teh quo appear to be wanking in a winter wonderland
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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Sunday is teh holiest day!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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That is very similar to the one I did last year?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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Did you call?And woo!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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Yes, please.No, that's ok. I'll stand while I'm waiting my turn.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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yeah, baby, work those grapes!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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*gets in line*
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Misunderstood Dialogue"){kind=small}
pffftand seein' as it's so quiet 'round here....
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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baby it's cold outside
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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What a prick! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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:-) This is what happens when you let Jim Bowen have a pet polar bear!
Ha ha! Looks like it was a lovely 'do'Have this again from earlier
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:37,
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pffftyour mind is special place
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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that's just disgusting!bridesmaids in pale blue? what were they thinking?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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now do a red dwarf versionwith a pay off f "rim me you holographic smeghead
(,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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Ha!Worf: always the bridesmaid, never the bride!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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Master Artists in Winter #2
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:59,
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Thanks bothAm looking forward to doing Lowry and Brueghel - should be a doddle
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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This was #1, BTW, from the last time it snowed
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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Is that what happens when you freeze previously boiled piss? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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Only if you rapidly flash-freeze it:Take one vat of fresh piss
Bring to the boil
Poor into liquid helium
Spread liberally
Skate on surface
(Bring to the boil
Poor into liquid helium
Spread liberally
Skate on surface
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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as far back as I remember...
Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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Funny, don't remember Plymouth accents in any Scorsese movies?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 12:04,
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"E be a made man, Proper Job"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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Plymouth Argile FC put a pie eater in goal, 'cos nothin would get pasty!
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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Correction'oreet moi ansumm'
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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quite right mine sounds cockney looking at it
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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I live near the Ginsters factoryand I can confirm that the people who work there are complete animals and do shit, piss and snot in the products.
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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:(=)================*
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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Mustafa Bin Dun...
with free, built-in spang
blyerkit e k trilby,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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run you pans? pan you fools?run pan fools? fools fools fools? pan pan pan? run run run?
gimme an R, gimme an I etc
(gimme an R, gimme an I etc
sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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Anyone for scrambled orcs?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:48,
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Please sir, can I have some more? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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No. I've posted three times this week.I'm knackered. Bugger off. ;)
( blyerkit e k trilby,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:28,
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I been in the snows!
I'm particularly proud of my beard and the missus' hair
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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i knew it. you're just a big white snowy dick PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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They look lovely...I have not made one today, but here is last years...
* EDIT: Are you in my back garden?
(* EDIT: Are you in my back garden?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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Nice =] Not much here on the south coast, but just enough for this!
Frogbeat,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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Cheers matey :)Have a photograph of Nina I took when we were there last week:
^CFB
(
^CFB
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:40,
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:)That 24 really is quite some lens.
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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That's what I quickly realised when I borrowed yours :)
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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Happy 8 years, 11 months and 27 days???
CAKE
(CAKE
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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They uhh... blew off in a storm.I wish we had snow in Preston like this now, I'd go out and make another.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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WITH BIGGER, STURDIER TITS, DAMMIT! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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Next time it snows, I'm tempted to make a snow version of my fox characterto scare the shit out of the neighbours.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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Haha... I'm tempted to go into my shared garden...And make my nextdoor nieghbours into snowmen, with the twigs for arms hitting each other and a can of stella on the ground.... I don't think they'd see the funny side though!
(,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:40,
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SPANGALF! (I know that isn't the pun, but still...)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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*deep breath*You're gonna need a...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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Groan!
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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I'm loving this compoIt's Spang Central ;)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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...spice rack?sorry, i've never seen jaws and i'm a bit thick too
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:03,
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I would love it if Brody said that
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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It's in the DVD extrasRight after they kill the shark a massive hunk of meat falls on their boat and the other guy's like "Ah hell yeah Brody now you can make us your famous shark gumbo" and Brody takes a look at the ship's kitchen (which is really small it's basically just a cardboard box full of beans) and then he says it.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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.. selection of delicious spices, for when we catch this massive tasty fish.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 12:09,
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this is not the thyme or plaice Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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do you mean extra terrestrial?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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3 balls per pube, dems da rules for off worlders
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:25,
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having been a regular of foam parties in the 90s I can honestly say they are not as much fun as they look and your clothing is ruined afterwards
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:32,
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What could be more entertainingThan falling over with your eyes burning while listening to music?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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pushing pins into your nuts while taking naughty drugs
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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You bring the drugsI'll go buy a pack of cashews.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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and your doobies get wet real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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is that prince william, next to et? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:02,
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Quick & seamy, nicked from Siki, hello
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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Is that the Heather Mills bottle opener on the right ?
