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# I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# COOL, COOL!
why did this silly person own a car and where did it come from
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)
# same reason this guy does
www.guzer.com/pictures/car-tiny-island.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)
# well, duh!
that one is photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:06, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)
# it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)
# there was one?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:15, archived)
# they all died
true story
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)
# damb!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)
# sorry I should have warned about spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)
# weeeee
sploosh.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:15, archived)
# so your not heading to japan any time soon either
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)
# iz thiz a microwave game
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 3:28, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:18, archived)
# BWAAAAAARRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# A map i made for nationstates RPing on a forum 5 years ago
Meh, at least i posted a picture here now. I can ad a CDC if you like :)



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(Ghostboy the goggles do nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)
# that monkey, he looks like he cannot forgive
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# That's
cuz He has not humanism.
(Ghostboy the goggles do nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Careful now...
he might cut his finger.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# down with this sort of thing
(Ghostboy the goggles do nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# *puts it down and steps slowly away*
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)
# Nationstates
man, that's a memory
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
I can't even remember how it was played. That's how long ago it was. (also drunk, not that that had anything to do with anything at all)
(Ghostboy the goggles do nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# I think it dawned on us all how pointless it all was
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)
# The night owl :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StR-GmTKhVU&feature=related
(herman:D, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# I say,
thats a strong looking chap.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# STONG BIRD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# STONG BIRD IS DEFEAT A CHEEKAN WITH MIGHTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)
# STONG LIKE STELE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)
# STELÉ!
THE METALWORKING BROTHER OF PELÉ!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:23, archived)
# I'm a owle
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
# That's like a owel version of the rarely-glimpsed demon in the 1957 film Night of the Demon.
And none the worse for that.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSTA97Msls8 (trailer with virtually no demon in it...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
# SHIT -- HE'S GOING TO STEAL MY LUNCH AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)
# I R OWL

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# OWELS
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# 'O,O'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 3:29, archived)
# Foul owl on the prowl
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening all! Late one here

Probably bindun but thought i'd give it a go, it's late and i'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I seem to be using Tangled for a lot of compos these days...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] This would seem to fit here
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Is that spawn?
Brush and brush and brush and brush

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# pffft!
Hitman
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Love this one:D
(herman:D, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Mmmm, ..
scalp acid.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# The real Joker. Sleep well everyone....

EDIT/ Thank you Maiden, how tickled I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Whilst shopping this I could feel his eyes looking into my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# you should have been worrying about where his hands were
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Why so David Mitchell?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# apparently, this was the wrong actor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Why po-tato?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# *experiences samwise-related moistening*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# he looks a bit tron-like with those orangey stripes
Nicely done, toasticus.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I really like this.
It's good on so many levels.

I wonder if they have their own private army that kills people who make fun of their unhealthy empire.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# :D


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# that's rather disturbing
oh well, film time.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# There are two David Mitchells.
This one (the Tesco Value Ronnie Corbett), and the author who wrote Cloud Atlas, who is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# he is a very nice man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# OOoh have you met him?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# yes i have
covered for a glass collector one night at the pub my parents work in. he was doing his thing, he even made a joke about me. mum took him a drink at the end of his show, he chatted to her for a while. then he came ovwer and talked to us all. a very amiable chap indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# They should interview him
the chief b3ta people, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# i think he'd probably go along with it.
i've met julian clary and kerry katona, too.
clary thinks he's better than everyone else and katona is a nasty piece of fetid ring sausage who needs her head ventilating.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Ring sausage?
Is that one of those orange German ones that curves right round? They are not very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# the white german sausages are even nastier
but they don't hold a candle to that anal canker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Ugh, a white sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)
# had them in spain once
they had that weird, slightly fruity, off taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# well i saw peter andre in a matt black ferarri up the road from me the other day
i squealed and screamed in delight.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# you're a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# *something about jam buttys*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# *something about butt jam*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Woo Yay
That's utterly fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Nice woo pic
Reminds me I really should watch that again
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# nice Woo :)

(herman:D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Your's trumps mine fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent!
Watch me make this feather duster disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# haha!
spiffing
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Why so tickled?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Damn, thats good, can I add that on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Be my guest
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# :D
Cheers me dears.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# brilliant
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# That's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# burtons!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Miss Selfridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Nice yellow mouse-over thing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(CaptainMaak, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# hahahah excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# By jove!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Fucking :)

(herman:D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Hope I'm not too late for Real Photo Sunday!
My first attempt at HDR:





Taken at Seaton Sluice, Northumberland

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# real photo sunday is shit. give it up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# but...but
What if... I got on the grid at Silverstone last Sunday


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Then Met 'The Cat' on Monday night after track day?


