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# No reason

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# fucking hell
also: happy b3taday
it's always such a cheery link, the candle. thousands die
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Ta!
thousands die?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:53, archived)
# click your candle
it's never anything cheerful
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Fucking hell.
See what you mean. Bit of a shit day today.
*glums
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Quintuplets though
Thousands born!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Yay!
*unglums
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I've done worse...
because they have sexy boots on mind.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# happy candles day :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Why thankee sir
*tugs forelock
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# even i wouldn't
bogus journey time, g'night!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Night night.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Enjoy :)
G'night!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# T'rra ya shitter.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# How rare... happy candles.. ;-)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Ta very much.
And now I'm off too....
G'night!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Nighty night...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Oh my are you free on Friday
I have fine wine and chocolates you lovely critter.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# mummified fetishist!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# you know what?
i'm so annoyed that i'm going to have a munch and watch bill and ted
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Nice one Missy
Most awesome
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Very nice. What is it?

EDIT: Is it a closeup of that person falling out of the Twin Towers?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I think my explanation is more feasible?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# faecesible ;-)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Tub girl after she'd finnished?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Great!
I'll never finish my maths homework with you laying all over my workbook!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Doug Bradley's new look?
Edit: should have also said, very nice!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# that required a google
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# i totally knew he put it in the J's, dude
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# New from Tomy - Pop Up Pinhead!
:)

Also, this isn't for your eyes
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:37, archived)
# reminds me of Gazza :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Asda value breakfast...
ONE slice of bacon
ONE egg
ONE hash brown
ONE sausage
ONE bean
HALF a tomato

If I was on a strict diet, I wouldn't be ordering an English breakfast twunts!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Wot?
No toats?
Bastards
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Well, maybe
THE FUCKERS MAKE YOU CHOOSE JUST FIVE THINGS!!!!!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Go easy on the bean then.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Apropos of nothing...
Who did the "many face of Gary Barlow" pic a few months back? I need to send it to an obsessed friend!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Also
On the upside, the half tomato doesn't count to the five, that's gratis with the feckers!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Hahaha, needs more chicken.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# that reminds me of the first episode of dexter
with that dead body in the pool
also wonderful work
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# cheers!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# The Waffle Killer strikes again.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# nice!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# She looks tiled and emotional.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] smokinglizard:D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# this cheers me up more than slightly
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
#
i want wheels like that for my car
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# The road lines are. wrong.
Are you a forrin?
Oh and woo as well.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# He also appears to be pulling a 2 inch wheelie?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# bloody forrins
comin' over 'ere paintin' our lines all wrong
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# No silly, he's not over here.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# This contains all of the worlds loveliness in one simple gif..
Have a huge Click and a


(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
#

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Everytime that fooks my eyes right up.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# :D)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# needs more psychedelic drugs...
me I'm talking about......
have a woo :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
# me too
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I want a truck just like that... :-)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Rad wheels.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# this is how real life should be
wonderful :D
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:13, archived)
# MP3/sound on the board
Sorry I couldn't find it in the FAQ. My daughter's done a wee mashup,and I'd like to post the fruits of her labours. I've seen songs/MP3s hosted here with an embedded player. How does one go about that? Ta.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# your first stop should probably be the links board
but ask as a reply to an existing thread
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Ta very much
Will do.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# i'd call you a cunt
but i just can't be arsed
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# that's not what I've heard
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# not had a good day
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha...
EDIT: Whoops... What's up Smashy?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# went to the christening of my best mates' kids
all was going well until her fella decided i'd overstepped the mark by getting him to buy me a vodka, despite the fact i'd spent every penny i had on ciggies for all of them. didn't want to cause a scene, so i left. he's still a prick, though.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# it's like a episode of Eastenders round here.

