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I hope you had a really nice weekend

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 30 May 2011, 21:45, archived)

shopped images only etc etc

and woo!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:46, archived)

^^^^^^^^^^^^

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:51, archived)

I have sent shockjaw`s sauce pic to my e-mail

So I can work on him later.

Now, home time

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:48, archived)

waits.....

....pedal faster

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 30 May 2011, 21:49, archived)

Shockjaw's sauce

Goes well on surprise pudding.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

arf!

oh well, i'm off.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

G'night Smash

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

Touching all time his ass.

his ASS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:55, archived)

The moustache! :D

hahahaha!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:10, archived)

First thought that came to mind

"I 'ate you Butler!"

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Aenesis, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:12, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:32, archived)

oh, that's where i've seen him before!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:16, archived)

hahaha

Einstein is the last person I would think to do shockjaw

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:17, archived)

Pfft!

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Frogbeat, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:17, archived)

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..wil, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:10, archived)

\o/

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 May 2011, 22:17, archived)

E=B& Squared

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:19, archived)

Neargh! I'll get you, physics!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:22, archived)

*whistles On the Buses theme*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:28, archived)

just an excuse to perv at tanya roberts

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:26, archived)

Release the flanhawk!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:55, archived)

CFB

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:30, archived)

would

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:31, archived)

you wish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:32, archived)

yeh - and your point is?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:34, archived)

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:35, archived)

Looks like someone already has.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 May 2011, 21:32, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:34, archived)

you wish

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 May 2011, 21:43, archived)

see comment to Smash Monkey :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:51, archived)

That's my stiffy killed, then.

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:41, archived)

I read that as

"that's my kilt stuffed then"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:06, archived)

Would!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:51, archived)

Would....

kill it with hammers

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 30 May 2011, 23:12, archived)

some parts are good

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:01, archived)

neargh!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:38, archived)

he only crashed into him

so he can mount him roughly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:40, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 May 2011, 21:45, archived)

hahhahha

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 30 May 2011, 21:48, archived)

He didn't crash. It was a tactical dismount.

Also, I do wonder if "Neargh!" is Shockjaw's catchphrase?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:50, archived)

hahaha

and the tragedy is spilling the brew :D

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:16, archived)

^ this!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:25, archived)

The whole gang's here... almost. (Also, I suck at drawing hands.)

And while we're at it, have this rather crude sketch of something from a graphic novel I'm in the middle of writing (I don't think I'll do another one, it's plot-hole city). Feedback welcome :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:59, archived)

Vimod will b& you

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:02, archived)

*bows down to vimod*

I am sorry, master.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:04, archived)

nice!

anyone else getting fucked up by these light nights? i'm tired, but my brain says "you can't be tired, it's still daytime!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:07, archived)

I probably would if I didn't go to sleep at 4am. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:11, archived)

i used to do that, too

but these days, i'm up early to helpout the parents

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:13, archived)

I feel most alive at night, must be said.

Which is why I was up at 9am this morning... it's been raining all day. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:22, archived)

my sleep pattern is normal for the first time in my life

which i ascribe to massive weight loss and laying off the drugs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:25, archived)

I'm off uni till September

So my sleeping pattern's gonna get even worse than it is. If I had something to do during the day I'd sort it out. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:27, archived)

payday tomorrow, which means only one thing:

SHOPPING!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:29, archived)

Oh, just reminded me!

Gotta get a ticket for a gig tomorrow. I don't usually wake up till around 10am anyway, should be alright.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:37, archived)

haven't been to a gig for YEARS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:39, archived)

I think my last one was in February.

I don't go to many, but they're usually always good.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:48, archived)

^this

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 May 2011, 21:25, archived)

Yeah, a bit

Nice gloomy, rainy evening here tonight though. Sunset behind rainclouds is pretty.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:12, archived)

it is nice, isn't it?

forecast for friday is 24 degrees :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:18, archived)

I was just thinking

This is the 22nd time this happened to me, you would've thought I'd be used to it by now. Instead I'm all like "oh my god, it's light at 9pm, wtf"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:12, archived)

same here

except it's 36 times for me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:19, archived)

Me and the changing of the seasons is tight, yo.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:19, archived)

i'm a fan of summer and autumn

and those really still, sunny, crisp days you sometimes get in winter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:24, archived)

No Wonderboy?

