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# DENOUEMENT
 

 
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Freebase has a right guilty look going on there.
What did Blind-Flan find him doing?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Wanking into his coin cup
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
# um yeah about that
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
# fantastic the olde black & whites
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Freebase/Lorre seems a good match
 

 
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Oh yes.....Lorre was ace
Freebase would leave his mark in cinematic terms should he ever get the chance ...wahey :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# There's been no new thread for ages...
so have a terrible and barely-legible pun to get you going on a fine, cold Monday morning.



No apologies. They'd only sound insincere.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:40, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
# SHIT!
UDDERS!



SHUDDERS!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
# 4/4 time algae
bog standard :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Oooof!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Never go near.. the canal.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
# *waves fist*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Your algae
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# How rainbows are made
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:25, archived)
# And a very Happy St Piran's day to you all.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:31, archived)
# Is this a Cornish thing?

Edit: Yes it is! Patron saint of tin-miners. Not copper-miners or coal-miners. Specifically tin-miners...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:22, archived)
# not really into tin
I wouldn't have made a good tin miner
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Well, it is so frightfully tinny,
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# It is,
I am from Kernow, you see.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Any hints n how to make the back legs look like they are moving without looking like I just cannot draw at all,
gratefully received.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:31, archived)
# It has back legs???
Ning Pedantichrist, Pedantichrist and Pedantichrist!

ning real, ning Paul_P
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:36, archived)
# Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't you just put a filter on someone else's t-shirt design for this post?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# *fetches popcorn*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Oh ;(
No - I drew it myself with a biro last night, our company logo is a unicorn you see.

I did not even think about the title until I posted it.

Bugger - I feel rather deflated now.

[Edit - I had the idea at 14:11 yesterday, on a train - I emailed myself to remind me to make it. This is all very upsetting.]

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# This looks familiar
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Yes.
It did not to me - I thought I was really rather clever ;(
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Terrible when this happens

Well, not as terrible as, say, AIDS, but still disappointing.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# It is almost fucking identical.
Why could it not have happened to one of my less amusing thoughts?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# It's probably because you remember the good ones
thus making it more likely to be singled out as a copy (?)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Peradventure.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# taste the rainbow
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Ning b3ta - nearly 4 hours since the last post - WAKE UP IT'S A SCHOOL DAY!!!!
Let me start today with; Matt Lucas, Jake Lloyd and Lisa Robin Kelly.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:12, archived)
# and these are followed by
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:12, archived)
# ADELE'S DEAD?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# NEVR FORGIVE ALDI
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# We can only hope...
What I said was "Drunken Mademoiselle Heau's fixation for dead people; Tyrone Power Jr, Karl Marx and Adele.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# *steals proper tea*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:26, archived)
# show us yer growler
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:35, archived)
# OH YEAH
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:14, archived)
# Standard b3ta issue: did sick
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:43, archived)
# ipecac contest in the back with Freebase and Brandow!
 
EVERYBODY WINS
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:47, archived)
# BUSEY WINS
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:48, archived)
# sick out the nose is a terrible sick
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 5:06, archived)
# also, sick out the nose? that burns, nasty
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:48, archived)
# sick out arse is worse
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 5:14, archived)
# you should see a doctor mate
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:48, archived)
# nice doggy, doggy, doggy.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:55, archived)
# Griffo-cerberoid Alsatian, ok.
But who just got nuked?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:46, archived)
# me?
:(
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:57, archived)
# As Ms.Morbo once said: "Not everything is a cock, dear."
XD
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:02, archived)
# GRR MEOW
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:44, archived)
# BLOOOOD
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 5:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 5:29, archived)
# damn man now I gotta flan
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:44, archived)
# K
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:32, archived)
# would
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Jimmy Saville's had a sex change?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# i don't think so
but that would be hawt!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# OI! CLOWN FACE


blah blah blah, orangespace
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
# background looked like sex toys at first glance
ban this sick fil...more of this sick filth!

