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#
Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# and gay shift has started...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# it's the g'day shift/crossover
early
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# That's some sexy Matlock
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Thanks! Have another:
Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# HE'LL THROW THE BOOK AT YOU no but I mean literally
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Is this one of those 'one man memes'?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# "One sexy sexy man memes", surely?
[/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# sexy matlock makes jeff goldblum slightly moist
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# broken logic would therefore indicate that I am jeff goldblum.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# IN THAT CASE HOW DO I GET TO LEVEL THREE ON NINTENDOS I AM STUCK
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming up next on CBBC...



(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# ahahah!
and oof!

I love HH... Stupid deaths, stupid deaths...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Not actually watched it...
but alot of 'media' types and minor celebs are banging on about it.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Yes. This is exactly what occurs in surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhahhahhhhah oh shit
 
that's my kind of toap
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# When i'm cleaning windows:D
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10516052
(herman:D, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# "MOTHER"
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Gamera is really neat!
Gamera is full of meat!
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# More of this XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Oi! That's my job!
www.b3ta.com/board/10515164
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:21, archived)
# burying those fucking cockroaches on the corner of the street
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# With a banjo on my breast plate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# My gamera never lies any more
cos there's nothing worth lying for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# banjo turtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# So much heart and raw roar to these tunes it's amazing..
*does a flying click
(Sherbs, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Wowsers
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# You could get a quality band together
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Under da sea!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# quick n dirty
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# I'm hitting a RIS block?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I think they may be Druids!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Ok now I feel retarded for not seeing the obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Geologists have found Stone Henge is made almost entirely of RIS blocks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# c3po's arm mixed with the speeder engine
makes it look like a tuba.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# a tuba what?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# ooops
I forgot to airbrush it out....
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# :D
I do like stereotypical gangsters
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# The druid's name is Arthur Pendragon.
That is one of the coolest names I have ever heard... apart from, you know, Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, or General Charles H Bonesteel III (yes, these are real people)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# according to the BBC website
his full name is King Arthur Pendragon, by deed poll. Which I consider a bit self-indulgent.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:39, archived)
# oh hai popular punne
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# These are always good fun
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Ah, zalgo / garfield
one of my least favourite memes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Have a cdc instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# ouch...!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I only have the one (minus garfield)
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# *Fannies*
I liked the part where he died inside.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH! Cthulhu Flaghn!
It's Irish for "Gimmie a drink!"
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Photo + tattyshop = moody window
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# is that like the scary door?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Woo the window! Sort of makes my head hurt though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# fuck that is great
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Scary door?
which scary door
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# the one on futurama
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# not the one that leads to my bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# you seem to have spelt sexy wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# a bit less dramatic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# This one?

 Also Happy Birthday Ed Gale!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Apparently he was Howard the Duck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# IS
was
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Evening Mr WB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# "...but it must be your card?"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:11, archived)
# I'm clicking I like this
Just like that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:11, archived)
# whilst i find your common-or-garden prestidigitator to be most annoying
i rather like this little chap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# well I've just learned a new word
b3ta.com/board/10515685
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# But what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# it means to dig up potatoes quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I like Tommy cooper
an I like this
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# do you like paul daniels?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# not a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
nice try
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Ah....
so that's why she married the millionaire Paul Daniels
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# he just fished that card out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Credit to emvee for the original
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Seriously WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum is making you poop :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Reminds me of Eraser head
And I can't remember why
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Even if he's venomous?
which he appears to be.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# yes. even if he's venomous.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# That's a high degree of honorable dedication.
It's actually not foggy here. This is the first day this summer it has gone above 70 degrees. It's time to see if I can attract some crows.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# i'm going to spain on friday
i know i keep saying this, but i'm fucking excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# I wish.
My cousin just got back from a single semester course in something or other in Spain. Some kind of Arabic studies, I think.

Watch out for crazed cyclists. Vuelta de Espania is on. I'm pissed because I can't get coverage of the race.

No crows yet. Damn it's nice here. Blue skies!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)
# yay for blue skies!
oo, company's here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# *Inserts sarcastic and/or ironic statement here*
Also, neck sounds great.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# *flounces*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# cock sounds better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# This sounds like a better alternative
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Whom is watching whom to assume whom is watching whom ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# thinglols
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Keep absolutely still
Its vision is based on mastubatory movement.