Very nice, also.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:07, archived)

what is the secret of his powers?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:09, archived)

Politeness gets him everywhere

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:12, archived)

i'll have to try that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:23, archived)

Mind bullets.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:13, archived)

i want mind bullets!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:23, archived)

I have only just seen this guy. Looks about as exploitable as Shockjaw and such.

I might have to arrange a reunion. XD Also, I have never seen a gun like that before.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:12, archived)

His face passes the Star Wars test.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:15, archived)

Therefore he is qualified :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:18, archived)

hahahahaha

quality

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:12, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliant

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Frogbeat, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:19, archived)

hahaha

super

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:32, archived)

sorta wish this was a little less NSFW

HERE

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:55, archived)

OMG.....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:59, archived)

OMG WTF BBQ

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

Pass the mind bleach quick...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:05, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 May 2011, 20:04, archived)

last time i saw that kind of expression

was when i forgot to shut the blinds before taking my bra off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, archived)

I bet you got tired of that after a few hours, right? ;p

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:10, archived)

i didn't even know boobs could get RSI

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:15, archived)

= he likes, he likes

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:10, archived)

not so fucking jolie

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:26, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:13, archived)

arghh

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:24, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:29, archived)

HAHAHAH

Wayne Rooney?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:30, archived)

jack nicholsan's joker

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:33, archived)

Ahaha

YES!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:40, archived)

hahahaha

wtf

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:35, archived)

OH WOW

If I had control over what got FP'd, this would be up for sure.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:56, archived)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 May 2011, 20:58, archived)

happy twain :)

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:08, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:48, archived)

That's some crazy, fucked-up shit.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:08, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:14, archived)

Hed done in

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 May 2011, 21:26, archived)

hahahaha

this pushes the boundaries of FUCK

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:34, archived)

what kind of witchcraft is this?

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:12, archived)

Such wonderment..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:35, archived)

such drunkeness

www.thesmokinggun.com/file/mug-shots-4811?page=0

there's some peaches on that site

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 May 2011, 20:57, archived)

That, also.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:11, archived)

pancake arse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:10, archived)

like a frog standing up

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:12, archived)

hahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:15, archived)

WTF

Hahaha

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:11, archived)

erk!

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:36, archived)

Shockjaw's dog?

Shockhound!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/Wizard_Of_Oz_Scarecrow_Dance

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:55, archived)

hahahahahaha

represent

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:57, archived)

Jiving down......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:58, archived)

what tunes are playing--Ozzy Osbourne?

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:59, archived)

get yourself high!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 May 2011, 20:05, archived)

yeh Mon!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:14, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:24, archived)

Givin' it all that.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:24, archived)

fuck yes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:30, archived)

haha!

old school...

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:35, archived)

Hahaha

Perfectly in time with what I am listening too!
(Squarepusher)

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:07, archived)

oh yeh

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:35, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

Logged in 40 seconds ago.

So glad I did.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:48, archived)

it's a quick in and out,

I left something in the hope it amuses, am now fucking off again

(probably what should be on my gravestone)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:52, archived)

Haha... chewie's great.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:49, archived)

he wants a go

but he's shit at it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:51, archived)

Luke should let him win in case chewie pulls his arms out of his sockets...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:54, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:51, archived)

Ooh... nice

I'm imagining the space invader noise interjected with the imperial march and then back to normal.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:53, archived)

That's rather marvellous

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:55, archived)

Nice :D

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:55, archived)

Does it have force feedback?

This is rather woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

Needs some background music...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=07IhWD2Lr2A as featured in the newletter

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, archived)

haha,

those were the days though eh, 10p a go.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:16, archived)

woah

I had the EXACT idea to do a space vaders joke drawing today - wierd! must be on the same procrastination fuel. Though I can't draw and quickly dismissed the idea...

