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# Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Christ
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
# In the hole
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Played by Alec Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Fucking Jedi tricks
Never trust them
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Eight of Clubs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)
#
If you had said "Seven of Clubs!". I would have assumed you were making a "B. Kliban" reference.
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# no dice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Clubs
* what?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Did you once say that you saw rush at either Birmingham or Stafford in 1982?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Oh.....
Really going to bug me who it was that did now....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I saw them at Wembley Arena in '92.
Most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# They were when I saw them in 82... I was onlt 17 so in absolute awe.....
I just remember someone on here saying they'd been to the same gig as me and I never joined in the conversation at the time.... really like to know who it was....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
# I saw them at Wembley in 82...
Which is no-where near Birmingham or Stafford...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Well we saw them on the same tour at least.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Invisible airwaves crackle with life...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
# The king...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
# christ

oslo
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/jesus_goldblum_platypus.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Ooof.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
# sweet jesus

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
# He did give us Christmas though....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# And the Romans gave us Easter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
# And roads.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)
# And the Sewerage System...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Just thought.... Jesus gave us pan cake day as well....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
# He just tried to make a Yorkshire Pudding and got it completely wrong! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
# He was usless....
He should have used the instant mix stuff where you just need to add eggs milk and flour.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
# we already had winter solstice, his marketing department re appropriated it
cnuts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
# And i suppose we've got coca cola to thank for santa really...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
# We have Coca Cola to thank for the Tooth Fairy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I was sixpence rich as a young lad... thanks to coke rotting my teeth..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)
# these days kids expect at least a quid
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
# My mates kids used to get a fiver....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
# he only gets one lot of pwesents though
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
# As the wise men said "That's for you birthday and your.........."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# of clubs
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
# haha
quote from the cross - Peter you can see your house from up here
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Did you mean The Corrs?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# argh - fecking hands
edits and runs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)
# You meant bross then...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)
# the moss bross bros
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Did you mean Peter I can see your house from up here?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha sod off Moley!!
"you can" as in "one can"

I know I am going to get fecked...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# I like this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# did you mean I like this?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)
# You like this too?
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)
# oh ok you bloody win
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# We're all winners Twisty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
# haha do you host the Lottery Show?
*checks spelling beeefoooorre postigg*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I like the guy on the right
gud skechen der
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Nice one Bovine now do him pissing against a wall where he turns wine into water :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Superb!
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Har
har!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Haha!
One tiny thing though; He's spread the deck backwards. If you do it that way, you can't see the indexes.
(Dick Champion, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# That's yer omniscence for ya.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 6:10, archived)
# My mate suggested I draw me and my housemate shooting zombies....
with top hats etc. Been a while since Ive posted so here you go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# The zombie monocalypse has begun!
TO THE STATION
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Haha!
Well the pile of green stuff was supposed to be all the dead zombies..I got lazy though.. Not bad for two hours..well for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# suave zombie shoot
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# I say Caruthers, this Cabernet Sauvignon is rather cheeky, by the way old boy there appears to be an undead bounder careering towards you.
- BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
# HA! Thats exactly how we'd do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# - BOOM!
By the way, Tabitha's having a baby shower..
BOOM!
next Wednesday, can I pencil you in?

BOOM!..I wouldn't miss it for the world

:P

youtu.be/gx-EQTIHp2A
BANG BANG BANG
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Q-Tip in my ear . . . crayon me in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
# MIT mndr
youtu.be/sQE2u0-fYtA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Primal Cut
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Top Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# More fun than dueling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
# So, the booze was your idea?

Nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Yeah, wouldnt be us otherwise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Zombies make easy targets.
Drinking and killing. What a nice past time.

Excellent.

