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# If there was anything such as a more cerebral CDC.....
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I predict the remix of his hand just going up and down the shaft in 3...2...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Only too pleased to oblige.....
... feel free to add spunk at your convenience.

;)

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# He must be watching pawnography!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# /slap
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# "Stop wanking that pawn...."
...is a phrase I might actually use in a game of chess, when faced with one of those annoying opponents who sort of half-move a piece, then move it back again in a sort of didn't-really-mean-that kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# i heard someone say
"Stop wanking that Queen" recently...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# \o/
awesome, such a gentle stroke
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# for a war-game
Chess is deceptively gentle

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# the thinking man's Warhammer 40k
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# heh heh...it's a bastard when you find yourself trapped though
fantastic game all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Agreed
except I am hopeless at playing. I guess that when the machines do take over I won't be the John Conner
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Looks like some of your work on this page
HERE down the page a ways
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# arf....he's still busy then
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:04, archived)
# holy crap
its still got your fucking tag on it ffs!

also,

*spluffs*

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
# this happens when the mechanical bull is on the fritz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Seen that somewhere before.....................
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# "Now you're playing with cocks"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Ah, the great cock gambit
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Crudely drawn chesspiece?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Fucking filthy chavs, even a zombie apocalypse won't stop them...
(mickloaf We are already dead. We are Robot Jox!, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# i'm a zombie and i find this offensive
nice logo - is that the old sega megadrive font?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# It's the SEGA logo font at the bottom.
(mickloaf We are already dead. We are Robot Jox!, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
# It's the way one tells them


Go on Philip - Do your 'Gerry Adams'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Hehehe
Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:36, archived)
# arf.........."someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins and he drank it"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell that is scary mate
worlds worst tranny contest entrant no 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:04, archived)
# used to play the hell out of this
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# yeh thanks
at least one reply for all that effort i put into my zx spectrum love :C
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# hahahaha ffs
:D Threadrush
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:40, archived)
# there's more to ireland dan dis
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I'm gettin off on his expression
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# eyyyyy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Oyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# :D
^ should have been my caption
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha--fuck
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha to all the above
fabulous dahlings
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# chicken fingers...Haa Haaa!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
#
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Hands down.....
The best I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*cliick*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# haha shit!
Looks like Elton John
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# just don't sing candle in the wind
i've heard she doesn't like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
# you got the queen part right :0
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:54, archived)
# And it seems to me, you lived your life...
Also: holy crap Phil looks exactly like a tortoise
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:01, archived)
# do i sense a shop of Tortoise Phil impending?
edit: if so, capitalize on the saggy neck
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I've seen one
can't remember whose it was though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# rissing i'm afraid?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:40, archived)
# ahh i guessed that
now i have public enemy stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Animal Power rather than Black Power
(I'm not really firing on all cylinders today. I'm on a mega come-down from an elongated Stag Party in Magaluf)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Was rissing until I suddenly remembered there's a comp on...
Squirrel power yah v. clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I hear congratulations are in order.

EDIT: I often put in the link as de-ris.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# she looks like a burns victim
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I totally would
with burn's victims who look like her
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:46, archived)
# or yoko ono
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:44, archived)
# I can't read lips in German
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# JAJAJAJAJAJAjJajajAJaJAJ
is roughly what he's saying.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# ytmnd explains all
eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# thanks for the link
it introduced me to something i had never heard of before.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Sarcasm?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# no, i've heard of that
i was talking about goldilocks planets. most interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Got it
wow - these boffins seem to "find" all sorts of stuff.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# their time is hardly taken up by beautiful women, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Rubbish.
Those astro-boffins end up with all the chicks orbiting around them, it's the physics types who end up lonely - I think it's cause they can be a bit strange and are not great attractors.
XD
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# goldilocks is such a lovely scientific term
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# ^ This
It makes me *heart* science
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Doonnt paaannniicc!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:43, archived)
# :)
Cahhhlick
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# 'pologies--I'm very lazy today

on second thought, 'twould've been better without the de-rissing pitcher
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Now do Sunni Delight
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# just TOAP your own :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# oompa loompa twin jews stare at piss
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha oh my god i just found this old one... :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# mebbe I'm the only one rissing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Dishwasher special FX
The Powerball tab failed to disperse completely in the dishwasher, don't you think it looks like a small dead Avatar?