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# is that you with the umbrella?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# She's just turned
16. it's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# only wrong if she's related to you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Your(?) bike has an interesting kick-stand.
Definite points for meeting Danny John Jules. More if you said, "FISH!" to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# That's not my bike
It's the Ducati 848 race bike for the in-house team at Ducati UK It's a standard single-swingarm rear paddock stand.
This shows it better



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Very nice
But I was referring to the curious pair of legs that had been grafted onto it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# oh right. You'll love this one then ;)
it seems a lot of extra weight to carry ;)



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)
# your hideous leathers suggest you work for mcn
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:06, archived)
# some of those rocks look like pork scratchings
i approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# that big rock looks a bit like ben grimm in profile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# other than real photo sunday being shit give it up, are these "real photos"
isn't hdri'ing them just a rubbish filtad when it's converted to a jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# ughh
I hate HDR. Looks really unnatural and wierd. Like its been shrink-wrapped and had the colours fooked with beyond recognition.
Not being cunty or the usual 'pour negativity on everything' that seems so popular on here, but ive always disliked HDR photography. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# That's OK
It's not to everyone's taste.

This is the first time I've tried it and there are so many ways you can process the images and so many different results. Some look better than others.

I don't think I'll do lots of these but it is quite facinating when you start.
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# hahahaha, there you go again
perhaps other people aren't being cunty and negative, they are just expressing their opinion like you just did ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# opinions make me cry :-)

(but mine dont involve hostility or swearing)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I think this a good example of HDR compositing
click me
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# indeed
nice and subtle like.

And it looks a bit gamey
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# The thing about HDR
is that cameras don't ever see like the eye does. No sensor has the range to see the same tone or colour range. Good HDR is meant to replicate what the human eye sees. So when it's done very well you don't notice. When it's done badly it looks like a spilled bag of skittles. ( is that the modern one? I was going to say smarties but they might not even exist any more )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Oh they still exist
But gone are the days of your childhood
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# nicely done
it's close to being overcooked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Since it's RPS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# o_O this is a bit horrific
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# yeah sorry
i rushed it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# He really likes it there!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] The world was a mess but his hair was perfect


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(champagnerocker, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Laid by white hens, I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# *kerb stomps into an omlette*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# *looks innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# go on - do 'malcolm eggs'
or the 'eggs files'

Its a veritable never ending series of japes.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# jason eggs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha
out of context, that just sounds brilliant as a name.

"Hi - my name is Jason Eggs" *hands business card*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# i'm going to watch that now
well, in about an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# its a good laugh, with lots of inventive deaths and one liners
i LOLed on the simulator bit with the sleeping bags
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# we LOVE pre-marital sex!
the liquid nitrogen face-smash was the most inventive death i've seen in a film for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# you made me want to search for that moment, just to enjoy it again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ5YPlcCzYA
and yeah, the face smash was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# still no youtube
but i'll be watching it later anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# can't be arsed
it's bow time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE MICHAEL EGGIS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Eggs men origins: Ovaltine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# saw that last night
liev schreiber got fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# i thought it was fucking terrible
im not much of a fan of american comic book movies, but it was really, really bad.

That liev shreiber is a good looking fella. Nice beard.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# it really was.
on the plus side, finally watched star trek tonight.
it did not suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# yes it was
emos in space
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# it could have been much worse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i didnt like that much either, though it was better than eggs men
Too much baffling cinematography (CONSTANTLY sweeping / moving cameras, too much lens flares etc) and some sci-fi movie cliches that keep bugging me, like why did the baddies have to LOOK evil, and have a big pointy EVIL spaceship, that was all darkly lit and EVIL inside?