I might add that I've just come here from having an argument with someone about the implications of radioactive particulates in our food chain. The internet is a weird world.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Why bother with fusion when you can just go fission . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# You both have goatees then
do you share a beard-trimmer or have one each?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Nice doodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Top hats should be a requirement for zombie killing.
Though they do chase them. There should be, therefore, a whole development of instruments and techniques that would allow you to hunt zombies wearing top hats safely.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Top hot and top hoe.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
# oh man
im already there
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)
# more dragons
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Order In The Court !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# ok then!
"come on, court, in you come...."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
# All orders are ordered in in order to order in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# THREADJACK!!!
important question B3tans; if you were to spell the sound of a raspberry - how would you spell it??

this is for a reason honest!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Thrrrp
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
After further research :

uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080610050757AAv3H2x
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I agree with Valin on "Thrrrp"
However in the Asterix books it was always "Rsssprrr"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# That would be the French translation . . . oui ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# That's is in the English version
I can't remember what it is in the original French, although "Woof woof!" is "Ouah ouah!"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Eddie Izzard fan !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Is that Thor in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
# It only hurts a little . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
# It's a scene from
Mjollnir: The Gavel Years
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Orders anything but the soup.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Order on the fly . . . it's faster that way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
# bug soup hat explanation amist a procedure
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# breaststroke
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
# breats
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
# troke
Edit: Hang on, "breats"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# I'M TALIKIN' BOOT A GREAT SHITE, CHIEF
youtu.be/9nAKwjp66mQ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
# I see what you said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# THE OL' SWITCHEROO HOGISTYLE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
ye nice crossover
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# DON'T X DA BREATS
it would be bad
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
# DA BREATS GOES ON
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
# JUST BREAT IT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxppZBcdB-M
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Buongiorno hahahhahha belissimo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# multi breat: deep crust
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)
# breat burners
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=breat
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# well i'll be jhiggered
sweet breat finde
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
# breats up
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# triple breat amidst a calamity
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
# jane's addiction
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# been caught stealin breats
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# She's obviously been polishing them
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# When in doubt . . . let them shine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I for one would be well pleased
if my breasts could also be used as makeup mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Gleaming in the moonlight . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Qwell, they aint gonna shine themslefs!
youtu.be/vS_a8Edde8k
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)
# QWELLDAYAINTGONNASHINEDEMSLEFS!
lool
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# yes please
*Re-looks at this mornings VAG CREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Sums it all right on up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Justice of the peas
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Just porridge . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:52, archived)
# There is a sleeve in his soup.
Disgusting
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# WAITER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
# THERE IS A MAN IN MY MILK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
# SPOON HIM UP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Sleeve soup.
Delish!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Relish the thought ***
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Rest in piece sweet angel
;...(

(Andy Crane Arse Magik, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Up above the clouds and houses ect........


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# there's an extra band of orange in that rainbow now
with a zip on it

oh and a mongy pink band too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I like this because it is good
Cheers Zippy!

* Wonders off to play with his twanger.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
# one skin, two skin, three skin...........


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Zzzz In Peace?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Wiv babee jesus and the angles
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# RIP Zippy voice
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Nice one!
I did this:
I don't really know why, just thought they might take care of him better than jebus...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Past
In the past, you needed a special program, such as WinZip, to open \"zipped\"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Michael IronGnop
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Irongnops
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Almost definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Forged on an anvil !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I would run away from this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# turned out nice again
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# haha - that's mental top gnoppery - nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
# ONO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Image challenge vote
And this week's choices are...

1. Daleks. Now they're retiring, how will they be put to use?

2. One word challenge: Zippy - pay tribute to the puppet, whose actor died today.

3. Hospitals - make them cheerful, fluffy places, instead of being filled with death.

4. Cyber-cops. The head of Britain's "e-crime" unit wants the public to take them more seriously. Do the opposite.

And here's the votey click vehicle.

