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Hey!
It's A-level results day. Tomorrow's papers will say the exams are easier than they've ever been. And have pictures of young ladies clutching bits of paper.
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dogbomb ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:35,
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"Ningles sirrah, clickety woo!"
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:36,
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Morning gronkpan.
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dogbomb ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:51,
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also this doesn't really make much sense
maybe you should change it to "I doubt he'll ever be chipper again"
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:37,
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No, because...
He "felt" the chipper. Hence his lack of arm. I don't think a "chipper" is a job title.
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dogbomb ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:41,
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So he wasn't performing the role of 'woodchipper'?
because if we go with your example we need to say "he'll never feel the chipper again" which doesn't really work. I just want to see some standards here dogbomb
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:43,
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I lost my standards
years ago - I'm not about to start now. be/feel. You've got me doubting myself now. I'd change it if I thought it would make the joke funnier. but it won't.
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dogbomb ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:45,
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It won't make it funnier but it will make it RIGHT
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WRONG
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:46,
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oh I do.
in fact, how can I make it wronger?
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dogbomb ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:47,
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That isn't possible right now
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:52,
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Yay!
Goal attained!
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dogbomb ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:53,
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Actually, being wrong makes you extremely anxious and you always want to be right
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:59,
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You're probably right
The loss of an arm must be a difficult thing to adjust to.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:42,
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:)
Ning db.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:43,
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:-*
Morning WB!
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dogbomb ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:48,
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I made it wronger
Ning DB and WB
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:21,
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Ning PP
How's it hanging?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:36,
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a bit shrivelled to be honest
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:37,
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That's definately wrong...
...but is that flea asking for it by wearing a short skirt?
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dogbomb ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:34,
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haha :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:01,
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oh dear
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:14,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:05,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:07,
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hahahah
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dogbomb ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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The holiday is going well, although I did stab myself in the eye with a stick yesterday evening and spent a couple of hours...
Oh well... Happy Birthday to Deleine Stowe and Robert Redford.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:05,
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FUCK OFF
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:05,
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I am very sorry if you do not like these...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:32,
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Fuck 'im. I like them.
so do others. So there.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:47,
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Thank you Kitty...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:21,
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I like these too.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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indeed fuck 'im
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:02,
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Thanks guys...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:07,
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WB
Love your pictures keep posting old chap.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:52,
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Calm down dear,
now go and sit on the naughty step
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:33,
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is it better to be stabbed in the eye or in the dick
to paraphrase the Bard
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:21,
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It's actually better not to be stabbed at all, that is the question.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:24,
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NOT BEING STABBED IS NOT AN AVAILABLE OPTION DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A SAY IN THE MATTER OR NOT
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:28,
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I NEVER REALIZED UNTIL NOW WHAT A DICK THE BARD WAS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:29,
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SHAKESPEARE WILL CUT YOUR FACE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:30,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:31,
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is this something about nintendos
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:32,
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To wii or not to wii
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:34,
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Tena is the answer
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:23,
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I'm not sure you can be stabbed with a stick, anyway.
Poked, prodded, impaled, beaten or even soundly thrashed, but never, ever stabbed.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:30,
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^ Dick
* I would have thought?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:41,
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I think you should photoshop a shit face onto them and flood the board with it
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:03,
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Like this?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:10,
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ooh
Madeleine Stowe in Last of the Mohicans, one of my first crushes. Love that film...
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:08,
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:)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:08,
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Nicely
Tomorrow is Star Trek day with Gene Roddenberry, Jonathan Frakes and Diana Muldaur (but as usual, I will have guessed incorrectly)
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:32,
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SILVER FOXES LOOKING FOR ROMANCE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:41,
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GON' SPEND MY SON'S INHERITANCE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:00,
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NEVER LOSE IN YOUR RAZOR BLADE SHOES
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:16,
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GRAVITY IS NO FRIEND TO THE AGING
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:01,
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:35,
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I found ninety degrees counterclockwise to be the most upsetting, I didn't know where to look
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:48,
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I'm off to bed so too lazy to actually do it properly.
He looks like Thumb boy. Gabba
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:51,
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gabba gabba hey
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:28,
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:)
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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NOR IS ANTI-GRAVITY
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:50,
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WOW!
and FUCK!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:05,
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DIAGNOISIS SHIT IN YOUR COCKS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:11,
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House needs to lay off the pills
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:14,
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Godammit funny you should say that
I got my last Vicodin sitting in the bottle here. Debating whether to do it now or not... it's not as if one on its own tomorrow is really going to do any good, but it's probably a bit too soon after all the others I've done today to do another one. IT SUCKS BEING DR HOUSE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:08,
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Heroin is freely available and reasonably priced
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:10,
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See, this is what I told them at the pharmacy
and they got all fucking weird with me.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:22,
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That's a good strategy
If you ask for heroin and they get a bit unsettled, it will seem normal when you ask for oxycontin. Kind of like if you want to sell raffle tickets you start with an unreasonable price and then a good price for 3 - "They're $7 each or 3 for $15" Negotiation is fun
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:31,
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Do you have any raffle tickets left?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:15,
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Yeah, I'll do you a good price mate
They're usually $12 but I've only got two left so I'll give them to you for $20.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:17,
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so how much was it for the heroin again?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:22,
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Yeah you've fucked that right up
the next move was to ask for oxycontin
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:32,
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$40/gram
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:33,
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One follows the other.