Click for bigger (96 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Tue 17 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ....
again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# ....
lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# You know that's not me, right?
Even I'm confused about it at this stage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:07, archived)
# YOU FILTHY SMURF KILLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# TEH QUO!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:18, archived)
# i thought that, too
but dismissed it as b3ta blindness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# never dismiss b3ta blindness!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
# WHO SAID THAT!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# ^this
also: b3tan to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# yes !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:44, archived)
# have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# LOL WUT
fail
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:20, archived)
# not so fucking avatarie
gary oldsmudge
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# fail LOL Wut?! im JP :-/
fssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# disaster epic failness
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Please consider a drastic change of username.
This is starting to do my head in :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10424160
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Oh fuck...you guys have to stop doing that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
# In fairness
I haven't ever changed mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# ...ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Not really, no
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Powerballs

Oooh!

Think I've just cum.
(datblokeindauk The home of Epic fails!, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Stop putting your kids potty in the dishwasher
it's perverse.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Sorry, had to get it out of my head
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# you are very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# hahah
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Nookie Bear that I know
but I'm totally thick again as I'm rissing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# ^
All I came up with was Nookie Crinkle-Cut Crisp.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:03, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnocchi
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Mmmmm... edumucational
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:14, archived)
# is that a bnp rosette?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I thought this too
Nookie Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:07, archived)
# more than likely, his live act is a bit 'Manning-esque'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# :) Wooooo, and Yayyy
Saw him years ago, the shittest ventriloquist I ever saw.....


damn bear's lips were moving all the time!
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# so would yours
if you had someone's sweaty hand up them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# what the hell is going on with the front page
2 consecutive fp's for the weirdest things

grateful and all but completely baffled. God certainly moves in mysterious ways


and with that I am out to see the Dandy Highwayman, fingers crossed he's the right sort of mental this evening
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# b3ta is gods blindspot :D
it's because you are very good at whatever you do.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:11, archived)
# another Major Award ceremony?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# class
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# any chance of a cfb?
i can't make out any possibly humorous details
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# well
you are either being fo-cetious or have never seen A Christmas Story, with Darrin McGavin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# no
i've got cataracts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# google for Braille B3ta.com then :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# i'm not that blind yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# (little bumps pop out on your screen)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# MY COMPUTER'S GOT MEASLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# The Red Ryder BB Gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I believe I have the same skirt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# lamp shade with fringe?
or that white thing mopping the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# No, the one around the table
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I bet it's the one in the painting really
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Damnit, we're surrounded by skirts in camo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# It's the IKEA "CAMILLA" Lamp
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:47, archived)
# It's from the Heather Mills' home furnishings range
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# does that lamp come with or without a twat?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Without Heather Mills is recovering from a skiing accident
oh you mean the other kind of twat?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
# either way
never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell that's grim.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# i'm glad i don't eat chips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Giving birth to healthy didecaplets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah....
*Breathes*...hahahahahahahah

:)

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# when it wipes
it gets brown sauce on the paper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# wipes?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# it doesn't wipe?
filthy little spud!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# ok, wiping is a new one on me
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# some of us haven't yet mastered the 3 seashells
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Pfft, smash doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Mash
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# brown mash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# s-s-s-pudddddd
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Mahahahaha
fantasclik
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Ok.....By this rational
That means sprouts are the hard-nuggety-type-poos of cabbages!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# i think so
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Animate this!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# If I could poo chips
I'd go into showbusiness
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I'd be fat as a whale.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# it'd certainly make a change
from shooting out ping pong balls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:47, archived)
# That's the best way to put kids off chips forever
maybe you could start a health campaign - actually come to think about it kids would love the idea a chip-shitting potato.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# making me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Uh, just some toast, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Taking a chip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# hahah
but i am so glad i have just finished my tea of chiken korma and chips. it was lully btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:56, archived)
# hahahah
spud shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
top stuff, laughs a lot : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Perish the thought there's a battered sausage with that.
Nice chips though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# pure magic
*cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:28, archived)
# My first go at animation, so apologies for clunkiness
And all along you thought you were saving them...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# i thought it was only the staff that were folowing orders?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Oh fuck
we're all going to hell for this one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# gah! I have the music in my head now!
Schlemmings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# The Auschwitz music?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# HAH

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# making an animated entrance...so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Top work for a first attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Thanks cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha
i bet their having a right old gas
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# du schweinehund
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Am I going to hell or the Hague
for clicking I like this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Ice cweam!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# You scweam!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# we all scweam for I scweam
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i like you ian
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Marvelous!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
that made me larf
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Well, she seems to have settled in ok
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# shopped pics, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# See also:
b3ta.com/board/10423943
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:47, archived)
# ARRR, Matey!
I see potential here for the pirate thing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Feck!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# a 'shop this good needs more replies
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha
one of your best!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Cheers Waspie!
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Rather wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Shuriken!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# *cleeeck*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Ta sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# feckin' 'ell
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# That works far to well
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Cheers Charlie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# fucking hell
i don't know whether to laugh, cry, or prostrate myself on the floor

class dude
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Thanks Avast!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
#
girls knickers !
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Tue 17 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Class. Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Cheers Froggie!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Your image meets
with approval: twitter.com/Glinner/statuses/70603885710016512