'Ere Pat, what's he said about our Sharon?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# don't talk to me about our sharon!
/has a mental cousin called sharon
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Leave it.
He's not worth it...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# fucking mental fat oompa loompa that she is
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Bloody selfish people!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# i know he can be a cunt
but it's one thing for him to be a cunt in the house, it's another for him to show my mate up in a pub full of all her relatives. i wasn't going to be a part of that.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Tight fucker.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# he's fine until he's had a drink down him
after that, he's a cock-gobbler of a cunt
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# You should have given him a dry slap!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# calling him a wanker and a cuckold will have to suffice
i'm fine as he has absolutely no idea what a cuckold is and literature is anathema to him
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# does he know what a wanker is?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# of course he does
after 4 kids, my mate has schooled him thoroughly in self-help
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# An athema?
Like, that poster of the tennis player scratching her bum?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# not quite
his missus(my mate) has been drinking from the furry cup without him knowing
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Like this?
(not mine)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Waiter, there's some soup in my bowl of hair
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# not quite
from what i've heard, the hair is quite a bit darker
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# fatima whitbred?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Feel sorry for you but that made me chuckle
I hope he went and looked cuckold up later, and feels insecure about it for days
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Yeah,
My I've got a friend with a partner like that, Or rather was until I ripped him to the floor and in a crowded pub asked him what else apart from the car he pays for in the house!

Key with people like that is the Achilles heal, find their pride and joy and ask them what else they do/pay for, they soon crumble.. (mainly because they fear you going outside and tap dancing on the twunt)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# pop over to the links board.
i think it auto-embeds, but ask as a reply in an existing thread for confirmation
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Hang on...

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# T.J. Somebody I've recently met on a friendly website's daughter has done a wee mashup.
Can anyone tell me how to host it with an embedded player so that I can let him know? Ta.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# That's a coincidence...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# you met someone on a friendly website's daughter?
Sick paedo scum etc
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# It's a living
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# One way
would be to upload it to a site such as B3mused.com and then link it to the /links board on this site.
That was me being nice. Next time you get the penguin.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# no! not the penguin!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I hate to resrt to such measures
Smashy, but we must be strict here.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i concur
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# That's no threat, you cut it's wing off..!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Them things can break your arm.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I got bitten by a swan once.... nearly took my finger off....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Ahem, who did?
I was just mildly rude back.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# You cut your penguins wing off with your lightsaber..........
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
#
mashup
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
#

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
fantastic. the look on robs face
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Bite me
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Core!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Ooh, you fruity devil.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Care for a nibble on my cox?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# No, but you can chew
on my granny, delicious.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# *stalks*
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Happy 2nd candleday!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# candles!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# ^thanks chap and chapette!!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# no thanks
i prefer my fruit fermented
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Cider inside'er
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# indeed
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Top wedding toast;
Here's to honor — get on 'er, stay on 'er
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Ok!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# This^
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Rarhg......
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] One hour earlier..

Not sure where I was going with this one - but the board was very quiet at the time. 'Ning all.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I don't think the lizard would really want Snoopy to turn round
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)
# haha \o/
(i choose not to interpret that as a comment on how often i repost these things ;) )
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:15, archived)
# It's not, don't worry, I think they're funny :)
It's just the only peanuts-related pic I've got in my repost box :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I think we should have a Peanuts challenge
Partly cos I'd like it, and partly so I can repost all of my Peanuts Apocalypse pictures.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Yea!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I don't blame him....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] play 'em off bongo lizard
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Hooray! :D :D
I'm now watching this listening to the sound from the vid which is playing in another tab
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# she's good :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Once you've had one FP, you just keep wanting more......
Talented bastard. Pains me to say it, but....Woo!!!
;)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:30, archived)
# happy boithday :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Ta very much Elvis!
That's lovely.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Are that dog's eyes shopped?
They're freaking me out a bit
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I'm guessing they're human eyes
just got it off Google as is
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Woo Yay :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# oh yay
love that tag on the drums there :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# HELL YEH!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# This is splendid!
Woo!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I'm being pedantic now...
...but those are congers not bongos, and the rhythm he's playing on them would sound crap if there was sound. Little details but they all matter when you're as pedantic (or autistic) as me!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# aah you're right
bongos are the little ones....but I like the name "bongo lizard" now. :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Bongotastic.....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Is that Joe?
Hey Joe.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# *filenames*
Now now...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
#

