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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# nicely done
i knew it was you before i even scrolled down :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
tremendous and clicked hard.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Wonderful!
And... like taters I knew this was you.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Roll up roll up.. looks like all the fun of the fear......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
We love our Uncle Death.

edit-

Here's your reward www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPNFVj-pISU
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# That reward deserves a reward.................................. (Uncle Death Part 2 you might say)

CFB: 3.bp.blogspot.com/_EBVe41gUU2A/TQFD_JLDLtI/AAAAAAAAAUU/U6xFmyhatXk/s1600/walk.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Eeks... spider time...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Bloomin fantastic!!!
*clicks hardest*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Alice loves being lost in Uncle Death land.
What I wouldn't pay to have your dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# My dreams are usually nightmares disguised as dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# total Deathface! :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I had to go there
(janetdoggy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# pffff haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Dungeon master Gary
(macka was not was, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# arf!
my annoyance at not getting picked to go on that show still hasn't faded
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Seams in order :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Let off some seam, Bennett

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# It's a tank-top not a cardy, damnit!
damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# :-D
YOUR TRAINING... MATRIX!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# CHAIN
MAIL!
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# FALSE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# WO
OL!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Lies!
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# HA HA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# has a picture with gary glitter in it ever been popular paged or fp'd?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# YES....Gary Glitter finger puppet thing...I'm sure it got FP'd
was ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# ahh yes, i remember
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I deleted my thread with this last night
but changed my mind to repost it again.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# MARK SPATE
4 EVA IN R HRTZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# 4EVA IN R RAFTRZ
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# @____@
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Flashes back.....
Why did you delete your thread with this last night though?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
# we can but dream...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Can you believe they're 20 this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# one or both of them always seems to have their mouth open
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Little known fact: (No 32)
Every time one of Jedward opens his mouth the other Jedwards takes a breath.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Sadly, if you flew a plane into them,
they would recombine into a single massive Jedward and terrorise down-town Manhattan before returning to their island. It's a metaphor for atomic power.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
# the money shot
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# That gaping mouth is begging for another plane....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# yes.....
.....a plane.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# You filthy mare...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# heh heh...nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Hullbound
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# This should FP'ed IMMEDIATELY!!!
Strong letter to Rob
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The Red Hand Gang


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(macka was not was, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Oooof! Nasty.
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] CATCH IT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)
# the litter tray is full of it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# cats hate cat chaids
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Run you fuckers!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
aaahahaha *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Get it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# hey, that kid just caught a AIDS!
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Can we expect an appearance from Klarnk today?
(this is woo, by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Gerry McCann looks a bit like Klarnk
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I didn't dare post a Klarnk today.
I thought I might start getting hate mail for being repetitive dull and repetitive.
Ho hum...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# klarnk is brilliant
but i see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# there's nothing repetitive, dull or repetitive about Klarnk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Gerry McCann looks a bit like Klarnk
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# ...and they lived happily ever after
hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)
# faster than a speeding amphetamine user
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue492/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hooray!
Cheers Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# and fresh as a daisy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Chars!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Huzzah!
If you take the #! out of the twitter url it should link properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Thanks Rob!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Ah cool
I checked out those floaty fish things btw and apparently they don't ship outside the States or Canada. Hope i'm wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(tedweasel, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# are any of them murderers?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# That wogan one killed a baker in chelmsford in 1982
run him right through with a pain au chocolat
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Venables kicked a paraplegic into the Thames
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Nutkins fucked an owl.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I bet they were all snowy owls after he'd finished with them
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# subject line needed for the newsletter
I want a wisecrack
that's not utterly cack
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ROB MANUEL TURNED DOWN CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I think he's probably too famous
going off the detritus they're using this year. Apart from Jedward, I didn't know who most of them were. To my shame, I knew who some of them were.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I only really knew Jedward and Tara Reid.
Know your enemies.

EDIT: Oh, and Katona.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# is tara reid on it?
she still tryin to feed that monkey?

here endeth my involvement with bb
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I think she is.
I only know her from that awful Alone in the Dark film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# bunny lebowski
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Oh yeah of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I know who Amy Childs is
and the speakers wife, & Jedward and Kerry Katona. Dunno about the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Interesting fact I discovered when Googling the ex-wives of David Hasselhoff:
When the first Mrs Hasselhoff got divorced, she married a bloke called Michael Knight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# that is a good fact
I google her too. She's younger than I thought. I assumed she was around 60 with lots of work. Not 47 or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# tricky - would I? I mean obviously I wouldn't be asked but
but if I was... I don't know. I need the cash. But the thought of being constantly filmed - especially as I'm prone to getting stroppy then sulking, not sure. Think I'd come across very badly.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Well, if the strops and the sulking led to proper fits of rage followed by homicidal acts...I'd vote you in.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I've thought about it and decided if the call comes in
and there's cash on the table and I've got time to not eat for a month to slim down THEN I'd do it.

