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[challenge entry] "Sixty years and still going strong - I am the fucking Iron Lady!"
(Mystery_Machine, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Ah, there seems to be a new compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
# did the popular border give it away?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# you need to enter some of your milfy Dutch royals
nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Additionally, it's hard not to use this challenge to spam my calendar
so I will

SPAM



2012 Royal Family Calendar in association with asciifaceofbob available for download here

www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm

/SPAM

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# ha ha love the calendar. Shame it's free though because I'd really like to buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Maybe I will
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I don't know why either...
*sobs* why... WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
Who IS that?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)
# the head is Johnny Vegas
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Oh ta,
he's looking well
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)
# he's lost a lot of weight recently
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# And height.
And years, come to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# surgeons can work wonders
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Q looks like Pat butchers corpse....


If you get all of these without cheating you are a bloody genius
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# These are awesome
I got exactly half
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Bond and Caine ruled the 60's Trufax®
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# same here,
though possibly a different half
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Maybe we should start a pub quiz team
I think my marriage works because I don't like the nut chocolates, and prefer the fruit ones, unlike her.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Hoooooj *click*
Marvelous sir!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# *click*
is the last one Fireman Sam?
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# hahahah yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Zireman
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
#
Firemen! Thousands of 'em!
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Mr Caine is in at both ends (so to speak)
BTW I keep seeing some of your infographic stuff appearing on Reddit from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# oooh, whereabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# The Reddit / pics - funny / section
It gets 100s of pics posted everyday so they bob up for a bit then go, Doubt I'd be able to track one down.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Ah, no worries then.
I saw something of mine on there a while ago that descended into slagging it off... I should learn never to scroll too far down on the comments ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:46, archived)
# 12... not too bad. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# I got quite a few of those Damn you Stephen Damn you for making me feel old!
The ones I missed was C, Q (although I'm thinking Quatermass), T, U, and X

so I believe I got 21!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# C.... eats boiled eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Ah yes got that one now, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Yay..... I think it says something about me when I say this time I got 13!! when I think I only got 6 or 8 on the other 2 I'v seen
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I managed about three quarters of these
:S I'll get the wife to help when he finishes playing with lego
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Excellent
as always, FP please...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)
# fuck yeah!
and then i've got the full set.

got R now.
got V now.
Got X now.
got Q now.

get in.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# R = child of the horned one ;)
V = All hail the gambling capital of the world :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Ramien?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Need help with I, J, N, W, X :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# J something and the jugernaughts...
W like eddie the.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I = your only suppose to blow Jim Morrison off
J = Skeletons go shopping in the lamented book of wonder
N = University man may contain protein snacks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# no, wrong one
it's not that film.

right actor, wrong film.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# I
It was nearly "blow the doors off" but I chose a similar but in my opinion better film ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Is there a list anywhere by any chance?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Yes.... but I might print it out and then eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha....
You could use it to wipe your chimps bottom before you get into rimming it ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# you'd put this and egg in a foolscape binder.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# It's that film where Vic Reeves jumps up through a trapdoor in the floor brandishing a forked stick and brainwashes everybody.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Can't you just give us a list? please..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Nothing listed under Q, unfortunately.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1960s_in_film
I think it might be in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1960s_science_fiction_films though.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Ta, it helped with a couple but there are some I just don't know..
The funniest one was...... I recognised O as what it is but didn't get it because I thought it was 2 million years!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Q = Margaret Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# X = he will see straight through you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# same ones I can't get
still can't
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# I bow before thee, very good, if there was a prize you would win it.
Q is hard.. .possibly unknown, but I laughed at the picture so I drew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Stunning as ever.
I think I got about 19, much to my surprise. Sadly I think that just makes me old. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# can't get UVQXCR
damn you
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# *SPOILER ALERT*
Alfie
Barbarella
Chimp-hands V
Dave
Eddie Kidd's Stunt Racer (for 16k Spectrum)
Fuck, it's Clint!
Gargantuan Leg
Harold Hardrada's Humpy House
Ibsen On Ice
Jeff Minter
Kes
Little House on the Prairie
Mary Poopins
Numb and Number
Ocelots!
Quo Vadis
Rumble in the Bronx
Shit, Someone Stole My Face!
Ted Blindness
Upstairs Downstairs
Vince Bum's Jelly Ride
Where Eagles Dare, The Best Film Ever Made
X-rays of Michael Crawford (in super guts-o-vision)
Yes, My Head is a Thumb
Zulus, Fahsands Of Em
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:00, archived)
# You missed out Personality Horse
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# All correct :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Just thought....
You could stick this on a perforated background and put it in the compo!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# *sigh* you never learn do you? I thought you were going to stop scrolling this far down!
Yet another fab pic BTW.Is this one available as a birthday card too?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# The bit where you say "Where Eagles Dare, The Best Film Ever Made"
Is the moment you turned into Alan Partridge ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# but zis is preposterous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Bravo two zero, the best book ever written!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# All together now:
Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy, come in Danny Boy...
der der der dadadadada dadadadadada dadadadada der der der dadadadada der der der DA DA
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
#
Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi and Bambi.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# don't be silly, only X is Bambi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Does requesting a CFB count as cheating?
Also - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Liverpool
supporters?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# meanwhile @ Labour HQ
(Zoidaroid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# that robert mugabe keeps popping up
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I'd managed to forget all about him.
Hahaha from Wiki:
"Latterly his career has continued with a shift into more mainstream serious acting in television shows, series and stage productions."