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:31, archived)

weird

maybe there was a subliminal message in a tv show we were watching or something, what have you been doing today?
I've been watching hardcore dutch dwarf porn and re-runs of Bob Ross's art show

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:45, archived)

funny that,

I have been watching hardcore Bob Ross porn and some midget based European art show

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)

splendid!

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:36, archived)

love it

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:45, archived)

unsurprisingly bindun you useless shit

shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stormtrooper-space-vaders-grn.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:15, archived)

Ha, I like Chunk t-shirts,

if only for the label.

I prefer your take though.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:18, archived)

this is the only image worth a comment on /board tonight

well done..woo!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:56, archived)

Had a quick 5 mins before dinner so made this

Love this guys expression!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

it's like he's looking at something as saddening as it is disgusting

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:48, archived)

Someone fucking his long dead Mum.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:49, archived)

bizarrely, that's almost exactly what i was thinking

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:50, archived)

~~thinking~~ flicking the bean to

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:24, archived)

nah, too full of toast and tea for that right now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:26, archived)

Nice....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:50, archived)

wow--I am going to have to learn how to do this type thing

great job!

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:51, archived)

Use photoshop like tracing paper.

Create a transparent layer over the image you want to trace and use the paint brush on a single pixel setting.
Set your colour as something gaudy (bright green or pink) so that it shows up as you're tracing then adjust the brightness to very dark and it'll be black.
Seasy!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:58, archived)

kewl enuf--I've gotta try it

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

hahahahaha

how has this not got more comments, wonderful :D woo

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

haha - good stuff.

you've captured his essence, I feel.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:32, archived)

Nice doodles.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:34, archived)

I'm only after attention.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:38, archived)

I don't know what it is.. but I like it......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:43, archived)

BEAVTIFVL

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:45, archived)

whvt?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

This has been a Known World Production.

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:48, archived)

Like this

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:07, archived)

Leaving work tomorow...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:37, archived)

i've missed you

with every shot so far...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:42, archived)

Weren't you meant to be going on holiday?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:45, archived)

i was

now i'm not going till about september. off housesitting on sunday, though. 2 weeks where the bloody family can't find me. bliss!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

Nice.. anywhere good?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:48, archived)

only everton

but they've got a big telly, a wii and a lovely sun-trap of a garden, full of tasty fresh salad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:51, archived)

Nice.. a friend of mine that used to live in a bedsit...

Used to do the same for a director type bloke that had a half million pound 5 bed with swimming pool ect... how the other half live...!!
you enjoy.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:56, archived)

oh, i will

they've got a fucking HUGE dog. very well trained, but it puts the shits up people when you take it for a walk!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:04, archived)

Organise a b3ta bash there.....

It could have hilarious consequences like an American teen movie.......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:12, archived)

i'm planning something a little more, shall we say, intimate?.......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:17, archived)

Owww...!!

Wella wella tell me more tell me more..
Like does he have a car.... ;-)
Pictures when you get back.. or it never happened..
Just getting interesting and I'm off to the shop to purchase victuals

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:26, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:27, archived)

Well I never

Hope you and your furry friend have a good time.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 May 2011, 21:31, archived)

Sooperdave?

haha you bad bad man.

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:03, archived)

Thought twice about doing it....

but i don't get that many tickets to hull..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, archived)

this is a leaving card for a girl work, her names robin so i thought id try and be clever. the other one i did is here.

which ones better?

sooperdooper

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sooperdave, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:17, archived)

The other one

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:21, archived)

both nice...

but I'd rather be given the other one.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:25, archived)

I recognise those tits.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:32, archived)

That robin needs a new bra...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:37, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:31, archived)

Rocking robin......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:39, archived)

Robin soft hat?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:22, archived)

The other one

but only if her name is Thismuch.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:32, archived)

yay.. I like them both as much as each other and I'm sure she'll like either.... sorry for this I couldn't resist... :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:36, archived)

haha

well good.

