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# Sorry


But it was easier than drawing him 'in the midnight owl'.

Fixed
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I thought the cry was 'More!'
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# And it used to be about peanuts
in an advert they stole the music for as well.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
#
In the midnight owl she cried- "more, more, more"
With a revel yeah she cried- "more, more, more"
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I get where you're coming from, but it was a rebel yell, wasn't it?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# very much so
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I usually yell when I get the coffee one.
Also, has someone deleted a thread? Where's that picture of Lennon and McCartney gone?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# apparently it was nsfw
i'm guessing self moderation/too lazy to link
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Ah right, it had a 403 on it last time I looked.
I don't think Imageshack were too impressed. They've blocked some of my stuff before.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# they deleted henry in mankini from my account
which is why i started using b3tards
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Sweet Zombie Jesus!!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Yay for angelic zombies
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# *goes to watch madness*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Wonderful
Made me think of Electric Jesus Corpse by CM III
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Hahah! I'm quite tempted based on the reviews:
"He writes like the director of a horror film who has spent most of their production budget on making sure the blood sprays long, hard, and far. Electric Jesus Corpse loosely follows the story of Jesus and the apostles, or at least what their story would have been if they lived in a post-apocalyptic, zombie infested landscape."
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I've read quite a few of his books
it's all a lot of enjoyable nonsense. Electric Jesus Corpse is one of the better ones, the main thing wrong with most of his books is that they're very short and overpriced.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# ^This
Might try some.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I recommend starting with "Satan Burger"
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Might be worth a read
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# oh hai happy toa.....
no wait, what?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Graargh!
I am the light of the world, now give me your spicy brains!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# He's gonna save us.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Woo zombies
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Seeing this mortal wombat stuff
Vote now

A) It's some injoke and we're really enjoying it, mods should ignore it
B) Ban this account and move on: b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=90948

EDIT: Banned
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Ignored the account anyway, but I say get the banning hammers out.
It pushes people's hard work into the archive, and even now that I've ignored the account, I still don't think you get the stuff that's been pushed off back on the board.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Err
Surely you can see their IP address and see which 'regular' is having a spasm?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I only read people complaining, is it not just some attention seeking troll?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'd go for B, but it's one of his throw-away accounts, banning it isn't going to do that much.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# It's the principle of the thing dammit!
Let it slide this once, and before you know it it's anarchy!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Or C: Maybe it's leg had just grow.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# i think we should burn their neck.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# ^ this
Edit: Also - is that creepy Japanese JJ-stalking Paedo still around? I was kind of hoping they'd go away soon.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# i think so
it usually takes somekind of police intervention to shake those people.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# 'fraid so
it seems that a few people like her and actively encourage her to post more.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Banning is too good for them.
They should be blurter raped with the rough end of a slowly rotating pineapple. And not in a nice way either.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# There's a nice way?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Ooo, I'm all tingly just thinking about it.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# blurter rape
one of the 3 most serious forms of rape
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I'm fairly sure its not a joke as no one is laughing, even it. So go for B
but won't it just sign up again and repeat offend?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# C) Nuke them from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# ^ what she said.
And that'd be D)....
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# No, D is cover him in jam and spunk in his eye.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# *sigh* Oh, alright, E) then!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Piss
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I think it went beyond "LOL-wacky comedy account" into deliberately disruptive.
I vote ban.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Are you saying this with your genuinely happy face..?
*prod prod*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Actually I wear a mask these days... A vintage William Shatner mask, painted white :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Ban retrospectively, block IP address, nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# He's mostly busy at half term
Mostly
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Eh? wharrivimissed?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# ^this?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# There was stuff, things happened, and then some people reacted.
It was epic, man. *tokes*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Page after page of empty posts by Mortal Wombat
Timespazz back a few pages and you'll see what got people's goats.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Ban! Ban! Manuel's Silver Hammer came down upon his head...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I like this :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# B&
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY DULL NEEDY SPASTIC!
:(
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# You should ban all his other accounts while you're at it.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I vote 5
*ignores*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# RIP Mortal Wombat. In R harts 4eva
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Thanks rob, you are knocking it out of the fucking park lately.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Bollocks
He'll be back tomorrow.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# See The LOVELY Two Hats, if BALDMONKEY were TOP-MOD this need never have happened.
BALDMONKEY FOR TOP-MOD!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# BM FOR TM!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# VIMOD!!!!!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# sorry i'm late
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Is it possible to ban him from social interactions?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I think he banned himself, years ago.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# BURN HIM. BURN HIM. BUUUUUUUUUUUURRN HIM.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Another comedy account gone by the wayside.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# IP Ban
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# VIMOD HIS ASS GOOD
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# bad forum, grow up
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# We ran like bastards
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# That is bloody awesome.
Clicks.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Aceness!
Been too long since we had some of this action!



