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#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 4:48, archived)
# He's so ronery
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:09, archived)
# Wait a minute. He's dead?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:13, archived)
# Yeah he's now living in dictator's paradise with Stalin, Hitler, Hussein etc. They're having one Helluva fun ol' f*cking time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:25, archived)
# I bet he'll be constantly looking at things in dictator heaven
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:26, archived)
# Haha
yes I liked Gronkpans link
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:50, archived)
# he died from tiredness
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 6:01, archived)
# fuk dis board is dead
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:39, archived)
# all the cunts dun gone to bed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 6:02, archived)
# I'm watching Ben Hur.
and I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 6:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 6:46, archived)
# You've ruined Ben Hur! I cannot pay attention when you do these things.
Isn't it a million o'clock where you are? Why are you awake?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:09, archived)
# i have yet to watch that movie fully
i think i got through most of the chariot race once
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:21, archived)
# What the fuck?
Terrifying stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:33, archived)
#
I don't know why but when you swapped faces
it now makes her look like she's giving him a hand job!
(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 4:01, archived)
# HAHAHA
Just in time for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 4:36, archived)
# unsettling
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 4:39, archived)
# hahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I Must Be Dreaming...

He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake....

edit.. quick bit of optimising.
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Santa doesn't have any balls in his sack
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:17, archived)
# He must have emptied his sack earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Aw, that deserves posting in the peak hours,
so it can receive its due.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:48, archived)
# "im fukin wasted"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:52, archived)
# hahaha
well done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:01, archived)
# NEWSFLASH
Kim Jong Il has just copped it. Not lying.
Bung the telly / radio on for corroboration / speculation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:21, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:21, archived)
# Ooh, Kim Jong-Il just died
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:21, archived)
# CRAP! He was so much fun.
* sexy edition FUCK NOW WITH FUCKING SHITTY CORRECT SPELLING.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:29, archived)
# r.i.p. little buddy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 4:39, archived)
# I just saw that on the BBC site
so obviously I had to come to B3ta straight away to have it officially confirmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:35, archived)
# ha!
/board -- your most trusted source for news
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:40, archived)
# Commemorative shaving brushes have now been released
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# lollers :D
I have a laptop yay
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:31, archived)
# congrats
i got a new desktop there in october, photoshoping is so much better
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:33, archived)
# i can see ;D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:34, archived)
# leaps and bounds
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:41, archived)
# oldskool
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:56, archived)
# i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Well I just got a robot vaccuum cleaner, FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:17, archived)
# Now that is one cool device.
But can it get you a beer?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:19, archived)
# I need to teach it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:01, archived)
# BUT I WANTED METH
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:13, archived)
# oh my god
owned
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Yeaaaaaaah, Boooooooooy!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# You seem to have left a bit of updog on the source image
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Could you explain what updog is?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# D'ooh! You've ruined it! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)
# updog (now a alien)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:59, archived)
# *OBEYS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Wants carrots...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# so urban, man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:29, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Finish Him :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Get over here!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Wrong place to be, Milk!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Ohhhhh
I want to see one where Milk wins. Or, even better, where there is no winner and they both just dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# One of the rejected adverts