(why is Goldblum appearing a lot on here today?)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# don't question it, just enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# There was a thread (now deleted) of Jeff Goldblum's head on Jim Morriseys body
on a Doors poster but with the words Poops apparently based on an old internet meme of 'Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop' and so it goes on...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# ohhh
is that the one that was deleted, in a flounce? I heard about that...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I thought it got reposted?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Fuck around!
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# nature finds a way!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
# quick upload the intergalactic multi-platform virus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Come on we all know aliens love the iMacs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I can't get a fucking ipod to work with windows
but Jeff can get a mac to work with alien technology, smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Knows binary source code and of course all extra-terrestrial technology has to be based on binary source code
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# ahhh I see
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
#
(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Probably booked himself a flight to Richard Bransons island
Oh wait........
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
# You'll burn for this.
Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# :D

(Magpies steal shiny things)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Yay for magpies........ salutes
One for sorrow, two for joy etc
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Three for FUUUUUUCK
Fuckpies.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Spot on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Thieving little bastards.
And the magpies.
psst....amateurs. Quick ninja edit, no-one will notice
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Armatures
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Immatures
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# :)
vimeo.com/7157051
(herman:D, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
#
aah excellent.. i fucking love maggenspies!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# .
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Arf..
it's a good'un
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# arf!
i always hated his lips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# hehehe


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# haha top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# This is wonderful nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# simple, to the point
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] "The ICs" is filmed before a live-ish studio audience



(I couldn't think of a plot, or punchline. Does it show?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# MASSIVE!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# A surprise plush cat
is always a good punchline...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# i'm waiting for the plush spanish inquisition attack
nobody expects those fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Damn monster in law !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Waiting for the entrée . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# i'd offer him an aperitif
but he's got enougfh teef as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# All the better to chew me up with !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
# peek a boo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I'll be the stew !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# waves
(herman:D, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Always the right time for see food !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Looks like he's trying to remember all the things on a conveyor belt in a game show.
Dammit man, there's only a tall roundy thing and a tall pointy thing.
It's not that hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# The choice is it's my friend !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# arriba!

www.b3ta.com/links/Gamera_vs_Guiron
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha... he looks to be enjoying that song..
* Joins in...

♫ Never Gunna Give You Up ♫ Never Gunna Let You Down...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# When I dance they call me macarena / and the Godzillas they say that I´m buena
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# when i dance they call me a spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Noon Smashy!
when i dance
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# g'noon to you, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Yeah...we know...
thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/a-crazy-dancing-chick-0.jpg?w=500&h=375
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
# far too coordinated to be me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# You better just stick to the Horizontal Bop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Aye aye ayyyyeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# best turtle everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# and it's his birthday
www.rattlebox.com/pickup/1184456/rb167ecaf81aa.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Lovely!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Haha awesome
I'll just leave this here if I may to get it out of my head...

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# 0_0
*cuts hole in bedroom ceiling*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# *suppresses urge to poop*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Ceiling Goldblum is watching you thread delete...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# NECK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I can imagine this head coming through that hole upon a very long neck
like something out of The Thing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
# did you watch that last night, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# *thing-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# He looks awfully smug in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# He's got a croissant up there too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I suspect he reads his newspaper like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# i love this more than anything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Hooray for Gamera!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# such a happy turtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Shake the Maracas, baby!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
# He's probably dancing to that new Lady Gaga tune


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# GAMERA!
He is a friend of children!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# friend or fiend?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Friend, to the point of fighting monsters that fire lasers... to save ONE child.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbGk2yo4-Ww
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# what a champ!
A much better role model than that cunt from pokemon that captures wild animals, keeps them confined in balls, then makes them fight other animals.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
# The 10 year old who is constantly hounded by two S&M loving adults and a talking cat?
He can fuck right off, kids can look up to a giant turtle monster... literally.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# reminded me of this
adam buxton's awesome "pavemon"

megavideo.com/?v=35ECFWOQ
(MonkeySpunkMoped, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Joyous!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# He be gotten all that jive !
spotify:track:6r2MVsVRx5myIHsXqVuIsZ (Hill Top by Johnny Nicholas)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# 'sup bro'
(link is not)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Maybe not but I be diggin' that Ol' Whole ^
spotify:track:2Ek7APjm4D4NOmBHNHnerg (Texas Strut by Gary Moore)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Haha.
I'll bet he's big in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Weee!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# This still makes me laugh
whenever I see it. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# The whole video is brilliant fun.
I want to GIF more from it, but it takes so long.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# You've got until Christmas
That's the season for GIFfing, after all.