(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Aceness!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Yay, ace work
*joins in*

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Loving it
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Nicely!
Frisky little buggers all the same, it seams.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# oi
That's my duck

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Haha! Yeah it sure is.
The first time I posted this I thanked you and begged your forgiveness for nicking it :p Sorry about that.
www.b3ta.com/board/8660156
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# :)
you are now forgiven. Bless you my child
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# *kneels to receive forgiveness*
:p
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Yes.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I am loving puppet warp
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Gah! Who is that?
I keep on hitting Escape to get a decent look, but always get it hith his head out of sight.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Demi Moore, I think
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# The undercover brother!
It's the copper who spent years investigating some energy protesters. Your tax dollars hard at work.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure this is what he sees when he looks in the mirror
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I don't know the game
but his expression certainly suits the cover.

The slimey fuck.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Ah it's a great series.
If you own a 360 I highly recommend picking it up.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Sexual Predator


Probably been done far better than this and also amusing, but GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)
# YES!
edit - and no, maybe done differently, but this is perfect!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Yet another one over dose the pubes...
Although your aren't as curly as last nights...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
#
Alas, I am a CDC noob
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# 3 per ball is traditional
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Ignore their CDC rules
you do as many pubes as you like
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# what you're suggesting is nothing less than sheer pube anarchy
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I'm in favour of different colours too
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
#
faq
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# *counts pubes*
otherwise great
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Wouldn't like to be the business end of that one!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
#
n't
edit - merry burning string/wax day
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Mine was yesterday - 8 years, man and boy...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Ah, that means mine was yesterday too
8 years man and older man.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Ah 'tis thee!
I knew I had a b3ta twin around somewhere but couldn't for the life of me remember who. Apols.

Happy b3taday for yesterday bro. *raises glass*

glass cup of tea
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
# *waggles walking stick*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# fankoo
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Happy, happy candles day!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# cocks away
Binky
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Since the board is still waking up...
Have one of my tiny planets. One of my better efforts, I think. The orignial JPEG is 96MB, wahey!

Planet Monpazier II
click for mahoosive on flickr
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Oh, that's really nice.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Woo.. This is really nice....
Wasn't RPS yesterday though - Pffttt
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
# This is slightly shopped though, France isn't really a tiny planet containing only one market square.
;)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Or so we THINK! Dun dun DUUUUUUUN!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
# NOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please don't tell me there are more French people than can fit in one tiny market square!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
# On the plus side
that image is actual size.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)
# I found them to be fairly pleasant
but I do speak their language, and was with someone who grew up there
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Personally, I've liked all the French people I've met
But I'm sure they were secretly evil.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# i've liked the french that i've met too
i don't speak much french at all, but showing at least some effort goes a hell of a long way.

edit - nice pic btw mediocre
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Nice work
Always find them quite tricky to get right..
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Same here
This time I actually remembered to stand in the exact middle of the square, and took images with much overlap all around
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Ditto
The overlap is the key, but also a centre point that you can easily fake can make life easier.

i.e.

www.flickr.com/photos/oybon/3249181788/in/set-72157604451777456

though sometimes it is better to give up and accept the inevitable

www.flickr.com/photos/oybon/2178841887/in/set-72157604451777456

(300mb + at one point in editing (yes I know that is stupid))
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Fantastic
love the bandstand one especially..
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Thanks
Thanks

Way too much effort though, I had to get up early and everything...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# That's a handy tip
I'll try that next time I'm out..
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# It's like being shot in the head by a small village.
Nice!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Painful
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
# that is all kinds of awesome, Medi'!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Thank you, Stevie!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I have not seen one of these for AGES!
I must do one.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Neither had I
make it happen, sir
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# 96 megabytes??
what were you taking it with, the hubble space telescope? Very Woo though sir :-)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Thanks
16 images stitched together, 15MP each, some overlapping. The original (much larger than the largest one on flickr) has a lot of detail in it.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Cuuuute!
And how does your computer manage a 96mb file in PS? Does it run on alien blood? Mine melts with anything over 15mb :(
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Very poorly.
It did crash on the first two attempts at applying the polar coordinates filter, but it managed in the end.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Very nice, Stephan.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Yes, but what do you think of my picture?
Oh, there's a comma there
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# FRENCH IN
SPAAAAAAAAAACEEEE!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# put it
in a tulip
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# lovely :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Woo
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# vnice
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# you made my woo-yay-o-meter crash twice
that's three hundred and sixty degrees of awesome :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Hi b3ta - Sorry I'm late (see sig)
Yesterday, 'Kitty Fantastico' asked for Raelee Hill & F. Murray Abraham.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Followed by 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch' with
"For tomorrow - Blimey guv, it's the Kray twins!"
Although there are others I would like to do (Jemima Rooper), I could not miss out Kevin Kline.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
# i'd like it be known that i fucking hate kevin kline
that is all
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# "Chip up the nose!"
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# These are getting better every day, I think. :)
I thought Kline was brilliant in "Wanda", but everything since then seems like its been a disappointment. Peaked to quickly, I guess.