for the "Get Milk" campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Booo
Bloody lactose intolerants!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Oh Cheezus...just stay out of there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# He just brie-thed his last breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# 8:D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Nicely done!
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Your stuff is completely mental; long may you be here mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Woo!
Vigin's auto censor strikes again...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# i noticed that earlier
it did it on my friend's telly, but when i got home, it actually said hancock, despite also being Virgin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# It was ok on the SD channel, but censored on the HD one....
Commoner!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)
# ah, that makes sense
my mates have an HD telly. i don't see any difference with it, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)
# You would if you hadn't lost your glasses
To be honest you really need a 42" tv or bigger, some say 32, but the difference is negligible at that size unless you're sat on top of it. Antiques road-show always looks incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i've got a 32 inch
i'd love a bigger one, but there's more important things that i need to buy and i can't afford those yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)
# *obligatory deep fanny/cock gag
My tv is only a 32" but it's CRT (old big tube thing) it's 720p but the picture quality was a lot better on the few crt's that where made to display it.... that was until the LED tellys came out, they are really quite beautiful with the right source.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# i can't complain, it was free
i had a bigger one, but it died.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Same here, I had a 47" LCD that died....
I did get it repaired (power regulator kept going in it) but that has ended up in my bedroom as comparing the pictures the crt was a lot cleaner and more vibrant.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I didn't know there was such a thing as a 720p CRT
I still have a tube, but I think I may finally go HD during "Boxing Week" sales as I'm tired of all the widescreen TV signals being cut off on both sides of my screen.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# They are thin on the ground, but Toshiba made a few, Phillips and Sony.
(and I believe bang & olufsen) When I got this it was either 720p crt or 1080i plasma, and the price difference between the two was about 7 grand!
at the time most plasmas only had a 10000 hour life span, and for a TV worth 10k that's just stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# i've got a telly in the bedroom, but i never watch it
i never could get comfortable watching telly lying down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# that should have been a reply to that one up there^
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
# must be bedtime ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# you know, i think you're right
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# I bought my CRT only about 6 years ago
at the time, it was the last CRT model on display, but all the low-def signals looked like shit on the more expensive LCD screens. But now everything is widescreen/HD and I'm an anachronism.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I can't tell the difference either
Unless it's that people with HD TVs can't stop talking about their TVs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
# You really need the source to be good...
Discovery is a swine for upscaling.
Bbc hd always pumps out quality, The top gear polar special was stunning, even at 720p....
Our leap wasn't as big as the yanks, they raved about it because their old analogue system was dire, it looked like long play vhs.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)
# still not as bad as 3D, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Depends on the system...
Active looks better than passive, but the glasses are still quite pricey for active, My computer monitor is passive 3D, but has hdmi on it, some of the ps3 games look amazing, but you do find yourself bending over trying to peek around corners.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# all it does is give me a headache
/faulty eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# The active ones are better for the fact you can lie down whilst watching it...
The passive ones you have to sit with your head straight to see the 3d effect.
I must admit though, I have a very slight turn in my right eye. (no it's not bozz) and without my glasses on they give me a head ache. (I have a prism that corrects the turn)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# only one of my eyes works
so i'm pretty much screwed umtil someone invents me a robotic eye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# steal one from a monkey or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# if i could, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# My Virgin had the C**k too
So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)
# My brother will be pleased...
He shouted at me the other week for saying "cock up in price" infront of his 6 month old daughter!

