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# I think it deserves its own thread...

thanks for the inspiration cochese - fuck I need to get some sleep
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)
# nice to see the fear missing from the lineup
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)
# heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 4:07, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 6:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:16, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# fuck.
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Just sticking a bunch of memes into a pic is no guarantee of quality
Trust me, I know :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Uncle Death is not a meme...yet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Bizarre cult controls US currency
thedailycricket.com/2011/10/09/bizarre-cult-controlls-u-s-currency/
(bobbybou, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)
# FUCK CUNT BASTARD BOLLOCKS
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)
# you want that way -------->
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)
# If you put that up on the links board, people can vote on it if they like it, and it may make it into the Newletter.
If you put it on here though, everyone will think you're a cunt. Sorry dude, don't shoot the messenger though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)
# *shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)
# he appears to be a spammer
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:26, archived)
# oh noes not another cult
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 6:12, archived)
# The regulars over at b3ta.com/talk are having an Open House today and eagerly await your company
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# I think you picked a good Alice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# :P

(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
# arghh!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
# is not safe of the internets!!
also - the only cunting picture of you on the internet I could find was 38x38 pixels. I didnt even know they made cameras that small.
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)
# i took the picture with a toaster
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
# a happy toaster?
or an emo toaster?
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Each one was selected for their uncanny resemblance and a general feel good vibe.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:50, archived)
# The youngest one a buttprostitute.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# let me drop my shopping off, then i'll be right there
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Warning, may contain nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# budgies!
but they were prepared in a factory where nuts were handled


which gives me the idea for a joke
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Where I post defines me.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Do you post on a dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)
# a gym?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:24, archived)
# They look well friendly
Sign me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 6:12, archived)
# Is it wrong that I would do 3 of those?
4 at a push?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I've been nosing though talk the last week or so...
They are the most mean spirited humourless people on the internets!

It really can be more inane than facebook at times! SHOCKING!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# ...and it always smells like dirty feet in there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# goodnight
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# That Val Kilmer is very talented
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
# He looks a bit put out at being photographed to be honest.
Blood paparazzi
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)
# BLOOD PAPARAZZI
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 5:57, archived)
# HAVE A SHIT IF U CAN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
# lol
looks like hes about to be sick
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# HE'S JUST CHEWING
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:01, archived)
# NEEDS MORE EARFLAPPING
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# i think he agrees
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
# I always retract my hair and ears when I agree, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)
# NO CAN DO, BRO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# :D have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] god you lot are a bunch of miserable old bastards.... :D
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# aside from yourself obviously...
aside apart
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Apart? Hell, 100% misery*.
*only he'll laugh here and everyone else will ris like hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# i still don't know whats better, apart or aside... need that missphotoshopbitch to tell me
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
#
forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=2051199
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
# I was seriously reading that until I saw Kieth Bradford.
then I thought... fuck.
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
# jesus christ that baby's fat!
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# i like when he twirls the smoke around
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Hmmmm
www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Margaret_Thatcher#Margaret_Thatcher_and_Philip_Morris
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Sorry for the hijack, but I'm not going to start a new thread for this.
I believe it's tradition upon buying a graphics tablet.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
#
graphics tablet paint for windows 98
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
#
graphics tablet paint for windows 98 95
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# My strike didn't work.
Never mind. It's an itch scratched.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
# i'll pretend I knew which bits you were going to strike out
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Woo! cdc
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Well you certainly nailed the three hairs per ball. A few constructive criticisms if I may.
The hairs are a little long and not very curly, they look more like cat whiskers.
The shaft is clearly two shades of magenta.
The urethral meatus is too wide (apologies if yours actually looks like this)
There is no line to distinguish the bell end from the shaft
Some jizz coming out the top would be nice, although I appreciate it's difficult with a pale background.
Also just for an added touch of flair a bit of veinage would be good
(For advanced level try signing your name in the veins)
Otherwise it's pretty good effort.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
# pffftt
urethral meatus
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)
# No qualms with your comments
apart from the magenta. Just the one shade. Picked from PdN's extensive colour wheel.

