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# Science VS Religion


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(dredgeups, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)
# it's the future
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# haha
this is kind of like my strategy
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# this is but a pipe dream
there's no way they'd work together
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I blame Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
# so do i
for many, many things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Nice work sir...
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Thanks
(dredgeups, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Haha... bows down....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Bout sums it up
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Aaaaagghhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# THAT'S HIM!
saw a picture of him before, but couldn't remember who he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE this pseudo meme
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
# His face screams "rapist magician".
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# more of a ..
magician with a dandelion and burdock addiction to me
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Some kind of magician, in any case. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] That should get rid of a few million dole scum... like me
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha
took me a minute there
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# i'm just pleased one person got it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
# nice one, Ensign Skippy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# spielberg seems to have a thing for red clothes
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# It took me FAAAAAAR too long to get this
I blame senility. Have a click.

I blame senility. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Men, check under the bed and in your closets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Oh great, well that's me awake till 3 in the morning
sealing all doors and windows with heavy duty gaffer tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# that won't stop her
when her biological clock is in full effect she can chew through a brick wall in the search for man milk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I better get the gun and hide under the bed then o__o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:10, archived)
# i'm not a bloke
but i'm pretty sure that, with that face, they wouldn't give her it willingly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# We wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# have you not read the article?
they wouldn't, which is why she went the theft route
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# i don't read the papers, really
only had a quick look in the local rag today as there's a picture of my nephews in their little pumpkin outfits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# it's worth reading to have your gob well and truly smacked
especially as she declares ALL women are as she describes.
www.freezepage.com/1320310565IDSOTMIJYD
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# fuck!
there's only so much of that bollocks i can read. her not having a kid can only be a good thing, can you imagine being brought up by that wackadoodle? i'm 37, i have no job, i'm single and i have NEVER wanted kids. she's talking out of her puckered chutney chute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# i'm a woman who has never wanted kids either
never stopped me stealing spunk though
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# i don't steal it
i just don't turn it away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I'm a student who currently has no plans of having kids.
I do not need to steal spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Says it all really
She writes for the Daily Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# It's funny because if you spoonerise her name...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# hahahaha!!
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# A++ would read again
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# *double thumbs up*
(serge, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# awesome
like a thousand hotdogs
(jammietarts ..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# fp this now
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# ha ha!
oh god yes...
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Very well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Ew...Well, imagine coming home to this...


Bluuurg



(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# she's putting it in the wrong hole
no wonder she's not getting anywhere
that and THE FUCKING SPERMICIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# All this naughty talk about Liz Jones...
it's been a wank-a-thon for me today.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Careful, she'll be round to steal your sopping wank rags
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Here's hoping...*does another*
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
# jesus shitting H christ
these images shall haunt my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's loony stories like this that has me both simultaneously disappointed and grateful that the Daily Mail's website has been sitting in my /etc/hosts.deny file for yonks. :P
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I could have tricked her into having mine.... I'v had the snip...!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# haha thiis wins
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# AAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Truly the stuff of nightmares.

send it to the daily mail so that they can run a full article on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# fine by me as long as it isnt a giant spider
oglaf!
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Quick, pass the...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ooo er
It's mischief night tomorrow as well
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Jesus that's scary!!!
For a minute I thought it was Gillian McKeith, taking 'turd burglary' to a whole new level.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Oh Liz, that won't work either!