The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)
# it's all to cock!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# i watched it anyway
now i'm watching star trek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I shall 'fess up
And admit that we've got the Take That concert on. :-)

As a stage show, it is abso-flippin'-lutely astounding.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# oh, you poor bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Having been involved in various aspects of "the biz" all my working life
It is - IMHO - a pretty much unparalleled piece of staging, technically and sonically (yes, I went along with Mrs Skotzmun to the real thing).

And it's got a feckin' big robot... I mean... big robots fer gawd's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
# How deep is the fire it relights?
How does it fit into the show?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
# About 40m deep, or rather, tall
It's the centrepiece for the Progress tour. I'd call a 40m tall robot as part of a stage show progress! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:34, archived)
# it also has Take That songs
but i guess you have to take the bad with the good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)
# :-)
Although I don't mind the music, to be honest. I may have been indoctrinated by the missus, but my ears no longer bleed.

If you can stand it, switch over to BBC1 now (with the sound down) and you'll see the 40m robot in all it's upstanding glory.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)
# the remote is waaay over the other side of the room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Saved by geography
Who'd'a thunk it? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)
# i couldn't even get out of my own way tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha -excellent!
I did like that film. I thought it was great, and totally didnt predict the change in direction halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# He blew the roof of his trailer off with ejaculate in the original screenplay, which was aptly titled "Tonight, He Comes".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Hancock certainly had a hard time making money at the theatre, but I really enjoy watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# My god I love the iphone's camera!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)
# V***in
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I hate when c**ks post s**t like this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# I hate when c**ks put too much s**t in my food!
I send it back to the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)
# I thought the original joke was it changed Arsenal to A***nal, thus turning an innocent word into a dirty one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:54, archived)
# sproing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Fatality!
Round 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:37, archived)
# *hint*
try putting width="100%" in the image tag for this kind of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Old habits die hard.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I was expecting Bruce Willis.
(Testicles just for you, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Now I have a machine gun.
Ho-ho-ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Die Hard
The best Christmas film ever made!
(xaer0mancer, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I'm pleased this was mentioned on a thread I started,
as I agree 100%. I saw it at the PCC last year for Xmas, and haven't ever been in a cinema audience as awesome as that. Die hard 'Die Hard' fans at Xmas FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
# die hard quadrilogy is on offer atm
in asda. it's only a tenner, almost bought it myself t'other day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
# There is no fourth Die Hard film.
There are only three Star Wars films.
There were no Matrix sequels
etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i quite like the 4th one
mainly because i think justin long is a bit cute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Die Hard films get worse linearly, Factoid!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Sorry to disagree, but I think that 3 was better than 2, if only for the comedy side of things
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Also, Jeremy Irons
is Jeremy Irons
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# i know, i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# The 5th is in pre production.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# don't toy with me, man
i'm still waiting for tremors 5, dog soldiers 2 and zombieland 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# *cough* Ghostbusters 3 *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# no. just no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# evil dead 4?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)
# as the 3rd is by far my favourite, I would welcome this
gimme some sugar, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# bruce campbell appears to have become a parody of himself
so i won't hold out much hope
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Ooh, contoversial.
If I knew how to set up an online poll, it would be below, and feature some of the following:
"It's A Wonderful Life"
"The Nightmare Before Christmas"
"Gremlins"
"A Muppet Christmas Carol"
"Die Hard"
"The Wizard Of Oz"
"A Christmas Story"
"Scrooge" (1951)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:41, archived)
# gremlins and die hard are the only ones that don't suck festive scrote
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Ooh, equally contoversial.
What's the Top 5 Smash Monkey Festive Flick List?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)
# die hard
scrooged
trading places
die hard 2
and i can't think of a fifth one that doesn't involve zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Fuck! Trading Places!
*slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# it's a cracking film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# I'm so helpful







(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Geezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# you both missed off 'scrooged'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)
# pfft 'A Christmas Story' is the ONLY choice here really
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Red Ryder BB Gun!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# If I could only see one film at Christmas that would be it
but I'm surprised at the lack of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - must not be as popular in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:07, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# SCROOGED
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)
# so who wants to see something purple, hairy and veiny
www.flickr.com/photos/photos_amy/6234120640/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:04, archived)
# if i do
i'll look at my legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Phwoar! etc
Also, not worth own thread:
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Draw more, man.
You're very good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Cheers, but it's all down to lack of time, inspiration and motivation lately :(
Will try and pull my finger out in the new year
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I can dig that.
Here's to 2012..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# If I could draw that well I'd start new threads to advertise the fact
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# i hate ventriloquists as much as the next woman
but putting them and their dummies in barrels of toxic waste seems a tad harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Nice:D
It Is worth its own thread
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Look at the stamen on that beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# been, done, t-shirt
www.b3ta.com/board/10541367
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
# who-ho-hoah, veiny!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Shopped pictures only etc
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Y THNK U!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I'd like a new Walther PPK for Christmas please
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# oof
(Testicles just for you, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# i should have done that myself
lost my bloody glasses last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
# what, crashed your car?
;)
(Testicles just for you, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# yeah, a specsavers ram-raid
i'm reduced to using my old glasses which make me look like an owl :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# The curse of the all-terrain 4x4 strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# i thought the curse of the all-terrain 4x4
was to make the driver look a bit of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# If you live/work in the country, I heartily recommend them.
However, if you use it to take nothing more than your 3' high child to an urban school at 8:45am, then you should be booted really hard in the shins.
Repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# i think someone beat you to it
there's a massive bruise coming up on my shin.
i may have sustained the injury when a fence jumped out at me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Reverse hedge-hopping?
Bogus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# There was once a billboard near me for some kind of 4x4 with the slogan "Where will it take you?"
Under which some wag had graffitti'd "School run and Tescos"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# generally in their own shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
#
One likes to believe in the freedom of music,
But glittering prizes and endless compromises
Shatter the illusion of integrity.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bonder (157 kb)
www.b3ta.com/board/10637009
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# As not to push this down the board...
Thought I'd post these labels I drew for some christmas presents. They're all pretty much actual size and they were done in ballpoint pen. I started with the one in the middle and then got a bit carried away...ending up at a troll rock concert.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Canine canoe ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Living spanners attacking watering cans.
The true spirit of xmas, sadly so often forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Robo-disco!
FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Yey