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Cyber cops
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the one word challenge of zippy will go stale pretty quick.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)
# My idea has been changed ......
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1222321
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I liked them booth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I like cubicles too...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# if animals had thumbs in their asses
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Thumbs up to this surgestion....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)
# right up da gooch!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Oooooh
*yiff yiff yiff*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I give this two fingers
or three if they fit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Being fingered with fudge is just enough to give the girls a treat...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I have sponge fingers do they count?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Give them a basic numeracy test to find out...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
# *tested*
they swore a bit - no they were a trifle base..

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# They always get like that when they've been on the sherry....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# !?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# How about puppets in general?
A LOT more mileage than just Zippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)
# That would get my vote...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# that's it Stouffer, you help me
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Oh shit that's horrifying.
But oh so brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Combine 1 and 2, same voice man
zippy daleks

I would draw this but am very ill
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Poorly?
What's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# TOTM
don't go there
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
I suspect you may be right....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I forsee a web sherriff coming into this corral.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Cyber-cops!
Though the challenge may be taken down due to Government Removal Request
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Here we go...
Daleks: Possibly a bit limited and JollyJack has been doing that for weeks.
Zippy: YES PLEASE!
Hospitals: That's Sick!
Cyber-cops: Female ones in tight licra? *Fwaps - and JollyJackhas been doing that for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# El gordo the bandito

my name is gordon, did this for no reason whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Yay nice......
I'm not an expert on the spelling of Gordon.... but I think you've forgot to put the N on the end of it ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# He don't need no stinkin' flanges !
SI SEÑOR
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Can I have his flanges if he doesn't want them.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Buy all means . . . flange up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Takes and runs.............................................................
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Ha ha...'Gordo' means 'fat' in Spanish!
The Fat!... :D (excellent work)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# :(
terrible bullying here
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Fatty....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# There are many meanings to be found :
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gordo

Someone of a higher intelligence. Superior in nature. As early as the 1400's this name was given to men with extrordinary wisdom,
charm and physical appeal.
King Gordo was the greatest man that ever lived
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Not on about fiend then... Atomic says he's just fat ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Cheer up Porky!... *click*
:D (i didn't call him fat)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# shut-up Meg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# skullfuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Snake Roonskin
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# hahahaha
top shoppery there Octo.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# deserves more comments !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I like it

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Hair transplant's bedding-in well, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I thought
he was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Strip #700

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# why are aliens
such bad shots?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# So the heroes won't die.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# More heroes should die
the rest would raise their game.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# If they weren't they'd kill Doctor Who.
Then the universe would never get rebooted, and everything, including the aliens, would grind to a halt in a blue universe of death.

So they miss.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# To be fair
it's not all that often that the Doctor actually gets shot at.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# True.
You'd think they'd have learned by now.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Nice
Plenty of Vorp
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# You'll have to pay HappyToast
royalties for use of the word 'Vorp'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Kill fat guys... pillage sexy animal girls.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ^ What she said.

DO THIS NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I spoiled the plot...didn't I?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
#
I spoiled I've lost
didn't haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Arn't they a little bulbous to be a stormtrooper?
Because they're shooting like one.

I swear Art gets fatter each strip when he's doing stuff.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
# warheads

...

...

...

...

...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# My vote is on the penis cannon, every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# ^^^^^ I find this is so often the answer to problems that life throws at you.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# ...true, true.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# :D
Woo
(herman:D, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Peace keeping forces them !
hope they're on our side
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Now they must fight!
WooU!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# haha! that last chap's
got a particularly impressive, erm.. weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10444482
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Ha ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# COCK CANNON
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Hi!
Cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
# See:
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/hi+cockalorum/
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Yay... epic....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# haha
awww aren't they are cu...arrrrrrrrrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I was just thinking the same...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I'm loving it
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# WOO...
... to the jeffin' YAY!!