In his case.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:20,
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PLZ
CUM TRU TU MY OFFIS
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:20,
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WTF IS THIS SHIT
THAT'S NOT MATLOCK
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:09,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:16,
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who'd win in a fight?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:39,
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HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL DETECTIVE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:20,
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LIES
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:32,
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Haha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:14,
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It's luv. EL YOU VEE
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:28,
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GABBA GABBA WE ACCEPT YOU WE ACCEPT YOU ONE OF US
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:35,
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i wasn't supposed to post this in it's own thread
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:56,
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VRUM VRUM
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:06,
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VRUM VRUM
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:07,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:07,
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Shat lav!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:30,
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At 1:26
does he say "fuctyermama"?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:34,
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hahahha
he so does
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:46,
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i think these are the only 2 SFW versions I did this morning
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:28,
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haha
love the second nsfw one
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:38,
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the only sexy pair of back-tits i've ever seen
my favorite result is the double-headed one
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:57,
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I wasn't looking forward to the Olympics at all 'til I saw these.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:38,
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I think that ummm...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:54,
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...if she wasn't right-handed!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:58,
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Imagine the
back hand slap it could give.
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:01,
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CRIPPLEFUCK
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:45,
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chernobyl calender girls 2011
great work there pedro
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:46,
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hmmm
2012, SURELY? you see, that's when the human race's DNA map falls apart
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:50,
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Wonkybutt
have =) and clicked for tis woo =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:47,
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'thanks!' times 5
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:51,
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have this then
I've found one of me long lost gifs, about 5 years old this =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:57,
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it's brilliant
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:43,
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Thalidomide is a hell of a drug.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:02,
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wonky legs is too clever for my brain
top stuff
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:44,
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Good work there, fella.
Could be a coffee-table book in this.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:51,
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true, but you have to get the right table
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:47,
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These are fucking excellent Pedro.
The wonkybutt one is my fave I think.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 4:52,
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I don't know who laid the floor tiles in the 1st one
but they need sacking. in other news, WOO!
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:33,
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WOW
just WOW
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Shlvng ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:47,
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mindfumbery, its the only thing to call it this late at night =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:04,
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FAWOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHH
yay : )
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:07,
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Wow.
That's certainly fumbed my mind.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:14,
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Well tO be fair, they dO have a hare trigger.
Both, that is.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:08,
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its said, that an army marches on its stomach
You're soldiers are hungry ! perhaps you should feed them their British Army Field Rations ?
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:56,
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Pffft!
One could guess , post based on guess, and edit in later. or justSELL MORE DICK!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:17,
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This definitely makes sense.
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:42,
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doctor, I want YOU
to tell me where my leg replacements came from and be quick about it
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LS18 ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:09,
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you!
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LS18 ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:28,
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"Maybe his leg had just grow?"
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:34,
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mm, porhaps
All the cut will be absorbed by it been a pig
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LS18 ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:39,
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mmmmm
porkchops ?
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:51,
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Pork butts n' taters.
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Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear" ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:56,
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HOW DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF MY KNEES
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:45,
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I've never wanted to kick a puppy so much...
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dogbomb ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:49,
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What I really want to know is
What kind of jokes do his fleas tell?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:54,
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Poor, but regular, ones.
Which are better than the rambling nonsense he actually spouts.
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dogbomb ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:58,
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aw-flea shit ones
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:11,
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bravo
9/10
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:05,
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Eddie Fingers is back mother lickers!!!
Tell Monty and Riverghost I've crash landed once more...Click for bigger (95 kb)
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eddie fingers ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:40,
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FUCK!
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:07,
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check out the size of that gunt!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:16,
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That lady pretty much IS a gunt.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:17,
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MUCH A GUNT ABOUD NUBBIN
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:28,
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At home with the fuck.
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:19,
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:24,
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Today is a good day to be on B3ta
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:27,
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Why?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:34,
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As there have been
lots of quality posts and good banter. Next question?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:04,
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Busey loves this fucking show, it is one of his favourites
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:52,
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haha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:10,
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A cow. That is all.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:02,
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Beef wiv teef.