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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I had a bottle of that I was half legless by the end of it.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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was that on top of the two bottles of wine?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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You heard about that lol Yeah I'd finished one bottle of wine and was playing Skyrim and got so engrossed I decided to open the other bottle and without realising just how much I had drunk I was well out of it by the time I'd finished playing luckily I took the precaution of drinking plenty of water to lessen the hangover which wasn't as bad as I had expected. :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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very noice gov'nor Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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TY sirand how does this fine day find you
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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it's no so bad, it looks cold outside though
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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NiceTilt Lens Effectand lovely icicles that must have been bloody freezing down there, do you go down these tunnels as part of your job?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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Nah I work in ITI go into sewers, mines and drains just for a laugh
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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Yeah but you have all the proper equipment and I assume authority to go down there?or do you just see and nice hole and get right in there ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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I have waders, torches, a tripod, camera and a gas meter as for authority lets just say I don't want anyone seeing me
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:28,
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Have you met anybody strange down there?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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yeah :D I was in an old air raid shelter abut 60 foot underground and bumped into two lads also taking pics, we had a chat for half hour and said our goodbyes
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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It's great that people are willing to look for new angles in photographythe one from that Russian photographer and his friends who get up on top of very high buildings and structures freaked me out. Mostly they do it without any safety equipment and they go to the very edge of a girder or something and photograph straight down ensuring the they get their feet and the girder in shot just to freak out people like me who does not enjoy heights - stunning photography though :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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ooh do you have a linky to that?sounds ace!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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It was in the Metro I'll see if I can find the the article(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:05,
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eep!Just one slip and it's game over
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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It made me fear and I was just looking at the photos
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 12:10,
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cheers!Just had a look at the Bedworth Water Tower - imagine having that thing at the end of your garden...
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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be careful you can lose hours on 28dl
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:05,
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that kiln looks a bit cold,but the model of bangor bay is very detailed.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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yes i knowi is playing wid chew.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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*clicks for biggie*:(
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:52,
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In ar hertsthe real biggies are
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers/
(www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers/
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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cheers!I've been playing around with my new camera that I got myself for christmas. 12MP Canon -- it's a point-and-shoot, but i found an open-source firmware that allows me to do all of the nice raw images, time lapse, and manual overrides.
I've been playing a lot with manual noise reduction (shoot 16 shots raw, process as clean as possible then blend all 16 images into one virtually noise-free (even in the dark) image). I have been getting very sharp results. If you haven't tried it, do it NAO
(I've been playing a lot with manual noise reduction (shoot 16 shots raw, process as clean as possible then blend all 16 images into one virtually noise-free (even in the dark) image). I have been getting very sharp results. If you haven't tried it, do it NAO
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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Cool... ice cold, in factYou could spear someone with those icicles...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:00,
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yes! then you can eat them after you kill them. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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Very nice...Here is one I took earlier.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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That's a splendid capture of the cove
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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mornin'
Google translate:
muuurghhh = "Ok Rick, try not to move and apply pressure to the main artery on the leg to avoid excessive blood loss"
uuurgh...cicicic = "I'll be back with help as soon as I can Rick, in the meantime use your jacket as a sun shade to avoid dehydration"
uuurgh...iciticiccic...uuurgh= "Gentlemen, come quickly, there has been an incident at Tard's Pass a man needs urgent medical assistance, speed is vital"
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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Is this based on a true story? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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I'm not gonna lieI am that pony boy.
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:36,
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i must apologize for reading this and enjoying it, but not letting you knowI wonder how he would get along with Jeremy the Annoying Horse®
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:56,
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Hahaha!TV would have been so much more fun if you had been directing back then.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:24,
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Epic!Jason McQ - the 2nd most annoying horse on b3ta.
(
Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:41,
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Ning b3ta, not many to choose from today...Happy Birthday; Barbara Hershey, Bobby Brown and Vivian Wu.
* Barbara Hershey does have a lovely helmet
(* Barbara Hershey does have a lovely helmet
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:02,
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and in other news... I've got 6 Inches!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:15,
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No snow herejust warm weather and beautiful beaches.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:23,
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I know what you mean...Hull is always warmer, due to the burning fires of hell, bubbling beneath!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:30,
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Hull appears to have officially frozen over(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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Bloody hell, I knew the were a bit backward up there...EDIT:
Where did you find that!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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Check the date in the webcam imagenot the date in the link beneath the image.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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Sorry, I just noticed that...Do you have access to all web-cams or is it just Hull you keep an eye on?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 9:03,
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Having been born in Beverley (just up the road)I like to keep an eye on the place. You know, like an early warning system in case they start to realise they can escape. It's also the second link on Google for 'Hull webcam'.
