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(grotpig, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# great b movie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# indeed, I felt a real buzz watching it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# those snooze buttons are a scam
I press them and they don't make me feel sleepy at all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Right, lets see if this contraption works


I wonder if I should have read the instructions first, I hope I'm using it right.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# product recall!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
# JML!! DAMN YOU!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# GET YOUR ASS TO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# just a bit of fun Mods....I'll make my own way too teh naughty step shall I?
...




(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Whut?
Have I missed dramas?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# drama?
just being silly s'all
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I don't think we stopped sigs appearing on the FP
more that the sig code was written long after the FP was written and we didn't ever bother rolling it out there

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
# sorry rob
just to nip this in the bud, I wasn't having a pop or anything, just some japery. Dunno why I picked the signature thing, just thougt i'd be funny...

right thats it I'm going back to bloody bed
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Kick him in the nuts Rob :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I know a bloke in the Wirral
who'd pay good money for that
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10679865
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
# You realise that a mod wouldn't have a problem simply editing it out of your post.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)
# But shurely, if a mod edits the image it becomes the mods fp not Clays
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# not if teh bracket forms part fo the image
I'm just having a bit of light mischief

when did this place get so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Inevitably...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# bloody
code monkey won't let me edit in my bracket into an Fped image
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha
What the fuck?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
# wah wah wah..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Full on 'Working from home' lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)
# this made me actually laugh out loud
*click* I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)
# pfft
well at least a few knew not to take it seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Something something magic donkey
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Can you make me a pro front page bracket, 400px wide ? kthnxbye
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# we have top men working on it
...'top men'
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Top!
Hole!
(repooc, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# I have the new and improved fp bracket.
Stealth FP bracket, it's 401 wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
# well done for fucking up the front page in my browser
is this a trying to be cool thing or a trying to be a cunt thing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
# I'm feeling the width :)
is 'injested' in jest?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# eh, wut?
what's going on here then?
no sigs on the front page?
so anyone can just come along and nick it?
what
what?
are those my feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
# sigs as in
"Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Oh!
why the fucking fuss?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# I've no idea matey?
I seem to have tried to aim at funny and hit the "tits up/ everyone thinks im being serious" target instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
now this is the sort of low brow smut I come here for

clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# moar orange juice and croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
# As its quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# disturbing :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# great
that's me not sleeping tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# beautifully sinister

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# This still scares the shuddering fuck out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# ^This^
What the fuck was it in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# An old Toy commercial
youtu.be/xKMC4Z1ckXY



(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# and in other news...
I see 'smearballs' Baby in the corner is back on FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Just a little skyrim titter

Apologies
(Virulent, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:14, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A LIE LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Arf! Meme lols.
Up to level 57 now. I thought it topped out at 50 and had a fab sneak/archer/dual wielding build, and then found out you could go over.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)
# a mate let me play GTA4
the other week. the last computer game I'd played before that was probably microdot on the commodore 64. needless to say I was bloody gobsmacked. I've got a feeling if I ever got it I'd disappear into it and never come out.
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Nah. GTA4 you'd get fed up with its galactically irritating gameplay.
Vice City, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Vice City was my fav.
Closely followed by San Andreas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# you are correct!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)
# GTA4 also lacked a lot of the humour of VC and SA
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# really?
the radio/ TV stations cracked me up though

I'll have to check the earlier versions out
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Hopefully GTA V will sort that out
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# but the graphics look so crap now I've played the later one
plus I doubt the lap dancers have as nice polygons ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# i was addicted to gta4's online play
i used to destroy people in the helicopter, ahhhh, good times.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
# so that was bloody you was it!
Mr NOOBFUCKER I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I had to restart it to get the 15 artefacts trophy

currently at the caves at the beginning before the real quests start and I'm at level 23 already..using a game glitch so I don't get my arsed kicked :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Just so I got it right
The point of Skyrim is to wander around aimlessly, stabbing chickens, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# There's a tad more to it than that...
But yes, lots of aimless wandering. Some fairly targeted wandering, and a few more things than chickens to stab.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Sheep's ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Walk around in your pants. Collect thistles.
Wonder at the very short memory of the people. Push witches off cliffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I walked into a Jarl's throne room,
accidently caught the dragon shout button and FUS RO DAH'd at the table. Crockery and silveryware EVERYWHERE. Found it really quite amusing, especially as everyone just sort of stared at me. Didn't even mention that I accidently the entire dinner set!
(Virulent, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# yeah, there's a lot of that
but it mostly consists of one running around a bunch of caves that look the same killing zombies whilst trying to complete a quest that's very similar to ones you just completed.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
# GO HERE. KILL BADDY. BRING BACK THING.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Better than Fallout New Vegas
where the point is to wander round aimlessly, get stuck in an invisible wall, freeze and lose all of your saves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# this is a good joke
but the meme quote itself is getting annoying

also i gave up on skyrim at about level 30, i have it on ps3 and heard it gets major laggy as you progress. so fuck that.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# depends on how old your ps3 is (apparently it only happens on earlier models)
either way the patch is coming out in the next couple of days
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# yup I am at lvl 48 on one save file and it runs to a dead stop after about 2 - 3 hrs playing

switching the ps3 off then restarting fixes it, but that's not really the best fix
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# one day, I'll get this game
and if it's anything like morrowind

