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# silly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Are they having a jamming session?
baddum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Marmalade me not to come . . .
She said that ain't no way to have plum

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Well, this is definitely convoluted enough to earn a click from me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Tsunamis suck
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Nice :)
Things are not what they seam!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Monday Mornings!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)
#
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# this is graping my squildo
and at such an early hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Get your squildo graped first thing in the morning
then nothing worse will happen to you all day.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:50, archived)
# if i was being stabbed by her as seen in that GIF
i would be dying happy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)
# That sort of kept me going
Through the time I spent on it.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I've been to it
I really liked the "what the butler didn't see"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Three Style Monday!
1. VAG CREAMS: Suggested by 'RedHouse' - Margaret Cho and Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 7:42, archived)
# 2. Dead Peoples Birthdays: Suggested buy 'Drunken Miss Hosana in Excelsis'
Roy Rogers and Vivien Leigh.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 7:42, archived)
# 3. The dark side: Suggested by me
Amy Acker and Paula Patton.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Fred looks a little odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Fred?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Amy Acker played Winifred in Angel
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Good morning Mr Bloke. Good to see the Vag Creams are going strong ....
.... and thanks for Saturday :D
Can I request "gone too soon" Randy Rhoads and the lovely JoBeth Williams for tomorrow please
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:41, archived)
# It was fun weekend...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Well done WB!
Eduard made two great choices, but as it's my real birthday tomorrow, I will indulge in more requests - Judd Apatow, Nick Park (or his more recognizable characters) and Steven Wright as a Mountie (and you may indulge in researching Christina Lindberg).
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Send me a photo and I will do you!
Is that you with the glasses on your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls...
That's not me, that's Bubbles! www.youtube.com/watch?v=US6pWjvJJSE (NSFW for sweariness)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# ...its' whats' for dinner

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 3:29, archived)
# funnel web?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 5:29, archived)
# I thought that that was a squid at first.
It reminded me of something I've eaten off a steam table kinda' recently, and didn't finish.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 1:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 2:14, archived)
# He's trying a Flanbase impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 2:28, archived)
# I bet you couldn't fix up the face in photoshop
so that it was complete.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 2:51, archived)
# whoah!
www.tineye.com/search/8e7950844bd097562aecc00108ca30df06b96bbe/?pluginver=firefox-1.1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Hahaha
the third image there has "cloaca" in the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 3:05, archived)
# your favorite flavor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 3:11, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 7:18, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)
# advice
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Well that's a bit of sanity restored
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)
# pig fat ftw
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 1:09, archived)
# aww, think bigger, man!
crepe pan!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 1:27, archived)
# DiscoBruce:)
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
# So why is everyone so upset about baldmonkey winning a meaningless poll?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I'm definitely not upset.
In any way, shape or form.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# you ?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=40036
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Yes, that's my profile alright.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)
# nice
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
# My reaction to Baldmonkey's win
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I'm not.
EDIT: What is this anyway? A /talk invasion?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# It's some kind of personality cult they have over there
They're basically Jehovah's Witnessing about it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
#
disorder

I bet it's all the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Huh? I said cult not disorder
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Well I say disorder. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Let's call the whole thing off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Wat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# I love this :)
You can come and touch something in my back garden if you want; the concept clearly delights you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Is that why you refuse to acknowledge him as your king though?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
# acknowledge what as what exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Hahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Some guys off /talk having spasms apparently
They must be thrilled to bits, or whatever they are on about, but it must be fabulous, or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure we care.
Good for you though, its good that we make you special kids feel important every now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)
# uh? everywhat
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 1:30, archived)
# He's a special agent in Hong Kong these days i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Oh yeah. There's him, him, him, etc.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0075859/
"Clones of Bruce Lee". Best film concept ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I can't find any link to that best bit of the office
"not available in your country" the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Grr, I hate it when that happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Meanwhile, this is a lovely gif Herman
He can bump 'n' grind with Davey

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Whoaaaa there..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# this is a fucking awesome series of pics
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# truly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:40, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# These are quite impressive
How long have you been collecting them?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# o
k
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# These are very entertaining
I was thinking of doing an unfortunate
music video screen cap thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Who is that
and why are they so afraid of toothbrushes?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Thingy off of "Coronation Street"..
Odd lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Ah, I don't ever see that.
He looks a little bit like Paul Merton.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# HURRAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I like the fact that you are making us think for your compo entries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:24, archived)
# What the hell
WORK FOR YOR LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
# On a related note, Amazon just recommended this to me:
www.amazon.co.uk/Practical-Guide-Racism-ebook/dp/B0011UCOSO/
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I clicked the 'look inside' and the first couple of pages are hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)
# They missed a bit....


