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[challenge entry] for RedHouse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# \o/
Although Daisy would have been even more of a "cute to ugly" transformation.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# but it IS Daisy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Oh, so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I glanced at the front page of the Daily Mail the other day. It described Abu Qatada as "Hate Preacher"
pot, I thought, meet kettle.

Also - quality pic :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# *ponders a meat kettle*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Uh-oh. Rule 34 alert.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)
# "If you can think of it, there's porn of it"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Yes
I uploaded several "meat kettle" videos to youporn just last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# ha ha ha indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)
# ha ha, On a very similar note, I had a very public
and VERY angry 2 minute hate about that tawdry rag the other day.

One of those situations when you finish you look up and people are just sat there open mouthed.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# My in-laws visited the other weekend, infecting the house with its ghastly presence.
I swear I could hear Melanie Philips stirring up bile even with the thing folded up.

I took great pleasure in lighting a fire with it the other day :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I love my mum
but she's started reading "it".

She genuinely can't see why I think it's a racist hate rag.
She thinks I'm "reading too much into it"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I went for an interview there the other day
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# As someone once said to me
"It's fine to have principles if you can afford it"

I think it might have been you, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Probably
With my CV I think it's fair to say I've shown I'm willing to sell out my principles if the money's good enough

Don't think I want to work there though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# You've worked at Hooters?

You could plot something subversive at the DM...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Given the number of people I now know who work there
We could probably take the whole thing down around them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# at Hooters?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Oh hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# You'll be totally misrepresented...
...by the time it goes to press.

I bet you spent 10 minutes being asked questions about which Revel you like the least. Then your responses will appear in an article about how the EU is conspiring with gay gypsies to drive down house prices.

"I fucking hate them. You never know what you'll get. And it always leaves a horrid taste in my mouth."
(xaer0mancer, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I successfully badgered my mum into stopping buying it
eventually she had to agree that "but I like the crossword" was not a valid excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# On the whole they (the Dail Mail) could whistle Dixie for all I care about them.
But they are responsible for one of the most shittly insidious bits of made-up-utter-bollocks ever, that for a few minutes "writing" by one of their hacks has caused so much fucking grief I can't begin to describe.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# A mate of mine works for the DM
He used to work for the Sun as well, but is actually pretty left-wing. Still not sure how he does it, I couldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Kill the fluffy facist!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# What's
wrong with its face ???
(Prince of Prance, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 8:36, archived)
# It should read...
"Save £12.50 on your hopping at waitrose"
(SillyMoo, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Excellent
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# hahahaha
although two creatures without a backbone entering the pod was never going to end well - badum-tish!

It's clearly political satire day today folks!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# To quote Mushy Pees
BOOM- SATIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# it's not worked out well for him as it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)
# I'll get me lifejacket
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# sha boom!
and apologies for the thread rush bump
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# S'ok
I'm in a mahossively high thread sandwich
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# I've finally noticed the mast...
it makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha took me a minute. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10687416
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Cor, that's a bit good.
It's amazing how her annoyance follows you round the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Knock yourself out.
www.sintel.org/wp-content/content/download.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Super wank Friday is go!
Or as I like to call it - 'Friday'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Hi !
erm....backs off
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Dear Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# ouch
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# SATIRISTS! WHY ARE YOU STILL AT YOUR DESKS? CLEAR THEM, THEN LEAVE!

.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Bang! Fucking Satire! - Thank You! Mushy :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Cillit Satire!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Bang! and the Tories were gone!
/wishfulthinking.com
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaah
What's Upduck?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
shopped pictured only please.

gove is such a duck fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# I FUCKING love these!
I am imagining frotting your satirical glands.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
# :D
much as I love this and don't want to see it smaller, it does spack up my b3tard filesize hypocrisy gland. They really should just ditch it from the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
# BOOM!
Are you here all week?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
#
don't forget to try the veal, it's excellent in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# oh my
these are fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# That is FUCKING SATIRE right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Oh these really are very good
Proceed...
(trnk loves a pun, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Oh my!
That's fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# hah! Bees has gone mental.
mentaller.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# A whole lot more of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha, these are effing great!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Is this some kind of World Record for simultaneous front pages? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Thrush?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha
you tard:P