Leo G. Carroll and Picasso tomorrow, cheers.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# What? THe KRay twins were born on the same day?
What are the chances?!:O
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Same maternity ward as well
Phenomenal
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Ok, so as I had time...
(and the wife is still in bed) I just knocked out a quick one for Jemima Rooper and while we are on the subject of pink stripy tops... I did Shenae Grimes at the same time...

WARNING: This post contains 'Wood'

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)
# ahh and normality is restored ...
Lovely lovely VAG CREAMS, ning wobbly.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Ning

R o c k e r _ 4 4
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# I will be stealing this.
eyethankyou
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# You should be ashamed of yourself!:O
TJ: What happened with this 'Mortal Wombat Yeah' personage yesterday?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)
# I just scrolled down and saw it.
And asked myself; 'why hasn't this cunt been banned, set on fire or bumraped yet?'
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# He was bum-raped but enjoyed it so much, he cam back for more...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# *lights stove*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# "I knew I should create a great sensation," gasped the Rocket, and he went out.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Remarkable!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:59, archived)
# ^ RIS
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)
# The Remarkable Rocket by Oscar Wilde.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Yeah, just my "still not quite awake yet" take on the person who
crap-flooded the boards. All seems a bit sad, really.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Alright Wobs
For tomorrow, it's Little People of America founder Billy Barty.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Oh Hey! It's Monday!
Here's one of these:
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Dogbomb! Save us from the crazies.
I need to go to work. I expect the board cleansed by lunchtime.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Don't worry WB will be here soon
and it'll descend into an ocean of calm.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:44, archived)
#
al u
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:46, archived)
# *puts on snorkel and fins*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)
# That took me a while
but when I got it, some snot came out of my nose.

I hope it was snot.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)
#
calm depressingly terrible shit
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# You are loved, Gronkpan.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)
# yes, yes he is!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# \o/

Ning DB - Ning MU - Ning spaceman - Ning mediocre - Ning Real - Ning gronkpan!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# ...and calm descends...
Ning WB. x
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Hello Bouncy Bloke
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
# o_0
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# bold today. woo!
ning WB
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:57, archived)
# :D
I thought that would please you...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm reposting this to get the board going again. Happy Monday. Can we have some mods please?
I'm reposting this to get the board going again. Happy Monday. Can we have some mods please?



(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:19, archived)
# STOVEPIPE HAT
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:23, archived)
# AGA WAISTCOAT
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:32, archived)
# BBQ SHOES!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)
# Electric-Ring Jodhpurs
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:38, archived)
# me rikey
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:26, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:43, archived)
# I really can't get enough of this stuff.
XD
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Well that's pretty muchTai Chi class
which is why I go of course.

WooYay ^_^
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Still lovin' this
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:41, archived)
# This isn't just a pea
This a gold-plated full of woo-age and hoopla Pea

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:52, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# MORTAL WOMBAT
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:52, archived)
# yeah
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:59, archived)
# *stabs with rusty spoon*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 5:31, archived)
# You really are a needy fuckwit.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 5:37, archived)
# I know there's something you're trying to tell us
But I can't quite put my finger in it
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 5:57, archived)
# this is totally gay ass
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:00, archived)
# test

