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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Do you have a link to the cctv?
* wonders off to look up Google street view of Brighton.

street beach
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
#
fraid not
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# sheep shank?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
#
last time i shanked a sheep it was trying to steal my smokes
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] always been something of the Fatherland about them flowery fucks
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# thanks
now all i can think of is morbo shouting about windmills
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# And Don Quixote shouting at morbo
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)
# don quixote was never on futurama!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Cool :o)
betterdealt? EDIT Nicely ninja'd

We need The Coast Of Yemen's awesome RyanAir safety card for this compo.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] These are lovely...
...may I?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# tee hees
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
#

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)
# they also do escalators
but that's not as funny
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# If it keeps insulting me....
... its going down!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# excellent
:D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# *steals all the scotch*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# nicely done
can i win favour of the mermaids with my land lubbing cock?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# sorry taters
the pilot God King gets first dibs on all eligible mer-folk. check the small print of your ticket, it's legit!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Since they're fish from the waist down they presumably expect you to fertilize their eggs externally
probably the sexiest thing you can do for a mermaid is to build her a really big nest, out of old snail shells if she's part cichlid, or using secretions from your kidneys if she's a stickleback.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# stop with the sexy talk
you sultry bastard

EDIT: had some success with the new hinge after a redesign. ta for the advice and demo pic yesterday :)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# phwoar
its talk like that that gets me rart hot
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# You need stop lubbing it - you go brind!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# races
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Mer-people are not a race ;)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# it's all the same with the lights off
live a little I say ;)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I've just seen that our Pilot for today is John Travolta so I have 2 spare Deri Air tickets up for grabs
we're flying by Rocket Chimps instead!

This reply was brought to you by *click*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# we can swap him for Capt Turner O'Ver
if you like? always a hit with the ladies
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Has he ever seen a grown man naked, like movies about gladiators, or
ever been…in a Turkish Prison? Scratch that he's got to be better than John Travolta - we're sold!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Shopped only please
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# PAZOW
top scribblingses =)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I've... seen... things... you people wouldn't believe...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
# A little kitten teaching German to a fleet of woodlice dressed as telephones?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# want to learn languages good?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# No thanks.
I have an umbrella.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Mon aeroglisseur est plein d'anguilles
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Wearing attractive slips, on fire, off the shoulder
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Of Brian?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# ^ I would pay to see this
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# They don't make telephones that small...
...............................................................yet.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I have a very small one
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# wiz zese space battles, you are rilly spoiling uz
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)
# just a quickie practice
butchered to hell
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# You should work as a storyboard artist.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Either that or a butcher
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# there's a difference?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# You've missed a bit...
...;)

*Click*
Edit: Smashing really!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Oooooh... blimey. That's great.
I'm soooo happy. The nice man from UPS has just delivered my shiny new OP-1 from Teenage Engineering.

I'm in love...
:D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# blimey
that's a bit good!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I like this very much...
...and thought you should know.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Might be true. *



* Is true.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I f***ing LOVE bandwagons!
* may not be true
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I read somewhere
that all bandwagons are shite. Arf!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Cool thrives on novelty
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
# stems from a time when "shite" meant "ass-kickin"
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Shite Brand Wagon
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Bandwagons are teh fun.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# uuh nice i havent seen that one yet
im touching some ladies knee
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Would b3ta be b3ta without bandwagons?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] whats that? its a fox in a box...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)
# define fucking
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Is it ok to fuck the foxes but not eat them
and vice versa?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# What about when they're drunk?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Well, asking for it, aren't they?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# ah, that London Derrière tune again
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] well, if that sort of safety poster was necessary ...
... then this sort will likely follow shortly afterwards.



rp 1378238
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# don't come in, mom, I'm shaving?
whap, whap, whap
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# ris
Why is the Out of Order sign on the inside of the toilet door?

"Do not use the outside world?"
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# well
what do you think?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I think the toilet paper should hang round the back
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# don't use the outside world but
then shouldn't the sign should read "In of Order?" (never mind me, I'm nuts:)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Aye you're not wrong there.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# You are Wonko the Sane
aicmfp
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ah, a viz classic
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# yay!
an OLD one too
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I remember that!
Have a tenuous pea...

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Ooooh
its tea time already =)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Shit...
She told me she was a human!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# brains are cakes too right?
Mrs Toast made me something to go with my tea
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Nyom! Looks yum, she spoils you, so she does
Where did you get the bowl?

Fusilli works well for that brains look too...

