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I vote for "tits on a duck"
:D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:58,
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Furr-
Oh wait... I guess it would be feathery.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:59,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:00,
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¬.¬
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:02,
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o_o
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:04,
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o_O
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:05,
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(-)__(-)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:08,
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*v*
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:08,
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>.<
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:19,
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(. Y .)
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:21,
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8===D - - - - - - - -
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:39,
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A man with a long face, 6 nostrils and a zipped jacket.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:43,
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<~>
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:22,
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Somehow, this is the most easily visualised...
:-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:23,
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Design flaws or old people please.
No lemonparty though; it's not big, or clever.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:01,
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for this reason dear god please remove that option
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:01,
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And have "bathtubs" instead?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:02,
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I wonder if #3 is a variation on my "Manliest Picture Ever" suggestion...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:01,
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MOTIONLESS GREEN SHAPES!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:03,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:05,
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with shippam's crab spread
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:09,
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i was hoping spacehoppers would be an option
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:06,
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"Literal film titles" would just turn out to be
shop any film poster any old how again.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:07,
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1, 2 and 4 are rather similar to previous compos
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:09,
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4 is the same challenge Fraser runs every other week
"Find a film poster and lazily swap a seamy head onto it! If you're feeling really ambitious change its title! Don't bother matching the font, everyone will be too busy laughing at your HILARIOUS joke about Star Wars!!!!!!!!"
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boris the spider ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:59,
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I sugested #2
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:08,
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i'm going for one crucial design flaw
because i don't need a week of seeing old people hump
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:10,
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One crucial design flaw =
/obligatory Star Wars entry
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:36,
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Totally called it.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:58,
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Idiots!
I had a similar thought and did a cartoon about it:StarWars Design Flaws Cartoon
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis... ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:48,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:28,
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that'll do house prices no good at all
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:30,
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2bd 1br detached w/ garage
slight bomb damage but prime commuting location, offers above £300,000
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:38,
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above £300,000? for a 2 bedroom?
definitely not a northern property
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:41,
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a-bomb-a-nation
one house at a time
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:35,
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looks to be a house every 2 seconds
at that rate Slough could be obliterated in 1½ days
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:54,
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Boooom:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:39,
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House turns into pork pie :)
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:40,
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result!
But does it tile?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:53,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:59,
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There went the neighbor hood's landing pad !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:54,
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*hears Comic Strip Presents music*
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:59,
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:19,
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Now THATS good use of the force
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:20,
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woo!
kittens are always allowed, especially on your HOLY SHIT, I'M ON FIRE! day :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:21,
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Happy candle schmandle
I'll leave this here if that's OK.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:28,
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hbdh:D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:30,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:40,
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:D
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:31,
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0_0
is herman beer for ladies?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:35,
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Yay
mybeer:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:37,
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change the blocks to orange
and we have a winner!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:55,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:59,
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Mr Spacehopper
The horns were cast from a mould made from a genuine 1970s' spacehopper...
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:38,
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Fetch me a stick, I'll kill it!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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Lies - the horns were dog jobbies squeezed by hand, then painted orange.
Is there a 'story' behind the creepy face on space hoppers? Im surprised the makers havent attempted to modernise it or make it less sinister. Im sure if they changed it now, people would protest on the streets of london and set up knee-jerk facebook petitions.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:48,
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I'm pretty sure its meant to be a Kangaroo's face
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:52,
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whoa
*staggers backwards in the realisation that something you have known and believed all your life is not true* I thought it was a dog!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:53,
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it might be called a kangaroo ball in some countries
*runs to wiki* Yep, Kangaroo Ball or Skippyball but doesn't say where
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:54,
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blimey
i havent felt a profound discovery of this magnitude since i discovered that Bennett's vest ISNT chainmail, thanks to seeing commando in HD.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:01,
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DON`T SPOIL iT
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:05,
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It ISN'T?!
MY LIFE IS OVER!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16,
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What the fuck is it then?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:21,
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ring pulls
from the vast amounts of monkey beer cans he's thrown away over the years
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:29,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:32,
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arf!
i didn't know he was related to biffa bacon!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:34,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:37,
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Hahaha.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:43,
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Hahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:46,
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Happy candles big boy!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:47,
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Thanks:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:00,
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Beattie is a knitting whore.
