down the page at all
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I think your scroll wheel is broken
have you tried blowing the dust out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# magic mouse lolz
its fixed now, the scroll bar is back on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I think your finger is broken
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I haven't been able to post this reply since 2008
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I am also having a
hahahahahaha at this
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# WARNING THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Boobies
cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/3/boobies-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# nice boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Yay for bewbs


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# That was really well done you know. one of my faves ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# TY
every now and then I pop a good one out then go back to posting crap
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Sadly`
I would
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# forget the sadly
I would in a heartbeat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# needs more ears, tail and fur
Grrrr, yiff, yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] He WILL be back. . . . every freakin' crimbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# She said "Son you are a T1000, and a T1000 you will stay ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha
I was going to have "It's OK to be Gay" as the tagline, but apparently only his ex-priest boyfriend is?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Top Work Q
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Was either him or Daniel O'Donnell?
Cheers sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# we're all going on a killing holiday...
super shop Q4
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Happy 40th sir!!
Have a smashing day :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Shuriken!
Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# The truth at last!
:)

Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Nice one as per Q!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha! Excellent
And I'll dump a repost here if I may.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha reminds me of one I did years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha - got myself a evil talking, fresh-brain stalking, living dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# "got myself a evil talking, fresh-brain stalking, living dead.."
And I like inflicting pain, gore, with a chainsaw
Living dead
A splattering of guts and mangled nuts
And the odd severed head
'Cause all that keeps me sane
Is eating brain because I'm
Living dead

..something like that?
(it says "This is a normal post".. normality is a funny thing)
(philbo baggins, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaha
I have to learn this on the gee-tar for the kids at Halloween! Great work.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# well, if you like
I'll finish it off (nearly at my 1000th parody, so each one completed's another part of the way there)
(philbo baggins, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Groovy
(xaer0mancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
# he's not got as much puff as when he was younger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I fucking love you, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# ^With bells on^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# ^ All of what those girls said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# now with added ribbons
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# *heartily concurs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Greetings
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Howdy pardner!
All well in Bobsland?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# could be better
Don't suppose you've got a couple of 14inch tyres knocking about have you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# *checks pockets*
Not actually on me, but I could source some...

*checks out car park across the street*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# smashing
I've got some irregular wear that needs sorting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# buy a uniform instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# You need to go to the orang utan enclosure at the zoo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I was there the other day
it was full of fat hairy ginger kids
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha....gym'll fix it for him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Great work and Happy 40th Sir Howdy! :)
proper candles!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Thanks, Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# 40? No way man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# happy 40th
soon you can wear THIS with pride...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I've got 3 years to wait for that one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# *points and laughs*
I can wear it next year :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# you old bastard
It's my best mate's 40th next month
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# You insensitive bastard
My sister's 40.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# you equally insensitive bastard
My Sister's never heard of you!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# you insensitive bastard
my sister's deaf

edit: some guy I follow on Twitter just posted this: "Does anyone have a line of a html compression code. I need to speed up page loading. Don't want to amend ht.access etc"

what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# <compress></compress>
that ought to do it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
this is a guy who is apparently a SEO 'expert'

I should hook him up with Manley
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
#
SEO 'expert' colossal hipster twat

/vents
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Youngster!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# ^ This
* I have been wearing that for 5 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# wearing?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Is it your birthday Cap'n??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Happy Birthday, young fellow-me-lad!
Cake and fine wines to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# And everyone else.
Most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# *doffs cap*
Congrats, Cap'n, on your 40th!
(been there, done that)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# lol
i hope you bookmarked the thread down the page for when my compo suggestion gets chosen ;)

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1187688
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# shit idea that will do more harm than good..


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# or you could click mine
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1194520

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Gotta peck 'em all!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Puff was a lot cheaper then though!
*clicks*

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Awesome
I'll gaz Pazuzu and show him this, he'll love it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Awww, bless him!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Fab!
And happy birthday Captain Howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Nice
You both rock.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# thought this was an Evil Dead 2 reference at first...
a very happy birthday to Captain H. Welcome to the over 40 b3tans club...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:20, archived)

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