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# now I'm getting hungry
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Mmm, bat-a-two-ey
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# ghelicious!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# it's a silicon muffin mould
for making skull shaped cakes
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Nomskulls?
Ive not seen one that big before
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# That's what she said
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# don't be silly
his mum has seen loads of huge cocks

(edit: checked profile to find out if indeed he was a he and hells bells taters! your 3d characters are amazing!)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Apropos

and self-referential.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# equal opportunities
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# ris
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ^ This - HARD!
* Possibly soft
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# unsure
Something about Kate Middleton, perhaps?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# ha ha!
looks like you took your time on this pic
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# :D yep--the white rectangle is all that keeps it from being a toap
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# TOAWROAP
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# haha-that's hard to verbalize properly
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Tow rope?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# oh it's not that--
I have no lower jaw. I felt sorry for myself until I met a man with no upper jaw.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# *gets flashbacks to South Park ep involving Tom Cruise*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# "...and by openings, we mean bum holes."
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# indeed ;p
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# "And by fudge, we mean faeces"
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# "and by we, we mean me"
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :')
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# what etc....
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] If only they'd had warning posters in the German trenches too
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# jambon, surely?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ha
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Welcome to the annual Cans Film Festival.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I have nightmares like this
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I like this.
:D

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# i like this too
it has all teh silly
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] GRRRREAT
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# there goes that lifelong dream :(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# *may* result
What kind of odds are we talking here?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Anyone putting their arm in a tiger's mouth? I would say - very odds
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I'll keep that in mind.
Never seemed like something that could hurt me.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The stench of roasting peas

Not that I'm complaining or anything... don't eat me!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks, think I will
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ta













(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] warning
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# DANGER
c kick may post again ;P
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# ...and that's how you lost your job writing fortune cookies
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Excellent idea...

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# SCHMERG! Or snerg?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Odd yet strangely engrossing
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This worked better in my head...

...thats not to say I didn't enjoying making it.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# *tweak*
Aggressive nipples scare me.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# One could lose an eye to those
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# and trip over a camel toe no doubt
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Did you add the nipnips or just find the pictures?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Just abused google images for longer than I probably should have.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Most impressive in the bottom frame
I was not aware she had such a pair
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I think this is why she hasn't bared them hardly at all
and keeps losing her fellas. She maybe has alien bewbs, gotta be some reason, no?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Maybe the poor blokes get their eyes poked out, then stumble down some uncovered manhole.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# ;0)
I spent a lot of the 90s thinking abut her and those
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# this
and those
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Still would
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Just like Chapel hat-pegs
as my grandmother used to say
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Twunt alert.

Although I don't irritant is a strong enough word by far.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# See Stephen Fry's definition of Countryside
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# ^ this
very much so.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Uxbridgetastic.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Nothing a high velocity baseball bat impacting into his cranium wouldn't fix.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# people don't kill people
electric chairs do
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I'd get H&S in on this one that chair looks lethal!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# maintained properly, the risk is high
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I'm not convinced I'm recommending the immediate use of a comfy armchair
more people have died in one of those than this contraption.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# we should outlaw everything
in which, and upon which people have died.
wonder what the world would look like then
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# The world would be outlawed.
Virtually every human who has ever died has died on the world.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# warning signs: keep off the world
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
#
<FONT="IMPACT"> I IZ IN UR PRIZZIN SIZZLIN UR BUTTOX, LOL </FONT>
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:20, archived)
# PedroHin, you are a HTML menace
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# The lesser of the Star Wars Sith Lords
"The HTML Menace"
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# <marquee behavior="alternate">hello maiden</marquee>
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
#
<FONT="comic-sans"> YAY!!! </FONT>
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
#

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Haha, lolchairs was a great bandwagon
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Yes. Should be the next compo.

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# handicapped accessible
what with wheels and all
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Warning: Davros?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# That seems a very happy warning.
Have some rubbish TOAP

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Maybe not the first, maybe not the best, but it's mine.

You can click on this bit for a version that compression and resizing hasn't slashed across the throat and left to die in an alley.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# This is what chipping your pets is all about
it saves all this bother.

what?

You cant keep a princess as a pet, bah. S'pose I better unlock the shed then =(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I really love this, woo!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# hahahah! consider that *clicked!*
if teh game was a success, they could follow it up with a kart racing title....

ugh, I nearly forgot: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_Super_Bombad_Racing
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# What the shitting hell?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# yup, same reaction I had when it came out....
I just wish they'd do another XWing game - the last (excluding the SWG flight elements) was XWing Alliance from 1999... I REALLY want TIEfigher Empire...


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_X-Wing_Alliance
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# DAMN YOU DARTH BOWSER
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)
# FOR BEST RESULTS ADD MARIJUANA
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
#
marijuana crystal meth
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# =)
I love the irony of her dad setting up a rehab clinic in her name. Wasn't he the guy that said she's fine?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# NO, NO, NO!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# TJ: I'd 'spray her with my silly string' too
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I really don't get the attraction. I think she looks like a tranvestite.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# *cums*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# he wanted her dead
and now he wants others to die
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Ironic........

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:34, archived)
# E?
I don't get it
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I believe it's referring to this
Click for bighead
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Nicely done sir =)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# wolf is a alien
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# ooh smashing stuff Moleypoo!!
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# All packed up and ready to go?
Hope your weather's better than it is in sunny Norfolk. It's pissing it down here.
:D

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Just about mate :)
Tis here too, bloody hailstones last night!!

Good heavens above :)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Oh yes, cracking thunderstorms here last night.
cracking thunderstorms here last night.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# pffff
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hee hee hee
love it
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Teen Worf

nicely!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Love it.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I've got my Horrorthon outfit sorted
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Drokk!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# good one
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Must've bindun
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# haha
excellent!
*click*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha
I might post this in response to any Trek Wars pictures...

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# i see you have already burnt your tongue
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# thath wath thappenthz
when you lickth thu elecstric hobth.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Worth than that
it wath gath
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahha!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)

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