STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:07,
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1000 posts and my B3taday; surely that deserves cake :)
or do I just sound needy...?
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:22,
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or do I just sound needy...?
Hoooo, if only LS18 were here to see this...
Happy candleday! :D
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:25,
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It doesn't look like he'll be returning soon
but fuck if that thread wasn't going out with a bang.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:32,
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He flounced out just before 'Moggy' came on the scene as far as I remember.
co-incidence...?
*fetches tinfoil*
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:33,
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*fetches tinfoil*
as I've said before, they can't be the same person
as moggy demonstrates a far more advanced understanding of international politics.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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THREAD? It was about a week long in total...
He built up and up then exploded!
We shall never see the likes of that kind of flounce again....
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:33,
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We shall never see the likes of that kind of flounce again....
Which makes me grossly depressed.
It was one of the most entertaining things to happen in 2011 on here.
There were potential flounces since then, but none could match LS18's.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:42,
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There were potential flounces since then, but none could match LS18's.
Nothing will ever beat that flounce....
The fact that he went through his history deleting his posts and images was fantastic. As soon as an argument wasn't going his way it vanished...
On the upside, I learnt that you can loose an argument here, then go back the next day and edit the posts so you look like you have won, That way the b3ta historians can look back and nod with approval.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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On the upside, I learnt that you can loose an argument here, then go back the next day and edit the posts so you look like you have won, That way the b3ta historians can look back and nod with approval.
well as direct result of his flouncing I won another FP
I tried to reason with him and he thought that meant I was on his side but from the stuff he posted he really couldn't take such a high handed approach to other people's parody. I don't think anybody was mocking the victims of 9/11 it was all pretty much the media hysteria of it all.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:13,
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I tried to reason with him and he thought that meant I was on his side but from the stuff he posted he really couldn't take such a high handed approach to other people's parody. I don't think anybody was mocking the victims of 9/11 it was all pretty much the media hysteria of it all.
some folk have no humanism
they just want you to agree that they are right, in their superior self satisfied fantasy in which they are right and know everything.
I need not to engage such people in debate but repeatedly say "fuck you,you stupid cunt" while staring directly into their eyes until they crack and go away forever.
and :D to this image
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:11,
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I need not to engage such people in debate but repeatedly say "fuck you,you stupid cunt" while staring directly into their eyes until they crack and go away forever.
and :D to this image
I believe the correct responses are:
a)That's no moon
b) can it be milked? (or kill it with flaming hammers!)
See? I'm getting the hang of it at last!
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:21,
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b) can it be milked? (or kill it with flaming hammers!)
See? I'm getting the hang of it at last!
Haha, either way, just tuck in and help yourself to a slice ;-)
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:38,
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^ CANDLES!
Happy 1 year 11 months, 30 days and 1,012 posts?
CAKE
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:40,
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CAKE
Have a half-arsed semi-TOAP...
"Get back on board!" (linky)
Ok ok, it's not even a TOAP. Look, I'm bobbins with the funny stuff.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:35,
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"Get back on board!" (linky)
Ok ok, it's not even a TOAP. Look, I'm bobbins with the funny stuff.
"Coastguard.....every-thinga is-a fine-a.....it is-a the sea-a that is-a broken....over"
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A much more interesting film; riding about on a giant bloodthirsty warthog.
And happy candleday! :D
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:26,
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These are excellent
Have you got them all in one place? They are a thing of loveliness that should be shared
uoshp!
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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uoshp!
that old conundrum of "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?" should be updated to:
"what happens when you connect the nozzles of two Dyson's together and switch them on?"
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:30,
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I bet that's a ruse to stop you doing it
it probably produces a black hole but they didn't want to screw over the large hadron collider people so they put a warning on the box
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.
The ability to hoover a planet, or even a whole system, is insignificant next to the power of the Featherduster.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:33,
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Not as clumsy or random as a vacuum cleaner.
An elegant cleaning implement, for a more civilised age.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:41,
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I missed that. I was watching Arm Wrestling with Chas and Dave
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:12,
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:D
"Re-attaching a severed finger is as easy as pulling a ten pence piece from a fat lady's ear."
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:08,
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Saw the film recently.
An incredible story, and excellent film, though didn't have enough naked ladies in.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:11,
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yes, very well done considering the obvious difficulty of the story
i.e. 127 hours of pretty much nothing happening. Thank god for dream sequences and flashbacks.
It also meant you could go for a pee without waiting for the ad breaks and not miss anything essential, although Mrs S did just that for the crucial bit. Mind you I wish I had too!