also - superboobs! xaxor.com/images/Hilarious-photoshopped-pics/Hilarious-photoshopped-pics13.jpg
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:14, archived)
# looks like ballooons.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:18, archived)
# balloons that can bend space and time?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:27, archived)
# space balloons
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:34, archived)
# well the lipsticks and brushes do look like vibrators and dildos, and the mascara brush you could probably shove up your bum at a pinch
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:37, archived)
# have you ever put mascara on your pubes to be fancy? I don't think I have
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:47, archived)
# You beehave.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:15, archived)
# ha
beerilliant.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:18, archived)
# she ain't got no legs
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:39, archived)
# (but I love you, just the same)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:51, archived)
# pretty when im drunk is better
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 2:57, archived)
# perhaps a little too overtly misogynistic for me to appreciate the joke, but I like the a capella.
Favourites from that record:
One Way (wicked samples)
Rang Dang (foreshadows JP's later style)

still got the CDs - all four in fact, though Hefty Fine is more one to download than buy
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:41, archived)
# WE. MAKE. HOLES IN BEEF.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:47, archived)
# WEAR THE DRESS, DAVE
 

 
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:33, archived)
# I must remember not to leave portals everywhere.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
But where did she pop out?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
#
The orange Portal spits them out on the set of the game-show "Total Wipeout"
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# uk, or merkin version?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Directly at the feet of Richard Hammond!
Who reclines regally in a throne made from Gold, semi-precious stones, and the tears of poor people.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:01, archived)
# and the fragments of his shattered skull
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:33, archived)
# the UK and Aussie versions were terrible, knock-offs on the cheap
half the appeal is the changing course from season to season, episode to episode, need the U.S. budget for that shit

also it wouldn't be the same retarded chucklefest without John Henson
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:54, archived)
# I watched them all though, because I do love seeing people fall off things
 
Ninja Warrior > Wipeout
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 2:07, archived)
# no fastest-time-wins here, one fall and you're gone baby
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 2:50, archived)
# yeah, the american wipe out is far better
and agreed ninja warrior rules supreme
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 6:19, archived)
# McDonald's.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# or KFC! ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Haha
Nice!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:03, archived)
# im hoping the orange exit hole will appear later in this thread!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:59, archived)
# you might want to get that bleached, honey
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 5:04, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)
# haha!!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Inter cellar journey !
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# *Spangs*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I don't know this game as I have things to do with my time
but from what I know of it, this is good.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:37, archived)
# I'm off to bed - night night fuckers
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Hamtoucher
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:18, archived)
# fat john terry = racist
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:43, archived)
# hahaha
Ace.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 2:33, archived)
# You live in a hotel....
Are you Alan Partridge ?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Travel tavern! There's a big difference!
(sordid little grief-hole)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# You tit.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Boeing John Malkovich
Seems obvious...

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
# tool
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# i paid my taxes and all i got was
a lazy fat fuck in a sweaty hotel
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# :o hand swears
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:26, archived)
# It is Sunday afterall, but is it real?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Excellent tilt shift :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Yes, all of these ^^
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Real, doctored, imagined. It's all good.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# lush :))
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I must confess, it's not real.
The picture is of a model village and the tilt shift was done by a filter on the camera itself.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# *demands refund*.............did you catch this beauty from links?:
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Wow...
No I didn't see that until now, incredible.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# and me ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:18, archived)
# awsome... I love stuff like this.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Madurodam...
Remember, it's not a tilt shift fake miniature if the subject is already in miniature ;)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 5:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# When the dead walk, we must stop the killing... or lose the war.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# when they first walk in
does one of daft punk walk past them?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I think it is o__o
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# FUCK
Nicely done.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Post No Bills
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# OBEY:FUCK
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 1:36, archived)
# FUCK.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# fishtits!
fishtits?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Wouldn't have seen that one on "Catchphrase" ;-)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:04, archived)
# yay:)
tits
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:04, archived)
# fish and tits
woo
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:05, archived)
# mindbogglingly tenuous
well done
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] no apology offered

clickentolargify226kb
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Haha..
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:02, archived)
# you've been on top form this weekend :D
ta :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
# KISS = Kitty In Satan's Service
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Gene Kittens
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# sexeh
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Donkeys like dancing too.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# He usualy plays a mini mog!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# plays the mouse organ too :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Stop!...
Hammerstein
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 5:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Simon Weston?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# aaarrrgghh!!