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:03,
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Moo wiv chew
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:07,
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Cow wiv chow?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:08,
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Rumination wiv mastication
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:12,
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mammal with mandibles
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:17,
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I'm liking his mooves
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:06,
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Hooves?
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:07,
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Get into the groove
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:16,
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No, higher
he is giving me the horns
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:16,
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it's moving it's head about a lot
have you considered fitting it with a ladder?
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:07,
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A ladderless cow is an unruly cow!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:11,
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They are the opposite of tights in that respect
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:20,
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TEEF TEEF BUDOKAI 3: No Chance for Chewgis
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:20,
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^this
though I have no idea what it means.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:29,
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DANCE DANCE, PENULTIMATE FUCKSQUIRT: READY FOR THE JUSTICE 4
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:43,
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Many thanks
Apologies
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:05,
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Bring on ze vall.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:59,
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Sure, but you'll be put up against it and shot
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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Heil in the wall
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:01,
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Unt jumpen sroo eet.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:02,
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Ich kann meine Beiträge zu bearbeiten
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:03,
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For you ze vall is over
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:05,
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JAJAAJAJAJAAAAAAAA
SCRUBEN MINE MAHONEY: Police Akademy Seben: Enter Zed unt zee Zombiechodes
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:04,
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If they were litler they might be able to fit through...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:04,
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another show I ain't not never seen
RIS
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:04,
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The entire concept of the show can pretty much be gleaned from that pic
Oh, plus the fact that the wall moves towards them
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:06,
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I like the bit where they fall in the water
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:07,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:04,
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Close Encounters of the Third Reich?
By any chance? V. Good.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:07,
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Bullseye!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:11,
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"down a bit, down a bit, stop, down a bit, woah!, up a bit..."
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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He was famouse for his wing chun when he was younger....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:11,
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That reminds me of that whisky:
famouse grous
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:14,
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Haha.....I'm excelling myself tonight I see....!!!
Farmhouse grouse is the taste of the country....!!www.b3ta.com/board/10511353
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:22,
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:13,
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Hahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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are they hindu's?
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:31,
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hindu's what?
sory - know moar gramar and speling natzi tonite
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:33,
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hahahaha
Brilliant. Have a click and a hug
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:10,
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hahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:48,
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Static dog
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eatmeat ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:47,
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I fear this will not end well
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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*awaits shitstorm*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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you killed kittens :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50,
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50,
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WOOF!
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LS18 ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:20,
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shitstabbing cockhound
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50,
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BIBLE SAYS TWO MEN NOUGHT OUGHT LAY TOGEDDA
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:52,
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you came very close
just go a little more to the right, /board is used purely for pics and gifs and the like.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:53,
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Read the
You cunt!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:53,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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"Show me on the doll where the man touched you"
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:56,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:57,
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What kind of piss trumpetery is this?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:01,
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:08,
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:17,
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I must break my lurkage
to approve of this post in the highest possible terms
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Sheepattack! ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:39,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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you cunt
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:49,
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Twerze
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:11,
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:18,
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I do love it
when the board explodes =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:46,
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You cock
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:52,
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Debating with the Cradocks
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:16,
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ansers on a postcard
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:18,
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nice anser
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19,
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Wonder who stuffs the bird in your house then..!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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Miles Hunt?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:27,
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Well I'm sure he'll find it soon...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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well she's called Fanny Cradock...
and as my old gran used to say "ye cannae wack a Fanny Cradock stuffing at christmas"
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:41,
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I understood the Fanny Craddock and Johnnie reference
was just joining in with the misspelling of answer
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:44,
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ah i drunk read not good :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:47,
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Bugger bugger bugger bugger...!!
I can't spell for toffee and checked it three times and had to redo it after saving it as well to correct mistakes..... I was 100% certain it was correct....!! I even said corret there instead of wright because I don't know if it should be wright or right.. I just know write is wrong....!! Only just saw how you spelt answer just there... buger..!!www.b3ta.com/board/10511353
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:52,
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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EADIN IS NOD CHEADIN
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19,
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hahaha
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:23,
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LOOL vs ZOOL
danke for the heehoo
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:30,
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I heard her say she used to be a big fan of Fanny before she became famouse herself...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:25,
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Jamie Oliver's spastic tongue lapping at a mutant dog's chode.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:31,
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That's a better program than his school meals....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:33,
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Can't beat the taste of FEEEEEEESH!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:30,
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SWEET SWEET CUNTSUCK
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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You old romantic
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:13,
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I will anser to this post because I like it ;)
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:21,
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TV cookery at its best it was..!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:34,
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I love Fanny
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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Lets just hope all our doughnuts turn out like Fannys as he once said on air...!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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A certain pattern is starting to emerge in the ansers to this post.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:23,
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Expects post card...!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:37,
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*resists*
g'night
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:26,
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Night night...! enjoy you soup...!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:28,
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I wish my chicken was as moist as Fanny's
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Shlvng ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:29,
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Tries to resist saying you should try Johnnies if you like it moist...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:40,
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HA! You couldn't resist you non-resisting bastard.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:12,
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Lies!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:41,
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You think they both prefered their own..!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:43,
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I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's..
