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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# i do like this
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
made me do a reet snuffly chuckle!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I like this
I like you.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Woo!
Love the pub...
:D

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# *toasts huge crumpet*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Bokin' all over the world1
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] QUOBOT ATTACK
pea this here


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# haha!
superb!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Soup herb
I always remember Penfold's code name being "Jigsaw". The narrator explained that this was because "at the first sign of trouble, he goes to pieces".
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Great stuff.
:D

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Crumbs chief!
Woo!


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a bizarre dildo?
Just me, then - OK.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# it's not just you
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# cheer up, it's only mustard gas
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Delicious with any meat based gas.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# *farts in Moley's face*


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# *inhales deeply*
Pork or beef?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# yikes! that actually looks like one of my baby pictures -- without the dress of course.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE!!!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# hehe
i always see it like this too
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# you mean it moves when you look at it?
*backs away*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Fantastic Moleypoos!
:D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# You still here?
Get camping baby!
:D

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Off tomorrow!!!
:D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Morning!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I should like one of these as a pet.
I shall call it "Fang"!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# i think it looks like a geoff
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# this is a Miger
or possibly a Monger. But that would not be PC. How about Tikey?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# There's no need to be racist.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# fuck you Tikey!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Is it not a Tinkey?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# now there's no call for that kind of language!
:D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hello Professor!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# *nods*
Waspy


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# You'll get yours!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy!
How goes it, meester?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# It goes Fridayilly.
I see your news below and proffer hearty congrats!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Why thank you very much :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
#
It was a monger, but now is a tonkey. Fact.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# WOO to the effin' YAY!
Mornin' squire!

:D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] How do pal!
Shopped that thing years ago, just find on my comp at work.

Remember this one? One of my first and a good comp repost...

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Classic stuff!
How's the leg?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
Shit. Thanks for asking though! Yours?

Have another repost while I'm here!

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Referred to Spinal Surgeon...
...yikes!

Loved that one :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# haha
I'm glad they don't talk
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Blimey. He looks like he's a bit of a handful...
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Danger! Danger!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*click*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# *gets down*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# ooohh yeah!
:D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha, lovely
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# pfft....
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue..and then we'll take it higher
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I don't WANNA dance!
hello!


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# HELLO DAVE!!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hello David!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# And so the circle is complete!
*relaxes*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# 'ning Prodge
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# 'ning
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hey! You! The Rock Steady Crew!
Show 'em how to dance, make a break, make a move!

What?

Oh.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# ning!
Yep I'm still alive



(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Pfft!
Braw. have chips with that.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Dave!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# GRIFFEH!


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# where've you been Dave?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# He's been Dave everywhere!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# except on Fridays when 'Davina' comes out to play ;D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I feel PRETTY!


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# you *do* feel pretty!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# VAYYYYYYY-CUNT!


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Go on then, do a swear...
/incorrectly remembered live TV taunting of aforementioned punks
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# WILLEH!
PLOPLOPLOPLOP!


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav!
'sup, dawg?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# K-Mart my main main man!
just chillin wi ma hoes and rollin some fat onez wiv ma boyz*

How has the world tour gone?


*actually working from home trying to write some web interfaces for a db
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# World tour is on hold pending a loan agreement on a Lear Jet...
...we want one Like a G6 and they only want to give us a G5; everyone knows they're far inferior!

Skullfunk's mini tour of the North was a bit shite though O_o
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# fucking economic downturn!
when are you next dahn sahff?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I'm dahn sahf right now!
I'm sitting in my fiancée's flat while she's at w*rk :)


NOTE: This post may contain BIG NEWS to people I've not been in touch with lately :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# She's got a FLAT!?
*tells TLH immediately*


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# congratulations my good man :D
but isn't it spelled wa*k?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Haha, no the smug QotW was last week :D


EDIT: And thank you, sir! :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Ah congrats sir.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# hello old fella ;)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Whoops!
*zips 'old fella' back up*

Hello!


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha
still got it
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# yeah . . . I ALWAYS zip carefully
C]:0D


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Bastard, that made me do a real lol :D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
*points*


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Ha ha!
If Zipper Catches Skin
then I guess you had it out, when you should have had it in!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Haha, that's a nice picture of a kitten on a skateboard, etc :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
. . . but the one in the middle's Don King!