I hate it when sci-fi film baddies look evil just because they are evil. I mean, really - what benefit does a baddies ship have being poorly lit, full of chasms and deadly drops, sparks flying and loose tubing?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# the lensflare was a bit much
but as to why the bad guys have to look evil, well, the american film board view the american public as drooling spastic shitcunts, so they try to make things as easy on them as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# What was up with engineering?
It looked like a 20th century chemical plant. Not even the Enterprise on Star Trek:Enterprise looked that bad.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# they were trying way too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# i thought the tech design on enterprise was excellent
futuristic, yet believable
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# It did come out looking right
Managed to appear like what it was supposed to be, namely a lower-tech version of the original series, and without a big-arsed wide diameter metal pipe in sight! Shame it got cancelled; most of the stories in the final two years were rather good (and a hell of a lot better than Voyager).
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# the xindi story arc was amazing, and i liked pretty much all of the crew members a lot.
It sickened me when i heard that bit in the new film where simon pegg killed porthos (archer's dog) in a transporter experiment. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# i saw x3 and that wolverine one
both awful. the franchise is dead
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I am the walrus
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# you're jamie hyneman?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# You know, I'd never heard of him before I knew you
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/57157?q=jamie+hyneman
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# the man is an explosion-loving enigma
he interests me in sexy ways
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I do actually find moustaches rather attractive
but I prefer the thin, Errol Flynn style ones
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# one reason i love errol flynn
the adventures of robin hood.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Gets a click.
& a larf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Saw this on FP and sprayed tea all over my desk. Quality stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I'd buy those
But only if they're cruelty free mind
(ElGranto, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)
# They miss the distinctive marker of quality
A proper swastika
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:14, archived)
[challenge entry] One for Thora


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(ElGuido, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I'd buy that Thora dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# what's wrong with her?
just lazy by the looks of it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# It's hard to see because of the angle
But she only has one (huge) breast. It's socially debilitating.

Thanks to Stannah she can descend the stairs with her secret in tact.
(CaptainMaak, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# and without jiggling
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I wouldn't be so sure
It's a bumpy ride

(CaptainMaak, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# thats more like the 69 steps
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# She's got pins and needles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Lay off
we moved in our house and it had a stair lift, we kept it and it is amazing for when I'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Aww :( I want one now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# it's awesome
every house should have one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I'll have a word with the landlord next time I see him.
Say it's 'new government regulations'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# just say youre a disablist
and that you also want one of those fancy walk-in baths or a wet room advertised by famous old people on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I could have the downstairs shower seen to as well, get it converted to a jacuzzi.
"Yeah uhh... I've got... eczema... a really bad kind. That can only be treated with a jacuzzi and vodka."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# and bikini clad asian babes
(but not if your name is michael ellis - he's not covered by the insurance policy)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Oh, of course :)
And I think the entirety of Japan want his blood now. He is the unforgiven one! *points finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# sod that
all i got was a shower and a bed bar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I bet you wish it moved faster though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Like the one in Gremlins?
Well... maybe not as fast as THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Simples...
Change engine to a V8. Set to Launch Mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# they should have done that in top gear when they did those experiments with a corvette engine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Should be able to get a grant from the council for the conversion
I assume the chair lift has already been upgraded to include cupcan holders?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# yeah a little
I might have a tinker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Except bungalows
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# some of those corridors can be quite long
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# get one of those airport / jetson style moving walkways
would be great for unloading your shopping into the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Massive counting problems
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# The stairlift is also directed by Alfred Hitchcock?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# As a young lad
I always assumed that this was a story about the 39 steps up to the royal box to receive the FA Cup at the old Wembley.
(champagnerocker, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] yaum..
(meer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!
love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# *may contain airline pilot's toes*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Ahaha, I want one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# mmmm *scoffs* pass me another hunk of co-pilot
(simpsons quote from a spoof of this film)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# *sat in mid air, a few feet away from sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Yes!
"Can’t talk. Keeping myself in a state of cat like readiness!"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha :D oh man, classic Simpsons is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# i really should get my box sets of the best series from my mom's and watch them again
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I think 3 to 12 were the best.
Sure, some new episodes can occasionally get a chuckle from me, but not rolling around laughter like the old ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# 2-11 for me - pretty close though. We both obviously knew when simpsons was going shit
for me, it was around the time where homer became a foot taster and when skinner revealed himself as 'arman tamzarian' or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
#
Up yours, children!
(UTB, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# trouble is, they started off on the wrong foot.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
#
Un poing.
(pahakyy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# not from japan


Click for bigger (83 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# why is it always mopeds in your images
and dancing teacups
and flying saucers
and.... etc...