I'll be stealing things

knives, forks, spoons, food, paper, weapons, lamps, vases, cloth

and selling it at other locations for a small profit

Morrowind brought out my inner cleptomaniac I can't imagine it'll be any different with skyrim
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
# I recently purchased the Oblivion 5-year-anniversary box for cheap as I never played it the first time round
it's a good substitute while I'm waiting for Skyrim to cross my magical 20ยฃ barrier
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
# my gear struggles with morrowind
I need more science before I can get any modern games
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft
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(DJTK, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:05, archived)
# If ever Richard Branson and Eddie Izzard had a bum-baby,
that one on the right is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
# It is Richard Branson lol
(DJTK, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)
# is that usaine bolt?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)
# pfffft dressed in white too
the tart
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun, SURELY???
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:24, archived)
# Seams?
Yes, I think seams have been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Seams, seams, seams....

Better?

(SonofRojBlake, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Hey It's Friday!
Have a shit joke!



Coincidentally, this is also the 200th shit joke... you can see the previous 199 (including the ones you've missed) right here.

*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:12, archived)
# you can't beat a good curling joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Oh good, now I can spend the entire morning rereading shit jokes.


or not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:21, archived)
# DOGBOMB!
Where have you been all my life?

all my life lately
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Deadlining
my arse off.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# W A K E - U P - B 3 T A ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Very early NING b3ta and Happy Birthday; Blythe Danner, Bridget Regan, Warwick Davis, Maitland Ward and Morgan Fairchild.



* So many girls.... Such a little man....

ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 6:35, archived)
# ah kahlan!
suprising good for a silly tv show

ning wb!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:31, archived)
# one of the many great pics from our spam catalogue today

cfb

some great photoshop nightmares in there too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:51, archived)
# is it the late 80's all over again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:20, archived)
# This.

We know you're putting them up your mimsies, lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Dang, I was going for early 90's
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:24, archived)
# C Batteries!
They can go fuck themselves!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:30, archived)
# they really are the worst
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:34, archived)
# Then you need....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I see someone's renamed wanksocks as grip socks above.
This magazine's all about the adult material, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Next thing they'll be selling soap dispensers
for the tit wanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:04, archived)
# nice to see Warwick
comedy legend
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:09, archived)
# woo
Not karens. coulve dun wiv a cuppasoup
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16866019
(1.618..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:25, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:55, archived)
# Heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 6:10, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:04, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:08, archived)
# tall, skinny latte
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# haha!
I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
#
Grated minds, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] WITH GREAT POWER...
(1.618..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 3:30, archived)
# It's the responsible thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:22, archived)
# i must've put my stupid brain in today
i'm rissing on this one
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:32, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 2:13, archived)
# Hey old timer
where the fuck have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 3:06, archived)
# I am always here.
Watching.

Always watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 6:46, archived)
# EAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 3:11, archived)
# SWAB
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 3:44, archived)
# Piratear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:56, archived)
# Or possibly privatear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:56, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFasI9ZBrCY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahaha oh dear
also...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# OH, I AMOOSE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# WHAT EVER YOU WANT, LEO GETZ. GEDDIT?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGSq!

spotify:track:4zUQ6efSIEo7877lsltoaR (She's Got That Vibe by R. Kelly & Public Announcement)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:36, archived)
# tee hee
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# The Island of Dr Moreau is great because Brando has lost the will to live.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# never saw it
wells, some nutjob eh.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# David Thewlis is in it, and he's clearly taking the piss.
I like the bit when he's talking to the dog-boy-mutant-man-chode

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5-u486LjyU

it's, garbage
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# dude, you are on a roll today
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Every time I hear this line I hear...
"no beer and no tv makes Homer something something"....