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# See also Lenin, John Lennon, Jeremy Beadle... :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# eh?



(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Now, this has been sitting in the garage for quite some time, I don't know if it'll even start...

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*sells on e-bay for £30*


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# groans
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmm!
I've so missed you all groaning at me . . .


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# God that's almost as bad as some of the stuff that DTH used to come out with...
Wotcher chief.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# I'll never be in his league


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Well, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for making that joke

But I suspect you're not :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# *looks up shame in the dictionary*
well I never . . .


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# It isn't in your dictionary, is it: :p
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Oh you
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really an advert.. or is it?
While looking for Birthday pics of Natalie Trundy this morning, I came over this one...



* and yes I know if borked the second image slightly
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# todays rape hungry teenagers, more like
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha :)
'ning everybody! How are we all? This is a blatant pea and sort of fits in, so I'm going to leave it here, m'kay?

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# ^ Fact
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# KENNEH!
How the Dickens . . . ?


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Daaaayve!!
*running manhugs*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Doof!
*enjoys really*


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# ^This
The site where I work was flooded with Canadian geese shitting everywhere.

So they shot them all.

Unfortunately they didn't turn up on the canteen menu but I bet the guy with the airgun had a nice Christmas dinner.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# You can't eat Canada geese . . .
they taste of maple syrup . . .


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# feathery cunts
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Geese, just posh ducks with long necks
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# ahhh, rape was such innocent fun back then
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# oi oi Toasty :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# cor the old guard are all here
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I remember when this was all rape . . .


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Ah... reminds me of that Sting song "Fields of Rape"
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Joe!
Cor, /board reunion :D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# watcha Fella!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I preferred 'Walking on the rape'
and even 'Can't stand losing rape'


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
"So Rapey" was a good one too

How you diddling, Sir?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Braw! ta
yous?


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Yar... Friday and that!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] They're the scourge of the Serengeti
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# i want a freezer defroster. Its like hoth in my ice box.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Use the forst, Luke
Luke

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# groan!
and one for misheard lyrics/Manics fans...
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ooof!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# shit!
i've seen a truck like that run a cylist over. it was NOT pretty
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# yup..
me too...and as a Lahndan cyclist I thought Id vent some spleen about it
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Sigh...
..bit early for grisly road death pics?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# And this is why we have cycling refuges
Well I say 'cycle' really it's for white vans it seems.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# In London, all the cyclists are arseholes, so I support this advertisement.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Sorry, but no.
'Some' cyclists are arseholes. The majority are clueless (the ones that get pasted by lorries mostly). Those of us that do actually stick to the law just get shouted at anyway. You may to buy a smaller brush when choosing to tar people.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# As a busdriver I have discovered that it's only a very small minority of cyclists
that are dickheads and it's a very large minority of Van Drivers that are dickheads. What's annoying is that a lot of Cyclists think the highway code doesn't apply to them and that all bus lanes/gates are als cycle lanes. While it's true that most bus lanes/gates do allow for cyclists there are a few that don't and those are the most abused. But if I had to vent my spleen at any other road users it would be aimed at Taxis - they make it their job to be as bigger aresholes as they can where they can cut up a bus, or use a Bus Stop to drop off or even pick up from Traffic Lights and when you try to explain they are breaking the law they tell you to fuck off knowing that we cannot reply in kind!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# its...
the Couriers and Pseudo couriers that deserve to be squashed
'ooh look your sooo alternative with your dreads and your piercings oooh'
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] With due props to SmallBrainField

Click for big (112kb)


Click here for A4 poster size

edit/ I was going to deploy this in the work toilets, but chickened out!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# haha
go on do it! Also put it in the ladies' loos!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# God damnit, Wasp Box
Fucking do iiiiiiiiiiiit
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# It's definitely going in the pub toilets at lunchtime
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# I AM USING THE GEL
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# HE'S WEARING THE GLOVES AND THE GOGGLES.
:D

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# ze goggles, they do nothing!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Every work toilet needs this!
It is every B3ta members duty to "erect" one in their staff loos today!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
This must go into public places
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)
# THE GEL IS BACK!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# FYI
dont use deep freeze ibuprofen gel
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# LOL he can't escape his burning car, silly Mr Bean
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK!!

hate mr.bean
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:43, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# ^That
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# ^the other
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely :D
I didn't know Mr. Bean was a Premiership footballer.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# SPROING
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# baked Bean
nicely!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Excellent Toastie!