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sooperdave, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:38, archived)

:D have a shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:40, archived)

I knew I shouldn't have fed it ham......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:45, archived)

This is what it sounds like when doves eat ham

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:14, archived)

death from above!

well, shits from above at least.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:28, archived)

Haha... epic.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:35, archived)

haha...

I'm waiting for that budgie to shit on my head. Then I'll know we've bonded.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:49, archived)

Get to work and make it little lycra shorts for its bike... and that should hold it in and keep it of the carpet...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:51, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:16, archived)

Both are sooperb!

This one seems a little too sad, the first will make her smile. :)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:59, archived)

Is this a card for a hunter who's just loading his shotgun out of frame?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:00, archived)

Haha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 19:10, archived)

Yay!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

Hope that dove hasn't been eating bombay mix.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:52, archived)

GOOD LUCK! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 19:57, archived)

They are both fantastic.

I'm sure Robin will love them, you should give her both of them.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:16, archived)

aye,

ill probs send one round for everyone to sign and then give her the other one also.

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sooperdave, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:19, archived)

Nice:D

other one

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:24, archived)

Quick and shit for teh compo

filename for de-ris

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:29, archived)

done a trillion times im afraid :D

hahaha nicely though

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:31, archived)

fucksocks sorry

*crawls under rock*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:33, archived)

Spanggg! remember Busey before he finally could afford dental work?

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:33, archived)

that was afterwards wasn't it?

clicks :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:36, archived)

he really did not understand about equine dentistry :)

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:38, archived)

Now I see what you mean about those teeth...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:12, archived)

yea, I just tried them out in Shockjaw---looks totally ... uh

lost most of the gross bits due to the shape of his mouth

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:34, archived)

GAH HAH HAH! It suits him!

Somewhat related.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:44, archived)

hahah--how did you do this?

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:46, archived)

Just drew it and took a picture using my Mac's webcam. ^^

Quick and shit... yet I do an illustration course.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:10, archived)

Oww yes......

Do a line up of this flan and free.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:47, archived)

That I may do.

I remember drawing Freebase in the back of a notebook one time, I might go salvage it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:10, archived)

haha - jesus.

horse teeth?

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:17, archived)

straight from the horse's mouth

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:35, archived)

RPS is....oh I give up

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:33, archived)

some of us can't shop so we have to resort to ...

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:44, archived)

augh

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:18, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:39, archived)

wot?

it's "garbage can clived?" :P

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:41, archived)

hahahaa

oh dear :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:50, archived)

haha - you can't have too many bald Garys...

TJ: A budgie flew into our window with a bang just now, so we let him in and fed him.

Here he is, looking wistfully back out of the window at what could have been...
He's OUR PET NOW. (At least until the RSPCA come to collect him tomorrow) He was cold and hungry, but much better now.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:51, archived)

aw hope the little chap's ok

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:52, archived)

he seems tickety boo

- he's been guzzling seeds and happily sitting on my shoulder. He's very tame. In fact, budgies are a lot more fun than I realised.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:55, archived)

you could always hang on to him

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:59, archived)

Yeah , but we've got a cat...

who'd probably be only too pleased to meet him. :(

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:01, archived)

give the cat to the RSPCA

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:21, archived)

haha...

problem solved. :)

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:22, archived)

keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie

keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:00, archived)

It's very very tempting. He's got a lot of personality for a bird, I'm genuinely taken with him.

But what about the cat?

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:04, archived)

You can't beat "of" personality I always say...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:08, archived)

please try to make more sense

;)

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:09, archived)

Haha.... I'll try a lot more in future.... ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:12, archived)

obv ill equipped

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:15, archived)

haha.... srsly ill eqpit....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:38, archived)

Ah, perhaps that does present a problem.

I've got absolutely no personal experience of keeping a bird, I just thought it sounded as if it was 'meant to be'.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:09, archived)

haha - yeah, it does seem to be fate.

