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# lovely chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# $1
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I'd buy that for that price
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# way too much yummy, clearly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Damn kung fu voiceovers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# they shot each other until they both died
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I have never understood the fetishisation of chocolate.
Sure - it's nice.

But it's hardly smack, is it?

All this "Chocoholic" nonsense, and "Magnum - it's better than sex".

Clearly there are more people in the world in need of a good shoeing than I thought.

Your animation, story, etc is ace, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# ^what she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# ^ secondeded
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# they don't need a good shoeing
they need a bloody good seeing to, that's what they need.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# They'll fetishise anything these days,
there was an advert for some brand of clothes on at the cinema a few months back, everyone in it was young and attractive and having some kind of fully-clothed orgy, in the rain.

I think advertisers have realised that you can take advantage of people's sex drive to sell pretty much anything at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Dear gods I think you might be onto something there!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I also hate mobile phone boxes/instructions for this reason
for my phone it has various attractive people doing shit and having lives and that and being publically attractive

it makes one's hateful bile rise.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Reminds me of a mobile phone ad I saw on a bus shelter once,
there's a handsome guy sitting on a balcony smiling and starting at his phone, he's happy because he has ALL TEH APPS and is ignoring his friends who are sitting next to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I bet all his friends were beautiful too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# well I say "friends",
the vibe seemed to be more that they were rivals, but he was winning, because he had MOAR APPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I bet the others were losing because their apps were ugly
stupid ugly apps!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Maybe they're talking about the shape and temperature of the magnum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# and how it's lightly rippled, for her pleasure?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# or how it'll blow your head clean off
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# How it can shoot 5 times without having to reload?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
That guy could have done with getting his priorities right. Also, chocolate in a hot desert, bleaugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Perfectly reasonable to me
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Those Milky Bar adverts get pretty intense these days
(User #86772, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# mmmm chocolate
goes to open my Galaxy vault
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Found this and thought it was hillarious... Sorry, what ? Who are you ? Where am I ?
(SniffMyFingerUk Photoshop fiddler :), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Alzheimer or Alzheimer's
Degenerative neurological conditions are no excuse for poor puntuation.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# and what's your excuse for poor spelling?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ideally the mainboard is for stuff you've made, not found online
cheearse

oh, it's leeched too, it seems you're being a dick. please read the FAQ, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Degenerative conditions lol :o(
You should probably post this on /talk. It's way more their cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# so... taking the piss out of Alzheimers is crossing the line?
at least I know
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# i sniffed your finger
and it appears that you've been fingering your own anus rather then making original pictures.

may i suggest you give dignitas a call.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# The great thing about having Alzheimer's is that at least I don't have Alzheimer's.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Leeching KILLS, m'kay?

You are way out of your element, Donnie.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ARF! parrots are shit at makeup
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# which is a metaphor for when a bear turned up at their school
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I heard that www.shotdeadinthehead.com , the well-known humorous t-shirt manufacturers, employ convicted paedophiles to do their internet marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# yeah, i head that too
it was all over twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# It appears that they stole half their ideas from Last Exit to Nowhere as well.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# christ I nearly emitted pepsi with this
LEECHED IMAGE!


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# oh har har
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Your mum's a twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Needs less teeth
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Mmmm
Costco cake *nyoms*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Woot.... to candles!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# *fewer* teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# teef
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# ^
b3tan to it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# teefs!


Click for bigger (58 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# yes indeed!
999.9% - THAT'S FUCKING CHEAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Huh...
"Slider technology patent pending"

How exactly? I don't think that would even work in the US, in the EU I'm not convinced they could patent it even if it were sufficiently novel.
(JamesG, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Apart from that

I hate it when companies try to get patents on obvious technology, trying to keep others from using it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Thank you!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Frankie Cocozza rehearses for his new West End role
Seams OK to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Yes. Yes I do.
That is some vintage McDonalds menus going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I like to start my day with a nice bowl of Oxford Street Bran.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Best of all the brans
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# who is this individual?
judging by the haircut I'm guessing "talent" show?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Teenager exposed to instant fame, money & girls goes out drinking, shagging and snorting
shocker.

I'd like to add, I only know of this fella because I appear to have surrounded myself with sad types who have posted the story about a hundred times on Facebook.

