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[challenge entry] Maybe I play too many games?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Princess sappin mah sentry!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# NEED A DISPENSER HERE
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU GRONKPAN!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# YOU WON'T BE STRUTTIN THAT ASS YOU'LL BE HALF DEAD
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# *E-RECTING A DISPENSER*
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# ENGINEER IS SPY!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# POOTDISPENSERHERE
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# POOT POOT
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# What's that, sandvich? Kill myself? Good idea!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Sandvich and me going to beat your ass!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# You punched out all my blood!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahah
Relevant screename.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Ooh...
...Almost a Phil Ken Sebben:
youtu.be/0xqcZ5UbM_I
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# 1000 posts and my B3taday; surely that deserves cake :)


or do I just sound needy...?

(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Happy Candle and Post Milestone.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Thanks muchly!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# CAYKE!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# lully!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# You and me both....
Huzzah!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Double birthday party!
congrats
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# needy for cake
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# ...something about blowing the candle...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Hoooo, if only LS18 were here to see this...
Happy candleday! :D
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Sniff, I miss him.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# It doesn't look like he'll be returning soon
but fuck if that thread wasn't going out with a bang.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# He flounced out just before 'Moggy' came on the scene as far as I remember.
co-incidence...?
*fetches tinfoil*
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# as I've said before, they can't be the same person
as moggy demonstrates a far more advanced understanding of international politics.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# THREAD? It was about a week long in total...
He built up and up then exploded!

We shall never see the likes of that kind of flounce again....
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Which makes me grossly depressed.
It was one of the most entertaining things to happen in 2011 on here.

There were potential flounces since then, but none could match LS18's.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Nothing will ever beat that flounce....
The fact that he went through his history deleting his posts and images was fantastic. As soon as an argument wasn't going his way it vanished...

On the upside, I learnt that you can loose an argument here, then go back the next day and edit the posts so you look like you have won, That way the b3ta historians can look back and nod with approval.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Link pls k thx bai
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# ^^
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# well as direct result of his flouncing I won another FP


I tried to reason with him and he thought that meant I was on his side but from the stuff he posted he really couldn't take such a high handed approach to other people's parody. I don't think anybody was mocking the victims of 9/11 it was all pretty much the media hysteria of it all.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# I was....
I'm also racist and enjoy torturing small animals.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# some folk have no humanism
they just want you to agree that they are right, in their superior self satisfied fantasy in which they are right and know everything.

I need not to engage such people in debate but repeatedly say "fuck you,you stupid cunt" while staring directly into their eyes until they crack and go away forever.

and :D to this image
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# happy candlenesses
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Congrats, have a pea

(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# oof!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I know, that Moire patterning is so distracting.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooo =]
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# PARTY TIEM!!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# happy!
and hooray username
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Yay....
Here's your thousand celebration....

And here's your cake!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I believe the correct responses are:
a)That's no moon
b) can it be milked? (or kill it with flaming hammers!)

See? I'm getting the hang of it at last!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Haha, either way, just tuck in and help yourself to a slice ;-)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# YAY! Candle!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 1 year 11 months, 30 days and 1,012 posts?

CAKE
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# ning board
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Let off some steam Bennettine.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Put down the chickenshit cheese.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# La vache qui rit
As it used to be called in Switzerland.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# "What does this remind you of?"
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Have a half-arsed semi-TOAP...

"Get back on board!" (linky)
Ok ok, it's not even a TOAP. Look, I'm bobbins with the funny stuff.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha tealol
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Cheeky fucker was up to it everywhere!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Nicely sneaked in there.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# is that Schiavelli behind him?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# No,
But I think that's Louise Woodward in the middle!
Scary.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# i see you arse
shakin' that baby, shakin' that baby
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# My third ever b3ta!!!!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# "Today, I will be mostly stealing . . . lightsabers!"
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# "Coastguard.....every-thinga is-a fine-a.....it is-a the sea-a that is-a broken....over"



/comedy racism.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha.......................also candles :)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Nice! :-)

Smug Dog.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Lols and candles!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
coast-a-guard-a!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Morning.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# hahahaa
ning Lazza and happy candlings to you
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Pfffft
Happy Candle Day!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Happy Candles
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Candles.
Nicely
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# CAYKE!
I recognise that cayke! :D

(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# CANDLES!
Happy 3 years

CAKE
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# A much more interesting film; riding about on a giant bloodthirsty warthog.
And happy candleday! :D
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)
# happy candles mr death
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Wooo

Thanks all.

