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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# i do like this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
made me do a reet snuffly chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I like this
I like you.
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[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Woo!
Love the pub...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# *toasts huge crumpet*
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# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Bokin' all over the world1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] QUOBOT ATTACK
pea this here


(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# haha!
superb!
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# Soup herb
I always remember Penfold's code name being "Jigsaw". The narrator explained that this was because "at the first sign of trouble, he goes to pieces".
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Great stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Crumbs chief!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a bizarre dildo?
Just me, then - OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# it's not just you
took me while to get it. www.imisstheoldschool.com/?tag=dangermouse
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# cheer up, it's only mustard gas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Delicious with any meat based gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# *farts in Moley's face*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# *inhales deeply*
Pork or beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
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# yikes! that actually looks like one of my baby pictures -- without the dress of course.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# hehe
i always see it like this too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# you mean it moves when you look at it?
*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Fantastic Moleypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# You still here?
Get camping baby!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Off tomorrow!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I should like one of these as a pet.
I shall call it "Fang"!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# i think it looks like a geoff
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# this is a Miger
or possibly a Monger. But that would not be PC. How about Tikey?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# There's no need to be racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# fuck you Tikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Is it not a Tinkey?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# now there's no call for that kind of language!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hello Professor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# *nods*
Waspy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# You'll get yours!
www.b3ta.com/board/10499327
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy!
How goes it, meester?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# It goes Fridayilly.
I see your news below and proffer hearty congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Why thank you very much :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
#
It was a monger, but now is a tonkey. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# WOO to the effin' YAY!
Mornin' squire!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] How do pal!
Shopped that thing years ago, just find on my comp at work.

Remember this one? One of my first and a good comp repost...

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Classic stuff!
How's the leg?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
Shit. Thanks for asking though! Yours?

Have another repost while I'm here!

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Referred to Spinal Surgeon...
...yikes!

Loved that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# haha
I'm glad they don't talk
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# Blimey. He looks like he's a bit of a handful...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Danger! Danger!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# *gets down*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=57rxhQXwRfg
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# ooohh yeah!
:D
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# pfft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue..and then we'll take it higher
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I don't WANNA dance!
hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# HELLO DAVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hello David!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# And so the circle is complete!
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# 'ning Prodge
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hey! You! The Rock Steady Crew!
Show 'em how to dance, make a break, make a move!

What?

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# haha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQm8MxgCGws#t=1m40s
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# ning!
Yep I'm still alive



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Pfft!
Braw. have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Dave!
Hello Dave
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# GRIFFEH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# where've you been Dave?
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# He's been Dave everywhere!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# except on Fridays when 'Davina' comes out to play ;D
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# Haha :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I feel PRETTY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# you *do* feel pretty!
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# VAYYYYYYY-CUNT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Go on then, do a swear...
/incorrectly remembered live TV taunting of aforementioned punks
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# WILLEH!
PLOPLOPLOPLOP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav!
'sup, dawg?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# K-Mart my main main man!
just chillin wi ma hoes and rollin some fat onez wiv ma boyz*

How has the world tour gone?


*actually working from home trying to write some web interfaces for a db
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# World tour is on hold pending a loan agreement on a Lear Jet...
...we want one Like a G6 and they only want to give us a G5; everyone knows they're far inferior!

Skullfunk's mini tour of the North was a bit shite though O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# fucking economic downturn!
when are you next dahn sahff?
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# I'm dahn sahf right now!
I'm sitting in my fiancée's flat while she's at w*rk :)


NOTE: This post may contain BIG NEWS to people I've not been in touch with lately :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# She's got a FLAT!?
*tells TLH immediately*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Haha :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# congratulations my good man :D
but isn't it spelled wa*k?
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# Haha, no the smug QotW was last week :D


EDIT: And thank you, sir! :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Ah congrats sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Thank you :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# hello old fella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Whoops!
*zips 'old fella' back up*

Hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha
still got it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# yeah . . . I ALWAYS zip carefully
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Bastard, that made me do a real lol :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
*points*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Ha ha!
If Zipper Catches Skin
then I guess you had it out, when you should have had it in!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Haha, that's a nice picture of a kitten on a skateboard, etc :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
. . . but the one in the middle's Don King!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# See also Lenin, John Lennon, Jeremy Beadle... :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# eh?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Now, this has been sitting in the garage for quite some time, I don't know if it'll even start...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*sells on e-bay for £30*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# groans
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmm!
I've so missed you all groaning at me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# God that's almost as bad as some of the stuff that DTH used to come out with...
Wotcher chief.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# I'll never be in his league


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Well, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for making that joke

But I suspect you're not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# *looks up shame in the dictionary*
well I never . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# It isn't in your dictionary, is it: :p
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Oh you
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really an advert.. or is it?
While looking for Birthday pics of Natalie Trundy this morning, I came over this one...



* and yes I know if borked the second image slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# todays rape hungry teenagers, more like
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha :)
'ning everybody! How are we all? This is a blatant pea and sort of fits in, so I'm going to leave it here, m'kay?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# ^ Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# KENNEH!
How the Dickens . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Daaaayve!!
*running manhugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Doof!
*enjoys really*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# ^This
The site where I work was flooded with Canadian geese shitting everywhere.

So they shot them all.

Unfortunately they didn't turn up on the canteen menu but I bet the guy with the airgun had a nice Christmas dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# You can't eat Canada geese . . .
they taste of maple syrup . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# feathery cunts
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Geese, just posh ducks with long necks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# ahhh, rape was such innocent fun back then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# oi oi Toasty :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# cor the old guard are all here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I remember when this was all rape . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Ah... reminds me of that Sting song "Fields of Rape"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Joe!
Cor, /board reunion :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# watcha Fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I preferred 'Walking on the rape'
and even 'Can't stand losing rape'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
"So Rapey" was a good one too

How you diddling, Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Braw! ta
yous?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Yar... Friday and that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] They're the scourge of the Serengeti
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# i want a freezer defroster. Its like hoth in my ice box.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Use the forst, Luke
Luke

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# groan!
and one for misheard lyrics/Manics fans...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# shit!
i've seen a truck like that run a cylist over. it was NOT pretty
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# yup..
me too...and as a Lahndan cyclist I thought Id vent some spleen about it
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Sigh...
..bit early for grisly road death pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# And this is why we have cycling refuges
Well I say 'cycle' really it's for white vans it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# In London, all the cyclists are arseholes, so I support this advertisement.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Sorry, but no.
'Some' cyclists are arseholes. The majority are clueless (the ones that get pasted by lorries mostly). Those of us that do actually stick to the law just get shouted at anyway. You may to buy a smaller brush when choosing to tar people.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# As a busdriver I have discovered that it's only a very small minority of cyclists
that are dickheads and it's a very large minority of Van Drivers that are dickheads. What's annoying is that a lot of Cyclists think the highway code doesn't apply to them and that all bus lanes/gates are als cycle lanes. While it's true that most bus lanes/gates do allow for cyclists there are a few that don't and those are the most abused. But if I had to vent my spleen at any other road users it would be aimed at Taxis - they make it their job to be as bigger aresholes as they can where they can cut up a bus, or use a Bus Stop to drop off or even pick up from Traffic Lights and when you try to explain they are breaking the law they tell you to fuck off knowing that we cannot reply in kind!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# its...
the Couriers and Pseudo couriers that deserve to be squashed
'ooh look your sooo alternative with your dreads and your piercings oooh'
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] With due props to SmallBrainField

Click for big (112kb)

Click here for A4 poster size

edit/ I was going to deploy this in the work toilets, but chickened out!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# haha
go on do it! Also put it in the ladies' loos!
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# God damnit, Wasp Box
Fucking do iiiiiiiiiiiit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# It's definitely going in the pub toilets at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# I AM USING THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# HE'S WEARING THE GLOVES AND THE GOGGLES.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# ze goggles, they do nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Every work toilet needs this!
It is every B3ta members duty to "erect" one in their staff loos today!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
This must go into public places
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)
# THE GEL IS BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# FYI
dont use deep freeze ibuprofen gel
(FAQ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# LOL he can't escape his burning car, silly Mr Bean

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK!!