I am reviewing the situation
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
#
appear to have surrounded myself with sad types who have posted the story about a hundred times on Facebook.



am an avid fan of reality shows, and have his face tattooed on my bott-bott.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Is that because you have a fantastically hairy bott-bott & having his face tattooed there is the best use of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# It's so that every time I take a seat, I'm sitting on his face.
It's dead romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# My favourite chat up line from my friend is "as long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit"
It never works but it does make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# The irony being
he was only on the show BECAUSE he claimed to have that kind of lifestyle.
He certainly couldn't bloody sing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# No reason, it's not even bloody funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Looking for his PXAR in the dark! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I'm poised for a pun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# and I'm angling for one
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# we seem to be light on them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Watts the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Keep up with this and I'm going to lamp someone.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Save your energy.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I can't - I'm incandescent with rage!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Oh no, looks like theres glowing to be trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I find this all very illuminating
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Glad you found it enlightening
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I can't take these puns
I'm going ohm
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# it lux like it was too much for him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# What a pity, I think Jennifer was going to get here soon and carry on the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Oh, there she is! Hallo Jen!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# You've put her in the spotlight now
"Hallo Jen"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Ouch!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Ooof!
Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Ta lully!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I'm a solicitor acting on behalf of John Lassiter
and i demand all of your profit from this and any other venture that you are currently involved in.

i am also instructed to issue you with a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Cheers Thor :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# they just wanted you to know ...that's all
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# They also love mice, the horrible cunts
www.flickr.com/photos/angeloangelo/6321476702/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# good shot!
MOUSTAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# if they were given more pasties
they'd leave the mice alone
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Tom and Jerry: gritty reboot?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# could be worse, they could be humans
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# POW!
Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# MOUSEDOKEN!
One of our cats brings in a mouse at roughly 8pm every evening, completely unharmed, and lets it loose in the kitchen where upon I catch it and let it go outside. It's become a bizarre nightly ritual.

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# FATALITY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Dang! That is an awesome photograph.

Bet this is going through Dexter's head, though:


Going through the mouse's head? It's arse.


(sorry for the plagarism - wanted a quick break at work to have a quick Tattyshop practise).
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
My cat toyed with a mouse for over an hour the other night.

At least it meant the little sods weren't burrowing into my cornflakes and shitting all over the work top.

And neither was the mouse badum-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# This is SCIENCE!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I would like a pasty

but they don't have them here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# you must live in some god forsaken hellhole then
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# ^ THIS!
they invent mayonnaise* on chips, but not the pasty !!

Medi - you can INVENT this for your fellow countrymen: scarytaff.hubpages.com/hub/Easy-Pasties


*Fritesaus - I know!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Oh yes, I can make my own, of course.

I meant there is no places that I am aware of where you can buy one freshly baked.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
# then it's time for....
Mediocre's de Britse Pastie winkel!!!!

It will be the talk of The Hague!


I'm sure I don't have to tell you that Google did that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Haha, it's tempting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Whenever I search for pasties here
all I find are pictures of Dita Von Teese (also very tasty)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I hope that one at the top is a corned beef pastie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# i would say by the shape
that it is curried crab and coconut
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# ah! The other local delicacy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:40, archived)
# that
and laver bread and cockle sosij rolls ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# bleurgh
I've only had Bara Lafwr once. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# you probably had it in a trifle ...which isn't too good :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha. No I expect not!
Swansea market, cold out of a pot. I expect it would be better fried up with bacon and cockles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# that explains it
you should have tried Llanelli market
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I went to Llanelli once. I didn't like it!
My neighbour is from Llanelli. I can barely understand him despite him not having lived there for 20 years, and me from PT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# i'm from there too
i totally comprehend your sentiment :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Best of all the pastry-based savoury snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# without a doubt
you can shove vol au vents up yer arse
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# haha - pasties for posh folk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# yummy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Now I have all the hungers
for Casties(TM)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
# I have reason to believe this has been shopped
www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/8876197/Sign-Language-week-177.html?image=1

Own up who sent the pic in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
# "pasties here -- total naked public humping in L.A."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
# A Night on the Town ... Confrontation at the Desert Inn ... Drug Frenzy at the Circus-Circus
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Who doesn't?
One of my fluffy darlings has taken to bringing home discarded pizza crusts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# THIS is what /board is all about!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# This is filled with 99% fact
The missing 1% is proper pasties, not that Ginsters crap
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# best of all the (dead) animals
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Cazzo pellicola!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Berlusconi Gnops...

