1000 posts and my B3taday; surely that deserves cake :)
or do I just sound needy...?
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:22,
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Happy Candle and Post Milestone.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:23,
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Thanks muchly!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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CAYKE!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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lully!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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You and me both....
Huzzah!
(Larry DeathAnger Pain Fear Aggression,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:24,
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Double birthday party!
congrats
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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needy for cake
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:25,
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...something about blowing the candle...
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:30,
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Hoooo, if only LS18 were here to see this...
Happy candleday! :D
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:25,
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Sniff, I miss him.
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:27,
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It doesn't look like he'll be returning soon
but fuck if that thread wasn't going out with a bang.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:32,
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He flounced out just before 'Moggy' came on the scene as far as I remember.
co-incidence...? *fetches tinfoil*
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:33,
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as I've said before, they can't be the same person
as moggy demonstrates a far more advanced understanding of international politics.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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THREAD? It was about a week long in total...
He built up and up then exploded!
We shall never see the likes of that kind of flounce again....
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:33,
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Which makes me grossly depressed.
It was one of the most entertaining things to happen in 2011 on here.
There were potential flounces since then, but none could match LS18's.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:42,
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Nothing will ever beat that flounce....
The fact that he went through his history deleting his posts and images was fantastic. As soon as an argument wasn't going his way it vanished...
On the upside, I learnt that you can loose an argument here, then go back the next day and edit the posts so you look like you have won, That way the b3ta historians can look back and nod with approval.
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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Link pls k thx bai
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:02,
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well as direct result of his flouncing I won another FP
I tried to reason with him and he thought that meant I was on his side but from the stuff he posted he really couldn't take such a high handed approach to other people's parody. I don't think anybody was mocking the victims of 9/11 it was all pretty much the media hysteria of it all.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:13,
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I was....
I'm also racist and enjoy torturing small animals.
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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some folk have no humanism
they just want you to agree that they are right, in their superior self satisfied fantasy in which they are right and know everything.
I need not to engage such people in debate but repeatedly say "fuck you,you stupid cunt" while staring directly into their eyes until they crack and go away forever.
and :D to this image
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:11,
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happy candlenesses
(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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Thanks :)
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:53,
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Congrats, have a pea
(Neon Guru's gonna booglarize you baby.,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:36,
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oof!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:54,
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I know, that Moire patterning is so distracting.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:15,
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yes, very well done considering the obvious difficulty of the story
i.e. 127 hours of pretty much nothing happening. Thank god for dream sequences and flashbacks.
It also meant you could go for a pee without waiting for the ad breaks and not miss anything essential, although Mrs S did just that for the crucial bit. Mind you I wish I had too!
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:02,
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errbody wants to ruuun
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:07,
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He certainly has a degree of confidence in
STRUTTIN' THAT ASS.
I personally find it quite confusing. He seems all there, and yet completely insane. The best kind of insane.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:20,
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I'm not sure if it's some kind of nervous tic where he tries to articulate his political grievances but then gets stuck in a constant loop of STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:22,
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He couldn't really let it all out. It's much deeper than politics. This is ego based jealousy.
Clinton knew how to strut dat ass. It made him an easy target.
Upon further reflection, I believe he has had to strut dat ass for extended distances. He obviously resents having had to strut dat ass for 25 miles or more.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:32,
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It seems to me he is upset because everybody wants to run,
but by the same token, he firmly believes they'll end up "UNH UNH", causing cessation of STRUTTIN DAT ASS. And Clinton. And something about Mercedes.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:12,
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I think you've hit the nail on the head
It couldn't be any clearer (apart from the bit about Mercedes - I believe the presenter drives one, but I am not sure how driving it relates to strutting ones arse)
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:06,
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it's a chauvenistic pig attitude that Clinton's got to STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:08,
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& t
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:30,
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STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:33,
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Penis extendio
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:46,
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Notional Geographic
Kalahari Bushmen watch in slight horror as their recently captured prize, a fully grown Kalahari bush cat, struggles to escape from its stout rope bindings. A bush cat of this size will feed a tribe of Bushmen for several months.
(Brian O'Blivioncontains hazardous material,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:36,
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MEOWW!!!!
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:52,
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I think you mean to say...
A tribe of Bushmen this size will feed a bush cat for several months
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:52,
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although I could be wrong. If I was a cat of that size -- those folks would only last me about 2 weeks
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:53,
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Correct. After the cat finishes licking its backside, the bushmen will be devoured in no time.
"WASH YOUR ARSE BEFORE EATING"
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:29,
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When you move your pointer over the work, do you get lots of blue guides keep flashing up at all different angles? Alternatively ... you don't have a keyboard with a dodgy shift key? ;)
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:02,
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Smart guides? Hmmm.
I get the anchors when I use the selection cursors, not with the brush tool. And my shift kEY Is fiNE daMMiT
Or ... do you mean you're using a tablet and the Paint Brush or Pencil tools, and after you release the pressure the shape you've just drawn changes completely?
If so double-click the tool's icon, there are sensitivity and accuracy settings that can be altered here.
Sorry, this is all guesswork without seeing exactly what the problem is. Can you easily screenshot/ make a screen capture video?
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:08,
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Ah. I guess from the above you're having problems with the Paint Brush.
As well as altering the settings, I recommend not working at too high a zoom level with this - the accuracy I think is measured in pixels, and so the closer you get to the work, the further it can drift out. I'd also suggest working with a decent size brush, nothing below about 4pt ... speaking from experience ;) Also double-click the brush you're using in the Brushes palette and see what its settings are there, it may need tweaking
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:12,
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Not too high a zoom? I usually work at between 200 and 300% :( You need to with a touchpad.
Oh well, I'll dig out the tablet and work from a distance
One of these... needlessly elaborate Paint scenes. I tend to do a few in a short burst, then get sick of them for about a year, and the year since the last one was just about over.
The crappy MS Paint-type ones were done with the Pencil tool and a 3px brush size with pressure variation on my ancient Wacom to drop it to 1px here and there.
A black stroke done on the topmost layer and then the brush size increased to draw fill colours behind it on the next layer down, then background layer deleted before ImageReady gif export. Mind if I ask how your pic above was done? It's very nice.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:19,
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Thanks
I drew it in Paint (with a mouse), which is also why I asked you if yours were made that way. I don't know why, but even with access to programs like FireWorks and Photoshop, I can't stop coming back to MSPaint :D (as much as a pain in the arse sampling colours can be...)