Woocelsior sir. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# because i like them
good enough reason i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# i wasnt complaining - just being b3ta-y
keep up the good stuff, sire
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# you do have a point thogh,
i used to ask for suggestions on here for stuff to draw, i haven't done that in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# nah - think nothing of it. Everyone has their themes and personal preferences
You like retro mechanical stuff
I like pinup stuff.

Take requests from here, and people will just ask for squirrels with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# how about dragons for a change! i like dragons!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# That's awful
ly good, Amoebaboy! Still doing the models?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# just about, no sodding time to do anything
got a bit of time off next weekend so il be finnishing a bunch of stuff then.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Smashing piece of work!
I really love the stuff that you do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# i like his little socks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# they are rather cute
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# nice work meebs!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Fantastic
Is that scooter one of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# nah
i wish it bloody was
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Nice and clean!
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# nice lines
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] .
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(CaptainMaak, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I tried to make

The quality of the image

as shit as the joke.
(CaptainMaak, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# it needs more seams
and emo misunderstandings
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# well, it made me laugh
and it includes one of snooker's greats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# No, that's Dennis Taylor.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# *controversies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# 1/10/2011 never forgive


Click for the larger HD png
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# *misunderstands*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
#
いくつかのランダムな日本のがらくた
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# How very dare you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# so...
What japes have occured today then?
Is it over? I heard ALL of b3ta and THE ENTIRE UK is now an enemy of her.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# she/he was on earlier but is now smearing our good names across the internets
saying how we all abused she/he
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# And to think that was my gentlest skullfuck yet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# it didn't turn nasty till she started threatening people
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I have missed all that
and the flouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# it all got deleted as well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Moggy, I call to thee. Come back here and flounce before me.
Hear the lamentation of my women.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I expect more tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I'd be oddly disappointed if this were it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Plus, I'm in the mood for some lamentation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# do you buy Heat magazine?
Im hoping this IS it, because i dont enjoy seeing people go mental and make knobs of themselves in front of braying crowds in public or online. Morbid fascination with people failing is not really a good quality in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Oh no no no no, it's not that.
I just find the board's reaction can be amusing. The breakdown in general is something else.

Shame really, he/she seemed alright until yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I dont enjoy seeing people being overly hostile, sweary or troll-y. Im too nice to be super cunty to someone, unless they were being confrontational or an extreme dick
but i did find it rather amusing how this has become a meme of sorts, what with the whole cut finger / michael ellis thing :-)
Classic b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Yeah, that's the sort of thing I approve of.
I personally can be a right cunt to people, but only if necessary. I don't think this will ever get as bad as that. I mean, this one gives off a bit of a mentally knackered vibe.

But yeah, totally digging the 'unforgiven', cut finger and all that jazz. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ... and the gnashing of your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# thats's fare, I put her/him on ignore days ago, so missed all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# hm
Glad i stayed out of it then.

Im surprised that JJ piled on the ridicule too. Does that mean he is no longer her idol, or has it just made things even more complicated?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I think I'mma bail out for the time being now, act as an observer.
Mainly because my head is utterly fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# we need to install a flounce-a-tron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# But what does this device do?
Does it sound an alarm to warn of impending flounce? Automatically redirect flouncers to /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I already have a flounce sense
It tingles just behind my penis when a flounce is imminent
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I imagine that to look like a scrunchy encircling your genitalia
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# It plays dramatic exit music.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Probably the pinnacle of homoerotic 70s album covers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Keyboard cat in the corner of the screen?
I'm still convinced moggy was actually you, but I'm not sure you realise it. Kinda like a Tyler Durden scenario where you make alternate accounts on DA and b3ta without your conscious self knowing...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# If b3ta start making films... Flounce Club?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# it automatically detects massive flouncing and thread deletion
and sends a huge electrical surge to the enter key on the culprit's keyboard, causing them to spaz like a dying fish and lose control of their bodily functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# And a flounce news ticker for android.
Hard to keep up to date when you have kids and guests.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# i had guests, but they've gone
i'm not crazy enough to have kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# You go crazy
after you have them.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# can i go crazy without having them?
i just don't get kids, they're weird and unpredictable, with a side order of confusingly freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# How would you tell the difference?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# do you not usually have control of your bodily functions?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# yes. yes it will.
for now.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# The best make there is
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# To be honest do we know she's actually flounced?
She'll probably be back online again in an hour or so, once it's mid-morning in Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# i've got the wee mental on ignore
so i don't really care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I'm not putting him/her on ignore... too fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# the repeated deletions were pissing me off
mainly as i was already pissed off by being used by horseflies as an all-you-can-eat buffet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I think that's stopped for now... to be fair, I don't think they'll be back any time soon.
At least they won't stick around; they'll most likely post one thing then fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# i may take it off ignore, pro tem
but i'm still angry and itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I don't really have much problem with insects over here. Huge spider sat on the window though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# my garden is full of the fuckers
i don't react well to horsefly bites, i've got a scar on my ankle the size and shape of a £2 coin from my last bite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Fucking hell o_o now I see why you hate them. For me, they just fly in front of the telly an awful lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# it's not a good sign
when the nurse at the walk-in centre pokes your oozing leg and says "eeeeewwwwww!", before calling in another nurse to have a look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Ewww, nasty D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I'm with you on this
I find these little episodes highly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Flounceometer
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# *peeks out from under duvet*
oh fuuuuuuuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# you're big in japan, pal
but that's not hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# There isn't a single citizen of Japan
that will forgive him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# RISE UP, JAPANESE WARRIORS!
but not higher than 5ft 3, as that would involve wedge heels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# as a fan of japanese culture, and a regular visitor of the country
i dont think i forgive him either. He is a shame upon ALL OF THE UK.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah
Look what you've done.