I even checked it out on-line, and some people keeps bird and cats, just in separate rooms.
Dammit, I may have just talked myself into keeping that budgie...

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:12, archived)

...on the left hand side?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:36, archived)

haha - I was singing it to the tune

of Panic by the Smiths

'Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ. Hang the DJ...'

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:41, archived)

Why don't you keep him if you can't find the owner....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:00, archived)

He needs other budgie friends, I think.

They're very sociable.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:05, archived)

Get more and form a chorus line to entertain the cat...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:10, archived)

yes!

they can ride on those little bicycles...

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:12, archived)

Little budgie sized BMX stunt bikes.....

Sliding down the arm of the sofa and bouncing of the lamp shade... always just out of reach of the cat.... just like Tom and Jerry but in really life......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:18, archived)

haha - and give them little ramps and half-pipes

for added fun.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:24, archived)

Make them little lycra suits as well...""

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:40, archived)

When he can do a triple back flip, get back to us. Links board, preferably.

I have to say, I found your bird story to be tragic. He's dreaming about his great great great great great great grandparents who lived in the forest. Now it's sitting on a window sill.

You're probably the best suited of anyone to care for him/her. I want reports back over the years about how happy your bird has become.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:51, archived)

I foresee it taking over the planet... just like in planet of the apes...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:54, archived)

Aw...thanks. I know what you mean.

I'd rather he was flying free, but he's so tame I've a feeling he wouldn't last long.

Here's a picture of him looking a bit less forlorn to cheer you up:

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:00, archived)

YAYS

That is great!

But he's never going to dominate the planet if he's super fat. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:09, archived)

haha - he does look really overweight in that photo.

I think he's just all fluffed up and contented.

note: I am not a budgie expert - he may be overeating until he explodes.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:13, archived)

Bless

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:11, archived)

he's in sunflower seed-kernal heaven

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:15, archived)

Feed it HAM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:34, archived)

yes!

and chocolate.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:44, archived)

You're just spoiling this bugie now....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:49, archived)

Yay....Round at a friends house one day....

He made me a cup of tea... I asked "Have you got a biscuit?"... "Yer" he said, went into the kitchen and returned 30 seconds later with a packet of fucking garibaldi's.... fucking shitty bastard garibaldi's... I ask you....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:59, archived)

what a twunt!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:00, archived)

I know...!!.... I told him so as well...!!!

The only thing on a par with it, would have been if he'd offered me a waffer or rich tea.......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:05, archived)

that would have bin tehh thin end of teh fackin wedge!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:36, archived)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:02, archived)

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:02, archived)

I agree.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:04, archived)

haha lovely drawing

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FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:05, archived)

That one just behind his foot

is a slipper

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:04, archived)

nah!!

thats the plant

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:07, archived)

Is it on foot patrol?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:09, archived)

He's out

on an undercover Hoperation.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:14, archived)

Bunnily enough

This man calls himself the long ears of the law.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:17, archived)

He lives in a

(Starsky and) Hutch.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:18, archived)

Te tells tales about bob

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:32, archived)

And he's a member of the local coneystabulary

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:24, archived)

Yay....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:09, archived)

Hahahahahah wonderful.

Does he work part-time for Gorillaz?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:22, archived)

He's pretty! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:23, archived)

swim fins suggest he's on loan from the water patrol

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:24, archived)

Haha rough work

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 May 2011, 17:43, archived)

haha, nice.

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enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:57, archived)

and where have

you been eh?

have a woo though

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Dr. trouser, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:41, archived)

back on my exercise regimen

image contains no testicles

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:39, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your Valin?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:40, archived)

Because I'm hard to capture !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:46, archived)

I understand your confusion--my Valin is the one on the right

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:46, archived)

Right . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:48, archived)

Genuine lunchtime LOL

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:49, archived)

HAHA OH WOW :D

Genuine lols over here.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:52, archived)

hahaha

I've a great set of horse teeth that could be used on Shockjaw

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:53, archived)

Something tells me he didn't originally have teeth.