(I think)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Cor blimey!
Proper chuffed! :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Pure class!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Tue 17 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# TY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
that is absolutely superb....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck:D
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Hehe herman!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Best thing I have seen on b3ta ever. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Wowzer! Honoured sir!!
And thanks very muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaa!
would Philip be Father Fintan Stack?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Fintan_Stack#Minor_characters
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha, same happen the pope when he visited?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Brilliant Q!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Horrifying
but in a brilliant way.
Clicky for being goodist!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# One wants drink!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Father Ted, kicking the Queen up the arse, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# don't call her Len
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# ...
...

...

...

How's yer son?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha! Oof!
Crilly! If you ever try to bullshit one again, one will rip off your arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# YES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# too soon?

De ris
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Yeah I did this:

but it turns out it was the floozy, not the 50ft woman who died
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# apologies for pedantry
but Yvette Vickers wasn't the 50ft woman, she was the blonde one. That's Allison Hayes you've wrapped up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# i know
but hey it made more sense to rap her up.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I count 30.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Tut!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# They wheeled him down the corridor, upon a metal trolley,
now he wears big spectacles, and he sings like Buddy Holly

nine plan failed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond and I went to see Adam Ant at new year.
It was one of the most singularly depressing gigs I've been to.

Mind, the girl from Bow Wow Wow was on too, and she was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I've got my fingers crossed for tonight
he seems to have pulled his socks up a bit but it really could go either way. I'm more concerned about how crap and close to retirement age the punks in the audience will be.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# If it's the same tour we saw
The support acts make the ticket price acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Adam Ant?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I thought it was Johnny Depp at first
maybe Johnny Depp could play Adam Ant is a movie of his life, loves, madness and gorillas.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# So did I.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Adam Ant related stuff
www.maidenart.co.uk/flash/goodytwoshoes.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# wtf?
The page this links me to is blank, and has a waybackmachine.org banner at the top. Is that intentional?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# No it should be a flash loading page with the waybackmachine banner
it's an old flash file I did but lost and recovered via waybackmachine - damn works fine on mine.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Ok, the page does contain a flash movie
which is probably your loading page, but it doesn't load, it just sits there.

Ok, it works for me in IE8, but not in FF4. I tried disabling adblock but it still won't load.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Oh dear it works fine on mine
not sure how to fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I wish I could help
but I have no idea what the problem is. I just tried the link with FF in 'safe mode', which disables all add-ons and themes, and it still didn't load the movie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# he's very stubborn, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# No face paint? :(
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# he stopped doing the prince charming stuff around 1982 I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Bono?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# that's what I thought
until I saw the union flag on his belt buckle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I just assumed that Bono would wear any old shit if there was a few quid in it for him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# There is that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# George Michael?
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Captain Pugwash?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# What's that on his left hand?
Looks like adamatium claws to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# She must be on a hen do

(bumbandido mildly flaming, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# What's a hen do?
Lays eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
#
about 5 miles to the gallon
(bumbandido mildly flaming, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Some go into accountancy, but in the main they're secretaries and personal assistants.
Oh hens!

I thought you said "Moderately trained lower-middle class types".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I need a well-trained lower-middle class type
the last one put the milk in first
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# That upsets me so much
so very, very much.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# If the tea was in a pot, and they were pouring into your finest china (I can't imagine a man of your standing would have them do anything but)
then good on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# isn't it because poor-quality china would crack if you didn't put the milk in first
and good-quality china could withstand the heat?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Quite the opposite. The better the quality, the "finer" the china, the thinner it was, and thus the more likely to crack on exposure to boiling tea.
Putting the milk in first curtails the boilingnessing of the tea, and thus prevents the crackery (from which, obviously, the word "crockery" is derived).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I think the practice became outdated as china manufacture improved
and therefore "milk in first" became something only commoners did

having said that, the internet doesn't really know either, so it's all speculation
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Yes,
but it makes shite tea and, at the end of the day, that is what matters most.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Not if the tea's brewed correctly it don't not make no shite tea or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# It wooden go
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
"recorded"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:22, archived)

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