You should perform Hare Krishna right now
*hands over sword*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# i think you mean hari kari
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Everytime somebody corrects my intentional Malapropisms
a little bit of me dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# don't worry about it, i'm a bit slow lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# this guy?
www.google.com/search?q=harry+caray
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# yeah, that's him
he's deadly with a steak knife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# swords over hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Uh oh
You're not going to perform Hare Krishna on your finger are you?

Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Where can I buy your t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# This


was requested earlier
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I was thinking of doing this XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha! THIS FOR FRONT PAGE!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Aw
come on now.. it isn't that good/bad .
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# :DD
lol that's quite good it is
(Roxon, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# It's only
quick and dirty.. took longer to find a suitqable gif than it did to whack that head in there...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I saw this whole train coming.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# bit slow indeed, have a sunday cdc

He has not humanism
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# That's a nice pump action.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Jonti, you massive ovaphile!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Well, how else are they going to get fertilized?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Silly Ho! Creme eggs are sterile!
Otherwise we'd get mutant chocolate chickens with tinfoil feathers!
Mr Weebl just does it to get that sweet, sweet filling. Still don't know how he produces the orange bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# CDC

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# I feel I should know what this is from
but I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# An old Dutch commercial for biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Ah - that explains its familiarity
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Impressive for a man of his age!
Nice CDCing
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)
# DANGERCDC
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I know it's bad form to post two in a row.. but the board is slow.


Berate if you will...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# *chastises*
Nah, it's all good!

Very Terry Gilliam!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Suprisingly,
that's what the Mrs said too.. so I shall take it as a compliment from you as well..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# That's what I use my statue of Augustus for as well
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Is there another use?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# They also make good hatstands
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Posting 2 new threads in a row is just greedy, you waste troll.
This is use the unfair way in group.
Apart from that it's excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Don't misunderstand me.
I cannot forgive.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# You aren't accepted the existence that yourself can't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# BWAAAAAAAARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# What is this? Two threads in a row? Where's your fucking humanism man?

Regardless, this is very pythonesque.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# balloons ! (and bubbles)

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Not apropos of anything really..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# hahahaha
you evil man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# You're not the first
and probably not the last.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# personally i'd tie her/him/it in a sack, drive to the harbour and......
oh, i better watch what i say.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Yeah, particularly if you were gonna say Pearl Harbour.
lacist
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# *ping*
your microwaveable meal is ready
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Contents may be hot after heating.
Meal may contain traces of bone, fur and collar.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# A "chicken tikka madras" from Lidl, then?
EDIT: Check this shit out. Passing it off as her own or something?

banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/JollyJack-s-New-works-261358887
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# A firm favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
# making 0 sense once again
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I think they're claiming the phrase is copyright. What a fucking weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# i'm not sure
it wanted to do it earlier www.b3ta.com/board/10557516

i think it's upset that JJ has done it and now thinks he is not human.