EDIT: Hehehe so if it's not land, sea or air it's your URL?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# BOOBY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# I touched a boobie once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# I saw some tits on my nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# I fucked a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# I've never heard that metaphor before
what does that mean
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
# It means I take small children from the playground.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I couldnt work out a sea one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Dead boobie:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Wiv Da angles now little fella....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# ALBATROSS!!!!!!
or perhaps Puffin?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# But it's not rude... you Puffin!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# PUFF...in
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# ah, but you've made it look rude anyhow
*glees*
I'm so excited, I've got a puffin right now!
EDIT: and my suggestion is now on a front-paged image (*double-glees*)!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
# *rubs Puffin*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Spluffin' Puffin?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Sweary Seagull!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# You see, I love a bit of Venn anyway.
So this is almost too much.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I had an idea for a Wildyles-esque Venn-piece yesterday. Was planning on knocking a draft together later on. I'll gaz it you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# *intruiges*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# It's not as rude as this one.
Bit more practical. Gimme 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# swallows never land?
that must be quite a birth for the chicks if they need to break out of their eggs and learn to fly before it hits the ground ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# hahah no! Well known fact swallows do not have feet ;)
They live a long time on the wing on those long migrations... that will do for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Swifts fledge and then stay airborne
until they are old enough to breed, approx 6 years.
trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# When it was not a rude one, I had swifts in.. if only there was a rude variation
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# How about crossbreeding
for a swift swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha. well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# You there find me a bird that primarily lives on the sea that is rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rough-faced_Shag or en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-breasted_Sapsucker
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Col. Boris must be asleep
How about the Magnificent Frigatebird?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# :D
Nicely Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Thrush is not so much rude as irritating
Venntastic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Yoghurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# good job mr wildyles
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
# class sir!
*click
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Of course a male swallow is called a
Cock Swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
I like it - I must ask how long does it take you to think of these things
(I helped save b3ta! discobunnywalker, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Clint.


MASSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Bugger me backwards!
That is most excellent!

* Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# that's quality :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Craggy...
*clicks*
(SalmonFilter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Ning Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Fuggin' WOO!some
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Wow this is epic
the hair and eyebrow detail is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Gnarly Dude!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Thats a bit bloody good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Stunning!
*Clicked* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
Talk about raise the fucking bar!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Thank you one and all.
You are most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Thank you.
You are most talented.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)
# This is very lovely
well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# FLICKING CLINT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Ace!
And to think that it's only made of 4 shapes!! omg
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# fucking fuck
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha.
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# The very definition of gnarled
and, wow! These are a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Amazing work
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I'm liking that a lot.
Well and truley clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Peek-A-Boo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Holy Fuck!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)
# What is going on with atomic and
pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Dunno?
Why what's gorn orf?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Is there shenanigans afoot?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# just a bit of fun.
b3ta.com/board/10686870
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# 'ningles all


EDIT: I shouldn't laugh but one of my guests came back so drunk last night he pissed the bed. It wasn't me who alerted me to this fact, it was the people on the bunk below him! Poor bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)
# craggy
nings rg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Nice work Basil!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# ha! well done
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
#
(xixax, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# i like my seams crunchy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Katy P
or Zooey D?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# dude, srsly? KP!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# If you hate either your children or animals (or literacy)
you may be interested to note that I'm making a print-out-and-colour-in animal alphabet thingy. I am currently up to F, which is why I drew this wolf.


All the other ones can be found here
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:34, archived)
# hurrah I love the crocodile :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# F
Fantastic:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
# This is shit
and I wish you would just die.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Woo yay
Bun.

Not bun.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Ace :D
I'm currently making a children's book for a uni project. Story-wise, I'm knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# love the pipe
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Brill as ever
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
# I always loved your style
the styling on the hand drawn letters is fab
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# don't encourage him for Pete's sake
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# magic stuff
get them in a book for idiots' childrens!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)
# *Awaits bisect"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:27, archived)
# :D
squelch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# *awaits incest*
No, wait. Not like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
# OH, hello ducky, now i love ants
but i do like a bit of hot bee action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:57, archived)
# ...semi-carnally
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Intersect is a result of Incesct.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
# that word hurts my brain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Ooh that looks messy
Nice legs though ;) WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)
# just a grabbed 3d model for a quick pun, I didn't build the original
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Ooh looked like your work
Still WOO tho' ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Ant sexah tiem?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
# This reminds me of...
this sort of thing:
is leeching from flickr OK?

click
.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Why I ought...

This needs a frying pan adding which I shall endeavour to do later.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Nice!
What's the rest of her look like?
(I hope she doesn't have huge feet and long middle toes)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)
# now see?...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# I can't take credit for the model it was a free download from BlenderSwap I did animate the one above though as it's fully rigged.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Can't see her toes
but she does seem to have rather big, sword-wielding hands!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Friday Again
And another week you've (mostly) had to do without these:



Sorry I spoiled your blemish-free week.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:43, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] It's how quickly you get over it that matters...
Also I've been making more icons. It's kinda fun isn't it?
Cannon:


Bomb:


Also good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:54, archived)
# BOMB!
I want!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:56, archived)
# BOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning!
B3tards no worky for me C]:0(

EDIT: 'coming back up just waiting for DNS to do its thing ' wha? Buh? eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:59, archived)
# just worked for me Sir
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)
# 'allo Captain!
Hmm still no worky . . .

Meh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# It's been a bit wobbly for me recently, too.
I know it was down for maintenance earlier in the week, but it still seems a bit shaky. Like its had a broken leg taken out of plaster, and the muscles don't quite work properly yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Steam Cannon Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Flippinora!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
# woop!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)
# and it's good night from dogbomb...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Good Morning!
Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hairy Girl
(occitanista, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:07, archived)
# ^ shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Are you blind?
There is clearly extra highlighting on the teeth.