Thought about jizz and veins, but went for simplicity.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# less is certainly more sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# also, you can't have too shades of magenta
c'est impossible
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)
# I'm only misserable because I'm watching Steve Coogans' live show on channel 4.....
I wish he would just make an Alan Partridge movie then go away for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Wake up!

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# lol!
I'd like to clean her pipes...
(men boles Benea, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Well, at least she's flexible.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Ooh naughty Mr Would
Hoping for another FP with this?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Hello,
sweetpea x
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# They'll have trades description folks on that!
It's clearly too fat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
#
needs less pipe cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Fewer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)
# you're right!
It needs less fewer!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# needs more lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Stick with the Geri Halliwell one, it's easier to clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# my little fuckpig
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# And here I thought that was your pet name for me.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# my little twatterfuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# this should not be arousing my wank valve...
i need a shower.
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Posh Spice is pregnant I hear
Yes - she's eating for one
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I never figured out why he was in such a rush....
HE WAS IN A TIME MACHINE!!!

pans at the ready please.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# jesus christ
don't you have any decent fonts?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# FFS!
I was told to use comic sans, I used comic sans! I can only blame your monitor....

*skulks off to dafont
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# you can never go wrong with Jokerman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# $40????
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
#
www.searchfreefonts.com/font/jokerman.htm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# OOOOOOoooooooo
Balls to dafont!
*damn it!
Where the hell do you click to get it for free? they where all links to pay sites, and I downloaded SWEET.I.M.!!! on one click! grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# ha ha!
hmm. I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# found the bugger
resources.bravenet.com/free_fonts
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# cool! good find
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Just a trawl through google.....
Hands down the best website for free copyrighted materiel.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Even with comic sans there are rules
keep it small, keep it CAPS and use bold sparingly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I think bold might be my downfall with fonts....
Just checked and the button was ON!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# gotta be BOLD always
max it out! Drive it like you stole it. ALWAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Treat your women like you treat your fonts, son
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# In Universal Type Server
with daily backups and tightly controlled user account access?
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# goddamn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# ^ this....
How long have you been waiting for me to post so you can pop that wee bugger up then?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# fucking AGES! :P


EDIT: but I did promise myself I would only post it, if you put something shitty up.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Hey!
I worked for at least 3 minutes on that bad play on words!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# stay out of my arse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Now will you do my Tim Thumb idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# I do hope my thumb doesnt become a meme,
I'll have to wear a glove like Jackson did!
I just want my thumb to have a normal life and not be hounded by paparazzi!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:50, archived)
# *slaps*



Someone should do a "Back to the furniture" one.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Always remember to switch your woo off at night
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Back to the futon?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Could
work.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] What's that Dip?

The oviraptors have got out of their cages?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Full of protein.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Proctine...
The scatman's bedtime drink
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# haha
this is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Apparently happytoast has entered puberty, painted his bedroom black and is plugged into My Chemical Romance
After emerging from this chrysalis I imagine he'll become emotoast



Apologies for shitness of the image and ripped off source pic, but hey ho, we can't all be talented fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha - You loon...
Emo Toast FTW!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Feck me I'm blind
It's candles day for you and all I could see was the frying pan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
#
still just the frying pan. It's mesmeric.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Happytoats FTW
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Can't rival yours :)
But here's a pea anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Spongebob Rare(bit)pants?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Cheesebob Meltface?
Not sure really...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Spongebob SimonWestonface
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Move your feet


Always think of this when I see Happy Toast

from here
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Heheh, nice gif
But needs the moneyshot
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# He didn't like my picture. This made me sad.
I think this emo strain's contagious, people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I'm trying to just shrug it off
One hell of a shit week has finished for another to begin.
Think drinking through it's the only way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# It hasn't been the best start to a week, must be said.
Should be an alright weekend though; heading back to Manchester to have a sort of early birthday night out thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Whereas I have a weekend full of work ahead.
Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Sucks :( I've got to get this project done by this time next week, and it's just not going anywhere right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I could trump you with my tales of woe
Seems I have the sadim touch at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I can't say I've put my sadim touch into practice as of late.
Unless you count yesterday, when I trolled a female friend trying to turn into a guy.

