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Never Allow Tramps Oral...
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Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:00,
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you guys really need to stop taking this out on Gronkpan
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:04,
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I knew I'd seen that name before somewhere
...and only two days late.
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new_matt ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:16,
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needs more racism
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:20,
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Noted. Here's my compo entry
I made it pink as even I found the original a bit too strong
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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:36,
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Facist Fight-wing Fabble Fouser?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:41,
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WELEASE WODEWICK!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:54,
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?
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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:56,
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Eacist Eight-wing Eabble Eouser?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:14,
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Macist Might-Wing Mabble Mouser?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:15,
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well, that's jolly racist indeed!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:16,
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pea-ness
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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:47,
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Been studying for a job interview next week..
(Spotted on recent trip to Freo, not shopped.)
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borisnostrilfarts ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:06,
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"I fail at posting"?
quick, compo it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:07,
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"I Found A Photo"
and I think it should win the compo
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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Hahaha
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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most excellent!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:08,
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found it... on my cameras SD card.
i'd post you the original 5M pixel image, but i doubt you want to see it in its enlarged state.
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borisnostrilfarts ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:26,
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Just gently poking fun
Most of us post real photos occasionallywww.b3ta.com/board/10288056
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:54,
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I Fwap At Peruvians
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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O:
Oh No.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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hang on a minute...
This post makes sense, as does your sig. WTF is going on here?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:53,
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It's Sunday already isn't it? I knew I should have kept my eye on the clock.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:12,
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*faints*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:18,
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too soon?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:16,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:28,
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hahaha
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turbomerl ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:33,
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I'm really hoping this chap is behind Brian Blessed's flies tomorrow
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:34,
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pffft
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:41,
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Canaries Use No Trampolines...
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Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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BASTWANK
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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This needs to be put on bill boards in all major cities
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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and Scunthorpe
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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Placenta!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:21,
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I spent the entire episode wondering why no-one pointed out that there's already one cunt in Scunthorpe
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:37,
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See you next Tuesday!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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This post is full of fact!
And nicely drawn *jealous*
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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Advent calendar, anyone?
Today's meme is "Shockjaw"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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well SOMEONE's been busy!
fantastic memage!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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It was Santa's elves
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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*sucks on No 13*
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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2 9
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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*spews*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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Wow! That's incredible!
*prints* *puts on wall*
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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Big version for printing
b3ta.com/board/10541500 but you'll have to add the little doors yourself
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:54,
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*Printed*
*Pasted over the top of Cadbury's advent calendar* Job done!
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:39,
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Booo! Someone's already opened it
I spent ages looking for 1
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bohrhead ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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This is truly amazing!
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47,
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I was going to ask...
"where's Jeremy?" and then I saw him in the corner there. Top work.
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Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47,
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Absolutely tremendous stuff, emvee :D
Is there chocolates inside?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48,
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I hope that they're chocolates
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:55,
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Crudely drawn chocs
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:57,
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This is b3ta
They're not chocolates.
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:37,
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Yay
That pope guy looks unusually laid back and cool
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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You don't know what he's got in that pipe :)
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:55,
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Hahahahahahah
Specsavers Are Smashing
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Ninj ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52,
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Ed Miliband is looking tanned.
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Wilton Mitrowserz ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:03,
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Click
Also, SNARN! Also, Sturdy Girl is even more sturdy Edit: I wonder what will show up upon Brian's cock
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:53,
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hahahaha :D this is way too awesome!!!!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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I COULD MURDER A PINT!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:17,
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hahaha
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:20,
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Jolly good
Much joy to behold there. Have you already decided what's behind each window or you gonna make it up as you go along?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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I've got a rough idea
Mainly due to all the helpful b3tans who pointed out all the memes I'd missed off the first time around :)
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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crikey
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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Awesome!
I hope you're going to open 2 tomorrow!! ;)
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:36,
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Oh god YES!
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS BEHIND DOOR #24 NOW!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:08,
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Fucking WOO :D
Nicely
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herman:D ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:28,
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absolutely brilliant
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:13,
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fuck, this is superb
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:03,
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good stuff
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:30,
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It's the 1st of December, so I am now allowed to release my Christmas crazy
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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I got my lil' hamster chocs
but he can't open 'em till Christmas day :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19,
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Aw, that's lovely
I'd be perfectly happy with a load of chocs for Christmas but if my family want to go around buying me lovely expensive gifts for Christmas then I won't complain :O)
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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How much hamster is in each one?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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I've always said Bruce was a man of good taste
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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Hahahahahahahaha
Smashing!! :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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I used that noise tip you gave somebody yesterday.