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:59, archived)
# :D
my current christmas project is figuring out how to make exploding christmas cards using the igniter from party poppers.. the card keeps ripping before the thingy explodes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Merry Xmas.
This year I have reserved a space for you at hospital for micro surgery to reattach your newly severed fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:08, archived)
# i've pulled one buy hand.. it still scared the shit out me even though I knew what I was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Why not use the ones from xmas crackers.
They might be available loose for those who make their own.
£2 for ten on ebay.
/pyro
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# not as nasty :P
but cheers... no time for delivery now though.. ho hum.

I also have 48 party poppers... I may have to collect all the poppers and set them on fire again.. that was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# God, I hope I'm not on your Xmas card list!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Dragon-plane, snake guitar, cheerful floodlight, crotchet worms, disco droid...
I just can't decide on my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:16, archived)
# For similar reasons:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# That pic looks like it'll have quite a lot of mileage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# tis a fire breathing prince fedup
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Iron Cross Crown...FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# VNice:)
PuSh the board down iTs slow
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:45, archived)
# I like them all, apart from memelight. Damn I hate that face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I'm not even that sure where it's from...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Moore mince spies I say..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Ah - very good.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Piercing wit there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# sean a bit close to the bone I would say.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# lazenby hasty
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll have a pee, please bob

doh! xmas... he's just blown up santas grotto. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:10, archived)
# *saves under pillow*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:24, archived)
# What was that, sonny? ...Mint Spies?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# you killed to board :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Yes.
Everyone hates me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# no. we all love you, very very much
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i smell roasted peas
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:49, archived)
# i'm sure i saw something similar the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Bond kills father christmas:(
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
# BUT WHO'S GONNA DELIVER MY PRESENTS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Amazon?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# No, she came of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Honda?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
#
d k
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# I prefer Volkswagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Harold and Kumar?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)
# *thunk*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# One less odd-smelling doley upsetting the children next xmas.
edit: sorry, I meant 'fewer'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:40, archived)
# is santa going to a fancy dress party as Steve Irwin?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
I mean...OOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Christmas House:)
www.b3ta.com/links/A_Dubstep_Christmas_House
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# spin dat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Nich shot
(DJTK, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Snowball
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Brilliant
Ka-Poww
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# All we have here are some steeeenking hail storms :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)
# nicely
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Yey.. Just when I got my Etch-A-Sketch working again

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# from Aug 2010...


Less technically accomplished though...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I must have got the idea from somewhere....
AND you have Wobbly in your name!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Fuck two Wobblys
Woo
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I did that once...
...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10637989
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 5:28, archived)
# Saw this on the back of a waggon the other day
Is this an unintentional Goatse (the little parcel midway down the page)?

my hermes

Does it count? I can't see any colon but there is a conveniently placed label.

Your thoughts...

x
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:47, archived)
# my thoughts? it's a pretty tenuous goatse, your mind's been warped young man!
edit - oh and WHERE'S MY FUCKING PICTURE?! etc
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
# here it is
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# wait what's, err, the, um hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Is this you, benito?
Your profile page suggests it might be..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)
# he's my favourite completely divorced from reality fruitloop
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# So that's a possibly-maybe, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Picture?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# SHOOOCK?
I do like these GIFs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:53, archived)
# pretty gifs are pretty
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Hmm.
B3ta is a funny place. Other people have told me to stop making them.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# taters likes moggy's pics as well, though... I shouldn't read too much into it :P
/ad hominem blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# she has good drawing skills
Questionable subject matter, but skills nontheless.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I got confused there and thought
what's wrong with drawing your self and rude penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# nah - im talking about moggy
and her transgender undead furry characters with shit-cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# at least she hasn't brought any shitting dick nipples to the table.
I should really learn not to go on a random page adventure on the encyclopedia dramatica.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:31, archived)
# How can anyone not like them?
Pretty lady does stuff that says more than words can.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Oh, it was nothing
flounceworthy; just comments about a one-trick-pony. I am a bit, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Arent most people on b3ta 'specialists' in one field or another?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I'd say yes;
Who can't spot a Smallbrainfield or a Happytoast character a mile away? They are still fecking excellent though. But I suppose when an artist is less skilled than the likes of them, people react differently to a 'theme'.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# One trick pony?
That's a bit harsh....
Teach them a lesson by making one of you shooting ping pong balls from your front bottom.....