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Needs more Lizard
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# did b3ta upset you?
"naughty b3ta....go to your room" :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
#
i just wanted to see if people check the file names.

i first called him fucker but then i already had a file named fucker in that folder. fire fox 4 ruined file name jokes for me because when you click on "view image info" you have to load the image again. that's just kind of annoying. i prefer the way it used to be.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Try this:
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)
#
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#
Looks like Mr.Rodgers dropped acid!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# The most colourful cry for help yet.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I fucking love checking file names....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Why's he got a condom on his nose?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Trying something different, boy do I have cramp in my hand.....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I am trying to work out what you are talking about..
* Shudders
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Haha... yes ;-)
I did try and do a vector, but got bored, then tried turning it into a vag cream, but that just looked like I was being really racist and made a minstral that looked like Simon Weston....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# and all the time, you were fwapping...
which is why you have cramp in your hand?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Well who wouldn't be with pictures of minstals that look like Simon Weston...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR SCHMOKES
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# It's his birthday every day, now he's wiv da anglzzz
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)
# I like this
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] yes!!....nice one
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I wish I could do that
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# I wanted it to stretch across the page but it wouldn't let me load
don't know how Clay managed those wide pics !
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# there might be some sort of resolution limit to animations, not sure.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# stretch across the page use www.b3tards.com
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:53, archived)
# excellent
what's b3ta.com?...I just upload to my b3ta folder straight from my computer....then I get the error message "too large"
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# B3tards.com is an image hosting site
for b3tans. just look up b3tards in google.
Although I've never worked out how to get my images back from there to the board. Anyone?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Click the This >> on b3tards
then the code will come up :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Cheers Herman
Might use it more often now ;)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Give him a bug and
he might...
No. That doesn't work.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Haha.. excellent mister Bloop, reminds me of hungry hippos.....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)
# thats rather creative
woo!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# mmmm
nom nom
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Lizard on a stick
Either this is a real delicacy somewhere, it's something fictional I've seen, or it's a product of my imagination. But there's definately something very right about it...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Ace
It's a reptile eat reptile world out there
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Hahah:D
Nicely
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Chomp!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:10, archived)
# quiet today
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# some fancy shooting right there
quiet?....dead more like....RIP Sunday B3TA :(
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# my my
what a bendy winky
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Is it CDC o'clock yet?

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Crudely drawn o'clock
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# ^ this is much better
:)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# needs a jizzy payout
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# nice rocket
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Yey!



(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
#
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# internet
serious business
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# One day I'll apply for a design job
and send this as an example of my photoshopping skills.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# then hurriedly e-mail them back explaining it was a mistake....
the one you sent was your second bestest :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)
# racist!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Speciesist, surely?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Ageist
I mean, giving a baby a pipe is like the ageism equivelant of black and white minstrels.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Who let the dogs in .. ;-)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
#
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# Here you go, my dears
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#

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Great spang pic - it's an honour
although that looks more like a bed warmer
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Why I oughta...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# ^ Olivia Colman?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# No; it's not anyone.
I drew her Manga style to take the piss out off Moggy, then added the frying pan because I was spangless and it looks like some famous Disney spanger.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
#
back doors smashed in 1/1
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
# ITS A SPANG-OFF!

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Spang-tennis
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:05, archived)
# You can at least get the eyes right
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# oof!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# OH NO
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# This reminds me that I must do a spang pic :-)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
#

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Oh dear, oh dear

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)
# He's fallen in the water
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# So has she.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I like the friendly wave
as if someone is taking a picture.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# And the fella up there's got a leg growing out of his crotch :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Vot are you sinking about, mein friend?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# heheh
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)
# haha.. my sentiments ..!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# no reason
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nunchucks!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# How much wood could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck wood?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Pi.
EDIT: Just by pure chance I happened to resee this with this song..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcFlIIvYZoY
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# oh yeah, nice one
*too tired to have spotted that*
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Is that Sister Wendy?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# sure is
the penis picture loving nun herself
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# If you'd had four more hours of time you could've CDCed the nunchucks. :P
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# ........................
nah, i won't :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Four hours well spent
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Haha!
Nobody fucks with Sister Wendy!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Which is ironic consdering that she's renowned for sitting round lots of willies:D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Happy candle day!
One day after mine eh?! :P
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Cheers Mr. Jeeves.
Indeed. And I hope yours was as marvellous as mine is turning out to be.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# (I know! Where's Jackie Chan on this poster? He's not on the source pic either)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# YEY...