And that`s the wierdest phrase I`ve said/writen today.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:11,
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nowt wrong with knitting
/is halfway through a tetris blanket
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:12,
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photos or it is not true!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:15,
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you'll get photos when it's finished
should take a couple of weeks, depending on how long it takes to get my last 2 balls of wool
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:17,
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Knitting whores, do you subscribe to that magazine too?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:55,
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NO
. . . .yes.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:09,
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HAHAHA
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:28,
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Hahaha
brilliant
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:47,
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just plain old mesh
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:34,
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Oh man... this is worse than the time I found out what Axl Rose looks like now.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:40,
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Looks more like Axl Bearing, these days.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:42,
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He looks like Keith Lemon.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:43,
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rockers tend not to age well
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:47,
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I know what you mean.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:34,
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the feroucci sequence
OR CHB OR TOTT OR BOB TODD too many to mention
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Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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We need to go film them during their daily activities for a "where are they now?" episode.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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1970s' spacehopper knobbly penises
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:50,
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^ this
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:34,
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love the updated aquarium!
:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:40,
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:D
It is very deep
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:48,
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i may have to do a gulper eel
and a sleeper shark.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:53,
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Goblin shark!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:55,
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oooo, good one!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:58,
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What about the Lock Ness Monster?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:00,
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Aieee!
(psst. hey, wb - it's 'loch')
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:03,
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no it isn't
Just because the northern twats can't spell LAKE!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:14,
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hahah this is GREAT!!
have clicks
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:48,
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:37,
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yes indeed ladies and gentlemen....
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:38,
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Needs more Noel Edmunds
/mid-90s joke
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:39,
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haha :D
in other news, where's the compo vote?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:45,
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^This
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:57,
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indeed
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:59,
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Have we already done this?
Or something very similar?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:08,
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Well I don't think it's been done in the last couple of years since I've been posting
but there was literal song titles tho....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:15,
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Ah, it was probably that then.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:17,
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FUCK NO
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:11,
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sorry
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:15,
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Here ya go
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revolution now 👊 ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:01,
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*votes
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:04,
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^ this is particularly funny because of your user name :D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16,
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^ this
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:19,
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I thank you
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:26,
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there are not 6000 posts there
try again! Woo to that substantial waste of your time!!! :D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:28,
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some are out of the picture
but I assure you that there are 6,000 there.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:30,
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... and everyone the same as the last ;)
woo
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:29,
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Wood you . . . congraturelations !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:30,
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Woo
you terrible cunt!
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:31,
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:D
congrat
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:36,
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cakeular greetings, hermens.
I remember when you first joined and you did those nice pastel coloured doodles of wierd gloopy shape-men. You were the best noob for ages! 3 years though? Seems like 28 yonks... Maybe it was someone else?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:38,
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don't do nice pastel coloured doodles of wierd gloopy shape men
someone else i reckon :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:44,
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Connor?
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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nah - it wasnt connor
Hm. I cant remember now. Im sure it sounded something like herman.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:50,
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Was it connor?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:10,
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pfft!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:00,
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are you confusing him with connor?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:47,
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thats lovely - nice and subtle
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:51,
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woo, it be a mighty fine day for burning candles
congrats
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:15,
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Thanks:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:25,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:18,
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Swinging Day to you herman:D !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:22,
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Thanks:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:45,
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'appy b3taday Herman!
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:25,
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Thanks:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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Holy mother of fucking fear!
What a way to celebrate your candle day!
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:32,
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Thanks:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:47,
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Woo happy candles you loon ;)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:55,
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Thanks:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:04,
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Haha
Happy candl3day!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:12,
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Thanks:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:25,
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Happy B3taday, man.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16,
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Thanks:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:30,
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Bloody hell. Another b3ta day...
How many people started b3ta today?CAKE
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:45,
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Thanks:D
Lovethiscake:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:47,
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Bitch!
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Ninj ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:12,
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Nicely!
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:16,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:17,
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HERMAN!!!!!!!!
Happy Candles sir!!! :D:D:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:18,
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Thanks:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:28,
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woo candles to you man!
:D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:27,
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:30,
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short cut is longer than post lols
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:34,
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True Class !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:21,
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can i import them cheap from china
along with my nikes?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:39,
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I'm sorry I have no idea what this is about
I think I must have been on holiday when it happened.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:14,
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Excellent.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16,
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something something something star wars
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Paul_P ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:11,
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something something space hopper
Butters reminded me
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:12,
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and while I was looking for that one
Did we have an actual Space hopper challenge once or something?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:13,
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yeah about a year ago
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Paul_P ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:13,
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nope you're just obsessed
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:20,
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It was an alt challenge. Can't remember what the actual challenge was, but this produced much better results.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:21,
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something something space wars
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:16,
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something something lesbian :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:22,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:23,
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Very cleverly done indeed!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:23,
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:29,
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I have always wondered.....
...If Anakin can do the midichlorian thing, does that mean he could act as a librarian for my system X messages?
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:33,
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and not the good kind
R2-D2 is looking sheepish
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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Lalalala!