Still not perfect layer matching but getting there :O)
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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Ooh nicely!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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Yay, Christmas!
glad to know I'm not the only one getting into the spirit*hic*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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I am surrounded by people who say "November's too early to get excited"
However, what they don't realise is that them making me keep my excitement under wraps I am now twice as excitable and therefore twice as annoying :O)
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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He REALLY loves Christmas
bless his mentalist little eyeballs
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:51,
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Fukubukuro fairy(Animal Crossing humanize comic: Including Bioshock parody)
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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Bit frightening to begin with
but liked the ending :O)
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19,
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I like ending too <3
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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do the 2 characters in the last frame end up having sex?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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They doesn't :D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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tl/dr
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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^
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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?
what stand for?
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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Troglodyte Langoustine / Devouring Receptacles
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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I lost it more and more....
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47,
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Needs more inappropriateness.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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There is no mind to change. :D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:27,
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So you know and understand the word inappropriateness?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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I can understand somehow.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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So the guy sleeps with a fairy (boy?) in the first strip?
the young girl in the second strip is a drug addict who has her supply of drugs from a robo-fairy? And the last strip the man had his head eaten by a fairy? (At first I though he had cut her head off and was wearing it as a hat like in Con Air) Yeah all pretty normal stuff. Carry on as usual don't want to be accused of raining on your parade!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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Oh thanks!! XD
It is such a feeling yes. Generally it is correct. :D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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*shakes head*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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*shakes head too*
XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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If your stuff was genuinely wacky, leftfield,off-the-cuff humour I could get to like you
but there doesn't appear to be consistency to what you do and even wacky bat-shit stuff has some meaning of sorts even if it's just a sense of the ridiculous - I have a pretty broad based sense of humour but I just don't understand your sense of humour.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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The world is vast.
There isn't the wonder even if you weren't able to understand it.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52,
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I'm sure Mr Vagabond will be along shortly anyway.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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Fucking hell
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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__[ ]__ /o o\ (| • |) - eh? \_^_/
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48,
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interesting reply :3
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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O< - QOL!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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O< ---- ROFQ
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:28,
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hahahahah
THAT was funny
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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XD I glad!!
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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If I say I liked it I'll be accused of pandering
I liked it
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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Yeah, they are my favorite fairy! XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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Turner Prize it !
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:53,
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Blarghhhh!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:30,
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Acronymysing a Thetan, part one of one
part one of one
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Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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Cattnippppp?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09,
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Delightfully moreish
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Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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not enough picture noise to be catnippp
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:59,
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Is it time for teh night shift already?
Time flies when you're shopping bush babies
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11,
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The time is always the right time
Or the wrong time, depending on your point view
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Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14,
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Ceiling cat is highly disturbed.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12,
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He only showed up to watch the masturbation
The rest of that's above his pay grade
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Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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very Dekion
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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Indeed
yet 'tis merely a candle to the Dekion sun
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Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:18,
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Just what I thought!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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^This
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:00,
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HE IS COMPLETELY OVERLORD!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:06,
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ZE DRUCKER! ZE DRUCKER! PAPIERSTAU!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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that IS stupid.
(the printer that is, not your interpretation of it)
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:55,
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:D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02,
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It's just a novelty idea
nothing wrong with the odd novelty item. *hides odd novelty item*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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Where have you hidden it?
I can still hear it buzzing...
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:46,
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haha I love the idea of the printer as well
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:57,
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What's that red thing dangling down there?
Nicely :D
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:58,
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a tripod thingy, I guess?
(ta!)
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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it's a pair of legs so that the printer paper can come out of the bottom of the cube
it also acts to guide the paper forward.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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Two un-b3ta-like answers there.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11,
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Well if they were magenta then you're talking b3ta but red?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19,
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You're right.
I am going to stand in the corner for a while.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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Ceiling Cat will be watching you in that corner!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:51,
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if it helps, I was going to say 'hernia'
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:27,
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Specifically configured for tweets from the Daily Mail
Woo!
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Joliet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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hahahah! :D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11,
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haha cute...but who needs one?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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i like the idea of it
but i would get bored of it after a week. infact i'm going off it already.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:30,
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Vielen Dank für Ihren Kauf wird es ermöglichen das Tausendjährige Reich
edit: oh, I see for the same result I could attach my old spectrum to the internet and print out a shitty till roll and erm.. be the envy of erm... nobody?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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This is the news at ten. *DONG* NSFW
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Corbo ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:18,
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You might want to link that
As it's a bit NSFW *edit* Good man.
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Tusk knows where you live ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:21,
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Prick!
Edit: Thank you! *clicks link*
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:22,
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Errrrm
You might want to put a NSFW on that!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:22,
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here's an abbreviation for you: NSFW
and also FAQ edit: that's better
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:23,
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What does DONG stand for anyway?
Looks like a BMW to me...
