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# Image challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is ready for voting. The runners are:

1. One crucial design flaw - the inflatable dartsboard etc.
2. Adventurous Old People - people living wild at old age.
3 Eagles! Apple pie! The Star-spangled banner! Create the most American picture in the World
4. Literal film titles - like the one demonstrated at b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1267817

And here's the vote/click machine:

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(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I vote for "tits on a duck"
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Furr-
Oh wait... I guess it would be feathery.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# -__-
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:00, archived)
# ¬.¬
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# o_o
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# (-)__(-)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# *v*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# >.<
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# (. Y .)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:21, archived)
# 8===D - - - - - - - -
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:39, archived)
# A man with a long face, 6 nostrils and a zipped jacket.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:43, archived)
# <~>
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Somehow, this is the most easily visualised...
:-)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Design flaws or old people please.
No lemonparty though; it's not big, or clever.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:01, archived)
# for this reason dear god please remove that option
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:01, archived)
# And have "bathtubs" instead?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I wonder if #3 is a variation on my "Manliest Picture Ever" suggestion...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:01, archived)
# MOTIONLESS GREEN SHAPES!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:03, archived)
#
Mini poll bar
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# with shippam's crab spread
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:09, archived)
# i was hoping spacehoppers would be an option
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# "Literal film titles" would just turn out to be
shop any film poster any old how again.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# 1, 2 and 4 are rather similar to previous compos
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:09, archived)
# 4 is the same challenge Fraser runs every other week
"Find a film poster and lazily swap a seamy head onto it! If you're feeling really ambitious change its title! Don't bother matching the font, everyone will be too busy laughing at your HILARIOUS joke about Star Wars!!!!!!!!"
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I sugested #2
but I`m going for #4
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# i'm going for one crucial design flaw
because i don't need a week of seeing old people hump
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] One crucial design flaw =


/obligatory Star Wars entry
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Totally called it.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Idiots!
I had a similar thought and did a cartoon about it:
StarWars Design Flaws Cartoon





(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# that'll do house prices no good at all
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:30, archived)
# 2bd 1br detached w/ garage
slight bomb damage but prime commuting location, offers above £300,000
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)
# above £300,000? for a 2 bedroom?
definitely not a northern property
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# a-bomb-a-nation
one house at a time
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:35, archived)
# looks to be a house every 2 seconds
at that rate Slough could be obliterated in 1½ days
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Boooom:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:39, archived)
# House turns into pork pie :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
# result!
But does it tile?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:59, archived)
# There went the neighbor hood's landing pad !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# *hears Comic Strip Presents music*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Now THATS good use of the force
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# woo!
kittens are always allowed, especially on your HOLY SHIT, I'M ON FIRE! day :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Happy candle schmandle
I'll leave this here if that's OK.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# hbdh:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:31, archived)
# 0_0
is herman beer for ladies?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Yay
mybeer:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:37, archived)
# change the blocks to orange
and we have a winner!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Spacehopper


The horns were cast from a mould made from a genuine 1970s' spacehopper...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Fetch me a stick, I'll kill it!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Lies - the horns were dog jobbies squeezed by hand, then painted orange.
Is there a 'story' behind the creepy face on space hoppers? Im surprised the makers havent attempted to modernise it or make it less sinister.
Im sure if they changed it now, people would protest on the streets of london and set up knee-jerk facebook petitions.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure its meant to be a Kangaroo's face
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# whoa
*staggers backwards in the realisation that something you have known and believed all your life is not true*