Or a jaw hinged on BOTH sides. But I like the sound of that. ^^

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:56, archived)

Another one for the vault !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:46, archived)

Who is this bloke?

And how did he become a bandwagon?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:52, archived)

just an image a few of us call shockjaw

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:55, archived)

Where is he from orignally, who found him, and has his expession been shopped, and can we see the orignall?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:58, archived)

I'll dig up the original

brb
www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/bclionshamilton.jpg

I posted him with flanbase in his beer yesterday

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:02, archived)

Ah, thanks

Not that I'm likely to use him, I just like to keep abreast of the latest trends.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:13, archived)

Ar.... thankyou... :-) it was you that found him then...

I remember yesterday, think I Commented Blakey has sex with Lemmy or similar

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:18, archived)

exactly

that was a fun time--Shockjaw and the Lemmy thing too

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:23, archived)

This image is very sad.

He was so excited at getting to meet the Queen and look what happened.

She's horrible.

(Meagrom, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:00, archived)

He doesn't have much luck, does Shockjaw.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:14, archived)

hahahaa that's gotta hurt

but not as much as that one of him getting kicked in the groin

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:19, archived)

By the end of the day this guy's gonna end up having three Adam's apples.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:24, archived)

can't get enuf of that one! :D

in case you missed it the best res pic I could find of him is here
www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/bclionshamilton.jpg
click on image for enlargement

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:27, archived)

Yeah just saw it up there ^

Cheers! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:29, archived)

Hahaha

(Meagrom, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:36, archived)

Poll dancing clubs just aren't what they used to be......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:54, archived)

no but you still have to stuff money in the shorts :D

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:17, archived)

Haha....runs.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:20, archived)

are they related?

(Testicles just for you, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:27, archived)

haha--obviously!

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:54, archived)

Shockjaw mayhem !!! :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:58, archived)

Hot from the kitchen !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:08, archived)

Those biscuites have been pre dunked.... nom nom...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:12, archived)

An endless supply to feed the minions . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:15, archived)

feed the minions something that tastes like grunions

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:19, archived)

California grunion are a species of marine fish found only along the coast of southern California and northern Baja California. They are justifiably famous ...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:22, archived)

Funny you should mention that . . . I'm part grunion myself !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:28, archived)

the other part?

Elwood Blues? Pavarotti?

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:30, archived)

On an operatic mission from Cod !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:32, archived)

hahah

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:33, archived)

Singing in a holy plaice...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:43, archived)

Swimming at warp factor nine....

Do you have fish and chip shops where you are?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:41, archived)

If you consider Long John Sliver's a place to eat . . .

sadly no . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:42, archived)

minions are a species of land fish found to your side and a step or two behind you

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:29, archived)

Could do with that at the moment.....

My abstenance from alcohol at the moment means I'm eating lots of biscuites....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:20, archived)

One must sustain one's strength now . . . doesn't one . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:33, archived)

One sounds like one has turned into the queen...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:36, archived)

One must hang out in the proper circles . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:41, archived)

What's Phillip bobbing on...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:46, archived)

Road Apples . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:49, archived)

Ride em all the way...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:56, archived)

Spring Break is the stuff of legend to us Brits.

Standing on a freezing beach in Jaywick with a bunch of people wearing raincoats just doesn't cut it.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:14, archived)

I imagine it does save on sunscreen though . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:15, archived)

Jaywick...!!

Are estate agents still doing two for one offers on properties there in an attemt to sell them....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:17, archived)

I spent 5 months working in Jaywick. I started at the end of the season and suffered the bleakest winter imaginable.

When people ask me if I'm afraid of anything, I categorically state "no".

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:26, archived)

It looks like it's always been monochromatic there . . .

www.francisfrith.com/jaywick/

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:31, archived)

That was Jaywick in its heyday.

*laughs despite himself*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:35, archived)

This might give you a better idea of what it's like..

