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# Hey!
It's A-level results day. Tomorrow's papers will say the exams are easier than they've ever been. And have pictures of young ladies clutching bits of paper.

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:35, archived)
# "Ningles sirrah, clickety woo!"
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Morning gronkpan.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:51, archived)
# also this doesn't really make much sense
maybe you should change it to "I doubt he'll ever be chipper again"
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:37, archived)
# No, because...
He "felt" the chipper. Hence his lack of arm. I don't think a "chipper" is a job title.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)
# So he wasn't performing the role of 'woodchipper'?
because if we go with your example we need to say "he'll never feel the chipper again" which doesn't really work.

I just want to see some standards here dogbomb
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# I lost my standards
years ago - I'm not about to start now.

be/feel. You've got me doubting myself now. I'd change it if I thought it would make the joke funnier.

but it won't.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
# It won't make it funnier but it will make it RIGHT
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WRONG
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:46, archived)
# oh I do.
in fact, how can I make it wronger?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)
# That isn't possible right now
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Yay!
Goal attained!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Actually, being wrong makes you extremely anxious and you always want to be right
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# You're probably right
The loss of an arm must be a difficult thing to adjust to.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:42, archived)
# :)
Ning db.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# :-*
Morning WB!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:48, archived)
# I made it wronger


Ning DB and WB
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Ning PP
How's it hanging?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# a bit shrivelled to be honest
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:37, archived)
# That's definately wrong...
...but is that flea asking for it by wearing a short skirt?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# oh dear
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
#

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# hahahah
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# The holiday is going well, although I did stab myself in the eye with a stick yesterday evening and spent a couple of hours...

Oh well... Happy Birthday to Deleine Stowe and Robert Redford.

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:05, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:05, archived)
# I am very sorry if you do not like these...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Fuck 'im. I like them.
so do others. So there.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Thank you Kitty...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:21, archived)
# I like these too.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# indeed fuck 'im
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Thanks guys...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# WB
Love your pictures keep posting old chap.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Calm down dear,
now go and sit on the naughty step
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# is it better to be stabbed in the eye or in the dick
 
to paraphrase the Bard
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:21, archived)
# It's actually better not to be stabbed at all, that is the question.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:24, archived)
# NOT BEING STABBED IS NOT AN AVAILABLE OPTION DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A SAY IN THE MATTER OR NOT
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:28, archived)
# I NEVER REALIZED UNTIL NOW WHAT A DICK THE BARD WAS
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:29, archived)
# SHAKESPEARE WILL CUT YOUR FACE
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:31, archived)
# is this something about nintendos
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:32, archived)
# To wii or not to wii
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:34, archived)
# Tena is the answer
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:23, archived)
# I'm not sure you can be stabbed with a stick, anyway.
Poked, prodded, impaled, beaten or even soundly thrashed, but never, ever stabbed.
 
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:30, archived)
# ^ Dick
* I would have thought?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)
# I think you should photoshop a shit face onto them and flood the board with it
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Like this?

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# ooh
Madeleine Stowe in Last of the Mohicans, one of my first crushes. Love that film...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Nicely
Tomorrow is Star Trek day with Gene Roddenberry, Jonathan Frakes and Diana Muldaur (but as usual, I will have guessed incorrectly)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# SILVER FOXES LOOKING FOR ROMANCE
 

 
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:41, archived)
# GON' SPEND MY SON'S INHERITANCE
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:00, archived)
# NEVER LOSE IN YOUR RAZOR BLADE SHOES
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:16, archived)
# GRAVITY IS NO FRIEND TO THE AGING
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:35, archived)
# I found ninety degrees counterclockwise to be the most upsetting, I didn't know where to look
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:48, archived)
# I'm off to bed so too lazy to actually do it properly.
He looks like Thumb boy.