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:50,
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Hahahahahaha what I love particularly about this is the Pavlovian and untrustworthy reaction I have to it
IE - I'm unsettled by it, awaiting something entertainingly violent and tragic to happen.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:57,
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Happy Flaming Wax Stick Day !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:59,
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INDEED
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:22,
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Whose skin is that spacehopper made from, thats what i'm wondering
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:01,
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"It's Jennings! He's hopping around on Jennings!
Wait a minute - Jennings doesn't have a ginger beard. Or black ears. Oh my God!" *hurls* (original and so desperately good: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBUFgJlrCDc )
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:07,
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:06,
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^Cheers all!^
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:03,
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Use Firefox or Chrome instead then
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:03,
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You can't say IE anymore
Everyone just thinks internet explorer!
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:05,
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Frohliche Kerzetag!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:12,
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happyb3taday:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:14,
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hahaha
^THIS
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:30,
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I'm unsettled by the fact that when you said Pavlovian my mind instantly turned to the dessert rather than one man and his dog
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:33,
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Yep
me too
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:13,
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He looks like he's just come from a robbery and his bag is full !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:58,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:13,
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Brilliant!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:59,
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Curious Finger Man visits Scotland
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Zoidaroid ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:49,
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well I think this is funny!
I'm sure I've seen that as a sex face in my time - the one on the right of course.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:31,
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I believe this is the same bagpipe player I came across in Bakewell
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:35,
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Yeaaaah!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:44,
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My god, it's full of air!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:45,
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Is there nothing cheese can't do?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:46,
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Best reply of the day.
Damn straight.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:47,
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Effing WOO!!
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:49,
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Oddisee Of The Day !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:56,
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Haha:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:14,
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can you fix it ?
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Zoidaroid ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:29,
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* Not proofed against EMP
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:29,
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.BMP, surely?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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Needs more optimisation.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:32,
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B3ta-magnetic Pulse.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:32,
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Fucking Shitty Magnets...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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They don't even work!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:36,
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you're holding them wrong
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:42,
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I see. *turns them round*
SCIENCE!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:44,
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Our big magnet rarely works.
Makes my job difficult.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:42,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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I saw a docu about the BMP-1 earlier
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:36,
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Here's how NOT to do it.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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hahaha
fixed
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Zoidaroid ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:35,
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hahaha!
"Amateur hour"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43,
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I've got one of those, too. *eyes suspiciously* Yep, thought so.
Edit: you barely changed the filename either. Massive Fail.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:06,
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hey! you ripped me off. Mine is so old, we didnt even have filenames back then
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:27,
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Sir, I defer to you.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:21,
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Van "The Bug Butcher" Zorn
Click for bigger (255 kb) Van “The Bug Butcher” Zorn is a Rhodes Scholar exterminator who is completely and utterly content annihilating bugs for the rest of his life. Previously, Zorn researched health disparities in indigenous populations, a career path that took him to Peru. It was there that he stomped on his first insect, an eye-opening experience that he relished immensely. Following this insect epiphany, Zorn returned to the States and promptly took a job with Orkin. Upon entering an infested room and blasting it with a shit-ton of insecticide, Zorn is known to emit a high-pitched carnal scream that can be heard five miles away.
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:12,
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david icke?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:13,
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Van Zorn
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:19,
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that's what they want you to think!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:21,
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David Icke?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:23,
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David Icke?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25,
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Avid dyke?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25,
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dyke on a bike ?
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Zoidaroid ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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Weird thing is,
if you blended the faces of most of the cast of Father Ted, it's her.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:35,
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Gordon Ramsay?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:39,
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David Icke?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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Rusty Goffe?
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:21,
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Richard Madeley?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:22,
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The bastard offspring
of Richard Madeley and an Oompah Loompah, having been out rutting in the meadows of Willy Wonka's factory.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:24,
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*waves goodbye to childhood*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:27,
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Much like Augustus Gloop,
He disappeared up the chocolate pipe.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28,
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Oh man... mental image! Mental image! Need vodka!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:30,
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The problem is,
the Oompah Loompahs are so small that he has to wrap them in gaffer tape first to stop them from splitting.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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Much like that rabbit one time...
I mean uhh...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:32,
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"then I turned it inside out and it was all fluffy and stuff."
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:36,
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As Mick Hucknall once sung:
Bunny's too tight to mention.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:40,
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Haha :'D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43,
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The Oompah Loompah isn't tall enough to be the giver,
so Richard always gets to be the "man", but he's a good guy at heart and always has the common courtesy to give a reacharound.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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This weeks mental image:
Oompah Loompahs with bright orange erections.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:34,
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Shame nobody compo'd that.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:37,
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It's never too late...