Have a bit of Leeds while you're at it: webcam-leeds.stage.lldev.co.uk/webcam_processed.jpg
(Have a bit of Leeds while you're at it: webcam-leeds.stage.lldev.co.uk/webcam_processed.jpg
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 9:05,
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I love the Hull one, I could watch this all day...Although there did not appear to be much work done on that site yesterday and I love the way the camera jams at 9:23 until about 12:30, while the are nicking all the building materials!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 9:10,
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ha ha hacheck today's riveting action:
- A light is switched off
- Another light ominously just fades out
www.ewwa.net/wx/videolastday.wmv
(- A light is switched off
- Another light ominously just fades out
www.ewwa.net/wx/videolastday.wmv
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 9:12,
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he hethere's fuck all else to do in Hull.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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same here, spent the day playing cricket in the suntomorrow will be a day at the beach
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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A lovely cool day in Radelaide.Rain and everything.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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we've had nearly a week of it, so it's nice to get a few days of good weather real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:08,
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"My girl's like candy, a candy treat. I punched her right up off her feet.."
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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Back In Black!I'll have your best single malt Scotch.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 4:42,
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I did some rendering the other day...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 7:54,
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Henry's got his tools. He'll sort out the terrible mess you've made.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:51,
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Is this Blender 3D with the Cycles renderer?I like it.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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fucking hell its latehai moff.
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 3:52,
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Sunday afternoon here.Lazy, lazy Sunday.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 4:50,
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moffy and meThe hilarious sitcom in which a struggling sitcom writer has to rent out a room in his apartment to make ends meet, and who, through a variety of inconceivable events which occur in order ends up renting the room to "moffy", and then the hilarity ensues!
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:00,
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There's no need for this kind of behavior.edit: not so fucking dandruffy; Gary Oldskull
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 4:43,
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well, what if the world blew up -- RIGHT NOW PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:13,
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With enough plutonium and a centrifuge we could do it man.You talk to the libyans and I'll jury rig a blender.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:18,
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exactly how many Libyans will you need(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 2:01,
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Very nice!but it would need a much better engine than stock.
(
tubaman,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 4:29,
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Planet X is approaching -- YAY! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 2:01,
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My Tumblr Drylr is broken at the moment. My house is full of damp clothes :(
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:19,
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At least you've got one! I dry my clothes on a pulley. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:22,
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Does he have one? Is an object defined by its purpose still the same object when it can no longer serve that purpose?Surely a hammer that no longer hammers can no longer be a hammer.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:24,
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Exactly - sort of. The definition of a tool is an object used by a person (or animal/entity) for a specific aim, end or purpose.If it no longer meets this criteria then it is no longer a tool. The same with the hammer and tumble dryer, if they no longer hammer, or tumble dry then they're no longer hammers or tumble dryers.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:32,
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Objects. Lumps of metal on broken sticks. Metal boxes full of burnt out components.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:35,
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Well that would certainly clear things up at the repair shop:"Yeah - I need a new part for a metal box full of burnt out components"
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:37,
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"I can't really tell you what the part is because until it is in use it's just a meaningless collection of bits of metal and stuff"
(
4Q just lurking,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:39,
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Or, if you're not being stubborn, you say I need a new part for what used to be my tumble dryer. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:40,
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And what do you call the part?If it's never been used, then you can't describe what it used to be.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:46,
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We covered this.www.b3ta.com/board/10681486
Then Mothra pwned me.
(Then Mothra pwned me.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:47,
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Yeah, he did, didn't he.+1 for taking it like a skin-bag full of organs and bones that used to be a man.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:52,
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I'd take that further and sayit's possible to take the position that objects are defined solely by their present use. So a hammer in a toolbox is not a hammer, it only becomes a hammer when you hammer something with it.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:30,
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I'd take it further still and say that the role of the object is actually defined by the opinion of the user/observer.The un-used hammer in a toolbox is still a hammer because its owner KNOWS it can hammer when called upon.
The rock becomes a hammer when the monkey realises it can hit other monkeys with it. It wasn't a hammer before then, and once the other enraged monkeys tear the hitty monkey apart it will cease to be a hammer.
(The rock becomes a hammer when the monkey realises it can hit other monkeys with it. It wasn't a hammer before then, and once the other enraged monkeys tear the hitty monkey apart it will cease to be a hammer.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:34,
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In conclusion thenyou're a tool, because everyone knows you are.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:37,
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He looks good, but I don't think he'll ever fill the original's didgerdo :(
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:41,
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What if you were never told you're a human?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 4:47,
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just wait till you see his kfc bargain bucket
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 2:05,
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At least you have clothes! I have to sew soiled nappies together with tampon strings.