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I'm intrigued.
How is she 'trying to turn into a guy' ?
Also, please describe the trolling in lurid detail.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Hair cut short, drawing facial hair... I know some strange people.
Keeps claiming she has a dick, and says anyone who says otherwise is blocked on FB, like she expects us to roll with the fact she's completely fucking mental.

"But you haven't even got a dick" I said.

I didn't say it was exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Drawing facial hair - brilliant.
Have you seen the episode of Beavis and Butthead where they cut bits of their hair off and stick it to their faces?
You should suggest she tries that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Hahaha! Forgot about that :D
It really must hit home when a plan from Beavis and Butthead trumps one of your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
#
she might just keep one in the fridge for emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Uhhh...
*puts on chastity belt*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
#
Although she may have an inspired idea.
Before going through painful, irreversible surgery, try cheap, wash off alternatives and see if you like it first.
I mean, if you don't like the biro facial hair you just wash it off, hormone treatment may require more effort to back out of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# She claims she's taking hormones, but if that were the case she'd have REAL facial hair by now.
She's all talk, I'm surprised she's made an effort this time round.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
#
you could always get her some of these
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Pink moustaches?
Sounds like a pet-name for something very different indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I felt like shit yesterday
Sulked most of the day, complained about the world, put myself down, put everyone else down, went to the gym and thought it all sucked, did some work and thought it all sucked, cheered up a bit and then got in a blazing row with my flatmate.

Today it all seems really good. Swings and roundabouts.

(Plus I really like My Chemical Romance - or the first three albums, at least. The most recent one's shit.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Their first album's not as good as their first album.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Their first album
is about what happens when your town gets invaded by vampires. Since I'm a colossal nerd this appeals to me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I've never really listened to them, just seen a bit of footage of them at some festival.
So I had no opinion either way about them. But an album about vampires sounds like it would suck.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# :)
I think most people would agree with you.

Also, their lead singer is an irritating cock.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I can't say I've heard much of MCR recently.
Most of my shitty mood is derived from the fact that the project I'm currently working on is dull as dishwater. No motivation for it whatsoever. Might be alright after tutorial tomorrow, but I'd give it a 50/50 chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I've got two projects to finish rapidly
and a job to apply for. This is why I'm sitting on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I could do with looking for a job, even though I'm tied down with uni work.
Might have a look once this project's done and dusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# I have a job but an opportunity's opened up that's far too good to miss
I've got maybe a 5% chance of getting the job, and perhaps less, but I've got 0% chance of getting it if I don't apply so shoot for the motherfucking moon, that's what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Go for it; there's always a chance.
I guess the reason I haven't looked for one recently is my lack of motivation; last job I applied for was Wetherspoon's, they brought me in to work for a day then told me to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# How long have you got left?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Left for what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# uni
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Oh right.
I've just started 2nd year, got a 3rd year to go yet.

People have said I should get a job, but others have said I shouldn't, what with the amount of uni work involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# if you've got enough money
sod getting a job
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Mm, just started an overdraft now.
Interest-free, like, but I feel bad with every penny I spend. Here's hoping I get enough money from my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Careful you don't break it
or leave buttock-prints
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# the internet's tough
it can take it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I'm listening to Bauhaus right now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Bela Lugosi's dead
best track they ever did
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# By a country mile. Whatever that is.
Must have been annoying trying to keep a band going with that albatross round your neck.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Dark Entries was very enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I'm not saying I didn't quite like some of their other records,
but BLD was a very hard act to follow. Impossible, even.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I know. Once you reach the summit, there's only one way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I might move on to the Smiths because Heaven knows I'm miserable now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Too cheery.
Asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Mohinder, baby! Mohinder.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jyv5KO_euc
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Ahhhhhhgression!!! \o/
White Zombie always cheers me up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# I do often covet that guy's wife.
I kind of like these guys. Maybe too droney.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-GGaSTz2fo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Pete Burns has gone too far now with his plastic surgery!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# And he's upgraded now
to a coat made of monkey FACES.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Pure gorilla! what a fooking moron!
And he thinks he is an intellect! after PAYING to look like that!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I wonder how many years it'll be before he looks like the Duchess of Alba...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
#
1 2 3 4 I DON'T WANNA LIVE NO MORE (amazing song, not emo)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# i've seen the future...the future looks black
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# that album never gets old
ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Thanks for that link. o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# nay bother, nay bother
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Angry thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# METAL
\m/ >_< \m/
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# has there been another flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Not a flounce
so much as public unhappiness.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# EMO TOAST
SMEARED IN STRAWBERRY JAM

LIKE SO MUCH BLOOD AND DEATH

THE KNIFE CUTS THE TOAST

WITH IT'S HARMLESS EMPTY BREATH

COLD, UNLOVED, DAMPENED TOAST.