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:20,
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It also meant you could go for a pee without waiting for the ad breaks and not miss anything essential, although Mrs S did just that for the crucial bit. Mind you I wish I had too!
Oh bollocks, it's bloody Monday!
Never mind, happy birthday Tiffani 'Kelly Kapowski' Thiessen - Rutger 'Roy Batty' Hauer - Chita 'WTF' Rivera and Tito 'Moobs' Ortiz.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:16,
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I WILL NEVER SELL OUT MY PEOPLE
SEXY DAD CAN STRUT DAT ASS, NO TEETH = _______ NICE SEX
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:17,
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aahh Tito Ortiz is struttin dat ass on his mobile phone
there seems to be something wrong with his head though..
the next Vin Diesel?? Brce Banner maybe hehe
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:06,
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the next Vin Diesel?? Brce Banner maybe hehe
if you do four of these a day, how long before you've done all the people on imdb?
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:43,
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I think I have just spent the past twenty minutes sinning against god...
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If he does he'll be so fuckin tired he wont be able to stand
he wont being strutting dat ass strutting dat ass strutting dat ass
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:18,
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The lack of bollocks is stylistic
Though I may now have to do another version with them in it lol!
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:44,
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STRUT DAT ASS
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=s3s1-LKJ9x0#t=51s
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=s3s1-LKJ9x0#t=51s
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=s3s1-LKJ9x0#t=51s
STRUT DAT ASS, STRUT DAT ASS, STRUT DAT ASS, STRUT DAT ASS
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 5:58,
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www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=s3s1-LKJ9x0#t=51s
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=s3s1-LKJ9x0#t=51s
STRUT DAT ASS, STRUT DAT ASS, STRUT DAT ASS, STRUT DAT ASS
All the kids are doing it.
Everybody get your nice shirt on and...
Meanwhile, ζ(s) = 2(2π)s − 1Γ(1 − s)sin(πs / 2)ζ(1 − s)
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:02,
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Meanwhile, ζ(s) = 2(2π)s − 1Γ(1 − s)sin(πs / 2)ζ(1 − s)
He certainly has a degree of confidence in
STRUTTIN' THAT ASS.
I personally find it quite confusing. He seems all there, and yet completely insane. The best kind of insane.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:20,
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I personally find it quite confusing. He seems all there, and yet completely insane. The best kind of insane.
I'm not sure if it's some kind of nervous tic where he tries to articulate his political grievances but then gets stuck in a constant loop of STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:22,
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He couldn't really let it all out. It's much deeper than politics. This is ego based jealousy.
Clinton knew how to strut dat ass. It made him an easy target.
Upon further reflection, I believe he has had to strut dat ass for extended distances. He obviously resents having had to strut dat ass for 25 miles or more.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:32,
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Upon further reflection, I believe he has had to strut dat ass for extended distances. He obviously resents having had to strut dat ass for 25 miles or more.
It seems to me he is upset because everybody wants to run,
but by the same token, he firmly believes they'll end up "UNH UNH", causing cessation of STRUTTIN DAT ASS.
And Clinton. And something about Mercedes.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:12,
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And Clinton. And something about Mercedes.
I think you've hit the nail on the head
It couldn't be any clearer (apart from the bit about Mercedes - I believe the presenter drives one, but I am not sure how driving it relates to strutting ones arse)
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:26,
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^this^ ...on reflection I think he has a valid point
UNNGH!!
no, really
edit-Steve Coogan does Woody?
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:58,
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no, really
edit-Steve Coogan does Woody?
it's a chauvenistic pig attitude that Clinton's got to STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:08,
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STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:33,
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Notional Geographic
Kalahari Bushmen watch in slight horror as their recently captured prize, a fully grown Kalahari bush cat, struggles to escape from its stout rope bindings. A bush cat of this size will feed a tribe of Bushmen for several months.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:36,
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Kalahari Bushmen watch in slight horror as their recently captured prize, a fully grown Kalahari bush cat, struggles to escape from its stout rope bindings. A bush cat of this size will feed a tribe of Bushmen for several months.
I think you mean to say...
A tribe of Bushmen this size will feed a bush cat for several months
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:52,
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although I could be wrong. If I was a cat of that size -- those folks would only last me about 2 weeks
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:53,
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Correct. After the cat finishes licking its backside, the bushmen will be devoured in no time.
"WASH YOUR ARSE BEFORE EATING"
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:29,
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Haha!
Self-mutilation would have livened that programme up no end
Edit: Even worse, I just found out they're remaking it in CGI
www.wizbit.tv/old/
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:35,
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Edit: Even worse, I just found out they're remaking it in CGI
www.wizbit.tv/old/
That thing looks like Ronald McDonald and Grimmas had a love child!