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:51,
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Don't we all..!!! one of my favorite quotes is that..!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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normally don't do social commentary in my drawings
but i'll make an exception for news this big.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:02,
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i blame those anchor adverts
making cows believe they can put up bunting and suchlike
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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In a way, we're all that horse, stuck in that ladder.
Climbing, climbing..the rungs, they slide. Death among we.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08,
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hehe :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10,
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Ace :D
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:15,
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Hahaha... superb....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:17,
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I like your arts very much and think they would make for good tattoos.
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John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19,
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thanks :)
always been keen to give it a go, never been asked though.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:24,
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You could design my next one but I have no brass to pay you as I am poor :(
You shouldn't be doing it for free though.
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John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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well
my current uni project requires that i do a drawing a day. :) you can always just name a topic and i make that one of them, and if you like it you can have it. :)
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:44,
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Phwoar! That is really nice of you.
I already have a design but I want it modifying. Will message you and hopefully try and send you the pic I have in mind if I can work out the interwebs.
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John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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excellent :D
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Mousing ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:39,
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:D
you just made my life measurably better for having that in it
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:45,
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brilliant!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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I have no idea what's going on, but it's very nice.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:52,
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this
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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Ha-ha!
It all makes sense, now. Thank you, Milady.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:58,
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ha ha
Silly cow!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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hehe
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:08,
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Hahaha!
You are awesome. That is all.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:50,
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unedited - random pic - currently looking for a new owner to give it some extra fuck
I want to do something to this but everything I try lacks any 'fuck'- its got potential but im having a mindpiss :( please help....
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craigmn Trading Since 1980 ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:01,
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:04,
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ow
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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speak up!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10,
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two wrongs don't make a right
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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Your wrong
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:17,
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purdee
^_________^
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:33,
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Herman Munster weds the ghost of Chogis.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:04,
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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What?
I mean really what? I don't understand?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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I think he meant:
'despite being here for 8 and a half months, I still have no idea how this site works or what any of the slang means'
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08,
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10,
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oh fuck off
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10,
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you fucking what?
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:11,
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I HAVE DONE A HILARIOUS PICTURE FOR YOU...
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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Why?
Why did I click the purple link?
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19,
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don't post unshopped stuff and ask people to do stuff
it doesn't go down well try leading by example
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:14,
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Your post may be recorded for use in training
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:18,
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you're so right that's the lampshade of fuck
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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so it is
/fuck bored now
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:36,
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fucking standard
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:21,
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THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA
UNFORTUNATELY I'M NOT VERY GOOD WITH THIS "PHOTO SHOP" THING SO THIS IS THE BEST I COULD DO FOR SOME REASON THE FRAMERATES ARE FUCKED UP. I DON'T KNOW WHY. EDIT: THAT'S BETTER. LOL! WHAT AM I LIKE?
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boris the spider ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:25,
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Off you fuck.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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:)
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craigmn Trading Since 1980 ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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theres no reason to smile, thundercunt!
piss off!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:57,
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oh hell--the board isn't used for this type of request but
here's a little start on her--don't have time for more right now
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LS18 ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:36,
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Kill yourself
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:33,
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cunt off
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:54,
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*has a little lie down*
Previously: Clarity 1 In teh futurez: Clarity 3
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:00,
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evil duct is evil
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:02,
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This is nicely done...
But must addmit I'm so think that it confuses me rather than making thing s clearer ;-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:45,
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Lully.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:56,
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This is nice wildyles
Pity about some twat posting over you
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:13,
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Hahaha I did think, bugger there goes my post :)
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:20,
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Where's "dick"?
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the Angry Gumball Harmless American ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:49,
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from failures in taxidermy at
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LS18 ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:54,
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ahahahaa
he's gonna munch on that babby these are like cockweasle drawings come to death so suavewww.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/t2.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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That bear looks stoned out its mind
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Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:56,
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duuuuuuuuude
wait, what?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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Totally boinkered.
:)
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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that's what happens when you hog it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:00,
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Damn bogarters.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08,
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and yet they still expect you to talk them down
when they're on a para
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:11,
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that's no polar bear
it's a polar pig
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:00,
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Great collection of piccies in that link
Strange how many of them look very anthropomorphic
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:00,
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Also, this sort of thing
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10,
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Rimstycorstycoff it's frothy man....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19,
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Pass the Pringles, man.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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