(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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I want a truck just like that... :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:17,
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Rad wheels.
(Lovecrafttentacles and shit,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:47,
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this is how real life should be
wonderful :D
(cakeburglarstill bored with Freebase,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:13,
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MP3/sound on the board
Sorry I couldn't find it in the FAQ. My daughter's done a wee mashup,and I'd like to post the fruits of her labours. I've seen songs/MP3s hosted here with an embedded player. How does one go about that? Ta.
(barstRdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:38,
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your first stop should probably be the links board
but ask as a reply to an existing thread
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:39,
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Ta very much
Will do.
(barstRdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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i'd call you a cunt
but i just can't be arsed
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:40,
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that's not what I've heard
(scruffygithas an enormous clock -,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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not had a good day
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:44,
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^ Ha ha ha...
EDIT: Whoops... What's up Smashy?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:49,
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went to the christening of my best mates' kids
all was going well until her fella decided i'd overstepped the mark by getting him to buy me a vodka, despite the fact i'd spent every penny i had on ciggies for all of them. didn't want to cause a scene, so i left. he's still a prick, though.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:51,
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it's like a episode of Eastenders round here.
'Ere Pat, what's he said about our Sharon?
(scruffygithas an enormous clock -,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:54,
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don't talk to me about our sharon!
/has a mental cousin called sharon
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:56,
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Leave it.
He's not worth it...
(scruffygithas an enormous clock -,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57,
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fucking mental fat oompa loompa that she is
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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Bloody selfish people!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:55,
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i know he can be a cunt
but it's one thing for him to be a cunt in the house, it's another for him to show my mate up in a pub full of all her relatives. i wasn't going to be a part of that.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57,
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(CakieRose from the dead on,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:52,
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Feel sorry for you but that made me chuckle
I hope he went and looked cuckold up later, and feels insecure about it for days
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:52,
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Yeah,
My I've got a friend with a partner like that, Or rather was until I ripped him to the floor and in a crowded pub asked him what else apart from the car he pays for in the house!
Key with people like that is the Achilles heal, find their pride and joy and ask them what else they do/pay for, they soon crumble.. (mainly because they fear you going outside and tap dancing on the twunt)
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:45,
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pop over to the links board.
i think it auto-embeds, but ask as a reply in an existing thread for confirmation
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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Hang on...
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:48,
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(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:59,
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It's a living
(edjogsCollared doves are shit.,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:00,
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One way
would be to upload it to a site such as B3mused.com and then link it to the /links board on this site. That was me being nice. Next time you get the penguin.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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no! not the penguin!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:07,
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I hate to resrt to such measures
Smashy, but we must be strict here.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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i concur
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:01,
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That's no threat, you cut it's wing off..!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:18,
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Them things can break your arm.
(edjogsCollared doves are shit.,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:23,
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I got bitten by a swan once.... nearly took my finger off....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:25,
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Ahem, who did?
I was just mildly rude back.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:42,
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You cut your penguins wing off with your lightsaber..........
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:21,
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HELL YEH!
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:44,
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This is splendid!
Woo!
(blyerkite k trilby,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:00,
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I'm being pedantic now...
...but those are congers not bongos, and the rhythm he's playing on them would sound crap if there was sound. Little details but they all matter when you're as pedantic (or autistic) as me!
(Rotten EggsI don't know why I call him Gerald,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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aah you're right
bongos are the little ones....but I like the name "bongo lizard" now. :)
i just wanted to see if people check the file names.
i first called him fucker but then i already had a file named fucker in that folder. fire fox 4 ruined file name jokes for me because when you click on "view image info" you have to load the image again. that's just kind of annoying. i prefer the way it used to be.
(MarkP0rteris an annoying faggot,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:52,
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I LIKE THIS
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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I fucking love checking file names....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:24,
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Why's he got a condom on his nose?
(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:16,
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Trying something different, boy do I have cramp in my hand.....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:38,
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I am trying to work out what you are talking about..
* Shudders
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:44,
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Haha... yes ;-)
I did try and do a vector, but got bored, then tried turning it into a vag cream, but that just looked like I was being really racist and made a minstral that looked like Simon Weston....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:48,
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and all the time, you were fwapping...
which is why you have cramp in your hand?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:51,
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Well who wouldn't be with pictures of minstals that look like Simon Weston...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:53,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR SCHMOKES
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:49,
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It's his birthday every day, now he's wiv da anglzzz
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:54,
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(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:28,
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(blyerkite k trilby,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:25,
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Haha.. excellent mister Bloop, reminds me of hungry hippos.....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:39,
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thats rather creative
woo!
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:11,
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mmmm
nom nom
(HumanDescentCurry curry curry,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:42,
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Lizard on a stick
Either this is a real delicacy somewhere, it's something fictional I've seen, or it's a product of my imagination. But there's definately something very right about it...
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:04,
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Ace
It's a reptile eat reptile world out there
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:12,
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you know if you had donated, we could be wishing you happy candles
...but all you get is a bird that was fortunate. My son and I had to stop by the shop last night to grab my phone charger and found this little guy stuck inside.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:06,
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Well, what clever sod put the bird inside the phone charger in the first place?
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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Perhaps he'd committed a cardinal offense?
(RedHouseover yonder,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:51,
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... mumbles something about "two in the bush"...
(El Cid...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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Wow, a Red Cardinal!
wish we had those in the u.k. such a beautiful bird. Lucky fella your son.
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:42,
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Yes, they are very cool birds with a very mellow sound
The poor thing was worn and disoriented from trying to escape and from flying into the windows. Normally they are not so tame that you can get one in your hand.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:56,
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Yes, but what does it do?
Also, no icon = no candles...
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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the cat thinks you're mad, and now he's scared
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:11,
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He'd better be scared
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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...of what -- pfff...
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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I'm a cat. I'm a kitty cat
And I fail fail fail. F-fail fail fail.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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My cat's trying out a new look this month
(monkeyboyalphajumping on the bandwagon since,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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I do not recognise you cat.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:55,
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ha!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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