2008–2010 - Last of the Summer Wine
2009 - Casualty (TV series) (television programme); guest appearance, November 2009, single episode
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Well thanks a fucking bunch for ruining my sex life you bastard.
I usually think of this scene whilst poking the wife.

Still, I suppose it'll delay things a bit.

a bit for ever
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Source?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Forget that,
Google images drag 'n' drop told me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# is he going to divide and conquer?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.
Couldn't think what to do for this compo.
I asked my mate what I could put on a stamp and he said, "Jesus Christ
jumping over Kate Middleton on a fucking bike". I must stop listening to people.


Click for embiggification of stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I think your mate had the right idea
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# in ar harts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Nice!!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Ty Ninj
Yours yesterday was the inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(Zoidaroid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Diamond Valerie ya say?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Is it wrong that I want to come on over it?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Brutally wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# in r hertz 4eva etc.
Her latest album's called "Lioness".

Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Indeed
you can get away with tons in a rental car.
Is she going to be like 2pac and just keep bringing out these albums from 'beyond the graaaaaaaaave..'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
# stamptastic
(Zoidaroid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)
# THis
(herman:D, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Braaaains....
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I've had her
she was rotten
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I've not..
But have woke up next to her numerous times....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Haha
Looks like I've used your leftovers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# She is very simlieaaar!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Sexy Venn
Safe for Work
Not Safe for Work (Unless your work allows you to look at thrupenny bits)

And before we trap on about links, I made it but I wasn't sure about the SFW version, please tell me if it can be displayed here.
But not likely to be worth its own thread, perhaps I should just shop-a-stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I did a safe Venn as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Run while you still can! The Slaughtermelon is upon us!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I SUMMON MELON-HAT-DOG-HEAD-MAN
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# That should just about do it.
Slaughter melon takes 3xD6 damage
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# ...Oh he's about to suffer a LOT more "damage"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Reminds of an evening during the dying days of the Raj.
Suffice to say the Brigadier couldn't ride straight for several weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Haha yes, this is a likely turn of events
/ac
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# ...and Goatse was born.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# nice reflection!
Melons!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Melon Kim, Respectable.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Bloody hell, that brings back some memories
*blows cobwebs*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Ha! You're twisting my melon, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
#
Now that reminds me of 'Bez' in this, which was good.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Someone break out an inordinate quantity of rum!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Ah, reminds me of the vodka melon my workmates made.
Thirsty buggers, watermelons.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Vodka melon? Go on........ tell me more....
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Store a watermelon in a dry place for a couple of days,
then cut a hole in it the same diameter as the neck of a vodka bottle. Insert the end of the vodja bottle and upend the beast so the vodka drains into it. The melon (assuming the fit is tight enough) absorbs the vodka. When it's drunk all it's going to, slice the fucker up and serve.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# We could just pretend my head is a thirsty melon
Fill me up
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Hold still while I cut the hole...
Imagine - drinking vodka directly through the brain while still being able to converse and eat party nibbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I meant by mouth rather than trepanning, but I'll try most things once
Fire up the drill
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# i very much like your melon
oooo, it's GO-TIME!

*goes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Go go gadget something!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 'What one likes most about stamps, is the licking.'
is the licking.'
(Mystery_Machine, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# neck tastes great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Nipplingus!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# The stamp that "wets" itself?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I guess the postbox has the cypher ERLXIX?
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] One is positively seething!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# That is one pissed pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Looks more smug to me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# No croissant and wine
fake!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Chagrined cat
or perhaps it forgot to put its' false teeth in.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# hahahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Christopher Lee
He's one of my fav actors and a lovely bloke from what I've read - he even stabbed a Nazi once - but could someone edit this so he makes really odd sentences.. He has a very school teacher vibe..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0r1d7uE4-E&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I would do it myself but have no clue how!
Goodbye..
(Mike D, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT TURD!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Staring at George Lucas' horrifyingly fat neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# THAT'S NOT A PIECE OF CHEWING GUM IN HIS POCKET
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# "There's no more pudding?!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# "I've made garlic bread and steak for your tea."
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# "BELA ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS JUST A VITAMIN B12 INJECTION BECAUSE I FEEL A BIT ODD"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Wotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Oh wow oh wow oh wow!
You are so gonna get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# *gonna TO get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# *sad face of internet sadness*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Hello!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Is it memes you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
I don't know why you say Goodbye, I say Hello..
(Mike D, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# I thought you'd gone to learn how to cut up video clips?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# People mean to indicate that you may wish to consider /talk for this sort of thing
well not talk, they wouldn't be quite that cruel