You stupid dried up drivelling old hag.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
# pfff
minor T.J: can you take ibuprofen at the same time as paracetamol?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I am pretty certain you can
but check with a doctor, or probably better still, phone your local chemist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# You shouldn't really, no
but they don't have any particular interactions together, so just don't over do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# LMGTFW
www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/857.aspx?CategoryID=73&SubCategoryID=103
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# ah, thanks!
taking lemsip for the cold, which has paracetamol in it, but only ibuprofen works on one of my headaches.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# How many headaches do you have currently?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# just the one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# lick my gelatinous tit fragments, woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# gungy toe fromage
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# i was told by NHS direct
to alternate them when i had bad dental pain...but not together
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# hmmm
the nhs direct link emvee posted says to take them both at the same time, but not to take any more for 6 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# ah well i had to take them until i could find a dentist.....so not short term
so depends on how long you intend to be in pain i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# not long
got this cold on the run
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Yes.. they sell them mixed together in the same tablet under a brand name....
You should be able to take asprin and codeine at the same time too, have a very strong cup of tea with them as well, or a caffien drink, this increases the effectiveness of them...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# good plan
*puts kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# yes
but best to space them out brufen first, 2 hrs later paracetamol, then brufen 2hours after that, continue like that until you reach your RDA of over the counder painkillers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Yes, you can
But don't take ibuprofen on an empty stomach, unless you want an ulcer.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# hahaha
she'll try anything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Kiss this, popecunt.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I've seen these in Mothercare
alternately put a banger up it's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I'm stealing that for my facebook status
"Kiss this, popecunt."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# You change your Facebook status?
I enjoy the equilibrium.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Worth a try in the classroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Hi Ho Adblock... AWAAAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Thought it best
Wasn't sure if the full gaping rectum would be frowned upon by the powers that be!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaa
Can I pea here please?

(twattybanjo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# "and this, children, is how a chastity belt is removed"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
# as long as I can post the inevitable follow up
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
# That poor woman.
(twattybanjo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# couldnt be worse than having it done by health professionals :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# One of my faves :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I AM WELDIN DIS DOAH
(Tappity is touching your inner child, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# That class looks a bit old for sex ed...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# They were thick...
..they were held back ten years
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 7:16, archived)
# Wow. All I can think is:
How the fuck did you manage not to puke whilst photoshopping that in?
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I found it more difficult holding the mirror and taking the photo whilst photoshopping
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# This wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Liz Jones, aka "SPUNKBURGLAR"
Scuse the shitty shop, my skillzzzzzz are weak

(serge, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# BASTE MY SPUNKBURGER
that is all. ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# "It's as if a million voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# wonder if I can get that quote on the DM comments page ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# This whole thing beggars belief...
Is she really unaware that condoms contain spermicide?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# When you're too thick to breed, I suppose that counts as natural selection in action
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Not sure it's thick, i'd say cuntish is far more accurate
(serge, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# She seems to have this weird sort of inability to understand most kinds of morality
Or how those guff writings that ooze and squelch out of her peculiar mindset might be horrifying (and somewhat offensive) to the rest of the world.
And she's fucking mental.
And it irritates me that she has succeeded in trolling so many people today.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I don't think she's trolling, I just think she's a wrong'un, a cock-juggling thunder cunt if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Hehe
Though it seems to me that most DM articles are troll-y in nature. I imagine their newsroom to be full of whiteboards, which are covered in bullet points detailing how to upset the public.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Indeed, something doesn't seem right...
but I dunno, there is a definite motive behind their articles; they want people to be angry, which I can assume is why they blame everything on immigrants, gays, etc.

There is indeed a motive, but no final outcome planned, other than sitting back and watching the world burn, hunting foxes and beating peasants as they do.

tl;dr - they write articles for racist old people and pseudo-intellects.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Demagoguery without a cause
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# You should follow Archie's lead with that
www.b3ta.com/board/10591490
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Charlie Brooker did something about media-induced fear a while ago
Nice Doug Stanhope clip
/edit found it More focused on TV, but the mentality is the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Page Views
I thought the point of the DM was just to get page views? The more controversial, the more they are talked about. As normal, among the replies to this post is a DM link. So that is a few more pennies from their advertisers. They then hope you stay on their site following other "outraged" articles or their half dressed "celebrities"...

It long ago stopped being a "news"paper as gossip and outrage sells better.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# haha
"Right, who's gonna make up the sperm stealing claptrap... no, not you Peter... Liz, you take it, you're a dried up old hag, people will believe you really did it.