Gabba
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:51, archived)
# gabba gabba hey
 

 
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:28, archived)
#
:)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# NOR IS ANTI-GRAVITY
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:50, archived)
# WOW!
and FUCK!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:05, archived)
# DIAGNOISIS SHIT IN YOUR COCKS
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:11, archived)
# House needs to lay off the pills
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Godammit funny you should say that
I got my last Vicodin sitting in the bottle here. Debating whether to do it now or not... it's not as if one on its own tomorrow is really going to do any good, but it's probably a bit too soon after all the others I've done today to do another one. IT SUCKS BEING DR HOUSE
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:08, archived)
# Heroin is freely available and reasonably priced
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:10, archived)
# See, this is what I told them at the pharmacy
and they got all fucking weird with me.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:22, archived)
# That's a good strategy
If you ask for heroin and they get a bit unsettled, it will seem normal when you ask for oxycontin. Kind of like if you want to sell raffle tickets you start with an unreasonable price and then a good price for 3 - "They're $7 each or 3 for $15"

Negotiation is fun
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
# Do you have any raffle tickets left?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:15, archived)
# Yeah, I'll do you a good price mate
They're usually $12 but I've only got two left so I'll give them to you for $20.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:17, archived)
# so how much was it for the heroin again?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Yeah you've fucked that right up
the next move was to ask for oxycontin
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:32, archived)
# $40/gram
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# One follows the other.
In his case.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:20, archived)
# PLZ
CUM TRU TU MY OFFIS
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:20, archived)
# WTF IS THIS SHIT
THAT'S NOT MATLOCK
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:16, archived)
# who'd win in a fight?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:39, archived)
# HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL DETECTIVE
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:20, archived)
# LIES
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:32, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:14, archived)
# It's luv. EL YOU VEE
Photobucket
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:28, archived)
# GABBA GABBA WE ACCEPT YOU WE ACCEPT YOU ONE OF US
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:35, archived)
#


i wasn't supposed to post this in it's own thread
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
# VRUM VRUM
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:06, archived)
# VRUM VRUM
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Shat lav!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# At 1:26
does he say "fuctyermama"?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:34, archived)
# hahahha
he so does
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:46, archived)
# haha
love the second nsfw one
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:38, archived)
# the only sexy pair of back-tits i've ever seen
my favorite result is the double-headed one
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# I wasn't looking forward to the Olympics at all 'til I saw these.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:38, archived)
# I think that ummm...
www.b3tards.com/u/80a9bf170895cf97aeb9/cheesecakewonkyarm.jpg

would be very good with the discus or shotput
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# ...if she wasn't right-handed!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# Imagine the
back hand slap it could give.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:01, archived)
# CRIPPLEFUCK
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
# chernobyl calender girls 2011
great work there pedro
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)
# hmmm
2012, SURELY?

you see, that's when the human race's DNA map falls apart
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Wonkybutt
have =)

and clicked for tis woo =)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# 'thanks!' times 5
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# have this then

I've found one of me long lost gifs, about 5 years old this =)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# it's brilliant
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Thalidomide is a hell of a drug.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:02, archived)
# wonky legs is too clever for my brain
top stuff
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Good work there, fella.
Could be a coffee-table book in this.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:51, archived)
# true, but you have to get the right table
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:47, archived)
# These are fucking excellent Pedro.
The wonkybutt one is my fave I think.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:52, archived)
# I don't know who laid the floor tiles in the 1st one
but they need sacking.

in other news, WOO!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# WOW
just WOW
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# mindfumbery, its the only thing to call it this late at night =)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)
# FAWOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHH
 
yay : )
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Wow.
That's certainly fumbed my mind.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Well tO be fair, they dO have a hare trigger.
Both, that is.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# its said, that an army marches on its stomach
You're soldiers are hungry !

perhaps you should feed them their British Army Field Rations?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Pffft!
One could guess, post based on guess, and edit in later.

or just
SELL MORE DICK!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:17, archived)
# This definitely makes sense.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:42, archived)
# doctor, I want YOU
to tell me where my leg replacements came from

and be quick about it
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# you!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# "Maybe his leg had just grow?"
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# mm, porhaps
All the cut will be absorbed by it been a pig
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# mmmmm
porkchops ?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Pork butts n' taters.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)
# HOW DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF MY KNEES
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
# I've never wanted to kick a puppy so much...
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# What I really want to know is
What kind of jokes do his fleas tell?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Poor, but regular, ones.
Which are better than the rambling nonsense he actually spouts.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# aw-flea shit ones
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# bravo
9/10
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Eddie Fingers is back mother lickers!!!
Tell Monty and Riverghost I've crash landed once more...