:D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# haha
didn't he crash a supercar before?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# the source file search suggests he did in to the back of a metro
How does a car become a supercar? does it not need to be able to fly or anything. And are there other sorts, I'd like a lovelycar
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Basically it has to be rare, expensive, exotic, powerful, and exclusive*


*see expensive
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I've wondered the same about smartphones
I guess they're called smartphones when they contain more computing power than the person using it...
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Ah you're just jealous
And right
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I think Clarkson needs to have had a wank in one first
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# It needs to be able to change its colours in a phone booth
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# According to the Fail he did
in 1998
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# his insurance must be cunty!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# He saves money by installing a padlock based security system and taking the steering wheel with him
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# good idea
I don't think McLaren offer that!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Funny thing is...
both times were in a Maclaren F1
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Yep -
The same McLaren F1
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha, a splendid start tothe morning.
It's odd iwent to bed reading he'd crashed into the back of a rover metro, now this morning it is a tree and a lamppost.

Splendid picture.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# the first thing I thought of when I read that news was
"I wonder if those lovely people over at b3ta have made an image of this yet?"

I was not disappointed
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# HAHA, so that's how he hurt his shoulder!
Great work :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# serve him right for dumping the Robin Reliant
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# haha
that is tops!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Brilliant.
Nice one.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# So thats how he hurt his shoulder
It was these damn elastic seatbelts
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Bloody rioters
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Saw this warning sign at my local Cistercian monastery t'other day.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Oof! Right up the cistercian .
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
they probably dream of doing that repeatedly
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Not a great deal to choose from today...
Drunken Miss Ho asked for Joseph Merrick, aka The Elephant Man - Not that easy as there are very few images of him so I also knocked one out for Natalie Trundy.
Then RedHouse followed this with "it's 80's music video time" with Adam 'MCA' Yauch and Tawny Kitaen!

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Cheers for yesterdays, while I'm here! I just saw it earlier.
Robert Mitchum and Andy Warhol for tomorrow.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Robert Mitchum was an excellent actor, and a genuine Hollywood hardman.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Yeah, I just read about that recently! It all makes modern celebs backgrounds look rather tame, doesn't it?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:52, archived)
# They're all a bunch of noodle-armed choirboys, these days.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Ah, Tawny Kitaen.
Lovely, lovely lady.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I conker
Gwendoline is a personal favourite of mine

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKLyXsxcCB8
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Indiana Jones and The Exposed Breasts.
A classic, Joe.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Downloading this right now :D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# * Fwaps
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# thought that was a Busey at first, harsh
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Which one? The Ape?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# No, the one with the banana...
It looks like "Roar" week for me; yesterday Sebastian Roché and tomorrow his co-stars Vera Farmiga and Melissa George.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry]



sorry 1 - to anyone who's b3ta bash pics i nicked borrowed
sorry 2 - aint no CFB (yet). I have a bigger, less 'optimised up the arse' version, but can't find hosting for a 1.75mb gif
(my site hosts would shut me in down in minutes!) - hosting suggestions welcome
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 7:10, archived)
# try b3tards.com
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:11, archived)
# only up to 1 meg there
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# really?
sorry then, i never knew that
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Fucking hell, can't believe I'm on there!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:55, archived)
# TGB and Aberracion's fella too.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I think Lampito and Himjim are on there too...
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# MEANWHILE:
 

 
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 6:56, archived)
# The road was split by the sheer force of George Costanza's rage.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 7:05, archived)
# that's been sitting around unfinished for months, it was more topical then
but more work than I expected, turning that ginger twat into a Vimod, there are no brown people in fucking Christchurch


 
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# THEY DON'T CALL IT THE SHAKY ISLES FOR NUTHIN YO
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] la boum
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:32, archived)
# MAIS OUI
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:34, archived)
# The three degrees?
J'aime mes fags, moi.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:36, archived)
# maybe Hochentzündlich should be my rap name
 