3 today!!!

(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Happy candles....
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Happy candles..
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Hello
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# I always thought he was 'armless.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Damn b3tan to it *applauds*
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# A sequel? What's the 'arm in it? :D
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Yours is better.
But this is my non-comedy account.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Haha HOWEVER
*sequel
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# My dad died in a sequel, you insensitive bastard!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# was it Jaws II?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
# oops fixed.
Ta.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)
# He's made it!!!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I bet that's got one hell of a tractor beam
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# That's a TIE Fighter pilot,
not a Death Star Weapons Officer.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# These are excellent
Have you got them all in one place? They are a thing of loveliness that should be shared

uoshp!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I haven't really but ta sir!
:D
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# that old conundrum of "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?" should be updated to:
"what happens when you connect the nozzles of two Dyson's together and switch them on?"
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# you invalidate the warranty
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I bet that's a ruse to stop you doing it
it probably produces a black hole but they didn't want to screw over the large hadron collider people so they put a warning on the box
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# apparently the LHC is powered by Dysons
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.
The ability to hoover a planet, or even a whole system, is insignificant next to the power of the Featherduster.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# The FeatherDuster!!??
Aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh!!!!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Not as clumsy or random as a vacuum cleaner.
An elegant cleaning implement, for a more civilised age.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# R2! We need more suction! See if you can clean the filter!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Brill! :)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# pefect for cleaning in those awkward Death Star trenches
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# George Mucus
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Wants one...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# This does not suck.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Guess what I watched last night
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:04, archived)
# He-Man: The movie
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Monkey tennis?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
# I missed that. I was watching Arm Wrestling with Chas and Dave
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# It was He-man, wasn't it
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
# no. yes! no.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# :D
"Re-attaching a severed finger is as easy as pulling a ten pence piece from a fat lady's ear."
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# 127 Magnets?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Saw the film recently.
An incredible story, and excellent film, though didn't have enough naked ladies in.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# I bet they were in the real story
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# My Little Pony - The Movie?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# The Director's Cut
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Damn, meant to watch it!
Was it any good? WOO BTW :)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# yes, very well done considering the obvious difficulty of the story
i.e. 127 hours of pretty much nothing happening. Thank god for dream sequences and flashbacks.

It also meant you could go for a pee without waiting for the ad breaks and not miss anything essential, although Mrs S did just that for the crucial bit. Mind you I wish I had too!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
# It all turns out well in the end.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Haha....
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Oh bollocks, it's bloody Monday!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:16, archived)
# Oh and Drunken Miss Poe asked for...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:16, archived)
# STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:59, archived)
# STRUT DAT ASS, STRUT DAT ASS, STRUT DAT ASS, STRUT DAT ASS
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:09, archived)
# I WILL NEVER SELL OUT MY PEOPLE
SEXY DAD CAN STRUT DAT ASS, NO TEETH = _______ NICE SEX
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:17, archived)
# BIG CAPITAL LETTERS IN MY REPLY
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:05, archived)
# YOU HAVE A VALID POINT
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
# I KNOW!...LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
# *looks*
ooh
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# aahh Tito Ortiz is struttin dat ass on his mobile phone
there seems to be something wrong with his head though..
the next Vin Diesel?? Brce Banner maybe hehe
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:06, archived)
# ning Wobbles
how did you resist using the nip pics of TT then?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
# I thought I would get told off...
* Link or it is not true
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# if you do four of these a day, how long before you've done all the people on imdb?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Eleventeen
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Would, would, wouldn't, wouldn't
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Chita rivera looks like a young slim Jo Brand ;-)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Pfffttt...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I have just spent the past twenty minutes sinning against god...
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(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:02, archived)
# He'll never walk to Guntersville wearing those.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:13, archived)
# If he does he'll be so fuckin tired he wont be able to stand
he wont being strutting dat ass strutting dat ass strutting dat ass
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:18, archived)
# He wants to run
I'll be walkin behind him
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:38, archived)
# There appears to be a lack of bollocks?
Apart from that - Woo!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:05, archived)
# The lack of bollocks is stylistic
Though I may now have to do another version with them in it lol!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Oh what have I done...
It now resembles a costume from Blake's 7.

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(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
# is that slang for spanking it???
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:59, archived)
# Nice wand Harry *Cough* poof *Cough*
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(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Me so high right now!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 5:58, archived)
# All the kids are doing it.
Everybody get your nice shirt on and...