Click for bigger (95 kb)

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# check out the size of that gunt!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# That lady pretty much IS a gunt.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# MUCH A GUNT ABOUD NUBBIN
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# At home with the fuck.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
#

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Today is a good day to be on B3ta
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Why?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
# As there have been
lots of quality posts and good banter.

Next question?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Busey loves this fucking show, it is one of his favourites
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:10, archived)
# A cow. That is all.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Beef wiv teef.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Moo wiv chew
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Cow wiv chow?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Rumination wiv mastication
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# mammal with mandibles
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I'm liking his mooves
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Hooves?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Get into the groove
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# No, higher
he is giving me the horns
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# it's moving it's head about a lot
have you considered fitting it with a ladder?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# A ladderless cow is an unruly cow!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# They are the opposite of tights in that respect
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# TEEF TEEF BUDOKAI 3: No Chance for Chewgis
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# ^this
though I have no idea what it means.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# DANCE DANCE, PENULTIMATE FUCKSQUIRT: READY FOR THE JUSTICE 4
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Many thanks
Apologies
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Bring on ze vall.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Sure, but you'll be put up against it and shot
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Heil in the wall
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
Unt jumpen sroo eet.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Ich kann meine Beiträge zu bearbeiten
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# For you ze vall is over
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# JAJAAJAJAJAAAAAAAA
SCRUBEN MINE MAHONEY: Police Akademy Seben: Enter Zed unt zee Zombiechodes
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# If they were litler they might be able to fit through...
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# another show I ain't not never seen
RIS
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# The entire concept of the show can pretty much be gleaned from that pic
Oh, plus the fact that the wall moves towards them
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I like the bit where they fall in the water
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Close Encounters of the Third Reich?
By any chance?

V. Good.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Bullseye!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# "down a bit, down a bit, stop, down a bit, woah!, up a bit..."
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# He was famouse for his wing chun when he was younger....
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# That reminds me of that whisky:
famouse grous
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Haha.....I'm excelling myself tonight I see....!!!
Farmhouse grouse is the taste of the country....!!

www.b3ta.com/board/10511353
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# are they hindu's?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
# hindu's what?



sory - know moar gramar and speling natzi tonite
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# hahahaha
Brilliant. Have a click and a hug
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Static dog
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I fear this will not end well

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# *awaits shitstorm*
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# you killed kittens :(
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# WOOF!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# shitstabbing cockhound
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# BIBLE SAYS TWO MEN NOUGHT OUGHT LAY TOGEDDA
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# you came very close
just go a little more to the right, /board is used purely for pics and gifs and the like.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Read the


You cunt!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# "Show me on the doll where the man touched you"
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# What kind of piss trumpetery is this?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
#

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# I must break my lurkage
to approve of this post in the highest possible terms
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# you cunt
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Twerze
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I do love it
when the board explodes =)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# You cock
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Debating with the Cradocks
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# ansers on a postcard
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# nice anser
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Wonder who stuffs the bird in your house then..!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Miles Hunt?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Well I'm sure he'll find it soon...
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# well she's called Fanny Cradock...

and as my old gran used to say "ye cannae wack a Fanny Cradock stuffing at christmas"
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I understood the Fanny Craddock and Johnnie reference
was just joining in with the misspelling of answer
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# ah i drunk read not good :)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Bugger bugger bugger bugger...!!
I can't spell for toffee and checked it three times and had to redo it after saving it as well to correct mistakes..... I was 100% certain it was correct....!! I even said corret there instead of wright because I don't know if it should be wright or right.. I just know write is wrong....!!
Only just saw how you spelt answer just there... buger..!!

www.b3ta.com/board/10511353
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# EADIN IS NOD CHEADIN
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha


(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# LOOL vs ZOOL
danke for the heehoo
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I heard her say she used to be a big fan of Fanny before she became famouse herself...
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Jamie Oliver's spastic tongue lapping at a mutant dog's chode.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# That's a better program than his school meals....
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Can't beat the taste of FEEEEEEESH!!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# SWEET SWEET CUNTSUCK
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# You old romantic
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I will anser to this post because I like it ;)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# TV cookery at its best it was..!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I love Fanny