Click for bigger (90 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# The cars look alike to me, grandpa.
www.b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# POLL WINNER IN ARTISTIC STATEMENT
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# BALDMONKEY FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Now that Baldmonkey is yet again leader of all boards.
I propose some kind of statue is erected.
LOL. "Erected".
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# You!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10623233
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# This isn't the time for scoring points.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# and this made /talk /link to /board
Just how may wrongs is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# QOTW ---->
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Nobody respects QOTW.
But most choose to keep that private, as most QOTW users are in the SAS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Also - I'm off to bed now...
Great weekend on b3ta, thank you everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Yes, definitely Not Suitable For Wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)
# i think he should be made to fuck a pig
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)
# JMG is STRICTLY AGAINST b4sh talk.
JMG Based Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# i've nothing against him
i just have pigfucking on the brain after watching blackmirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Where did the tigger go?
I think he bored her talking about the specs on his camera......

*edit* just realised it was right down the bottom of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# 'Tis the Season


Come on kids, you know the words. Sing along!
(wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Did I sleep through Monday?
Welcome Noobie pull up a shop and pluck a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# yay, welcome
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# i love this guy :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# why? he's a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)
# he's what every man aspires to be
and what every woman aspires to be with
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 1:32, archived)
# !!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)
# s6 what are y64 say5ng

EDIT: laptop NumLk LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)
# just because youre on dialup -- you seem to be on some kind of biblical mission to make the rest of us suffer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:15, archived)
# The joke still works
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:18, archived)
# best stay out of me and my momobear's lover's quarrels :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Nope, sorry, I'm getting involved
This has gone on long enough
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO BE BACK HOW IT WAS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# That's it mo, let it all out...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
Nice one, although I'm undecided on the flanbase. On the one hand it stops it from being a TOAP, on the other it looks like a cheap attempt to appeal to gayshifters.

Oh and by the way the point mofaha is rather indelicately making, is that it has a very big filesize for what it is, and could be optimised.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Thanks for the warm welcome
Ta. So 320K is considered big huh? Ok, noted and filed.

And yes, the flanbase was a cheap attempt, but you know, times being tough and all, I can't afford the expensive attempts to appeal to gayshifters.
(wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 2:11, archived)
# hello
welcome
to ?
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)
# You don't get presentation like this on Masterchef


The sad thing is that my friend really doesn't understand why I'm cackling quite so loudly...
(psd eats stuff. Often., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# WAILAAPOYGSC
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Best acronym evar
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
Where's the ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:37, archived)
# by the way...
.... what is that supposed to be? Where's the rest of the prawns?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Yeah, to be a true representation there should be four on each side.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Officer Jalapeno
at your service

.
(Zoidaroid, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha
That's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Jalapenos are versatile!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:39, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# oh emm gee :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# super stuff..............nicely tagged too...have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# HAHA!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks a bit moody
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# oh wow, that's superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I think winter's almost here
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# O_0
so who won...
(Sorry for the TJ Haku)

26 Baldmonkey
15 Cockweasle
14 HappyToast
12 The one name that I missed
07 Atomic
05 E Dubya
05 Sheep
04 CrazyJapaneseMoggyPersonThing
04 Mutated Monty
03 JollyJack
02 Fresh Water Mole
02 Herman
02 Mofaha
02 Twisted Omentum
02 Everyone else not included above
01 Captain Howdy
01 Connor
01 Dr Dyslexia
01 Drimble
01 Elvis the Weathercock
01 Jahled
01 Magic of Chutney
01 Maiden
01 Ninj
01 Paul_P
01 Shiro Kuma
01 Smallbrainfield
01 Valin
74 Wobbly Bloke
01 Zumf
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Bruce Lee just battered Sammo Hung on ITV4..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Bruce :)
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I'm guessing "The one *named*" is a typo
only you've done it twice now...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Once...
Copy and paste my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# ...
What should I copy and paste your arse into?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# One vote :)
I didn't even vote for myself and I got a vote! Glad Cockweasle polled first, his brain should be studied as it makes me consistently spit various liquids at monitors
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Do you have a reading disorder?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Clearly
Do you have a problem with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# No, just trying to establish whether or not you're a spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Hurrah for you, or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I should be quiet, you might buy the talk board if I'm not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# That would be dreadful if I did that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I think as long as you never posted it'd be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# LAST WORD
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)
# *Parade of high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Cockweasle didn't win, baldmonkey is clearly at the top of the list.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# They'll claim that /talk came and messed up the voting,
but the flaw in that argument is that there aren't 26 people on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# and I didn't even vote
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# and we all think Baldmonkey is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I have just spat beer all over my keyboard you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I'm not even joking :(
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# There are only 5 and we're all baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# 6
I am baldmonkey.