I thought it was a dog!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# it might be called a kangaroo ball in some countries
*runs to wiki*
Yep, Kangaroo Ball or Skippyball but doesn't say where
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
# blimey
i havent felt a profound discovery of this magnitude since i discovered that Bennett's vest ISNT chainmail, thanks to seeing commando in HD.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# DON`T SPOIL iT
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# It ISN'T?!
MY LIFE IS OVER!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# What the fuck is it then?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# ring pulls
from the vast amounts of monkey beer cans he's thrown away over the years
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# arf!
i didn't know he was related to biffa bacon!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Happy candles big boy!
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Thanks:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Beattie is a knitting whore.
And that`s the wierdest phrase I`ve said/writen today.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# nowt wrong with knitting
/is halfway through a tetris blanket
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# photos or it is not true!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# you'll get photos when it's finished
should take a couple of weeks, depending on how long it takes to get my last 2 balls of wool
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Knitting whores, do you subscribe to that magazine too?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# NO
.
.
.
.
yes.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:47, archived)
# just plain old mesh
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Oh man... this is worse than the time I found out what Axl Rose looks like now.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Looks more like Axl Bearing, these days.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# He looks like Keith Lemon.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:43, archived)
# rockers tend not to age well
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I know what you mean.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:34, archived)
#
Who would you bring back?
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(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# the feroucci sequence
OR CHB
OR TOTT
OR BOB TODD
too many to mention
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# We need to go film them during their daily activities for a "where are they now?" episode.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
#
1970s' spacehopper knobbly penises
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# love the updated aquarium!
:)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# :D
It is very deep
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)
# i may have to do a gulper eel
and a sleeper shark.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Goblin shark!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
# oooo, good one!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# What about the Lock Ness Monster?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Aieee!
(psst. hey, wb - it's 'loch')
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# no it isn't
Just because the northern twats can't spell LAKE!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# hahah this is GREAT!!
have clicks
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# yes indeed ladies and gentlemen....
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Needs more Noel Edmunds
/mid-90s joke
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# haha :D
in other news, where's the compo vote?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
# indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/10470442 is all I'm saying....
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Have we already done this?
Or something very similar?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Well I don't think it's been done in the last couple of years since I've been posting
but there was literal song titles tho....
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Ah, it was probably that then.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# FUCK NO
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
#
sorry
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Here ya go



(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# *votes
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ^ this is particularly funny because of your user name :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# ^ this
:)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I thank you
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# there are not 6000 posts there
try again!


Woo to that substantial waste of your time!!! :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# some are out of the picture
but I assure you that there are 6,000 there.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# ... and everyone the same as the last ;)
woo
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Wood you . . . congraturelations !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Woo
you terrible cunt!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# :D
congrat
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
# cakeular greetings, hermens.
I remember when you first joined and you did those nice pastel coloured doodles of wierd gloopy shape-men. You were the best noob for ages!

3 years though? Seems like 28 yonks... Maybe it was someone else?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# don't do nice pastel coloured doodles of wierd gloopy shape men
someone else i reckon :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Connor?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# nah - it wasnt connor
Hm. I cant remember now. Im sure it sounded something like herman.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Was it connor?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# are you confusing him with connor?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# thats lovely - nice and subtle
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# woo, it be a mighty fine day for burning candles
congrats
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Thanks:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Swinging Day to you herman:D !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
#
Thanks:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# 'appy b3taday Herman!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Thanks:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Holy mother of fucking fear!
What a way to celebrate your candle day!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Thanks:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Woo happy candles you loon ;)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Thanks:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Haha
Happy candl3day!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
#
Thanks:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Thanks:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Bloody hell. Another b3ta day...
How many people started b3ta today?


CAKE
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Thanks:D
Lovethiscake:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Bitch!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# HERMAN!!!!!!!!
Happy Candles sir!!!

:D:D:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
#
Thanks:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# woo candles to you man!
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# short cut is longer than post lols
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# True Class !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# can i import them cheap from china
along with my nikes?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I'm sorry I have no idea what this is about
I think I must have been on holiday when it happened.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# something something something star wars
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] something something space hopper

Butters reminded me
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# and while I was looking for that one