I think the average price of a home in britain is somewhere near £150.000
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/Jaywick.html?sortByPriceDescending=false

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:51, archived)

Abounding with good deals !

All of our properties are PRICED LOW to encourage a quicker than normal sale. ...

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:56, archived)

I'd hop on a plane... but apparently I'v heard you don't have fish and chip shops....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:02, archived)

I'm only aware of it because I saw a documentry on the TV about it ... and then looked on the internet

The makers of the documentry obviously wouldn't over dramatise what they reported to increase viewing figures ;-)
But they did give the impression it was like moss side on sea..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:34, archived)

Hell is grey, and it's sited on the Essex coastline.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:36, archived)

It's kind of like a Spaghetti Western town

Only with more seagulls and used condoms.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:01, archived)

What I saw on the TV showed it just like the town at the end of "A fist full of dollors or a few dollors more"

The one with Lee van Cleff.... only it wasn't cowboys it was chavs lining the streets...
I met someone who's mother lived in clacton and couldn't move to be with her daughter because she litraly could't give her house away.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:08, archived)

Aaah Jaywick

Where beach huts and chip shops come to die.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:30, archived)

There is wisdom, here.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:37, archived)

Apologies for this late bandwagon hop, which doesn't get its own thread

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:15, archived)

Perfect . . . it won't even be recorded in this case !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:17, archived)

we need one standard tag line for those. In space no one can hear. Anything. Evar. ;p

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LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:24, archived)

Best served soggy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:35, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:12, archived)

They do have a mind of their own.....

He should have worn his pakamack....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:17, archived)

Hahaha! Naughty penis!

*taps on helmet with a cold spoon*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 15:21, archived)

O_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:41, archived)

Don't be too hard on it

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:55, archived)

hahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 May 2011, 15:21, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:33, archived)

I dare you to print that and frame it.....

And then hang it in one of those fack display rooms they have set out in IKEA....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:36, archived)

Only a weirdo would do that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:37, archived)

Orders ink for my printer......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:40, archived)

:D...!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:41, archived)

fack?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:52, archived)

Haha..... I saw it after I posted and couldn't be arsed to edit....

You might say I just don't give a fake ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:56, archived)

Hahaha

if you don't like my speeling, fake off

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:01, archived)

The French policeman out of Allo Allo taught me everything I needed to know about spelling...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:08, archived)

hahaha

that is so wrong! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:49, archived)

This really is wrong.

I imagine you're now on some sort of watched list.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:56, archived)

Haha

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:00, archived)

No comment can encompass this.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:09, archived)

All things that can be done

with a X-Wing

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:42, archived)

ha ha ha

Clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:42, archived)

My work is done here!... o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:44, archived)

who is that on the right?

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Mon 30 May 2011, 15:48, archived)

It's a banana

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:05, archived)

I believe it to be a hand-drawn picture of a pregnant woman.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:59, archived)

Give it a bone . . . wait . . . HEEL !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:05, archived)

Peggy Badcock.

Badcock Peggy.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:07, archived)

a wizard, and my brother

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Microwave, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:13, archived)

GJM

How big are they?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 May 2011, 14:16, archived)

~3 inches tall

the wizard's staff is a twig

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Microwave, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:21, archived)

Microwave..... the man with the three inch brother....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:20, archived)

three inch what?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:42, archived)

GJM

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:23, archived)

I like your brother's beard.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 14:27, archived)

> FUCK GANDALF

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:57, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:08, archived)

Arf..... run luke.....

I recently picked up the orignal star wars book and was confused to see the orignal spellings of "see threepio" and "artoo detoo"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:26, archived)

it was pre texting

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:29, archived)

4rf... "I 4m ur f4rth3r" lol.. !!11!!11 ;-)

u'5 the 4's

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:34, archived)

The North is strong with this one....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:26, archived)

Yay hey......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:38, archived)

woo! :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:49, archived)

That's no bomb..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:13, archived)

whoa! :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:30, archived)

Big Head Luke they called him!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:43, archived)

Maybe his body is just far away...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:57, archived)

Leggers in the cornfield can be a character-building experience for the fledgeling Jedi..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:17, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:45, archived)

the brown dog

is missing

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:57, archived)

damn

the lazy dog even

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:57, archived)

Well

that fox doesn't look too quick to me.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:21, archived)

Hahaha! Excellent :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 13:41, archived)

Yay.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:53, archived)

Perpetual!