(also, nothing a touch of nair/veet/immac won't solve).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# ^^
I'd do my best!
(occitanista, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Coochie-coochie-coo

Ickle baby wants to play with da enriched uranium?
(IbnHud, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:25, archived)
# Haha
I used that same source once to 'shop a coworker. With sexy results.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:43, archived)
# I didn't know you'd been in Iran mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:19, archived)
# Yes, I was there for its inception.

It was a by-product of my invention of the beach ball, in March 1947.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:34, archived)
# Happy Friday-Ning-Thing b3ta!
Todays secret squirrel (with tits) is Robert Wagner, sandwiched between Claire Goose and Holly Willoughby (what a way to go).


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:06, archived)
# and for the oldies...
Hazel Court and Jimmy Durante.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:06, archived)
# ooh, Ms Court... and you heaving Hammer bosom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
# For that greeting, I am finally adding ignorelist to you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:16, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, ignore list is added to YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:54, archived)
# \o/
Would this help change your mind?



I did it for gronkpan & prodigy69 but you can look at it, if you would like to.

Ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:17, archived)
# A built-in croissant-crumb catcher.
No wonder she's smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:48, archived)
# that's my kind of sandwich
but without the rober wagner.

Claire is exactly one year younger then me while holly is exactly 7 years younger then me.

i'm now going to go and have a birthday party in my head with these two.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# happy birthday chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Happy Real Birthday TS!

Do you have a photo hiding behind any of this Red-X's on your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# no
they are all on old hosts and in the archive so uneditable.

have some of these, they'll make you feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Happiest place on earth!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:52, archived)
# I have to ask...
At which point was any of this cute?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:56, archived)
# the piglet really is cute
cuteoverload.com/2012/02/08/well-would-you-look-at-that/

as for macaques and disney characters, your mileage may vary
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:30, archived)
# that's excellent !
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:30, archived)
# WHAT, ENTER AN OLD PICTURE IN A CURRENT CHALLENGE? MADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:33, archived)
# shop 'Now in 3D' on the bottom an you're good to go
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:41, archived)
# Donald, you've changed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 5:21, archived)
# I've been waiting for this moment my entire life
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 5:25, archived)
# welcome to Disney world, Toluca Lake
 
please remain in your vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:26, archived)
# Can you feel it calling in the air?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
# GRRAAAAAAAAAWWWK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:03, archived)
# pigbatduck strike again!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:21, archived)
# Those webbed shoes give me the creeps
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:30, archived)
# searching for donald duck pictures brings up this story
www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/grope-claim-against-donald-duck
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:49, archived)
# Okay
“severe physical injury, emotional anguish and distress including, but not limited to post-traumatic stress disorder"

Just relax and enjoy it, ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:16, archived)
# I make no comment on the story, I'm just saying as far as internet searches are concerned, Donald Duck is a sexual predator
 
I don't think he's worn pants in eighty years
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:32, archived)
# I salute him for not wearing pants and -allegedly- groping breasts
Disneyland's excitement levels were getting way too low
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:44, archived)
# Dance
I have been thinking about you guys.
(ideasbychuck, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 3:58, archived)
# too far!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 3:59, archived)
# and way too big!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:07, archived)
# Is this your FAQ, Larry?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:29, archived)
# You're going to enter a world of pain, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:33, archived)
# You see what happens if you don't read the FAQ, Larry? See what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:01, archived)
# Still can't read the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:02, archived)
# Hello there.
Huge filesize! Recommended max for animations on /board is 400kb. It might be friendlier to replace this with an optimized version.
If you'd like some optimization tips just say the word.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:10, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:17, archived)
# Hahaha
I still love her.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:30, archived)
# Compo that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:49, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Reply_at_All
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:20, archived)
# "The song marks a step toward the mainstream pop direction Genesis was taking at the time,"
Translation: Phil Collins is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:32, archived)
# *cough* yet it still contains elements of their past: complex, melodic bass riffs, and a cross-hand technique
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:41, archived)
# A CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:45, archived)
# drums and sings
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:48, archived)
# A singing thumping cunt is still a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:50, archived)
# cross-hand technique OX
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 5:20, archived)
# I MEAN JUST SAY THE MOTHERFUCKING WORD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:30, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:56, archived)
#
I don't know about optimizing at all. Sorry... uhhh... should I take the other one down?
(ideasbychuck, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 3:38, archived)
# feeds us
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 3:52, archived)
# I'd say 'arf' but they might swarm me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:00, archived)
# What are they saying?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ONE BY ONE WE WILL TAKE YOU
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:23, archived)
# Yeah, that's about what I figured.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry] enough kitties already...
nozenritten
.
SUPPORT JAR JAR BINKS. please do sign HERE
.
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 3:01, archived)
# ahhahhah.
 
I still haven't seen the prequels in their entirety, for obvious reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 3:39, archived)
# You're not missing much
Read Darth and Droids instead.
(gijoel, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)

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