NO LONGER WITH STRENGTH

NO LONGER THE WILL TO BOAST

A SADNESS IN THIS SLICED BREAD LENGTH

THE FEAST WASTED

FLUNG OUT TO SEA

NO JOY OF BEING TASTED

AT NOWHERE ON THE COAST

WHAT TRADGEDY BE.

I'm going to stop typing now as I'll want to die if I actually continue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I posted this for Happytoast
2 years ago. It still applies, and hope it helps Toasty. :)
www.b3mused.com/audios/194/more-hills.html
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Creationists would struggle to argue their case, though I doubt that would stop the good people of Westbro Church.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# The one on the left (as we look at the picture), appears to have a dick?
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# happy candle day
Did we get a picture of you in a stripey jumper this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
#
sorry


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# People know what God is thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I know what god is thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# is it, 'I fucking love a good cameltoe'?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# No, that was Mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# well, mofaha is a god in his own way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# You better delete that. He will use it against you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# fuck! it's nibbling away at my soul
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Too late! FUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I know what people are thinking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# That's paranoia.
*points and whispers to others*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# you're talking about me -- i can tell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean
I'm not going to make a dress from your skin.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# They're thinking,
I should ask mofaha about what type of Super Spring Collections joke he likes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# You know, until yesterday I was going to ask you about Super Spring Collections, next available opportunity
but now you just keep going on about it and I don't think I want to
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# "Hello, I'm Louis"


"I guess what I'm trying to find out is.... why do you hate dinosaurs so much?"
(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I always fancied the one in the blue shorts.
Dirty right wing bit of dino fearing talent.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
#
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Personally I prefer Jael (the one in Phiw's pic up ^there^)
They seem like such nice people apart from one...massive...MASSIVE problem with being fucking nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# They're all nuts....
....just different grades of nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Totally brainwashed by the old weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
..................
(herman:D, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# excellent
more steps...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
needs a bigger offset, how about.............
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
............................................................
(herman:D, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# That's fab - you should have done it that way along
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Bamboozled!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# fight! fight! fight!
right, i'm going to bed. you lot play nicely while i'm gone, d'you hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Night Smash, enjoy the bed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# What a tosser!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Hoo-Waa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# WWF
Always wondered why the World Wrestling Federation had a panda as their logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Philosophy really
How can so much pink be too little?
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# That doesn't add up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# put away those fiery biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I'm trying to cheer up depressed/suicidal people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# it's not working
i HATE pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# You should visit talk...see what they're up to...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i'm not that crazy
i'm just tired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Is that from the upcoming Super Spring Collection?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# B0-!!I!NG !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Ha ha...much improved.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# DAS NOT AUTO...DAS GUUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Now that's some desperate ad space selling.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10567879
(herman:D, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# auto erotica
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Vulva Wagen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# trying to think what W would stand for - like C&A on knickers...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Warts?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Whore.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Volkswagen Audi Group
VAG

How appropriate :)
(redlineit, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Pass the cream..

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Like This:D
(herman:D, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# NSFW !!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Yo Dj spin that shit!!
....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# cha-chingg!!
wowsers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ..................much better than Flan.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Ha ha...how did i miss that?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# LeChuck's beard!
Still alive and wriggling
(SquidHead, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
There goes the no claims...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# The should have had it repaired when it was just a chip, then they might have avoided paying their expensive no claims bonus.
Plus the dinosaur would be busy eating the autoglass man so they could escape.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha!
*resists pointing out that it's clearly plastic*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Now look what you've done...
*cancels xmas*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# but i've already ordered the turkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Stuff the bloody turkey!
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# i will
with MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I thought you was a laydee?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# yes. i like meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# So...you're gonna stuff the turkey with someone elses meat!
I get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# lucky you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# They obviously blew the budget on dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# typical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Is that supposed to be some sort of transparency joke?
I can see right through you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# that's my reflection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# no it's a real dinosaur
you're obsessed with plastic...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
#
plastic latex
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# and your point is?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# electrified
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Just one word - Plastics
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# plasdicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Yeah, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
#
plexiglass repair, plexiglass replace
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# It does the job though
Good work Twisty!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# cheers DMpB
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# :D
Tried replying three times now, something wrong with my browser :/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# "Autobrowse repair - Autobrowse replace"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Chewy on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# ARMADILLOS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooooh.... political....