(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Lets just hope all our doughnuts turn out like Fannys as he once said on air...!!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# A certain pattern is starting to emerge in the ansers to this post.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Expects post card...!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# *resists*
g'night
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Night night...! enjoy you soup...!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I wish my chicken was as moist as Fanny's
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Tries to resist saying you should try Johnnies if you like it moist...
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# HA! You couldn't resist you non-resisting bastard.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Lies!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# You think they both prefered their own..!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's..
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Don't we all..!!! one of my favorite quotes is that..!!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# normally don't do social commentary in my drawings
but i'll make an exception for news this big.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# i blame those anchor adverts
making cows believe they can put up bunting and suchlike
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# In a way, we're all that horse, stuck in that ladder.
Climbing, climbing..the rungs, they slide.

Death among we.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Ace :D
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha... superb....!!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I like your arts very much and think they would make for good tattoos.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# thanks :)
always been keen to give it a go, never been asked though.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# You could design my next one but I have no brass to pay you as I am poor :(
You shouldn't be doing it for free though.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# well
my current uni project requires that i do a drawing a day. :) you can always just name a topic and i make that one of them, and if you like it you can have it. :)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Phwoar! That is really nice of you.
I already have a design but I want it modifying. Will message you and hopefully try and send you the pic I have in mind if I can work out the interwebs.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# excellent :D
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# :D
you just made my life measurably better for having that in it
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on, but it's very nice.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# this
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Ha-ha!
It all makes sense, now.
Thank you, Milady.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# ha ha
Silly cow!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
You are awesome. That is all.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# unedited - random pic - currently looking for a new owner to give it some extra fuck


I want to do something to this but everything I try lacks any 'fuck'- its got potential but im having a mindpiss :( please help....
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
#
ow
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# speak up!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# two wrongs don't make a right
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Your wrong
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# purdee
^_________^
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Herman Munster weds the ghost of Chogis.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# What?
I mean really what? I don't understand?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I think he meant:
'despite being here for 8 and a half months, I still have no idea how this site works or what any of the slang means'
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# oh fuck off
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# you fucking what?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I HAVE DONE A HILARIOUS PICTURE FOR YOU...
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Why?
Why did I click the purple link?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# don't post unshopped stuff and ask people to do stuff
it doesn't go down well

try leading by example
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Your post may be recorded for use in training
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# you're so right that's the lampshade of fuck
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# so it is


/fuck
bored now
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# fucking standard
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA
UNFORTUNATELY I'M NOT VERY GOOD WITH THIS "PHOTO SHOP" THING SO THIS IS THE BEST I COULD DO



FOR SOME REASON THE FRAMERATES ARE FUCKED UP. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

EDIT: THAT'S BETTER. LOL! WHAT AM I LIKE?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Off you fuck.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
#
:)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# theres no reason to smile, thundercunt!
piss off!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# oh hell--the board isn't used for this type of request but
here's a little start on her--don't have time for more right now

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Kill yourself
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# cunt off
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# *has a little lie down*


Previously: Clarity 1
In teh futurez: Clarity 3
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# evil duct is evil
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# This is nicely done...
But must addmit I'm so think that it confuses me rather than making thing s clearer ;-)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Lully.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
# This is nice wildyles
Pity about some twat posting over you
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha I did think, bugger there goes my post :)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Where's "dick"?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# from failures in taxidermy at
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# ahahahaa
he's gonna munch on that babby

these are like cockweasle drawings come to death

so suave
www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/t2.jpg
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# That bear looks stoned out its mind
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# duuuuuuuuude
wait, what?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Totally boinkered.
:)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# that's what happens when you hog it
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Damn bogarters.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# and yet they still expect you to talk them down
when they're on a para
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# that's no polar bear
it's a polar pig
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Great collection of piccies in that link
Strange how many of them look very anthropomorphic
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Also, this sort of thing
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Rimstycorstycoff it's frothy man....!!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Pass the Pringles, man.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)

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