Meanwhile, ζ(s) = 2(2π)s − 1Γ(1 − s)sin(πs / 2)ζ(1 − s)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:02, archived)
# errbody wants to ruuun
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:07, archived)
# He certainly has a degree of confidence in
STRUTTIN' THAT ASS.

I personally find it quite confusing. He seems all there, and yet completely insane. The best kind of insane.

(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:20, archived)
# I'm not sure if it's some kind of nervous tic where he tries to articulate his political grievances but then gets stuck in a constant loop of STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:22, archived)
# He couldn't really let it all out. It's much deeper than politics. This is ego based jealousy.
Clinton knew how to strut dat ass. It made him an easy target.

Upon further reflection, I believe he has had to strut dat ass for extended distances. He obviously resents having had to strut dat ass for 25 miles or more.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:32, archived)
# It seems to me he is upset because everybody wants to run,
but by the same token, he firmly believes they'll end up "UNH UNH", causing cessation of STRUTTIN DAT ASS.
And Clinton. And something about Mercedes.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:12, archived)
# I think you've hit the nail on the head
It couldn't be any clearer (apart from the bit about Mercedes - I believe the presenter drives one, but I am not sure how driving it relates to strutting ones arse)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# ^this^ ...on reflection I think he has a valid point
UNNGH!!

no, really

edit-Steve Coogan does Woody?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:06, archived)
# it's a chauvenistic pig attitude that Clinton's got to STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS STRUT DAT ASS
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:08, archived)
# & t
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:30, archived)
# STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS STRUTTIN DAT ASS
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:33, archived)
# Penis extendio
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:46, archived)
# Notional Geographic

Kalahari Bushmen watch in slight horror as their recently captured prize, a fully grown Kalahari bush cat, struggles to escape from its stout rope bindings. A bush cat of this size will feed a tribe of Bushmen for several months.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:36, archived)
# MEOWW!!!!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:52, archived)
# I think you mean to say...
A tribe of Bushmen this size will feed a bush cat for several months
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:52, archived)
# although I could be wrong. If I was a cat of that size -- those folks would only last me about 2 weeks
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:53, archived)
# Correct. After the cat finishes licking its backside, the bushmen will be devoured in no time.
"WASH YOUR ARSE BEFORE EATING"
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 4:42, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 4:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 4:39, archived)
# get your arse to mars!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:44, archived)
# Oops
My mistake. :)
* amends press release *
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:00, archived)
# Is it flufah tiem?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:53, archived)
# sure, why not?
 
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:52, archived)
# Brave Cat
A fearsome mouse made that hole.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 3:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 4:04, archived)
# WOAH
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 4:10, archived)
# Sink-hole cat
Is watching you aviate
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 4:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:32, archived)
# What a find!
The plump forest kitten.

I really want one.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:15, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:22, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:32, archived)
# hes asking you to ring the magic ambulance
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:35, archived)
# too late now
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Haha!
Self-mutilation would have livened that programme up no end

Edit: Even worse, I just found out they're remaking it in CGI
www.wizbit.tv/old/
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:35, archived)
# That thing looks like Ronald McDonald and Grimmas had a love child!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:51, archived)
# hahaha
a little obscure for some perhaps
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 6:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:08, archived)
# ... this-a-way
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:00, archived)
# my oh my!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:23, archived)
# I always new it!
Bar piss
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:32, archived)
# I like my pint of the yellow stuff to come from a hand pump
and none of that French muck, either
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Sure is quiet.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# So that explains Carling...
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] .


(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# It's been a while since I drew one of these...

Every time I tell myself I'll cut back on intersecting gradients next time. So much sampling... :(
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Blimey.
We have an arts.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# More of a craft than an art :)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# TJ, I'm playing around in illustrator.
Anyone know how to get it to stop fucking with my lines so much?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Tell me more, tell me more
Do you mean a stroke style is playing up, or the lines aren't going where you want? Do you have Snap To Grid or Snap To Point turned on?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I draw a line, and it's going "No, you don't want THAT line, you want THIS line."
The first/only thing I worked out to do in flash was how to vary the amount it modified it.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Make sure you haven't got Smart Guides turned on.
When you move your pointer over the work, do you get lots of blue guides keep flashing up at all different angles?
Alternatively ... you don't have a keyboard with a dodgy shift key? ;)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Smart guides? Hmmm.
I get the anchors when I use the selection cursors, not with the brush tool. And my shift kEY Is fiNE daMMiT
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
# I just turned smart guides off, not helping
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Or ... do you mean you're using a tablet and the Paint Brush or Pencil tools, and after you release the pressure the shape you've just drawn changes completely?
If so double-click the tool's icon, there are sensitivity and accuracy settings that can be altered here.