But perhaps as a reply to another post instead of a fresh thread. Just don't delete now =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ^ as this board is for images we have made
it's considered bad form to start a new thread without a made image.
It's considered worse form to delete it though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# M.I.K.E...to the D.
You Come And See Me And You Pay A Fee
Do What I Do Professionally
To Tell The Truth I Am Exactly What I Want To Be
Now Ad-Rock Huh? And M.C.A. Yeh?
Let's Rock This Joint In The Old School Way
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# You have the weakest link.
Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Has he died?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Kill him...kill him now...
................................................Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# GUMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Thi is my favourite Christopher Lee film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# BEAD THAT FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# I love that film
I also love the film that you shopped the poster of
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Scream and Scream Again... I think its main driving force is the casting. Lee, Price and Cushing are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Ahhh...
...and he looks so determined as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# That'll buff out
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# vey am I drippings viv goo?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# i don't get much computer time nowadays
and you have ruined my day wit this banal shite. i hope you're fucking happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# I replied to your QOTW 45 minutes ago,
Just noticed you here so went to have a look to see if you'd replied, only to find it is now closed and you can't reply, AND I CAN'T EDIT OUT MY FUCKING SPELLING MISTAKES! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha!
i've only been online for half an hour anyway, i'm on a time limit due to my bad peepers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# oh, and in answer to your question
i'm having a large proportion of my innards patched, fixed and rebuilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I know about the gastric band you had done,
But you seemed to indicate that you have had problems for 20 odd years, did you have an accident or something, hope it all goes well anyway... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# didn't find my glasses
and it wasn't an accident, it was stones in my internals that had moved about and stuck to important bits of me, thus needing to be cut off and leaving holes in places there really shouldn't be holes. it might not have been so bad if it wasn't for the fact that nobody bothered to check for stones for 2 years. apparently, 13-year-old girls really shouldn't have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Well I won't quize you further in front of the entire internet !
But sounds nasty, fingers crossed you get it done sooner rather than later :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# ta :)
i'm lucky, in a way. from the outside, you'd never know there was anything wrong with me.
well, apart from the bad eyes and mild insanity, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# You'll be just like Lindsay Wagner when they've finished !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# i'm not that old :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# This is why I usually avoid trying to cheer people up ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# I take it you didn't find you glasses then :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Yeah, I bet he's always shagging dwarves
Hi Smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# hello!
i am eating the leftover christmas peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# This is how you boil piss.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# heheheh, nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I was wondering
Is anyone feeling hungry?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Now I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Close, but I am actually Austrian.

* WARNING: This post may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I know I'm late to this party
but not so late that I didn't get to fuck your mum
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this even remotely work?


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# ENHANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# ROTATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# SWIVEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# who do you think you are CSI?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# DO NOT ASK THE QUESTIONS. I ASK THE QUESTIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# 1337piss!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# you have better algorithms then me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# *takes off sunglasses* o___o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] It looks like we got...
A RAWR deal.



YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# i dino about that
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Clever girl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Jurassic Park 4: Fuckin' OMG Palace
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Are we not men?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# needs more boobs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# an iconic image
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# RIP Valin
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well chuck it in the other compo as well.


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# I have a remote and it works just fine thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] She's missing an advertising opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
she was and all, i would have.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Make-up by Gruffi & Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of politics...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Is that Diane Abbott?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# It is. Have a De-RIS
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16423278
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I was dividing and ruling just this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Oh god she's annoying.
She's like an MP version of Ali G: "Is it 'cuz I iz black?"

FFS. She does arguably more damage to anti-racism than the Met.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# She's my favourite chocolate hobnob.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Black people love saying stupid shit on Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# aye
I'd like to see how she'd react if someone said "black people like to play at being slaves" then claim it was an historical reference.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Ironically...
That was pretty divisive comment in itself.

Bloody Labour. Stop trying to score points and get back to being left-wing. It's not a popularity contest...

Wait...
(xaer0mancer, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I was about to post the very same question
I expect it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Blimey it's a bit dead round here at the mo isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# aye - we haven't had any new icons for eons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
#
THEOBAN!
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (14 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Royal Brew!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)

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