cannot unsee!!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# weee
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# \oooooo/
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:32, archived)
# detroit rock kitty!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Hiccups are a bugger
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Ace! ;-)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Dee-dle-ee-Dee-dle-Woooo-oooo-ooo-TWANG!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hall of fame for this
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
#
Go Hitler
Go Hitler
Go Hitler
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)
# holy crap I just saw this
 
OUTSTANDING
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)
# just realized that mickey mouse's pants are actually lederhosen. and that mickey mouse is actually hitler.


I think Atomic's Nun of the Above has taken its toll on me...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:53, archived)
# GO HITLER!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:55, archived)
# fucking love this ^
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I'm still waiting for Wadercat to free us from Fatcat's tyranny.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)
# A waddie for all occasions.
loves waddie!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 0:58, archived)
# :)
Reminds me of that brilliant story about employees at Disneyland...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Haha... indeed..
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)
# he's a black and white minstrel
or at least the early version of him were partially inspired by that tradition
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)
# hmm, never knew that
b3tapedia ftw
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:14, archived)
# its
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# ninja'd ;)
*hangs self*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Drew himself he did
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Go Mickey!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Heil Disney !


(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Weep weep weep weep weep weep
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# lol i love songs of praise
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# "nimnimnimnimnimnimnimnim"
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
# THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha
wow
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Hahah
would;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Did the pope ever recover from those dope smoking allegations
as depicted by t-shirts in the late 80s?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I think so
but not as many people like him as a result
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I shall shew thee greater abominations than these
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:19, archived)
# variations an a pope
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Evenink
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:50, archived)
# eye eye
how does he smell?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# papua new guinea
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# four candles?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# jakarta?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Alaska
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# where's your bin?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Reminds me of the sonic hound things from Half Life
top shop HD :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Houndeyes, bloody hell yes!
Also it looks a bit like what a Geth dog might look like
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# mind piss!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Eww
Quite :P
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
#
God yes
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# does too
:)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:23, archived)
# "My dog has no nose" "Oh, eye see!" :-)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# seeing eye dog ftw
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# brilliant and scary! it reminds me of a geth thing from mass effect
also is that a naked man with a camera i see in the reflection?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
# hehehee
fantastic! :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Half HAHAHA half AAAARRRGGHHH
Either way, its very well done, and i clicketh thee.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# oh shit, it's looking right at me
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# i'm sorry Dave, I cannot let you put me in the kennel right now
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# hahah excellent
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I see

This is wonderfully strange
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# the all seeing eye smells everything
I hear you may be contributing to the auction, gaz me what you can offer or post it in the thread: b3ta.com/links/749374
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# will do
:D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Nicely
HD
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Shuddering hell
Fears and heads to bed
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Spot?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:48, archived)
# COR!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 2:12, archived)
# I done made an areoplane. It isn't funny, sorry.