hate mr.bean
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:43, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# ^That
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# ^the other
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely :D
I didn't know Mr. Bean was a Premiership footballer.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# SPROING
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# baked Bean
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Excellent Toastie!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# haha
didn't he crash a supercar before?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# the source file search suggests he did in to the back of a metro
How does a car become a supercar? does it not need to be able to fly or anything. And are there other sorts, I'd like a lovelycar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Basically it has to be rare, expensive, exotic, powerful, and exclusive*


*see expensive
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I've wondered the same about smartphones
I guess they're called smartphones when they contain more computing power than the person using it...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Ah you're just jealous
And right
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I think Clarkson needs to have had a wank in one first
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# It needs to be able to change its colours in a phone booth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# According to the Fail he did
in 1998
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# his insurance must be cunty!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# He saves money by installing a padlock based security system and taking the steering wheel with him
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# good idea
I don't think McLaren offer that!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Funny thing is...
both times were in a Maclaren F1
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Yep -
The same McLaren F1
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha, a splendid start tothe morning.
It's odd iwent to bed reading he'd crashed into the back of a rover metro, now this morning it is a tree and a lamppost.

Splendid picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# the first thing I thought of when I read that news was
"I wonder if those lovely people over at b3ta have made an image of this yet?"

I was not disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# HAHA, so that's how he hurt his shoulder!
Great work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# serve him right for dumping the Robin Reliant
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# haha
that is tops!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Brilliant.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# So thats how he hurt his shoulder
It was these damn elastic seatbelts
(bobmcbobbity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Bloody rioters
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Saw this warning sign at my local Cistercian monastery t'other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Oof! Right up the cistercian .
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
they probably dream of doing that repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Not a great deal to choose from today...
Drunken Miss Ho asked for Joseph Merrick, aka The Elephant Man - Not that easy as there are very few images of him so I also knocked one out for Natalie Trundy.
Then RedHouse followed this with "it's 80's music video time" with Adam 'MCA' Yauch and Tawny Kitaen!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Cheers for yesterdays, while I'm here! I just saw it earlier.
Robert Mitchum and Andy Warhol for tomorrow.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Robert Mitchum was an excellent actor, and a genuine Hollywood hardman.
www.cracked.com/article_18905_11-celebrities-who-were-secretly-total-badasses_p3.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Yeah, I just read about that recently! It all makes modern celebs backgrounds look rather tame, doesn't it?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:52, archived)
# They're all a bunch of noodle-armed choirboys, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Ah, Tawny Kitaen.
Lovely, lovely lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I conker
Gwendoline is a personal favourite of mine

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKLyXsxcCB8
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Indiana Jones and The Exposed Breasts.
A classic, Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Downloading this right now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# * Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# thought that was a Busey at first, harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Which one? The Ape?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# No, the one with the banana...
It looks like "Roar" week for me; yesterday Sebastian Roché and tomorrow his co-stars Vera Farmiga and Melissa George.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry]



sorry 1 - to anyone who's b3ta bash pics i nicked borrowed
sorry 2 - aint no CFB (yet). I have a bigger, less 'optimised up the arse' version, but can't find hosting for a 1.75mb gif
(my site hosts would shut me in down in minutes!) - hosting suggestions welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 7:10, archived)
# try b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:11, archived)
# only up to 1 meg there
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# really?
sorry then, i never knew that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Fucking hell, can't believe I'm on there!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:55, archived)
# TGB and Aberracion's fella too.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I think Lampito and Himjim are on there too...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# MEANWHILE:
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 6:56, archived)
# The road was split by the sheer force of George Costanza's rage.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 7:05, archived)
# that's been sitting around unfinished for months, it was more topical then
but more work than I expected, turning that ginger twat into a Vimod, there are no brown people in fucking Christchurch


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# THEY DON'T CALL IT THE SHAKY ISLES FOR NUTHIN YO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] la boum
(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:32, archived)
# MAIS OUI
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:34, archived)
# The three degrees?
J'aime mes fags, moi.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:36, archived)
# maybe Hochentzündlich should be my rap name
 