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bohrhead ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:35,
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Ding Dong! The Dick is dead. Which old Dick? The Wicked Dick!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Dick is dead.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:35,
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*trolls out tenuous repost*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:50,
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Yay Dave the Hat to the rescue with your wonderful bag of wonders \:D/
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:51,
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Alas my bag is getting old
I don't have the time* these days and they've 'improved' MSPaint . . . *hummus
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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Not sure about old but you bags are still brimming full by the looks of it.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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THAT
is a thing of beauty!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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I could while away the hours
conversing with the flowers if only I was off my tits . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:59,
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Thanks very much Corbo!
I just lost my job now!!! :(
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:40,
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but lets face it
there isn't much call for lion-tamers these days anyway
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:42,
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Not now there isn't!
You have single-handedly destroyed the lion taming trade with you untagged NSFW picture!
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:45,
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not me!
I didn't do it!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:47,
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I meant Corbo old chap.
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:48,
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yeh, that Corbo!
Mind you I got promoted at the Centre for Research into Images of Seamy Penises Overlaid onto Images of BBC Television News I'm now head researcher!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:50,
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Huw Edwards should keep you busy for a while then.
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:53,
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especially when Raworth is on with him
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:56,
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Especially ones who surf b3ta while taming lions
that's a pretty neat trick as well.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:46,
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a wonderful integration of old school circus skills and post-modern leisure activity
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:48,
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I suppose I'll have to take that job at Morrisons after all now. :(
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:49,
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their bulbs blown again?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:52,
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"clean up in aisle 13, clean up in aisle 13, Lion mauled several customers in aisle 13"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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I'll grab my laptop!
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:56,
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one word: SILVER LINING!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:57,
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And I'm back in the game!
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:59,
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Lions aren't as clever as they used to be . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:51,
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or is it a leo-pard?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:57,
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I'm more interested in the zebra standoff in the background . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:58,
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ooh yes
that could be interesting. Can we zoom in on them? ENHANCE!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:03,
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Shit looks like it's about to pop off between them two.
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:14,
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Pfft...
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Ninj ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:49,
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Where did you get that picture of me from?
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:50,
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Ceiling Ninj...
...was watching you tame lions ;)
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Ninj ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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By taming lions do you mean masturbating?
Seriously, I don't know how that video of the racist tram lady got on my screen. *Quickly presses Alt/Tab*
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:59,
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Handsome fella
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:53,
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S-Thirt
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wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:46,
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you should compo this
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 4 Dec 2011, 4:43,
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Da Fuck?
If I wanted to see big black cocks, I'd look in my secret archive. No wait, I meant..oh fuck it.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:53,
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Couldn't resist
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Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:50,
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is this a dig at a fellow b3tan?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:27,
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not sure, seems to be a play on this...
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:29,
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the abbreviation is 'AVAGABOND'
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:30,
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AIOTM!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:39,
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AIOTM!
/cool kids
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:40,
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BASTWANK
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:52,
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Doesn't it have to be one letter out...
... to be BASTWANK?
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Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:00,
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I dunno
I was just going to answer BASTWANK to all of the compo entries
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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Surely...
The 'nowhere' should be between 'stuff I hate' and 'others'? Have a click..
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DeadEyeDick ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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What? You mean you...
...couldn't resist taking someone else's picture and making a very tiny change to it to create your entry? Well done. *applause*
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Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:48,
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No, I couldn't
I thought the joke more to the point than the manner of it's execution.
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Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:16,
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Dear PM. We don't need more drive through Starbucks
We need more drive-through pubs. Many Thanks, Cheers, Drunkenoaf.
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drunkenoaf ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:41,
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I cannot endorse your business proposal
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:44,
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...enough!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:13,
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I'm in
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:01,
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haha
you went to a lot of effort to get that right :)
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:13,
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the last tram to trancentral
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softporn 70's sink fixer ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:33,
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The Ku Klux Klan Loves Fire
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:34,
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they just don't know what time love is
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softporn 70's sink fixer ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:51,
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Ning b3ta
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dogbomb ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:54,
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I can't believe she fell for that one...
Ning DB!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:55,
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pffft
Ning WB!
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dogbomb ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:03,
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Just look down, you'll find her!
you'll find her!C]:0D
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:56,
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Ning Dave... How are your hangings?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:03,
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in need of a weekend
otherwise none too shonky ta! Yours?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:20,
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Good but I know what you mean about the weekend...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:27,
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Haha
ning SAGDtH-Jco5cpb-T!
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dogbomb ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:03,
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Abusive relationship lols
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:31,
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The best type
of LOLs
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dogbomb ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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Does he appear in the credits for "Debit does Dallas"?
I hear that during the writing of that, they passed over draft after draft until they found the right one.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:02,
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PPPFFFF!!
Hah! :D
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AceFox may contain traces of nut... ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:09,
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Is it weekend yet
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:30,
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Nice, but what did you change??