Sorry, this is all guesswork without seeing exactly what the problem is. Can you easily screenshot/ make a screen capture video?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Ah, that's the bunny. Cheers drimbs.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:10, archived)
# No worries, I thought you might be using a vector package already for some of your stuff ... or was that Flash
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Nah, it's all photoshop. I messed with flash for a few days but didn't stick with it.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I found Flash to be unuseable for drawing anything in, but I do know a few people who swear by it.
I guess you just have to get used to a different way of working.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Ooh, I've found how to turn anti-aliasing off.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Ah. I guess from the above you're having problems with the Paint Brush.
As well as altering the settings, I recommend not working at too high a zoom level with this - the accuracy I think is measured in pixels, and so the closer you get to the work, the further it can drift out. I'd also suggest working with a decent size brush, nothing below about 4pt ... speaking from experience ;)
Also double-click the brush you're using in the Brushes palette and see what its settings are there, it may need tweaking
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Not too high a zoom? I usually work at between 200 and 300% :( You need to with a touchpad.
Oh well, I'll dig out the tablet and work from a distance
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Ooh, nice!
Have a click
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Drew one of what?
it's lovely what ever it is :D
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Thanks!
One of these... needlessly elaborate Paint scenes. I tend to do a few in a short burst, then get sick of them for about a year, and the year since the last one was just about over.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
# OMFG WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPOIL EVERYTHING
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:00, archived)
# for the sake of all that is holy -- WHY?!??
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:17, archived)
# the combination pig-snout merkin-sporran will be all the rage this season, for ladies and for gents
 
also matching sandals for every limb (available singly or in sets of six)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 2:47, archived)
# Ooh baby
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 3:30, archived)
# :)

Previously on 26: ABCDEFG
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# The fuck?!
Is that thing laying an egg?!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Hahah
This is slightly more SFW!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Yiffy Womaaaan, walkin' down the street.
Yiffy Woman, the kind with paws not feet.
Yiffy Woman
I don't belive you, you're not the truth.
No one could look as furry as you.


(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha make a YT video of this.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Easy tiger, buy a guy dinner first.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
I especially like A - D. Did you make them in Paint?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Ta. All in Photoshop, just trying out different tool settings
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
#
What kind of tool did you use for those, then, if I may ask?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
# The crappy MS Paint-type ones were done with the Pencil tool and a 3px brush size with pressure variation on my ancient Wacom to drop it to 1px here and there.
A black stroke done on the topmost layer and then the brush size increased to draw fill colours behind it on the next layer down, then background layer deleted before ImageReady gif export.
Mind if I ask how your pic above was done? It's very nice.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Thanks
I drew it in Paint (with a mouse), which is also why I asked you if yours were made that way. I don't know why, but even with access to programs like FireWorks and Photoshop, I can't stop coming back to MSPaint :D (as much as a pain in the arse sampling colours can be...)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Kudos to you, sir or madam ... and doubly so for creating this with a mouse!
 
I still miss my first graphics program, Deluxe Paint II :)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Awesomes
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:31, archived)
# Weeeeeeee:D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# ARRRRRGHHHH!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahah!
I love this shit
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I think this may be some kind of Genius. Woo!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I'm so dizzy
my head is spinning
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# like a whirlpool, it never ends
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 4:44, archived)
# I should have you on ignore, i should
!!!!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# *boiks*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:44, archived)
# This does my head in.
'clicks'
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:03, archived)
# yeehaww!!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:48, archived)
# That's magic!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# been done ;)
Check my fp's
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# But this was done with accurate finger action....
Or some other excuse...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Lovely finger action :)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Awww, it got away!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
nicely.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# awww, squee! what a cute little fella
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# also, they don't always get away
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo!
*said in the style of Darth Vader in Revenge of the Sith
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# From victim to aggressor
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
you have become too good at animating cocks!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I worry about myself, I really do.
I haven't had photoshop for nearly a year and the first thing I do with it is draw about thirty frames of pink willies.

Maybe I need to get out more.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# sorry FIEND had to do it ;D
ps nice bum:D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha
....and I'm fresh out of Eye-bleach
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Nice cdc :D
Woo
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Headshot!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Woo for excellent CDC
Smoothly done.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Haha ha
Cool. :)
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:38, archived)

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