He's a smooth bastard...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Botoxi!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# and then some..
He's about 80 non?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# 80 a day
Bunga!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# lovely
(men boles Benea, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# That poor bastard with his luxury houses and massive piles of money
This is how Gaddafi should have gone down.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)
# He likes to move it, move it
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# he is like a god to me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTmXGiuxJso
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
He's an example to us all! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# excellent
shake it, shake it Silvio. Also, here's Silvio's Lover
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Compton Studios present
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# they where all murdered by an AIDS-dwarf
I like the brain's splatter!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)
# top work from the long dead guy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Eazy Eazy Eazy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:33, archived)
# possibly the worst rapper in the history
of hiphop. Apart from MC Hammer, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Vanilla Ice, shirley
or possibly Jim Bowen

youtu.be/NjxP4XYEiFc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
Jim Bowen should sue John Shuttleworth..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)
# and I'll see your Jim Bowen
and raise you Mohammed Fayed

www.youtube.com/watch?v=29u62SR4ex0
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Gordon is a moron, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# That's Youtube material.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)
# john barnes
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# don't be dissing my homeboy John Barnes
that New Order shit was totally cash
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I have no real opinion on the matter
but I wanted to say his name in the style of a Big daddy chant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# oh right
as in 'can't you see, sometimes your word just hypnotise me', perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)
# um, probably not
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk_6EEroDYo
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:53, archived)
# aaah
apologies, confusing fat British wrestlers with rappers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# and that's some serious manboobs on display there..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Easy! Easy! Easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# oh, nutz on ya chin
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# best part is when eazy says ",mutha fucka" they sub in: STUPID SUCKAAAAHS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNBFqCaLQ1A
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# des
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# FRESH
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# He only killed three
we need to kill three billion, let's start another war
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# India and China vs the rest of the world.
That should be an enjoyable match
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:15, archived)
# oh hamburgers!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
# OH YES
YES YES YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Will Butters confront G.O.D.??? Does the sick fuck even exist?? Is suicide really painless???
find out next time - in BUTTERS comics number two: suicide is painless

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Suicide is Painless played on the steel drum and maracas is the only music I listen to.
If you asked me what kind of music I was into I would say Suicide is Painless played on the steel drum with some maracas.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# you're holding butters hand
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ4ajrhg1b8
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:35, archived)
# I probably am, you know
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)
# This is lovely and all kinds of fluffy *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# speechless
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:27, archived)
# THIS IS B3TA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Epic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:35, archived)
# OBEY
PORBLEMS SOLVED AT MIDNIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Speechless. Completely speechless...
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:05, archived)
# by the time Dracula and Frankenstein showed up, I lost the ability to breathe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:07, archived)
# also this thread has been voted most popular
www.b3ta.com/board/10594800

good thread
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Educational
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)
# This deserves a FP
and some oscars
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Man you've really got your Obama perfected.
I'm weeping as I type. I only wish could hve been here in REAL time.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# oh, fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# YES
love
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
two plains have just crashed into the world trade centers
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Nom, Nom, Nom...!


Click for bigger (177 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# i like-a da beans
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
#


Click for bigger (145 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
# hehe
I can't help but like him though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Strangely, I can't help but hate him.
I'm sure he's a decent cook, he seems to take his social responsibilities seriously, and yet he annoys the shit out of me and I can't think of him as anything other than a thick-tongued twat.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# 'ningles all. Breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Steve-O already did it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:59, archived)
# had forgot all about breakfast
whose up for egg and bacon sarnies?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I had boiled heggles for my brekkie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:01, archived)
# And here was I thinking that "Brekkie" was only said in Australia
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)
# No people eat food all over the world:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
# English people still make fun of us for saying it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
# That said, I would have no qualms in punching an adult man in the face if he said "heggles" to me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)
# especially if he just walked up to you at random and proudly said it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Actually no I'd be cool with that
(unless they were telling me about their breakfast)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# I blame Home and Away, Neighbours and Kylie Minogue for this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Also: british colonisation
Imagine if we were dutch or french. Brekken. Brecqois.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
# sounds good
i had sugar puff honey waffles
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# when I were a lad
it were just sugar puffs

now it's sugar puff honey waffles

what new developments will science bring to sugar puffs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
# they missed a sponsorship opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)
# wakey wakey eggs and bookie
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# TOAP o' the morning to y'all!

too soon?
(thebao, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:27, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:30, archived)
# I did it wrong once
now I post on b3ta dot com slash board.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:59, archived)
# we're all doing it wrong??
but it feels so right!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# I don't want it to be wrong or right baby
let's just eat gummi bears and watch the world turn to sand
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)
# that's the british way of doing things
i heartily approve
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:34, archived)
# too soon, man
too soon after the LS18 flounce I mean
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Those words
I don't know what they mean
and it makes me sad =,(
(thebao, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:41, archived)
# that's ok LS18 didn't know what words mean either
HAHA