Best Simpsons line EVER!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Go crazy...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Don't mind if i do!
*phip phwip phip phwip
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# fnar
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I had to find him :D
I'll drop this here also. Not a movie but I don't care best line ever as provided by the excellent actor J.K. Simmons in Portal 2. Check him out on youtube if you want Ris :)



(also completely understood dialogue)

Ninj edit: and as I've just discovered the voice of the captain in Flapjack.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# :D
The whole Cave thing is inspired.
Plus he was excellent in Oz, too ... another sadly-missed program along with Vids. 4LATER and in fact all quality television 4EVA IN ARE HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# kes
hahahaha

woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# There's a point in The Shining where Halloran is driving a yellow VW and pasts a crashed red VW.
His car was originally red in the book.

WHATDOESITMEAN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# red VW are shit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# WATDOESITMEEN?
There is no other than Kubrick.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# what does anything mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# kubrick liked bananas
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# but not radishes
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] like this?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Thing On Titanic Water?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# yes
because that is the exact line from the film I was aiming for :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] also wik
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha. I will just leave this here and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Rissiest compo ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# oh i dunno,
I didn't think it was so cryptic. would it help if i changed the filename? :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# not really
I'm quite pissed*

* see UK definition
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Being urinated on by a soho prostitute?
*in that club too.... The pissed club not my crap inuendo.... Although my Mrs' does have poor bladder control.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Yes.
Or just say what it is. I don't get it either.
This whole compo, while very good, is making me feel retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I'm the thing of the world?
or did I misunderstand misunderstood dialogue?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# ah. ffs...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I'm just not a fan of shit puns on the best of days
 
and just to state my assumptions, all puns are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure it's a bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Nobody puts Baby in a coroner
Taken off FP?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# wtf?
are the mods trying to stir it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# SCANDAL OF THE DECADE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# This just in from b3ta; In what the media is already describing as Swazyegate
some picture no longer appears on a page it used to appear on!
We'll be back with more news as it happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# woteva neckst?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Mu will be reporting from inside the scandal:
Like some crazy Trojan!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# lol swazyegate.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# So what happened then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# dunno it was there then it was gone.
I'm on an emotional roller coaster rigght now. Might kill myself.
blood on my monitor all over B3ta home page cops will find out
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# It's a fucking outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# trying to hold back the tears but I cant stop
Cutting my scrotum with a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Self-harm photo post imminent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
#
scrotum chicken legs
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Ask for your donation money back
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# maybe i need to give more
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# You should be ok if you gave more then 700 pounds sterling
...you did right?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Mod giveth, and mod taketh away :(
Disgusting behaviour though.

*bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
#
mind your keming
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:21, archived)
# Are we not allowed to thrown babies at walls now?
Crazy crazy world!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# maybe it's cuz i'm canadian and we told the queen to fuck off in the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Right that's it now. Fuck off out!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# everyone in the UK loves the queen
Exhibit A:
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/william_and_kate_royal_wedding_pictures.jpg
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Don't show this to Jenny Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I did, she frigged over it.
I HAVE THE MP4

WAKE UP PEEPALS!??!...!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# THIS BITCH BEE JIZZIN SUM SWEET CREM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# well that's the jubilee surprise ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# "You made Liz milk herself you toss twat"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Oh.My.
well lookit that

edit: off for another beer to help the unseeing process
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:55, archived)
# probably a drunk mod lolz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# it was too good for the front page.
 
I'll leave it at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Hazy Joel goes to Glasto?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# icy dead people?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Titanic?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# I SEE DIRTY-HAIRED FASHION-ANARCHISTS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# DIRTY CUNT...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, poorly
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:27, archived)
[challenge entry] evening

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# fuck yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Bzzzz
Set phasers to stung!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL, MY COMIC GENIUS IS WASTED ON YOU PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# i smiled when i read it, but i was too busy looking for an fp image of patrick swayze that isn't there to reply
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# welcome to my world. I am light years ahead of this place, that's why nobody understands me.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] May I pop this bogger in?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 2:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
#

spotify:track:5O0284f0sV0myaW903HVkh (Verbal by Amon Tobin)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# pfft
silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] My god...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Hmm...isn't it "full of stars" both the reflected poster and the bit in 2001?
Clearly I need to re-read this compo thingie, I was so certain it was something about misheard lines

...which is why I've been more or less clueless without checking filenames
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# wot was a convoluted way of saying
thank g*d I get this one
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
#
to all three points
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Everybody be cool, this is a robbery...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# This is good but...
isn't it "fucking pricks"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# uh yah
www.b3ta.com/challenge/misunderstood/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Hedgehog already had a fit on day 1 about people conflating 'misheard' and 'misunderstood'...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# he's mental
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I think I just misconstrued this post
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Sorry, I thought you'd genuinely misheard the line
and now I can't be bothered to be a compo spec nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
Please don't delete your account :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# However, I have just made this, for future convenience
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# ground hog day
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)

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