*runs away avoiding frying pans
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Eventhough you've got, like... y'know... boobs and a fanny and that...
that's some terrible looping
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# I know.
But I find getting GIFs within the limit for here is very difficult, and they just fall apart.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# what's this off anyway?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# A video
a friend made. It made me giggle, so I tried to GIF some of the fun parts.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ahh... ok
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# one of the greatest things
I have ever seen here. Bravo Sir, Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# \0/
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
he looks so happy :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)
# That is some serious kind of wonderful
I wish I had the skills, time and source material - for I would LOVE to see an entire music video made out of such wondrousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha! And as nobody else has said it yet......
FP THIS NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# haha - wonderful
maraca action... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Awesome
would be great to see the band
clicks..groovy dance too
(Sherbs, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I Love that
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# yey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] sort of bindun now but caught by newbie tuesday...


Click for bigger (186 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Haha, great
welcome n00b, pull up a chair, shop a kitten, you'll never flounce
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Hooray!
Welcome to b3ta donny!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Haha very nice :)
And welcome to b3ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# whats the copper doing?
Nicely done, sir
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Needs more wine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# now that sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# the little man in the red and yellow stolen car
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Top entrance, Sir
Noddy has girly eyelashes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Nice one n00bie...
& Welcome to b3ta

In other news... 'Kate Garraway' What's that about?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Shut the fuck up Donny
You're way out of your element
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# thankyouverymuch
All very very kind - thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Nice Noob.
Can we keep him? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Let's take him down the vets and get him neutered first
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I like this!
keep up the good work, promising new person. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Arf!!!
Well done Donnymelad! and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, Donny
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Thems some naughty kids!
Lovelily done as usual Atom bomb
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# ^ Was this a true story?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# No,...but this was:

Word of advice: Stay in the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# * Stays in his boat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# The styx is made of sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Thanks for Charon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# LITTLE BOY, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
Beelzebop is such a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Top stuff!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!
Kids love Uncle DEATH.

Or are they screaming in pain?

He reminds me of a science teacher I had who would pull out the co2 extinguisher and blast the girls. He was later convicted of fondling same girls, and put in prison. I might add that he really looked like the devil.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# 0_0...well...school is Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I'm liking this animated approach to comic strips
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# It show nuff be gettin' crowded down sheer !
spotify:track:3BctNh0xQtWUCyc6gOOmlv (Livin' With The Blues by Johnny Nicholas)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# You can still get a nice cave on the south side.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha!
fantastic work, there.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# fantastic once again mr atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] "Thunderbard one to Thunderbard two...do you read me?"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
# hahar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# *shakes spear*
ha ha! Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# :)


(Danger - 11h30) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr-iawLvNr4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
#


Click for bigger (154 kb)

(Good Penny, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# I love his glasses.
:D

Edit: Oh that's Brains isn't it...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# you were close
www.b3ta.com/board/10515968
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Yay!
*adds Waspy's probable location to the b3ta file*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# haha, miles away
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# *adjusts file*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Ok that's it sunshine!
You're barred!!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# ney wai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# :D
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Klarnk


Klarnk - The restaurant
Klarnk - The milkman
Klarnk - Door knob love bag
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Yay for Kalrnk!
I would like to lick him!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# It's nice that Klarnk can make himself useful
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# He's a loveable scamp that Klarnk!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Funnily enough, i was just thinking of Klarnk
Hooray for him! Nice to see other enticing bits of his anatomy :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Yes, he keeps getting sexier, doesn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Klarnk's got a few private bits and pieces, which we'll get to see at a later date...
which we'll get to see at a later date...:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# he really should be used in a film
like cloverfield 2, except he doesnt go rampaging around NYC, he just quietly lurks and stares.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Sorry, Moley.