I know one of the presenters on the after show thingie. Jamie. He runs holymoly and being websitey people I've run into him loads through the years. Maybe he'll get me on. FOR LOTS OF MONEY. Or 50p knowing C5.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Can you get me on, please?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# 0_0
*re-reads*

ah, no, that's not what you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Shares in broom manufacturers plummit.
What happens if I change my password to "minky"?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# if you do I can read your gazzes?
tbh I don't know why I stuck that as my status thingie. Attempt at whimsy probably.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha, fair enough :D
It wouldn't make much odds no one ever Gazzes me :( Apart from that Spam-bot lady who gazzed about half of B3ta a few years back)

EDIT: WHOAAA! Steady on :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I gazzed you once :D
Asking for your advice on chutney making.

Now...what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I've gazzed you and it wasn't even chutney-related. Rob remembers what it was about.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# And I'v just gone to all the trouble of gazzing him/her right now....
Now i feel like I just wasted my time...
I wonder if Rob will read it or not....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# He only reads the sexy ones.
So yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I gotcha
I'm bloated on a surfit of Gazzes now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# CELEBRITY BOOB JOB GOES TITS UP
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Founder of B3ta website caught on video grooming kids with offers of Fruit Pastilles
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT' - BRICK TAMLAND
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I HAVE A SWELLING IN MY PRISON POPULATION. INTERESTED? CALL etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Googling the 'Celebrity' Big Brother housemates so you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# JUST GOT THE SACK THIS MORNING. SUCH IS LIFE AS A POSTMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Civil unrest quelled by Big Brother relaunch
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Coming to your inbox like something rude but terribly witty.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Battle W3re Sent
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Now with 20% more flannels.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# SETUP BEAT PUKE: SETUP BEAT PUKE
SETUP BEAT PUKE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I agree with this statment in it's entirety.
Also, decent lurking there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# SETUP BEAT PUKE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# SETUP BEAT PUKE SETUP BEAT PUKE SETUP BEAT PUKE SETUP BEAT PUKE SETUP BEAT PUKE
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# SETUP BEAT PUKE?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK MY DADS ARE GAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# YOUR A LEVEL RESULTS ARE ATTACHED
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# boy with robot hand aged 14 told to take it easy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# gets my vote
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# genius.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Bez told he'll never get cancer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I helped him pull his van out of the mud at Glasonbury
I didn't know it was his and he didn't even say thanks... cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# my mate went to an after party with him in govanhill...I can't go any further with this story haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Aaaaaa.....
Govanhill on

I'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# FILLING UP YOUR INBOX LIKE THE LOOTERS ARE THE JAILS
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# SEYCHELLES SHARK SHOCK ON THE SEA SHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Give the man a hand... and an arm...and a bit of a leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Apparently sharks don't like the taste of humans.
But of course when they find that out we're already dead.

It's a bit shit, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I bet they do
It's the sort of thing you'd say if you wanted to eat people. It's like pretending to be gay to get close to supermodels.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Crafty bastards, those sharks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# sharks are full of win
and bits of surfer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# A-LEVELS COMPARED TO HIGH FIBRE DIET
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# RIDLEY SCOTT TO DIRECT NEW HOVIS ADVERT
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# in 3D
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# 6D, surely?
They hand out individual fans, smoke machines and scratch 'n' sniff cards long with the 3D specs.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# And enter your mind via popcorn suppositories





Alledgedly
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# You can't spell "Postal Service" without "Letters"
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# You can't spell "T'Postal Service" without "Letters"
technically correcterer
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# You stupid prick.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# BUS CRASH DYSLEXICS FOUND ING......INJER......ENJUR........HURT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# joe pantoliano's wife starts planning new kitchen after seeing bad boys 3 announced on imdb
p.s. I submitted a game to the newsletter, did you see it?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Special this week only - full of unusually long sentences.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# On that note - my first pea!

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Haha.. yay too both these...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Can ye see ma growler?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Ahem...actually yes I can
I didn't want to mention it, but now you've raised the issue.... Could you please not stand on the tables wearing that skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Mah
nipples are like bullets
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# that gets a click
for B3taMax he he
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# fuck off, you daft bugger!
*giggles surreptitiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Another thing for the comedy folk band thing.


Any quick hints on how to make t-shirt lettering a bit more realistic gratefully received.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)
# i hear there's a lower dribblepatch behind edmund's shed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# :)
You could try using some layer blending modes to try and give a tiny hint of texture under the lettering.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I tried that and they all either looked exactly the same or made the text invisible.
I only learnt the 'multiply' layer blending thing last night and it's already let me down.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# drop the opacity a bit
and maybe fuck around with the skew/transform/perspective type controls - to break up the linear.

not an easy thing to make look natural tho
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Yeah
I tried both of those too.