whoever he is

In other news... 'lo MNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# 'lo lovely 'Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I'm baldmonkey
and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# From what i have seen
all 5 have at least 4 accounts each though. It's WACKY!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Cockweasel didn't poll first.
He polled second.
That's why he is second in the list.
Behind Baldmonkey. Which is probably the best place to be.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# No he polled first
What you going to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Fuck all to be honest. My apathy knows no bounds, so stop getting all internet upset here.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I like your apathy, there's fuck all mine can do either
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I voted Mutated Monty....how on earth can I be above him?....impossible
who the fuck's Bald Monkey anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# baldmonkey
www.hemmy.net/images/animals/baldmonkey02.jpg
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
More beer on my keyboard - YOU FUCKING GIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:32, archived)
# hahahaha
tonight's star prize :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
#
ditto..


who tf is Mandrill Alopecia ?
(Zoidaroid, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Why have you put Cockweasle in bold like he won when the winner is clearly baldmonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Me... Oh sorry, I must have done it by accident

Either that or Cockweasle won the board vote and baldmonkey won the Best Talented Artist on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Actually,
Wasn't it for the Best 3 Talented Artists on b3ta?
If so, take a bow Baldmonkey, Cockweasle and Happy Toast, and the rest can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Good point, well presented!

CONGRATULASTIONS Baldmonkey, Cockweasle and Happy Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Again I must stress that I'm not upset at this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Congratulations Baldmonkey!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Yay for baldmonkey!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BALDMONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# BALDMONKEY FOR /TALK MOD
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# This just proves that /talk have taken this more seriously than /board
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# This just proves that competitions like this are completely and utterly pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
competitions like this are talk is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Nice spacing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Upset at the talk board because of a vote that we had nothing to do with?
OUTSTANDING!
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# the bastards are always pushing us down.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I don't think /board had much to do with it either
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Yes - but thank you for taking part..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# well no, it proves that baldmonkey is the best artist on /board
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# This is pretty much exactly what it proves.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# baldmonkey is the best artist on /board
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:25, archived)
# seriously, everyone needs to buck their ideas up
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10623200
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Yay! I came fourth!
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Well Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:51, archived)
# SOMEBODY UNLIKELY TO THROW A TANTRUM EXPLAIN WHAT BALDMONKEY HAS WON.
CHEERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:25, archived)
# your daughter's hand in marriage
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yeah!
They say the b3tan b4sh buffets have to get shipped in via multiple cargo ship.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Best talented artist on /board.
A major win for the mentally unstable, there.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I can't believe people are now trying to remove Baldmonkey from this poll.
Now, I know he isn't a girl or anything, but there's no need for all the others to turn on him.
I demand a full winning reception, and a speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I think
he has won the right to claim that he made /talk even less popular with /board than it was before.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Don't worry.
I'm easily capable of uniting all the boards.
The special needs are my speciality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Then go to it,
Knight of the North.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I think the original prize offered was a signed, nude photo of Rob.
Not entirely sure if he's aware/cares/is willing to comply though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Wonderful!
Baldmonkey will be thrilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I'd really, really like it if that actually happened
perhaps we could negotiate on a semi-nude photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# A much deserved victory for Balmonkey here.
come on /board, give him this one, he needs it
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Why is Baldmonkey not bolded?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# i think it has something to do with terms of his suspended sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I have no idea, and I'm JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Because he doesn't post on b3ta anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# it's only been a couple of days,
He'll come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# You have to leave to come back.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Neither do I but I still won all those polls I set up myself and sent to my mum
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10623264
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# if only he wasn't dead,
Baldmonkey. 5 Eva in r HrtZ
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# if you're all so unhappy about baldmonkey being the best then maybe cockweasle and happytoast should form a coalition
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:38, archived)
# He didn't even do a proper picture at that, just a mock newspaper article.
Perhaps now /board you can stop encouraging pretend Japanese furry yiffers and all this flanbase shite.

xx

mmps
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:38, archived)
# complete wank
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Whoever won
and I have no idea what this vote was about given I was out and about most of the day, they can have a freebie with their partner at the zoo if they want
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# A freebie with their partner? And you're going to let them do this in front of animals and children?
YOU SICKEN ME.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Whichever way you shake it, Baldmonkey won.
Not entirely sure if he's still active on b3ta, (given what some of the guys from /talk are saying), but I'm sure some kind soul will let him know of your offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# No do, i'm not being a cunt here
if he want's to pop down he's more than welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I'm even less upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# baldmonkey actually isn't allowed near animals by law.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Yay! Well done Cockweasle! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# that does it ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# You're a dity ol' man
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
# wiggle wiggle wiggle :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# looks like he's found the special jungle mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:47, archived)
# woo....my son was just showing me this at the same time....fits lovely :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-92UyL80eWY
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Mungle!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Put a donk on it Queenie!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Yay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Last one* - promise.