Now, who is going to own up to autoasphyxiation-induced arse cancer whist simultaneously being racist about *pulls a piece of paper out of a hat* um, Serbians, have we done Serbians yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# haha
nail/head
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I'd say she's generally unaware in regard to, well, everything.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I think she's making it up
because she's paid to be "controversial"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# aye
nobody has the plethora of "life experiences" she has without being stabbed to death, a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Needs more milk mustache.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# jesus is her face unshopped?
has she had major reconstructive surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I hope not because it's a rubbish job
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# yep - with an Airfix kit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
#
possibly this one
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Who is this woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Aah, drivel!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# *speechless*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I bet she makes milkshakes out of baby pandas and orphans' dreams.
CREATURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:05, archived)
# STILL WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Maybe.
I think it's one of those instances; you would just to say you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# That, and there's something to be said for the old punishfuck
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# "And THIS is for that column you wrote about Jo Yeates!" *thrusts*
I should blurt that out next time, just for the reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# It would have to be pretty fucking punishing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# *thinks*
Uhh... just a bit of advice... please, PLEASE don't think about it too much.

Ugh... -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I know, I came in my pants too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I shat in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Like the 22 seconds they cut out of Human Centipede 2 punishing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
# This old bag deserves a "Julie Moult" style campaign
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)
# they are both idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Also add Jan Moir to this list
(serge, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# god, she is such a hag
i bet she scared all the children in her village on halloween.

and i bet they egged the hell out of her house as by all accounts the entire village dispises her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Here's an idea
Adopt! On second thoughts, I wouldn't wish that on any kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Has anyone contacted the RSPCA on behalf of her cat?
I wouldn't be able to sleep a wink with her in the house and we all know how much cats like to doze.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
Legolas - the middle-aged rocker years.

Fine figure of a man, that. Fine figure indeed. Yes sir. All man there.

Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# *stair surfs*
edit: Yah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Nicely... Is this you?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I can call you a scruffy long haired greesy hippy then in freindly fasion...
It's allowed because I am too.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I might have long hair, but I ain't no hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Hippy hippy hippy...! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# See...that's a thinking-man's forehead right there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Acres of space.... expanding every day ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I'm probably not far behind.
I'm glad I have a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA......!!!!
I love the way you see a picture of me and then just say "I'm glad I have a hat....!!!"
Plus my pic is about 6 years old.....! I kid myself I'v not lost that much more.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Oh well...we're just rotting away.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I used to gat comments like..... "You look like Laurence Llewelyn Bowen"
Now I get comments like "You look just like Bill Baily"...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# People have told me I look like Gregg Allman (Allman Brothers Band).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
# A quick google pic search agrees....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I think I'm better looking. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# And you have a nice slice of quiche to offer afterwards as well I see....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Hahah
can i borrow this pic pls
(herman:D, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:39, archived)
# STFU hippy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)
# pfft! HAAA HAAA HAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:30, archived)
# That's my wanking material sorted for tonight
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I know.... I'v just binned all my Pedantichrist pictures now I have this....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I knew his name would come up. We could be brothers. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I'm just disapointed that no one wants to wank over my picture..!
Edit.... In actual fact... if you didn't have the long hair you remind me of XLVII
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Well...you look like a guy I beat up once...so uh...no.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:47, archived)
# People on the internets are like presenters on the radio
They never look the same as you imagine they would.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Apart from Steve Wright
who looks exactly as you would picture him.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I don't know
The 'tache always surprised me... but then I find facial hair to be quite a surprising thing generally.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Tell me about it.
I'm 'tacheing it up for Movember. Time to spend the next few weeks looking like I should be on some sort of register...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)
# hehe
can you mould it into curly twists yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# It's the third of November FFS!
You start the month clean shaven! Even if I were some kind of missing link I couldn't have got that far by now.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Maybe I need to seek medical attention
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I can skip with mine after 3 days

Although, once again, Movember crept up on me and no one's now going to sponsor me from a fully bearded starting position.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I'm even uglier in real life... :D
(I was trying to do this Logovend style...because his style is cool)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Aren't his all 7 shape numbers?
Or has he diversified?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# O_O huh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I thought that his vectors all comprised only 7 individual shapes that composite to make the finished picture.
...hence their distinctive appearance, because he has to link different areas of the same shade in order to keep to only 7 individual shapes.