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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Ning Wobblers. Top stuff. Monica Seles tomorrow and maybe a bit of Lucy Liu?
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:05,
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And Nelly Furtado!
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:06,
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:12,
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hahahha
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:33,
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If you can't ban us, join us!
I was surprised to read that Harrison Ford died tomorrow.
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:06,
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b3ta Health Warning
If you really don't like my stuff, simply click the 'Ignore' link and I will go away.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02,
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Odd that everyone has forgotten that that is there.
For a while my board was full of little pink stripes, then I got over it, but all this bashing that goes on now, well I don't get it. Conspiracy Theory (that's the QOTW, so) Does b3ta foster an immune system to keep it from getting too big? Carry on as you were :)
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:38,
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one small step for man, one giant love truncheon for this chick
one giant love truncheon for this chick
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:34,
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Is that the effect of rapid decompression...
...or are you happy to see me?
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:40,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:45,
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NICE!
Also Ning Happy Toast!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:49,
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'ning HT
Woo! Why hasn't Louis Armstrong got his trumpet with him? /confused
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:55,
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Haha, now there's the face of a man who loves his work
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:32,
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Hahaha
=]
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:35,
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Get this over with
After the space ship Columbia disaster Need Another Seven Astronauts
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justin(e) ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:11,
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god damn!
I'm off to the moon!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:41,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:02,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:25,
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hahahhahahahaha HAHAHAHAH HAHA
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d d ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:36,
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HAHAHA
this compo may not be so bad after all!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:17,
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That's not Doctor Who
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:53,
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Im still chortling now. well done.
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DantheMan69 ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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Brilliant.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:01,
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Pea time!
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scruffygit has an enormous clock - ,
Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:12,
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my first compo entry. can't guarantee they'll get any less terrible
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softporn 70's sink fixer ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:00,
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Hahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:25,
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:D
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:33,
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:)
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:25,
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that was such a predictable ending
(total woo yay houpla)
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:32,
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haha
thankyou and with a swimming pool!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:51,
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Dogs.
W/y/h!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:38,
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Ha!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:41,
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DOges
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:54,
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Hogis!
Sweet, sweet hogis!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:55,
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Unhappy carrots, do not fret. Eyestalk squirreldog nibbles and then loses interest.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:56,
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:)
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:07,
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Loving the moustache speech bubble
But Movember has ended so he should shave it off
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:06,
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I like how your draw stubbly beard hair
and arm and leg fuzz. tis nice... I also heartily endorse the rest of the content. *endorses*
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:18,
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thanks very much for the endorses!
i like cows, donkeys, endorses! :(
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:28,
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out of bars
rather than swanky wine bars and upmarket clubs I much prefer spit and sawdust endives.
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:54,
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mmkay
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softporn 70's sink fixer ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:11,
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hahah!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:49,
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Heh heh heh
Communicable moustache. Dogs.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:10,
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WwIiCcKkEeDd!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:34,
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prez sez
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:18,
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EVERYBODY
RIDE THE CAIN TRAIN
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:19,
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According to a number of sources, everybody has ridden that train.
As an American, I feel an apology is in order. I apologize for the anal frothing, dog fucking Senator. And Crazy Jesus Eyes lady. And the conservative Ferengi. And the rest of the insane gang of Replicant skin jobs that are running for president.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 4:56,
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Is this about america?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:21,
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it's about american gobshites
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:22,
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SAME!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:22,
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:(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:28,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:22,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:23,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:25,
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Erww...i stepped in something...now it's all over my shoe and it really stinks.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:34,
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that's democracy
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:35,
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Not if you goosestep.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:42,
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I believe these are the republican nominees
(and I might be wrong with nominees, but they're the people that the Republicans are supposed to vote for*) Hence goosestepping would be right in order. The same would probably apply for the other 'party' apart from the one in this picture who wants to remove all US troops from foreign places, audit the bankers and remove the airport cavity searches. Oh, and legalise marijuana. *the people for whom the republicans are supposed to vote (for those of you who give a damn about grammar)
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 4:13,
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I have no bites
and I thought you cared about stuff like that.
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 4:44,
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I care
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:17,
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Why is nobody riding the Cain Train
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:41,
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choo... choo?
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:55,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:33,
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HE IS RISEN
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d d ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:18,
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Woo!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:22,
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This bread is moldy.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:24,
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Shut the fuck up and just eat it.
It's good for the blood.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:25,
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"Man the fuck up...it's all natural!"
Muabuseblog.com.net.db
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:30,
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It's not abuse, it's forceful character building.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:34,
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That's what I'm going with in court anyway!
HIAAAAAAAAOOOO!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:34,
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He'll be here all week folks...enjoy the fish!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:35,
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Until Saturday anyway.
The case is tried on Sunday :(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:37,
archived )
BLASPHEMY!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:38,
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