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:51,
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It's been a while since I drew one of these...
Every time I tell myself I'll cut back on intersecting gradients next time. So much sampling... :(
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Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:39,
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Every time I tell myself I'll cut back on intersecting gradients next time. So much sampling... :(
TJ, I'm playing around in illustrator.
Anyone know how to get it to stop fucking with my lines so much?
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Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:53,
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Tell me more, tell me more
Do you mean a stroke style is playing up, or the lines aren't going where you want? Do you have Snap To Grid or Snap To Point turned on?
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Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:55,
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I draw a line, and it's going "No, you don't want THAT line, you want THIS line."
The first/only thing I worked out to do in flash was how to vary the amount it modified it.
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Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:58,
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Make sure you haven't got Smart Guides turned on.
When you move your pointer over the work, do you get lots of blue guides keep flashing up at all different angles?
Alternatively ... you don't have a keyboard with a dodgy shift key? ;)
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:02,
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Alternatively ... you don't have a keyboard with a dodgy shift key? ;)
Smart guides? Hmmm.
I get the anchors when I use the selection cursors, not with the brush tool. And my shift kEY Is fiNE daMMiT
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:05,
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Or ... do you mean you're using a tablet and the Paint Brush or Pencil tools, and after you release the pressure the shape you've just drawn changes completely?
If so double-click the tool's icon, there are sensitivity and accuracy settings that can be altered here.
Sorry, this is all guesswork without seeing exactly what the problem is. Can you easily screenshot/ make a screen capture video?
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:08,
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Sorry, this is all guesswork without seeing exactly what the problem is. Can you easily screenshot/ make a screen capture video?
No worries, I thought you might be using a vector package already for some of your stuff ... or was that Flash
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:14,
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Nah, it's all photoshop. I messed with flash for a few days but didn't stick with it.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:15,
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I found Flash to be unuseable for drawing anything in, but I do know a few people who swear by it.
I guess you just have to get used to a different way of working.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:29,
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Ah. I guess from the above you're having problems with the Paint Brush.
As well as altering the settings, I recommend not working at too high a zoom level with this - the accuracy I think is measured in pixels, and so the closer you get to the work, the further it can drift out. I'd also suggest working with a decent size brush, nothing below about 4pt ... speaking from experience ;)
Also double-click the brush you're using in the Brushes palette and see what its settings are there, it may need tweaking
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:12,
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Also double-click the brush you're using in the Brushes palette and see what its settings are there, it may need tweaking
Not too high a zoom? I usually work at between 200 and 300% :( You need to with a touchpad.
Oh well, I'll dig out the tablet and work from a distance
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:15,
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Thanks!
One of these... needlessly elaborate Paint scenes. I tend to do a few in a short burst, then get sick of them for about a year, and the year since the last one was just about over.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:38,
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the combination pig-snout merkin-sporran will be all the rage this season, for ladies and for gents
also matching sandals for every limb (available singly or in sets of six)
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:47,
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also matching sandals for every limb (available singly or in sets of six)
Yiffy Womaaaan, walkin' down the street.
Yiffy Woman, the kind with paws not feet.
Yiffy Woman
I don't belive you, you're not the truth.
No one could look as furry as you.
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Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:32,
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Yiffy Woman
I don't belive you, you're not the truth.
No one could look as furry as you.
The crappy MS Paint-type ones were done with the Pencil tool and a 3px brush size with pressure variation on my ancient Wacom to drop it to 1px here and there.
A black stroke done on the topmost layer and then the brush size increased to draw fill colours behind it on the next layer down, then background layer deleted before ImageReady gif export.
Mind if I ask how your pic above was done? It's very nice.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:19,
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Mind if I ask how your pic above was done? It's very nice.
Thanks
I drew it in Paint (with a mouse), which is also why I asked you if yours were made that way. I don't know why, but even with access to programs like FireWorks and Photoshop, I can't stop coming back to MSPaint :D (as much as a pain in the arse sampling colours can be...)
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:29,
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Kudos to you, sir or madam ... and doubly so for creating this with a mouse!
 
I still miss my first graphics program, Deluxe Paint II :)
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:33,
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I still miss my first graphics program, Deluxe Paint II :)
But this was done with accurate finger action....
Or some other excuse...
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Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:48,
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Nooooooooooooooooo!
*said in the style of Darth Vader in Revenge of the Sith
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Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:07,
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I worry about myself, I really do.
I haven't had photoshop for nearly a year and the first thing I do with it is draw about thirty frames of pink willies.
Maybe I need to get out more.
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Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:21,
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Maybe I need to get out more.
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