Am I making any sense, or is my understanding of Vectors letting me down again. Lemme check his profile...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Hmm his profile is empty...
But his t-shirt selling page refers to 7 shape vectors

www.redbubble.com/people/humblenations/t-shirts/7990731-jimmy-savile-t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# You're absolutely correct.......
7 shapes or colours or layers... all the same thing
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# \o/
*understands vectors*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Oh yeah. You're correct.
I went for style instead of technique. I don't know how he makes those really...I was just experimenting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# 'tis a fine job.
Particularly given that Logovend clearly uses witchcraft in the preparation of his.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Alls I got is this damn mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# diverse? on b3ta?
surely not
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# *glares*
You ain't from round these parts, are you?

*unlimbers shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# There was a very big meeting going on today
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Makes you wonder how people who've never seen you, imagine what you look like...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# haha
next compo - 'shop b3tans as you envisage them
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I suggested this a while back, but I don't think it caught on. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I think it'd be a pretty good compo, nontheless... just have to get this one out of the way first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I think it might have been done before
but years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# H.O.Charles always wears a top hat at all times, in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# and a monocle. And a cane for beating the plebs.
I've seen Bourbon Fox in Daft Punk get-up, but sometimes I do imagine he has fox ears.

Atomic - before seeing this image I thought he had less hair - i.e. none. No idea why...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Nuclear accident.
It all grew back.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# ah, that explains it
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I do have a hat with fox ears on it, if that's any consultation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# "if I had a hat like that, I wouldn't wear it"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I rarely do.
It was a present from a merkin friend a couple of years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Yellow glasses? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Real gold-plated. (Calvin Klein)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Dad?
Nice pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# No kids for me! I can't stand them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Damn vegetarians.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
# So which part of you is the atomic part?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Well, if you get me mad...you'll find out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# What a crap threat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)
# *hee hee*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Were you in Hansen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Not pretty enough.
I might join Iron Maiden if they ask nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# There's about 12 of them now
if you just start tagging along they probably won't notice.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# has manley grown a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# This was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
# I am Thor! (the real Thor)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
# you big faker
take that back or verily i shall smite thee
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)
# So this is the face behind all the magic
I grew a similar beard once. Looked like a young Brian Blessed (as in Flash Gordon).
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# aww...bless
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Seriously mate
Your work's fantastic, always guaranteed quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Thanks. o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Nicely :)
can i borrow this pic pls
(herman:D, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Why?
O.k., but no magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:19, archived)
# When I had hair that long it was all lionine and a fucking nuisance
Still I miss it. Ace work.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# My money's on the letterbox
www.thenatter.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bombpost.jpg

Also - in before cenaris

Also - Woo! Quality plot arc.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# He's already angry look!
He's saying 'GR!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# PARP!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Jeepers!
It's mistah horrible!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# what ho!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# KASTO KASTO KRUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# poligen ha
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# hooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# WASPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# OONK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Dutch Inventor!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# High jinx!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# POLIGEN HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I thought you were called Arbuthnot these days :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Iconic piece of street furniture, that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Allo JJ!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Allo Sah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# COME ON, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# He is now voiced by John Hedder
Gosh!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# LIP or COW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Of
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
#
© The Beano 1981
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Hallo JJ!
BF3-ing sir!? Or waiting for MW3? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Neither.
I'm frittering away time on older games until Saints Row 3.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Aha!!
Bring forth the 'Apoco-Fists'!! ;) WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Reminds me of a remote control I used to have
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# did it get angry and kill street furniture?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Or did it look like a letterbox?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Was it a tired and laboured old joke?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Is the text in the first three panels really pale/fine
or is my monitor going?
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# (my monitor was going)
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I'm rather hoping Gary will show up quite often.
He could move in with the Denizens.





and hopefuly web cam the squirrel girls for us
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Breaking news!
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Yes, but to survive helter-skelter you either need to be black or a member of the Manson family
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] This would actually work - there's a Nobel Prize in this, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I recognise that logo

Spunk.nl is a sometimes interesting dutch e-zine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# why does this have a picture of a little girl?
you're asking for trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# first i didnt want to reply to this
but because some co worker went into my office to have an angry argument over MY PHONE im not really able to edit any shit. hello folks i need to be able to hear AUDIO in order to work so get the fuck out of my office.