*stares too long*

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:59, archived)

Liking this :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:14, archived)

How does it...........

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:26, archived)

I see you, sneakily submitting your stuff to Reddit...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:26, archived)

(^)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:35, archived)

www.reddit.com/user/HERMANB3TA

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:06, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:35, archived)

Yay.... excellent :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:41, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:01, archived)

Splendid.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:31, archived)

Coolio.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:29, archived)

Dr Dre.

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Rico, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:00, archived)

ha ha damn you

I had that in my head a while back but my skills were lacking
*click*

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:08, archived)

funny video time

check out my vid blog. i've scoured the internet for it's maddest treats:
chucklehole.wordpress.com/

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

come back and post this tomorrow

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:35, archived)

^ This

Now where did we put the links page?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

Dude, you might want to post this on the 'links' board.

The mainboard is for pictures/animations you've made or manipulated.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:38, archived)

ok thanks guys

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

to www.b3ta.com/links/

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:38, archived)

you're a cruel, cruel person

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:41, archived)

love you to ;D

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:45, archived)

besties

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:48, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:44, archived)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 13:32, archived)

if this slap clip was aimed at me, i'll come hunting you

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:34, archived)

is hunting me really that exciting?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:44, archived)

depends. are you a fast person?

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:57, archived)

Maybe

but all you'll find is some other peoples' lame videos and a torrent of abuse on b3ta.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:07, archived)

that's cool what else do you do

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Shada, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:45, archived)

absolutely nothing else

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:56, archived)

hi, yeah as someone else said, you're best off posting this on www.b3ta.com/links

also don't forget to join in from time to time or people might see this as spam, personally i don't really care but /links can be a harsh mistress

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:46, archived)

Mayhap you post this on /links, yes?

/fluffy Monday blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:48, archived)

i done gone made a boo boo

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:52, archived)

something weird's going on

everyone's being so nice and there's been no murder!
have a helicopter

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:14, archived)

You're getting off lightly :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 13:26, archived)

what's happening?! what's happening?! what's happening?! what's happening?! what's happening?!

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:27, archived)

I THINK HE LIKES YOU!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 13:28, archived)

I'm wanking is what's happening, do you see?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:29, archived)

but i dont want that

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:33, archived)

you?

nice thong

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:43, archived)

Are you kidding?

I'd kill for that figure :p

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 13:46, archived)

Fecking hell

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:55, archived)

I now hate life.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:15, archived)

don't feel defeated -- I'm sure he's attainable

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:18, archived)

But that's bad!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:19, archived)

You can have the fluffy version as I am about to go on holiday.

However, it is pissing with rain and I have a chest infection.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 May 2011, 13:55, archived)

both edinburgh and melbourne....edinburgh first

(mikederob, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:58, archived)

I should update the list.

Edinburgh's off. It'd be nice if they could drop hints that they have a preferred candidate before one spends three days writing an application.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 May 2011, 14:11, archived)

Kill yourself.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:42, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 May 2011, 14:59, archived)

Hahaha....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:19, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v38af7DXv0

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:56, archived)

Also: you should try to remember to play your guitar

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:01, archived)

And his sound rig included........

The Marshall amp idextrous....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:14, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:40, archived)

...no thanks.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:23, archived)

jag vet inte

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:31, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

* Logs back in

* kitten lols
* clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:41, archived)

/:U

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Shada, Mon 30 May 2011, 12:45, archived)

Hahaha! Lovely stuff :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 30 May 2011, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha.... lovely....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 13:54, archived)

DET GÖR DU

FAKTIST

ELLER HUR?

:D

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 7:02, archived)

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