edit: and thanks taters!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha! That's great!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Thank you!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# WATER . . . this soup is so good that I'll have two fles in mine . . . CHOP CHOP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Barber shops and hairdressers are the last bastion
of crap pun-related shop names!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Some of them make you want to curl up and dye.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# That one's a real "Cut above" the rest
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I dunno
I used to pass a laundrette called "Washing Tons"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I know one that for many years I was convinced was called
Cunts on Parade
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Is it really called Cunts on Parole?
I think I know it.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Was ir really called
"Cunting Proles on Parole"?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# That, I like
*opens hairdressers*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# ha ha?
I'm sat here trying to work what it could have said?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Moley got it right
I think it was called "Cuts on Parade", but that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. It was in a place where I only ever saw it when very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Was it in Stevenage? Or Luton?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Biggleswade
I never go to Biggleswade sober
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I dread to think what your Google image searches look like
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Sometimes I think I hear Google sobbing....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I really like Klarnk!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Red is my favourite flavour, Klarnk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# :O.....*sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# These are great
but always succeed in making me feel distinctly queasy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# good question
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Since when was white the colour of happiness?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# what can you expect a kid to know?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Good point
My best mate just had a kid...it knows fuck all

It can't even sit up properly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Pfftt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Tue 23 Aug, 14:18
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# The time SKYNET became self-aware!
"Hmmm I wonder what would happen if I touch my circuitboard right ther... ooooo yeah! baby! ooh that's good!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hide your kids, hide your wi-fi
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# hide your dongle
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Bitches don't know about mah dongle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Dumb ass muthafucka ain't got no brains anyhow
shiiiiiiit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# What is that boy doing?
is he OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# just being a boy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I'm still wondering how he can speak legibly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# If you'll be happier, I'll ninj the pic with garbled text ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# he's eating a tin can
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Oh, right
well that's OK then
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Especially when you consider
where the young lady had the tin can a few minutes before...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Crivvens!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# well, since everyone is in a pedantic mood
I'll clarify that it's aluminum :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Is that similar to
aluminium but with a black top?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# is "aluminium" another of those words that Brits and Yanks spell (and pronounce) differently?
can't be arsed to google it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# It is
although unusually it's one that you lot got right
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# "you lot got right"
we aren't communicating well here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# haha, yeah, I could have put that better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Oh I dunno
I thought the "unusually" bit hit the mark ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# reading between the lines of these obscure remarks,
I have to assume that you (UK citizens) think that any different spelling of a word in another country is "wrong." If so, we don't see it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# it's a labor of love. It makes us quite colorful really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# There's a catalog of differences
we shouldn't over analyze or lose our sense of humor, nor should we try to maneuver around it, we should instead find center ground
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# that's how I see it--but I've been scolded too often by Brits and the like for using American spellings
(not that it would change me :D)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Quite a lot of them make sense, and are due to deliberate spelling reforms that took root,
mostly proposed by Noah Webster, the Webster's dictionary guy. For some reason, the reforms on long, impressive-sounding technical words were generally accepted, while the reforms on ordinary short words (like getting rid of the silent e on have, live and give) weren't.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_spelling_reform
Some of the differences are arbitrary, but it's difficult to find American spellings that are less rational than British ones.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I was going to say that
but it doesnt sound as good :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I think Jason Vorhees slained him
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# needs more vector filter
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# takes too much time and skill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I went to a cousins wedding at the weekend... in fucking Brussels!
I think it'll be the first and last time I ever visit that place
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# It is very different from other Belgian cities and towns

I don't like it much either, although I spoke someone lately who found some nice artdeco-ish areas.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I went to an
all-you-can-eat rib restaurant in Brussels. It was great!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Cat ribs or manatee ribs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Narwhal ribs actually
They tasted a little like owl wings. But that might just have been the special sauce rather than the meat itself.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I am annoyed I didn't plan enough time to grab a load of chocolate whilst I was there
got a bit left but nor much

and why don't we get such great drinks like strawberry Fanta in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I don't know.
When I'm in Belgium, I make a point of drinking some of the local beers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# white - because it matches the rest of the kitchen appliances
black - because it doesn't

^ and what they all said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# actually, it's all Queen Vicky's fault
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Why do people who aren't religious get married in a church?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Because they're cheap venues
to hire and they look nice.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# "tradition"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# why not?
I got married on a ship, but I'm not a sailor.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Are you a pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# yaar!
maybe I be...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)

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