anyways there are actually pills and shit that change the taste of your spunk. i even did some googling but dont feel like posting there here. there are also videos of certain pills (for men and women) which change the taste of your spunk and ... pussy juice i assume? anyways the video is mostly ladies saying how much they love that taste now and so on. the idea is to have "average" girls talk about their "boyfriends" while its the average cast of a bangbros film trying to act normal and serious.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Different extremes...
Pineapple and Asparagus. Both work. So avoid Asparagus on a night out...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] God started it, God can finish it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# so God is a white man eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# his left hand is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ah
God's right hand is black and female then - for the balance. This makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# yep
see, this religion lark isn't too difficult once you work the rules out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I've heard his cock is black and female
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# and his front back bottom is...
hairy on one side and shaven on t'other.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Pah, that look is sooo last year!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# well that's God all over
oldschool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Ha ha
I always suspected God lived on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# with the clangers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# All Hail
The Iron Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# suddenly things are making more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and lazy
(arctisticus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Practical AND stylish
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# sadly it only comes in one colour
(arctisticus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Like a racist rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# hah christ
(arctisticus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# ooof
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# one size fits all, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# "Big animal instruments"
Bear trumpets and elephant guitars

Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] This should help...


(Please excuse the crappy quality)
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# It's obviously d)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# d) that smelly, noisy
I don't want one now!
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
There is an amazing apostrophe offence on posters at work for an internal event. Nobody has mentioned it as far as I am aware. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep my silence!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Go around
with a permanent marker and correct them. It's the only protest that works.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I may just be taking a sharpie to work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# sharpie is not a generic term for marker pens
what's wrong with a good old felt tip?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I agree
but I have a Sharpie. 4 in different colours to be exact. And a big fat black one.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# you can still call them felt tips or markers
I don't refer to my scissors as Westcott or my highlighter as STABILO BOSS or my eraser as Helix.

That's all the branded stationary on my desk, although I'm amused to note that in one of the languages, paper clips are called trombones!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# that'll be the French
they make a lot of noise when you them up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Did you have
to Google that logo?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# but surely such errors are a mute point?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# for all intensive purposes, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# interior motive?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# what is with all the malapportions?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I literally exploded when I read that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Wow. That's practically unique.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I'm gna loose my rag in a minuet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# literally....
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I should of known you'd think that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Irregardless, he still said it!
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# your having a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# You spelt
"licence" wrong numbnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Apologies for size...


Bit beneath the line to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .. And here we go.


By the way...
If anyone can help me reduce this to a reasonable size (without it turning into a morass of pixels) I would appreciate the help. MSPaint isn't terribly good for such things and 'tis the best I have at present.
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)
# "License" is the American English spelling and "licence" is British English
However, the context of a premises being allowed to sell alcohol, the word "licensed" is used, as it's a verb.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the New Compo Thursday Lunchtime Threadrush


Just don't ask for the quarter pounder with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Excuse me, this mayonnaise tastes funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# You didn't specify you wanted
the low-salt Mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Actually, I don't mind the saltiness, it's the lumpiness I dislike.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# those are lumps of "salt"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Oh yes, that would work on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# the more I think about it the more it should be so...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# as someone who lives in an area twinned with the jeremy kyle green room
i heartily endorse this suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# We also need to consider the global reach of the McContraceptive brand.
Truly effective. It would be kind of like the B ark from Hitchhiker's Guide...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# it's a start
hmm, time to go out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# you live in the UK too?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# yes
the north west
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Suddenly
The Egg McMuffin doesn't sound so tasty.
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# went into mcd's yesterday
was going to get a big fail meal

only the prices have gone up to the biblical kfc levels

it's like.. heh.. no.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# One Happy Ending Meal to go, please.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious really .....
(siamese bat, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# he's ready for a posh wank
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I had a posh wank last night
David was furious
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# ooooh
Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# condom high five by senator palpatine
whats scary is that his clone is right behind him
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# That's actually his doppelganger
Doing the evil opposite... he's holding a pin.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# this is at least sensible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Absolutely, but...
... sadly not the most likely to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# so you suggest steve jobs should have started smoking?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# from The Daily Mail Tobacco Company
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
MarkP0rter (you sizeable ladies chemise)
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# now see?...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Good use of white space there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# no need to be sorry
it's just the most obvious thing really and the x factor one made me laugh my anus off. should have made the md logo black and white at least.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Do you want McFritz with that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)

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