CAUSE I'M ON FIRE, BOYEEEE
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:39, archived)
# You could always go out
with a bang!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# OH, I INTEND TO
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:53, archived)
# THEY CALL ME PINOCHLE, BECAUSE ME KNUCKLES ARE LIKE FROZEN PEAS
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Ah bon?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:58, archived)
# I like this
do the rest (I'm off to bed but I expect to see them done)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:15, archived)
# The one on the left has a teardrop tattoo under his eye
I wonder who he killed
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:16, archived)
# excellent touch!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 6:57, archived)
# DU SCHEISSE ESSEN
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:10, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure if it meets compo req's but i don't care
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:16, archived)
# LET'S SMOKE SOME POT, PUT ON A LITTLE JUDAS PRIEST, AND BLOW OUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:33, archived)
# If you play Judas Priest backwards
it sounds marginally better than when you play it forwards.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:40, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:43, archived)
# play it underwater and you gear blows up
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:44, archived)
[challenge entry] What more warning do you need?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:57, archived)
# sounds like a risky place to hang out
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:58, archived)
# No, No, No!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:13, archived)
# I missed the wedding
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Love the idea
but shouldn't they be a bit more, I don't know, handy?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:33, archived)
# handy?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:36, archived)
# Handy
in handy
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)
# I considered that but
the bubblegum, etc., reveals a give-a-shit attitude about the whole event, and probably about William as well--so I just left her detached, as if she's thinking "whatever"
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:41, archived)
# Well
I doubt she'll be complaining.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Seventy two pages.
Seventy two fucking pages.

Wow.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:39, archived)
# 70 of those are ads
I was very disappointed
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:40, archived)
# Sucker!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:44, archived)
# one for each virgin you get when you convert to Islam and die
(that number is no coincidence)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# dons tinfoil hat and
flees all Nordic countries with a legacy of offending Allah. Shuts down NORCOM so the rest of you better go hide too. Oops, I couldn't do that last bit so you can all stand easy knowing that you're being protected from nutters worldwide.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:49, archived)
# *abandons hiding ploy and stands easy*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:54, archived)
# Well somebody shut down NORCOM
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Fritzl fails evaluation in prison
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYOW!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# dayum!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# oh isn't she EDGY did she really flip the BIRD
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:26, archived)
# does the is mean the wedding's off?
i see what you did to make this--kinda clever and a lil different

with a normal hairline above the forehead, it wouldn't have been all that obvious
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# yeah, I always get in a bit of a rush, looks good
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# I used to do something similar, but the halves were symmetrized from a face
looking nearly straight at the camera. then I'd drastically reduce the body size from neck down. I called it munchkinizing.

Yours and Mofaha's face halves are at angles. I'll have to play around with that too
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:06, archived)
# Beetlejuice!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)
# I ear you, man
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Sorry, it may be US time but I have fingers to uphold!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)
# he was over here on a speaking engagement recently, how hard up can he be? weird
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:35, archived)
# He shouldn't be allowed out
I mean, how hard is it to speak. Probably a lot harder if your entire cannon is lies but he gets no passes. Sorry if you had to listen.

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:41, archived)
# oh fuck no, those who did fronted up real cash money for the privilege and no small amount
 
there were ineffectual protests from the usual leftist fringe, I suppose they think they made a difference
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:53, archived)
# I don't think it's about money
I think maybe does it for some other reason.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:43, archived)
# I think he does it for money
He probably owes Cherie

Or Ego. He has a bit to make up there too. I mean He was PM but she had a real job.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:44, archived)
# as contracting/expanding heads go, this is pretty good :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:46, archived)
# It all got a bit frantic after that
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# has a certain sexual rhythm, despite the frenzy
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
#
would am
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# There's something about him that makes him look like an evil Dr. Seuss character.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:48, archived)
# you're a mean one, herr fritzl
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Green Fritzl And Ham
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Fritz In Brix
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
# One Fish Two Fish Red Fish I'll Brick You Up In A Cellar
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# the Evil Fritzl ^needs a hat befitting his demeanor
black of course
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# that's even better than the old favourite, "One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch"
 
and the one I'll never forget, "Who Shat in the Hat?"
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# I'd forgotten about that :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:19, archived)
# a pre-internet jape
www.netjeff.com/humor/item.cgi?file=NotCatInTheHat.txt

mostly not particularly funny, but some still raise a smile
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)

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