Note: This is one of those moments where reality doesn't quite match up with imagination.
(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# didn't your mother ever teach you to wipe your arse properly?
you've clearly got cleggnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Too soon
It's only October
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# yeah, I'm not sure either now.
(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I think it should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Although the dinosaur and Hulk Hogan clearly collaborated on this project
Dino is somewhat hogging the camera here.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# hogan has just retired, hasn't he?
fucking musclebound ponce that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# look at the arse grab in the first frame
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Looks more like a thigh slap
But fourth frame, you can't really see it but I reckon Hogan is reaching round to dino's butthole.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
#
here

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Gotta admit...
...It's better than Cloverfield.

Or that bastard remake of Godzilla.
(xaer0mancer, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# i love Cheeeeese .Kelly
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Too much personality!
Too much smile!
Too much motion!
Too much Barlow!
Too many screams in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# not enough flaming pisshammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# there are never enough flaming pisshammers.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# sad but true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] probably bindun (I haven't been massively dedicated in searching).....
(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# The original?
It's that Portal game, with the lovely song at the end. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# no, i mean what is it a picture of?
i can't see it well enough to make it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Oh, sorry. It's a dinosaur; a Diplodocus, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# ah.
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# credit where it's immensely due
It's claimed to be a Brachiosaurus

graphics.stanford.edu/~munzner/dinos/d2

"A veggiesaurus Lex, veggiesaurus!"

(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# that's MUCH better!
i love that film for its goldblum content, but that fucking dinosaur snotted all over that kid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# the MOST irritating moment in cinema history
has to be where Lex is busy 'hacking' while Alan and Ellie are holding back the door to stop the raptors getting through, and Timmeh is just slapping the back of Lex's chair instead of fetching the shotgun for one of the grown-ups.

Gah, I'm annoyed just thinking about it.
(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# they should have fed him to the raptors
that would have bought them some time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# It's also really stupid at the end, when the T-Rex bursts in and picks off the first raptor
and the second raptor attacks the T-Rex. "Yes, I'll give up chasing these defenceless humans and have a go at this thing twenty times bigger than me that's just eaten my mate"

Deus Rex Machina.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# that's why they died out
they were fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Asciisaurus?
Also known as the RISosaurus.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha, very good!
Something about cake.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# This person is more talented at ascii dinosaurs than I....
As such, it's only right I show some link love:

graphics.stanford.edu/~munzner/dinos/index.html

(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Last update Mon Sep 18 19:23:16 1995
Blimey.
(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Fucking hell. I was 4 YEARS OLD then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# showoff :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I was 10.
I've just checked what PC games I'd have been playing at that time, and this was the week before Fade to Black came out.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fade_to_Black_%28video_game%29

"Don't shoot! I'm just the chef!"

But he wasn't just the chef....
(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I think I had a Mega Drive and SNES around then.
And was that game on the Playstation as well? I think a friend had it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I think it was indeed on the playstation....
According to this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1995_video_games

It was also the year Destruction Derby came out.

Now THAT is a game that needs remaking for today's graphical capabilities.
(phiw er...., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Ahh, any gamer worth their salt's had a go of that game :)
And indeed it does! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so fuckin cuddly now am i !!
Photobucket
(Clockwork Assassin crazyade.blogspot.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# My dad was a bastard you insensitive dinosaur!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# My bastard Whato -Jeeves was insensitive you dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# My bastard was insensitive you dinosaur dad!
EDIT: Pindmiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# nice blood splat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# So Rex, how did the pig taste?
Too peppery.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# "Dine-saur"
It's fucking dining now, George.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)

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