Make them less opaque - helped.

Mess about with warp/perspective - 'mess' is the right word.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I quickly did this is this is any help.... not perfect but it took two minutes and gives you an idea....
I duplicated you teashirt three times....
Made the bottom layer compleatly black...
turned the top two layers into lighten....
then moved the text with liquify.... hit both layers with dodge, burn, blur and sharpen and then adjusted opasity....
as i said two minutes work only but you gat the idea...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Liquify!
Good idea. (I don't know what dodge is but I'll give it a shot)

Thanks that man - wherever you are.


Edit - silly me. Dodge is the opposite of burn. duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Dodge tool is the oposite of the burn tool....
It lightens things... instead of darkening things....
So in you use it like a zebra pattern in a diagnall across the picture in conjuction with dignall liquify going up and down, in should look a little like bumps and dips in the fabric making it look a little more three dimensionall....

Edits.... you edited as I was replying...!! hahaha ;-)

Double edits... I hoped you marvelled at my spelling as I typed in a hurry.. !!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] /showing my age
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)
# haha
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# To tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement.

Click for +400 more thingies. Blimey, first FP in four years. Cheers Magic Donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# you big silly!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
# He he he
Dirty
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha lots of clicks so far today, this is no exception.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Wonderful!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# He he he!
I like!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# haha
woy yao and a kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# ah
tee
and a
hee
:)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Brilliant!
and clicked :-)

Well deserved FP
(spinoza, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# *disrobes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Simply marvellous!
Pssst, what about boyz n the hood? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)
# DEY BE BAAAAAD MUTHERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:32, archived)
# gah! you mind-pissed on me
did you sneak that in just as I was typing? *eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# *zips back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# You know I would have thought I'd have noticed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# way way way off to the left is boyz n the hood
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:32, archived)
# and simon cowell
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# pftt!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Ahahaha the FP needs a new layout god damn it!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# FP now! :D
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# 'tis a beauty!
*wipes tear frm eye*
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# good work as always sir
I love your graphic style
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Don't you mean...
"I love wildyles' hobbyhorse animations"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# that'd better be the errol flynn version of robin hood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# And what if it was Mr. Crowe?
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# i'd be homicidally disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ace as usual.
Where would you place The Hood, out of Thunderbirds, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# or the hooded claw from penelope pitstop?
left or right of boyz in da hood?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# This makes me think we should revive the detachable mediaeval hood, for several reasons
* practical
* optional
* can be added to a favourite coat or jumper
* doesn't make you look like a hoodie
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Haha... excellent.. I'm not so think today.. this one I gat...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I'm disappointed.
Can't believe you omitted the clitoral hood.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Jesus! Oh God! Jesus No! not the sing-along!! No!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Please..please anything but a sing-along!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# You either do the sing-along or you get the Nicolas Cage version!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Well, in that case...
*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# *sends in the bees!*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# RISE OF THE FURRIES
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Wicker man with Tits?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
top notch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# great work
even tough i dont know who the fat lady in red is
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Just someone from the Balamory TV series couldn't be bothered
replacing all of them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:33, archived)
# What I love most
is the feeling of warmth at the end of the show!
Clicky for Burnings
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll repost for the hell of it

(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# a pea in a new thread
You have ruined eastermas


*but I do like the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Well if we're reposting...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Fuck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# This
Gets me every time go go goatse
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# O.O
i choose you?....
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Haha!
The eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(tedweasel, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# seams ok to me
kittens, stool, shop and something else
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# You're not going to just shop pictures of Serial Killers and Kiddy fiddlers are you?
Grab a kitten and get funky with it.

Oh and don't forget to reply a bit as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# *feels inspired*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
Just going through the old family album first
(tedweasel, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
# and get funky with it?
*rings rspca*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] lubbly
I'm peaing this

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Childrens TV in the Far East

Noel's Multi Coloured Sweat Shop
(TitanLX, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# He runs it with a rod of iron
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# The ring!
Aaaaarrrgghhh!!!!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# *Flutters eyelashes*
Well hello.


Have you any idea what's going on with this here board.

I smell a bit of nastiness, Captain Howdy left and lully B3tards have been given a hard time.

It's all disconthingamyjigs.

Edit: Noel Edmonds needs his face smashed in.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Very good.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Ah the old classic Noel's Fwap Shop
(TitanLX, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I love Noel Edmunds wobbly-eyed cum face!
God, I HOPE ^^that's^^ not my random quote on the stats board!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I used to work for a company that had similar numbers to all the kids tv phone in numbers.
A colleague had a kid phone in once to give the answer to the competition, ignored the first part of the message saying who he was and only listened to the phone him back bit. The kid then left another message crying his eyes out after the winner had been picked, saying my colleague had promised to call him back in the message and how it wasn't fair he didn't win and it was all his fault..

hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)

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