now jj cannot be forgiven.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Hopefully that'll keep them away from this site.
If not, well we'll see what happens. I imagine it will be full of flouncing, misunderstanding and making small red marks on fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
#
look what it's done to us!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# FUCKIN' HELLFIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
# christ, at this rate I'll have to do a crappy little gif for every b3tan that can't be forgiven!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# b3ta is pretty much unforgiven
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# lol, more cess for the pit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# sheesh
The good flounces always happen when I'm busy with other shit.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I missed the LS18 one, so this more than makes up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# that was classic
this one just seems...oddly sad.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Mm, it's like watching a wounded dog try and fight back.
A wounded, psychopathic stalking dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# haha!
A wounded, psychopatic, stalking, UNFORGIVING TO MICHAEL ELLIS dog.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# No other kind :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# That's special.
:ike the sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# She calls us "Waste trolls"
That sounds like some downmarket version of the Wombles
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# or maybe a unionised offshoot?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# waste troll, want troll
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Tips for a skinny waste
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# time waste for no man
or troll
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10557771
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# ha ha
this moogymong is funny
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# ok, I've been polite
but now I'm going to say it.

WE HAVE AN ATTENTION WHORE

The world owes you nothing. No matter what your past is. That is life. The future you make. You make. There are few with the right to blame everything on others. I doubt you are one of them.

edit: Also, I do not forgive those who cast evil at b3ta. ner.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# :O
i'm telling! quick tell the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)
# *rubs own leg with glee*
I keep a tub of it ready for such occasions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# if it had have been another forum it would have been told to commit suicide over and over again, with details.
it got treated pretty well here.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# aye, most places would have been a barrage of abuse on day one
followed by maintained abuse until gone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# At least we've been comparably lenient.
They're gonna get eaten alive if they keep this up elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# aye
it's not hard to at least pretend to be sane

I mean for all you know I could be sitting naked in eel guts* while typing this, but there's no relevance to anything that needs to be said on here.

*best feeling ever, btw
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# mindbleach please
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# No mindbleach


Will unspecified fluid & impalement do?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# this shall suffice
i'm off to bed, if there's any drama you can call me on the RED phone with this number 38822255 (fuck)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# nn
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Goodnight! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# You mean that's NOT normal? I always assumed it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# apparently no
who knew, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Man... well I feel silly now :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I imagine you suddenly spotting Klarnk amid the eel guts
looking up at you innocently and blinking
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# anything is possible now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
#
actually i did make a comment like that, well, i said "try making a noose" non-maliciously with an eye roll www.b3ta.com/board/10548955

looking back i feel stupid for apologizing.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# never mind
you can always be rude again in the morning :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# hahahaha
on with the cuntery
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# sally forth!
To vileness and cuntentment!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# i can make nooses
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# I blame the board Nazis
Where were they when she joined? She never read the FAQ. And continued to refuse to read the FAQ. And yet the Board Nazis let her get away with that.

Board Nazis were too lenient!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# What are you, the board nazi nazi?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Naaahhh.....
Just a Bored Board Nazi Nazi. Currently in training.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# HAHA Wtf why am I getting insulted across the internets
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# :o
don't you know how famous you are on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I wasn't nasty until she said I would die soon :(
and I posted this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# It's a little masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# This
made me laugh verily...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# This guy is an utter hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# No shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Pffft is moggygate still going on then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# yeah it's spread to deviantarts
JJ released a never forgive tshirt that poured petrol on the fire
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I don't have any humanism.
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I need that tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# She was keen to point out an error.

I'm wrong, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Check EBay
They sell it in tins.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Have you checked the fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# He'll get his revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Quick!
Throw a brick into it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# What worries me
is that the guy in the machine looks almost exactly nothing like me..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# You can't relate to him
and thus you don't really feel the full emotional weight of this .gif?

Personally I empathise most with the washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Me too...Yeah..fill me with your dirty washing...
<has no idea what he is talking about>
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooo
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# whats wrong with that penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)
# his tie fighter is broken
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] fresh and "optimised"...
nozenritten
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# hahahaha
my fave is the one about optimization
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)
# This is somehow fucking with my eyes >.< it's twitching!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# I would like a "The Boss is a Cunt" tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Cant... forgive... 'u','u'
'u'lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# 30 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# eek! don't use goto!
there could be java "programmers" on here

you'll only confuse them! :p
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# that would be a basic mistake
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# I pride myself
on always programming with gotos on the off-chance that someone else will come across the code and have a heart attack.