CAUSE I'M ON FIRE, BOYEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:39, archived)
# You could always go out
with a bang!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# OH, I INTEND TO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:53, archived)
# THEY CALL ME PINOCHLE, BECAUSE ME KNUCKLES ARE LIKE FROZEN PEAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Ah bon?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:58, archived)
# I like this
do the rest (I'm off to bed but I expect to see them done)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:15, archived)
# The one on the left has a teardrop tattoo under his eye
I wonder who he killed
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:16, archived)
# excellent touch!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 6:57, archived)
# DU SCHEISSE ESSEN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:10, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure if it meets compo req's but i don't care
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:16, archived)
# LET'S SMOKE SOME POT, PUT ON A LITTLE JUDAS PRIEST, AND BLOW OUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:33, archived)
# If you play Judas Priest backwards
it sounds marginally better than when you play it forwards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:40, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:43, archived)
# play it underwater and you gear blows up
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:44, archived)
[challenge entry] What more warning do you need?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:57, archived)
# sounds like a risky place to hang out
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:58, archived)
# No, No, No!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:13, archived)
# I missed the wedding
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Love the idea
but shouldn't they be a bit more, I don't know, handy?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:33, archived)
# handy?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:36, archived)
# Handy
in handy
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)
# I considered that but
the bubblegum, etc., reveals a give-a-shit attitude about the whole event, and probably about William as well--so I just left her detached, as if she's thinking "whatever"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:41, archived)
# Well
I doubt she'll be complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Seventy two pages.
Seventy two fucking pages.

Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:39, archived)
# 70 of those are ads
I was very disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:40, archived)
# Sucker!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:44, archived)
# one for each virgin you get when you convert to Islam and die
(that number is no coincidence)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# dons tinfoil hat and
flees all Nordic countries with a legacy of offending Allah. Shuts down NORCOM so the rest of you better go hide too. Oops, I couldn't do that last bit so you can all stand easy knowing that you're being protected from nutters worldwide.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:49, archived)
# *abandons hiding ploy and stands easy*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:54, archived)
# Well somebody shut down NORCOM
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Fritzl fails evaluation in prison
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# dayum!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# oh isn't she EDGY did she really flip the BIRD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:26, archived)
# does the is mean the wedding's off?
i see what you did to make this--kinda clever and a lil different

with a normal hairline above the forehead, it wouldn't have been all that obvious
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# yeah, I always get in a bit of a rush, looks good
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# I used to do something similar, but the halves were symmetrized from a face
looking nearly straight at the camera. then I'd drastically reduce the body size from neck down. I called it munchkinizing.

Yours and Mofaha's face halves are at angles. I'll have to play around with that too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:06, archived)
# Beetlejuice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)
# I ear you, man
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Sorry, it may be US time but I have fingers to uphold!


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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)
# he was over here on a speaking engagement recently, how hard up can he be? weird
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:35, archived)
# He shouldn't be allowed out
I mean, how hard is it to speak. Probably a lot harder if your entire cannon is lies but he gets no passes. Sorry if you had to listen.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:41, archived)
# oh fuck no, those who did fronted up real cash money for the privilege and no small amount
 
there were ineffectual protests from the usual leftist fringe, I suppose they think they made a difference
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:53, archived)
# I don't think it's about money
I think maybe does it for some other reason.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:43, archived)
# I think he does it for money
He probably owes Cherie

Or Ego. He has a bit to make up there too. I mean He was PM but she had a real job.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:44, archived)
# as contracting/expanding heads go, this is pretty good :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:46, archived)
# It all got a bit frantic after that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# has a certain sexual rhythm, despite the frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
#
would am
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# There's something about him that makes him look like an evil Dr. Seuss character.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:48, archived)
# you're a mean one, herr fritzl
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Green Fritzl And Ham
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Fritz In Brix
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
# One Fish Two Fish Red Fish I'll Brick You Up In A Cellar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# the Evil Fritzl ^needs a hat befitting his demeanor
black of course
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# that's even better than the old favourite, "One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch"
 
and the one I'll never forget, "Who Shat in the Hat?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# I'd forgotten about that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:19, archived)
# a pre-internet jape
www.netjeff.com/humor/item.cgi?file=NotCatInTheHat.txt

mostly not particularly funny, but some still raise a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)

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