Did we have an actual Space hopper challenge once or something?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# yeah about a year ago
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# nope you're just obsessed
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)
# It was an alt challenge. Can't remember what the actual challenge was, but this produced much better results.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# something something space wars
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
# something something lesbian :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Very cleverly done indeed!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I have always wondered.....
...If Anakin can do the midichlorian thing, does that mean he could act as a librarian for my system X messages?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# and not the good kind
R2-D2 is looking sheepish
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Lalalala!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha what I love particularly about this is the Pavlovian and untrustworthy reaction I have to it
IE - I'm unsettled by it, awaiting something entertainingly violent and tragic to happen.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Happy Flaming Wax Stick Day !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# INDEED
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Whose skin is that spacehopper made from, thats what i'm wondering
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)
# "It's Jennings! He's hopping around on Jennings!
Wait a minute - Jennings doesn't have a ginger beard. Or black ears. Oh my God!" *hurls*



(original and so desperately good: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBUFgJlrCDc )
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# ^Cheers all!^
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Use Firefox or Chrome instead then
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# You can't say IE anymore
Everyone just thinks internet explorer!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Frohliche Kerzetag!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# happyb3taday:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
^THIS
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I'm unsettled by the fact that when you said Pavlovian my mind instantly turned to the dessert rather than one man and his dog
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Yep
me too
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# He looks like he's just come from a robbery and his bag is full !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Curious Finger Man visits Scotland
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
# well I think this is funny!
I'm sure I've seen that as a sex face in my time - the one on the right of course.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I believe this is the same bagpipe player I came across in Bakewell
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeaaaah!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
# My god, it's full of air!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Is there nothing cheese can't do?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Best reply of the day.
Damn straight.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Effing WOO!!
*Click*

:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Oddisee Of The Day !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# can you fix it ?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# * Not proofed against EMP
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# .BMP, surely?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Needs more optimisation.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# B3ta-magnetic Pulse.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Fucking Shitty Magnets...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# They don't even work!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# you're holding them wrong
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I see. *turns them round*
SCIENCE!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Our big magnet rarely works.
Makes my job difficult.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Racist.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I saw a docu about the BMP-1 earlier
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Here's how NOT to do it.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
fixed
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha!
"Amateur hour"
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I've got one of those, too. *eyes suspiciously* Yep, thought so.


Edit: you barely changed the filename either. Massive Fail.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# hey! you ripped me off. Mine is so old, we didnt even have filenames back then
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Sir, I defer to you.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Van "The Bug Butcher" Zorn


Click for bigger (255 kb)

Van “The Bug Butcher” Zorn is a Rhodes Scholar exterminator who is completely and utterly content annihilating bugs for the rest of his life. Previously, Zorn researched health disparities in indigenous populations, a career path that took him to Peru. It was there that he stomped on his first insect, an eye-opening experience that he relished immensely. Following this insect epiphany, Zorn returned to the States and promptly took a job with Orkin. Upon entering an infested room and blasting it with a shit-ton of insecticide, Zorn is known to emit a high-pitched carnal scream that can be heard five miles away.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# david icke?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
#
Van Zorn
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# that's what they want you to think!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# David Icke?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# David Icke?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Avid dyke?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# dyke on a bike ?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Weird thing is,
if you blended the faces of most of the cast of Father Ted, it's her.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Gordon Ramsay?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# David Icke?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Rusty Goffe?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Richard Madeley?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# The bastard offspring
of Richard Madeley and an Oompah Loompah, having been out rutting in the meadows of Willy Wonka's factory.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# *waves goodbye to childhood*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Much like Augustus Gloop,
He disappeared up the chocolate pipe.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Oh man... mental image! Mental image! Need vodka!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# The problem is,
the Oompah Loompahs are so small that he has to wrap them in gaffer tape first to stop them from splitting.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Much like that rabbit one time...
I mean uhh...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# "then I turned it inside out and it was all fluffy and stuff."
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# As Mick Hucknall once sung:
Bunny's too tight to mention.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Haha :'D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
# The Oompah Loompah isn't tall enough to be the giver,
so Richard always gets to be the "man", but he's a good guy at heart and always has the common courtesy to give a reacharound.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# This weeks mental image:
Oompah Loompahs with bright orange erections.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Shame nobody compo'd that.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# It's never too late...
Oompah loompah oompity spluff,
Richard's using my arsehole instead of a muff,
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Ace :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Sprouting from green pubes
white chocolate spunk flying everywhere
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Man milk chocolate
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:41, archived)
# A spluff and a half in every half pound
*patents*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Blimey, it is too
correct skin colour and everything
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# How young is his daughter?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:45, archived)
#
she is 13. and she loves killing bugs, too, maybe even more than her dad
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Fuck yous, you mudder fuckers.