(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# The best style bar nun..!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Hello
Long time no see. Have a pretty picture of my cat :)

CFB
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Interesting User Name.
How did you come up with it?
Also, WAIL A POYC? PIG-RIDING WHALES
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Curiously
I had the username first. Featured cat is only 5 years old.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# It's a complex anagram of 'cat black'
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# CACKLBAT
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Back talc
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
Ah, ya got me.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Happy b3taday chumpers!
Why is your cat a pain in the arse?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Laziest cat I've ever had.

and this is during a period of extreme hyperactivity.
EDIT: Cheers!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Merry Candles...
And of course he's exhausted, he's just finished wiring up the tellybox....

And composite video!!! *shudder*
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# it's certainly a typial Cable TV tech
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
Fantastic.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
#


HAPPY CANDLEDAY
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Ha!
A "Cholmondeley"* sandwich.


*pronounced Chumbly
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# CLAB TACK
Happy candles, Chumpers!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# How very kind of you, miss!
Also: LACIST!!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# What else am I going to use to stick Chinese crabs together with?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# gee thanks
i love cats. Especially when theyre not shopped.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
#
Is this one not shopped then? I hadn't noticed.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# have a picture of mine :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Is that Lulu
or am I thinking of a different cat/song?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# the very same
at your service :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# you know if you had donated, we could be wishing you happy candles
...but all you get is a bird that was fortunate. My son and I had to stop by the shop last night to grab my phone charger and found this little guy stuck inside.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I did.
And you haven't wished me Happy Candles.....

*sulks
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# fuck off
you'll have to rescue your cake from this bint

:D ;)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Ooh Ta!!!
*fucks off in a Happy Candleday kind of way

;)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah
never did get around to donating... oops.

Cool bird though.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Well, what clever sod put the bird inside the phone charger in the first place?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Perhaps he'd committed a cardinal offense?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
# ... mumbles something about "two in the bush"...
 
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Wow, a Red Cardinal!
wish we had those in the u.k. such a beautiful bird.
Lucky fella your son.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Yes, they are very cool birds with a very mellow sound
The poor thing was worn and disoriented from trying to escape and from flying into the windows. Normally they are not so tame that you can get one in your hand.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Yes, but what does it do?
Also, no icon = no candles...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# the cat thinks you're mad, and now he's scared
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# He'd better be scared
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# ...of what -- pfff...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I'm a cat. I'm a kitty cat
And I fail fail fail.
F-fail fail fail.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
My cat's trying out a new look this month
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I do not recognise you cat.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# ha!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10600605
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# hahah this is messing with my brain
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)
# :D
I recognise that lizard in the truck from somewhere...
EDIT:Found it! www.b3ta.com/board/10600605
Beautifully coloured in if I may be so bold
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Happy candles sir!!
:D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Cheers Ninj!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have my first ever *click* for making me laugh on a Sunday :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha - You loon...

(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha... I want a car like that.....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Space and Shit!
Space and Time
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# yay!
I miss your drawings
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Nicely :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# That's a bit nice.
Is he "special"?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# As special as your want him to be.
So probably yes.

Or doing Jazz Hands.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
#
More of this sort of thing!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Bad idea to fart in a spacesuit
Especially when he followed through
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# this is nice!
"oh my god, its full of FRICKIN' LAZER BEAMS!"
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Nice
Wonder what he's looking at...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Goatse?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I do hope not
Good job his helmet isn't reflective... happy candleday!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I thought about 'shopping it. And then I didn't.
And ta!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Yay... love this....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ^ Posh
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# :D
Ninj on a sunday?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Hehehehe
Hai herman :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# red horse!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Yes?
(oh, sorry)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Woo
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# He has such a cavalier attitude.
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#
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# Fussy cow
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#
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# bukkake
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)

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