EDIT: If anyone wants it I'll detail it up, print and frame it for the B3ta auction. But do Gaz me if so; coz otherwise I won't bother.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Vrooom
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Ooooh, shiny :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# ooo - thats nice
2d or 3d?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I can't see in 3D :(
As good as blind in one eye.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Really?
Im completely deaf in one ear, but i can manage. Not sure if having one working eye would be as managable, what with seeing and all. That's poo.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# This.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Crikey
How come some people are utter cunts towards their ladies, where good guys like me are always single?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Some girls take a while to grow up.
Some never do.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# As soon as I made the decision to want to be single....
I seemed to get more offers than I'v ever had before...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Nice
I appreciate this because I've just started using Blender and have developed a new respect for 3D modellers.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Um... sorry folks.
this was made the same as all my pictures. In Photoshop 5.0 Limited Edition. Which is like Paint with go-faster stripes. There is a bit of shoppery (the engines I stole) a little cloneing and the rest I drew.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# another picture I can't see :(
wonders if it's my firefox ad blocker
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I'm on Firefox, and I can see it.
Which ad blocker are you using?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:31, archived)
# adblock plus 2.0.3
edit: weird - looking at the inspect element thingy whatever it is and clicking html I can see the address, copied it and pasted in new tab and hey presto nice shiny aeroplace :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Does it appear on the main board after you have done that?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# nope
no redex or anything just looks like a post without a pic. wondering if I've blocked a flashy gif (I have same problem as P69) and it's blocking all SundaeLunch's images
Edit: looks likely as I can't see any images in Sundaes profile
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I just use B3tards
and have never posted anything dodgy. Crap, yes, but naughty no.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Huzzah
it was adblocker - I block pics of anything that looks like spiders too
excellent plane btw and special clicks :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Thank you! But spiders are freindly
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:15, archived)
# eek thats the one I remember blocking now
*terrible arachnophobia
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Aww, come on
You can see he is a nice spidey.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Even I think he's cute...
But I'd still squash it if it were in my house...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
#
You can see he is a nice spidey evil cunting fuck (I'm still on edge after having a giant runner in the house Friday night - the sort that you can hear running!!)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:26, archived)
# If you're from where I think you are...
You must get uba massive ones...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)
# No I'm living in relative safety in the uk
moved near the sea down in Cornwall a couple of years back but there's some massive fuckers in my shed which I can't go in!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Haha, tourch it if it's near the house! I thought you were in Canada from what you said the other day.
I wouldn't ever live in a house with either chimney or floorboards with a void beneath..
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:41, archived)
# ah that was just a back packing holiday when I was a student about 25 yrs ago
I'd love to go visit a very good friend who moved to Oz a few yrs back but I seriously think I'd have a coronary if I saw one of their giant man eating ones
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I know what you mean, the anount of places I'd never go just because of my fear of the little bastards!
I think we must be the lukiest aracnophobes in the world here in the UK!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Try this.
In your main browser,
Click tools.
In the drop down box, select options.
When the diolgue options box appears, select content.
Where it says load images automaticly, make sure there is a tick in the little box next to it.
To the right of that there should be a button that says exeeptions,
press the button that says exeptions.
When a further diolgue box opens that says image exeptions see if "b3tards" is in the list
If it is, select it by left clicking, and then press remove site,
Then press close.
Then press OK.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# thank you muchly indeed :)
I've added exception to everything appearing on b3ta cheers
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Yay... I'm glad, that took some fucking typing!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:14, archived)
# appreciated
I was feeling image deprived :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Just use the hide button in future like I do,
It means you miss a thread, but I'm not always in the mood for a spack a spider or 5meg plus repost thread that won't let the rest of b3ta load....
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:23, archived)
# top tip cheers :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)
# You are a miserable Scottish cunt?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:10, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# it's a picture of Tobey Maguire eating a ham sandwich
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Crisp!
Woo!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Super shiny, nicely done..
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I like this
:)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# b17 flying fortress
scarey turret placement!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Tally ho!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# nice :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Hello Stranger :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
# hey babe :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# noice !

i did a b17 but i cant find it, have a Hercules instead
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Always wondered where baby airplanes came from...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
# They seem to be my thing recently
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# indeed it is
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# The Uberplane!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# heh, nice. just watched The Aviator last night
crazy crazy man
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Dave?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:09, archived)
# VNice
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:27, archived)
# this is lovely :))
*likes*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Prepare to die!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Fights
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
# A successful businessbird
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# "It's doing very well thank you"
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# "Top Banana! I would like to purchase on of your finest- *Bittern pecks out eye* ARRRRRRGH!"
*Bass drum explodes*
*Sad trombone/Fade to black*

CLASSIC Bittern and Chick!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# ... and all was quiet once again in the drum shop
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)
# "were going from boom to bust..."
"I'm sorry to hear that, do you have any incendiary cymbals?"