she can't sit in her ivory tower forever...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Excellent television detail there.
Though needs more black eye.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Here, have a sneaky pea
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# ross kemp, victim of donkey punch buggery.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# She is not flavour of the month round these parts at the moment.
(Soham)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Oh you won't get me with such an obvious temptation!
Ha!

What?

Oh.

Oh.

*hangs head in shame*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# It's very disturbing.
I've a comedy gig on friday and that's half my set out the window.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Try something along the lines of "Do you 'member in the 1980s when ... ?"
Peter Kay managed to get a career out of it.

Failing that, a monkey with an aqualung, and knives strapped to it's hands and feet, vs a shark. Who wins?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Living in the Fens is a great source of 'comedy gold'
Beastiality, insest, daft folk. Trouble is when I do local gigs they think I'm reading the news out of the parish magazine.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ah.
Well in that case, something about people from London being miserable and rude, perhaps.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I was born in London.
You know what they say, "You can take the boy out of London, but you can't vomit on the homeless".
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I can.
It's one of my superpowers.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Excellent!
I must now battle my way around the M25. I may be some time.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# You can't?
*stops sticking fingers down throat*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# have you seen how she spells her name?
whataprick
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] lol

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahah
Now the compo is complete!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)
# ^This
with added hahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# lawks a lordy!
The one who's kept her bikini bottoms on isn't going to do well in that competition.

edit/ what was actually going on in the original?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
# cant remember the original
but not a great deal was changed!!!!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# What would we do without that spacehopper?


In other news, I finally got off my arse (well, not literally, since I was sitting down at the time) and gallerified my Star Wars piccies. Nearly all of them.

www.andoria.co.uk/gallery/index.php/
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Rubbish!
not really

I still love that Tauntaun pic best of all the pics, all the pics anywhere ever by anybody. I would have that blown up and framed on my wall in a flash.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Oh you!
Are you trying to massage my ego?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I might be, but if so don't expect a happy ending... ;)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# ah, Friday night
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
the hopper's horns must have been a pinch!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Katie Price just out of shot, then?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Every body is having a ball !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)
# orange
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)
# You have ruined it.
Forever.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
# ^What she said^
With added "you fucking shit".
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# candle day greetings , best wishes and slautations!!!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Mercy, mon sewer!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:19, archived)
# get the magic back with this:
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
# NSFW?
Not Safe For Wife to see me drooling at, y'mean? 8-)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I say!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Fuddering shuck!
That's gonna hurt like billy-o when the tape comes off.

I'm actually slightly disturbed that was my first thought, rather than "AAARRRGGGHHH!"
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
# *eyes bleed*
WHY?!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Cor!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
# rob?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)
# He's gotta do something of an evening.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# It's getting harder and harder to get noticed in the Pineapple
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# The one under the sea?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Yes, Camden under the Sea
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:40, archived)
# theres a whale in the thames
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
# She seems to have put the tape inside her knickers
is that wise?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
# not if she has a shaven 'aven
I think the tape goes over her flowery pants anyway
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Yes, on closer inspection
the tape stops right above her crack.

Carry on.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# They're not flowery.
If you zoom in enough, they appear to have lettering on them.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ENHANCE!
*beeps, types rapidly*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# By Jingo, you're right!
I need a cold shower now
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
# And it's ruined again
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:06, archived)
# :-(
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# does not like
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Yikes!

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I thought she looked like someone!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# lol!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# That is wrong on so many levels.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
# This is right on so many levels
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Sicko
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# You have spoiled Bosnia Herzegovina!
Nicely done.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
Silly Yoyobith
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)

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