Oompah loompah oompity spluff, Richard's using my arsehole instead of a muff,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:39,
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Ace :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:50,
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Sprouting from green pubes
white chocolate spunk flying everywhere
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:37,
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Man milk chocolate
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:41,
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A spluff and a half in every half pound
*patents*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43,
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Blimey, it is too
correct skin colour and everything
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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How young is his daughter?
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:45,
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she is 13. and she loves killing bugs, too, maybe even more than her dad
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:07,
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Fuck yous, you mudder fuckers.
she can't sit in her ivory tower forever...
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:51,
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Excellent television detail there.
Though needs more black eye.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:53,
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^ This
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:55,
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Here, have a sneaky pea
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:29,
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ross kemp, victim of donkey punch buggery.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:06,
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She is not flavour of the month round these parts at the moment.
(Soham)
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:58,
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Oh you won't get me with such an obvious temptation!
Ha! What? Oh. Oh. *hangs head in shame*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:00,
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It's very disturbing.
I've a comedy gig on friday and that's half my set out the window.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:03,
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Try something along the lines of "Do you 'member in the 1980s when ... ?"
Peter Kay managed to get a career out of it. Failing that, a monkey with an aqualung, and knives strapped to it's hands and feet, vs a shark. Who wins?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:05,
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Living in the Fens is a great source of 'comedy gold'
Beastiality, insest, daft folk. Trouble is when I do local gigs they think I'm reading the news out of the parish magazine.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:10,
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Ah.
Well in that case, something about people from London being miserable and rude, perhaps.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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I was born in London.
You know what they say, "You can take the boy out of London, but you can't vomit on the homeless".
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:15,
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I can.
It's one of my superpowers.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25,
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Excellent!
I must now battle my way around the M25. I may be some time.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28,
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You can't?
*stops sticking fingers down throat*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28,
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have you seen how she spells her name?
whataprick
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:09,
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lol
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:13,
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Hahahah
Now the compo is complete!
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:23,
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^This
with added hahahahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:00,
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lawks a lordy!
The one who's kept her bikini bottoms on isn't going to do well in that competition. edit/ what was actually going on in the original?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:29,
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cant remember the original
but not a great deal was changed!!!!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:16,
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What would we do without that spacehopper?
In other news, I finally got off my arse (well, not literally, since I was sitting down at the time) and gallerified my Star Wars piccies. Nearly all of them.www.andoria.co.uk/gallery/index.php/
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:35,
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Rubbish!
not really I still love that Tauntaun pic best of all the pics, all the pics anywhere ever by anybody. I would have that blown up and framed on my wall in a flash.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:13,
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Oh you!
Are you trying to massage my ego?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:17,
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I might be, but if so don't expect a happy ending... ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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ah, Friday night
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:35,
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hahaha
the hopper's horns must have been a pinch!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:45,
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Katie Price just out of shot, then?
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd! ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:07,
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Every body is having a ball !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:01,
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orange
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Zoidaroid ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:06,
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You have ruined it.
Forever.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:11,
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^What she said^
With added "you fucking shit".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:12,
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candle day greetings , best wishes and slautations!!!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:15,
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Mercy, mon sewer!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:19,
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get the magic back with this:
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:13,
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NSFW?
Not Safe For Wife to see me drooling at, y'mean? 8-)
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:16,
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I say!
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:24,
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Fuddering shuck!
That's gonna hurt like billy-o when the tape comes off. I'm actually slightly disturbed that was my first thought, rather than "AAARRRGGGHHH!"
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:29,
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*eyes bleed*
WHY?!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:29,
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Cor!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:37,
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rob?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:49,
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He's gotta do something of an evening.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:52,
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It's getting harder and harder to get noticed in the Pineapple
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:57,
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The one under the sea?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:01,
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Yes, Camden under the Sea
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:40,
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theres a whale in the thames
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:05,
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She seems to have put the tape inside her knickers
is that wise?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:36,
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not if she has a shaven 'aven
I think the tape goes over her flowery pants anyway
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:44,
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Yes, on closer inspection
the tape stops right above her crack. Carry on.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:46,
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They're not flowery.
If you zoom in enough, they appear to have lettering on them.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:58,
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ENHANCE!
*beeps, types rapidly*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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By Jingo, you're right!
I need a cold shower now
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43,
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And it's ruined again
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:06,
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:-(
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:12,
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does not like
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:12,
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Yikes!
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Ninj ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:20,
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I thought she looked like someone!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:24,
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lol!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:17,
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haha
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Zoidaroid ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:27,
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That is wrong on so many levels.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:28,
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This is right on so many levels
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:32,
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Sicko
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:07,
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You have spoiled Bosnia Herzegovina!
Nicely done.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:37,
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hahaha
Silly Yoyobith
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:46,
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