HAHAHAHAHAAH


hahahaHaHAHAHAhAhAhhaHAAHHAAHHAhaahha

which is sad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Hahaha

I think I missed most of it though...he had already deleted most of his posts and I had to read up using screenshots.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# it was a thing of beauty
I stayed up almost 48 hours just to watch his rage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# so much anger
so little clue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:07, archived)
# it sure was
he even said he was having a party and showing his guests our posts. cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:41, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:41, archived)
# It's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# i ar harts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
# 7/7
We had our attack at a date which wouldn't cause confusion across the pond.
(The_Crund, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Frankie Boyle I believe?
"At least our home grown terrorists had the decency to explode on a date which wouldn't cause confusion for the Americans."
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
# REVENGE!
(maninthespoon, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# LIES!
I'll never forget the day diana crashed challenger into the towers
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Peepcat......is peeping
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:20, archived)
# muahaha
(thebao, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)
# ;(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Looks like rain

(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:44, archived)
# some stay dry while others feel the pain
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:46, archived)
# FASTERRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:49, archived)
# I haven't been to bed yet

(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Let us remember on this date the massive 9/11 Flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# LS18. IN R HARTZ 4 ABOUT 20 SEKONDS.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:23, archived)
# it was the day the site change forever :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:20, archived)
# don't know what's going on here
but i like it....a lot :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Me neither. Not a clue.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:26, archived)
# I checked the filename for an explanation


But it said 'bumblast'. :(
(Good Penny, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# HIS ASS!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# HIS AYASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Cheeky pea
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Morning...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Oh dairy me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:42, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:43, archived)
# I can't believe it's not butter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Did you the Klingon for margarine is k'thakh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I can't believe it's not b'tah
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# That joke made my stomach churn.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:58, archived)
# This could turn a little sour....

ALSO: What is that little beetle thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:07, archived)
# I'm guessing the butter churn?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:16, archived)
# DB, this joke is spread a little thin...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:22, archived)
# yes, he's milked it dry
(thebao, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:36, archived)
# butter the devil you know i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Días m3jor
Yes he's back... Wobbly's back...
This morning I have chosen Analeigh Tipton - I'm not sure who she is but; she was the first one listed on imdb, she is ginge AND has a stripy top!!! Would anyone like to see Analeigh Bottomton?
and for todays 'BDB' (Birthday Dead Bloke) here is the classic, Ed Wynn.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Why was the whole of Spain shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Two very long days and the hospitality was not great...
I could go on but I can't remember who you are I would bore you all...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:30, archived)
# What is a bit like this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB-J4Ncot9s
It was EXACTLY like this, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:44, archived)
# That was it... Spot on!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Yes he's back, back again. Wobbly's back. Tell a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:42, archived)
# my friend has been told
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Analeigh Bottomton

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
# ning! Lovely stripy!
For tomorrow let's have Lou Ferrigno (raaaaa!), Hedy Lamar and Sisqo (with lots of thong wearing wimmin!). Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Wrong day LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Fucksocks! =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Thanks...
I may start just taking one request per person as I have realised that these are taking up a lot of my morning (about two hours normaly).
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Woah! That is serious B3ta commitment.
I shall keep to one request and thanks for all the time and effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# You've tried to restrain yourself in the past
but you still keep knocking out as many per day as possible.
(Lovely stripies today!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# ^ This is true....
(and cheers)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Welcome back WB. It has to be Vincent Schiavelli tomorrow? (R.I.P.)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Ooo thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Hurrah for Ed Wynn
You should do Ken Dodd, who you missed yesterday. And for tomorrow, Ann Reinking please (not dead, although as you will see the best pictures of her are in black and white).
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# It's a hard Will to swallow
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:07, archived)
# So are you saying that
our future monarch has an improbably long dong that grows from the vicinity of his upper shin?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:21, archived)
# No
she's doing up her shoe laces
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Here Comes The Story Of Herman Cain
(ideasbychuck, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:38, archived)
# The man
the horse steroids came to blame...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:14, archived)
# All aboard the Cain Train
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:47, archived)
# iPhone 4S 32G only $ 64.57?

I bought my iPhone 4S this month.
dig.la/ar7

But I can not jailbreak it. If this is just a fake?
(shashaply, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:34, archived)
# *buys a cockzillion of them*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Hello bot, do you drive a brown car?

I think you do.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Did you buy fries with that?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
#
(thebao, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:25, archived)
# I say we fill their reviews with pointless shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:34, archived)
# i hope it explodes while you're making a call.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Ning!
BREAKING NEWS....FOR ONE WEEK ONLY.......NEW JUDGE ON STRICKLY.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:09, archived)
# Strickly come fucking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Bronton from Bronton's Brendle auditioned but had a meltdown and pissed his pants on the final round
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:48, archived)
# needs moar dalek

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:32, archived)

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