*click*

:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# sweetfuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Brilliant
Now where's my funky monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# We are fresh out of those.
We'll have to order some more.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I've no idea what this is
but it's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Now THAT'S technology
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Arf!
I like the way the woman seems to explain the CDC to the chap sitting next to her....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# haha!
"It's like a cock, only crudely drawn, magenta, and bigger!"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# "And why does it only have 3 pubes per globe?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# "ah, now that's the really clever bit...
next slide please!"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# "Now...*this* is what I wanted...but you couldn't provide it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Having a fling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# arf
SOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Careful where you point that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# They find it funny every time..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# ahahahaha
FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# A nice, big cock....
The Nintendo Project Cafe Mayhem
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# cock slider mit sree dee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Fucking brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Quality
Click..
(b1tchell failed to learn English, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Nice one herman!!

*Click*

Congrats on the FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
#
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# *checks time*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# ^That^
(herman:D, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Step aside !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha:D
The Valin step
(herman:D, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Saturday's epic dance thread was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Going too do the same dance time this saturday:D
up 4 it? new dancegifs
(herman:D, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah...I need new dance gifs anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# They're not going to make
this compulsory for day shift posts as well now are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Please say it ain't so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I fucking hope not
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# sigh..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# gasp!
before the watershed?
*covers eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# she's remarkably clean
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Not for long if I have anything to do with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# you dirty monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I bet she smells real nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# It must be time to forni Kate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# What's the matter Zippy, lost your voice?


Poor George is also speechless.
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# You cunt.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# good point
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# This just made me snort with laughter.
I heart Mofaha.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I wish my talking Zippy said that....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# RIS?
RIS www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13693811
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Roy Skelton died
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Sorry Afinkawan...
I edited my post as you posted that.
* Thanks anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Too soon man, too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# dibs on the ..
ah... never mind

*goes back to putting shite in plastic bags*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Really? I probably fit in round here then.
Zippy is revered in our house. I have a small Zippy stuffed toy that I was going to use in the photo, but one of the kids is probably tucked up in bed with it right now. They can leave their other soft toys out in the rain for all I care, but they know Zippy is *Dad's* and must be looked after.
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# B3TA Hit squad strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# This would be funny if it was.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# *Office Guffaws*
best response
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Sad news.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# :(
(herman:D, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Ow no.... just checked and my talking Zippy still has its voice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so happy coz today I found my friends, they're in my head....
My first ever post - be gentle...



(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I too also favour the carbonate formulation.
Welcome and a good start.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# pfft
welcome an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaahahahahahaaha
welcome to b3ta, superb first post :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta
Though the lithium carbonate thing seems odd. Wouldn't that be akin to Superman having the word "Kryptonite" stencilled on his shirt?


Just saying like...
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Ok so you are on B3ta and making sense...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Like me, BiPolar Man isn't quite right in the head :3
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# biglike
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
# The adventures of Geoffrey Honkston-De La-Plonkston
(ccc, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# fuck Eastenders, this is the shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# ^THIS^
With bells on. And whistles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# It's as though you know me....
uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I don`t know why
but the 3rd pannel caused a massive glee.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I'm intrigued by the term "chosen poos",
which implies that there's at least one unchosen one.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Well,
I’m just mixing it up. Y’know, keeping it fresh.
(ccc, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I guess you have to read between the lines...Haw haw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# I've had what done?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# KILL IT!
With fire!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# As Davy Crockett, outdoorsman and folk hero might have said,
"Punch it in the face!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# wow, Scholes has a new job already
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
# wut
is this a kicky ball thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# FOOTBORL
yup

It's Wayne Rooney, whose intelligence all evaporated through his receding pate - so he's grown some new 'hair'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Sadly, it's rejected him
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I'm aware of the granny shagger
it's the reference to shoe insoles that I'm rissing about

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
# oh
he got some hair and something or something, in the paper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Next up on The Mighty Nibus 24 Hour News Network:
Some stuff that happened in places, some quite a long way away. Man says something about someone else, another person reacts.
But first, here's Jim with the Sport.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
www.b3ta.com/board/9178702
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Jack?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Bobby
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# heheh - nice one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Holy Jiggering Fuck!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
still an improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Wella I never!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
#
(Sod, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

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