Boom boom
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Fork Handle?s
It's not dead, it's pining for the fjords...

etc
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Bitterns are part of the Heronvolk


Hoping to see a Black Bittern up in Cairns next week.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Rainydaytoday:D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Frankenstiens Beagle.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# It's rainy here too.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# WADER CAT HAS COME TO SAVE US FROM FATCAT!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Nice one Vag


It was snowing here earlier and now we have brilliant sunshine!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# The thunder rolls...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Frying tonight!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I've been away for a week, did I miss anything?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# OMG HAX!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# PIES are l337 as f00k
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I don't think so.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I shall ris all over this
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# srsly?
314 mirrored looks a lot like the word PIE
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# oh ok, I thought it was a consipracy theory or world ending thing
*waves the drunk excuse card
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# :)
The world will end on Mar-14th
J/K -- we have just over 9 more months before our DNA clocks end and we all mutate
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# think you'll find it's feb 15th 2013 that is the new end of the world
and this one is a bit more scientific

rt.com/news/paint-asteroid-earth-nasa-767/
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# eek!
I blame Obama
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# for some reason the west isn't reporting it but it is on the nasa NEO list
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)
# o-O WTF is Catnipppppp called Robert Fukishima?
Robert Fukishima March 04, 2012, 20:12 0
I believe that this is occurring as a result of Barack Obama and Louis Farrakan's meeting with the aliens that occurred just after his election. The so-called asteroid is actually a space ship loaded with atomic particles, with DNA alterations that will only affect jews, that will detonate over Isreal. This will be followed by a plague that results fom the rotting carcasses of the jews enhanced by a DNA altered bacteria aimed at white republican voters. Obama will become king and Queen Michelle will rule from their thrones in Kenya. The only hope we have will be to gentically alter the DNA of all Americans with Bush genes which will allow the continuation of mankind as is so Bush can take blame for the rest of eternity, or the Mayan calendar is right, whichever comes first. All hail King Obama.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# dis guy must be a alien or sutin
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# He knoes 2 much! I'm callin' alien on dis guy!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Well, if you make up the evidence, then look at it
it all makes perfect sense.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# hmmm
you've just described www.prisonplanet.com/
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I was just looking for that link.
I saw it linked on Facebook but didn't have chance to see if it was true or not.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# yeah it's true :(
here are the nasa read outs

neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2012da14.html
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# There's suppose to be an even bigger one in 2040 that comes pretty close or might even impact.
pretty scary thought maybe the Human race will go the way of the dinosaurs :/
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# you can map neo orbits on
ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2012+DA14;orb=1

you see where the lines meet, that's where we all fry
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# we're all going to die!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:14, archived)
# well that was obvious anyway
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:12, archived)
# sweet,
that means i won't need to buy my wife a birthday present
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I'm wondering if I risk not getting a valentines day card
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Get her a card with an Asteroid on it saying
"We're fucked, so we might as well fuck!"
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Don't ris all over the pie that's filthy ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# your image is out of date already - its 3:51 now.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# ^That
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# PIE!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Treacle pie - too sweet for my blood
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# intravenous treacle.....
it could work...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I don't have diabetes but I think a whole treacle pie could well send me over that way lol
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# I don't have diabetes
but I think I need a shot of insulin just looking at this pic
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Me too :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# now that is a sexy looking pie
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# FUCK that looks good.
Hungry... very hungry.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# PSI PI.E
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Who are you?
* Welcome Noobie, pull up a chair and post a RPS
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)

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