Plus it's often a lot easier to do that than to think of some clever "modern" way of achieving *exactly the same fucking thing*. PAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# of course, without "GOTO" or equivalent
computers.
wouldnt.
fucking.
work.

So spork them all in the face with a spork!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I have published papers
with results based on a shitty Euler integrator structured like this:

10 CONTINUE
...shitty Euler integrator...
IF (some arbitrary exit condition) GOTO 100
GOTO 10
100 CONTINUE

science is doomed
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# do it all using a single instruction cpu
:D

that'll show those bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Well, I very rarely parallelise
Fed up of having to insert atomic calls everywhere and see the code slow down to the slowest thread, UTTERLY removing the fucking point in the first place. Some might say that this is just a sign of me being shit at parellelising code, and they'd be right, but fuck them all with the OpenMP manual.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I've never done any of that stuff
maybe I should learn something from within the last 20 years :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)
# you certainily should
lolcode.com/

the programming language of the future

edit: sample code
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE



fuck me i'm such a massive nerd

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# heh, might get round to Z80 at some point
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# I hope you like juggling registers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# meh, it's piss
they are all much the same

just some have those occasional functions that mean you don't have to do lolcarry everything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# thems
the breaks
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Woo.... What have I missed?
Is Micheal Ellis that mad Japanese Lady-Boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# no Micheal Ellis is fight for and or against justice!
Micheal Ellis

he cannot be forgive!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
#
彼は科学と小児性愛者やサイコパスを破壊する！
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# :D It works!
彼はb3taに値する英雄ではないが、1つは、それは必要....
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# now that's the power of noncesence!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# It's true
The keyboard smells of hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I suddenly feel very suggestive :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# See those eyes on her drawings?
Webcams.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# These truly ARE the Paedoph Isles!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# You fucking wish, sugartits.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Michael Ellis found Moggy's horrible kiddie-porn-ime pictures
Then the rest of /board jumped in attacking he/she/it/them.

Moggy never forgive Michael Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# And she made a tiny cut on her finger to prove her point.
I get bigger cuts on my arse sitting down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Has someone informed the site mods where they are posted
I hope so if they are that horrible, should get them taken down..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Either that account was administratively closed where they were hosted, or they closed it themselves
Either way, they be gone
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Bravo \o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Well Jahled got some screencaps as evidence, so when Fraser's back from his holidays, shit should sort itself out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# No mate
I got screen grabs of this place
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Oh I thought we were talking about /board. My apologies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# No worries
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Michael Ellis 1/10/11
Lest we forgive
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# in ower harts ... wid de angels
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# This needs a profile badge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I know but I can't be bothered, can someone else do it please?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# This burden I shall take to the gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# *wipes away a manly tear*


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# To pastries new...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
# DAMN YOU MICHAEL ELLIS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# That's a subtle bit of animation
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# it could have been so much better, but then I realised I'm too lazy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# nice screen work
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I'm so glad
that I dont go by "mog" here on b3ta like I do in some <cough> other online establishments.. that would be awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# lol, awkwardness
innapropriate touching

broken wineglass

oh dear, it all goes wrong :)

no wait, what? :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# That wineglass
put a very nasty nick in my thumb I shall have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# can you ever forgive?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# If you were Michael Ellis
maybe....otherwise, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# alas, it's always the way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# just noticed the blood, hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I like this, I like it alot.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# but poor micheal ellis
can never be forgive!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Maybe he is just being misunderstood...
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# maybe he accidentally the
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# accidentally the whole
am doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I don't know
it's hard to tell
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# This should be the next image compo
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# I fucking hope so!
But what would the subject be... just Mog in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I'm sat on a gold mine of poorly animated fingers!

It's probably getting old now though.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Well you never know, we may get a semi-relevant compo next week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# secret finger-based missile silos.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Needs more goatse hands
(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# heheh :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# HAHAH :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] K Billys Super Shaves of the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# YOU DIE SOON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I TAKE YOU WITH ME
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# BANZAI!
BETTING........ENDS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# YOU WIN PRIZE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# They didn't specify when 'soon' was.
If 'soon' is, like, 100 years, then I'd be fine with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)

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