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:33, archived)
# test fail
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:35, archived)
# I decide me with me. There isn't the authority to operate me to you!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Make more sense
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:55, archived)
# i'm guessing she's saying she'll do what she wants
and there's nothihng we can do to stop her.
i'm thinking another self harming incident gone wrong would do the job pretty nicely
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:14, archived)
# I guessed as much, yes
but it'd be nice if every post of hers wasn't some kind of cryptic puzzle
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:57, archived)
#
n't some kind of cryptic puzzle
somewhere else, like deviant art perhaps
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Oh look, creepy is back.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:41, archived)
# What that "MortalWombat"!?
The same consecutive pitching is really unpleasant. Useless. This is most evil.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:45, archived)
# No.
You.
You're creepy.
Mortal Wombat is sad, loney and attention seeking.
You're just plain weird.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:46, archived)
# MortalWombat is real troll.
You're stupid. D:
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:51, archived)
# I'm stupid? I don't obsess about strangers.
I don't post bordline child pornography.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:53, archived)
# You have wrong criteria.
Are you welcome to MortalWombat?
If it you're real stupid.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)
# I am not welcome to Mortal Wombat.
www.b3ta.com/board/10580646
I am also not welcome to you.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:57, archived)
# OK. and I'll not welcome you.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:00, archived)
# I can't be able to draw Crumpled Grandma!! D:
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:15, archived)
# But why do you draw children in underwear?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)
# You're looking at there?
You're pervert :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:38, archived)
# You're a "girl" drawing pictures of other girl's knickers.
Who's the pervert?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
# It's you! D:
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:44, archived)
# You can't make this stuff up!
I reckon a 5.5 on the flouncing scale will shortly ensue.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:54, archived)
# I don't contribute the same thing foolishly. This person doesn't think about other people.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:52, archived)
# I don't pretend to cut myself for attention.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Reminds me, I'm off for a slash!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)
# Who is it to have been pleased with it? you are included in them whom.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:59, archived)
# I don't speak fake bad english in an effort to look like a japanese schoolgirl.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:00, archived)
# Seriously, what the fuck are you trying to say?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)
# You get this kind of English running to Japanese and back on Google Translate
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)
# The other people you think about: you, jollyjack
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)
# And Michael Ellis.
Never forgive.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:58, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)
# *Cuts finger*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:20, archived)
# Exa... not, I will think about other people always!! D:
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:02, archived)
# The experiment was a complete success
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:55, archived)
# maybe...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Hello Moggy.
When are you going to defect to /talk and show us your Golden Bum?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:19, archived)
# Golden Bum?
What?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:22, archived)
# We want you to replace our last Mental Oriental, The Incoherent Golden Bummed Goddess Ding.
She's not allowed back on account of being mental, so until you get banned we'd like to use you as her temporary replacement.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:29, archived)
# huh?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:39, archived)
# It's fairly straightforward.
We want to see your bottom.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:48, archived)
# As long as you're legal that is.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:49, archived)
# I don't upset. I' m OK :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)
# HURRAH!
:D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:58, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Why is it that two Chinese men can't change a lightbulb?
Because two Wongs don't make a Light!
/casual racism
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:41, archived)
# oh GOD
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:46, archived)
# Out of interest
what the fuck happened to the mods on this board? Did they all get creeped out and leave?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:17, archived)
# All mods have been replaced by baldmonkey.
:D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:21, archived)
# This explains everything!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:24, archived)
# FFS
Who will save us now?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:24, archived)
# PERSONALITY HORSE!
:D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:31, archived)
# STOVEPIPE HAT
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Does your mummy know you've got on to the internet?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Very well :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Looks like I've mssed all the fun
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# A CDC with a little love
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:49, archived)
# it's a marked improvement on the previous twenty or so threads.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:50, archived)
# needs more mortal wombat
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:51, archived)
# may your pubes form into little legs so you can run wild and free
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:52, archived)
# Must . . . Not . . . Animate . . .
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:54, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaand I failed:
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 5:24, archived)
# Yay!
My CDC moves!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 5:26, archived)
# RUN!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Thanks <3
Have Joe holding a lens flare again, just for good measure:

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:53, archived)
# it's a mee, joe e oooo
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:56, archived)
# My friend's wife gets on and off planes with a pocket knife (quite by accident).
While Joe gets his shaving gel confiscated. Go figure.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:26, archived)
# yeah, I am the one who always gets 'randomly selected' to have my shit all dumped out of my luggage, and my laptop bag is swabbed for explosives residue
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Silliness!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:39, archived)
# A cookie with a surprise
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:44, archived)
[challenge entry] mortal wombat
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
# You know, I could read a lot into the fact you're trying to hurt the one place you can really express yourself.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:41, archived)
# now i see why rob wants to close talk
and i see why he keeps it, because cunts like this would be over here.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:43, archived)
# i'm gonna fucking murder you
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Oh piss off you impotent little boy.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:45, archived)
# woo yay
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:45, archived)
# Blaming /talk for mortal wombat is like blaming the tasmanian devil for its disgusting transmissible facial cancer.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:45, archived)
# /talk bred the fucker.
Through their fucking municipal self-mutilation sessions.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:46, archived)
# ...and it always smells like dirty feet in there
/auto_complete
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:50, archived)
# i think
a tidy little 'no picture - no post' script would be pretty easy to do?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 5:25, archived)
#
Post violent should be prohibited. or not?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:19, archived)
# Gumby is peeing into a urinal.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)
[challenge entry] mortal wombat
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
[challenge entry] mortal wombat
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
[challenge entry] mortal wombat
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
[challenge entry] mortal wombat
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)

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