I'm waiting!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:24, archived)
# ^
and make a GIF of it, to use as a response to certain comments
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Balls (no pun intended) to a gif.
1080p hd! Don't want any pixelation in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# I think you should stop making them, but post new ones....
Also don't make any more pictures but show them to us when you don't.
I've confused myself now I like em.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# That about sums it up!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# They are cool sundae.... Most people are too ugly to show their mush on here....
(and you will find it's men jealous of your skills)
Now pack in you interweb trollop!
When's the next one?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I'm dangerously handsome.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:42, archived)
# You look like bamboozle...
Cefax! Hahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)
# My buffness is never in question.
*is self-assured*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:37, archived)
# i never said that
i said take your clothes off
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:26, archived)
# DOOR DOOR DOOR DOOR DOOR
also random flash of black squiggle?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Don't know why...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J64hEp63_I
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# that video gives me the fear
barrrrrhhhhrhhhmmm mm rrmrrvrvrvrvvvrvrvrvvv baaaahhh herrrrmmmmmmMMMMMMM ver buhrehhbrlbnmnemnbr hermmmMMMM BAHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# I was so confused one time by that sound
I think someone posted this on links, but under a different title. Leading me to think that the sound was supposedly the robotic representation of a crying baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:25, archived)
# what in the world of christ.... 3rd suggested video
.. I'm too scared to click it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Hmm? *checks link*
ooooh...yeah I don't think I will either!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Teach YOUR knob to sing using this splendid nose attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:04, archived)
# 2 hands holding an object do not resemble a man stretching his anus wide.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha ^
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# What about an open air bowel?

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# The only goatse pic i ever did
I couldnt do it from the original source pic. I didnt really want to make a clipping path around an angry red orifice.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)
# it only looks angry
it's actually quite personable once you get to know it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I couldnt look at it either, mine are just hands with a crudely drawn on ring.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# GHUGAHAUHAUGHAUAHGA
That was some insane animation in that film...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Benchmark stuff, and no mistakin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# are they having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Correct
Owls are awesome because they are inscrutable terrors of the night...not because they are cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Silent death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Pic?
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# this is excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I love your horrible gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:25, archived)
# 0-1kg £2.73 +vat?
* I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Also, I thought the website was called My Herpes so was reluctant to click it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# YES/NO/DON'T KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Could you repeat the question?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Life is unfair...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Late for the office party
(Zoidaroid, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# James would do them both
and leave them gagging for shmore.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Ahaha! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Something to hang his hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)
# "take this down moneypenny"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Short Hand, Long Hand or No Hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Haha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)
# yesindeedit'sfuntimefuntime
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:28, archived)
# I've just seen a Christian dating ad on tv....

Good to see some honesty in religion for once. The little fishy too.
(Elma Fuddbo, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Is that Mary Hinge?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)
# no, It's Sister Ticklepants
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# It's Fanny Hertz.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:04, archived)
# If it's safe, I want nothing to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Amen!
Needs more speeding motorcycles.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:21, archived)
# + Assmeat + mild stds
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I won't have a minge without any assmeat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Its's
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# yeah bad grammar
should have been thems's
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# haha!
first time i saw the ad, i misread it as this. have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# i misread it as this. have a dick :)
j/k
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
#
haha
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:23, archived)
# :D
have a shit    
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Mingle?
MUNGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I think Christian Clunge has a better ring to it.
I think I will let them know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Tell us how that worked out when you do

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# hehe
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I think I will join, and upload pictues of me 'delighting myself in the Lord'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:23, archived)
# distorted such that your feet and holy sceptre
are of divine proportions
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:51, archived)
# What font extraction algorithm do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# The keming needs a little work
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:34, archived)
# the...
B3TA Q&D one :)
(Elma Fuddbo, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Where the 'L'?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Well, eet's nawt in 'eaven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Lordy Lordy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The Man With The Golden Christmas Tree
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the way it plumps up to its fullness *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I had trouble with the keming the first few times I read it
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)
# nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Nicely
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Sorry but this is really over compressed. I'm not here to support completely over compressed stuff. This is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Tintin Is Unwell part 6:


Click for bigger (78 kb)
At least he's trying...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Right - hairwash time; back later.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# pics or gtfo!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# When will Captain Haddock
realise Tintin is just a wrong 'un?
And Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
#
is just a desperately wants it up the
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Tintin is such a trolling cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
media.007unleashed.com/james-bond-animated-gifs.html
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# That's HIM told
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Hehe
That's one less card to write! Nicely done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
# HO HO HO :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# great
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:37, archived)
# haha
that waiter is mean
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Victory hail?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
#

also, -A
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)
# After watching it a few times, I can't help but see him as a member of Steps dancing to tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# That probably because he is

Okay, one more before I fuck off with this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Is that sturdy girl?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I like to think she is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# {8p
sturdy curvy mouthwatering

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Nice cockberth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:34, archived)
# an end to violence and poverty?
...or finally a container big enough to hold Mediocre's 'love'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Ew
cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# teh fear!!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# AAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Mmmmm dutch tits.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:33, archived)
# In-fucking-deed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Hi Tim, as it's James Bond week....

this is "For your eyes only"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Woah mate!
Don't hide that, whip it out for the group!

That's so cool, excuse me for 30 seconds.... *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# ^This
whip it out
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# yes whip it out
and can I have Limhal from Kajagoogoo for tomorrow please :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# would :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# SHE'S MINE!!!
Grrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Believe me, when I'm finished with it, you won't want it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# ok. bottoms up:)
media.007unleashed.com/bottoms-up.gif
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Just start doing them as normal again
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# ^This
Ok, I never printed any out and had them framed, but I don't recall them ever doing me any harm either. If I found other peoples art offensive*, I'd frequent a different website.

*I admit I found moggy's child porn offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Leave moggy alone!

The furry porn was never posted here, but it is creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:29, archived)
# True, but it was linked to
and i was dumb enough to click.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# moggy can fuck off :)
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# I love that GIF.
Latest Moggy update here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQSrs7pQMhw&feature=related

NSF..anything really.

EDIT: Herman, for the love of god, don't GIF any of that...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Fyen-fyen-nyen-nyen-nyen-nyen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# What the holy tap dancing mother jumping fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Prove that isn't Moggy.
It is exactlty how I picture her.

Or a 40 year old fat trucker called Norman.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I picture her
like this, it would explain both the subject matter and the fluency in Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I did NOT want to see that. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
# ^ this is my mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# file and store
Leave Mogu alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# and there it is....
worng on every level.... WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# That IS Moggy. It has to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Fucking would
the kids are up:(
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# That was hot hot HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Yeah, I just like the excuse to pea my bum lump.
If it is somebody's comedy account they are committed. (or should be)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Yay WB
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Tash-flash
There's always a lot of jiggling in your GIFs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I don't use adobe and every frame is hand drawn, so it can be hard to get smooth motion at times.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I don't mean the quality, which is excellent
I mean the little dance he does at the end. Which is also excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# ahh... That happened by accident originally, then I thought... naw it looks cool.
thanks.... *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Ahahaha
You could use him to direct traffic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# So ronery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Ho ho ho :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)
#
http://www.hearts-delight.co.uk/index.php?_a=category&cat_id=30
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Is this before or after he fucked the tenner?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# before
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I guess this really will be the money shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Crumbs
Freebase looks cold
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# who are those guys
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Virgin Media autocensor FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)
# i wonder who scunthorpe are playing...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# haha yes, also newark is an anagram of wanker
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# peniston
in the cockfuckwank shield
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
#
g.co/maps/zb2yc
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# *failure
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# the trouble with a***nal is they always try to walk it in
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# what was wenger doing bringing walcott on that early? etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Tell me about it. I heard it was a ludicrous display last night.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# something something IT crowd
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:41, archived)
# No, too formal
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# 0118 999 881 999 119 725...
3.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Fucking goons!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I've heard that about Man City.
/manchesterunitedblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# God help us all...
...if they ever feature Scunthorpe United
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Or my fantasy football team, Redstar Bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Also, Hitchc**k's - 39 Steps was on this morning
*shakes head in disbelief*
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# McCrocodile
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# "Man City take on Anal" - nothing new there then!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)

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