*for tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# She should have gone to Pauls house for that poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Leave Moggy alone!

/oddly ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Moggy :)
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# |-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Nyan nyan nyan, in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking bastard giant robots giving b3tan's a hard time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:14, archived)
# :D Schnap!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha same source too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:18, archived)
# The b3ta hive mind strikes again..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:23, archived)
# * Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:26, archived)
# How rare!*


* not very
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Mum ?
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:24, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahah fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Home LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Are you b3ta-ing from Russia?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:39, archived)
# haha I like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
# My take on the same thing:


I knew when I made it that there was no chance that I'd been the first.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# haha!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:20, archived)
# er...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# arf......PHWOAR!!
*would sail up Katie Holmes' creek anyday*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
# she has been ruined by thetans.
i wouldn't touch her with yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# needs more cow pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I can wank to this.
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Thas great :D
I think I'd only watch that if if had audio from Battlestar Galactica dubbed over it
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Good news - it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:13, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:39, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Actually laffed there
Not 'laughed', mind. Laffed. You, sir, win tonight's intarnetz.
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha....

and in other news, less that one hour to go ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)
# You should omit Baldmonkey from the results; it's obviously been rigged.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Let the chips fall where they may, man.
The end result won't change anything about b3ta, or its day-to-day running.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Yes, besides, it's just for fun... I guess I've got a hatred for injustice. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Then strap on a Lawgiver and fight the good fight, man..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2JhQXCjTLY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:28, archived)
# ^ What she said...
It is only a bit of fun and I must admit, I am a little supprized by the popularity of both the Recomedations post ad the votes...
"It's all done in the best Possible taste"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:32, archived)
# No votes for me; it's obviously been rigged.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Ahhh... I love your work....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening.
Everything seams back to normal... had it been funnier, I'd have spent longer on it, but I'm tired from moving wardrobes in any case.
Unleash the seamhorses of war.
(Nice to be back btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage
and with that I must disappear again.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:45, archived)
# That must have been quite a large case
if you can move wardrobes in it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# No, they are very small wardrobes since they can fit in any case. Even a tiny one.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Oh no, the missus is home
and instead of having vacced the carpet where the wardrobes were, I've been manipulating a boy band.

The shame, the shame...

Better go and look repentant.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
actual lol
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Anyone for swinging?
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Oh dear, not even I can save you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:32, archived)
# not as much as her tits are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Pot calling the kettle saggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:33, archived)
# *runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# you'd better run, fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is for photos you took but even then RPS is not loved by all.
This appears to be a photograph you found on the internet well done! You have officially replaced Moggy as the most annoying person tonight.

I should get more rest - whatever happened to my beloved b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Newbie tuesday.
Forcing people to wait a week before posting saves us from spam, but also from everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:39, archived)
# there, there
smash is here.
but only for another 10 minutes....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Same here 9pm I'm off to bed for 6 hours sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# 6 hours?
luxury, i tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I find it hard to sleep in general and even worse when I have to force myself to bed I'm more of a night owl than an early bird
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I'll get about 4 hours sleep tonight.
Then go to bed early tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# same here
i find that booze helps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:47, archived)
# and with that, i'm off pubwards.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Bye and enjoy don't fall into any bushes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Not going to give Black Mirror a look then?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:45, archived)
# New Charlie Brooker mini-series
vague theme of Twilight zone, reimagined by a sarcastic cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Damn I've got Game of Throne on Sky Atlantic on series record if I record Black Mirror it will clash!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Well, we'll watch it for you and tell you how good it was tomorrow.
That way if it turns out to be shite you won't have wasted your time!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:52, archived)
# i'm going to watch it tomorrow on catch up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Not a 'photograph I found on the internet', but a picture taken by my son at a local garden fête.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# That's ok then but Mediocre said something about leeching?
are you sure you wasn't leeching then decided to upload it to b3tard to hide the fact?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:53, archived)
# If you call uploading to my own website 'leeching' then...
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Ok fair enough then - sorry to have mistrusted you perhaps next time you should state that your son took the photo
so as to prevent misunderstandings.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:13, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha threadsave
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahaa
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Oi stinkpot
Don't make me come over there ;)



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RPS is shit, I should get over it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# AWOOGA!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# So, you seem to be leeching this
If so, that is not a nice thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Adebi-see what you did there
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:10, archived)
# You silly bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
i love this and want more
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Mum?
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# oh the b3ta fascists jumped on this!
I'm lucky enough to have a life outside b3ta, and was amused by your son's photo. Thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)

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