(
4Q just lurking,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:27,
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Wait, aren't you a doctor? You should be rolling with monies.Buy a new damn dryer.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:30,
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lots of goodness and goofsnow zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:33,
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i tried to make my left eye look at the left one and my right eye the right & I shit out my teeth
( smearballs double bag it!,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 7:58,
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This is in my head when i wake up, thank you for making it into a picturethank you
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 4:36,
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infiltrated by TB-riddled monochrome nocturnal mammals
(another pearoast from a while back)
calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:25,
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You've been a b3tan for nearly 7 years and you've just posted 2 reposts in 2 new threads?Are you looking for a spanking?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:27,
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yeah...I'm tired, it's late... haven't read the FAQ for 6 years 9 months... sorry!
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:31,
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Tut tutand it's bindun
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:33,
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butI did it first. Quite a few years ago, in fact.
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:35,
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I'm going to gaz rob and ask him to reinstate your L-plates.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:34,
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Fun new feature! You keep your L Plates for 3 months or until you get 5 commendations from regulars with over 10k posts. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:36,
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I would just like to state for the record that I am bribable. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:56,
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I would not make a trustworthy regular PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:57,
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I don't know what this means but I endorse it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:02,
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Aw man, good idea. We could get xp from meeting certain daily challenges!
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:13,
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Instead of post-count we could have user levels!You're a genius!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:19,
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Don't think they can be REinstated......because as I recall I never had them - I think they were introduced after I joined.
So ner-ner-ne-ner-ner!! with nobs on!
(this may be wrong though, as my memory is fucked.)
(So ner-ner-ne-ner-ner!! with nobs on!
(this may be wrong though, as my memory is fucked.)
calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:37,
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You're the reason why they were introduced.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:40,
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ah yeahI remember now!
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:44,
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what? WHAT?Mu, I need that image, it's the best thing in my profile. Please get it back for me.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:39,
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I don't have a copy, it was on one of my old machines.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:41,
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NO MU, GET IT BACK NOW.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:43,
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Mu, that is my favourite picture ever. It cannot possibly be gone. I don't care what it takes, just get it back for me.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:45,
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Can't you just get it back off your old computer?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:48,
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I'm too good to you guys.
Courtesy of Google's image cache, screencapped, cropped and converted to a JPG.
calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:48,
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but... how?Ah. Ok. I forgive you and in fact I love you now instead.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:49,
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see below the pic.I am a god of image retrieval.
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:50,
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Excuse me?
You still have much to learn young one.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:54,
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Nah, I wouldn't have ballsed up her mimsy and hips like that again.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:57,
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Hooray! How did you do that Mu?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:58,
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I took the next logic step and put the cached image through tineye.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:59,
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ahh young padawan.Tineye is a new-fangled technology to me. I had to Google it to see what it was.
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:07,
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Face it Muif you redid it now you'd make it a man, with a manly cock and balls, and the toucan would be a dinosaur.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:59,
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Nice sidestep on the cock and balls there. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:02,
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Mimsy and HipsChildren's cartoon series about a streetsmart dog and some kind of hilarious vagina.
( Ysol ab abl blap,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:09,
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i like the little bandito moustache she has PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:01,
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well, what if the world blew up -- RIGHT NOWwould you regret anything :P
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:03,
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And frankly my work of genius today with the fake RDLI HAKKIS flounce absolves me of most crimes, karmawise.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:09,
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'genius' pfft!i had u right away
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:13,
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I was never pretending to be someone else.Except for the 10 seconds I was pretending to be someone else who had nabbed my name. I have perfectly good throwaway accounts if I wanted annonim- anom- anny- no one to know who I was.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:15,
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also, too soon, manhis fingernails are still growing
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:15,
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I've never seen this before because I've been living in a fridgeIt's ace, but is there a story behind it? What's it about? Is it a dream?
( Ysol ab abl blap,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 10:04,
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I'd got as far as finding that before takeaway arrived.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:53,
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it's right here!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:52,
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Space... the final...
(pearoast from a while back)
calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:21,
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Not a pearoast, but I'll beam it up here Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:24,
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Apparently he had an "extra leg"that he called "Jake the Peg"
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:20,
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He'll never catch them now.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:57,
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They looked really cool.. but god they were uncomfortable to ride :-)
I've never ridden a predator.They are pretty sexy though.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:08,
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Plays soft music:-)Yep ;-) Preditors were nothing without their tecnology
(,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:11,
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ahahahahey here's my hats photoshop file genericversatility.com/psd/hats4.psd
predator mask in there. free for all
(predator mask in there. free for all
smearballs double bag it!,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:41,
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for his next search string bet he tries'let it snow'
or 'do a barrel roll'
(or 'do a barrel roll'
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:07,
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